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What is "Roll to Dodge!"?
Roll to Dodge! Is an old forum game that I once played use to play witnessed. I still remember the rules to this day, and all of the fun that was to be had. I'll explain the rules below, but first:
What is the story or "Roll to Dodge!"?
"You wake up in a grassy field. Go!"
Roll to Dodge! is a unique text adventure, in that you don't control one character. You control yourself. Each person that submits an action will be acting of their own accord, on their own character. Characters may interact with the environment and each other any way they wish. Because of this, you may only submit one action per roll. I will take the latest action you submit, and if you accidentally make two actions at once, I will take only the second one. If I catch it before the time I update, however, I'll attempt to leave a warning.
Updates will take place at 8:00 - 9:00 p.m. EST. About 1:00-2:00 a.m. GMT. This will give everyone a 24 hour chance to submit actions for themselves.
What kind of actions you can perform? Well, first of all, try to avoid doing something too obscene. Outside of that, however, your actions and the consequences are only ruled by two things: Your imagination, and these:
(http://mindyourdecisions.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/die_roll.png)
That's right! When I update every day, I will be rolling a die. This is part of the reason behind why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" Any action you make has a chance of failure or success based on the outcome of a 1d6 roll. Here's a breakdown of what happens:
1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.
Of course, the other part of the reason why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" is because you also have to dodge things. Players may attack one another, and the Environment (as well as any denizens of which) may attack players of their own free will as well. If you are attacked, I will automatically roll for your character. Here is a breakdown of how the roll affects you:
1 - Fatal Wound: You die
2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die.
3 - Grazed Wound: Your next roll will suffer a -1 penelty
4 - Graze Clothing: You take no damage, Nothing happens
5 - Graze Score: Your next roll will gain a +1 boon
6 - Counter: The attack will - If a player - be forced to roll to dodge, or if part of the environment, be destroied/defeated.
In short:
- You control your own character
- You can submit (almost) any action
- Every 24 hours, I will roll a die to see if you succeed or fail your action
- You wake up in a grassy field. Go!
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> Light a torch so the grues don't eat me.
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> Look around for anyone else.
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>Hug my pillow to my chest protectively
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>Build up defences.
Like that?
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>Warp self into Iku Quest-era Gensokyo.
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>Look around for some sort of shelter.
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> Search for nearby Touhous.
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> Freeze some leaves
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> Harakiri
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> Magical girl transformation
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>Look for food stuff
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>Perform a face melting guitar solo.
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> Start penning a epic poem version of EoSD. In Beowolf era Old English.
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> Start penning a epic poem version of EoSD. In Beowolf era Old English.
must resist urge
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What did I get wrong?
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> Attempt to fly.
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> Be Koishi.
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((nolari2: He's trying to resist the urge of actually writing it. To which I say "To hell with it, write it, Jim. Err theshim.))
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> Kick Kiro in the face
:V
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> Kick Kiro in the face
:V
I hope you get a 1 for your roll.
P.S. I love you too. :V
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>Become The Bob.
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> Acquire and tame a cat.
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> Fight everything.
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> attempt to sprout wings
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>Dig a trench.
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>Manifest a Stand.
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Because I want to play this game twice :V
> check pockets
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>Punch the sun.
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>Apply Old Spice Odor Blocker to foil E-Mouse's plans.
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> Wander aimlessly.
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only one action point available
(that sucks)
<Gets Shocked from being woken up from slumber>
"Mo.....Moko.....Mokomokomokomokomokomokomoko!" (See avatar)
<Searches around for the source of disturbance so i can RAM it!>
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Only one action per post.
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Wow, I wasn't expecting such a large turnout for my first update. Well, here goes.
> Light a torch so the grues don't eat me.
4: You search around, and find a stick next to a tree. The end was covered in enough sap to keep part of it burning. You take out a match, light it, and ignite the stick. You now have a working Torch in the middle of broad daylight, in a grassy field. Also, there do not appear to be any Grue nearby.
> Look around for anyone else.
5: Glancing around, you see many people that have suddenly been transported into the middle of the field. You do not know where any of them are coming from, but many of them have stood up. One has just light a torch, and the others seem to be doing other things as well. You wait patiently and watch everything unfold before you decide if you want to speak with them
>Hug my pillow to my chest protectively
2: You instinctively reach for your pillow that was on the bed you were recently sleeping on, to find that since you are no longer in bed, there is no pillow to hug to your chest. You feel slightly cold, and somewhat frightened.
>Build up defences.
5: You quickly dig into the ground, and pile dirt to the side. Within a matter of moments, you have carved out enough of a hole to hide in, and the dirt was placed just right so that you can peer over the mound from the bottom of the hole without exposing yourself too much. Coincidentally, everyone else is standing on the other side of the mound. No one has made a move yet.
>Warp self into Iku Quest-era Gensokyo.
3: It turns out, you were already in Gensokyo. Upon realizing this, you look up towards the sky to watch out for the Islands, but spot none. As you are looking, suddenly the land below you gives way, and starts to drop. Everyone standing on the Grassy field by the end of the update must Roll to Dodge! to avoid taking damage from the fall.
>Look around for some sort of shelter.
1: You search for a place to hide once the ground starts falling, but you find that you can no longer even reach the ground by the time you start running. You are now surrounded completely by open space.
> Search for nearby Touhous.
4: As you are falling, you see Mystia flying by. She gives you and odd glance as you continue to drop.
> Freeze some leaves
3: You pick up some leaves and, having no other option, walk into a nearby building and ask the Cesletial there if they have a freezer. She directs you to the walk-in freeze. You step inside, place the leaves on the shelf, and watch them grow colder. After a little while, it occurs to you that you should probably put them in water, so that the water would freeze to ice with the leaves in it.
> Harakiri
6: Before the Islands decent, you take it upon yourself to commit suicide. You take out a katana blade, and start of slicing through your thighs, cutting off your legs. You then chop off your own off-hand arm, and holding the blade in your teeth, cut off your main arm as well. You then let the blade drop to the ground, and with no other options for holding the blade, you place your neck on the sharp side, and slide yourself left and right, sawing the blade through your neck. You eventually seperate, and for the sake of a proper harakiri, in the final moments your head would normally have after being cut, you grab the blade with your teeth again and guild the blade gently to pierce your stomach. You are now in Hyakugokurou in the form of a wisp, or a "myon" as they are often called. Suffice to say, you no longer have a working body.
> Magical girl transformation
6: Upon the Island's decent, you call out "Magical, Galaxy, Power! Make-Up!" Your broach lights up, and you are stripped of your clothing. Ribbons tie themselves around your naked body, forming gloves, then boots, then a sailor suit uniform. A pin appears in your hair, giving you a new, more primpy hairstyle. You give a pose, showing off your uniform. Suddenly, you're returned to the falling Island, prepared to help others in need and defeat monsters. The monster in question is now standing before you, ready to do battle. He/it will attack if you do not call out your most powerful attack's name!
>Look for food stuff
2: you quickly glance for peach trees, restaurants, refridgerators, or other such indications of food, and find nothing. You now feel a little more peckish than you previously did.
>Perform a face melting guitar solo.
2: You are hindered by the lack of guitars. Also by the lack of a sound system, and a solid ground to stand on for that matter.
> Start penning a epic poem version of EoSD. In Beowolf era Old English.
3: As you fall, you are suddenly struck by the inspiration to remake the entire script of Embodiment of Scarlet Devil into an epic poem. You take the pen out of your pocket, but find you do not have any paper. not wanting the inspiration to fade, you quickly scribble it onto your bare stomach, upside down so you can read it. You wish you had a ballpoint pen instead.
>Attempt to fly.
6: You jump from the Island, pushing your entire body away with all the strength of your legs, just before the Island drops below you. The propulsion, combined with the now waning gravity of the Islands, coupled with the fact that you were already so high in the first place, somehow combine together to allow you to reach orbit from that single jump. You are now suspended too high in the air to be pulled towards the earth, and are now orbiting the planet.
>Be Koishi.
6: You are now Koishi. As a result, you can hear the unconscious thoughts of everybody around you, and it's sort of driving you mad. There are a lot of things people won't even admit to themselves that they think about. A lot of weird things. You are thoroughly disgusted. they continue to barrage you! Roll to Dodge! to keep sanity.
Roll to Dodge!
1: Unfortunately, they crowd your mind and you immediately regret your wish. You are no longer capable of normal thought processes. Bitz has lost
> Kick Kiro in the face
5: You rabbit leap into the air off the Islands, and somehow manage to reach orbit, where Kiro currently is. You deliver a wonderful kick towards his Face. Kiro now has to Roll to Dodge! to avoid the kick.
Roll to Dodge!
1: The kick lands squarely in Kiro's face, and he is propelled even further from the planet. Kiro now drifts endlessly in space, with little hope of returning. Inaba Tewi on the other hand, is now diving back towards the Island. Kiro has lost
>Become The Bob.
3. You strain yourself with psychic thought processes, and somehow manage to give every bob in the universe an Aneurysm except for yourself. You are now the one and only Bob, but unfortunately, several mothers, wifes, girlfriends, and other such people are all angry at you, and will hunt you down.
> Acquire and tame a cat.
2: There are no cats within the Island's perimeter. The parser is glad for this, since the parser would hate to think they would be hurt in the fall.
> Fight everything.
1: You quickly meditate, and find that you are now at peace with everything. You cast away your weapons as a sign of this, and now greet others in good faith.
> attempt to sprout wings
2: You concentrate real hard, but no physical alterations to your body occur.
>Dig a trench.
2. You try, but the Island is too far away now.
>Manifest a Stand.
5. An Eel lamprey stand drops before your very eyes. You hear a voice from above going "oops."
> check pockets
4. You find that your pockets contain the same things they usually do.
>Punch the sun.
2: You attempt to throw a punch to the sun, but somehow it is rapidly growing distance.
>Apply Old Spice Odor Blocker to foil E-Mouse's plans.
3: After much deliberation, you find enough metal and tools to hammer out a rocket. You hastily put as many old spice products into the top, and launch it. You suffer a coughing fit as the device launches itself into the sun. Upon reaching the sun, the rocket explodes and covers it. The chemicals intertwine with the Sun's radiation, and as a result, the entire solar system smells like the man your man could smell like. you briefly ponder if it is somehow a paradox that now all men on earth smell like the man they could smell like.
> Wander aimlessly.
4: You walk around with no direction in mind. You succeed in getting even more lost, but don't make it off the island.
<Searches around for the source of disturbance so i can RAM it!>
4: The source of the disturbance is the Island falling. You don't think ramming it would help.
Suddenly, the Island stops moving, and everyone who is still falling is about to meet with the ground in an unfriendly fasion. Roll to Dodge! the ground!
TheShim:2: The torch provides no help as your body crashes into the ground. You graon loudly as you peel yourself up.
Creepy Doll.S:1: Your interest in how others move about failed to prevent your body from becoming strawberry jam on the floor. Your last thoughts as you are taken to the higen river by Komachi are that Drake was lucky he took the easy way out. Creepy Doll.S has lost
NeoSerela:4: Out of desparation, you imagine yourself into your bed again, and are surprised when you land in something soft and fluffy. It's not your bed, and your pillow isn't there either, but you are glad.
demonbman3: You hang onto your trench for dear life. Once the island's decent stops, you take no more than a bruise to your left shin. (-1 Roll next action)
Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer :4: You gently land on the Island's most grassiest spot. In hindsight, you should have expected to be on the island when you didn't see them in the sky.
HangedHourai:1:Umm ... wow. It's too bad you couldn't find any shelter. HangedHourai has lost
Kilgamayan:6: You grab onto Mystia's torso. She is forced to let go of her Eel lamprey stand in order not to loss any altitude. "oops." she says, and decides kindly enough to carry you to safety despite rudely dropping in.
Hero999:6: Your body is frozen solid as a result of staying in the freezer, and you barely even notice the Island fell in the first place. The Celestial rolls you out and thaws you after the drop.
Arashi Kurobara:5: This Drop means nothing for Galaxy Sailor! (+1 roll)
SilentW:2: you take a heavy blow to your stomach. It wouldn't have felt as bad as it did if it weren't completely empty. Then again, at least you didn't throw up.
Irmingard von Stein:6:As you hit the ground, it break beneath your feet. From the broke earth, a Guitar pops out, and you catch it smoothly. You finally get the chance to make your guitar solo for a small while.
nolrai2:1: You land on the Island writing side down. Your final regret is that you are bleeding all over the words you have written down so far. nolrai2 has lost!
Inaba Tewi:2: After finally pulling your torso out of the ground, and sit down and lament on, despite how awesome it was kicking Kiro into deep space, you should have focused on the landing as well.
Mr._Bob:3: The only thing preventing you from cusioning your fall with your newfound psychic abilities is that you already exerted yourself. Fortunately, you didn't take more than a few bruises. (-1 roll)
Topos:2: Because you did not have any cats helping you, you were unable to land on your feet.
Fightest:5: After having made peace with everything, the Ground apologizes to you for moving away so suddenly. You show it forgiveness, and it gives you it's blessings as a result (+1 roll)
Okuu:6: You land gracefully on your feet. It appears your wings didn't appear not due to lack of effort, but because your body was resistance to forceful changes, like wishing for wings, or the ground hitting you.
Dormio:4: You are glad you didn't dig your trench now, as that only would have forced you to fall further than you did.
Diamonds Purvis:4: thinking quickly, you hide yourself on top of the front cover that sits out in front of the stand. It works perfectly.
Pesskuri:3:You quickly take out a piece of chewing gum, smack it up, and blow a bubble. It doesn't work as effectively as the cartoon lead you to believe, but it does let you land more softly. (-1)
RosE-Mouse:2:You continue to wonder why the sun is moving away so quickly, when it hits you. It hit you hard. The sun may have won this round, but that stench won't be around for long!
T34G3:6: Suddenly, the Man who now every man smells like rides up on his horse, and thanking you for spreading the joy towards all of the solar system, gives you two tickets to the thing you love. Look down. Look up. Now they're diamonds.
Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi:5: As you wander around, you step off of the island for a brief moment. Then you step back onto the island once it stopped. You're not certain how you did that, but then again you're still not certain where you are. (+1 roll)
barasia:1: You attempt to ram a falling island after it had stopped falling. Luckily, the Island felt the full force of the ramming attempt. Unfortunately, due to Newton's third law, so did you. barasia has lost!
Two rules I forgot to mention:
1. you may not make a repeating action. If your action produces the same intended effect as the action you made in the previous update, I will ignore it, and consider it invalid.
2. If you lose, you have lost (obviously) and anyone not losing can be considered winning. You may still submit actions if you have lost, but they will not take effect unless you roll a six.
Phew. That took two hours to write.
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This is quite impressive!
> Apply torch to neighbors.
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>Check to see what I landed on that is soft and fluffy.
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> Resurrect into a Gothic loli ghost doll. I need to blend in.
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>Infiltrate demonbman's trench since I don't have my own.
Actually
>Take ownership of demonbman's trench through force since I don't have my own.
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Wait, we were on an island in the sky?!
>Scan surroundings
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2 1's?............................
Time to go do some hanging.......
Nice game though ^_^''
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Wait, we were on an island in the sky?!
As of Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer's roll, yes. Until then, it was a grassy field. That should hopefully give anyone wondering an idea of how this works :3
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IRC shenanigans.
> Wander around in search for Yuyuko.
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>High-five Purvis
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barasia:1: You attempt to ram a falling island after it had stopped falling. Luckily, the Island felt the full force of the ramming attempt. Unfortunately, due to Newton's third law, so did you. barasia has lost!
barasia:1:
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EPIC PHAILZ
<becomes a zombie goast and goes to heaven>. ???
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Shit. I'll give it 1 shot then.
> Shift my floating body in space to the nearest Death Star superlaser with working control panel.
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>Eat Mystia
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(("Intended Effect" has to be different eh? So just continuously wailing on my recently acquired guitar for different effects would be fine alas: ))
>Hammer out chords on the guitar to raise the island out of the sky and into SPACE!
((That good?))
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> Stop SilentW from eating Mystia.
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(("Intended Effect" has to be different eh? So just continuously wailing on my recently acquired guitar for different effects would be fine alas: ))
>Hammer out chords on the guitar to raise the island out of the sky and into SPACE!
((That good?))
Yes, this will work perfectly alright.
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Haunt Akyu into writing my story.
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6: Upon the Island's decent, you call out "Magical, Galaxy, Power! Make-Up!" Your broach lights up, and you are stripped of your clothing. Ribbons tie themselves around your naked body, forming gloves, then boots, then a sailor suit uniform. A pin appears in your hair, giving you a new, more primpy hairstyle. You give a pose, showing off your uniform. Suddenly, you're returned to the falling Island, prepared to help others in need and defeat monsters. The monster in question is now standing before you, ready to do battle. He/it will attack if you do not call out your most powerful attack's name!
Silver Moon Galaxy Grenade Crystal Ribbon Bell Open Heart!
yes I may have just thrown together a clusterfuck of random existing magical girl attacks =P
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>Search for the sunken city of R'Lyeh
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Wow. My command and roll crapped on people. And maybe PMing would make this easier.
>Roll a 1 on my next Roll to Dodge roll.
>Attempt to hover a few feet above the ground.
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Um... Just because I'm a fan of her...
>Find Mugetsu
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> Steal socks to bandage injuries with
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> Steal Alice's Grimoire
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It appears your wings didn't appear not due to lack of effort, but because your body was resistance to forceful changes, like wishing for wings, or the ground hitting you.
Wait what? :o I don't know if that's good or bad :/
>manifest sauron eye on chest
Gotta keep trying I will make this happen :3
Actually that can wait:
>avoid theshim so I don't get torch applied to myself
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1: You quickly meditate, and find that you are now at peace with everything. You cast away your weapons as a sign of this, and now greet others in good faith.
Uh, wow. You weren't kidding when you said the opposite would happen. That is not to say it isn't awesome, though.
> Gaze upon all violence with stern disapproval.
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>Grow a beard.
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Oh I gotta ask a question, since I got a roll 6 to dodge when there was nothing to counterattack, does that mean I have some kind of boon (resistant to changes whoo?) or did I just get a nice message/graze?
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>Name Stand: Master Exploder. Invoke its power why High Fiving Mus to create background explosions
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Uh, wow. You weren't kidding when you said the opposite would happen. That is not to say it isn't awesome, though.
Urameshiya~ :P
Oh I gotta ask a question, since I got a roll 6 to dodge when there was nothing to counterattack, does that mean I have some kind of boon (resistant to changes whoo?) or did I just get a nice message/graze?
I just tried to give an awesomer message than usual. I didn't really have anything planed for one-off threats. Just for if other players or things like really angry witches choose to attack you. I suppose I could give you a +2 boon to your next roll, but anyone attentive enough can probably see that a 6 can sometimes be as "fun" as a 1.
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I just tried to give an awesomer message than usual. I didn't really have anything planed for one-off threats. Just for if other players or things like really angry witches choose to attack you. I suppose I could give you a +2 boon to your next roll, but anyone attentive enough can probably see that a 6 can sometimes be as "fun" as a 1.
Yeah I guessed, best to ask though ;)
EDIT: no need for a boon though I was just curious
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>Be relieved from becoming rich. Rich people don't have problems.
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> Yell out E'yem THE STRONGEST in the most MANLY voice ever.
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I realise I must be sounding really stupid but one more question (last one I promise): If you lose, none of your commands will succeed unless you roll a six correct? However does rolling less than a six prompt some kind of "you failed" message or just nothing and is it possible to come back with a successful roll six?
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> Manifest as a dryad, complete with tree. Preferably maple.
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I realise I must be sounding really stupid but one more question (last one I promise): If you lose, none of your commands will succeed unless you roll a six correct? However does rolling less than a six prompt some kind of "you failed" message or just nothing and is it possible to come back with a successful roll six?
Depending on the action, it's possible to revive. It's also possible to just haunt people in general. As things go on, I might be more lenient with deaths/revivals (as I get use to writing the updates) so if you stick around for a long time, it may pay off eventually. And yes, I will try to make the failure messages as funny as the rest of the game.
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> Run back to the grassy field.
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Un-lose.
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Let's see, I'm dead soooooooooooo....
>Have my death weigh heavily on a random player's conscious.
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So can we warp reality as long as we get a good roll?
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> Apply torch to neighbors.
2: Your torch re-ignites after a continuity error caused by the Parser forgetting to mention it went out during the drop. The continuity corrects itself before you can aptly apply the fire to anyone else, and it putters out in an inexplicable gust of wind.
>Check to see what I landed on that is soft and fluffy.
2: You look down to see it is still white, soft, and fluffy. Suddenly, it twists over, throwing you to the ground. It runs off before you can get a decent look at anything resembling a face. Oh well.
> Resurrect into a Gothic loli ghost doll. I need to blend in.
3: You attempt to resurrect into something that is dead, and surprisingly enough, it doesn't work.
>Take ownership of demonbman's trench through force since I don't have my own.
4: demonbman is distracted by the fall of the island. In this distraction, you quickly step into his trench while he was no looking. You Kira-Smile as a result.
>Scan surroundings
6-1: you step outside of your trench for a moment and take a look around the grassy field. You can't see anything but the grass and sky. You also see the edge of the island, but that really wasn't there. Not until that one guy did something weird. Wait a minute! What tree did that torch that first guy picked up come from?
> Wander around in search for Yuyuko.
6: Suddenly, through the wall behind you, a large Yuyuko burst through. You're caught totally off guard, when you hear her shout "I'm the death penalty!"
...Whoa sh-Roll to Dodge!
5: You swiftly move to the right and press up against the wall. As a whisp, you smush up pretty nicely. The suction mostly avoids you, and Large Yuyuko ends up eating a few trees. She stops after a while and appears before you in relatively normal size. She compliments you on being the first person to survive that. Youmu on the other hand arrives to the seen, and starts complaining about what happened to the trees. You do feel a boost from having been complimented by Miss Yuyuko, however. (+1 Next roll)
>High-five Purvis
2: You go to High-five Purvis, and he goes to five high you back, but then he's all like "Psyche!" and he smooths out his hair, and then you trip and land on your face. Wow, he just, like, totally owned you.
<becomes a zombie goast and goes to heaven>.
3: you become a regular, correctly spelled ghost, and go sit in Komachi's boat for a little while.
> Shift my floating body in space to the nearest Death Star superlaser with working control panel.
6: You fail to correct your path, but as luck would have it, you do reach a non-copywriten space station of mild description. you latch onto the side, and enter an open hatch. After much exploration, you finally find the bridge. it appears that this station was built millennia in the future to utilize a wormhole that would transport it back to around a thousand years ago. The idea was to investigate life on earth from it's to-be-believe most primitive state, and send data back to the will-be-present. Unfortunately, that failed when it was discovered rather too late that the wormhole doesn't allow for living organic material. You try to think of a good philosophical description of how the world works as it does, but can't find anything more stimulating to thought than "Welp, finder keepers."
>Eat Mystia
4: As Mystia Lands, you bite down on her arm out of desperation. "Ack! Not humans, too!" She screetches.
>Hammer out chords on the guitar to raise the island out of the sky and into SPACE!
4: You strum out an epic chord detailing an alien invasion, and rallying together all who hears it into defeating them. The Island is inspired by this, and launches itself into the sky again to search out for any Deathstars. Or for any non-copywriten space stations of mild description. It's not really certain which. Fortunately, the Island is careful not to rise too fast to injure anybody.
> Stop SilentW from eating Mystia.
3: You quickly grab SilentW and try to push him off. He tries to bite you in retaliation! Roll to Dodge!
Roll to Dodge!
2: He gets a Nasty solid bite off your arm. It hurts like all get-out. But somehow the pain feels worth it when Mystia hugs you to thank you.
Haunt Akyu into writing my story.
4: Akyu has a nasty dream about what would happen to her if she doesn't write down a recreation of EoSD as an epic poem in Old English. She wakes up in the middle of the night. She quickly presses the dream out of her concious. Partly because she's already writen everything she knows about the Scarlet Mist Incident, partly because she doesn't know English in the first place.
Silver Moon Galaxy Grenade Crystal Ribbon Bell Open Heart!
3+1: As you call out this attack, the Monster shouts "Noo!" Your Crystal hairpin is taken out, and as you wave it, a ribbon extends. A Bell ties itself onto the ribbon, and you ring it. Suddenly, Heart shapes extend from your visage, and as they reach the monster, the hearts explode into the most violent analogy for Love and Friendship one could ever hope for. The monster vanishes, and you strike a winning pose. Galaxy Sailor has saved everyone!
>Search for the sunken city of R'Lyeh
4: You begin your search for the Sunken City of R'lyeh on an Atlas. You find it quickly, as it's just about 30 miles west by northwest of the Lost City of Atlantis. You find it has been divided into two parts: "Ohh" and "Yah".
>Attempt to hover a few feet above the ground.
5: You try to hover, but fail miserable. You jump up, but you come back down. Then, suddenly, is a bout of inspiration, you climb up some invisible stairs and it works! The best part is you don't even feel the pressure of your body against the ground. You can walk for days now, and your feet won't hurt.
>Find Mugetsu
3: You fall asleep in the grass, and reach the dream world, where Mugetsu naturally challenges you to a danmaku match. You naturally agree, when you realize Spellcard rules still don't apply in the dream world. Roll to Dodge!
Roll to Dodge!
2: You make it through the duel with a lot of deathbombing, but you've almost lost all of your lives! Oh no!
> Steal socks to bandage injuries with
6: you steal too many socks. You sucessfully apply all of them as bandages, and heal your injuries one turn earlier than normal. Unfortunately, since you didn't know when to stop applying them, you are now officially a sock-mummy. Everyone who has joined in this game since the current update is now sockless.
> Steal Alice's Grimoire
6: You make a mad Dash to Alice's house, and using the momentum from the run, you grab the Grimoire right from under her arm. You dash out of the house, and now have an Army of Dolls chasing you. You continue running until almost the end of the update, but you're not certain if she'll catch up to you next update or not.
>avoid theshim so I don't get torch applied to myself
2: you trip and fall on theshim. Thankfully, this happens after the torch goes out, and this results in only an embarrassing anime moment, and not a Roll to Dodge!
> Gaze upon all violence with stern disapproval.
5+1:You gaze towards theshim, SilentW, Yuyuko, Purvis, Kilgamayan, Arashi, Magic Devil, Mugetsu, Alice, And Neo Serela. Giving them all a stern warning against violence, they all look down and feel ashamed of themselves. None of those listed above can initiate a Roll to Dodge! on any player except for themselves. "But I didn't even do anything" Neo Serela mutters under his breath.
>Grow a beard.
5-1: you successfully grow a beard. All those angry women who lost their loves ones now have a slightly harder time recognizing you as a result of changing your appearance.
>Name Stand: Master Exploder. Invoke its power why High Fiving Mus to create background explosions
2: You rebuild the stand, and tinker around with the grill, setting it to go off in an explosion as soon as you high-five RosE-Mouse. The grill breaks down however, and you become frusterated. If there will be no background explosion as you're high-fiving, there will be no high-five.
>Be relieved from becoming rich. Rich people don't have problems.
1: You become rich, but soon realize that money can't buy happiness, and that you spend more of your life manipulating the hearts and whims of others for your own gain, than you spend loving. As a sign of regret, you donate all of your money to the Three Charities that manage to make you laugh the most.
> Yell out E'yem THE STRONGEST in the most MANLY voice ever.
2: You shout at the top of your lungs "E'yem TH-" Before you suddenly break down into a coughing fit. That didn't turn out very well, did it?
> Manifest as a dryad, complete with tree. Preferably maple.
5: Suddenly a Maple tree appears in the middle of the Grasslands. Your perception of time distorts slightly, but to make up for that, you are transported into the past. Thinking on it, you should move your tree into the middle of a forest, so you don't get too lonely. Before you go however, you leave a Branch covered in maple sap on the ground.
> Run back to the grassy field.
4: Phew, you made it just in time for the launch as well!
Un-lose.
