Author Topic: Off The Rails - NEW ADVENTURE IN A NEW THREAD! [Completed]  (Read 53653 times)

LaserTurtle

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Off The Rails - NEW ADVENTURE IN A NEW THREAD! [Completed]
« on: September 04, 2012, 03:20:20 AM »
So, I decided to try my hand at an adventure.

Here we go!

>Deep in space, a meteor drifts on a crash course to Gensokyo. This meteor is no ordinary one, as it has made its journey through a strange place that originated from a game and-
>Wait, Yukari just gapped it away. Dangit, Yukari.
>Welp, there goes all those plans to make Shrinelodged. Anyone here have a better idea? No? Well then...

Off The Rails
An Adventure by LaserTurtle (or whatever his username is currently)

>Before we start, we have to determine the major players in this possibly nonsensical adventure you're going to play, so...
>Choose 3 Characters
>_
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 01:30:50 PM by Pesco »
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

capt. h

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2012, 03:25:32 AM »
> Mokou Huziwara
> Utsuho Reiuji
> Flandre Scarlet



...> Kenpachi Zaraki

IdiotsOpposite

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2012, 03:42:14 AM »
Reiuji Utsuho
Flandre Scarlet
Izayoi Sakuya
« Last Edit: September 04, 2012, 05:19:26 AM by IdiotsOpposite »

Raitaki

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2012, 04:20:03 AM »
> Flandre Scarlet
> Izayoi Sakuya
> Komeiji Koishi
[08:23 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki on a scale of 1 to 10 your current mafia game play is annoying as fuck
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki, if both of us ended up as mafia
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- I would be so angry
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- that I will snap and give into my rage

SirChaotick

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2012, 04:33:41 AM »
> Flandre Scarlet
> Izayoi Sakuya
> Komeiji Koishi

Hanzo K.

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2012, 04:39:30 AM »
> Flandre Scarlet
> Izayoi Sakuya
> Reiuji Utsuho
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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2012, 05:19:51 AM »
...*sincerely praying for Hanzo's formation now*

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2012, 05:25:44 AM »
>Utsuho Reiuji
>Nue Houjuu
>Flandre Scarlet

Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2012, 07:54:48 AM »
>Genji
>Shizuha Aki
>Daiyousei

...what?

LaserTurtle

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2012, 08:01:01 AM »
>Votes calculated and the winners are...
>Utsuho Reiuji
>Flandre Scarlet
>Sakuya Izayoi

>Sorry, Koishi! Better luck next time, if there is one.

>You are Utsuho Reiuji, questionably professional nuclear crow. When you're not hanging around with Satori in Old Hell, you're...
>Wait, that's all you do. Orin gets to do all the errand running. You have no idea why. You can do just as great of a job running errands as she can!
>In fact, you're going to prove it! Satori said recently that she wanted Orin to get something at a place called Kou-something-or-other. You're going to surprise Satori and do it instead of Orin!
>Never mind the fact that you don't even remember what Satori wanted. That can come later.
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, sister of the self-proclaimed Scarlet Devil. When you're not sitting around in the basement, you're flying around the grounds and causing either destruction or mischief.
>However, today's different. You overheard your sister telling Sakuya to get something at some shop called something-dou. It could be fun to tag along!
>_

>You are Sakuya Izayoi, the perfect and hypercompetent maid. When you're not running errands for Remilia, you're cleaning the spacial mess that is Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>Recently, Remilia has told you to buy one of those electric shikigami at Kourindou, for some reason or another. After telling China Meiling to watch over Flandre, you head towards Kourindou.
>Gensokyo's been strange lately. The geography's been either nondescript or completely chaotic lately. Today seems to be one of the less "out-there" days, as everything that is not an actual named place like the Forest of Magic or Hakurei Shrine has been replaced by an endless grassy field. Really, it could have been worse.
>_
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

capt. h

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2012, 01:56:46 PM »
> Everyone: Run errand.

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2012, 05:05:33 PM »
Utsuho: Be impressed with ourselves.

Raikaria

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2012, 05:25:02 PM »
> Flandre: Kyuu~ anything with relevance to plot.


