ActionDan
>do not prepare myself for more plot
2!
You simply fail. Look! There's LaserTurtle right now! Standing in front of you!
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Dormio
>That hermit was interesting. I want to study her. Offer her some tainted sweets so that I might bring her back to my laboratory.
3!
You offer the hermit some tasty sweets; before thinking too loudly about taking her back. She declines the sweets, but seems 'interested' about this lab. She asks you to take her there... in a normal, friendly manner.
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UK
>TELEPORTING COUCH? Oh hell, I have revolutionized hoboing! Replicate this technology and distribute freely to worthy hobos everywhere.
4!
You pull of a feat as unexpected as the previous one. BEHOLD! A teleporting couch x5 combo! 5 couches to go around...
But the look on the president's face is another story...
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qMyon
>Return the CANNON if she wants, and discuss the existence of similar weaponry, e.g. Rain, glitter, sweets, etc.
3!
You go to ask about giving back the cannon, but Rainbow Dash is quick to ask if she can continue using it. Pinkie Pie doesn't mind, since the two of you seem to be getting along just fine. Pinkie proceeds to hop around the room... but another Pinkie Pie is quick to run into the room... Oh no.
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Zen
>Call on my Will Smith Army and attack PX! While they're doing that, recruit Jackie Chans to the Will Smith Army.
3!
You are in state to attack anyone. Thankfully, Will Smith and Jackie Chan are on hand to help you up. They both ask what happened. You tell them what everyone else is probably thinking...
You have no idea!
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PX
>Turn the three who landed in front of me into my cyborg meidos
2!
You count 3, but are quickly told it's just the two... You firmly believe the couch counts as a person! Suddenly, another 4 pop up... you start yelling at each couch and tell them to leave.
UK slaps you for hurting their feelings. -1 to your next roll.
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Kasu
> It seems something big has happened... We must help the survivors!
5!
Whilst everyone gets themselves together, you declare a mission to help as many as you can! Flandre wants to go too, and Rikako tells Rou-tan to go too. You weren't expecting the extra help, but you make room for them easily. The three of you shoot off in search for survivors! +1 for being such a good person!
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Marukyuu
> Haunt the nearest battlefield.
1!
How can you haunt a battlefield... WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY ALIVE!!!
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Purvis
>Employ the Telecouch to disrespect property and vagrancy laws in exciting new ways!
3!
You don't need to teach it anything. UK has that dealt with... and the couches seem to enjoy teleporting random hand-slaps to PX's face.
They are perfect!
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Kyo
>Approach the girl in a non-hostile manner. Also make sure the ponies are harmless.
1!
You flip tables everywhere and cause a right scene. You get teleported to space for your troubles... Good thing you were already dead, huh...
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Hero
>Repair the MMG
5!
You use whatever tools and leftover bits from what WAS your house... and Dormio's lab... to fix your MMG. After so much hard work, you manage to see her come back to life; with the thirst for just one thing...
Revenge... on Dormio!
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LaserTurtle
>Best the celestial in the field of my expertise: GIANT FRICKIN' LASERS! Distract the celestial, first. Lasers work best when the target doesn't expect them.
4!
You push past the Dan of Action and challenge Tenshi straight away! She fires SWR at you... you fire your TL...
What happens next can not be described until the story is released... Let's just say, you are both still standing when it finally calms down...
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NekoRex
>You can't kill me, I'm already dead! Possess BT so I can continue with my dastardly plans.
3!
Ah, but you see, you aren't dead! You just appear to be dead. Your ability isn't doing well with holding up right now, and that punch felt pretty real to you.
The two of you try to agree on something... but it just doesn't work...
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Shadoweh
> Card capture some touhous. They would make powerful servants. We need a 40 card deck after all!
2!
You dive over to Yuugi and try to seal her. You get knocked through one of the windows, which repairs itself instantly. Roll for something at the end of the round.
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Pesco
> Pwn a Timbersaw for his spinning sawblade
2!
You go to do something outside, but hit the wall instantly. Looks like all that spinning is finally catching up to you. Hina tells you to take it easy before you... OUCH!
Hurt yourself. -1 to your next roll.
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Chaotick
>Send tidal wave of mayo at nearest lifeform.
3!
You fire the mayo at the Crystal Castle! It vanishes the second it hits it. You aren't sure where it went... Until it ends up around your ghost again. >>
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Bio
>Receive payment from Rou, in life blood. A life for a life.
2!
You bash at the card and demand Rou-tan! The seal has finally learnt to deal with you better. Looks like Shadoweh really does mean it this time.
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Obb
>Something else?
4!
Yuyuko grins and points to a weird looking... Well you'll be damned. It's Bob.
Don't you think it's time to take back what's yours? Yuyuko smiles at you and sits down; watching 'Bob stare at you.
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Raikaria
> Conspire with Yukari and clingy Oni to change the plot.
2!
You want to change the plot! Yukari taps a fan on your head and tells you off; she'll intervene when she HAS to. Reimu baps her on the head; agreeing with you that it needs to change now! 3 mini Suikas each knock on the top your heads, whilst the main Suika (still clinging to you) tells you all to drink.
-1 for drunken arguing!
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BT
>NekoRex is dead. Make him dead-er.
2!
This doesn't happen. He has shown his ability to confuse the players... But to kill him yourself... the fate of the world could depend on it!
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Smashy
> Begin journey to the impact zone of said laser-firing comet.
4!
You head on over there straight away, with Alice following you after the agreement the two of you made. You both end up finding Will Smith, Jackie Chan... and someone who looked like they just went through the ride of their life.
Oh, and the entire place is a crater, burnt very, VERY badly.
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Tempest
>No more fancy side-tricks: Just Shoot 'Em
1!
You shoot yourself.
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Hanzo
>Let's find a Leyline Nexus to use the very planet's energies to fuel my great and glorious resurrection as a Grand Archfiend!
3!
You can't find what you're looking for... but the planet is in such a state that the energy levels are no longer controllable. You use this to your advantage, and rise up once again! Not quite as Grand as you had hoped for... But you are back!
Hanzo is alive!------------------------------
No Name
>Admire the beauty of the gardens of Hakugyokurou
5!
You and Youmu, in-between making sure the ghosts of those who have passed on don't make too much trouble, enjoy the beauty of the Netherworld. Of course, Youmu is still a gardener, and has seen it all before, but she seems happy to know you find it so beautiful. She tells you you'll get used to it soon.
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Puppy
>Do something random!
6!
You magic up a pillow and throw it at Pinkie Pie. Pinkie throws one to Rainbow Dash; who kicks it towards... Oh crap. Yuugi didn't see who it came from, so she throws the pillow into Rikako. A massive pillow fight breaks out, with anyone who hits the floor finding themselves bouncing around until another pillow hits them, or they get back up. The rainbow Cannon starts firing rainbow pillows, as Pinkie Pie screams in delight. You activate 'Party Sign - Pillows for All!'
This...IS...STUPID!!!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shadoweh must roll to... you know... not plummet.
Shadoweh : 5! You get pulled back into the room where Yuugi punched you from. However, you get a pillow to the face... and another... OH MY GOSH! HOW MANY PILLOWS ARE BEING THROWN AROUND HERE?!?! You quickly join in.
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
Sourfang
Obb
YJ
Alliterator
Bio
SirChaotick
Kyo
Raitaki
Schezo
Conq
Tempest------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
End of Day 17! The 18th has now begun!
And back on track we go! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to inform Puppy-chan that this is all her fault! :V
Also, I'm tired. Gosh I need the sleep. ^^