6: But the fruit stand closes at seven! The cucumbers will go rotten before the-wait, what were you doing? You shake your head and snap back into things.
>Have my death weigh heavily on a random player's conscious.
3: you try to make one of the other players feel guilty and responsible for your death, but the only one who could be responsible is Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer, and he sticks by the claim that even if knew he could have wished himself into Gensokyo mid-Iku quest, he didn't know everyone else would be there, or that the Island would fall. In the end, no one buys into it. Isn't is Sad, Hourai?
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> Head into the forest to plant the maple tree! Don't want to be lonely, after all, and being tied to the tree is kind of an incentive.
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5+1:You gaze towards theshim, SilentW, Yuyuko, Purvis, Kilgamayan, Arashi, Magic Devil, Mugetsu, Alice, And Neo Serela. Given them all a stern warning against violence, they all look down and feel ashamed of themselves. None of those listed above can initiate a Dodge this on any player except for themselves. "But I didn't even do anything" Neo Serela mutters under his breath.
Isn't it sad, Serela? ;_;
>Obtain an ability to manipulate the essence of reality
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>ultimat non elemetal
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> Attempt to create a ice blade of sorts.
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> Resurrect into a gothic loli doll.
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4: demonbman is distracted by the fall of the island. In this distraction, you quickly step into his trench while he was no looking. You Kira-Smile as a result.
Woot~
>Find a Death Note in MY trench.
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Peacest made me feel bad :ohdear:
>Go find Yuuka
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> Confess my love for Mystia to Mystia.
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Use subconscious-powers to lock on to Kiro's mind and mind-flay it.
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>Determine extent of my powers.
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Fuck, I'm 10 minutes slow on this. Bring it!
> Manipulate the proper controls on the non-copywritten space station of mild description to open a wormhole in the path of the approaching floating island and large enough to swallow all of its riders and inhabitants.
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>Play a ballad of such sadness, it eliminates all other sadness in existence!
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> Offer tours around R'lyeh to all players.
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>Blow Dorimo out of MY Trench
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> Replace torch with maple sap branch and relight it.
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> Drawing upon the magical power of the Grimoire, invoke a temporary misanthropy in all other players, causing them to swear profusely at the nearest sentient being
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> Ask Yuyuko if you could accompany her back to her place for a nice cup of tea and a chat.
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>Manifest (personal) nuclear powers to apply unpleasant end to theshim before he moves
((does this count as one action? ignore second part otherwise))
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> Hug Kilga
As a separate action that you must roll for too
> Give Zakeri IP
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Well, if we're going to be drifting towards a space station, then...
> Become like Batman and thus able to breathe in space.
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>Become the epitome of elegance.
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>Repair Master Exploder properly.
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>Convince Yuyuko to make me a half-phantom.
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> Dash over to Rinnosuke's shop and steal the first thing that looks like a spacesuit.
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>Gaze into the depths of space
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> Conjure up a blade crafted by Masamune.
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> Get up and check self for any wounds.
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> Head into the forest to plant the maple tree! Don't want to be lonely, after all, and being tied to the tree is kind of an incentive.
5: You plant the tree successfully within the middle of the forest. Nothing happens for a great while, until a few other Dryad appear. They compliment you on your powerful ability to transplant your tree, and ask where you came from. You continue to have a pleasant conversation with them.
>Obtain an ability to manipulate the essence of reality
5: using the inherent ability amongst all players to maniupulate the essences of reality, you give yourself the special ability to manipulate the essence of reality. Unfortunately your power has limitations. Apparently, there's a 1/6 chance of a normal success, a 1/6 of a normal failure, a 1/6 cha(ry
>ultimate non-elemental
3: you deliver your strongest, non-elemental attack to purvis as retaliation for making a fool of you. Apparently, though, your strongest non-elemental attack is just a punch. Purvis must Roll to Dodge! But you're pretty sure if he retaliates properly, your fist is going to hurt whatever it hits.
Roll to Dodge!
4: Purvis swiftly dodges the punch, and holding up the grill face, pushes it onto RosE-Mouse. "Hold this for a second!" He says, and RosE-Mouse, in a confused manor of trying to figure out if he's still in the middle of a fight or not, complies.
> Attempt to create a ice blade of sorts.
5: You create six honed edged blades of ice. They are particularly sharp, and can move and cut without you having to hold them to do so. You keep them stored behind you, imitating wings.
> Resurrect into a gothic loli doll.
6: Suddenly, you wake up. You find yourself in the middle of a currently empty house. Many Dolls line the shelves, and you are shocked to find you are standing on one of those shelves yourself. The row of dolls standing on either side of you are sewn into the shape of little girls. They appear to have a finely crafted dark red and black dress. It seems whoever made these dolls had youkai-like precision in doing so. The house is in complete disarray, as if someone recently torn through here and the house's owner got up suddenly and chased her. You quickly head for the premise exit.
>Find a Death Note in MY trench.
4: Oh my! What do we have here? You pick up a little black notebook.
>Go find Yuuka
4: You leave the island, still the shame of your scrupulous actions against Mystia weighing heavy in your mind, when you stumble upon a field of Sunflowers. A woman with green hair smiles in a sort of creepy way towards you. You wonder what you should do next.
]> Confess my love for Mystia to Mystia.
1: You blush beat red after hearing Mystia thank you for saving her. You think to give her your love, and of the wonderful time you wish to spend with her, but for some reason, you couldn't bring yourself to admit it. "I... I didn't do it because I liked you or anything! I just -It's just ... It's not right to just chomp down on people, okay? That's just all!" After saying this to her so suddenly, you dash off. Partially to prevent her from saying anything, partially because you were so embarrassed by lying like that to her about your feelings. You're too scare to look back to see how she's taken this, and if she's crying or just angry..
Use subconscious-powers to lock on to Kiro's mind and mind-flay it.
3: Because Kiro, and the space station are so far away, you can only get a general hold on where his mind might be. You instead opt to guide the island closer to the station. The Island and Station are now in view of each other. The island is unsure what to do next.
>Determine extent of my powers.
4: you have an inherent ability to maniupulate the essences of reality. Unfortunately your power has limitations. Apparently, there's a 1/6 cha(ry
> Manipulate the proper controls on the non-copywritten space station of mild description to open a wormhole in the path of the approaching floating island and large enough to swallow all of its riders and inhabitants.
6: Using the Tractor beam provided on the ship, you grab hold of the Island and fling it into the direction of the Wrymhole this ship originally passed through. Everyone still on the Island must jump off and will either land back on Gensokyo, or on the ship. This will be covered in a Group Roll to Dodge!
>Play a ballad of such sadness, it eliminates all other sadness in existence!
5: You play a song so sad, that anyone who hears is forced to put it in perspective of their live, and realize that there is always something worse than what's happening to them now. Content in the knowledge of this, combined with the Song's ability to allow anyone who needs to cry to cry for however long they want to, people find it easier to be cheerful and happy when in the public eye.
> Offer tours around R'lyeh to all players.
5: You hand out tickets to a Ferry ride leading from the edge of Ice Mist Lake, down the river, through the border, and into the lower city district of Yah R'lyeh. You then head off the island to secure the route, the ship, and hire the staff to manage the ride. By the time Kiro attempts to kill everyone, you manage to have a nice business going. R'lyeh seems to be a popular spot amongst Youkai who are curious about what the outside world is like.
>Blow Dorimo out of MY Trench
2: You shoot a rocket launcher into the Trench, trying to reclaim it for yourself. Suddenly, Dormio ducks down unexpectedly, and the rocket flies off into the far distance. He stands back up again, holding a black notebook in his hands.
> Replace torch with maple sap branch and relight it.
1: Ignoring the fact that the maple sap branch was the original Torch due to time-fuckery, you drop the torch and replace it with maple leaves instead. You then take the pile of leaves, drop them in a tray of water, and ask a nearby Celestial if she has a freeze. She manages to gather herself from the floor, frightened to death by the moving islands and all the crazy people house, and directs you to a walk-in freeze. You place the tray on the shelf when you notice, one shelf below, someone had already frozen the leaves. You instantly curse out the name of whoever got there first.
> Drawing upon the magical power of the Grimoire, invoke a temporary misanthropy in all other players, causing them to swear profusely at the nearest sentient being
6: Oh, god damn it. Now everyone hates each other, and everyone's going to yell all the time, and you even hit me with that, you-[We are having Technical Difficulties, please Wait Warmly until everything is fixed.]
> Ask Yuyuko if you could accompany her back to her place for a nice cup of tea and a chat.
6+1 (Still 6): You ask if it would be alright if Yuyuko invited the parser over for Tea. She agrees immediately, and Transfers me to Hyakugokurou. Youmu goes to prepare the tea, and you follow along and sit with us. I end up having to pull out the laptop and rewrite most of the update, but for the most part, I've become a lot calmer than when I suddenly appeared above. Yuyuko attempts to make idle chatter, and I make the foolish mistake of telling her I have a job baking. I get the feeling I'll never get out of here now. You feel kind of left out of the discussion. I continue writing the update and rolling a set of five dice once in a while.
>Manifest (personal) nuclear powers to apply unpleasant end to theshim before he moves
4: Taking the opportunity while Theshim is distracted by leaves, you take the burnt out torch, relight it, and harness it's energy to create a miniature star. Fun fact: Utsuho's attacks are actually all Stars, not Suns. We only have one Sun in the universe, and that sun is just the name for the Star cloested to earth.
> Hug Kilga
3: After seeing what happened with Kilgamayan, and after Mystia leaves, you hug Kilgamayan to console him. He starts crying, and asking why he said such nasty things to Mystia when he wanted to confess to her. You really can't come up with a reason other than "Well, you were just being Tsundere. I'm sure she'll understand." Kilgamayan continues to hold onto you, and you soon realize with dread that letting go of you is not in his plans for the immediate future. You kind of just stand there waiting for him to let go.
>Have Pesco offer Zakeri IP
3: After seeing this command given, I spit out some tea onto the monitor in shock. I have to awkwardly explain to Yuyuko about what I was doing, and what I was surprised about, but after I finish, the conversation putters uselessly as she realized she didn't really care in the first place. A Silence permeates the air, but Drake manages to break it, and start up a conversation on his own. I quickly type out "okay." in the middle of this update, after I briefly recount what just happened between myself and Yuyuko.
> Become like Batman and thus able to breathe in space.
1: you become nothing like the batman. You were more of a dog person anyway. Not that you could imagine anyone keeping bats as a pet in the first place. Also you had already cast off your weapons, and while batman didn't really use them for lethal purposes, it's still attacking other people. Oh, and for some reason, even though no one's had any problems so far, now that you mention the idea of breathing, you find it harder to feel the air around you. You qucikly dive off the Island and try to make it back to the atmosphere before you start choking. Roll to Dodge Asphixiation!
Roll to Dodge!
3:You cough and stumble as you fall off the island, but you can start to feel the air return to your lungs as you get closer to a more dense atmosphere. You finally feel comfortable breathing again, but are still somewhat winded. Also, you land Gently on the ground, as the land wouldn't want to hit someone who still manages to be the epitome of peacefulness that you are.
>Become the epitome of elegance.
2: You attempt to become not only "The Bob" but you strive to improve the perception of Bobs everywhere (cough) by becoming "The Perfectly Elegant Bob". You find a hitch in your plan when a silver knife appears next to your face, embedded in a wall, with a note saying "Don't try it." You decide to take that advice to heart. As oppose to taking the knife to heart.
>Repair Master Exploder properly.
4: With RosE-Mouse's help, you manage to repair the grill. It now functions properly. Suddenly Mystia grab the Stand, and starts to fly off in the distance. you hope she figures out what you did to the grill before she burns herself. She seemed pretty angry for some reason.
>Convince Yuyuko to make me a half-phantom.
2: You reach Hyakugokurou, and ask Yuyuko to turn you into a half-phantom. She asks you why, and you fail to come up with a decent answer to that. She offers you a cup of tea. Try some, it's delicious.
> Dash over to Rinnosuke's shop and steal the first thing that looks like a spacesuit.
5: Worried about exposing yourself to harmful radiation, and because of the need for breathing, you make your way off the Island and head to Kourindou. You pick up an empty goldfish bowl, and head out of the store quickly before Rinnosuke noticed you entering.
>Gaze into the depths of space
2: You would, but there's a giant Spaceship in the way. You shout at the spaceship to move out of the way, and you raise your first threateningly. It seems to have no effect.
> Conjure up a blade crafted by Masamune.
2: You call up the Weapon crafting Screen, and scroll down the weapon tree to where you left off. You ask Masamune if you can craft a sword, but it turns out you don't have enough Karma. You should probably switch blade crafters to Muramasa, he only asks for souls, which are MUCH easier to come by.
> Get up and check self for any wounds.
4: You stand up and examine your own body. Nothing has happened to you so far. Suddenly, the Island below your feet shakes, as Kiro throws the Island into a wyrmhole. You picked a bad time to wake up.
Group Roll to Dodge!
NeoSerela 5: You barely jump off the Island in time, and fall. you fear you're going to crash into the earth again but suddenly something white and fluffy leaps up from the ground, and catches you in midair. You grab onto it's fur tightly, safe at last! (+1)
RosE-Mouse 6: You leap off the Island in time, and land on the Space station. You get to work on opening the hatch from the outside.
Hero999 3: You are thrown off the island and given quite a spell as you're flung to the planet. using your blades, you manage to grab a hold of yourself, and guide yourself down to Gensokyo.
Dormio 2: your new trench is completely useless! The island itself is being attacked! You try to keep on foolishly for as long as possible, but in the end, you're forced to drop onto the planet. It's a painful landing. The Island disappears into the Wyrmhole, and the Trench with it. Darn!
Kilgamayan 3: You briefly look up towards the wyrmhole, but are taken completely by surprise when. Suddenly, you feel Pesco jump, taking you with him.
Bitz 5: You swiftly leap of the Island, and gently float back down to gensokyo. Smooth
Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer 4: you barely get away from th wyrmhole in time, and you take no damage as you parachute down
Irmingard von Stein 3: You try to sooth the Wormhole into non-existance with your song, but it doesn't work. You leap off the Island at the last second, just to be dramatic, but it takes a bit out of you.
demonbman 5: Screw the Trench! You've built good ones before, you'll build better ones on solid ground. REAL MAN'S GROUND.
theshim 1: As you wait for the leaves to freeze, so does your body freeze. Unfortunately, things won't work out as well for you as they did for the last person to do exactly this. theshim has lost
Okuu 3: Even though you prepared to launch this at theshim, you now have no hope to leave the island unless you use this star to propel yourself. You do so an-OOF. Oh... god ... that hurt ...
Inaba Tewi 3: You jump off the Island with Kilgamayan in tow. It takes a little bit out of you, but you really wouldn't let something like this bog you down. Besides, Kilgamayan is a buddy.
The Bob 3: You jump off the side of the Island, and take a heavy fall. If only you were more Elegant, you wouldn't have landed so poorly. But then again, you're not sure you would have landed in the first place.
Diamonds Purvis 1: Rassin-frassin. You went to all that work, and that Bird youkai takes it away from you. Well screw it. You've taken over the Celestial's home now, and you're not leaving until either your existance is erased, or until you have a perfectly working thing-at-explodes-in-the-background-while-you-high-five. Whichever comes first. Oops! Diamonds Purvis has lost.
T34G4 4: That is totally not what you meant when you asked the ship to move. You're going to file an official complaint later.
Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi 4: After your spat with mystical sword forgers, you wander of the island, oblivious to the wormhole, and walk back ont-okay, I have to ask, how are you just walking to and from the Island like this?
Mystearious Yukari 3: You have a new wound. Aside from that, you are now mostly existent, and back on solid ground.
RosE-Mouse is the only one who managed to board the ship. Remember, Boons and Banes to your score apply based on the rolls made in this post, and if you rolled a 2, you are "Injured" For the next two turns.
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4: Oh my! What do we have here? You pick up a little black notebook.
2: You shoot a rocket launcher into the Trench, trying to reclaim it for yourself. Suddenly, Dormio ducks down unexpectedly, and the rocket flies off into the far distance. He stands back up again, holding a black notebook in his hands.
JUST AS PLANN-
Dormio 2: your new trench is completely useless! The island itself is being attacked! You try to keep on foolishly for as long as possible, but in the end, you're forced to drop onto the planet. It's a painful landing. The Island disappears into the Wyrmhole, and the Trench with it. Darn!
Dammit.
>Hold onto my Death Note and don't die seek medical attention.
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> Convince Mystia to marry me.
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>Finally figure out what this fluffy white thing that keeps helping me is!
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5: You create six honed edged blades of ice. They are particularly sharp, and can move and cut without you having to hold them to do so. You keep them stored behind you, imitating wings.
Hero999 3: You are thrown off the island and given quite a spell as you're flung to the planet. using your blades, you manage to grab a hold of yourself, and guide yourself down to Gensokyo.
Kekeke....how lucky :3
> Create blue clothing
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At Hero999's blades: What the heck, Wingblade. (http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Ventus#Level_2_Command_Styles) Does Zakeri play Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep?
>Become namesake. (http://duelmasters.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyrie_Lupia,_Sky_Lord_Dragon-mech)
>Breathe.
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Damn.
>Manifest as an evil spirit haunting Okuu.
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> Before exiting the premise, clean the place up a bit.
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>Activate the Infinite Improbability Drive
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>Roll to Dodge!
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>Politely reject Yuyuko's tea and head over to Alice's house to find a hanged hourai doll to channel my spirit into.
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>Have Yuuka teach me her sadist ways!
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At Hero999's blades: What the heck, Wingblade. (http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Ventus#Level_2_Command_Styles) Does Zakeri play Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep?
No.
In my defense, Sword Wings have been around much longer than Birth by Sleep. It's just these are made of ice. They're like sharp, weaponized versions of Cirno's wings.
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>Activate the Infinite Improbability Drive
>Become the Infinite Improbability Drive
Ahem...
>Cleave the space station in twine with my guitar during the most epic guitar solo in history [or the last five seconds, wichever works better while flying through space unprotected, preparing to cut a humongous piece of scrap metal in two with a blunt musical instrument.]
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No.
In my defense, Sword Wings have been around much longer than Birth by Sleep. It's just these are made of ice. They're like sharp, weaponized versions of Cirno's wings.
The First thing i thought of when u made em blades into wings was cirno in the 1st place :3
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No.
In my defense, Sword Wings have been around much longer than Birth by Sleep. It's just these are made of ice. They're like sharp, weaponized versions of Cirno's wings.
Okay.
/me imagines Cirno having wing blades
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> Go look around various shops to see what I can buy with the profits from the tour business
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alright, let's try this thing.
> [S
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> Continue conversation with Yuyuko while idly teasing Youmu.
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> Use Cartesian-Manipulation to store the Noncopyrighted Spaceship into my personal Imaginaryspace, which is non-accessible by others (unless they roll a 6, because 6's can do anything). Make sure to only store the Spaceship, and not anyone that might be in, on, or around it.
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That kill count is a lot lower than I was hoping for. Let's rectify that. AND WHY THE FUCK IS KOISHI-BITZ BEATING ME TO MY POSTS!!! Unconscious hacks I tell you. But they'll never get you a 6.
> Activate any and all hidden weaponry and self defense mechanisms on the hull and corridors of the non-copywritten space station of mild description to deter or kill RosE-mouse.
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>Find friendly Satori
>brace for backfiring
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Oh I am going to peace the hell out of that space station.
> Amass entirely nonlethal arsenal of objects of pacification that stop violence in its tracks, as well as disabling the people employing violence in the first place: kittens, hugs, feel-good movies, that sort of stuff.
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See, Fightest knows what's up. Make love, not war.
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> Check Kilga's chest for growths
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>Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.
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> See if Inaba Tewi/Pesco will let me borrow a sock or two to treat the new wound.
What? IIRC, Pesco is basicly a sock mummy now, whats one or two socks gonna hurt?
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Roll for it :V
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>Give Mystia such a haunting!
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> Ponder why I didn't have to Roll to Dodge!
> Attempt to make alchemy circles in my hands
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[strike]> Ponder why I didn't have to Roll to Dodge![/strike]
> Attempt to make alchemy circles in my hands
> I didn't have to roll either ???
> Ask the other dryads if they've seen any native Gensokyans in the forest.
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Solf didn't roll because he was at Kourindou.
rdj didn't roll, because there were no forests on the island, and had to move down to one of the forests of Gensokyo.
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rdj didn't roll, because there were no forests on the island, and had to move down to one of the forests of Gensokyo.
Which means I misinterpreted my current condition as "flying into the wormhole". Changing my action accordingly.
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Solf didn't roll because he was at Kourindou.
Two birds with one stone;
I didn't have to roll-to-dodge.
I got to visit Rinnosuke.
Yeeaaaaah!
(Goddamn, I've been learning too much chinese lately D: No plural...)
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Fine then. Screw Masamune.
> Attempt to conjure the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kusanagi_no_tsurugi).
Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi 4: After your spat with mystical sword forgers, you wander of the island, oblivious to the wormhole, and walk back ont-okay, I have to ask, how are you just walking to and from the Island like this?
I'm obviously channeling Sana somehow. :3
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>Hold onto my Death Note and don't die seek medical attention.
6: You selfishly hold onto the death note with a death grip (for lack of better term) You quickly move yourself to a hospital to take care of your injuries, and they do so perfectly. unfortunately, since you refuse to let go of your notebook the entire time, someone nurses caught you holding it up, and called the police. They'll be here any minute now!
> Convince Mystia to marry me.
4-1: Realizing that life is fleeting, you thank Pesco for helping you, and then run off to find Mystia. upon finding her setting up her stand, you offer to help her grill. She looks away bitterly, asking why you would want to help her, and you tell her you apologize. She lets her guard down, and she eventually forgives you. Then, you spring a small black box on her, containing a ring. She's stunned, and struggles to come up with an answer. You wait patiently, but she flies off shouting "I'll think about it!" It wasn't a no, at least.
>Finally figure out what this fluffy white thing that keeps helping me is!
4+1: You gently step off of the fluffy white thing, and move around to it's front side. You finally take a look at it-whoa god! (http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/File:Barong.png) It shakes it's head at you, and seems to be expecting something. You think you should try to pat it's head-err, mask.
> Create blue clothing
1-1: You file an order with the village seamstress for new clothes. They look exactly like Cirno's dress, with the minor exception that they are red.
>Become namesake.
4: You become an... armored ... fire bird that looks ... umm ... really awesome. You look pretty powerful.
>Manifest as an evil spirit haunting Okuu.
4: You successfully manifest as an evil spirit, and attempt to haunt Okuu, but you get the wrong one and find yourself in former hell. Then Orin comes along and... oops!
> Before exiting the premise, clean the place up a bit.
5: You almost rush out the door, but then you suddenly realize that it would just be rude taking a doll like that, even if you're using it for a body. You decide to put things back into their rightful place. Once you're finished, you stand up and proudly beam over the now cleaned room. Suddenly, Alice returned, defeated. She brightens up by seeing the room, then looks over to you. "Did you do all of this by yourself?" She asks, clearly impressed. With no other method of speaking, you nod. Alice seems to have brightened her mood.
>Activate the Infinite Improbability Drive
6: you break into the ship, and activated it's Infinite Improbability Drive. While turning it on, you accidentally smash something, and something happened. Or rather, everything happened. At the same time. In the same place. Multiple times on occasion. Not that there were more than one occasions. Not for this occasion anyway. Eventually, the universe sorts itself out, and the rest of the game continues from the alternate timeline where everybody survived and nobody noticed anything happening.
>Roll to Dodge!
6+1: You become the world's greatest Shadow boxer.
>Politely reject Yuyuko's tea and head over to Alice's house to find a hanged hourai doll to channel my spirit into.
3: you politely decline, and head out of Yuyuko's Mansion. "Nonsense!" Yuyuko exclaims, and forces you to sit down. You don't say much else, to avoid offending Lady Yuyuko further, but the tea did taste pretty good.
>Have Yuuka teach me her sadist ways!
1: You ask Yuuka to teach you how to become a complete monster like her. You're still uncertain if she's offering to train you, but it's either that, or she's just being a complete monster. Roll to Dodge!
Roll to Dodge!
2: She elbows you right in the gut. "Don't call me that again." she says, and leaves you crumpled before her garden, holding your stomach.
>Cleave the space station in twine with my guitar during the most epic guitar solo in history [or the last five seconds, whichever works better while flying through space unprotected, preparing to cut a humongous piece of scrap metal in two with a blunt musical instrument.]
2-1:You blare out another solo, with the intended effect of throwing your E-string around the ship to cut it in half. It snaps. Crud! Now where are you going to find a new one!?
> Go look around various shops to see what I can buy with the profits from the tour business
4: You find many things ranging from toys, antiques, clothing, apparel, etc. Pretty much anything you'd normally find in a shopping plaza is for sale, and your business has done pretty well, so you can afford a majority of the things.
> Descend.
6: You decend from the heavens, and land of Gensokyo. A heavenly aura surrounds you. Unfortunately, you're completely ignored because everybody else technically descended from the heavens just last update.
> Continue conversation with Yuyuko while idly teasing Youmu.
4: You manage to get a few more words in edgewise and I no longer respond to Yuyuko's badgering and continue writing updates. You make a few light plays on Youmu's behavior, and Yuyuko follows up with offhand comments about what Youmu actually is like once you get to know her. All in all, it's pleasent to listen to, actually.
> Use Cartesian-Manipulation to store the Noncopyrighted Spaceship into my personal Imaginaryspace, which is non-accessible by others (unless they roll a 6, because 6's can do anything). Make sure to only store the Spaceship, and not anyone that might be in, on, or around it.
4+1: Using your something-or-other, you do something weird, and as a result, people stop being able to touch the ship. RosE-Mouse starts to fall, and Kiro might, too depending on his roll.
> Activate any and all hidden weaponry and self defense mechanisms on the hull and corridors of the non-copywritten space station of mild description to deter or kill RosE-mouse.
3: You attempt to fight off RosE-Mouse with the ships defence system, and get as far as the ship disappearing from under your feet. Well, you did succeed in getting RosE-Mouse off the ship.
>Find friendly Satori
4-1: You travel down to Former Hell, and stop by the Palace of Earth Spirits. The journey is long, and somewhat uneventful. Rin is playing with a new evil spirit in the courtyard. No one else appears to be here, though.
> Amass entirely nonlethal arsenal of objects of pacification that stop violence in its tracks, as well as disabling the people employing violence in the first place: kittens, hugs, feel-good movies, that sort of stuff.
5-1: You are not able to fully stop the violence, but you successfully deter some. Wars ends, political leaders start giving a little more money to the people of need, a giant, non-copywritten spaceship of mild description that was about to have all of it's defense systems activated it suddenly removed from the sky. All in all, you're certain you made a difference by the end of the day.
> Check Kilga's chest for growths
5-1: Honk Honk!
>Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.
1-1: You set out to make a monty python reference in the manliest way possible, but instead find yourself cutting herring fillets with a wooden knife.
> See if Inaba Tewi/Pesco will let me borrow a sock or two to treat the new wound.
6-1: Pesco agrees, since he is no longer injured, and gives you a few socks. These things must be magic or something, since your wound is already healed up.
>Give Mystia such a haunting!
5: Mystia fires up her grill, and the flame almost burns her to a crisp. She falls to her knees. "Geez, that could have really hurt!" She then proceeds to un-high-five-explosion the grill.
> Attempt to make alchemy circles in my hands
2: You skip the idea of an Atelier, and go full-metal. Unfortunately, it doesn't really work, since you have yet to see a part of the truth of the world from god.
> Ask the other dryads if they've seen any native Gensokyans in the forest.
4: You make idle conversation with the others. "Well, we just get those two witches." "Yeah, but no one talks to them." "That's because one destroys everything, and the other nails wooden figures to our trees." "Yeah, they aren't very pleasant to be around." "And no one else ever comes in, either."
> Attempt to conjure the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi.
