>Use the Death Note to somehow kill Fightest before he unravels the time space continuum. I'm a Death God, so I can mess with the time space continuum too, right?
2: The Death Note will not affect those under 780 days old. Fightest is currently, but the standards set forth by god, technically Negative a bajillion days old.
>Interrogate the Stage One boss with as much force as is required. Don't forget to smile! :]
6: You give a witty banter with the boss, making sure to smile carefree like. After shooting her down, you smile and make a comment about how weak she was before moving onto stage 2. You do this with the stage two and three bosses, before the stage three boss finally gives you a hint of which direction you should be going. In this time, you've gotten 5 lives, and two extra bombs. Now comes that hard part.
> If she's gone, then that means the source of the problem can be dealt with! Look around for a hammer.
6: Without even taking a step, you arm yourself with a sledge hammer, and look up towards the house. It's time to ... repurpose this lumber.
> Possess Fightest, stop this madness of niceness and reality-warping.
2: you attempt to stop fightest and overtake his body, promising to no one in general that you will make sure to use it for un-peace-like things, but you soon run into a wall of having no real method of time travel at this point. You're not certain how everyone else is doing it.
>Wave farewell and head over to Alice's empty house.
5: You depart from Yuyuko's Mansion, and Hyakugokurou and reach the Forest of Magic. You stand now in front of a house. The house seems empty, and completely devoid of life around it. Wait, something flickers out of the corner of your eye. It appears to be a Dryad wielding a Hammer.
>Negate/cancel the roll fightest had and continue the game by trying to get the sisters out the dreamworld
4: You attempt to convince the parser to continue the game as if nothing happened with Fightest's roll, and for the sake of everyone involved, he does. You continue speaking with the Sisters of the dream world, safe in the knowledge that the game will continue, and the others are doing everything in their power to prevent the forum from disappearing.
> Make myself invincible to explosions so I can explode multiple times.
5: On your way to the SDM, you test out the gunpower in yourself, and stitch your soul into each of the pieces of fabric. You're very certain now that no matter how many pieces you fall into, you're able to pull yourself back together.
> Attempt to dive into Yukari's mind and reverse what was done that caused Everyone to Lose.
5: You enter Yukari's mind and attempt to undo everything the lawyers did to change her mind. You are unsuccessful, as they alter the words coming out of your mouth to make you look like the bad guy, even though you are correct. You then decide to play their own game, and use everything you've learned about lawyering against them. You yell "Objection," Slam the desk, point at the head lawyer, and blatantly state a fact that should have been obvious. The lawyers began to fidget, as Yukari suddenly shouts "That's right! I'm doing this for the Youkai!"
Natural order has been restored>Seeing reality collapse around, decide these last little bits of time are precious and stop beating around the bush and make a declaration of love for Yuuka. Before we all lose and turn into orange juice or whatever.
6: You leap out towards Yuuka and hug her, proclaiming your love for her. She puts her foot on your face, trying to kick you off, yelling "GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER." You manage to keep your grip on her.
> Get a apology gift for Chen.
6: You buy Chen a tuna fish, and tell her that you didn't mean to humiliate or offend her the way you did. You simply just wanted to talk to her. She acts coy about it, but you can tell she really appreciates the gift. She doesn't chase you off. After eating the entire thing by herself, you ask if everything's alright, and She hugs you as if she's known you for a while now.
> bitch please, time ain't got shit on the GOD OF CHESS. Advance our pawns to the opposing side and exchange one of them for a time machine. Use the time machine to go back in time, then take Yukari's place in forming the Hakurei Barrier that brought Gensokyo into existence.
1: You instead travel to what will be the End of Gensokyo, And take Reimu's place in ripping down the Barrier that brought Gensokyo into existence. That's way way into the future, though.
>try to get into a business agreement with Yukari over Gensokyo's fate~ (Take that as you will.)
2: After dealing with the lawyers, she decides not to speak with you or anyone else on such matters anymore. She refuses to cut any sort of deal with you.
>Hang out with Yukari.
1: You hang out with Kanako.
>Defeat the cause of non-existence the only way it can be fought. We have learned over a great deal of time that the only way to defeat a bad idea is to blow it up! And that is what Master Exploder is all about.
5: You kill all of the lawyers, (barely managing to miss Mystearious) and proceed to attack Fightest for bringing about the non-beginning of Gensokyo.
Roll to Dodge!
5: Fightest Swiftly backflips from the explosion, and lands a distance away.
