Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: Arena  (Read 135071 times)

Hope ♦ Metal

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #930 on: March 19, 2016, 09:46:30 AM »
>Go mad from changing locations so abruptly.

Monarda

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #931 on: March 19, 2016, 12:58:46 PM »
Marisa-me:
>Try again to get and ask to be a magician for the circus.
>Retry if necessary.
>Get a Yukkuri Ran.

Reimu-me:
>Take care of Yukkurisa.
>Create a machine that makes "Chekhov's Armor", these will stop anything hitting the owner, even Chekhov's gun bullets.

Mr Jovial

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #932 on: March 19, 2016, 10:19:19 PM »
>go somewhere friendly and make all the friends

zero_breaker

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #933 on: March 20, 2016, 02:44:14 AM »
comfirmed forever ded

DNAbc

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #934 on: March 20, 2016, 07:07:23 AM »
>have the mod make a new thread
>repeat five times
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The Hating Hater

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #935 on: March 20, 2016, 04:04:52 PM »
> START A MASSIVE HOUSE PARTY

Neovereign

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  • Everything will be daijoubu... hopefully
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #936 on: March 21, 2016, 03:54:27 AM »
>"REISEN UDONGEIN INABA! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REMOTE!?!"

>If Reisen doesn't give it to me, roll to find it and resume movie.
>Repeat with remaining actions.
"Eh? W-What? I don't have it."
5: You point at Reisen's hand and sure enough, there's the remote.
"I swear I didn't have it though!" Reisen passes you the remote, and you unpause the movie.
>Ask yukari to gap me out of Gensokyo so that i can overthrow the empire of mankind.
If so:
>Cause as much chaos as i can.
>Repeat
if no:
>Try to convert people to chaos worship.
>Play a game of chest with Tzneech
6: You are gapped out of Gensokyo and thrown into a random area in the outside world. Unfortunately, that's the ocean. Roll to Dodge!
Old Guy: 4: Thankfully, you can swim.
2: It's hard to do that in the middle of the ocean.
3: You cause some chaos among the sea-life, terrorizing sharks by calling them dolphins and holding fish in place. Maybe invest in some greater crimes...
> Try and land a contract to sell wine to the SDM's casino.
4: Flandre agrees to let you sell wine in the casino, but she wants to play the casino games too, and Sakuya won't let her.
>Reload previous actions:
[>Send out flyers for fellow puzzle-lovers to assemble into my own realm!
>Pet the Endogeny
>Attempt to zap in someone (or multiple someones) from Gensokyo for the sake of we need at least one confirmed female here, I may be a god now but I'm a puzzle-creating, Tesseract Labyrinth-building, fabulous-legged god with friends, my own realm, an Endogeny, and standards!]
2: Something should really be done about this paper shortage...
Unnamed #1: 4: One of the former bodied souls apparently has posters already made, and somehow manages to spread them to other realms.
4: You pet the Endogeny. Maybe you're petting too much, because Endogeny looks very comfortable.
3: You summon Youmu and her half ghost.
>Talk Kogasa into doing a Tea-leaf reading act.
>Do some ring-master-ing to get more people from the Human Village in.
2: You aren't convincing enough.
5: The entirety of the Human Village visits your circus, minus Keine.
>Go mad from changing locations so abruptly.
2: It isn't that bad...
Marisa-me:
>Try again to get and ask to be a magician for the circus.
>Retry if necessary.
>Get a Yukkuri Ran.

Reimu-me:
>Take care of Yukkurisa.
>Create a machine that makes "Chekhov's Armor", these will stop anything hitting the owner, even Chekhov's gun bullets.
4: You are recruited into the Bamboo Forest of the Lost; Traveling Circus?o Traveling Circus of the lost Bamboo Forest?. Traveling "Lost Bamboo Forest" Circus! I'm getting tired of typing that...
4: You obtain a Yukkuri Ran. It's really fluffy.