5: You place your hand behind you back, and in a smooth motion, swing out a Katana. You put it back in it's sheath, and tie it around your waist.
Group roll to Dodge! Kiro and RosE-Mouse are falling!
Kiro 4: You land on Gensokyo, no worse for the wear, and with nothing to do but curse out whoever vanished your ship.
RosE-Mouse 5: You make some cool poses as you fall. They are cool. other people look up and go "Wow, that was cool." (+1)
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Damn police, always getting in my way.
How do they know what the Death Note is anyway?
And why are there police here?
>Make another trench that I could hide in forever and hide.
>Become a Death God since I now own a Death Note.
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> Well, someone needs to go negotiate with these witches! But first, determine own capacity for travel. Being away from the tree for too long could be disastrous for both of us.
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> Use the profits to set up a tour around Oh R'lyeh
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>Have a pleasant conversation with Yuyuko and offer to become a gardener, while pointing out that in order to do that, I would need some sort of body since I'm dead.
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> Tend to Mystia's injuries.
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>Chase her down and ask again
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> Offer Cirno the Red Dress
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> Form a pact with Koishi.
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Shadow Box World Champ yeah!
>Fight the next random persons Shadow!
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Curses, ma string!
Heads are gonna roll!
Shit is gonna hit the fan!
Strike a pose!
Shit's about to get real!
>Break out the accordion!
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I can't win and I've lost my non-copywritten space station of mild description. :(
> Look for Suika to bum some alcohol from her gourd.
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> Attempt to communicate to Alice about the situation.
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Return to Palace of Earth Spirits, let's see what Satori cooked up for dinner tonight!
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>Incapacitate (not kill) Marisa for being non-negotiable.
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> Now that we're in Gensokyo, let's find us some Youkai. Survey the nearby denizens.
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>Make
love friendly conversation with Orin
>poke evil spirit
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> Flip Mystearica's skirt.
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1-1: You set out to make a Monty Python reference in the manliest way possible, but instead find yourself cutting herring fillets with a wooden knife.
Oh man, that is rich.
>Cook herring fillet at Grill Stand with owner's permission.
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> Gensokyo is too isolated for its own good, we need to change us some status quo. Kindly ask space-time to transpose us back in time to a few minutes before the formation of the Barrier.
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... D: Looks like I can't become Kimblee then.
> Seek out the Philosophers Stone and become a homunculus/homunculli.
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>Possess Mystia's Stand.
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Engage in MAD SCIENCE with the kappa, inventing some sort of absurd contraption with which to
RULE WITH AN IRON FIST stand strong against the youkai. Said contraption is designed to flood Gensokyo and give ZUN a 'suggestion' for the setting of Touhou 13.
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> Vow to take up the fight for JUSTICE!
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>Pat the whatever-it-is thing on the head/face/mask/whateveritis, and thank it for saving me!
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>Steal Stein's accordion with copious moxie.
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> Find a Battle Axe or similarly sized Sword, and use it as a weapon while spinning like a top through a group of mooks.
What, Lazarus from Shining Tears is awesome ^_^
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Finally wake up after three or four days and learn new magic Ask Mugetsu to join my team I'm going to try to build.
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> Make my way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion and befriend Remilia over tea.
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[#touhou-meido] Man I wish Zakeri updated RtD more than once every 24 hours
1: The next update will come a few hours later than usual.
>Become a Death God since I now own a Death Note.
5: After demonstrating your new-found powers over life and death on someone completely unrelated to the story, you set out to become a proper Shinigami. You submit the proper forms and addresses, and within two to three business days, you receive an acceptance letter. You are given free reign over a river with a weird name, and a boat with which to cross it. Any souls you find, you are instructed to bring over, however you will be given Mondays and Wednesdays off, and whenever you don't have any souls left to ferry, you will be given free reign to travel wherever.
> Well, someone needs to go negotiate with these witches! But first, determine own capacity for travel. Being away from the tree for too long could be disastrous for both of us.
4: Going anywhere in the forest is no problem for a typical Dryad. As for leaving the forest, you can only go a certain range out of the way, and that certain range typically depends on where your tree is placed. Your is more in the north-eastern area, and you're confident you may be able to reach the Shrine bordering it. I wouldn't suggest going there until after causing an incident, however. It's just proper youkai behavior that way.
> Use the profits to set up a tour around Oh R'lyeh
4: You set up a successful tour business around the sights of Oh R'lyeh. Combined with the ferry to Yah R'kyeh, and the suggested tour spots, along with commissions from hotels, you typically are doing well with your business. The expension was a good idea.
>Have a pleasant conversation with Yuyuko and offer to become a gardener, while pointing out that in order to do that, I would need some sort of body since I'm dead.
4: Yuyuko appreciates the offer, but notes that she already has a gardener. She does offer you a position as a personal chef, "since her Gardener doesn't do that yet~!" Which only seems to get an annoyed reply from Youmu along the lines of "I don't care how memetic it is, I will not allow you to devolve into such grotesque habits!"
> Tend to Mystia's injuries.
5: After spotting the flame from the grill, you dash to her, and hold onto her shoulders. You ask if she's alright, and offer to help her, but she shrugs it off, saying that the flame didn't hit her. Even if it did, she's recover really quickly as a youkai. But even still, she really appreciates that you care, and somehow, that makes her feel safe.
>Chase her down and ask again
6: You quickly dash after her, and ask her again. She kicks you this time. You follow again, and ask once more. She punches you in the face. She flies off high into the sky, and you ride in on a purple umbrella, asking her again. She blasts you with danmaku, and you fall to the ground. Kogasa dives after you to retrieve the umbrella. Yuuka then returns home, to find you standing in her bedroom. You ask again. She picks you up and throws you quite far other the window. She goes to water a potted plant, and you pop out of the pot with the roots and soil tangling your hair. She shoves you back down again before you can ask. She then opens her refrigerator, and suddenly loses her appetite as you ask her yet again. It's pretty cold in there.
> Offer Cirno the Red Dress
5: (http://i54.tinypic.com/s5l4xg.jpg)
(I know it's purple, just roll with it.)
> Form a pact with Koishi.
6: Koishi tells Rin to put you down, and she places an aura on you that causes others to perceive you as you lived. She tells you to possess a body to fulfill your end of the bargain later.
>Fight the next random persons Shadow!
5: You express an interest in fighting other people's shadows, and as a result, you unlock your persona. The element system takes some working around, but you grind out a few levels as you practice, and don't seem to run into any troubles.
>Break out the accordion!
1: You smash your accordion to pieces. You don't even know why you bought the thing. You continue your quest for the E-String. Or whatever else you'd rather be doing than playing the accordion
> Look for Suika to bum some alcohol from her gourd.
4: You find Suika and ask to borrow her gourd. You light it on fire, but only the open hole burns. Hey, this would actually make for a nice torch. Regardless, Suika doesn't seem impressed. Not the "doesn't like what you're doing" not impressed, but more rather "I do that all the time." not impressed.
> Attempt to communicate to Alice about the situation.
1: "What's that? Timmy fell down the well? Who's Timmy, and why can't he get himself out?" Alice is now confused.
Return to Palace of Earth Spirits, let's see what Satori cooked up for dinner tonight!
3: You return to the Palace of Earth spirits, only to find the Real Koishi, Orin, some guy that looks like Okuu, and a guy that tried to attack people with a burning stick. "Oh, it's me!" Koishi says nonchalantly. Well, this is really awkward.
>Incapacitate (not kill) Marisa for being non-negotiable.
2: You attack Marisa, and strike a powerful blow hitting a tree next to her. She, naturally, fires back.
Roll to Dodge!
5: You leap out of the way of her incoming stars, and upon her using a trademark "Blazing Star" Spellcard, you mock her by holding out a red cape in front of you before dodging each movement.
> Now that we're in Gensokyo, let's find us some Youkai. Survey the nearby denizens.
5: You look around and see plenty of youkai. There's a Chen. And there's a Wriggle. And there's a pink one being seduced by human. There's probably more, or other youkai based on where you want to go.
>Make love friendly conversation with Orin
>Poke evil spirit
6: You have a friendly chat with Orin, who is interupted by Koishi. You continue chatting with her, until you're interupted by another Koishi. You continue speaking with her, not realizing the fact that the second Koishi and the first are not the same person. You briefly ponder this, but realize you're basically trying to do the same thing with utsuho. Meanwhile, you're totally hitting it off with Orin. She starts to get more flitation, and talks less about having your corpse around so much as having your body around. I mean, it's like a sexy guy version of her best sister just walked up to her~.
> Flip Mystearica's skirt.
5: Bear panties. Rather unorthodox.
>Cook herring fillet at Grill Stand with owner's permission.
2: You try to get Mystia's attention, but she's too busy staring longingly into someone else's eyes. You decide to just borrow the grill for a while, and fire it up. Unfortunately, Purvis's modification is still in effect, and the fillets are burnt.
> Gensokyo is too isolated for its own good, we need to change us some status quo. Kindly ask space-time to transpose us back in time to a few minutes before the formation of the Barrier.
6: The fabric of space and time unweives itself, and knits itself around you. It then patches up a hole, and pulls out some stitching, and then embroiders a history, and a menagerie of other sew-sew puns happen, and you find yourself next to a rather unhag-like Yukari.She turns to you, and asks who you are, what you're doing here, and how you managed to appear through that hole.
> Seek out the Philosophers Stone and become a homunculus/homunculli.
4: You set out on an epic journey, studying alchemy, and learning how to make what every alchemist searches for. Begrudgingly, you build an Atelier as the first step towards this, but you refuse to call it one, and just call it a lab. You start out by studying some books on the subject.
>Possess Mystia's Stand.
6: Suddenly, in a dark and cold whirl, you grab a hold of the stand, and it animates itself. The evil power of the grill beckons you.
Engage in MAD SCIENCE with the kappa, inventing some sort of absurd contraption with which to stand strong against the youkai. Said contraption is designed to flood Gensokyo and give ZUN a 'suggestion' for the setting of Touhou 13.
2: you attempt to build a contraption to flood Gensokyo, but find your plan has a hitch in it when the Hakurei Border prevents the water provided from the melted Ice caps to flow invasively into Gensokyo. The rest of the world got screwed, though.
> Vow to take up the fight for JUSTICE!
5: Wielding your sword in it's sheath above your head, you vow to the world around you that you will your your abilities for the good of the people. A Flashy background appears as you announce this, and though no one seems to be around, you can feel people cheering you on.
>Pat the whatever-it-is thing on the head/face/mask/whateveritis, and thank it for saving me!
5: The barong bounces happily, and trots off. You feel a source of good luck emanating from it, and feel it possessing you as well.
>Steal Stein's accordion with copious moxie.
6+1: You pick up the pieces of Stein's broken accordion without any complaints from him. you make certain to pick them up in a peculiar and dexterous way, just so you can practice for later. Not feeling it too well, you decide to add a few dance moves as well, and decide to kick spin a few of the pieces into your hands as well. You try to think of more ways you can dexteriously pick up all the pieces, and find it's pretty hard to steal something no one wanted in the first place. You try to reason out that it's still technically his property, and even though he abandoned it, it still belonged to him. Eventually you run out of moxious things to do, and just decide to glue it back together.
> Find a Battle Axe or similarly sized Sword, and use it as a weapon while spinning like a top through a group of mooks.
6: You become a Dragonewt. You just have your starting weapon so far, but you execute the spin flawlessly.
>Ask Mugetsu to join my team I'm going to try to build.
5: After a rousing fight, you ask Mugetsu if she wants to hang out later and do stuff. She says "Sure, why not?" Mugetsu Joined the party!
> Make my way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion and befriend Remilia over tea.
4: You step right by Meiling while she sleeps, and enter the mansion. You walk up to the second floor balcony, where Remilia is having her morning tea. She is annoyed that you were able to walk in so plainly, but offers you a seat and a cup anyway.
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YES!
>Examine boat and surroundings.
>Grow black feathered wings.
>Ferry every last soul across so I can have some free time.
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Wow, that was a lot of successes.
Also gj Mouse rolling a 7.
No action from me yet. Need to ponder how next to proceed.
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(Dammit Why Purple...no real complaints though :3)
> Summon CHEEEENNNN!
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> Go find
Alice the witch with the wooden figures and calmly ask why she keeps hammering them into the dryads' trees, explaining that it hurts. A lot.
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>Accept job offer explaining that a body would help greatly in the cooking of the many delicious dishes I have to offer.
Am I really gonna work for Yuyuko? :3
I think this game is awesome. :D
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> Help Alice out.
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Bum does not equal Burn. But this could work Flaming Dr. Pepper oni style.
> Pour burning alcohol from gourd into a large mug of beer and chug said mug.
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(Dammit Why Purple...no real complaints though :3)
The only red dress Cirno has is, ironically, mostly blue.
I think this game is awesome. :D
Thanks. That really means something considering it's coming from someone who's spent a majority of the game losing.
Bum does not equal Burn.
Ha ha, old chap! Reading Comprehension.
It took me a full half a minute of reading the quoted sentence over and over again before I realized the difference between the two words.
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>Continue the incapactiation of Marisa by firing laser beams.
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>Elegy of Ease. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagCnNlLpQE)
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Oops I forgot an action today.
> Tell Yuyuko I would like to come visit often, to y'know, get to know them better. (i would wink suggestively but i am a phantom)
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>Elegy of Ease. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagCnNlLpQE)
That rhythm is too passionate to be an elegy.
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...Is this really happening? My dream come true?! :*
>See if Gengetsu wants to join my team as well
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6: You quickly dash after her, and ask her again. She kicks you this time. You follow again, and ask once more. She punches you in the face. She flies off high into the sky, and you ride in on a purple umbrella, asking her again. She blasts you with danmaku, and you fall to the ground. Kogasa dives after you to retrieve the umbrella. Yuuka then returns home, to find you standing in her bedroom. You ask again. She picks you up and throws you quite far other the window. She goes to water a potted plant, and you pop out of the pot with the roots and soil tangling your hair. She shoves you back down again before you can ask. She then opens her refrigerator, and suddenly loses her appetite as you ask her yet again. It's pretty cold in there.
That...that totally broke a few bones. And was completely awesome. I'm in agreement with Hourai, this game is great.
>Make a mad dash (or limp) for Eientei while she's disgusted
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> Sit in my big, executive chair and pose like this guy
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_ah5F7wyw4/SdQG23mZfII/AAAAAAAAAIA/RDPndzFWQ_8/s400/gendo4.jpg)
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> Be... Koishi's
boyfriendfianc?.
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GO ALL THE WAY, MAN
PROPOSE TO HER
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> Use my power of luck manipulation to give everyone who rolls 4 a +1 and everyone who rolls 3 a -1 for the rest of the game.
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Mah geetar! Mah accodion!
Hrm...it would appear my efforts have been foiled. I must meditate upon my next course of action.
>With my musical career in shambles for now, meditate upon my next course of action.
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> HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK. Challenge Chen to a fierce chess competition.
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That rhythm is too passionate to be an elegy.
I will fight you.
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>Find the junk yard.
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> Find Scarlet Devil Mansion, and ask Patchouli for advice on how to make a philosophers stone.
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>Battle the winner of the Epic Chen/Headcrabs Chess Battle, after sighing dramatically over my failed attempt to rule.
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Back in time then. Now what? Uuh...
> Assemble team of experts in dubiously legal activities to go into Yukari's dream to send her into a dream within a deeper dream and implant the suggestion that forming the Barrier is a terrible idea and that she should prevent anyone from doing it.
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Oh hell yeah
>keep hitting it off with Orin, while moving inside and keeping an eye out for Utsuho/Satori
Thank god I didn't enter "Become Utsuho" when I was thinking about it, being a "sexy guy version" of her is even better :)
By the way, out of curiosity, is the "Duplicate action rule" in force for the entirety of the game. Meaning, for example, another wing sprouting attempt would be null not matter how long has passed?
ah read it again and saw it only concerns the next update, nevermind then.
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> Attempt to recruit Marisa to my cause.
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>Attempt mobility.
>Should this work, go exploring!
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The only red dress Cirno has is, ironically, mostly blue.
Well....there was this ...FIRE CIRNO!? (http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/normal_cirno_-_anti_3.jpg)
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I will fight you.
You'll need a soul of fire to beat me.
> Kiss Mystia.
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> Have a charisma faceoff with Remilia, only ending in a charisma break for one of the two of us.
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>Proceed to look for my bed, because, well, I woke up in some random field with my pillow, so... I'll annihilate anyone who gets in my way ( ^^)b
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> Go to Heaven/Bhava-Agra/The place Iku and Tenshi live in, and ask Iku to help me become a Dragon Youkai.
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Write Update for "Roll to Dodge!"
1: You start writing it, but as you finish typing out the third to last result, you blank out for a minute, and browse the web on the page you wrote everything on. after closing it out and returning your attention to the game, you find you can no longer find the page containing everything you wrote. Despite careful manipulation of the history feature, even though you are able to return to the exact page where you wrote everything, you find the textbox completely empty.
>Ferry every last soul across so I can have some free time.
4: You proceed to ferry across souls. You seem to have a rather light workload, yet despite this make a lot of money. No one Komachi uses it for danmaku. You have the rest of the day, as well as tomorrow off.
> Summon CHEEEENNNN!
You shout "CHEEEEN!" convincingly enough that Chen flies directly towards you, shouting "Ran-Shyama!" She is disgusted when she finds out it was an impostor who summoned her, and attacks!
Roll to Dodge!
6: She does a spinning Bishamonten right into your fist. She is dazed.
> Go find Alice the witch with the wooden figures and calmly ask why she keeps hammering them into the dryads' trees, explaining that it hurts. A lot.
2: You find Alice's house, and knock. Alice comes out, carrying a doll. This is an odd sight, as she usually has her dolls follow her. She ignores you, and appears to head for the well.
>Accept job offer explaining that a body would help greatly in the cooking of the many delicious dishes I have to offer.
6: You accept the job, and ask for what you should start with. She gives you a phantom body, with which you can use to manifest yourself as a humanoid. Youmu suddenly cuts in, and says "No" means "No", and that she's serious when she says she doesn't want someone stuck here being a Yuyuko's personal chef. Yuyuko pouts a little, but lets you off the hook. You still have the body however.
> Help Alice out.
3: You offer to help Alice, but she doesn't hear you. She still assumes that since you're one of her dolls, you'd help her anyway, and she heads out to the Scarlet Devil Mansion with you in tow. You pass over a well on the way, and you think to double check. You see no timmies. "Whats the hold up?" Alice asks, and you quickly dash over to her.
> Pour burning alcohol from gourd into a large mug of beer and chug said mug.
2: You decide to burn off some Sake in a completely different manor, but end up burning your tongue.
>Continue the incapactiation of Marisa by firing laser beams.
5+1: You break the last of her shields and attack directly. Marisa is now lying on the ground unconscious.
>Elegy of Ease.
6: Everyone takes it easy for a bit. All roll to dodges in the next update will be negated.
> Tell Yuyuko I would like to come visit often, to y'know, get to know them better. (i would wink suggestively but i am a phantom)
1: You tell Yuyuko that you think you should just stay friends, and leave the Mansion estate.
>See if Gengetsu wants to join my team as well
3: You ask if she'd like to join, but she refuses. You ask Mugetsu to convince her, and after a short period of annoying sounds, Gengetsu agrees to help you with whatever. Gengetsu Joined the Party!
>Make a mad dash (or limp) for Eientei while she's disgusted
1: You think to head for Eientei, but realize suddenly that Yuuka may be close to cracking, and continue asking for her teachings.
> Sit in my big, executive chair and pose like this guy
6: Everyone in the world will turn into orange juice. It may happen tomorrow. It may never happen within your lifetimes. But it will happen.
> Be... Koishi's boyfriendfianc?.
6: You ask Koishi to marry you in dramatic flare. She agrees. you then contemplate masturbation together.
> Use my power of luck manipulation to give everyone who rolls 4 a +1 and everyone who rolls 3 a -1 for the rest of the game.
5-3: You attempt to alter the rules of the game, but then trip and fall off a cliff. You're not certain where the cliff came from, but for the suddenness of it, you assume it might as well have jumped out from behind a bush.
Roll to Dodge!
6: You convince the cliff that there should be a natural order of cause and effect, and as a result, the cliff dissipates. you are no worse for the wear.
>With my musical career in shambles for now, meditate upon my next course of action.
4: You contemplate which way to take your life now that your music career is over. You could try out acting. With your reputation as a musician, it would be easier to get your foot in the door. alternatively, you could just buy an E-string. I mean, how much do they cost anyway?
> HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK. Challenge Chen to a fierce chess competition.
4: You find Chen at Hero999's feet and challange her to a chess match. She accepts, but she doesn't seem very focused.
>Find the junk yard.
6: You find the junkyard and immediately start rummaging through it. Suddenly, a blue giant robot falls into the junkyard just behind you. you look towards the keeper, you just stares back. Well, rules are rules. Someone threw it away after all...
> Find Scarlet Devil Mansion, and ask Patchouli for advice on how to make a philosophers stone.
6: "Mukyu" She coughs. After asking her for it, she naturally used her spellcard against you, but you defeated her without even having to Roll to dodge! She tells you that she doesn't know, since it's just a spellcard she uses, but gives you free reign to take whatever books on Alchemy there are. you hall them all back to your workshop and glance over them. Apparently, there are quite a few ways people have tried to make the Philosopher's Stone. Is there any particular way you want to go about it?
>Battle the winner of the Epic Chen/Headcrabs Chess Battle, after sighing dramatically over my failed attempt to rule.
4: Chen is too tired, and eventually forfeits. She's lost a lot of face this update already, and leaves for home dejected. You then Challenge cranialCrustation for the Championship of Gensokyo. cranialCrustation rolls to dodge losing!
Roll to Dodge! for cranialCrustation
6: Roukanken backs you into a corner several times, he throws his pieces in every direction, and soon puts your king into a lock. You move him out of the way, and Roukanken moves a different piece. You can't move your king from the spot it's in now, but if you leave it where it's standing, Roukanken will put it into checkmate on his next turn! You smile, and chuckle, as you move a pawn into position. He couldn't even see it, since he was focused on attacking you, but you also only needed one move to put him in checkmate. And it was your turn.
Roll to Dodge! For Roukanken
4: Even though you've lost this game, you still keep your reputation as a Chess player, and decide to learn from your mistakes for the game.
> Assemble team of experts in dubiously legal activities to go into Yukari's dream to send her into a dream within a deeper dream and implant the suggestion that forming the Barrier is a terrible idea and that she should prevent anyone from doing it.
4: you recruit several lawyers, and dive into Yukari's dream easily enough. Using their power, they manage to talk Yukari into not forming the Barrier. It was suppose to be her biggest project, and launch her into fully learning about her abilities, but now she has decided it's a terrible idea. As a result, She doesn't learn mastery over boundaries, and Gensokyo does not get formed. Youkai begin to die off as humans continue to industrialize, and the very strings that brought the Touhou Project into existence no longer form. Maidens of the Kaleidoscope must Roll to Dodge this completely lack of existence.
Roll to Dodge!
1: MotK breaks at the seems and each thread unravels. Everyone that has ever posted loses their memory of which, and they continue living, never having known each other. Everyone has lost.
umm ... I don't know what to do anymore :ohdear: I'll write up the rest of the update ignoring this, but, yeah.
>keep hitting it off with Orin, while moving inside and keeping an eye out for Utsuho/Satori
6: You talk more with Orin and quickly the two of you retreat to the room of the Palace reserved for Orin. For the first time in over a thousand years, Orin locks her door.
> Attempt to recruit Marisa to my cause.
3: You poke Marisa, who lies at Lupia Blitzer's feet. Err, Talons I guess. She wakes up and asks what you want. You tell her you wish to fight for Justice, and ask if she would like to help. She refuses, and naturally you go there "There will be a lot of treasure" route. She agrees to help you. Marisa has joined your party!
>Should this work, go exploring!
6: You successfully move around, and decide to look around Gensokyo. There are several places you can reach easily.
> Kiss Mystia.
2: Mystia stares deep into your eyes, and you into hers for what feels like hours. You move into the kiss her, and she leans forward as well. You are about to kiss when suddenly the Grill gets up, shouts "Alright! Now this is what I'm talking about!" And stomps off into the distance. Atmosphere Break! Mystia decides to go off looking for a new grill/stand, since she obviously can't use her old one anymore.
> Have a charisma faceoff with Remilia, only ending in a charisma break for one of the two of us.
2: You Charism-off against Remilia, Mistress of Fate. Oh no! You forgot to extend your pinky finger when you drank your tea! You've already lost!
>Proceed to look for my bed, because, well, I woke up in some random field with my pillow, so... I'll annihilate anyone who gets in my way ( ^^)b
3: You go and search for your bed, annihilating any faeries in your path. The fairies become more agitated, and shoot back. After a minute or two of this, you run into the Stage one boss.
> Go to Heaven/Bhava-Agra/The place Iku and Tenshi live in, and ask Iku to help me become a Dragon Youkai.
2: You make your way to Bhava-Agra and find Iku. After asking how you can become a dragon, she slaps you with an open palm. When you ask her why she slapped you, and merely replies "It's important to Discipline children who should know better."
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Woot, free time.
>Grow black, feathered wings that I can use to fly.
Roll to Dodge!
1: The entire forum breaks at the seems and each thread unravels. Everyone that has ever posted here loses their memory of which, and continue their lives never knowing each other. Everyone has lost.
.......
Wait wut?
>Use the Death Note to somehow kill Fightest before he unravels the time space continuum. I'm a Death God, so I can mess with the time space continuum too, right?
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>Interrogate the Stage One boss with as much force as is required. Don't forget to smile! :]
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If we haven't all lost:
> If she's gone, then that means the source of the problem can be dealt with! Look around for a hammer.
If we have all lost:
> Go to college, ready to take notes at the percussion workshop.
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This is what I get for missing a single update.
> Possess Fightest, stop this madness of niceness and reality-warping.
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Yes. Yes. YES!!!
I gots me a phantom body! I'm back baby!
>Wave farewell and head over to Alice's empty house.
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Roll to Dodge! 4: you recruit several lawyers, and dive into Yukari's dream easily enough. Using their power, they manage to talk Yukari into not forming the Barrier. It was suppose to be her biggest project, and launch her into fully learning about her abilities, but now she has decided it's a terrible idea. As a result, She doesn't learn mastery over boundaries, and Gensokyo does not get formed. Youkai begin to die off as humans continue to industrialize, and the very strings that brought the Touhou Project into existence no longer form. Maidens of the Kaleidoscope must Roll to Dodge this completely lack of existance.
Roll to Dodge!
1: The entire forum breaks at the seems and each thread unravels. Everyone that has ever posted here loses their memory of which, and continue their lives never knowing each other. Everyone has lost.
umm ... I don't know what to do anymore :ohdear: I'll write up the rest of the update ignoring this, but, yeah.]
Oh hell no! This game isn't over because me, Mugetsu, Gengetsu, and everybody else says so!
>Negate/cancel the roll fightest had and continue the game by trying to get the sisters out the dreamworld
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> Make myself invincible to explosions so I can explode multiple times.
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> Attempt to dive into Yukari's mind and reverse what was done that caused Everyone to Lose.
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>Seeing reality collapse around, decide these last little bits of time are precious and stop beating around the bush and make a declaration of love for Yuuka. Before we all lose and turn into orange juice or whatever.
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> Get a apology gift for Chen.
(or if we lost?)
> Ponder what I've been doing for the past moments.
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> bitch please, time ain't got shit on the GOD OF CHESS. Advance our pawns to the opposing side and exchange one of them for a time machine. Use the time machine to go back in time, then take Yukari's place in forming the Hakurei Barrier that brought Gensokyo into existence.
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If we are still going on
>Acting eh? Or buying a new E-String...fuck that, I ain't turning queer and I ain't spending money! Speaking of money, try to get into a business agreement with Yukari over Gensokyo's fate~ (Take that as you will.)
If we all lost
>Stand on a rapidly dissolving cliff and shout NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as loud, long and sexy as possible.
