UK
>Use shadowy advisor position to co opt the luckiest players into being on our cabinet for the Hodgman Empire. Force them to become hobos first
2!
You attempt to send invites out to people, as Purvis needs you nearby...
But then they catch fire in a nearby dumpster... Welp! Roll to flame at the end of the round!
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SirChaotick
>Reincarnate into an amorphous block of concrete.
2!
Yeah... this fails. You maso, you; wanting to be stepped on so badly~ Have a +1 for the thoughts of lovely pain!

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Smashy
> Ponder adding a method to firing lasers out of these arms while following Alice.
4!
As you walk around with Alice, you wonder about lasers firing out of the arms... Alice hears you thinking out loud, and tells you how her dolls do so. The two of you head into a room and start working on the skill... It's going to be a long day!
Roll at the end of the round to see how you do!
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Zen
>Die again,
6!
Your ghost... EXPLODES! Yeah... this could get silly. You find yourself in a small room... with a red timer... And that's it. Oh, there's some food around you... And a... grid of some sort displayed on screen... You get the feeling you're plummeting to whatever that dot is... which is labelled Earth.
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Hero
>Agree to anything just because.
3!
You ask why should you agree to whatever he says. Reita tells you that it's pretty important, and world-ending if ignored. You stay silent for a few seconds... before asking the question differently... Reita stops the boat and points his scythe at you. Incoming lecture roll!
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Purvis
>Teach UK the ropes. For instance, the best dumpsters to raid; like that one behind the fancy restaurant.
2!
UK is too busy dealing with a fire in a nearby... oh f**k that spread quickly! Roll to DEAL WITH IT! :V
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qMyon
>Right! Wait for cooldown, then let's go! Finish line's the Comfy Castle!
5!
With the cannon cooled, you declare the Comfy Castle is the finish line. They all agree, and on the blast of the rainbow, the race begins! You have no idea how well Rainbow Dash will do without you this time... but it seems the castle is not going to like this. The Comfy Castle will have a roll to decide the... impact of the race!
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Raitaki
> Acquire a large piece of parchment, inscribe complex three-dimensional geometric vectors on it, and invent scientific magic by shooting an electromagnetic-flavored (as in hardcore electromagnetism, not these puny photons) Master Spark into the sky in a grandeur and infinite pillar!
6!
At this point, one has to wonder if the planet is getting tired of large lasers being fired away from it. What you let off is... over-whelming. But you become part of something far greater then you imagined... The pillar attracts a giant comet... and it's not letting itself go from it. And so... it begins...
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LaserTurtle
>Open shop to teach people a variety of things within my fields of knowledge - specifically, giant lasers and failing to do everything else.
4 - 1 = 3!
You decide to start up a healthy business of teaching those what you know... You're still dead, but this doesn't stop you from setting up something on the Road.
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Puppy
> Re-enforce the blanket-fort castle so it may be STRONGER than ever!!
5!
After everything that happened, you tell Pinkie that the castle needs fixing! Apple Bloom offers to help, but Pinkie says this is a very big matter! Nitori offers a hand, and Koishi comes steaming through; saying a couple of people in the party room are also offering a hand, based on what they just went through. Koishi and Apple Bloom head to the Party Room, whilst you and Nitori brainstorm ideas... whilst Pinkie ponders how well crystal would work. That's when it hits you! This is going to awesome! {Surprise at the end of the round.}
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Pesco
> Enquire about what I just one-upped
4!
You ask Hina about this... one up. Hina simply spins and points where... who was that person again... Anyway, Hina mentions that person never gave her anything. She holds the scepter out and her spinning increases. Your mis-fortune completely fades away. +1 to your next roll.
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BT
>Dismantle timer.
3!
You leap at the machine and attempt to see what's... HEY! Cut that out! Whoever you are, you can't stop me from messing with this thing. Let me at it!
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Shadoweh
> Excellent, now let me look at what else is on my card list.. a Castle of Dark Illusions! This bouncy castle is close enough. GO MY WITTY PHANTOM! DEFEAT THAT CASTLE SO I MAY SEAL IT AWAY!
1!
This castle is... too sacred! You would never touch such a precious castle! Bio's thoughts agree with you.
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No Name
>Eating is training? Ok, I'm not complaining. Enjoy the dinner while watching for anything suspicious.
3!
You look at Youmu for a response, but she waves it off. Yuyuko-sama has a habit of doing this; even when she knows Youmu is busy. The two of you make your way inside, and you spot someone with Yuyuko. Huh... looks like it'll be fun today.
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Rou-tan
>Check for updates to Routan.exe.
4!
Your systems begin booting up... but for some reason, a lot of your folders are still locked. How did that happen? Mother must have played another trick on you; she loves challenging you to puzzles. As for an update, Mother's face appears and informs you that you're up to date... and that the Rikako Device should not need a modification until you return home.