5: You give Yukkurisa a great home fit for badge yukkuri.
2: You aren't even proficient with making machines. That's more Nitori.
>go somewhere friendly and make all the friends
6: You go to Misty Lake and make friends with a bunch of fairies, getting caught in a danmaku battle eventually. Roll to Dodge!
Mr Jovial: 5: You manage to dodge every shot. They're just fairies anyways, so it wasn't very difficult. (+1)
comfirmed forever ded
?: You call out for help...
But nobody came...
>have the mod make a new thread
>repeat five times
1: The mod deletes the thread... in the near future...maybe.
3: You determine that the mod might create another thread...
3: Maybe...
> START A MASSIVE HOUSE PARTY
3: There's already a party going on, so you join those watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Locations:
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Library: EvilNazgul, Hating Hater
Grape Greenhouse: Kasu
Moon: LaserTurtle
Puzzle Realm: Unmatched Sock, Patorikku
Forest of Magic; Marisa's House: StarlightHawk/Marisa, DNAbc,
Yakumo Residence: StarlightHawk/Reimu
Traveling 'Lost Bamboo Forest' Circus; Forest of Magic: qMyon, Old Guy
Human Village: Zero Breaker, Hope Metal, Mr Jovial

Bonuses:
+1: Patorikku, Mr Jovial

Dying/Dead:
Lost: Zero Breaker

Status:
Kasu/Nature-related God: Self-chilling-grape greenhouse.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: Reisen, Past Satori, B-R-E-W-T-H-M/Homura, Fairies who have mastered calculus, I. M. Meen, Patchouli, Television, extra 4th die.
Old Guy/Chaos Space Marine: Hourai-type Immortality, Chaos Gods.
Unmatched Sock/Puzzle God: Super Bandage Girl, Dio, Endogeny, 2 former bodied souls, Excalibur, Legendary Dice.
Patorikku: Extra 4th die.
LaserTurtle: Wrong Moon Mansion #2.
qMyon: Umbrellarella Club (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2), Eientei's Residents (Kaguya, Eirin, Tewi), Mokou.
Mr. Jovial: Doll option.
Hating Hater: Moge-Ko, 8 Mogekos, Komachi, Tenshi-mobile, Flandre.
Hope Metal/Cirno?: Nothing else mentionable.
DNAbc: Nothing else mentionable.
Zero Breaker: N/A
StarlightHawk/Reimu: 3 Spell Bombs, 4 Lives
StarlightHawk/Marisa: Mini Hakkero v3, 3 Spell Bombs, 3 Lives

Evil_Nazgul0616

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #937 on: March 21, 2016, 04:10:15 AM »
>Give the new arrival: Hating Hater, and his cohort, if he has one, some popcorn.
>Observe everyone's reactions to the movie.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2016, 04:52:47 AM by Evil_Nazgul0616 »

DNAbc

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  • but I don't exactly hate that
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #938 on: March 21, 2016, 08:49:25 AM »
>give an extra dice to the permaded guy
?hey, sry for rekting you so badly, i w@snt thinking straight?

>then have mod make new thread
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Mr Jovial

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #939 on: March 21, 2016, 11:15:00 AM »
:Ddddd they're shooting friendliness pellets at me! But they're too not smart enough to recognise my friendship...
>Try and find the Taoist...place (the Divine Spirit Mausoleum?). The portal to it is probably under a rock somewhere so just check under every rock.
>Try again if needed.
>If not found, clearly the Taoist place is too good at hide and seek. Go to the Moriya Shrine instead.

Kasu

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #940 on: March 21, 2016, 02:05:11 PM »
> Market that wine to various restaurants underground.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

qMyon

  • Chill - just chill
  • Keepin' it vanilla smooth
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #941 on: March 21, 2016, 02:58:07 PM »
>Let's simplify and rebrand the Traveling "Lost Bamboo Forest" Circus as the Bamboo Circus. Should be a bit easier.
>Do some recruiting for Umbrella Club sub-members, and develop an Official Club Umbrella to hand out.

SlimeKid

  • Radical!
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #942 on: March 21, 2016, 04:23:34 PM »
>Since I'm the only one around aside from the audience.. try to clone myself through mitosis!
>Perform professional acrobatic stunts with this clone!
« Last Edit: March 21, 2016, 04:28:00 PM by SlimeKid »

Hope ♦ Metal

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  • Donald Trump will make waifus real
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #943 on: March 21, 2016, 06:42:33 PM »
>Bury zerobreaker under a ton of concrete so he can't do anything even if he comes alive somehow.