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>Stand on a rapidly dissolving cliff and shout NO!" as loud, long and sexy as possible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECTYznP33so#t=5m08s
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>Hang out with Yukari.
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>Defeat the cause of non-existence the only way it can be fought. We have learned over a great deal of time that the only way to defeat a bad idea is to blow it up! And that is what Master Exploder is all about.
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> Convince Mystia to marry me (again). With this crazy upside-down world, who knows how much longer we'll both have? Best spend it with someone we love.
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5+1: You break the last of her shields and attack directly. Marisa is now lying on the ground unconscious.
Wut.
>Remove from her possessions her Mini-Hakkero and any other magical doodads, then hunt for Reimu.
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>Spin Hina-Style
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECTYznP33so#t=5m08s
*two thumbs up* :3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECTYznP33so#t=5m08s
You are brilliant good sir/madam >:D
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> Use Cartesian-Manipulation to time-port to just before Fightest had a(n)
Inceptionnondescript mind-control-type-thing performed on Yukari, and destroy Fightest with a Chromatiqa Pulse so that Yukari never didn't form the border. Also time-port back to present time afterward.
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3: You ask if she'd like to join, but she refuses. You ask Mugetsu to convince her, and after a short period of annoying sounds, Gengetsu agrees to help you with whatever. Gengetsu Joined the Party!
Now that I think about it, I can see it going something like this...
Me: Hey, Gengetsu, wanna join my new team?
Gen: No.
Me: Mugetsu, wanna convince her?
Mu: Alright I'll try.
-arguement scene-
Me: Uhh...
Mu: Come on, it'll be fun!
Gen: No.
Mu: For me?
Gen: No!
Mu: Please?~
Gen: I said no!
Mu: Fine, I'll go by myself, but if I die, it's on you!
Gen: ... Alright, alright! I'll join and help, but just so Mugetsu doesn't die on me!
Me and Mu: Yay!~
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> Go to Eientei
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I intend to get drunk every other action this game now. So for the moment:
> Recruit Suika to help "gather" more drinking buddies IaMP style.
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>Robot? *Psh* Build the ultimate vehicle, Super Bicycle, complete with 18 different bell chimes, and a bike rack on the back.
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> While maintaining the Gendo Pose, contemplate the progress of the other players and wonder why they haven't taken the sweet deals offered for tours around R'lyeh.
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Invent the Touhou series myself out of sheer coincidence, taking a moment to wonder what would have happened if someone else had beaten me to the idea of a Fantasy Kitchen Sink of Magical Little Girls.
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> Go find the nearest homunculli and rip the stone out of their chest.
I'm too lazy for Alchemy :V
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Uh. Whoops. Hey, at least I did something, unlike you jokesters going around smooching loli ass.
> Grab everyone who comes back in time to try to stop me before I destroy the world, pacify them with puppies and kittens, and go further back in time. We need to find the origin of Youkai and alter them so that they are more responsive to change and are able to adapt to the fast-developing humanity.
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Assuming everyone else manages to stop Fightest:
>Keep going with Orin, when finished ask where her family is
Assuming not:
>Ask Orin if she wants to see her family during our final moments as the Gensokyou starts collapsing
Those two rolls of six caught me completely off guard, I don't know what to write to not make this extremely akward, better be a little vague (I can always blame the dice :3)
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Hey, at least I did something, unlike you jokesters going around smooching loli ass.
Says the non-Stand using mookus majorus. >=[
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> Prevent Blitzer from stealing the Hakkero.
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I'll just leave this here for later, since we missed each other:
[#touhou-meido] Zakeri: where did my -3 come from :<
You attempt to alter the rules of the game, but then...
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Says the non-Stand using mookus majorus. >=[
You ain't got no Stand either, hoboman. Let alone a body!
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oops I haven't been attending this much recently.
>Accidentally punch a bus so hard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QljeiPwHD8I) it accidentally phases through multiple dimensions into the waaayyy past and accidentally runs over Fightest's mom before Fightest was born.
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>Use the Death Note to somehow kill Fightest before he unravels the time space continuum. I'm a Death God, so I can mess with the time space continuum too, right?
2: The Death Note will not affect those under 780 days old. Fightest is currently, but the standards set forth by god, technically Negative a bajillion days old.
>Interrogate the Stage One boss with as much force as is required. Don't forget to smile! :]
6: You give a witty banter with the boss, making sure to smile carefree like. After shooting her down, you smile and make a comment about how weak she was before moving onto stage 2. You do this with the stage two and three bosses, before the stage three boss finally gives you a hint of which direction you should be going. In this time, you've gotten 5 lives, and two extra bombs. Now comes that hard part.
> If she's gone, then that means the source of the problem can be dealt with! Look around for a hammer.
6: Without even taking a step, you arm yourself with a sledge hammer, and look up towards the house. It's time to ... repurpose this lumber.
> Possess Fightest, stop this madness of niceness and reality-warping.
2: you attempt to stop fightest and overtake his body, promising to no one in general that you will make sure to use it for un-peace-like things, but you soon run into a wall of having no real method of time travel at this point. You're not certain how everyone else is doing it.
>Wave farewell and head over to Alice's empty house.
5: You depart from Yuyuko's Mansion, and Hyakugokurou and reach the Forest of Magic. You stand now in front of a house. The house seems empty, and completely devoid of life around it. Wait, something flickers out of the corner of your eye. It appears to be a Dryad wielding a Hammer.
>Negate/cancel the roll fightest had and continue the game by trying to get the sisters out the dreamworld
4: You attempt to convince the parser to continue the game as if nothing happened with Fightest's roll, and for the sake of everyone involved, he does. You continue speaking with the Sisters of the dream world, safe in the knowledge that the game will continue, and the others are doing everything in their power to prevent the forum from disappearing.
> Make myself invincible to explosions so I can explode multiple times.
5: On your way to the SDM, you test out the gunpower in yourself, and stitch your soul into each of the pieces of fabric. You're very certain now that no matter how many pieces you fall into, you're able to pull yourself back together.
> Attempt to dive into Yukari's mind and reverse what was done that caused Everyone to Lose.
5: You enter Yukari's mind and attempt to undo everything the lawyers did to change her mind. You are unsuccessful, as they alter the words coming out of your mouth to make you look like the bad guy, even though you are correct. You then decide to play their own game, and use everything you've learned about lawyering against them. You yell "Objection," Slam the desk, point at the head lawyer, and blatantly state a fact that should have been obvious. The lawyers began to fidget, as Yukari suddenly shouts "That's right! I'm doing this for the Youkai!" Natural order has been restored
>Seeing reality collapse around, decide these last little bits of time are precious and stop beating around the bush and make a declaration of love for Yuuka. Before we all lose and turn into orange juice or whatever.
6: You leap out towards Yuuka and hug her, proclaiming your love for her. She puts her foot on your face, trying to kick you off, yelling "GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER." You manage to keep your grip on her.
> Get a apology gift for Chen.
6: You buy Chen a tuna fish, and tell her that you didn't mean to humiliate or offend her the way you did. You simply just wanted to talk to her. She acts coy about it, but you can tell she really appreciates the gift. She doesn't chase you off. After eating the entire thing by herself, you ask if everything's alright, and She hugs you as if she's known you for a while now.
> bitch please, time ain't got shit on the GOD OF CHESS. Advance our pawns to the opposing side and exchange one of them for a time machine. Use the time machine to go back in time, then take Yukari's place in forming the Hakurei Barrier that brought Gensokyo into existence.
1: You instead travel to what will be the End of Gensokyo, And take Reimu's place in ripping down the Barrier that brought Gensokyo into existence. That's way way into the future, though.
>try to get into a business agreement with Yukari over Gensokyo's fate~ (Take that as you will.)
2: After dealing with the lawyers, she decides not to speak with you or anyone else on such matters anymore. She refuses to cut any sort of deal with you.
>Hang out with Yukari.
1: You hang out with Kanako.
>Defeat the cause of non-existence the only way it can be fought. We have learned over a great deal of time that the only way to defeat a bad idea is to blow it up! And that is what Master Exploder is all about.
5: You kill all of the lawyers, (barely managing to miss Mystearious) and proceed to attack Fightest for bringing about the non-beginning of Gensokyo.
Roll to Dodge!
5: Fightest Swiftly backflips from the explosion, and lands a distance away.
> Convince Mystia to marry me (again). With this crazy upside-down world, who knows how much longer we'll both have? Best spend it with someone we love.
4: You meet up with Mystia again, you dances around the issue of the kiss, but you ask her if she's considered your proposal. She sighs, and thinks about it for a second, but then suddenly a light turns on inside of her. She brightens, thinking back to all the times you cared for her, and the trouble you've had communicating and how it all must mean somethings. She finally says "Yes".
>Remove from her possessions her Mini-Hakkero and any other magical doodads, then hunt for Reimu.
1: You decide to empower her with a special device, as a reward for fighting so valiantly. Vowing that you will fight her again when she is stronger, almost in a mentor like state of mind, you fly off, in search for random non-humans.
>Spin Hina-Style
6: Weather Warning Advisory, please shut down all doors and windows, and lock them. Hide in your basement in preparations for Hurricane demonbman.
> Use Cartesian-Manipulation to time-port to just before Fightest had a(n) Inceptionnondescript mind-control-type-thing performed on Yukari, and destroy Fightest with a Chromatiqa Pulse so that Yukari never didn't form the border. Also time-port back to present time afterward.
4: you successfully attempt all of this. I think.
Roll to Dodge!
1: after forcing the parser to unsuccessfully google and wiki the terms used in this encounter, the Parser suddenly shouts "okay, I give up." and locks Fightest into a padded cell until he can roll a six. Fightest has Lost!
> Go to Eientei
4: you hop on over. Reisen greets you.
> Recruit Suika to help "gather" more drinking buddies IaMP style.
6: You suddenly put out a call for anyone to come over to the Hakurei Shrine and drink the night away. You get many npcs to come over, and everyone do attempts to do something other than go to the Hakurei Shrine next update must (Non-fatally) Roll to Dodge! Distraction.
>Robot? *Psh* Build the ultimate vehicle, Super Bicycle, complete with 18 different bell chimes, and a bike rack on the back.
1: You instead customize the robot with a new coat of paint, some mud flaps, and replace the broken head with your old car. You also customize all of the controls to work with your assorted video game controllers.
> While maintaining the Gendo Pose, contemplate the progress of the other players and wonder why they haven't taken the sweet deals offered for tours around R'lyeh.
1: While no longer maintaining the Gendo pose, you contemplate your own progress, and wonder why so many people have bought into your ripoffs offering tours arounds R'lyeh.
Invent the Touhou series myself out of sheer coincidence, taking a moment to wonder what would have happened if someone else had beaten me to the idea of a Fantasy Kitchen Sink of Magical Little Girls.
1: You follow the Danmaku Shump craze, making your own special Spaceship shooter, but everyone laughs at it and calls it bland, and a rehash. In the meantime, history, in the middle of repositioning itself, recreates ZUN and his Touhou Project series, with which you then facepalm and wonder why you didn't think to use the idea of a Fantasy Kitchen Sink of Magical Little Girls.
> Go find the nearest homunculli and rip the stone out of their chest.
1: You order for Reagents online, and have then delivered to your atelier while you work on making a recipe for a Philosopher's stone.
> Grab everyone who comes back in time to try to stop me before I destroy the world, pacify them with puppies and kittens, and go further back in time. We need to find the origin of Youkai and alter them so that they are more responsive to change and are able to adapt to the fast-developing humanity.
1: You try to pacify everyone, but find you are too late when Bitz starts using words the Parser isn't even certain are words. You are now stuck rooted in place, and must Roll to Limbo!
>Keep going with Orin, when finished ask where her family is
6: ...And then they made you their chief. Orin is embarrassed when you ask to meet the rest of her family, as you're not the show-off kind, but you convince her to let you meet them. Satori and Okuu are out right now, but they should be back soon, she tells you. You don't know where the Koishis Koishi is. She could still be outside, but she probably left somewhere.
> Prevent Blitzer from stealing the Hakkero.
3: You begin to prevent Valkyrie Lupia from stealing Marisa's Hakkero, but are surprised when instead of doing so, he hands her a powerful amulet instead. "Ahh, I already have, like, seven of these." She said, dejectedly. "Here, you take this one, I've got too many to keep around the house."
>Accidentally punch a bus so hard it accidentally phases through multiple dimensions into the waaayyy past and accidentally runs over Fightest's mom before Fightest was born.
3: You nearly punch a bus so hard that it nearly phases through multiple dimensions into the waaayyy past, and nearly runs over Fightest's mom before Fightest was born. Too bad is wasn't horseshoes.
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>Enter the house and "liberate" a few non enchanted dolls.
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> Tell Alice her house is in danger and should head back immediately to deal with the perpetrators.
Oh by the way, this game is great. I can somewhat imagine how much effort your going through to think of all this, It makes me feel tired.
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> Get Koishi and anyone else around to play the best game of D&D the multiverse has ever seen
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>Ask Mugetsu and Gengetsu "Are you two able to exit this place?"
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6: You buy Chen a tuna fish, and tell her that you didn't mean to humiliate or offend her the way you did. You simply just wanted to talk to her. She acts coy about it, but you can tell she really appreciates the gift. She doesn't chase you off. After eating the entire thing by herself, you ask if everything's alright, and She hugs you as if she's known you for a while now.
(KEIKAKU DOORI...no not really)
> Pat Chen and find some legal money.
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AHHHH OH GOD
>Extreme High Note
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Hey, at least I did something, unlike you jokesters going around smooching loli ass.
Karma'd.
And my wife has a perfectly ample chest, thank you very much. She's just modest about it. >:|
> Bring Mystia to the Hakurei Shrine party to celebrate our engagement.
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6: You suddenly put out a call for anyone to come over to the Hakurei Shrine and drink the night away. You get many npcs to come over, and everyone [who] attempts to do something other than go to the Hakurei Shrine next update must (Non-fatally) Roll to Dodge! Distraction.
I hope some of you suckers are ready to join me. I am the best at generating Group Roll to Dodge! scenarios!
> Drink the night away at the Hakurei Shrine.
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>Consume sunflower seeds.
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>Ask Yuuka to go drinking at the Hakurei Shrine
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>Manifest a Purvis.
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> Now that the barrier is gone, lead Gensokyo into battle and take over the future world for the Youkai..
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Yes, that's just delightful. Aha~
>Proceed to clear the next stage or two, where I get to start actually figuring out what's going on! Because that's how it always works.
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Oh well.
>Grow black wings.
>Seduce Komachi (at the party?) and take her to the party.
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Blasted business ventures. I guess I just can't escape my true calling. A quest for the E-St...what's this, booze party?
>Screw this, off to get smashed at the party.
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>Rock everyone cause I'ma hurricane!
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> Uhh... go the the Hakurei Shrine. With Koishi, of course.
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>Attempt to materialize on the scene via a bolt of lightning.
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> Tell Reisen of Kilga's unfaithfulness.
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>bring Orin to the Hakurei party, hoping to meet her folks there
Right time to move on and do... stuff
also
Karma'd.
And my wife sis has a perfectly ample chest, thank you very much. She's just modest about it. >:|
Ditto
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1: Not Bike
Uses my green 2000 Toyota Tacoma as a cockpit? Redeemable.
>Heed the call of Beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yc7DBTbCkQ).
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> Right then! Kindly ask padded cell to let me out, there's a party one must attend, and one is running terribly late. The padded cell is welcome to come along, of course.
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> Grow frustrated at my poor rolling. Throw the parser against the wall and threaten it with violence if it does not offer a bonus to future rolls in compensation.
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That promises to end well. >_>
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> Mimick Kaguyas voice and yell "EIRIN, EIRIN, HELP ME EIRIN!", and ask Eirin if she wants to go to the shrine with me.
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> Grow frustrated at my poor rolling. Throw the parser against the wall and threaten it with violence if it does not offer a bonus to future rolls in compensation.
lrn 2 get on Tewi's good side :V
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Didn't see that one coming. o_O
> Drop the sledge hammer on Alice's roof and go to the party, but come back and pick up the hammer if energy begins to fade.
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> Watch the people go along with their normal lives from my travel agency.
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> Find the map to an evil beast's lair.
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> Go to the Hakurei Shrine with Yukari, while asking her if I could become a Dragon Youkai.
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That promises to end well. >_>
Whatever. If my experience with role playing games in the last 3 months have taught me anything, it's that dice hate me. Most games of luck do, actually. :|
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Whatever. If my experience with role playing games in the last 3 months have taught me anything, it's that dice hate me. Most games of luck do, actually. :|
We need to start a club. The last time I had any notable good luck was in Monster Rancher 2. My Monster got a Great! during training. Great!s are not rare at all. ;-;
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We need to start a club. The last time I had any notable good luck was in Monster Rancher 2. My Monster got a Great! during training. Great!s are not rare at all. ;-;
lrn 2 get on Tewi's good side :V
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*quoted text goes here*
I want to :( Not exactly easy.
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>Attempt to incapacitate Reimu.
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>Enter the house and "liberate" a few non enchanted dolls.
Roll to Dodge!
3: You are only able to resist the call of the festival just long enough to grab yourself a single doll, which you use for a body for the duration of the Festival.
> Tell Alice her house is in danger and should head back immediately to deal with the perpetrators.
Roll to Dodge!
6: You are overcome by a sudden feeling that Alice's house is in grave danger, and you warn her. You somehow manage to convey through charades the words "House" and "Crash", and that's all she needs before you and Alice zoom back towards the Forest of Magic.
> Get Koishi and anyone else around to play the best game of D&D the multiverse has ever seen
4: The group gathering at the shrine is growing larger and larger as you arrive. You pull aside a few people who haven't had too much to drink, and ask if they'd like to try out a game. After some of them agree, you pull out enough tomes to scare Patchouli.
>Ask Mugetsu and Gengetsu "Are you two able to exit this place?"
2: You stumble over your words a bit. They both glare at you, and you feel to embarrassed to actually ask. I mean, it sounds like a stupid question. "Well, whatever." One of the sisters says to the other. "Let's head to Gensokyo to make some mischief." After you hear those words, a portal opens, and the three of you appear before the Hakurei Shrine. There seems to be a drinking festival here!
> Pat Chen and find some legal money.
Roll to Dodge!
3: You Pat Chen on the head and she mews happily. You try to find some more cash, but instead you wind up following Chen who seems to have dashed off to the Hakurei Shrine.
>Extreme High Note
Roll to Dodge!
2: You're about to open your mouth, when Kanako senses something happening at the Shrine. "A ploy to get more visitors? This is suspicious. Sanae, this could be an incident." She says. The Green haired woman stands to attention, and they fly off together. You follow them, wondering if you should tell them this same incident was already solved long before they came here.
> Bring Mystia to the Hakurei Shrine party to celebrate our engagement.
5: You and Mystia arrive at the Shrine. The Festivities get under way, and somehow you manage to get the attention of a large portion of the crowd. Mystia is curious about what you're doing. You announce to the crowd that you and Her are going to get married. Surprized, she screetchs and holds her hands up to her faced. You can see she has the biggest smile on her face despite this. Random stage one and two bosses begin to surround Mystia, and they all start to gossip to each other. Mystia admits that it's all true.
> Drink the night away at the Hakurei Shrine.
3: You start sloshing a few of them back, but Suika for some reason keeps stealing your drinks when you look away. You can barely keep a buzz going.
>Consume sunflower seeds.
5: You appear at the Hakurei Shrine with a bag of sunflower seeds. munch munch. Happiness!
>Ask Yuuka to go drinking at the Hakurei Shrine
4: You ask Yuuka is she'd like to drink at the Hakurei Shrine. She struggles for a moment on how to convey that she does, but not with you. You take this moment of hesitation and capitalize on it as you drag Yuuka along. She looks clearly annoyed, but she hasn't hit you yet.
>Manifest a Purvis.
1: You can't even conjure a proper rough cut diamond. Also, Shrine'd
> Now that the barrier is gone, lead Gensokyo into battle and take over the future world for the Youkai..
3: You gather up the Youkai of the area, and lead them on a charge against the rest of the world. They follow their youkai creed and slaughter many humans. Reimu attacks you! She explains that the Youkai were suppose to integrate peacefully, and you have gone SO FAR beyond incident causing. Roll to Dodge "hax Sign [You Mother----er]".
Roll to Dodge!
5: You deftly manuver, and muscle for rank. Her spellcard breaks, but it's only the start.
>Proceed to clear the next stage or two, where I get to start actually figuring out what's going on! Because that's how it always works.
Roll to Dodge!
6: You have no time for parties of any sort! You're in the middle of solving an Incident, and no one quits until the incident is solved. You power your way through stage 4, being careful to dodge the waves of fairies. Suddenly, a Youkai with blonde hair, wearing a nightcap with a moon and carrying a large knapsack appears before you. She claims to be the Sandman. After successfully shooting her down, she explains that she was contracted to put everyone of the players to sleep, including yourself. She claims no responsibility for your sudden apparent here.
>Seduce Komachi (at the party?) and take her to the party.
5: You meet Komachi at the party, and attempt to seduce her. She's pretty drunk, so she seems to be going along with whatever you say just fine.
>Screw this, off to get smashed at the party.
5: You successfully drink your ass off at the party. You're pretty drunk right now. Kiro seems jealous.
>Rock everyone cause I'ma hurricane!
6: It's early morning, the Sun comes out. Last night was shaking, and pretty loud. Your cat purrs, and scratches your skin.
> Uhh... go the the Hakurei Shrine. With Koishi, of course.
4: You head to the Hakurei shrine and drink a few. You overhear another couple announcing there marriage. You glance around, but find Koishi is no longer with you. You search around, and see she's playing a game that involved a lot of hard-to-read looking books.
>Attempt to materialize on the scene via a bolt of lightning.
5: A Crash of lightning comes down onto the Stage of the Hakurei Shrine, and you stand there posing. You're met with a round of "Boring" and "Iku does it better" and "Are you going to dance?" like phrases.
> Tell Reisen of Kilga's unfaithfulness.
Roll to Dodge!
6: You hear something telling you to go to the shrine, but you safely ignore it. Your aim is to cause more trouble. You tell Reisen that Kilgamayan has abandonded her love and is going out with Mystia! She responds with "Who's Kilgamayan?"
>bring Orin to the Hakurei party, hoping to meet her folks there
3: You offer to take Orin to the Shrine, and she agrees. You take a shortcut that only Orin knows about, and reach the shrine early. You see Koishi and Koishi wandering around, when one of them heads off to play with a guy wielding several Grimoires. Orin tells you to look in a certain direction, but you don't see anything. She waves in the direction, and suddenly Utsuho leaps from the sky and lands in front of you. She doesn't appear to be wearing her third leg or other nuclear accessories.
>Heed the call of Beer.
1: You realize you have a problem, and join AAA.
> Right then! Kindly ask padded cell to let me out, there's a party one must attend, and one is running terribly late. The padded cell is welcome to come along, of course.
4: You attempt to join the festivities, but the padded cell apologizes, and says "Master told him not to move!"
> Grow frustrated at my poor rolling. Throw the parser against the wall and threaten it with violence if it does not offer a bonus to future rolls in compensation.
5: Your random bout of violence against the parser is blocked by an invisible wall. The Parser begins to form a Roll to Dodge! But thinks better of it, and calmly reminds you that if you're not happy with your rolls, or if you're worried you will roll poorly, you can always make commands with those results as the intention~
> Mimick Kaguyas voice and yell "EIRIN, EIRIN, HELP ME EIRIN!", and ask Eirin if she wants to go to the shrine with me.
6: You call Eirin from Eientei, and ask her if she'd like to do to the Shrine. She Agrees.
> Drop the sledge hammer on Alice's roof and go to the party, but come back and pick up the hammer if energy begins to fade.
5: You toss the Sledge hammer towards the house, and make your way to the Shrine. Alice appears just in time to catch it, thanks to Creepy Doll.S's warning. Luckily for you, the Hakurei Shrine is within the distance from the forest that your tree allows you to walk comfortably.
> Watch the people go along with their normal lives from my travel agency.
Roll to Dodge!
1: You watch the people go along with their normal lives, but all you can see are families happy and laughing together. You get extremely lonely, and move your stuff to the Hakurei Shrine to join the festivities and hope that there will be someone there you can hit it off with.
> Find the map to an evil beast's lair.
4: You ask around the Hakurei Shrine for a rare map leading to an Evil Beast's Lair. After asking random people, Tewi gives you a fairly well drawn map.
> Go to the Hakurei Shrine with Yukari, while asking her if I could become a Dragon Youkai.
4: You head to the Shrine and Ask Yukari about how to become a Dragon youkai. She chuckles, holding her fan before her face, and tells you the closest you'd ever come to it is asking "The Gate Guard" to train you, whoever she is.
>Attempt to incapacitate Reimu.
5: You strike against Reimu suddenly. She's extremely pissed off that the oni suddenly invited all of Gensokyo over to make a mockery of her shrine after she swept. She adds you to her rapidly expanding list of problems that need to be dealt with now.
Roll to Dodge!
5: You already got a pretty good first strike on her, and you keep up the offensive. She appears to be weakening.
Note: Anyone who rolled to dodge for attending the Shrine Party did not have boons, banes, or losses added to their status as a result of that roll.
Anyone who did not roll to dodge attending the party is to assume they are at the party now. With the exception of cranialCrustation, who's a few hundred years to late for the party.
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Ah crud, here come the party crashers.
>Realize I'm in trouble if found and head over to the Festival to blend into the crowd.
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>Ask Komachi if she'd marry me when she's sober.
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>Invoke stand abilities to explode all malcontents at the shrine gathering.
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>Mutter "bah", jump off the stage, and search for Lunasa Prismriver in an effort to get her to join me in ADVENTURING.
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(So i followed Chen and now im stuck in the party eh...)
> Sake?...Stand aside and watch the hilarity ensue.
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> Seek out Hanged Hourai with Alice and ask her(Your a her now or a it but not a he anymore) to join us in our quest to find out who through the sledge hammer.
Edit: Also, I never thought I'd get a six again after that one time :).
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>Get up and sing Karaoke!
"I met her in a club in old Touhou. We drank champagne and it tastes just like coca cola. C-O-L-A cola!
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance and I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said YUUUUKA. Y-U-U-K-A Yuuka!"
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> "Reimu, we can destroy the outside world. It is your destiny! Join us, and together, we can lead the Youkai and conquer the planet!"
TOUHOU WARS
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>Ask Parsee how much it would cost to have her shank someone.
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Wait, Last night was shaking, and pretty loud., What does that mean?
>Examine Cat
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>Unleash the SUPER SPAAAAAARK (http://duelmasters.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Spark) on Reimu's arms, leaving her unable to attack for the time being. Leave her alone until after the party.
So, this game was a surprise booming success.
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> Roll up characters for Koishi, Patchy, and whoever else is playing.
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Well, I see we have a party formed now. Now to choose active combatants and head out on the wor...oh, different party.
Anyways.
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The time has come!
From the raging fury of the frozen storms of the snow spheres
to the glass wastes of the living dead in the glowing hells.
From the green valleys, where the dragons fly proud for eternal years,
to the mighty citadels of the steel gods ringing heaven's bells.
I shall go on my for the string of yore,
I shall weave a tale filled with Eldritch lore,
I shall best the demons of eternity,
As I search for the E-String right now!
>Check pockets for E-String.
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> Kiss Mystia in front of the crowd of her friends.
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> Put money into the Hakurei Shrine donation box and make sure Reimu sees me as I am doing this.
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2: You stumble over your words a bit. They both glare at you, and you feel to embarrassed to actually ask. I mean, it sounds like a stupid question. "Well, whatever." One of the sisters says to the other. "Let's head to Gensokyo to make some mischief." After you hear those words, a portal opens, and the three of you appear before the Hakurei Shrine. There seems to be a drinking festival here!
*facepalm* Well that was a dumb idea... I think.
