:ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:
anyways:
>Summon an army of chaos marines instead.
>on a different island, summon a army of lunarians and tell them that they are on a mission to destroy a empire that threatens the lunarian empire.
> Tell all of my armies (large fairy, sea creatures, lunars, and chaos marines) to wage a large scale attack on the main capital of the empire of man. The goal being to destroy the corpse emperor on his throne.
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:ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:, poor half-ghost, as if her life isn't hard enough.....
5: You amass a large army of chaos space marines. They take up most of the oceans, so there's much more than the land dwellers possess.
2: The island is already occupied.
4: You suddenly attack each nation's heart, all at once. The war has begun, and you have the advantage. Prepare for multiple Roll to Dodges
>"Oh, no, I was not lying about that... I have never met this Madoka person. However, my idea is guaranteed to reunite you with whoever she is."
>Summon Lilith, the second angel, Adam, the first angel, Rei Ayanami, The Lance of Longinus, and several Mass-Production Evangelions.
>Repeat until success.
>"However, in order for this idea to work, I need you to cooperate. I need you to let out Eva 01. The purple robot thing..."
"What is it?" Homura asks.
6: You summon them, but just that. They don't appear to be aligned to your side.
"Yes, just make this place a mech base why don't you." Patchouli snarls.
2: "That thing is fighting Walpurgisnacht and that
oversized soul gem crystal. I'm not leaving those two unattended to."
>Oh well - direct the random human and Kogasa on stage to act as magic assistants. They're eye candy at the very least.
>Get the magic act hopping with a touch of Eye Glare From Shadows (TM) directed at the magician.
>Oh well - direct the random human and Kogasa on stage to act as magic assistants. They're eye candy at the very least.
>Get the magic act hopping with a touch of Eye Glare From Shadows (TM) directed at the magician.
6: You direct the two of them to Marisa.
"W-Wait, how come I have to go. W-We didn't even discuss this, a-as a club!" Kogasa says.
2: You've done your part, the rest is up to her.
>Beat up the RNG like how Reimu beat up people
>Repeat again if that failed
>Repeat again if that succeeds, because I can
>ad infinitum
1: The RNG gods laugh as you start attacking yourself.
Roll to Dodge!ZeroBreaker: 4: You stop yourself before any damage is done.
1: RNGesus flips your action, again.
Roll to Dodge!ZeroBreaker: 6: Your dice give you the chance to counterattack, and you finally beat up the RNG.
2: The RNG is already beat up, you jerk.
>Slap zerobreaker.
>Slap him again.
>Touch his face aaaall oooover.
4: You prepare your slap towards ZeroBreaker.
Roll to Dodge!Zero Breaker: 4: ZeroBreaker dodges.
4: You re-slap ZeroBreaker.
Roll to Dodge!Zero Breaker: 2: The hit makes contact as Zero Breaker was unprepared. That hit was brutal, as
he's dying.5: You make contact multiple times. There was no way for him to dodge while dying!
ZeroBreaker has Died!Reimu-me:
>"I was saying how about we go do something ? There's that circus around and that new awesome arcade."
>Make that shelter somehow ! Get some money from our relative Chiyome for that, she has plenty.
Marisa-me:
>"Oh dear, are you okay darling ? You're not hurt or anything are you ? It alright, everyone makes mistakes."
>Tend to our Yukkuri Ran and gives her a comfy hug. <3
>This audience, use the boost provided by qMyon to make a BIG magic trick, one bigger than any seen by them and that is impossible to figure out.
>Try again if failed (I saved one roll on Reimu if you didn't see.)
"Perhaps..."
2: You check all of your pockets, including your portable donation box. Nothing.
"Still poor Reimu? What a shame."
Ran only wipes her face of her tears.
4: You give your Ran yukkuri a hug, and she stops crying.
5: You point your mini hakkero at Kogasa and the girl, then fire. They're enveloped in a large light. The crowd gasps, and as the blast clears, two piles of ash rest there. A few members of the crowd get up and start running towards the ash to see if they're okay.
You lift up your hat, and reveal Kogasa and the woman, both unharmed. The crowd roars with cheers. Maybe the surprise did it.