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Raitaki

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2012, 10:18:40 PM »
> Flandre: Kyuu~ anything with relevance to plot except ourselves.
Fix'd
[08:23 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki on a scale of 1 to 10 your current mafia game play is annoying as fuck
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki, if both of us ended up as mafia
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- I would be so angry
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- that I will snap and give into my rage

LaserTurtle

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Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2012, 10:47:39 PM »
Utsuho: Be impressed with ourselves.
>How can you be impressed with yourself if you haven't even gone out  to get the whatever-a-thing from the place-with-the-name-you-forgot?
>Oh well. You're impressed with yourself anyways.
> Flandre: Kyuu~ anything with relevance to plot.
>Flandre, Sakuya, and Utsuho all explode as the plot gives a dying scream. GAME OVER
>Achievement Unlocked! Off to a Great Start: Trigger the first death flag in the game
> Flandre: Kyuu~ anything with relevance to plot except ourselves.
>Unfortunately, there wasn't much plot to begin with.
>You settle for destroying every electrical outside-world shikigami in Kourindou.
>In Kourindou, Rinnosuke is hiding under the counter, wondering why there's computer shrapnel everywhere.
> Everyone: Run errand.
Sakuya:
>You reach Kourindou. Rinnosuke must have redecorated, because the shop looks completely different.
>Wait, no. The shop just looks like it has bits of electric shikigami lodged in the walls everywhere. You wonder what happened before going inside.
>Inside Kourindou, Rinnosuke explains that yes, those are "computer" bits lodged in the walls. He says that, before your arrival, all of the computers suddenly self destructed in several ways. Some collapsed in on themselves, some rocketed into the sky (which explains the holes in the roof), some transformed into things that Rinnosuke called "Balloon Animals" before apparently popping (er, what?), but most of them just exploded.
>Well, how are you going to find a computer for Remilia, now?
>_
Flandre:
>After destroying every electric shikigami that Kourindou has to offer, you bust out of the basement, grab a parasol to keep yourself in the shade, incapacitate Meiling, and rocket through the front gate and across Misty Lake...
>...only to run into a solid wall of rock. Stupid quantum geography.
>How are you supposed to follow Sakuya now?
>_
Utsuho:
>Make way for the Nuclear Crow! You crash out of the Palace of the Earth Spirits and collapse several houses in  Old Hell as you charge towards the blowhole. You whiz past the grumpy bridge princess.
>Actually you think you might have gone into a head-on collision with her. You probably did, seeing as your forehead hurts.
>Flying out of the blowhole, you have a near miss with a bucket and a spider youkai. Whoops.
>You are now flying steadily above the entrance to the Underground. you seem to be surrounded by ocean. What?
>Your nuclear powers have taught you enough physics to know that the ocean surrounding the entrance to the Underground should have splashed into the blowhole and flooded Old Hell completely.
>That's not important though. You have a shop to find and a thingy to buy-you don't have any money either. Ah well, you'll figure something out.
>_
« Last Edit: September 04, 2012, 10:58:16 PM by LaserTurtle »
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

Raitaki

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2012, 11:00:14 PM »
Quote
quantum geography
lolwat
[08:23 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki on a scale of 1 to 10 your current mafia game play is annoying as fuck
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki, if both of us ended up as mafia
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- I would be so angry
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- that I will snap and give into my rage

LaserTurtle

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2012, 11:22:29 PM »
lolwat
It makes as much sense as the rest of this adventure.
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

capt. h

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2012, 02:41:52 AM »
> Flandre - Quantum geography is in your way. Break it.
> Or at least the rock wall.

> Sakuya - Find Nitori.

> Utsuho - Evaporate ocean.
> Then, prove your compitence to Satori by getting a thing from a shop.

>_

LaserTurtle

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2012, 03:24:34 AM »
> Flandre - Quantum geography is in your way. Break it.
> Or at least the rock wall.
>Another rock wall is in the way-wait, no there isn't. Like you said before, you hate quantum geography.
>Since the only thing standing between you and Kourindou is...an absurdly deep pit, you just fly over to Kourindou, and see Sakuya flying off.
>You notice she doesn't have anything in her arms, so where is she going? Is she going somewhere else to get whatever she needs to get?
>_
> Sakuya - Find Nitori.
>"I'm already here!" says a floating piece of computer.
>Nitori's optical camouflage shorts out, leaving a kappa hiding under a blanket.
>"Don't worry, I've got a spare. Anyway, you're in need of a computer aren't you? Follow me!"
>She throws another blanket over herself and turns invisible. "Just follow the sound of my voice."
>You can't help but think that this method of guiding is extremely impractical, but you can't voice your comments, as Nitori's already swimming in the ocean.
>At least, until the ocean completely disappears in a poof of water vapor.
>After readjusting her optical camouflage, Nitori says, "Here, I'll start singing to help guide you."
>She breaks out into a song about...cucumber beer? Kappas are weird.
>_
> Utsuho - Evaporate ocean.
> Then, prove your compitence to Satori by getting a thing from a shop.
>You turn the ocean surrounding the landmarks of Gensokyo into water vapor and a giant pit that goes lower than the Underground. Apparently Gensokyo doesn't want to stay within the confines of 3-dimensional space, as the Underground is still under the ground.
>After getting lost several times, and eventually asking directions from a white-haired self-proclaimed phoenix woman, you reach the shop called Kourindou. The building is damaged, and the big cloud of evaporated water probably isn't helping matters. There's a little girl with weird shiny crystal wings hanging out near the store, too, for some reason.
>When you enter, the guy behind the counter sighs.
>"Just take what you need and go."
>Of course, there's several things you want to get from this place, but Satori probably only wanted one thing. Which one should you choose?
>The shiny "Crystal Ball" (It's shiny. That's always a plus.)
>The portable "Music Player" (They come in all sorts of colors!)
>The definitely-not-a-real-mouse "Mouse" (What kind of name is that? Maybe Orin would like it since it's a mouse or something.)
>The confusing "Rubik's Cube" (You tried messing around with it, but all you did was mix up the colors in different ways.)
>_
« Last Edit: September 05, 2012, 03:31:07 AM by LaserTurtle »
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