>Keep the sisters out of trouble
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welp :V
> donate some cash to the shrine and then enjoy the festivities
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> Help Koishi create overpowered D&D character that makes other players feel insignificant, hence winning the D&D game :yukkuri:
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>greet
Okuu Utsuho and ask Orin to introduce me
(yes I realise my actions are kinda tame, less risk of backfiring that way :])
This dual name bussines does get confusing doesn't it? well it worked out when theshim wanted to haunt me :derp:
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> Look around Eientei for reisen's panties to steal
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That is an excellent idea, parser.
After apologising to the parser and wishing it the best of luck in the future, do NOT attempt to conquer mankind and have them question their polluting ways, de geso.
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1: You realize you have a problem, and join AAA (http://www.aaa.com/scripts/WebObjects.dll/ZipCode.woa/wa/route).
Note: Anyone who did not roll to dodge attending the party is to assume they are at the party now.
You meant AA, right? Unless, Triple A drove Bob to the party because the construct did not operate.
>Cook delicious food for party-goers.
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> Express understanding of the padded cell's reasoning, and wish it a good day. Then kindly ask space to warp itself and bring the Hakurei Shrine party to the padded cell.
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> Strike up an intelligent conversation with Eirin.
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> Ask a random Stage-3-or-lower boss present at the party to be my friend. Excluding Mystia, because she'll be busy for a while.
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A~ha :3
>Stage 5 time. Stage fives usually involve fighting the big bosses lackey or at least someone quite knowledgeable about what's going on! Koolbeenz. I wonder if Zakeri is the final boss? Maybe Extra? Hmm.
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> Divine the authenticity of the map.
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>Realize I'm in trouble if found and head over to the Festival to blend into the crowd.
4: You float out of there as soon as you can, and are already well on your way to the shrine. Hopefully, they don't spot you.
>Ask Komachi if she'd marry me when she's sober.
2: You decide to wait until she's sober. That will take a while though, as the Sun's just setting and we all know that means the party is only starting.
>Invoke stand abilities to explode all malcontents at the shrine gathering.
5: Reimu explodes without warning.
>Mutter "bah", jump off the stage, and search for Lunasa Prismriver in an effort to get her to join me in ADVENTURING.
1: Not to be humiliated by people who are not even performing this night, you decide to break out your biggest dance moves. You just look silly as no music is playing.
> Sake?...Stand aside and watch the hilarity ensue.
3: You stand aside and watch as Chen gets roaring drunk
> Seek out Hanged Hourai with Alice and ask her(Your a her now or a it but not a he anymore) to join us in our quest to find out who through the sledge hammer.
5: You catch up with Hanged Hourai quite easily. She freaks out for a moment, but you explain to her that you want her to help you find out whoever tried to smash the house. Alice seems to believe it wasn't Hanged Hourai, and doesn't seem to mind that you tried to possess and take a single doll. Ultimately, it's up to Hanged Hourai, but then you wouldn't be Shanghai and Hourai.
>Get up and sing Karaoke!
3: You get up on stage with Thatsonnn Dedeguy, and provide a horrible, horrible tune for him to dance to. The result, instead of getting you both lauded, instead makes all of the drunk people laugh from the horribleness. You sort of feel prideful that you manage to entertain tonight.
> "Reimu, we can destroy the outside world. It is your destiny! Join us, and together, we can lead the Youkai and conquer the planet!"
3+1: "No. This isn't the reason I let down the barrier. The humans of the outside world came to me because they wanted to accept Youkai, and magic back into their lives."
>Ask Parsee how much it would cost to have her shank someone.
4: Parsee gives you a sidelong glance. She looks back and forth, then asks "You serious?"
>Examine Cat
4: It is black, with deep yellow eyes. There is a flicker of intelligence behind them.
>Unleash the SUPER SPAAAAAARK on Reimu's arms, leaving her unable to attack for the time being. Leave her alone until after the party.
6+1: You leave Reimu at the edge of the shrine, tied up in turtle shell bondage. Somehow, she has lost the ability to fight and move! Or, really do anything expect make inappropriate moans.
> Roll up characters for Koishi, Patchy, and whoever else is playing.
4: You roll up character sheets. Koishi rolls up a Druid is high Charisma, and boosts to diplomacy stats (Particularly Bluffing and Read intention). Patchouli rolls up a Human Female barbarian, and seems to be making a point of giving her character low intelligence and wisdom. Kaguya rolls up a Cleric, because every party has to have one. Youmu rolls up a Warrior, since she doesn't feel comfortable enough with the rules to take anything too advanced.
>Check pockets for E-String.
1: You head out on an Epic journey to search the four corners of the world for the elusive E-string. There is one in your pocket that you keep just in case the old one breaks, but it never once occurs to you to check your pockets.
> Kiss Mystia in front of the crowd of her friends.
6: You pull Mystia away and silence the gossip, making a show of kissing her. However, both of you have been drinking a bit much, and the Kiss goes on far longer than it should have. Well, far longer than it should have with people watching. The crowd goes into an uproar, egging the both of you on.
> Put money into the Hakurei Shrine donation box and make sure Reimu sees me as I am doing this.
3: Reimu can't see the donations box from where she is, and you don't see her anywhere you look either. You make a donation anyway. Somehow, you can hear Reimu giving off an erotic moan as you do. It must have been your imagination.
>Keep the sisters out of trouble
6: you make certain the Sisters behave themselves, as the three of you start drinking. For some reason, the two end up being rather quiet drunks, and it's hard to get them to do anything other than suck down another free drink.
> donate some cash to the shrine and then enjoy the festivities
3: After Seeing Kiro donate, you figure you'd best donate some of your profits as well. You make sure to donate everything Kiro donated, plus one. Somehow, you can hear an erotic moan from Reimu as you do so. After putting the last one in, you can hear her peaking. It REALLY must have been your imagination.
> Help Koishi create overpowered D&D character that makes other players feel insignificant, hence winning the D&D game
3: You try to help Koishi come up with a game breaker character, but don't get very far in the rule book to do so. You can only get as far as giving some advice, as using Charisma skills to gain advantages.
>greet Okuu Utsuho and ask Orin to introduce me
4: You greet Utsuho politely, and ask Orin to introduce the two of you. She explains Utsuho as her "Adopted Sister" By Satori, who takes in all sorts of Animals, and allows them to flower into youkai such as themselves. She then runs into the wall of not really knowing your name, and as She introduces you to her sister, she leaves a blank for you to add you name.
> Look around Eientei for reisen's panties to steal
4: They're in the drawer, third shelf, on the left.
After apologising to the parser and wishing it the best of luck in the future, do NOT attempt to conquer mankind and have them question their polluting ways, de geso.
3: You apologize on instinct, and wish him and the rest of the players their best. Afterwards, you manage to hold back a little on the urge to conquer mankind, but you do make a successful protest against pollution.
>Cook delicious food for party-goers.
5: You make Curry, Sushi, sauted fish fillet, and other such savory dishes to go with the various types of alcohol, and hopefully to sponge up some so people don't binge drink too much.
> Express understanding of the padded cell's reasoning, and wish it a good day. Then kindly ask space to warp itself and bring the Hakurei Shrine party to the padded cell.
5: You ask Space and Time to warp itself around you, bringing you to the shrine. A portal opens up around you, and you feel the fabric of time flowing around you. Suddenly, it halts for a moment, reverses direction, and you find yourself back in the Padded Cell. You ask Space and Time what happened, and it responds "I'm sorry sir, I almost completely forgot, you're suppose to stay here."
> Strike up an intelligent conversation with Eirin.
3: Eirin's not much of a good talk, outside of medication. You attempt to move the conversation to Alchemy by stating you can create medicine with it, but it sort of putters off when she says she only saw Alchemy as a tool to make the Hourai Elixer. You kind of stumble around each other's words as you both struggle to come up with a new topic.
> Ask a random Stage-3-or-lower boss present at the party to be my friend. Excluding Mystia, because she'll be busy for a while.
2: They're all off watching Mystia and Kilgamayan kissing. You decide against disturbing any of them.
>Stage 5 time. Stage fives usually involve fighting the big bosses lackey or at least someone quite knowledgeable about what's going on!
4: You lose a few bombs and lives during this stage, but not too much that you're worried about stage six. You fight Reisen briefly as the midboss. After passing her you make your way to the hallways of Eientei, and defeat a few bunnies. suddenly, A human dressed peculiarly (and holding a pair of panties) appears. You almost instantly recognize him. "So, I wasn't expecting another player to be the Stage five boss. Aren't you the one gifted with the manipulation of luck?" You start. "No, no." He replies. "I'm just gifted with the application of luck." "Application? What's the difference?" "Luck is luck. Whether it's good or bad doesn't matter. Everyone has good rolls, sometimes, and bad rolls. Just as long as you remember, everything that happens in this world has less to do with consequences, and more to do with luck." "I still don't get it, but... What happens when your luck runs out?" "Well," He chuckles "If I'm lucky enough, I'll have died before then, right?" "That sounds like cheating." "And since when have I been above that?" "Fair enough ... but you luck runs out here!" "No, You are mistaken. I have seen it in the fortunes! The Dice predict that I will survive!"
Roll to Dodge!: Pesco
4: The two of you fight on, but since this is Danmaku, nothing much was at stake. Pesco losses to battle, but suffers nothing more than clothing damage and the spontaneous appearance of a bandaid. "Okay, okay. Fair is fair. "Ha ha! Well of course I would win. I'm the protagonist. So, I take it since you're the penultimate boss, then of course the Final stage is... "Yes, of course. He and I are still bros, even after all this time. "I see. Where is he now?" "I don't know for certain, but the last I saw him was the same time you did. He was brought there by Drake." "Oh yeah, I remember that. Thanks." NeoSerela then sets off. Upon exiting the Eientei grounds, he sees that twilight has fallen on the land. He smiles to himself as he realizes that the first night since everyone's arrival to Gensokyo has just fallen.
> Divine the authenticity of the map.
3: You're not certain, but you think it's probably a fake considering who gave it to you. Then again, what if she gave it to you realizing you would assume she was lying?
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>Screw it, get drunk with Komachi. Hope I don't kill anyone in the process.
>Kill NeoSerela's stage 6 boss with my Death Note before they meet.
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> Search for a Yukari and...
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>Search for a missing Reimu
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> Put up The Horns. m/
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>Dramatically finish the dance, then go down to the Underground and turn Parsee's bridge into a Monty Python Bridge of Death.
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I was gonna drink again, but this bears some deeper exploration.
> Grab a fistful of coins, put my hand deep into the Hakurei Shrine donation box, and drop the money in.
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>Team up with Alice and Creepy Doll and head to the festival to find the culprit.
(Yeah! Doll team up!)
Wait, since I'm a doll, can I still talk?
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> Kick Bitz out, he's not playing. Meanwhile, get the game on!
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> "But what happens when the outsiders start denying youkai to the verge of extinction again? What makes you so sure it won't happen all over again? Besides, it's not like we'll be easily forgiven in the first place; there's simply no turning back after doing something like this."
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I am torn between continuing my conversation and cutting in on Patchouli's twinkery.
Unfortunately I only really know about one of these!
>"Considering it. There's one or two that might deserve it, and there's someone messing with the future that could probably stand to be interfered with..."
Then again, I'm not supposed to know that, either, am I?
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xD Poor Fightest
> Motion for Yuuka to get up here and start singing "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey.
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> Give Hanged Hourai the same ability as me for infinite explosion.
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> Train cat to become Battle Partner
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> Kick Bitz out, he's not playing. Meanwhile, get the game on!
Oh, ya meanie.
> Use the [SolTech Qu.A.N.T.U.M. dtModus] to create just enough refined antistrings in [Mysterious Stranger]'s body to cause him to instantaneously disintegrate but not disintegrate anything else in the vicinity.
> Assert that I am staying with Koishi no matter what.
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>Interrupt the kiss so that Mystia and Kilgamayan are embarrased.
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I hope that's soda you're making me drink! Yay, less work for me!
>Grab a giant plate of food and eat it next to the sisters, still keeping them out of trouble. If they want some, share it. Meanwhile, start thinking of a plan to solve an incident that's either going to happen or already happened.
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> Take a few rabbits with me to the party.
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4: You greet Utsuho politely, and ask Orin to introduce the two of you. She explains Utsuho as her "Adopted Sister" By Satori, who takes in all sorts of Animals, and allows them to flower into youkai such as themselves. She then runs into the wall of not really knowing your name, and as She introduces you to her sister, she leaves a blank for you to add you name.
Oh you! (only got myself to blame ::))
>"Ah right I never did tell you my name did I? I'm Okuu, or Brokuu, if you like :)"
Bah I have such trouble phrasing stuff like this :/
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> Express appreciation for the padded cell's dedication to its work, and mention that that is indeed the reason why the Hakurei Shrine party should be brought here. Not only will it ensure that I will not leave the padded cell, but also provide the padded cell some good company, as it seems to be a bit of a lonely sort.
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>Flex
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> Strip tease time!
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Stupid romance, always interfering with things
> Go look for Reimu and see if there's anything I can help out with.
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>Try once more to manifest a Purvis
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The horizon beckons for the warrior's pride,
a pride of lions who into battle will ride
together, as one, heart and soul joined,
until victory they minds anoint!
A lion's pride, riding across the savannah!
A lion's pride, a sight to behold!
A lion's pride, burning with fierce anger!
A lion's pride, evil's end untold!
>Try to get as many party members as possible from the player base.
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:3c
>Final boss time!
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> Screw it. Lets follow the map anyway.
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>Manifest psychic powers by drawing a third eye on my chest.
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Sheesh, why did everyone try to party crash the chains I liked best?
>Kill NeoSerela's stage 6 boss with my Death Note before they meet.
2: Zakery. Wait, I meant Zackery. No, wait, Zachery? Umm ... Zakeri! ... What do you mean that's just a screen name!?
>Search for a missing Reimu
5: You find a Shrine Maiden behind the Shrine. She is tied up in a provocative position and making weird noises. Suddenly, she screams. You're not entirely sure if you should touch her yet.
> Put up The Horns. \m/
4: You make a random cool gesture, and Mystia catches it out of the corner of her eyes. She suddenly laughs, but doesn't know why. This breaks the kiss, and you laugh as well. You're having a good time together.
>Dramatically finish the dance, then go down to the Underground and turn Parsee's bridge into a Monty Python Bridge of Death.
2: You trip and fall off the stage. Glowing red from embarrassment, you take off and head for the Underground.
> Grab a fistful of coins, put my hand deep into the Hakurei Shrine donation box, and drop the money in.
1: You take a Swig. Even if it wasn't just your imagination, you're going to make certain you think it was. You finally get a good buzz rolling.
>Team up with Alice and Creepy Doll and head to the festival to find the culprit.
1: You wander off on your own. Almost everyone is at the Festival, so there's probably some good loot where it's been left unguarded or something along those lines.
> Kick Bitz out, he's not playing. Meanwhile, get the game on!
6: You throw Bitz as far away from the group as you can. This catches him by surprise, and he's not prepared to take the resulting fall. Boy, is it just me or is the ground everyone's worst enemy?
Roll to Dodge! Bitz
5: You safely float off, though. You get a little annoyed, and march back.
> "But what happens when the outsiders start denying youkai to the verge of extinction again? What makes you so sure it won't happen all over again? Besides, it's not like we'll be easily forgiven in the first place; there's simply no turning back after doing something like this."
2: "Yes, you screwed it up for everyone. Where did you even come from? I can't suddenly replace the barrier so soon after I finally bring it down! That's why you need to be punished!"
Roll to Dodge! cranialCrustation
2: You're caught off guard as she suddenly bursts out a lunatic style pattern. She seems very serious about bringing you down. You barely dodge the talismans, but she suddenly warps behind you and uses her Gohei to smash you to the ground. You are injured.
>"Considering it. There's one or two that might deserve it, and there's someone messing with the future that could probably stand to be interfered with..."
1: You feign complete ignorance of what the other players are doing, even though I type out everything they do in the thread for everyone to see. What will happen will be a complete surprise to you and them. Either that, or it will be IaMP with Sanae added.
> Motion for Yuuka to get up here and start singing "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey.
3: You ask Yuuka to come up stage and sing with you after Thatsonnn leaves. You succeed as far as getting her up there, but she refuses to sing.
> Give Hanged Hourai the same ability as me for infinite explosion.
3: You teach Hourai how to reform after exploding. Hourai, after mastering this ability, leaves without thanks.
> Train cat to become Battle Partner
2: It appears it would rather sit by your side, and watch you read old novels.
> Use the [SolTech Qu.A.N.T.U.M. dtModus] to...
... :ohdear:
> Assert that I am staying with Koishi no matter what.
Phew!
2: You make your way back to the party, but see that Koishi is fine playing the game without you. You think it might be a healthy alternative to try and talk to someone else, instead of being clingy.
>Interrupt the kiss so that Mystia and Kilgamayan are embarrased.
1: You congratulate Kilgamayan and Mystia on their happy marriage after they finish laughing. You might as well, since you missed your chance to interrupt the kiss.
>Grab a giant plate of food and eat it next to the sisters, still keeping them out of trouble. If they want some, share it. Meanwhile, start thinking of a plan to solve an incident that's either going to happen or already happened.
5: You grab some food from one of the chefs. Mmm, he really knows how to cook a fish, doesn't he? In the mean time, you try to consider what sorts of incidents the three of you could go on to solve. The Parser would suggest something, since you rolled a five, but he can't really think of anything appropriate for you.
> Take a few rabbits with me to the party.
3: All of the Rabbits that wanted to go have already left. None-the-less, you head to the party anyway, and mingle with them.
>"Ah right I never did tell you my name did I? I'm Okuu, or Brokuu, if you like :)"
3: Orin almost spits out her drink, but manages a "pffth." and a gulp. "B...Brokuu." She manages to say. "R-right." Utsuho looks really puzzled. "Huh? What a coincidence?" She asks innocently.
> Express appreciation for the padded cell's dedication to its work, and mention that that is indeed the reason why the Hakurei Shrine party should be brought here. Not only will it ensure that I will not leave the padded cell, but also provide the padded cell some good company, as it seems to be a bit of a lonely sort.
3: Not one to give up, you masterfully invert your perception to bring the Shrine over here. Unfortunately, before you could put in effect the plan, the padded Cell realizes that it would have to move the rest of Gensokyo, the rest of the planet, and so as not to disturb anything, the rest of the universe as well. It gets cold feet at the idea of moving the universe.
>Flex
3: You pose for all of the women, but they seem more interested in your cooking than you. They seem to think you're just joking, and bragging about your culinary skill.
> Strip tease time!
2: You are surrounded by youkai of the opposite sex that egg you to take more off. Assuming your sex is "Female."
> Go look for Reimu and see if there's anything I can help out with.
4: Oh look, she's behind the Shrine. fancy that. Another player is here watching her. You're not certain what you should do, or if he's got it covered, or even if he's the culprit.
>Try once more to manifest a Purvis
2: You barely manage to Manifest a Destiny. You don't even make it to the western edge, either.
>Try to get as many party members as possible from the player base.
1: You strike off alone, as a manly man would!
>Final boss time!
4: "Aha! So it was you!" "You caught me." "Somehow, I knew it would be you at the end of all of this!" "And what made you think so?" "Umm ... because you're the game master?" "Who else would be responsible for your journey to this land?" "Right! So now I just have to beat you, okay?" "You misunderstand. Who exactly is responsible for your journey?" "Didn't we decide it was you?" "I just put everything in order. I'm just the one who keeps this world running. Even the Youkai and Human you met before no longer have to worry about sustaining this." "You're not trying to blame me, are you?" "Yes, you choose to come here of your own will. In truth, you could have returned to your bed at any time. In fact you might have already." "I see. I'm only here because I choose to." "And why do you choose to?" "Because ... *smile* It's fun." "I'm glad to hear that. That was the whole reason I set this up." "So, does this mean we don't have to fight?" "I'm afraid it's too late to avoid it. The Dice alone have brought you to face me, and the Dice alone with decide your fates. I, who currently wield those fates. I am the most powerful foe you can face in this spire of destiny."
"Now, sleep beneath the Heavens!"
"Now, sleep beneath the ground!"
Roll to Dodge! Neo Serela
4: You lose a few lives, and deathbomb a lot, but you have a good grove going by the end of it. You manage to capture the Final Spell card without any trouble. Neo Serela has Won
The end Credits scroll by. A screen pops up. "Thank you for playing! You return to bed, but there is still one more dream! Extra mode is now unlocked." Congratulations, For a 1CC clear.
> Screw it. Lets follow the map anyway.
5: You follow the lair. It leads underground, past the Bridge, down the Street, and off to the side just before the Palace of Earth Spirits. It doesn't seem to be anywhere people visit much.
>Manifest psychic powers by drawing a third eye on my chest.
4: You pull out a magic marker and draw a cute little eyeball on your chest. When I say magic marker, I mean enchanted. It works, and you now have basic mind reading abilities.
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(I know im probably being a goodie goodie with this but...)
> Free Reimu from the ropes restraining her.
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>Slip into the party and explode on the stage.
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Blah.
>Find out who the boss of this 'Extra stage' is.
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Blah.
>Find out who the boss of this 'Extra stage' is.
Error: You have not unlocked Extra with this character yet.
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> Insist that we all drink (yes, even Youmu and Patchy) as part of the game.
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<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
>Time for a wonderful dream in my bed. Extra Stage...!
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What, fine.
>Wait until Komachi sobers up and propose to her.
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>Manifest a Purvis.
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>Defeat James K Polk in the next election. We'll teach that fucker about manifesting destinies >=[
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> Teach Mystia how to swallow other people whole. It's about time she turned the tables on everyone else.
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>Use my body to shield everyone from the exploding doll
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> Activate spellcard "Pawn Sign [En passant]"
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Yum! :D No incident? Hm...
>Use Icemilk magic to find an incident happening in Gensokyo right now.
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> Look for Nitori at the party and discuss with her the possibility of starting a bus tour business
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GAH!
Fury of the storms, raging 'cross the land!
Icy wastes of sorrow, frozen home 'f the damned!
Face me now you terrors, face my holy scorn!
Go accept my peace now, lest you all be tooooooorn...
ASUNDER!
Asunder I shall tear your souls!
Asunder I shall tear your hopes!
Asunder I shall rip your world,
if you choose to defy me!
Asunder I shall tear your skulls!
Asunder I shall tear your dreams!
Asunder I shall rip you all,
until none is left of reality!
...or something.
>Head for the Northla....wait a second, I am male? Oh well, Northlands.
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> Get Hanged Hourai back here so that we could find the culprit.
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>Slip into the party and explode on the stage.
All players that attempt pointless PK must be brought to justice!
> Use the [SolTech S.O.U.L. mtModus] to capture [Hanged Hourai]'s soul and Dissipate-ify it, thus losing him/her from this game.
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> Do a barrel roll.
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> Slip Reisen's panties into Kilga's posession in such a way that Mystia can only misunderstand it.
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pffffff :] win
>*look back and forth betwen them confusedly* "Coincidence? huh? what?....unyu
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> Calmly assure the padded cell that the Universe is only as large as it wishes it to be. Considering that the concept of the padded cell only exists when it is able to hold something inside it, it is entirely able to perceive the Hakurei Shrine party as the only thing in the Universe, bring it here, and be happy. It's not like anything outside matters, anyway.
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>Turn Parsee's bridge into a Monty Python Bridge of Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTuojHso3YA) complete with three questions and flinging people into the abyss.
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> Well, if he's untying her, then he's obviously not the culprit. Assist him!
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> Slip Reisen's panties into Kilga's posession in such a way that Mystia can only misunderstand it.
Why are you trying to ruin my fun? :|
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Why are you trying to ruin my fun? :|
Kilga is my waifu :V
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Sort of win, I guess?
> Hack myself into the system of Gensokyo to change everyones sex to "Male".
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> Keep following the map.
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> Walk around the party, seeing if I can overhear any interesting thoughts in the heads of the people around me.
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> Free Reimu from the ropes restraining her.
3: You attempt to untie her, but are confused by a majority of the knots. you take one of the ice blades and start cutting them off, but you find it hard to control, and you worry about hurting her.
>Slip into the party and explode on the stage.
5: You make a grand entrance, and finish it by blowing yourself up. Several people duck out of the way, but many of them get hit.
> Insist that we all drink (yes, even Youmu and Patchy) as part of the game.
1: You tell everyone to put their drinks down and concentrate on the game.
>Time for a wonderful dream in my bed. Extra Stage...!
1: You go to bed, and instead fall asleep. You later wake up refreshed, yet hungry.
>Wait until Komachi sobers up and propose to her.
2: Still waiting.
>Manifest a Purvis.
4: You manage to summon Purvis' reanimated corpse, and proceed to patch it up. Psuedo-Purvis has joined your party!
>Defeat James K Polk in the next election. We'll teach that fucker about manifesting destinies >=[
3: You enter the next election, vying against James K Polk. You lead an ultimately unsuccessful campaign, but you steal many of the people originally voting for Polk, and the other candidate wins as a result.
> Teach Mystia how to swallow other people whole. It's about time she turned the tables on everyone else.
5: You teach Mystia how to swallow.
>Use my body to shield everyone from the exploding doll
5: You throw yourself onto Hourai to protect the others around her. Roll to Dodge! umm ... lack of raw willpower to survive that which typical can be survived?
Roll to Dodge! SilentW
6: You manage to contain the explosion successfully, and no one else it hurt. You can see the Scraps of Hourai pulling themselves together, and grab then to stop it.
Roll to Dodge! Hanged Hourai
5: The pieces snake together, around SilentW's grasp, and Hourai successfully reforms.
> Activate spellcard "Pawn Sign [En passant]"
5: Not one to be taken out so easily, you take out a spellcard and direct it towards Reimu. She's caught off guard, but manages to dodge most of the bullets. She is unable to counter attack.
>Use magic to find an incident happening in Gensokyo right now.
3: You attempt to find an incident using magical means, but you can't seem to find anything going wrong that hasn't been fixed or needs your help. You vow not to give up, however! You are on a quest to find a quest!
> Look for Nitori at the party and discuss with her the possibility of starting a bus tour business
1: Nitori come to you with some big business plans, but you dislike that she's attempting to chip in as a business partner at such a high rate. You try to negotiate profit terms, but come to the conclusion not to make the deal when you both realize neither of you will settle for 50% or less.
>Head for the Northla....wait a second, I am male? Oh well, Northlands.
3: You head north, pondering the Parser's ability to identify gender as a result of a faceless, semi-anonymous personality. Nothing happens much.
> Get Hanged Hourai back here so that we could find the culprit.
6: You whisk in and pull the newly reformed Hourai away from the crowd before she can attack again. You return to Alice, but many of the people caught that you were both Alice's dolls, and now Alice has a mob of angry drunkards after her. Sarcastically, She thanks the both of you for returning directly to her, and leading them as well.
> Use the [SolTech S.O.U.L. mtModus] to capture [Hanged Hourai]'s soul and Dissipate-ify it, thus losing him/her from this game.
3+1: You attempt to negate Hanged hourai's existence, but as Shanghai had pulled her away too soon, you couldn't land a direct metaphysical hit. You concentrate more, and manage a hit on your second try.
Roll to Dodge! Hanged Hourai
6: Hourai pushes Shanghai out of the way just in time, and fires a large Laser towards Bitz!
Roll to Dodge! Bitz
2: The Laser catchs you off guard, and strikes you square in the leg. Shanghai continues to pull Hourai away, and you lose sight of them both.
> Do a barrel roll.
4: You get another keg of beer out to help calm down the crowd.
> Slip Reisen's panties into Kilga's posession in such a way that Mystia can only misunderstand it.
2: You manage to slip Reisen's panties into Kilgamayan's possession. Mystia find thems, and Kilgamayan is confused. Suddenly, Mystia's eyes somehow light up, and she blushes. "Oh you!" She punches Kilgamayan playfully. "Isn't it too early to get me gifts like these?" Kilgamayan just chuckles and blushes. Then hugs her.