The Hating Hater

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #944 on: March 21, 2016, 08:11:16 PM »
> The movie is now reality.
> Upgrade popcorn.

Patorikku

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #945 on: March 21, 2016, 09:06:04 PM »
> The evil that is idolism has been defeated. Spread the word.
> Continue spreading the word.
> Smack HopeMetal while you're at it.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #946 on: March 21, 2016, 10:24:01 PM »
>Use Chaos Magic to teach the Sea Creatures how to breath on the surface.
>Crown myself as king of the sea
>Invade the surface.
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LaserTurtle

  • Master of the lurk
  • *sips tea*
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #947 on: March 22, 2016, 04:24:01 AM »
>Continue generating furniture as an act of diplomacy toward the Lunarians
>Upgrade Wrong-Moon Mansion #2
>Upgrade furniture-generating powers
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

Mujie

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  • Can you guess my sister?
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #948 on: March 22, 2016, 07:46:46 AM »
No harm posting in this thread since it'll maybe be gone soon if I'm wrong about the rules right?
>head to the Moriya Shrine

Monarda

  • Tactician that has a soft spot for cuteness.
  • Art by Amibazh
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #949 on: March 22, 2016, 09:56:13 AM »
Marisa-me:
>Perform magic tricks like dissappearing, pulling Tewi out of our hat, making a cabinet of a dance game appear from nowhere and more.
>Hug our Ran and make her bodied, then we'll have a cute yukkuri to care and love for her and she'll do stuff for us !

Reimu-me:
>Care for Yukkurisa.
>"Yukari, have anything for us to do ?"
>Ask Yukari for a gap so we can visit our distant relative Chiyome.

an unmatched sock

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #950 on: March 23, 2016, 08:37:00 PM »
>"Yes! Thank you...um. Um. I never caught either of your names," referring to the bodied souls.
>"Welcome indeed, white-haired one and ghost friend! Tell me, would you like a puzzle?"
>>If she says no, "Too bad you're getting a puzzle." Poof her into a devious, yet non-lethal puzzle that requires quick thinking and reflexes to beat!
>Await surely positive responses to the flyers and set up the Teleportarium to bring them here!

Neovereign

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  • Everything will be daijoubu... hopefully
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #951 on: March 23, 2016, 10:34:44 PM »
>Give the new arrival: Hating Hater, and his cohort, if he has one, some popcorn.
>Observe everyone's reactions to the movie.
2: There's no popcorn left.
3: You reach a certain scene that's making Reisen feel uncomfortable.
After the scene, Flandre suddenly jumps up.
"Sakuya! Can I have a pet bu-"
"No." Sakuya says coldly.
>give an extra dice to the permaded guy
?hey, sry for rekting you so badly, i w@snt thinking straight?