SirChaotick

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2012, 04:21:30 AM »
> Flandre - Proceed to gaze longingly at the crystal ball.
> Flandre - Kyuu~ it.
> Sakuya - Recall preference of beer while following Nitori.
> Utsuho - Take the cube and fiddle with it vigorously.

Hanzo K.

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2012, 04:23:43 AM »
>Flandre - Why kyuu the crystal ball? If we find another, we can make our wings even cooler!
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SirChaotick

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2012, 04:26:20 AM »
>Flandre - Why kyuu the crystal ball? If we find another, we can make our wings even cooler!

...true.

Replace that last command with:
> Flandre - Wear crystal ball like a hat.

capt. h

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2012, 08:36:35 AM »
> Utsuho: Would Satori be mad if we brought the little girl home?

Raikaria

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2012, 08:39:45 AM »
> Utsuho: Would Satori be mad if we brought the little girl home?

> Of course not, it would be like bringing Koishi home!


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LaserTurtle

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2012, 03:41:07 PM »
> Sakuya - Recall preference of beer while following Nitori.
>You, personally, aren't a beer person, preferring sophisticated wines instead.
>Of course, the song that Nitori is singing makes it hard to think of anything besides cucumber beer. You might want to see what all the fuss is about and try some.
>But until then, you're flying to Nitori's home.
>_

> Flandre - Proceed to gaze longingly at the crystal ball.
> Flandre - Kyuu~ it.
>Crystals shatter quite beautifully, but...
>Flandre - Why kyuu the crystal ball? If we find another, we can make our wings even cooler!
>Cooler wings are good.
> Flandre - Wear crystal ball like a hat.
>You place it on top of your usual hat. It stays on there. Gensokyo's quantum geography must be messing with physics, too.
>Then you get grabbed by the other customer in the shop, who proceeds to fly off with wings that aren't as cool as yours are. That space cape looks awesome, though.
>Maybe you should do something about being being forcibly taken to who-knows-where, but the crystal ball isn't falling off your hat, so everything's just fine.
>_

> Utsuho - Take the cube and fiddle with it vigorously.
>You do so, and manage to match up 5 sides, somehow.
>You have absolutely no idea how you managed to do that.
> Utsuho: Would Satori be mad if we brought the little girl home?
> Of course not, it would be like bringing Koishi home!
>With this decision in mind, you pocket the cube. Picking up the girl before she has a chance to react, you fly off back to the Underground to display your competence.
>_
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

capt. h

  • Only sane townie
Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2012, 05:06:05 PM »
> Utsuho - Realize a rubik's cube can't be solved on only 5 sides.

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2012, 05:13:31 PM »
Utsuho - In light of this, realize how awesome we are that we did the impossible like that.

...Or maybe it's broken. But it's more likely that we're just that awesome!

Utsuho - Introduce crystal-winged girl to Satori. ...Maybe get her name first.

Raikaria

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2012, 05:47:16 PM »
Flandre: Decide to go with it, because ADVENTURE!!!


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Those two facts sum me up pretty well.

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2012, 10:52:06 PM »
Flandre - Kyuu~ Kourindou.

Raitaki

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Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2012, 11:03:36 PM »
> Flandre - Refrain from Kyuu~ing everything. Flan is A-Good-Girl after all <3. That fact doesn't stop us from whipping out Laevateinn and poking Utsuho's eyes out, though.
> Utsuho - Conveniently get distracted by something when that happens.
> Sakuya - Timeskip to arrival at Nitori's house.
[08:23 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki on a scale of 1 to 10 your current mafia game play is annoying as fuck
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki, if both of us ended up as mafia
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- I would be so angry
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- that I will snap and give into my rage