>*look back and forth betwen them confusedly* "Coincidence? huh? what?....unyu
3: You act confused and play dumb. You also Unyu. Utsuho Unyus at the same time. Orin turns away. Her face is almost as red as her hair!
> Calmly assure the padded cell that the Universe is only as large as it wishes it to be. Considering that the concept of the padded cell only exists when it is able to hold something inside it, it is entirely able to perceive the Hakurei Shrine party as the only thing in the Universe, bring it here, and be happy. It's not like anything outside matters, anyway.
6: You convince the Padded Cell that the universe only needs to be as big as it believes it to be. The padded cell is mostly confused, and in an attempt to understand what happens when you try this method of thinking, teleports the entirety of the universe into the Padded Cell itself. You rejoin at the Hakurei Shrine party with everyone none-the-wiser.
>Turn Parsee's bridge into a Monty Python Bridge of Death complete with three questions and flinging people into the abyss.
2: Parsee glares at you upon suggesting the idea. "What are you, stupid or something?"
> Well, if he's untying her, then he's obviously not the culprit. Assist him!
2: You see he can't undo the knots, and is using the blade. You try to help him, but find you can't do anything about the knots either.
> Hack myself into the system of Gensokyo to change everyones sex to "Male".
6: (http://i53.tinypic.com/2wf0j7r.jpg)
The Parser will now default to the male pronoun when referring to characters. Everyone in Gensokyo is now the wrong kind of gay.
> Keep following the map.
4: You travel deeper into the lair, and are surprized to find that it's somehow become brighter. You seem to have discovered an alternate world. Although, even though it's brighter, you have trouble seeing color.
> Walk around the party, seeing if I can overhear any interesting thoughts in the heads of the people around me.
3: It's hard to tell what the other players are thinking. the D&D Group seem somewhat confused, and disappointed about the drinks. Many people that were watching the stage seem frightened. It seems a large group of them left to chase Alice down. You can sense a psychic link between the shrine's donation box, and a woman lying prone behind the Shrine. You'll need to provide a specific target if you want more details.
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>Become the Harem@ster
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If at first you don't succeed...
> Keep trying to untie Reimu, trying to ignore the voices in my head that keep saying she he is very pretty handsome.
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(You know what...i refuse the male gendering bendings...)
> Return the Universe 2 how it was Originally.
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Lazy drunkards.
>Oh well, use some spare change buy as many upgrades as I can for my boat.
>Actually, untie Reimu. Don't forget to throw in some spare change into the donation box if I pass by it.
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If at first you don't succeed...
> Keep trying to untie Reimu, trying to ignore the voices in my head that keep saying she he is very pretty handsome.
Unfortunately, this counts against the rule of "Making actions with the same intention twice in a row." Sorry. Neither you nor Hero999 can attempt to untie Reimu again.
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Drat. Well then...
> Keep an eye out for whoever might have put Reimu in this situation. Perhaps the culprit will return to the scene of the crime!
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Everyone in Gensokyo is now the wrong kind of gay.
Hey. >={
>Jerk a thumb at Thatsonn and ask Parsee if he wants to give an example of his work.
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> The game must go on!
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>"Nope. You should really try it, though. It'll make the bridge a lot more interesting. Heck, I'll even take over for you as Bridgekeeper. So whaddaya say?"
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If Hero's action fails to turn Mystia back to 'female':
> Hack into the system of Gensokyo and turn Mystia's sex back to 'female'.
If Hero's action successfully turns Mystia back to 'female':
> Take Mystia into the Shrine Interior, away from prying eyes.
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Hooray for luck! Two 5's and a 6!
>Convince the mob that the real culprit went somewhere in the forest
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Hey. >={
>Jerk a thumb at Thatsonn and ask Parsee if he wants to give an example of his work.
Wait, who's giving the example?
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If Hourai's action fails
> Convince the mob that poor Hourai was just brainwashed by the culprit, and he's the one responsible for the explosion.
If Hourai action succeeds
> Let's get back to trying to find the culprit.
(Also, link to pic please) Oh wait never mind, I've seen it before.
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>Ask Yuuka where her boobs went
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Wow, it's like you're trying to die. >_>
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>Seek a cabinet position in President Henry Clay's new administration.
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(You people and youe Ifs... D:)
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Hooray for being on a quest for a quest! Does this mean that Mugetsu's a man now? :(
> Ask Mugetsu what Icemilk Magic really is and learn it when she (or he) sobers up
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Wow, it's like you're trying to die. >_>
Pishaw. I'm invincible, like The Tick.
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Pishaw. I'm invincible, like The Tick.
"Must... defy... laws of physics!" "Fight it, Tick! Fight that black hole!"
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Daww, I've always been a fan of Manhou.
Well, I know it'll cause some complications for some of you... damn waifus
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If Hero's action fails to turn Mystia back to 'female':
> Hack into the system of Gensokyo and turn Mystia's sex back to 'female'.
If Hero's action successfully turns Mystia back to 'female':
> Take Mystia into the Shrine Interior, away from prying eyes.
Pussy, true love knows no genders! :V
Anyways, too lazy to barf up a new verse like thing so...
>RANDOM ENCOUNTER!
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Wait, who's giving the example?
Parsee. Shanking. Hop to it.
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> Do a keg stand with the recently rolled out barrel.
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Parsee. Shanking. Hop to it.
... :<
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>Attack rdj522 and remind him that Reimu is an unreasonable bitch when it comes to incidents.
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> Ponder whether if/else commands are allowed, and what other types of conditional commands can be issued.
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Manhou will be a lot more interesting.
> Claim Kilga as my waifu, extravagantly.
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> Fly close to Reimu, then proceed to Tiger Uppercut her/his ass off.
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The Parser will now default to the male pronoun when referring to characters. Everyone in Gensokyo is now the wrong kind of gay.
:ohdear:
Time for a dual command!
If 999 or Kilga turns everyone back :
>Look around confusedly "Is it only me or did everyone turn male for a second?"
>To Orin:"Is it really that funny?"
If not:
>Shock at Okuu Utsuho suddenly being male, pat Orin on the back (assuming she's still suppressing laughter) "Orin Okuu just turned into me :o"
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6: You convince the Padded Cell that the universe only needs to be as big as it believes it to be. The padded cell is mostly confused, and in an attempt to understand what happens when you try this method of thinking, teleports the entirety of the universe into the Padded Cell itself. You rejoin at the Hakurei Shrine party with everyone none-the-wiser.
Oh good. This will surely turn out well.
> Drink to the Padded Cell's health, wonder what the Padded Cell feels like with its new perspective on things.
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So everyone is most everyone else is a roaring drunk male?
>Run in a circle so quickly the other players "drop the soap."
>Arm wrestling contest.
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Males, oh glorious males~ (Also, sauce on picture plz :V )
> Stop everyone and everything from turning everyone into females again.
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> awakens from a dream and attempts to fix breakfast :3
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Males, oh glorious males~ (Also, sauce on picture plz :V )
Is Danbooru:
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/277056[/nsfw]
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If 999 or Kilga turns everyone back
You do realize my command was only for Mystia, right? I don't give a shit about the other Touhous, they can all stay male.
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Quick! Someone ask Eirin for shady contraceptive pills for Mystia :V
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> Ask Marisa if he can sense any suspiciously large sources of magical energy.
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>Make a phone call to send a bunch of hoes to the Hakurei Shrine
>Ride my trusty steed bed to the party at the Hakurei Shrine
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> obtain food
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I'm tired and pre-occupied, and it quickly has become clear that I'm not going to be doing anything today, so I'll go ahead and be responsible enough to let everyone know that the next update will be postponed for until tomorrow.
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That's ok, I appreciate the time and effort you put into the game to make it so fun. You deserve a break after posting everyday since it started.
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*Insert RAEG here* :V
Just kidding, I agree with Hourai, this thing is fun and breaks aren't bad.
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Thanks for being so understanding, guys.
I tend to have issues with letting people I like down, so this means a lot to me :ohdear:
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Aww~ it's alright. You didn't let us down.
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Is it too late to post an action? I'm too lazy to read the entire thread. =P
> Appear out of warp pipe.
PS: Hope you get better soon, Zakeri. ^_^
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*insert big nooooooo here* jokes aside this thread is so great I'm not bothered that the update is postponed, as long as it's not killed :)
And
You do realize my command was only for Mystia, right? I don't give a shit about the other Touhous, they can all stay male.
bah that's what I get for not reading properly, I'd say the proper course of action is to turn yourself female anyway :V
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@Picture; DAT KOMACHI 'n EIRIN.
Thank you, Dormio~
Aaaalso, no worries. You can't be at your best every day, so you should take a break sometimes.
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I appreciate your effort for this and don't mind waiting. *Thumbs up*
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Is it too late to post an action? I'm too lazy to read the entire thread. =P
> Appear out of warp pipe.
PS: Hope you get better soon, Zakeri. ^_^
Well, since I got away with joining some time after the game had started....
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*insert big nooooooo here* jokes aside this thread is so great I'm not bothered that the update is postponed, as long as it's not killed :)
Andbah that's what I get for not reading properly, I'd say the proper course of action is to turn yourself female anyway :V
No, I rather like being male.
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No, I rather like being male.
Not if you're going to be my waifu :V
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If that happens I'll just stop playing.
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Kilga is so lame :<
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Kilga is so lame :<
I know right? :V
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Kilga is so lame :<
You're the one who wants to make this lame dude your waifu though :V
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You're the one who wants to make this lame dude your waifu though :V
Be learned (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,1519.msg56623.html#msg56623)
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Be learned (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,1519.msg56623.html#msg56623)
Ah.
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Be learned (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,1519.msg56623.html#msg56623)
I must admit I'm a bit of a closet crack pairing person myself. I'll look into this. XP
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>See Bitz looking sad that Koishi has left him, and attempt to disguise self as Koishi as a replacement. (Easier given the gender swaps, for sure. :V)
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>Attain vast Knowledge!
Hope you get feeling better Zakeri!
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>See Bitz looking sad that Koishi has left him, and attempt to disguise self as Koishi as a replacement. (Easier given the gender swaps, for sure. :V)
Gosh, now I have to roll to dodge thinking that you're actually Koishi.
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>Become the Harem@ster
1: You reject the idea of a harem, and stride to provide your love to only one woman.
(In reference to female to male change)> Return the Universe 2 how it was Originally.
6: In your attempt to return everything to normal, you quickly push the reset button. All Save data has been erased. All statuses are cleared and everything returns to how you all found it.
You wake up in a grassy field. Go!
>Actually, untie Reimu. Don't forget to throw in some spare change into the donation box if I pass by it.
4: There is no Reimu to untie. You do donate to the Shrine, which shocks her.
> Keep an eye out for whoever might have put Reimu in this situation. Perhaps the culprit will return to the scene of the crime!
3: Reimu is not in a situation that she does not enjoy. You do find Dormio is responsible, however.
>Jerk a thumb at Thatsonn and ask Parsee if he wants to give an example of his work.
5: You find Parsee and ask her to stab Thatsonnn. He shrugs and goes "Why not?"
Roll to Dodge! Thatsonnn:
2: You get a hole in the stomach, and crawl away. "Not bad," E-Nazrin says.
> The game must go on!
4: Error, Save File Corrupted. Restore? Retry? Fail?
>"Nope. You should really try it, though. It'll make the bridge a lot more interesting. Heck, I'll even take over for you as Bridgekeeper. So whaddaya say?"
4: Parsee does not know what you are talking about. She already is the bridgekeeper. She's still holding the knife.
> Take Mystia into the Shrine Interior, away from prying eyes.
5: You find Mystia and take her to the Hakurei Shrine. Reimu is currently outside, with two other people. You steal away inside. Mystia is worried about who you are and why you took her to the Shrine Maiden's place. She whispers a demand for why you did that.
>Convince the mob that the real culprit went somewhere in the forest
3: You fail to convince anyone that it was not you that exploded. Only because the mob doesn't exist anymore. You don't fail to prove you can't explode anymore.
> Let's get back to trying to find the culprit.
5: Find the Culprit for what?
>Ask Yuuka where her boobs went
4: You find Yuuka and ask why she doesn't have any breasts.
Roll to Dodge! SilentW:
6: You swiftly dodged the punch, as if you've already felt her moves before somehow, and rest your face onto her cleavage. "Oh, here it is!" you shout smoothly. She's too embarrassed to fight back anymore!
>Seek a cabinet position in President Henry Clay's new administration.
3: What are you talking about? Henry Clay never won the election. You fail to join his administration, but you applied anyway, and are now working under Polk
> Ask Mugetsu what Icemilk Magic really is and learn it when she (or he) sobers up
3: You head to the Dream World to ask Megetsu to teach you Icemilk Magic. She agrees to train you herself, and then sets you off to perform menial tasks like carrying buckets of water up the mountain.
>RANDOM ENCOUNTER!
1: You have a very peaceful day. Nothing extraordinary happens. You strum your guitar lazily.
> Do a keg stand with the recently rolled out barrel.
1: You have thoughts of drinking, but you are confused when suddenly there is all signs of alcohol suddenly disappear, and you sober up at an incredible rate. You take this as a sign that the gods themselves don't want you to continue your habits anymore.
>Attack rdj522 and remind him that Reimu is an unreasonable bitch when it comes to incidents.
3: You Dynamic Entry towards rdj522, but Reimu blocks it with a barrier Talisman that she throws behind them. "You might think she's worth helping, but remember, Reimu is always unreasonable!" You're not entirely sure why you said that.
> Ponder whether if/else commands are allowed, and what other types of conditional commands can be issued.
6: You realize that the Parser is considerate and understanding when it comes to making yourself clearer, and that these conditional commands are just ways of compensating for the fact that I only provide results on actions once a day. You also realize by the fact that you've lost your looks and abilities that none of the players have put enough conditions into their planned actions.
> Claim Kilga as my waifu, extravagantly.
5: you pop into the Hakurei Shrine under the guise of the fight starting outside. You jump onto Kilgamayan and claim him as your heterosexual life partner. Mystia is confused. "That's not what you brought me here for, is it?" She asks. Her temper is starting to show over her fear.
> Fly close to Reimu, then proceed to Tiger Uppercut her/his ass off.
3: You Dash into the fight starting between Lupia and the others, and attempt to uppercut Reimu. She does a backflip, and throws a large Talisman at you. You dodge it easily.
>To Orin:"Is it really that funny?"
2: You find Orin nearby and ask what she thinks is funny. "Your face" She replies unexpectedly. She then giggles like a little girl, and runs off.
> Drink to the Padded Cell's health, wonder what the Padded Cell feels like with its new perspective on things.
6: You drink a glass of wine and give cheer to the Padded Cell which no longer contains the universe. You know it feels much more experienced now, having if only for a brief moment, experienced everything happening inside of it at once. You can tell the Cell had enjoyed the moment, but realizes that it was not meant to hold the universe, but simply be a part of it. This is the last you catch before your powers of transcendence fades away into the reformatted universe.
>Arm wrestling contest.
1: You start a ban on Arm wrestling contests. Nobody cares, since they don't arm wrestle anyway. Just danmaku.
> Stop everyone and everything from turning everyone into females again.
6: you take this opportunity of confusion and change all of the females of gensokyo into males.
> awakens from a dream and attempts to fix breakfast :3
1: You go to sleep and dream about attempting to break dinner.
> Ask Marisa if he can sense any suspiciously large sources of magical energy.
5: You head to Marisa's house. "Hmm" his abs ponder out loud. "I did feel something just now, a change in the atmosphere. It doesn't feel dangerous, however." You imagine he might be referring to the fact that everyone changed from a woman into a man. Again.
>Ride my bed to the party at the Hakurei Shrine
5: it's not much of a party, but you appear at the shrine in your bed. You hold onto your pillow as you see two people attempting to fight Reimu and two other people.
> obtain food
5: You get something to eat. It is delicious.
> Appear out of warp pipe.
1: A warp pipe appears in the air, and deposits you into a pitfall. Lem Gambino-1
>See Bitz looking sad that Koishi has left him, and attempt to disguise self as Koishi as a replacement. (Easier given the gender swaps, for sure. :V)
3: You attempt to dress as a Male Koishi for Bitz' sake, after losing Koishi. He snirks at your attempt, and thanks you for trying to cheer him up.
>Attain vast Knowledge!
2: You start studying, but you can't really get a grip on what these books are trying to tell you. you decide to giv-I mean, "take a short break."
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:]. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilLaugh)
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>Sabotage the everloving fuck out of the Polk Administration
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> Grab a nearby branch and wield it in self-defense, making a note to retreat back to the not-maple-but-elm tree in the Forest of Magic if Blitzer keeps attacking and inflicts injuries.
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>Find suitable doll-sized weapons and outfit myself and Creepy with them.
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My Death Note... q_q
>Recover my save file.
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> Locate Nue and become her apprentice.
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>become the great mazinger
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Welcome back :)
>Reveal to Yuuka that I am The Tick
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(NOOOOOOOO dammit! My BLADES!!!!!!)
(and again...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its all males again!)
(and.... FFFFFFFFF completely denied)
> Gain the Power to control Voids.
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> Revert everything back to the way it was during the party.
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>Construct a TECHNOWALUIGI.
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> Re-make the universe to what it was just a little after I gave Hourai the infinite exploding ability.
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> Find a Mokou and be cynical at her.
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> Crawl out of pitfall before invincibility wears off.
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>...did I just lose everything I just did? Oh hell no. If I did, regain the hell out of that stuff; in other words, support Kasunagi's action to unreset the universe.
If I didn't actually lose my clear/Extra Unlock, then just regain the memory of having done so, if that was lost. If I haven't lost anything, for some reason, then beat up the people trying to beat up Reimu using my pillow.
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As long as I learn the Secret of
Mana Icemilk Magic! Wait, we left the party?
>Complete the tasks and ask, "Is there going to be a task where I have to defeat someone?"
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> Unlock Mystia's memories of the events that transpired from when I first appeared in the grassy field to how the party at the Hakurei Shrine was going right before the world was reset.
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Yay, conditionals time.
if (the_universe_is_unreset)
{
system("DRAMATICALLY KILL HERO999 FOR TRYING TO RESET THE UNIVERSE");
} else {
system("DRAMATICALLY KILL HERO999 ANYWAYS BECAUSE HE RESET THE UNIVERSE");
}
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Hurrah, all the other Bobs did not have a mass brain aneurysm.
>High-five all the other Bobs.
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>Fast forward time 9001 years into the future
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> Seduce Hina
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> look up towards the sky
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>Examine nearby timelines for mooks that need rolled.
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(whelp, unintentional screwing of certain people's lives)
(i feel like I'm becoming a wanted man :ohdear:)
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(whelp, unintentional screwing of certain people's lives)
(i feel like I'm becoming a wanted man :ohdear:)
Yeah nice work, pasthole.
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>Sleepwalks around his home while firing random projectiles everywhere
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>runs around Nameless Hill screaming 'Hermit!'
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> Go have a mental conversation with Satori about what just happened
Not-so fake edit: Can't be arsed to think of multiple commands now, and MoTK seems kinda unstable for some reason :V
Actually, if stuff does get un-reset
> Tear out the reset button, turn it into a yatagarasu and eat it
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Go break out an aquarium with the powers of love and justice now that I've taken on the persona of Koishi. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,1681.msg458730.html#msg458730)
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>Whip all the wild animals in the country into a frenzy of some undisclosed sort (Doesn't have to be a raging or breeding or feeding frenzy, do as you please with it.) by playing Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song.
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1: You have thoughts of drinking, but you are confused when suddenly there is all signs of alcohol suddenly disappear, and you sober up at an incredible rate. You take this as a sign that the gods themselves don't want you to continue your habits anymore.
In a sense, that's exactly what happened last night. Feels bad man. Get out of my head Zakeri.
> Organize a party tonight with plenty of alcohol.
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Global reset already? We're almost like DC comics! Zing!
> Fight everything.
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Global reset already? We're almost like DC comics! Zing!
> Fight everything.
Roll a 6 again :V
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> Attempt to figure out what's happening ?_?
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*joins the party since the game has been reset*
> look for Reimu and offer her the candies in my pocket so she'll take me in and train me to become a Hakurei priest :v
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> Manifest as Nu-13.
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>Sabotage the everloving fuck out of the Polk Administration
5: After quickly making the parser give up all hope for studying history, you screw up as many of James' plans as you possibly can. Mexico is a lot bigger for starters. Umm, and America doesn't do all the cool stuff they did. I have no clue.
> Grab a nearby branch and wield it in self-defense, making a note to retreat back to the not-maple-but-elm tree in the Forest of Magic if Blitzer keeps attacking and inflicts injuries.
5: You make your way to an Elm Tree in the middle of the forest. You successfully escape the situation.
>Find suitable doll-sized weapons and outfit myself and Creepy with them.
6: You find perfectly sized weapons for dolls. They are too small for you to use. You leave the house where you found them at. You are now in the middle of the forest of magic, with tiny lances.
>Recover my save file.
1: Error. Deleting system32
Roll to Dodge: Dormio
3: You decide to take it slow as you reinstall windows, again.
> Locate Nue and become her apprentice.
6: You take yourself away from the situation, and study on how to become an unknown.
>become the great mazinger
4: You gain the power to summon a giant robot
>Reveal to Yuuka that I am The Tick
4: You reveal to Yuuka in a swift movement that you are invincible, and that no matter now he fights you off, you will always persist. He somehow warms up to you.
> Gain the Power to control Voids.
4: You gain control over the void. Please use this power responsibly. The Parser takes no responsibility for tree-wizard related deaths.
> Revert everything back to the way it was during the party.
4: Everything I posted for the last update and a half is null and void. Including everything above this quote.
>Construct a TECHNOWALUIGI.
3: You decide to throw some parts together. It's incomplete, but it works. It makes a pretty good "Wah".
> Re-make the universe to what it was just a little after I gave Hourai the infinite exploding ability.
4: You don't make the race to reverting the world, but you do manage to erase Hourai's mistake of attacking the Shrine. Also, Hourai apparently got some new weapons for you. Somehow.
> Find a Mokou and be cynical at her.
5: SMokou's drunk, so Mokou takes everything you say with a laugh. You hit it off well. Patchouli takes over as the Dungeon Master. She's having considerably more fun this way.
> Crawl out of pitfall before invincibility wears off.
2: You respawn over another pitfall as you jump into the old world. Lem-1 again
>...did I just lose everything I just did? Oh hell no. If I did, regain the hell out of that stuff; in other words, support Kasunagi's action to unreset the universe.
If I didn't actually lose my clear/Extra Unlock, then just regain the memory of having done so, if that was lost. If I haven't lost anything, for some reason, then beat up the people trying to beat up Reimu using my pillow.
6: You regain your winning status, and keep it tucked safely away. Serela can now no longer unwin.
>Complete the tasks and ask, "Is there going to be a task where I have to defeat someone?"
1: You are not training to learn Icemilk magic.
> Unlock Mystia's memories of the events that transpired from when I first appeared in the grassy field to how the party at the Hakurei Shrine was going right before the world was reset.
4: The world has re-reset. Mystia loves you again.
if (the_universe_is_unreset)
{
system("DRAMATICALLY KILL HERO999 FOR TRYING TO RESET THE UNIVERSE");
} else {
system("DRAMATICALLY KILL HERO999 ANYWAYS BECAUSE HE RESET THE UNIVERSE");
}
6: You attack Hero999 Relentlessly
Roll to Dodge! Hero999
6: Hero switchly counter attacks by placing his blades before himself. Bitz is dashing towards the blades that will surely cut him!
Roll to Dodge! Bitz
6: Bitz falls low at the last minute, and uppercuts Hero999 with his mind!
Roll to Dodge! Hero999
3: Hero tries to roll away, but he feels a temporary fracture of frontal lobe, and is slightly dazed.
>High-five all the other Bobs.
2: Unfortunately, none of the other bobs survived the return of the universe.
>Fast forward time 9001 years into the future
6: You head to the future just to make a horrendously bad meme. Cranial Crustation and a future Reimu are fighting.
> Seduce Hina
5: You find Hina at the party and make passes towards him (everyone is still male, remember?)
> look up towards the sky
6: Reality continues to edit itself, and the Sky changes color repeatedly. Noticing all of the changes in the sky, you are now able to tell the different dimension apart from certain inconsistencies.
>Examine nearby timelines for mooks that need rolled.
5: The parser has no idea what "Rolling Mooks" is suppost to mean, but you search the varied alternate universes and collect a bunch of people that work as lower class employees for evil organizations.
>Sleepwalks around his home while firing random projectiles everywhere
5: Your home is now almost completely demolished.
>runs around Nameless Hill screaming 'Hermit!'
2: You sit down on the hill and watch the stars.
> Tear out the reset button, turn it into a yatagarasu and eat it
6: You eat the reset button, and gain the ability to destroy everyone's progress. What do you intend to do with this power, I wonder?
Go break out an aquarium with the powers of love and justice now that I've taken on the persona of Koishi.
5: You release all of the fish from the aquarium, and give them a nice, loving home in a relatively stressfree enviroment in the sea/river/lake of their need.
>Whip all the wild animals in the country into a frenzy of some undisclosed sort (Doesn't have to be a raging or breeding or feeding frenzy, do as you please with it.) by playing Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song.
6: All of the Animals of Gensokyo break out into their current running instinctual desire. Children everywhere are either scared, running for their life, or watching too interestly. You are now hated by parents everytwhere, as they try to get the government to ban your music as "The devil's music."
> Organize a party tonight with plenty of alcohol.
2: The party is already in full swing. You take a swig. Is a way, you failed, but in the end, you were happy. Somehow.
> Fight everything.
2: You continue your reign of peace ... peacefully.
> Attempt to figure out what's happening ?_?
2: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
> look for Reimu and offer her the candies in my pocket so she'll take me in and train me to become a Hakurei priest :v
1: You find Marisa and Steal some candy from him. He's impressed at your skill, and decides to teach you how to thieve for a living.
>Manifest as Nu-13.
2: You attempt to manifest as something, but you're still just a human.
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(Why do i feel i had the most rolls in one post about me)
(So it seems i have my ice blades AGAIN...with a bonus void powas)
> Shoot out Ice blades and make them cut the aggressive people.
Edit: (Well F- i just notice i got denied of my Void powers)
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> Convince Yukari to gap Renko and Maribel to the party so I can compare my hat with Renko's. Yay new females!
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I am so lost right now. What to do? What to do?
>Have Youmu and Reisen join my party
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> Hack into the Gensokyo server and switch Mystia and Yuyuko's stage boss numbers so Mystia is now a Stage 6 Boss while Yuyuko is a Stage 2 Boss.
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> Disappear into the shadows with Mokou.
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> Now that we've studied, become the Nue. Retrieve trident
and breasts
from chest.
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I am so lost right now. What to do? What to do?
I'm having enough trouble keeping up myself. I don't expect you all to keep tabs yourself.
/me sees everyone attempting to keep the powers from the second universe in the first one.
Though, I suppose you guys could try a bit harder yourselves, huh?
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1: You are not training to learn Icemilk magic.
Then what was I even doing?! Whoa, first 1 ever.
>Find some evil person plotting to destroy the Hakurei Barrier (No, don't make it me trying to destroy it.)
Edit: There, message fixed.
Edit 2: Wait, I'm not learning it anymore.
>Change into this person! (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7391.msg463843.html#msg463843) Hey, it's MY character, so I can.
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I'm having enough trouble keeping up myself. I don't expect you all to keep tabs yourself.
/me sees everyone attempting to keep the powers from the second universe in the first one.
Though, I suppose you guys could try a bit harder yourselves, huh?
Hey mang, you said I got in the Polk Administration ;_;
>Leverage the failures of the Polk Administration to defeat Polk in the next election.
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4: You reveal to Yuuka in a swift movement that you are invincible, and that no matter now he fights you off, you will always persist. He somehow warms up to you.
Hooray!
4: Everything I posted for the last update and a half is null and void. Including everything above this quote.
Gosh darn it.