Well that wasn't the plan
>Get a bunch of signposts asking for donations
>Head to the human village the plonk them down all over town
5: You, Kanako, and Suwako make signposts advertising your shrine for donations.
6: You place them practically everywhere in the village, even on top of the houses. There isn't anyone here though...
> Wrap up the bodied souls' dreadfully short character development plot.
> Then body them in any given fighting game readily available.
5: You summarize their character development as "stuff happened."
5: You beat them in ALL of the fighting games.
> Attempt to market the wine to the Celestials.
2: The celestials aren't convinced to take your wine yet.
>rally Lunarian troops to invade... some place. They can figure out the details.
>begin selling my stockpile of generated furniture. There's gotta be a market for that!
>set Lunarian phasers to 'fruitcake'. I think that's a setting?
6: The Lunarians decide to invade earth along with Old Guy's forces, so you help reinforce their army.
2: No one's buying furniture at the moment.
3: It's a setting, but no one has it installed yet...
> Send the couch to space.
> Acutally, just send everything into space.
4: You blast the couch off to space.
6: You send everything to space, but it's pretty much already in "space"
Already made friends with everyone? Guess the apologies to the people I killed aren't even needed now :V
>Go to Starlighthawk. GM decide whether I go to Reimu or Marisa because there's only one of me so I can't be with both of them :C
>Repeat if needed.
>Repeat if needed.
Decided 3 or less for Reimu's boring group, and 4 or higher for Marisa's group.3: You're forced to go to Reimu and her group, who aren't doing anything as exciting as Marisa's carnival magic.
>"And now for a holiday puzzle!" Fill my realm with Easter Eggs - the plastic kind. With goodies!
>Send a few well-hidden eggs around the other realms as well.
>Resume pondering like my last action from last time. And check leg status.
5: You plant Easter eggs all across your realm. Too many for you to count. But the goodies are worth it...
4: You put some of the eggs I the other realms.
2: You're pretty sure your legs are as fabulous as ever.
Locations:
Moriya Shrine: Mujie/Sanae
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Library: EvilNazgul, Hating Hater
Heaven: Kasu
Moon: LaserTurtle
Puzzle Realm: Unmatched Sock, Patorikku
Forest of Magic; Marisa's House: StarlightHawk/Marisa, DNAbc,
Yakumo Residence: StarlightHawk/Reimu, Mr Jovial
Bamboo Circus; Forest of Magic: qMyon,
Outside World: Old Guy/Chaos Space Marine
Human Village: Zero Breaker, Hope Metal,
Bonuses:
None
Dying/Dead:
Dead: ZeroBreaker
Status:
Final 20 posts?Kasu/Nature-related God: Self-chilling-grape greenhouse.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: Reisen, Past Satori, B-R-E-W-T-H-M/Homura, Fairies who have mastered calculus, I. M. Meen, Patchouli, Television, extra 4th die.
Old Guy/Chaos Space Marine: Hourai-type Immortality, Chaos Gods, an army of Chaos Space Marines.
Unmatched Sock/Puzzle God: Super Bandage Girl, Dio, Endogeny, 2 former bodied souls, Excalibur, Legendary Dice.
Patorikku: Extra 4th die.
LaserTurtle: Wrong Moon Mansion #2.
qMyon: Umbrellarella Club (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2), Eientei's Residents (Kaguya, Eirin, Tewi), Mokou.
Mr. Jovial: Doll option.
Hating Hater: Moge-Ko, 8 Mogekos, Komachi, Tenshi-mobile, Flandre.
Hope Metal/Cirno?: Nothing else mentionable.
DNAbc: Nothing else mentionable.
Zero Breaker: Nothing else mentionable
StarlightHawk/Reimu: Dosu Yukkuri Marisa, 3 Spell Bombs, 4 Lives
StarlightHawk/Marisa: Bodied Yukkuri Ran, Mini Hakkero v3, 3 Spell Bombs, 3 Lives
SlimeKid: Perfect clone of himself.
Mujie/Sanae: Snake and Frog accessories.