>then have mod make new thread
4: You pass a die onto ZeroBreaker. He is no longer Lost!
4: You ask the mod to make a new thread. It works...?
:Ddddd they're shooting friendliness pellets at me! But they're too not smart enough to recognise my friendship...
>Try and find the Taoist...place (the Divine Spirit Mausoleum?). The portal to it is probably under a rock somewhere so just check under every rock.
>Try again if needed.
>If not found, clearly the Taoist place is too good at hide and seek. Go to the Moriya Shrine instead.
1+1=2: You find nothing.
3+1=4: You find the Taoist's...uh, area.
> Market that wine to various restaurants underground.
2: You don't have any ties with the underground at the moment.
>Let's simplify and rebrand the Traveling "Lost Bamboo Forest" Circus as the Bamboo Circus. Should be a bit easier.
>Do some recruiting for Umbrella Club sub-members, and develop an Official Club Umbrella to hand out.
5: Affirmative!
2: The only members are the one's that were in the fusion. Others wouldn't understand...
>Since I'm the only one around aside from the audience.. try to clone myself through mitosis!
>Perform professional acrobatic stunts with this clone!
5: You clone yourself perfectly. It's like an exact replica.
4: You perform some acrobatics that only two very in sync characters could do.
>Bury zerobreaker under a ton of concrete so he can't do anything even if he comes alive somehow.
2: How will you bury someone in concrete...without concrete?
> The movie is now reality.
> Upgrade popcorn.
1: You make this movie false. There's no way it's based off of anything at all.
3: You don't have popcorn, so you first obtain some. It's not that great though.
> The evil that is idolism has been defeated. Spread the word.
> Continue spreading the word.
> Smack HopeMetal while you're at it.
3+1=4: ♪Ding Dong Idolism is dead♪
4+1=5: ♫Lalala something red♫
Your song easily becomes popular.
1+1=2: You're too busy singing.
>Use Chaos Magic to teach the Sea Creatures how to breath on the surface.
>Crown myself as king of the sea
>Invade the surface.
3: Fish now know how to breath on the surface. But they lack the right organs and wouldn't be able to walk on land anyways. One step at a time at least...
5: You are now the ruler of the seas.
1: You try to invade the sky, but the fish can't really get there...
>Continue generating furniture as an act of diplomacy toward the Lunarians
>Upgrade Wrong-Moon Mansion #2
>Upgrade furniture-generating powers
5: You regenerate the entire lunar capital.
2: The mansion is still as it was before.
2: The upgrade failed.
No harm posting in this thread since it'll maybe be gone soon if I'm wrong about the rules right?
>head to the Moriya Shrine
4: You take a enjoyable walk to the Moriya Shrine.
Marisa-me:
>Perform magic tricks like dissappearing, pulling Tewi out of our hat, making a cabinet of a dance game appear from nowhere and more.
>Hug our Ran and make her bodied, then we'll have a cute yukkuri to care and love for her and she'll do stuff for us !

Reimu-me:
>Care for Yukkurisa.
>"Yukari, have anything for us to do ?"
>Ask Yukari for a gap so we can visit our distant relative Chiyome.
3: Most of the tricks you do are figured out by the crowd. Maybe you should hide how you're doing it.
5: You make your yukkuri Ran into a bodied yukkuri. You hug her. It's almost like a chibi Ran of your own!

3: You've done a lot, but don't have much else to give her at the moment, besides emotional care.
"Maaaaybe..."
2: Yukari is being too mysterious to comply!
>"Yes! Thank you...um. Um. I never caught either of your names," referring to the bodied souls.
>"Welcome indeed, white-haired one and ghost friend! Tell me, would you like a puzzle?"
>>If she says no, "Too bad you're getting a puzzle." Poof her into a devious, yet non-lethal puzzle that requires quick thinking and reflexes to beat!
>Await surely positive responses to the flyers and set up the Teleportarium to bring them here!
"We don't really have names..." One of them says.
"Yeah, we were just people who played this game before. That's why we wanted dice so badly. Now we have them!"
3: "Uh, I don't think I have time for a puzzle..." She says.
6: You poof her into a very devious puzzle. It's really tough, but not lethal. As she tries to get through each part of the puzzle, you notice her confidence and self-esteem getting lower and lower.
4: The teleportarium whirs, and Cirno floats out.
"I heard you had puzzles! I'm a genius, so I should be able to solve anything you throw at me. Bring it!"

Locations:
Moriya Shrine: Mujie
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Library: EvilNazgul, Hating Hater
Grape Greenhouse: Kasu
Moon: LaserTurtle
Puzzle Realm: Unmatched Sock, Patorikku
Forest of Magic; Marisa's House: StarlightHawk/Marisa, DNAbc,
Yakumo Residence: StarlightHawk/Reimu
Bamboo Circus; Forest of Magic: qMyon,
Outside World; Skies: Old Guy/Chaos Space Marine
Human Village: Zero Breaker, Hope Metal,
Taoist's area: Mr Jovial