>Reveal to Yuuka (and everyone in earshot) that I am in fact Really Really Big Man
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>Upgrade TECHNOWALUIGI to gain eye lasers, flight, limbs (if TECHNOWALUIGI currently lacks them) and a comfy chair for me to ride on it's head.
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I am so lost right now. What to do? What to do?
>Have Youmu and Reisen join my party
What do you mean your party :/
> Make my party of Me, Hourai, Alice (And Youmu and Reisan if they joined) immune to negative (according to me) effects of other players.
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What do you mean your party :/
Our?
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1: Error. Deleting system32
Roll to Dodge: Dormio
3: You decide to take it slow as you reinstall windows, again.
Hurr. I so smart.
>Take over Komachi's job as a ferryman.
4: Everything I posted for the last update and a half is null and void. Including everything above this quote.
Woot, does this mean I have my Death Note, job, boat, and money back?
>Get Komachi fired.
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Oh gosh, I countered a counter. :derp:
If I am dead:
> Undie.
If I had to Roll to Dodge an attack from Hero999 AND Hero999 is alive:
> Beat him up with the [SolTech Tele.K.E.N.E.S.I.S mtModus], throwing him all over the place until he's dead.
Else:
> Use Cartesian Manipulation to create a Mass Chronoanchor. Define Present Timeline to be the moment in time in the timeline in which most of the players are, at this moment in game-time, currently existing in. The Mass Chronoanchor will time-leport anyone that is not at the Present Timeline to the Present Timeline. All actions to move away from the Present Timeline will fail, unless a 6 is rolled. If that happens, the Mass Chronoanchor is broken, and the limitations upon the players imposed by this action are lifted. The parser will NOT have trouble with interpreting this action.
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> Document the various alternate universes by observing the sky
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>Gain immunity to magical girl attacks.
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1: You find Marisa and Steal some candy from him. He's impressed at your skill, and decides to teach you how to thieve for a living.
JUST AS PLANNED.
> Seduce Patchouli so Marisa really will end up with Alice.
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>Stop the universe resets for good, then reset it again.
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> Attempt to seduce Sara.
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The Devil's music, eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCkzBdCRQbA&t=52)
> Well I guess it's time to raise hell then! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2hgi-XbT0)
\m/ (-_-) \m/
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This is just like Mario! Keep moving, fall down a pit. Dodge that pit, fall into a different one. Who needs Kaizo Mario when the original was bad enough? :P
> Equip Cape powerup, use it to fly out of the pitfall and to the goal.
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Bobs! Porque!
>Obtain parcel of farmland by Squatter's Rights.
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Wait, we've un-reset? That means the Padded Cell is back!
> Invoke the belief that God created things in His image and turn every single building into a padded cell. And put everyone in straitjackets.
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That's really low Kilga. Deleting my post. from the entirety of existence. There was no way my action could have been missing.
> Apply luck so that Fightest becomes Kilga and Kilga becomes Fightest.
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6: You eat the reset button, and gain the ability to destroy everyone's progress. What do you intend to do with this power, I wonder?
That's gonna bite me in the arse soon enough isn't it? :ohdear:
>Screw making sense of the universe and take my sisbro Orin for a drink
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Maybe I should have been clearer. Oh well, at least they're not being dicks on minimum wage anymore.
>Have Parsee shank CranialCrustacean/Headcrabs
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> Sing a song for Hina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).
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If the re-reset put me back at the party, and I can attempt to free Reimu again:
> Attempt to free Reimu again.
If I can't attempt it again:
> Stand guard over Reimu so he's not attacked while he's down.
If I'm not back at the party:
> Head back to Alice's house to find his nailing hammer.
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>Awakens to find a destroyed home and screams before running outside without watching where he's going
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> Ascend to Godhood.
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>Defeat all other giant robot ententes with Great Mazinger
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>Fly my bed to the party with an awesome disco ball hooked up to it.
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> Shoot out Ice blades and make them cut the aggressive people.
3-1: You shoot the blades out, but you barely scratch anyone
> Convince Yukari to gap Renko and Maribel to the party so I can compare my hat with Renko's. Yay new females!
6: You convince Yukari to gap two random japanese people, but she gets carried away and somehow warps all of japan into Gensokyo.
>Have Youmu and Reisen join my party
2: What are you talking about? You already have another player in your party. That makes you, like, twice as strong as anybody else in here.
> Hack into the Gensokyo server and switch Mystia and Yuyuko's stage boss numbers so Mystia is now a Stage 6 Boss while Yuyuko is a Stage 2 Boss.
4: You give Mystia final boss status, and force Yuyuko to take up the stage 2 position. Of course, stage bosses usually only fight the protagonist, but it helps give Mystia confidence in himself. You realize something you forgot, and realize this four could have been put to much better use.
> Disappear into the shadows with Mokou.
5: You and Mokou fade away from eyesight, and she takes you to a quiet part ... of the bamboo forest.
> Now that we've studied, become the Nue. Retrieve trident from chest.
5: You equip Nue's weapon and chest since he's not using it right now!. You somehow retain the power you gained in the second universe as a result of the roll.
>Change into this person! Hey, it's MY character, so I can.
1: You do not become the person. You are still "Magic Devil".
>Leverage the failures of the Polk Administration to defeat Polk in the next election.
4: For the sake of clearity, let's assume you win the next presidency, regardless of who the previous president really was~.
>Reveal to Yuuka (and everyone in earshot) that I am in fact Really Really Big Man
1: You reveal that you are kind of small lad. Yuuka laughs at you. Not with you.
>Upgrade TECHNOWALUIGI to gain eye lasers, flight, limbs (if TECHNOWALUIGI currently lacks them) and a comfy chair for me to ride on it's head.
4: You accurately outfit your robot to include all of these things. You take a seat at the helm (where the comfy chair is).
> Make my party of Me, Hourai, Alice (And Youmu and Reisan if they joined) immune to negative (according to me) effects of other players.
5: You prevent all attacks on yourself and Hourai for the rest of this update.
>Get Komachi fired.
3: You report Komachi's actions to shikieiki. Komachi doesn't get fired, but as a reward for your vigilence, you are given high praise from the Yama of Xanadu.
>Attack Hero999 until he loses.
6: You will attack Hero999 Every update until the next time he loses. All other actions (with the exception of "stop attacking Hero999") will be ignored in favor of this.
Roll to Dodge! Hero999
4: Bitz cannot get any closer due to the flying blades.
> Document the various alternate universes by observing the sky
4: You create a chart of the sky, and travel to various universes, creating comparison charts. These would only be useful to interdemensional travelers though.
>Gain immunity to magical girl attacks.
4: Arashi can no longer attack Lupia.
> Seduce Patchouli so Marisa really will end up with Alice.
1: You make your moves on Alice, and as a Result, leave Marisa to Patchouli. Alice seems to like you better than he likes Marisa, and admits that you're better than him.
>Stop the universe resets for good, then reset it again.
5: You decide to stop all possible resets from happening, except for this next one. Of course, since the mod is trying to put his foot down on changes like these, the universe resets to the big bang. The game continues millions of years in the future, where these exact same events are now happening.
> Attempt to seduce Sara.
2: "This gate stays closed!"
> Well I guess it's time to raise hell then!
6: Satan is now attacking Gensokyo. And all of Japan, since they're here as well.
> Equip Cape powerup, use it to fly out of the pitfall and to the goal.
6: As you attemp to fly out of the pitfall, the entirety of the underworld rises beneath you. In order to prevent the pitfall from catching up to you, you raise yourself to heaven.
>Obtain parcel of farmland by Squatter's Rights.
4: You now own a farm.
> Invoke the belief that God created things in His image and turn every single building into a padded cell. And put everyone in straitjackets.
3: You envision that every building in the world is a padded cell. Since all of the buildings have the potential to be locked, they are like cells in a way. The inside of several buildings become much comfier and safer somehow as well.
> Apply luck so that Fightest becomes Kilga and Kilga becomes Fightest.
6: Kilgamayan is now at peace with the world and everything in it. Fightest is now slated to Marry a male stage six boss character that runs a lamprey stand that is currently serving for presidency. Who won?
>Screw making sense of the universe and take my sisbro Orin for a drink
1: You spend the next few hours of your life ignoring Orin and trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
>Have Parsee shank CranialCrustacean/Headcrabs
1: You arrest Parsee for shanking Thatsonnn Dedeguy. Parsee yells at you, saying that it was you who asked her to do that. You then realize that Thatsonnn dedeguy was never shanked in this world. As a result, she's let off since a crime was never commited. But now you're worried a crime will be commited.
> Sing a song for Hina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).
5: You Rickroll hina. She prefers spinning, but she doesn't mind rolling along with that.
> Attempt to free Reimu again.
4: You finally get the ropes off. It may have taken two universe switches and a few million years, but you did it. She thanks you politely, then sets off to attack Lupia.
Roll to Dodge! Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer
3: After your initial disappointment that what you said probably had nothing to do with how the Parser interpreted it. You realize that the parser is only human, and that you should probably me more clearer. As you think of this, you barely dodge a talisman flung towards you. You're off guard!
>Awakens to find a destroyed home and screams before running outside without watching where he's going
3: You wake up to find your house is apparently find. You only destroyed it in the other universe. You panic at the realization that your consequences don't follow your actions, and run outside without watching where you're going.
> Ascend to Godhood.
1: You decend to devilry. Or you would, if hell was still below you.
>Defeat all other giant robot ententes with Great Mazinger
4: In a heroic stand, you face towards Satan and prepare to launch yourself. You dash towards him, and he prepares for an impact. Since he is an organic being however, you dash past him, and crashing into TechnoWaluigi!
Roll to Dodge! Thatsonnn Dedeguy
6: You grasp hands with Anthony's Mazinger, and are pushed back. You activate TechnoWaluigi's sonic based attack! A Large "WAAAAAHHHH" echos throughout Gensokyo.
Roll to Dodge! Anthony
2: The machinery is highly effective against the tone resonating the parts, and the Mazinger is pushed away.
>Fly my bed to the party with an awesome disco ball hooked up to it.
4: Your bed practically is the party, as you show up with a disco ball attached. You move the bed onto the stage, and invite others to come dance.
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1: You do not become the person. You are still "Magic Devil".
DAMN IT!!! I wanna be Kinzoku Hisakata!
>Find Kinzoku Hisakata so I can add him to my party.
We practically act the same, so this should be fun.
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Well, at least I got praised.
>Ask for promotion to God of Death Gods. (Or whatever the appropriate title is)
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> Rock out with Mokou, noting that the parse as continued to refer to her as female, and therefore, she is.
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DAMN IT!!! I wanna be Kinzoku Hisakata!
>Find Kinzoku Hisakata so I can add him to my party.
We practically act the same, so this should be fun.
I don't see the point of that action, since you could just do things you think Kinzoku would. Changing your name is meaningless :V
> Rock out with Mokou, noting that the parse as continued to refer to her as female, and therefore, she is.
Damn, I missed something!
Oh well. The roll of the die will fix that, unless you're lucky enough.
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I don't see the point of that action, since you could just do things you think Kinzoku would. Changing your name is meaningless :V
I think I see what you're saying, but if I do change to Kinzoku, I get better magic powers and wings already made, that's why I wanted to.
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(well ASDHKASD stupid blitz is on my tail D: and he won't get off)
> Tell Yukari it would be interesting to start a Spell Card war in Gensokyo.
(You know where IM getting at :D)
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6: You will attack Hero999 Every update until the next time he loses. All other actions (with the exception of "stop attacking Hero999") will be ignored in favor of this.
Roll to Dodge! Hero999
4: Bitz cannot get any closer due to the flying blades.
THAT IS NOT THE COMMAND I POSTED, PARSER. I DEMAND YOU REINTERPRET MY ACTION AT ONCE.
If I lost this game:
> Unlose.
Else:
> Stop attacking Hero999.
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>Use Destructo Disc on Satan.
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>Open a yakitori stand
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>Gloriously deconstruct (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Deconstruction) Touhou memes by turning Gensokyo into a crapsack world.
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THAT IS NOT THE COMMAND I POSTED, PARSER. I DEMAND YOU REINTERPRET MY ACTION AT ONCE.
> Beat him up with the [SolTech Tele.K.E.N.E.S.I.S mtModus], throwing him all over the place until he's dead.
...And you rolled a six~
Action interpreted.
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> Invoke the power of justice to completely undo Pesco's previous action.
For the love of God, would you go bother someone else? I'm not trying to ruin the game for you, stop fucking trying to ruin the game for me.
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...And you rolled a six~
Action interpreted.
And to think I added that "until he dies" as a measure to make sure that you didn't go and say, "you never stated that you wanted to KILL Hero999, so he doesn't die." In retrospect, maybe I should've just said "kill Hero999" instead of "attack Hero999 until he dies."
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>Erupt Mount Fuji
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Actually, are me and Hourai still the same looking before the whole Gender swap?
> Get Marisa and Alice together, possibly causing pain towards KounRyuSui along the way for his actions.
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> Advise Satan to take on the form of a Tyrannosaurus
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O_O Wow, I got lucky. XD Not sure what to do now...
> Consult GameFAQs for next course of action.
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*shakes fist at dice*
> Find Orin who magically turned female and offer her up for a dance-off against Satan
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> Engage in an epic boss fight with Satan, summoning Jesus as my Persona.
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> Summon UFOs. Terrorize the countryside and abduct cows.
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1: You make your moves on Alice, and as a Result, leave Marisa to Patchouli. Alice seems to like you better than he likes Marisa, and admits that you're better than him.
JUST AS PLANNED.
>Get Nitori and Okuu to cooperate and make safe, nuclear-powered appliances and gaming consoles for my amusement.
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6: Kilgamayan is now at peace with the world and everything in it. Fightest is now slated to Marry a male stage six boss character that runs a lamprey stand that is currently serving for presidency. Who won?
I'll be borrowing this body for a bit, I can now fight!
> Gattai with Mystia and the lamprey stand and use an Ultimate Atomic Buster on Satan.
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>Hi-jack Serela's Flying Disco Bed and use it to eventually repopulate Japan with Bobs, while fighting off Headcrab Aliens from terrorizing Bipeds and Bovines alike.
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> Spin. Spin like no woman has ever spun before! Spin until the universe is spinning with me!
I AM THE SPINNER WHO WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
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Oh shit actual baddies
>Use Great Booster on Satan, and line it up to hit any other giant monsters too
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>Assault Satan and minions with TechnoWaluigi.
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>Break out accordion. Tribute. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4an3rpucSos)
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> Donate some money to the shrine, staying out of the way of the battles.
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Lost in a sea of rising darkness!
Fear and devotion meet again!
Lost within rhymes of mystic splendor!
Heaven is back to war with hell!
>Summon down the heavens to wage epic destructive war with Hell in this realm.
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> Go find Nazrin and confess my love for her
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> Require all future actions submitted to the mod to be in bold text with a double octothorpe (##) in front in order to be counted.
Nah, what a waste. Violence is upon us and violence shall be had!
> Learn how to shoot danmaku and use spell cards.
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> Engage in an epic boss fight with Satan, summoning Jesus as my Persona.
There, I have now modified my post into something more awesome.
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> Fight to save the land (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdXYuU_w_5Q)
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> Enter into an epic sword duel with Satan.
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＞Runs into a forest and past a bunch of trees
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>Invoke Presidential Privilege and break out Metal Wolf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Wolf_Chaos), use it to defeat Satan, whether he be Tyranno or not/
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I get better magic powers and wings already made, that's why I wanted to.
And who is to say you don't already have those? This game often rewards thinking outside the box you know.
>Find Kinzoku Hisakata so I can add him to my party.
1: You are afraid the mod may screw up Kinzoku's character if you add her as an NPC. You refuse to let something like that happen.
>Ask for promotion to God of Death Gods. (Or whatever the appropriate title is)
2: You are unable to think of the appropriate title, and as a result, your application is rejected. Our apologies.
> Rock out with Mokou, noting that the parse as continued to refer to her as female, and therefore, she is.
1: You chill out with Mokou. Mokou is still/now a man, baby.
> Tell Yukari it would be interesting to start a Spell Card war in Gensokyo.
2: Yukari blows you off and goes back to sleep, noting "Why do you all keep asking me to do stuff you could do yourselves, ya know?" Ran now stands guard to where Yukari went to sleep, not that you would know where that is.
> Stop attacking Hero999.
6: You successfully relent, hard enough that you are unable to attack anybody for the next update. Including enemy NPCs.
>Use Destructo Disc on Satan.
2: You attempt to slice Satan in half is a blade thin piece of energy, but you only manage to seperate him into two different identities. The second Satan, for clarification sake, refers to himself as "Hercule".
>Open a yakitori stand
6: You build up a new Stand with it's own grill. You start grilling chicken.
>Gloriously deconstruct Touhou memes by turning Gensokyo into a crapsack world.
2-1: You decide not to change the lighthearted nature of Gensokyo, as that would interfere with the peaceful nature of these lands. Not that they've managed to stay peaceful as of recently.
> Invoke the power of justice to completely undo Pesco's previous action.
2: You invoke the laws of nature, and justice in order to bring yourself back to your own body, but you only come off as self-rightious, using such reasons for a selfish thing.
>Erupt Mount Fuji
5: The long dead Volcano finally erupts, and causes a panic in japan. the panic has yet to reach the Gensokyo area.
> Get Marisa and Alice together, possibly causing pain towards KounRyuSui along the way for his actions.
5: You push Alice over the bush and she trips. She stands up and wonder where Ryusai had wondered off to, when she spots Marisa sitting at a new yakitori grill. She sits down at the bar, and is surprized to find one of her dolls expertly working the grill. Marisa compliments her work.
> Advise Satan to take on the form of a Tyrannosaurus
3: You try to convince Satan (and Hercule) to take a different form, like that of a large, ravenous T-rex. They agree they should change their form, but decide it would be better to fit the image of the world. They change themselves into little girls instead.
> Consult GameFAQs for next course of action.
2: The only advice people are willing to give in this game is "Try anything!"
> Find Orin who magically turned female and offer her up for a dance-off against Satan
3: You find Orin (who has not magically turned into a female) and suggest that the two of you go against Satan and Hercule in a dancing contest. He agrees, and you give an official formal challenge to them. Old Hell versus New Hell, Let's rock!
> Engage in an epic boss fight with Satan, summoning Jesus as my Persona.
6: You start up an epic turn based boss fight. Using the method of choice, you summon your persona, Messiah. You do heavy damage to the denizens of hell.
> Summon UFOs. Terrorize the countryside and abduct cows.
2: You begin your reign of terror when suddenly Future Reimu kicks you in the back of the head. Oh, crap, you forgot you were sent back to the future! Reimu rushes you again.
Roll to Dodge! cranialCrustation
5: You swiftly spin around, and using the momentum elbow her in the back.
>Get Nitori and Okuu to cooperate and make safe, nuclear-powered appliances and gaming consoles for my amusement.
5: You find Nitori working near the Moriya Shrine Reactor, and find out that they've been at it since SA started. You decide to join the efforts anyway, using your knowledge of the outside world to help where Kanako and Suwako can't.
> Gattai with Mystia and the lamprey stand and use an Ultimate Atomic Buster on Satan.
4: You and Mystia leap into the Lamprey Stand in an attempt to take control of it and use it to destroy Satan (and Hercule).
Roll to Dodge! Purvis
3: The Lamprey Stand is successfully taken control of, But it seems to be resisting your orders! Or is it? In either case, you attack Satan, and do some extra damage to them!
>Hi-jack Serela's Flying Disco Bed and use it to eventually repopulate Japan with Bobs, while fighting off Headcrab Aliens from terrorizing Bipeds and Bovines alike.
This counts as two actions, but I decided to ignore the second one because it doesn't do anything.
2: You make a valient attempt to steal the bed away from Serela, but the disco ball just puts you off, and you realize that you would do better to find a slightly different way to create more bobs. Even if only that slightly different way is finding another bed.
> Spin. Spin like no woman has ever spun before! Spin until the universe is spinning with me!
4: You do an excellent Twirl. Hina is impressed.
>Use Great Booster on Satan, and line it up to hit any other giant monsters too
3: You attempt to attack Satan, but the damage from TechnoWaluigi's attack leaves you open for attack by Hercule.
Roll to Dodge! Anthony
5: Thankfully, you're able to stop just short of the swing, and you uppercut Hercule with your good arm. Hercule flies back away.
>Assault Satan and minions with TechnoWaluigi.
3: You take the opportunity granted by Anthony to smash Hercule to the ground, but you too fail to notice that there were two Satans working together, and the original Satan pounds both of her(?) fists onto your robot.
Roll to Dodge! Thatsonnn Dedeguy
5: You grab Satan's fists out of the air with one arm, and grab her by the arm with your other hand. You fling her over your shoulder, but that proves ineffective as she simply floats back a bit. If only you could counter these two working together!
>Break out accordion. Tribute.
5: You perform an excellent rendition of the song giving tribute to the song that banished the devil. Satan just laughs at you. "Pfft, that guy couldn't even remember that blasted song he played."
> Donate some money to the shrine, staying out of the way of the battles.
4: You handily keep away from the battle, and donate to the Shrine. Reimu is too busy fighting at the moment to thank you properly, but you know she receives your love well. A Barrier appears around the Shrine, protecting it from the carnage along with you.
>Summon down the heavens to wage epic destructive war with Hell in this realm.
4: Using another Guitar rift, making careful not to play anything that needs an e-string, you manage to summon the Heavens down to wage epic war against Satan and Hercule.
> Go find Nazrin and confess my love for her
3: You decide to head off to the Buddhist temple, and ignore this whole heaven versus hell thing. You find Nazrin in the corner, and ask her if you could help her. She smells that you are practically made of money.
> Learn how to shoot danmaku and use spell cards.
4: Oh your silly. Everyone is given a short tutorial on how to make spellcards, and how to use them in a duel when you enter Gensokyo. How do you think people like the SA crew or the UFO crew, who were outcast from other societies, able to provide epic spellcard duels within second of their introduction to the protagonist?
> Fight to save the land
1: You realize there are no more heros left in man, and fall into despair.
> Enter into an epic sword duel with Satan.
1: Satan and Hercule do not use swords, so it is impossible to enter into an Epic duel. You see that the now descending angles however use broadswords for their weaponry, and so you choose to fight them instead.
Roll to Dodge! Kusanagi No Tsurugi
2: You are struck down by the Angels quickly, and branded as evil.
＞Runs into a forest and past a bunch of trees
1: You run into an empty field.
>Invoke Presidential Privilege and break out Metal Wolf, use it to defeat Satan, whether he be Tyranno or not/
4: You mount Metal Wolf, and Ride it into battle against Satan. You are now a spirit of peace inside a body marrying a male stage six boss, riding a lamprey stand that is serving president, that is itself riding a giant robot. The parser has trouble letting this go potentially unnoticed. You strike Satan, and she gives out a cry. Hercule absorbs Satan into her body, and regains her full strength.
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>Beat Satan/Hercule to death with Purvis' corpse.
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(Well that battle is getting amusing heheheh)
> "Heart of the Cards....GUIDE ME!, I SUMMON...NANOHA, THE WHITE DEVIL!"
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>Summon Mokou to help tag team fight Satan and Hercule
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>Team up with Anthony for a SUPER COMBO ATTACK if he's fine with it.
>If Anthony is not fine with it, then instead fire TECHNOWALUIGI's full arsenal of homing missiles at Hercule.
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Oh right, still missing the E-String.
>Perform holy and unholy necromantic rituals to bring back the snapped E-String as one from wherever the hell inanimate objects go.
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> Jam session with Mokou and Lunasa.
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> Smack Reimu over the head with our trident, Poseidon-style.
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2: You are unable to think of the appropriate title, and as a result, your application is rejected. Our apologies.
Stupidity strikes again!
>Snipe out Satan and Hercule with my Death Note.
Oh, Satan got absorbed.
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There is no hope ;_;
>Fight off despair
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>Invoke the powers of the Oval Office to enhance the powers of the allegiance against Satan and friends via the Light of Liberty.
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>Latch onto Hercule's back and yell, "Farewell Mr. Yuuka!" and self-destruct.
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> Engage in Mortal Kombat with the person who posts after me.
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MOOORTAL KOOOMBAT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-_Wuv8ZJXM)
Oh wait, does that mean I'm it? :getdown:
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MOOORTAL KOOOMBAT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-_Wuv8ZJXM)
Oh wait, does that mean I'm it? :getdown:
Seriously? You seriously didn't link this version? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBrFTDGjSVw)
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And who is to say you don't already have those? This game often rewards thinking outside the box you know.
1: You are afraid the mod may screw up Kinzoku's character if you add her as an NPC. You refuse to let something like that happen.
1) Wow, I'm stupid :derp:
2) Kinzoku's a girl?
>Find an evil person trying to do something... I don't know...Cruel or evil.
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> Enjoy some grilled chicken with Alice and Marisa, courtesy of Hourai.
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>Pass out free yakitori to all citizens of Gensokyo
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> Sits down in the field and meditates :D
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Summon the JUDGMENT upon Satan/Hercule and... uh... wait, I can't attack...
If I lost this game:
> Un-lose.
Else:
> Use Cartesian Manipulation to create a Mass Chronoanchor. Define Present Timeline to be the moment in time in the timeline in which most of the players are, at this moment in game-time, currently existing in. The Mass Chronoanchor will time-leport anyone that is not at the Present Timeline to the Present Timeline. All actions to move away from the Present Timeline will fail, unless a 6 is rolled. If that happens, the Mass Chronoanchor is broken, and the limitations upon the players imposed by this action are lifted.
I'm looking forward to a 1 or 6 for my action. I suspect the opposite of this action will involve sending everyone into random timelines, and a six would... well, I don't know what a six would do. Stop time, maybe?
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>Take initiative before everybody else and Hannibal Lecture (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HannibalLecture) Satan on how he's been a pathetic failure.
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Seriously? You seriously didn't link this version? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBrFTDGjSVw)
I didn't know it existed until now. =p
I don't keep up with these types of remixes. :V
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>Use power of farmland to fight off evil Harvest Moon style.
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If I lost this game:
> Un-lose.
Else:
I don't want to be rude, but this is starting to get annoying for several reasons.
1. I will tell you if you lose
2. Generally, you only lose if you get a 1 on a roll to dodge, or a 2 followed by a 3 or less within two turns of that 2.
3. I'm going to have to make a rule against one word commands if you don't at the very least try to come up with something interesting to put here.
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> Friendship finish the winner of Kiro/Yagokro mortal kombat
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Satan's powered up?
> Do the Fusion Dance with Kilga to realign our identities and unlock our true form!
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I get the feeling my dance off was hijacked
by ganon :/
>Head over to help Nitori with whatever she was doing, bring Orin if he wants to
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> Bargain with the outer gods for a new body! (I point out that the Rouge Angles Of Satin seem to be here, so why shouldn't they get in on the action.)
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> Okay. Summon Satan as my Persona. :3
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If Fightest's action does not work:
> Do the Fusion Dance with Fightest to realign our identities and unlock our true form!
If Fightest's action works:
> Hack into the Kilga/Fightest fusion and set it so that, upon defusion, Fightest will resume being at peace and Kilga will resume having Mystia be in love with him.
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Dammit.
> Head for the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
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Update May or May not be noticably late.
I will get it done before I go to sleep tonight so I can stay one track (read: not skip another day), but it's not my current priority.
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Oh whoa, I forgot to post an action yesterday.
> Contemplate the denizens of Gensokyo -- for some reason, they feel like they should be female, but instead they're all male...
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>Beat Satan/Hercule to death with Purvis' corpse.
1: You Beat Purvis's corpse to death by smashing it against Hercule. It's a good thing he's not using it.
> "Heart of the Cards....GUIDE ME!, I SUMMON...NANOHA, THE WHITE DEVIL!"
4: Using rules from one anime, you summon a character from a completely unrelated anime. Regardless of the poor quality of fanficship this would normally produce, Nanoha stands by your side, awaiting command.