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Obb
>Enjoy the fellowship of a simple meal shared together.
4!
You sit down and prepare to eat. Youmu and... her friend joins you. Guess you didn't think someone else would join you all. Nevertheless, it's a fulfilling meal. Despite you not being 'alive,' you manage to enjoy the food. Yuyuko smiles as she senses you are getting used to it. Perhaps the Yama will allow you to linger on here for a while; extra company is nice. She extends the notion out to No Name too; seeing as Youmu seemed more upbeat eating then usual.
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Dormio
>I hate persistent people. Ignore the hermit and leave.
4 - 1 = 3!
You try to ignore the hermit and move on. She keeps a firm grip of you, however, and asks you again what you're trying to prove by being so stubborn. Her grip doesn't hurt as much... but it's still pretty tight. What a strange girl.
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Raikaria
> Partake in whatever shenanigans Yukari has planned for today.
6!
Yukari asks you to pour the sake into the gap. You do so. 5 seconds later, Reimu storms through and throws a ying-yang orb at you; that you just graze. Reimu argues with Yukari a bit, but you decide to pour it in again. 5 seconds later, Suika leaps through the gap and hugs you. You have no idea what the f**k just happened, but some oni is not letting go of you.
-1 for a clingy little oni.
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Marukyuu
> Be the little hungry jiang-shi
1!
You become the very hungry... oh no. You appear in front of Yoshika... and she is very... very hungry!
Roll to not be eaten!
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PX
>First decree of as the newly reborn president: Destroy America
4 - 1 = 3!
You declare war on the US of A! America responds by not responding... then tells you that you should concern yourself with whatever it is that is heading towards you. Huh.
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Kasu
> Look around for anyone that needs help. We're allies of justice now!
5!
You fly around with Flandre; who decided to slip inside because of the sunlight. She seems pretty excited by all the bits inside, but then points out whatever just flew towards the castle. And then points at where the SDM should be. Seems like some little girl needs a hand out there. How she survived the mansion collapsing you have no idea...
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Bio
>Refuse to submit.
4!
You don't want to used by Shadoweh, and refuse to be used under such situations. You manage to find a way of talking to her and the limit bends a little... but not enough to break the seal which holds you in the card.
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ActionDan
>chill out with Tenshi
5!
You ask for a peach. Tenshi throws you several. You don't quite know why... but you eat one and don't care. Tenshi invites you over for a party; a new face is always welcome... and deserves some treatment!
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UK & Purvis roll against a burning dumpster!
UK : 4.
Purvis : 4.
You both put out the fire with ease. Purvis congratulates UK for making the best out of the worse scenario. UK says it's nothing.
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Smashy rolls to test LASER ARMS!
Smashy : 3. You try to force your arms to fire too hard, and swarms of bullets fly around instead. Alice and her dolls are on hand to help, and you manage to get a laser or two fired in the process. It's progress, better then what others normally get on their first try, Alice tells you. Guess that's a good start.
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Hero faces a lecture!
Hero : 5. You face off with Reita and attempt to move his scythe away from you. He doesn't budge, neither does the scythe. Reita mentions that it's nice to see people not intimidated by him for once, and tells you that the Yama will not hold back like he does. You ask why does he care. Reita responds quite simply...
'He' told him everything. And it's very important you go back before Judgment.
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qMyon's Rainbow Race Finish!
qMyon : 6! You zap to the Castle in question, ready to get first glance of who crosses the line first. Aya breaks through window and screeches to a stop in front of you; sending drinks, and a lot of wind, everywhere. Rainbow Dash, a split second later, blasts through one of the walls lower down; colliding with Pinkie Pie, who was about to start helping with a pretty complicated task! Aya asks how you got here first. Hatate takes this moment to tell Aya you stormed through already; the picture she took proves it. Aya turns to you, back to Hatate, and then faints. Looks like haters gonna Hatatatatatate~ :3
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Puppy's Comfy Castle Surprise! (No roll here.)
The walls are coming down, there's a huge wind blowing everywhere, and Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash just created a loud exchange of words nearby. But your determination pushes on! A great deal of people chip in to help, and the castle is restored. But something else happens. A grin pops up from Nitori's face as the outside of the castle becomes pure crystal. Anyone inside can't see outside unless they are be the windows, which from the outside, can't be seen through. The entire thing is protected, stable, and above all else... still has the comfy aspect of the original one. The Comfy Crystal Castle... You almost wish that this was a maze...
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Marukyuu rolls against Yoshika
Marukyuu : 4. Nice dodge! You easily avoid Yoshika and she tries chasing you again. Seems like this might be a recurring theme... Though a girl in blue seems to be watching intently...
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21:43.
Day 15 begins...