> Convince Mystia to marry me (again). With this crazy upside-down world, who knows how much longer we'll both have? Best spend it with someone we love.
4: You meet up with Mystia again, you dances around the issue of the kiss, but you ask her if she's considered your proposal. She sighs, and thinks about it for a second, but then suddenly a light turns on inside of her. She brightens, thinking back to all the times you cared for her, and the trouble you've had communicating and how it all must mean somethings. She finally says "Yes".
>Remove from her possessions her Mini-Hakkero and any other magical doodads, then hunt for Reimu.
1: You decide to empower her with a special device, as a reward for fighting so valiantly. Vowing that you will fight her again when she is stronger, almost in a mentor like state of mind, you fly off, in search for random non-humans.
>Spin Hina-Style
6: Weather Warning Advisory, please shut down all doors and windows, and lock them. Hide in your basement in preparations for Hurricane demonbman.
> Use Cartesian-Manipulation to time-port to just before Fightest had a(n) Inceptionnondescript mind-control-type-thing performed on Yukari, and destroy Fightest with a Chromatiqa Pulse so that Yukari never didn't form the border. Also time-port back to present time afterward.
4: you successfully attempt all of this. I think.
Roll to Dodge!1: after forcing the parser to unsuccessfully google and wiki the terms used in this encounter, the Parser suddenly shouts "okay, I give up." and locks Fightest into a padded cell until he can roll a six.
Fightest has Lost!> Go to Eientei
4: you hop on over. Reisen greets you.
> Recruit Suika to help "gather" more drinking buddies IaMP style.
6: You suddenly put out a call for anyone to come over to the Hakurei Shrine and drink the night away. You get many npcs to come over, and everyone do attempts to do something other than go to the Hakurei Shrine next update must (Non-fatally) Roll to Dodge! Distraction.
>Robot? *Psh* Build the ultimate vehicle, Super Bicycle, complete with 18 different bell chimes, and a bike rack on the back.
1: You instead customize the robot with a new coat of paint, some mud flaps, and replace the broken head with your old car. You also customize all of the controls to work with your assorted video game controllers.
> While maintaining the Gendo Pose, contemplate the progress of the other players and wonder why they haven't taken the sweet deals offered for tours around R'lyeh.
1: While no longer maintaining the Gendo pose, you contemplate your own progress, and wonder why so many people have bought into your ripoffs offering tours arounds R'lyeh.
Invent the Touhou series myself out of sheer coincidence, taking a moment to wonder what would have happened if someone else had beaten me to the idea of a Fantasy Kitchen Sink of Magical Little Girls.
1: You follow the Danmaku Shump craze, making your own special Spaceship shooter, but everyone laughs at it and calls it bland, and a rehash. In the meantime, history, in the middle of repositioning itself, recreates ZUN and his Touhou Project series, with which you then facepalm and wonder why you didn't think to use the idea of a Fantasy Kitchen Sink of Magical Little Girls.
> Go find the nearest homunculli and rip the stone out of their chest.
1: You order for Reagents online, and have then delivered to your atelier while you work on making a recipe for a Philosopher's stone.
> Grab everyone who comes back in time to try to stop me before I destroy the world, pacify them with puppies and kittens, and go further back in time. We need to find the origin of Youkai and alter them so that they are more responsive to change and are able to adapt to the fast-developing humanity.
1: You try to pacify everyone, but find you are too late when Bitz starts using words the Parser isn't even certain are words. You are now stuck rooted in place, and must
Roll to Limbo!>Keep going with Orin, when finished ask where her family is
6: ...And then they made you their chief. Orin is embarrassed when you ask to meet the rest of her family, as you're not the show-off kind, but you convince her to let you meet them. Satori and Okuu are out right now, but they should be back soon, she tells you. You don't know where
the Koishis Koishi is. She could still be outside, but she probably left somewhere.
> Prevent Blitzer from stealing the Hakkero.
3: You begin to prevent Valkyrie Lupia from stealing Marisa's Hakkero, but are surprised when instead of doing so, he hands her a powerful amulet instead. "Ahh, I already have, like, seven of these." She said, dejectedly. "Here, you take this one, I've got too many to keep around the house."
>Accidentally punch a bus so hard it accidentally phases through multiple dimensions into the waaayyy past and accidentally runs over Fightest's mom before Fightest was born.
3: You nearly punch a bus so hard that it nearly phases through multiple dimensions into the waaayyy past, and nearly runs over Fightest's mom before Fightest was born. Too bad is wasn't horseshoes.
