Get your BibleThumps ready cause this shit comes out tomorrow.Also a reminder if you already own the original Binding of Isaac, buying Rebirth before it comes out tomorrow nets you a 33% discount and a TF2 hat.
If you don't already know what Binding of Isaac is, the
tl;dr is it's the original Legend of Zelda's dungeon exploration + Rogue-like permadeath and randomness mechanics, all wrapped up with happy joyful themes like gore, child abuse, religion, and lots and lots of literal shit (don't worry it's all cartoony so nothing is actually cringe inducing).
Here's the more official description
When Isaac?s mother starts hearing the voice of God demanding a sacrifice be made to prove her faith, Isaac escapes into the basement facing droves of deranged enemies, lost brothers and sisters, his fears, and eventually his mother.
Gameplay
The Binding of Isaac is a randomly generated action RPG shooter with heavy Rogue-like elements. Following Isaac on his journey players will find bizarre treasures that change Isaac?s form giving him super human abilities and enabling him to fight off droves of mysterious creatures, discover secrets and fight his way to safety.
About the Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth is the ultimate of remakes with an all-new highly efficient game engine (expect 60fps on most PCs), all-new hand-drawn pixel style artwork, highly polished visual effects, all-new soundtrack and audio by the the sexy Ridiculon duo Matthias Bossi + Jon Evans. Oh yeah, and hundreds upon hundreds of designs, redesigns and re-tuned enhancements by series creator, Edmund McMillen. Did we mention the poop?
Key Features:
Over 500 hours of gameplay
4 BILLION Seeded runs!
20 Challenge runs
450+ items, including 160 new unlockables
Integrated controller support for popular control pads!
Analog directional movement and speed
Tons of feature film quality animated endings
Over 100 specialized seeds
2-Player local co-op
Over 100 co-op characters
Dynamic lighting, visual effects and art direction
All-new game engine @60FPS 24/7
All-new soundtrack and sound design
Multiple Save slots
Poop physics!
The ultimate roguelike
A bunch of achievements
Uber secrets including:
10 Playable Characters
100+ enemies, with new designs
Over 50 bosses, including tons of new and rare bosses
Rooms FULL OF POOP!
Mystic Runes
Upgradeable shops
The main draw of the game is the fact that no two runs ever feel the same. Everything from the items you get, to the levels you traverse, to even the bosses you fight, have some random variations to them. One run might involve you finding a tonf of heath upgrades and soul hearts allowing you to slowly tank your way through everything, while another might give you items with insane attack power but very little in terms of health making you more of a glass cannon.
Also the gameplay itself actually feels very Touhou-esque as you have to dodge enemies and bloody bullets as you try to survive your way through several stages and bosses before you can face off against Mom herself. The tension of trying to survive through each level with limited resources and the looming threat of permadeath is not unlike the tension of a Touhou 1cc run.