Bonuses:
None

Dying/Dead:
None

Status: Man, how much longer will this go on? One more turn? Will anyone even want a sequel? Will it be similar to this, or will it be different? Will it be more simple/basic, or will it be complex? Will these questions be answered? It's not like I know how to make a poll anyways...
Kasu/Nature-related God: Self-chilling-grape greenhouse.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: Reisen, Past Satori, B-R-E-W-T-H-M/Homura, Fairies who have mastered calculus, I. M. Meen, Patchouli, Television, extra 4th die.
Old Guy/Chaos Space Marine: Hourai-type Immortality, Chaos Gods.
Unmatched Sock/Puzzle God: Super Bandage Girl, Dio, Endogeny, 2 former bodied souls, Excalibur, Legendary Dice.
Patorikku: Extra 4th die.
LaserTurtle: Wrong Moon Mansion #2.
qMyon: Umbrellarella Club (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2), Eientei's Residents (Kaguya, Eirin, Tewi), Mokou.
Mr. Jovial: Doll option.
Hating Hater: Moge-Ko, 8 Mogekos, Komachi, Tenshi-mobile, Flandre.
Hope Metal/Cirno?: Nothing else mentionable.
DNAbc: Nothing else mentionable.
Zero Breaker: Nothing else mentionable
StarlightHawk/Reimu: Dosu Yukkuri Marisa, 3 Spell Bombs, 4 Lives
StarlightHawk/Marisa: Bodied Yukkuri Ran, Mini Hakkero v3, 3 Spell Bombs, 3 Lives
SlimeKid: Perfect clone of himself.
Mujie: Nothing else mentionable.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2016, 10:38:00 PM by Miniking »

Mr Jovial

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #952 on: March 23, 2016, 10:56:48 PM »
Man, how much longer will this go on? One more turn?
Well, we have 15 players, 1 GM. If everyone only posts once for 3 turns we'll be at post 999 so there's still a few actions for someone to ruin the game multiple times. Seems popular enough to warrant a sequel though I'd personally not want it to continue this, a fresh start with different gameplay(?) would be more interesting imo.
Anyway actions:
>Befriend all the Taoists.
>Befriend the non-Taoists in this area (I dunno, that mean's Yoshika probably?)
>Repeat either action if needed. If no repeats needed, write about 10 apology letters. Can't let this incompetent flesh sack I'm controlling meet his end before being forgiven for all the hurty hurts I attacked people with.

Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #953 on: March 23, 2016, 11:40:48 PM »
How about we all agree to try to make suitable endings for everyone including ourselfs and the npcs, with ether massive success or massive failure.

> NO, RAID THE LAND NOT THE SKY! (Tell the underwater army that.)
> Find a suitable empty island to summon a army of chaos space marines, Actually no, scratch that, an army of FAIRYS, after all they did lay waste to the lunar capital. Anyhow, then summon those Faries.
> Prepare for one final raid on the imperium of Mankind. DOWN WITH THE FALSE CORPSE EMPEROR.
6: You poof her into a very devious puzzle. It's really tough, but not lethal. As she tries to get through each part of the puzzle, you notice her confidence and self-esteem getting lower and lower.
:ohdear:

EDIT: Just realized that i still have 2 more rounds to go after this. Derp.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2016, 04:47:12 AM by the old guy »
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Mujie

  • Flipped turned upside down
  • Can you guess my sister?
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #954 on: March 23, 2016, 11:42:34 PM »
think what could I do having just got here to make an ending
>attempt to usurp Sanae as shrine maiden of Moriya Shrine somehow

zero_breaker

  • Is chuuni before 2nd year
  • Must... resist... procrastination...
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #955 on: March 24, 2016, 01:05:36 AM »
>Drown?/Bury? Home Metal under a ton of lava.
>Turn all the red herrings into Chekhov's Guns.
>Try again if that failed.

Patorikku

  • Weird country-bumpkin city-boy hybrid
  • (ง ?̀_?́)ง
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #956 on: March 24, 2016, 01:25:53 AM »
> With the tyranny of idolism having been toppled, you can now focus on reviving the bodied souls that were lost to the void. Do that.
> Continue trying to bring them back.
> As soon as one or both of them are back, hand your fourth die to one of them.

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Kasu

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  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #957 on: March 24, 2016, 01:36:25 AM »
> Grab some wine samples and head Underground.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

qMyon

  • Chill - just chill
  • Keepin' it vanilla smooth
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #958 on: March 24, 2016, 02:28:35 AM »
>Do a collab event with the movie theatre.
>Clearly the magic act requires something more. Retrieve a suitably attractive and skilled assistant for the magic act.

DNAbc

  • mafia is suffering
  • but I don't exactly hate that
Re: Roll to Dodge: Arena
« Reply #959 on: March 24, 2016, 02:48:49 AM »
>Preach idolism again
>Repeat for improved likelihood of success and number of followers
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