>Summon Mokou to help tag team fight Satan and Hercule
6: You Summon Mokou and Shim to fight for you. theshim is curious how he got teleported so quickly, but Mokou seems to just roll with it, and delivers a flaming kick to Hercules backside.
>Team up with Anthony for a SUPER COMBO ATTACK if he's fine with it.
Anthony didn't object, so~
4: Waluigi's parts burst apart, as the Mazinger flies between them. The Mazinger folds itself, and the Parts of the TechnoWaluigi reattach to the Mazinger itself. It then uses a special combination attack: The Rust WAAAHHH. It does heavy soundbased damage to Hercule, but since he's not wearing any armor, it's sort of useless.
>Perform holy and unholy necromantic rituals to bring back the snapped E-String as one from wherever the hell inanimate objects go.
5: You somehow play your guitar so hard that the E-string unsnaps.
> Jam session with Mokou and Lunasa.
5: You combine your efforts with Mokou and Lunasa to create a jamming session loud enough to amplifie Anthony and Dedeguy's Rust Wah. Hercule is covering her ears trying to drown out the noise you're all making. It's working!
> Smack Reimu over the head with our trident, Poseidon-style.
4: You smack Reimu in the head successfully. She backs off for a moment, and starts to prepare a spellcard.
>Snipe out Hercule with my Death Note.
1: This goes way above your position as a shinigami.
>Fight off despair
4: You are no longer depressed! (?)
>Invoke the powers of the Oval Office to enhance the powers of the allegiance against Satan and friends via the Light of Liberty.
4: Using your presidential powers, you get the government working on various ways to increase your power and the power of those fighting against Satan/Hercule now.
>Latch onto Hercule's back and yell, "Farewell Mr. Yuuka!" and self-destruct.
5: You say your special farewell to Yuuka and deal a heavy explosion to Hercule. She shrugs it off like it was nothing, but Yuuka screams "Chiaotzu SilentW!" Yuuka is Now enraged, and attacking Hercule with all of his force.
> Engage in Mortal Kombat with the person who posts after me.
Oh wait, does that mean I'm it?
1: You offer Stein a peaceful drink. He accepts, and the two of you drink together.
>Find an evil person trying to do something... I don't know...Cruel or evil.
6: You try to find someone doing something evil (looking elsewhere than the shrine, of course) and you come to the conclusion that there really is no one doing anything. Suddenly, the thought crosses your mind that you need to trick someone into doing something evil, before you can finally step in and defeat them, claiming victory for justice. Yes, that would work perfectly, wouldn't it? You find an unsuspecting trickster nearby, and begin pinning some ... dastardly tricks onto him.
> Enjoy some grilled chicken with Alice and Marisa, courtesy of Hourai.
2: You attempt to eat the chicken before realizing dolls don't have mouths. This would go a long way to explaining why you can't talk.
>Pass out free yakitori to all citizens of Gensokyo
5: You hand out some food to the people of Gensokyo at the Hakurei Shrine Party. Many people thank you for it, and offer to give their respects to Alice.
> Sits down in the field and meditates :D
4: You sit down and think about all of the things that have happened to you in life.
> Use Cartesian Manipulation to create a Mass Chronoanchor. Define Present Timeline to be the moment in time in the timeline in which most of the players are, at this moment in game-time, currently existing in. The Mass Chronoanchor will time-leport anyone that is not at the Present Timeline to the Present Timeline. All actions to move away from the Present Timeline will fail, unless a 6 is rolled. If that happens, the Mass Chronoanchor is broken, and the limitations upon the players imposed by this action are lifted.
6: All of the players are thrown back to the Hakurei Shrine, at the time where Hercule is raising hell, and a majority of the players are attacking him. Headcrabs no longer has to fear Future Reimu's incoming attack. Additionally, Time Travel is forbidden in the future. Everyone will now travel at approximately one second per Second.
>Take initiative before everybody else and Hannibal Lecture (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HannibalLecture) Satan on how he's been a pathetic failure.
2: Hercule shows no remorse, and denies half of the things you're accusing her of anyway. Maybe you should have done more research first. I mean, you only really just met.
> Friendship finish the winner of Kiro/Yagokro mortal kombat
5: You join in and take a drink with Stein and Kiro.
> Do the Fusion Dance with Kilga to realign our identities and unlock our true form!
2: You attempt to fuse, but find out you can't perform the dance correctly. The key is to make the same motions as each other!
>Head over to help Nitori with whatever she was doing, bring Orin if he wants to
6: You and Orin go over to the mountain shrine and find Nitori working on some new technology. Together, the bunch of you finish the current project, and you help her bring the industrialization of Gensokyo that much closer.
> Bargain with the outer gods for a new body! (I point out that the Rouge Angles Of Satin seem to be here, so why shouldn't they get in on the action.)
1: They refuse you your body without even listening.
> Okay. Summon Satan as my Persona. :3
3: You switch personas to Satan, but quickly find out that most of your skillset doesn't work on Hercule.
> Do the Fusion Dance with Fightest to realign our identities and unlock our true form!
5: After practicing, you try one more time, and make a successful fusion! You are now "Kilgest" You are now Sitting in Purvis with Mystia again.
> Head for the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
2: You sit around and twiddle your thumbs.
> Contemplate the denizens of Gensokyo -- for some reason, they feel like they should be female, but instead they're all male...
4: You breifly entertain the notion that all of the people of Gensokyo would look and sound better if they were female instead. I mean, honestly, who names their son "Marisa"?
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Industrialisation heck yeah!
>Build a tank powered by nuclear fusion, complete with giga flare canon, klaxons, caution banners and an evil spirit gun (manned by Orin), name it The Okuurinkuu
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YAAAY MEDITATION !!!
>Cries because his life has been shit and in a blind rage begins firing lasers all around him
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1: You offer Stein a peaceful drink. He accepts, and the two of you drink together.
Fuck! Someone else try the Mortal Kombat thing. I want to see what Zakeri does with it with a 4 or higher.
> "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start" myself.
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> Try and get Alice and Marisa together with the help of Hourai.
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5: After practicing, you try one more time, and make a successful fusion! You are now "Kilgest" You are now Sitting in Purvis with Mystia again.
> With the vast amount of power at our fingertips, we kindly ask Time to fold in itself to bring every explosion that ever happened in the Past and Future into the Present and fire them at Satan. That'll keep everything nice and explosion-free barring this precise moment.
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> Go on a date with Nazrin
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Play The Best Song In The World.
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> With the vast amount of power at our fingertips, we kindly ask Time to fold in itself to bring every explosion that ever happened in the Past and Future into the Present and fire them at Satan. That'll keep everything nice and explosion-free barring this precise moment.
Hold up, I have an idea.
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1: This goes way above your position as a shinigami.
Death Gods should be able to kill other heavenly(hellish?) beings. Oh well.
>Take it easy on my boat, let the other people deal with the invasion from hell.
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*toasts Kiro and Pesco outside the game*
>Now, with the power of the guitar restored to full, unleash a fraction of its new potential to play a slow, sad song, that will summon even the Elder and Outer Gods to this realm, doing that voodoo, that you do, sooooo well!
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> Disco Power Nap.
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>Punch the sky, gain experience points!
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> Create a mask using whatever I can find.
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> Play a drinking game with everyone that they take a drink for every 1 they've rolled so far. If they take 5 or more drinks, they get a -1 to their next action.
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>Have Komachi ferry me across to see Yamaxanadu
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>Turn yakitori stand into a giant fighting mech, with Alice and Marisa manning the gun system
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> Summon trustworthy blue UFOs to steal Reimu's spellcard. Then proceed to use the spellcard against him/her.
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>Combine 5 random anim?/anim?s (whatever is the plural) into Gensokyo.
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(so....NANOHA!!!!!)
>Send the White Devil to starlight befriending breaker Satan and crew.
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> With the vast amount of power at our fingertips, we kindly ask Time to fold in itself to bring every explosion that ever happened in the Past and Future into the Present and fire them at Satan. That'll keep everything nice and explosion-free barring this precise moment.
[edit]
> THEN
> Turn our back to every explosion ever, casually toss our hair, wink at Mystia.
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>Coordinate attack efforts with Anthony, BECAUSE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES AND WE DON'T HAVE PRINCES. NOT EVEN PRINCES OF DARKNESS.
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>Join the battle of fighting duo loli satan, with my flying disco bed as my retro weapon of awesome!
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>Fuse with Satan
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>Fuse with Satan
I'm wondering what'll happen if an Accident occurs... :ohdear:
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I'm wondering what'll happen if an Accident occurs... :ohdear:
You get Sokar.
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I'm hoping for a 1 :3
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>Nah, tricking someone is too much work. I might as well just sit back and watch what the others are doing.
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You get Sokar.
...
Redacting my previous action.
>Be Dekar. Save the day!
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> List the statuses, powers, and inventory of all the players (i.e., whether they are President of the U.S. or fused or have ice swords or something) as well as all modifiers currently on the game world (such as the female->male thing which I think is still on, or my Mass Crhonoanchor).
Let's roll another six and torture the Parser :V
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> Summon Holy to attack Hercule.
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Previous action results?
>Acquire seeds from Aki Orchards.
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>Become Purvis
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>Continue laying smackdown on Hercule.
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>Build a tank powered by nuclear fusion, complete with giga flare canon, klaxons, caution banners and an evil spirit gun (manned by Orin), name it The Okuurinkuu
6: When did this become a gundum show!? And why are there two kuus!? Okuu, Brokuu, and Brorin pilot the Okuurinkuu together, on manning the navigation and evasion procedures, one manning weapondry, and Orin acting as commander, doing ... commandery type stuff.
>Cries because his life has been shit and in a blind rage begins firing lasers all around him
2: You think about all of the bad things that happen in life, but then you realize there are also good things, that make life worth living for. You can't help be feel somewhat at peace knowing that despite anger and hate, there is also peace and love.
> "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start" myself.
5: You now have 30 back-up clones in case you die.
> Try and get Alice and Marisa together with the help of Hourai.
3: Alice and Marisa sort of hit it off, but it doesn't go anywhere. The subject gets left behind, as it become apparent that Alice really isn't looking for a life partner. Marisa is more like an annoying co-worker than anything else.
> With the vast amount of power at our fingertips, we kindly ask Time to fold in itself to bring every explosion that ever happened in the Past and Future into the Present and fire them at Satan. That'll keep everything nice and explosion-free barring this precise moment.
1: Oh, this will be good. You attempt to compress time in such a way as every explosion that has, is and will ever occur strikes Hercule at once, and it works up to a point. It turns out, many of the explosions are from the hellfire and brimstone he's such accustom to. The end result is like hitting a Fire elemental with a fire spell. Hercule becomes even stronger.
> THEN
> Turn our back to every explosion ever, casually toss our hair, wink at Mystia.
3: You attempt to look badass by posing and winking to Mystia, who stares in awe. Then her expression changes to horror as she sees the explosion doesn't work
> Go on a date with Nazrin
1: You attempt to ask E-Nazrin on a date. He's too busy fighting Hercule to bother. You're pretty sure you got the wrong Nazrin anyway.
Play The Best Song In The World.
1: You play the worst song in the world. Mokou provides a vocal beatbox beat as you sign.
>Take it easy on my boat, let the other people deal with the invasion from hell.
3: You decide you've done everything you can for the mortal world, and return to ferrying souls across. There are more than usual, but not enough to cause concern. You relatively take the time to relax and let the boat stray, rather than pushing it.
>Now, with the power of the guitar restored to full, unleash a fraction of its new potential to play a slow, sad song, that will summon even the Elder and Outer Gods to this realm, doing that voodoo, that you do, sooooo well!
6: You accidentally use your full power, and summon all of the otherplanely planet eaters into Gensokyo. Hercule looks up and goes "Oh, shit no. I'm not staying here for this." Hercule is about to escape! The Angels are powerless to do anything.
> Disco Power Nap.
3: You catch disco fever and, like any other fever, lie down in bed and make certain to drink plenty of water. Achoo!
> Create a mask using whatever I can find.
1: You rip off your-you know what? I can't just bring myself to finish that.
Roll to Dodge! Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi
2: It really hurts after a while, but you stop. You don't know what possessed you to attempt it.
> Play a drinking game with everyone that they take a drink for every 1 they've rolled so far. If they take 5 or more drinks, they get a -1 to their next action.
6: You cause all of the players to take a few drinks, but because everyone was attending what until recently was a drinking party, everyone managed to get drunk. Everyone except Pesco will suffer a -1 penalty next update.
>Have Komachi ferry me across to see Yamaxanadu
2: Somehow, you are transported to Hyakugokurou. Yuyuko nods in your direction, knowing of the sacrifice you made. She brought you here knowing you would use the (not really a) secret passage back to Gensokyo. You don't get the chance to see the Yamaxanadu.
>Turn yakitori stand into a giant fighting mech, with Alice and Marisa manning the gun system
2: No. We have enough robots, and one of them is already a grilled foods stand. You can't have two of the same kind of robot appear like that!
> Summon trustworthy blue UFOs to steal Reimu's spellcard. Then proceed to use the spellcard against him/her.
2: You are no longer in the future. Please read more carefully.
>Combine 5 random anim?/anim?s (whatever is the plural) into Gensokyo.
5: Umm, crap. Well, I know Yugioh, Pokemon, Naruto ... I don't watch gundum but that would be an obvious choice considering... And ... Ouran Host club? God damn it, What the hell am I suppose to do!?
>Send the White Devil to starlight breaker Satan and crew.
5: Nanoha catches Hercule in her attempt to escape, and somehow encourages her to stay and fight for the planet's sake, because even if all of humanity dies, due to the rule of believing, She would die without humanity to hate her. Disregarding the logic that if she saves everyone, she won't be hated, she decides it would be best after all to help punch out cthulu.
>Coordinate attack efforts with Anthony, BECAUSE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES AND WE DON'T HAVE PRINCES. NOT EVEN PRINCES OF DARKNESS.
5: Seeing as the problem has somehow grown much, much bigger, you take even more drastic action. You nod to Anthony and Thatsonnn, and seperate from Metal Wolf. The parts of the stand that you current inhabit combine with metal wolf in a mysterious way. You complexly fold into it. Suddenly, the WaMazinger folds over, and the split pieces of the Metal Wolf/Purvis combination form together with the WaMazinger. Mystia, Kilgest, Anthony, and Dedeguy all take their place in the control room. They look at each other, and nod. "Ready" says Kilgest. "Ready" says Anthony. "Ready" says Dedeguy "Ready" says Mystia. "Ready" Says the lamprey stand, Purvis. Together, the four of them (Five? (Six!?)) coordinated their attack. Except, there's one thing Missing...
>Join the battle of fighting duo loli satan, with my flying disco bed as my retro weapon of awesome!
4: Suddenly, NeoSerela's Bed flies to the top of the newly created Machine, and somehow jams itself right between where the Shoulders are. NeoSerela drops into the trap door, and lands in a fluffy Commanders Seat. The bed turns around to reveal a face, and the Discoball opens up and surrounds the face of the bed, providing the Machine's Crown. This new weapon of destruction is finally complete.
>Fuse with Satan
5: Noticing Hercule has decided to fight with humanity, you offer to combine powers with her. She accepts. You're about the perform the fusion dance when suddenly, He tosses you a small, orange earring of some sort. At her instruction, she you put it on your right ear, and are surprised when an invisible force smashes your body together with hers. You are now SatanPX.
>Nah, tricking someone is too much work. I might as well just sit back and watch what the others are doing.
2: You try to give up, deciding it isn't worth it, but somehow on their own, the poor little thing starts getting lauded at for things it didn't do. You're not sure whether to take advantage of this or not.
>Be Dekar. Save the day!
3: Who? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dekar) You become Dekar, but somehow fail to save the day. In other news, people are going to have to start attaching some sort of wiki-link to their posts whenever they try to introduce a new character.
> List the statuses, powers, and inventory of all the players (i.e., whether they are President of the U.S. or fused or have ice swords or something) as well as all modifiers currently on the game world (such as the female->male thing which I think is still on, or my Mass Crhonoanchor).
Let's roll another six and torture the Parser :V
I knew it! I didn't say anything to be polite, but I knew it!
4: Attached is the document I use to keep track of everyone's current status and score.
> Summon Holy to attack Hercule.
1: You summon darkness to help Hercule SatanPX
>Acquire seeds from Aki Orchards.
3: You pick up a few autumn harvest seeds, but you're not sure if they've been blessed or not.
>Become Purvis
6: You manifest your body as the old body of Purvis, somehow, in order to take better control of the robot. The WaWolfMaPurvis gains even more power.
>Continue laying smackdown on Hercule.
3: You do not manage to attack Hercule, but you do manage to attack the current Threat with your new level of power. You begin charging your super. 20% ... 40% ... 60% ...
The indescribably evil, and fortunately so because I don't feel like adding a description, Incarnation of the Apocalypse attempts to devour the planet.
Roll to Dodge! Earth
3: In order to prevent the planet from being destroyed, the great defenders of earth fire their main weapon early, to stun the great creature. It backs off for a moment. Maybe they could kill the monster. It begins to consume again, but they're not ready to fire again. They try to charge anyway, despite having to ignore the cool-down time. 10% ... 30% ... Suddenly, SatanPX, as a free action, punches the Incarnation of the Apocalypse, and tries to push against it, holding it back from eating the world.
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What is this nonexistent document you speak of :yukkuri:
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>Launch super, angled to destroy both Incarnation and SatanPX.
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>Send out the call to my doll brethren (sisthren?) and summon an 'effin huge doll army
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I'm too nice to take advantage. But since I want to battle...
>Ask anyone in Gensokyo extremely politely for a danmaku training match.
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What is this nonexistent document you speak of :yukkuri:
Edited update with attetchment.
Attachment is altered to reflect the most recent update.
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>Take over Shikieiki's job, keep my old stuff though.
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> If there is any paper and a writing utensil within arm's reach, write Reimu a note detailing my condition, so that he knows not to linger around me for too long, lest he catch the FEVER. ...Oh, and to wash his bedsheets too.
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Dear Parser, you did not include all of the stuff I told you to. Oh well, I didn't roll a six, anyways.
> Use Cartesian Manipulation to retrieve the nondescript Spaceship from my Imaginaryspace, and fire all of its weapons at the Incarnation of the Apocalypse.
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> Engage in Mortal Kombat with the person who posts after me.
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>Summon Fate T. Harlaown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fate_Testarossa)
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>[s]Use POTUSTech: State of the Union Redress.
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> Time travel shit's complicated, yo. Retreat to the underground and hide in a box.
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>Engage in Mortal Kombat with everyone who posted before me
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I'm not mortal, how can I engage in Mortal Kombat?
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I'm not mortal, how can I engage in Mortal Kombat?
And I'm a devil. I don't think most of the players CAN engage in Mortal Kombat.
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>Reattempt to lecture Satan on his faults and cause a More Than Mind Control (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calosoma_sycophanta) situation.
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>Ride my Ghost Half like a mount down the not really a secret path.
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3: Who? You become Dekar, but somehow fail to save the day. In other news, people are going to have to start attaching some sort of wiki-link to their posts whenever they try to introduce a new character.
Dekar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAXSF4OLab4)
>Octo-strike. With the accordion.
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> Slap Yuyuko with a fish to see if it turns her on.
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Dear Parser, you did not include all of the stuff I told you to. Oh well, I didn't roll a six, anyways.
You'd need to roll an eight to get me to go back and write all those notes down.
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You ask me if I have a God complex?
>Fondly regard creation.
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> Use Cartsian Manipulation to get Bitz to start doing things that make sense. :V
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> Use the ultimate doll army to save earth from those who's only goal is to destroy earth and/or harm it's inhabitants.
Are me and Hourai effected by the penalty? I mean we're dolls and can't eat or drink.
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-1 on this update, eh?
>Forget about planting the seeds so that the Earth is not saved through the power of life-giving farming.
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> Set up a betting stall. SatanPx/Hercule 7:3, Everyone else 11:1
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>"This tank of mine glows with an awesome power, its nuclear roar tel(ry
>Charge that other mecha with NUCLEAR FUSION to defeat the threat against earth.
it's a tank dangit... Unyuu~ :<
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>Time to do what needs to be done, go collect every single buffalo nickle, carved into or not, in the universe.
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> Impassioned speech: "What we choose to do with our power makes us what we are! I will protect the hopes and dreams of the allies that surround me, that they may live in a brighter future! Man, machine and demon alike stand together as one, and if you choose to wield your power against us, we will break you apart with all our fury! For us! For Mystia, and for everyone in the Universe! Time-Space Shattering Gravity Collider Punch!"
> Punch every single point in space-time simultaneously with just enough energy to break its bonds with adjacent points of space-time. Then, with pinpoint laser shots, reassemble space-time to our whim, removing the Elder Gods from existence.
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re-rejoining cuz I'm on the list BV
>Load Road King's saddlebags with Hypnotic Absinthe, and some Blackfoot as well Michael Schenker Group LPs. Better get away for a while before I'm in this super robot horseshit too.
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> Find a mushroom to recover HP.
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Aww hell yeah. 8)
...-1? Hmm.
>Be ridiculously lazy and just tell everyone else what they should do to save the world, instead of actually helping directly.
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> Use Cartsian Manipulation to get Bitz to start doing things that make sense. :V
Cartesian Manipulation only manipulates space. Try using the Soltech M.I.N.D. tmModus or, alternately, Satori-powers.
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>Launch super, angled to destroy both Incarnation and SatanPX.
4-1: You send the robot's super out again to destory both SatanPX and the incarnation, but some force of bad luck/drunkness affects your aim. You barely scrape and weaken the Incarnation.
>Send out the call to my doll brethren (sisthren?) and summon an 'effin huge doll army
6-1: Somehow, you manage to pour energy into the other Dolls to follow you. Doll.S also finds the energy to summon more dolls under her power, and between the two of you and Alice, you are able to formulate your own army.
>Ask anyone in Gensokyo extremely politely for a danmaku training match.
4-1: You decide to test out your danmaku prowess. The only nearby target that isn't a fairy is the Rabbit mentioned earlier. You start a quick Danmaku duel with hm, and win after succumbing to a quick YASD.
>Take over Shikieiki's job, keep my old stuff though.
6-1: They said you could become anything. So you became Judge Ruling over Gensokyo. You keep the nifty boat and book, though.
> If there is any paper and a writing utensil within arm's reach, write Reimu a note detailing my condition, so that he knows not to linger around me for too long, lest he catch the FEVER. ...Oh, and to wash his bedsheets too.
4-1: You write a note warning Reimu and the others to avoid approaching you for the next day or so while you're recovering. The note is useless, though, since no one knows where your tree is.
> Use Cartesian Manipulation to retrieve the nondescript Spaceship from my Imaginaryspace, and fire all of its weapons at the Incarnation of the Apocalypse.
1-1: You attempt to resummon the Ship, but end up throwing it into another time by accident. You can't go back to another time to retrieve it either.
> Engage in Mortal Kombat with the person who posts after me.
1-1: Aw, heck, you're already funk as druck. What's another one?
>Summon Fate T. Harlaown
2-1: You already have a Nanoha character. If you're not going to do anything with her, I'm going to take her away. Nanoha has disappeared.
>Use POTUSTech: State of the Union Redress.
4-1: You make an epic, Governmental Speech and lay it thick over Gensokyo. Some people feel inspired to fight alongside you, but it doesn't seem to be very effective.
> Time travel shit's complicated, yo. Retreat to the underground and hide in a box.
2-1: You are moved by Purvis's speech, and you choose to stand and fight against the end of the world. Using your newfound powers of the unknown, you attack and help hold off the monster. Many Gensokyian follow you into pushing the beast back.
>Engage in Mortal Kombat with everyone who posted before me
1-1: You continue to hold back the end of the world. There will be time for group Roll to Dodge!es after you save the world.
>Reattempt to lecture Satan on his faults and cause a More Than Mind Control situation.
6-1: You manage to ingrain a feeling of heroic worship into Satan. Satan is slowly coming around to enjoying being a good guy.
>Ride my Ghost Half like a mount down the not really a secret path.
6-1: But you only have ghost halves. Regardless, you quickly float down the stairs, and jump the barrier
>Octo-strike. With the accordion.
2-1: You instead play a neat little song. You gain the effect: "Polka of Plenty" (5 Adventures)
> Slap Yuyuko with a fish to see if it turns her on.
6-1: It does! Fancy that. He also eats the fish.
>Fondly regard creation.
4-1: You glance across the world, and attempt to take credit for taking everything in an farce to boost your own ego.
> Use Cartsian Manipulation to get Bitz to start doing things that make sense. :V
5-1: You attempt to get Bitz to make commands that make sense, but due to the nature of this command, there'd be too many restrictions put on what Bitz could say to make it feesable. The Mod appreciates the sentiment, and gives you a plus 1 roll next update.
> Use the ultimate doll army to save earth from those who's only goal is to destroy earth and/or harm it's inhabitants.
You get drunk off of the atmosphere. Trust me, I saw it in a game once. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxL5U7ZJtCo)
4-1: You, Hourai, and Alice and Marisa (Since He's had some training in doll use, as well.) All reach the End Boss. You become the legendary Four Generals of the Forest Doll Army, and use your built up power to help the rest of Gensoky strike down against the Incarnation.
>Forget about planting the seeds so that the Earth is not saved through the power of life-giving farming.
1-1: You plant the seeds of the (somewhat?) Blessed garden of Aki. The plants grow quickly, and large enough to be handed out to the Gensokyians who have become tired from fighting. All actions next round fighting the Incarnation directly will be given a +1
> Set up a betting stall. SatanPx/Hercule 7:3, Everyone else 11:1
3-1: You set up the stall, but no one seems to be taking an interest in betting for some reason. That's totally weird, since fools will always give away money for hope.
>Charge that other mecha with NUCLEAR FUSION to defeat the threat against earth.
1-1: You attempt to strike the Incarnation on your own, rather than give your power to the large robot. Like everything else, you do add to the growing damage to the incarnation.
>Time to do what needs to be done, go collect every single buffalo nickle, carved into or not, in the universe.
1-1: You begin charging the Combined robot's powerful attack again. Everyone is working so hard to keep this monster at bay! You have to break through!
> Impassioned speech: "What we choose to do with our power makes us what we are! I will protect the hopes and dreams of the allies that surround me, that they may live in a brighter future! Man, machine and demon alike stand together as one, and if you choose to wield your power against us, we will break you apart with all our fury! For us! For Mystia, and for everyone in the Universe! Time-Space Shattering Gravity Collider Punch!"
> Punch every single point in space-time simultaneously with just enough energy to break its bonds with adjacent points of space-time. Then, with pinpoint laser shots, reassemble space-time to our whim, removing the Elder Gods from existence.
3-1: You make an epic monologue, and attempt to shatter all of time and space to move the monster into another demension. Unfortunately, Bitz' editing the rules of how time works to prevent such things from happening has stopped you in your tracks and made you look somewhat foolish. You deflect it by shouting "What? Why didn't that work!?" Like anyone would in a Superhero/Mecha/etc show when their usual move doesn't work.
>Load Road King's saddlebags with Hypnotic Absinthe, and some Blackfoot as well Michael Schenker Group LPs. Better get away for a while before I'm in this super robot horseshit too.
5-1: You get the hell out of here, and with good reasoning too. Giant Robots don't tend to favor things like "Lack of collateral damage."
> Find a mushroom to recover HP.
4-1: You find a mushroom in the forest and eat it. It tastes alright. It would probably work better if you had a fast metabolism rate (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HyperactiveMetabolism)
>Be ridiculously lazy and just tell everyone else what they should do to save the world, instead of actually helping directly.
4-1: You try to be lazy in an obvious ploy to manipulate the Random Number God to your bidding. As a result, you mostly succeed in being lazy, but you do manage to chip in usefully to the process while doing varied Commander stuff.
Oh no, the Incarnation is eating again, despite all of these attacks!
Roll to Dodge: Earth
6-1: Invigorated by everyone's efforts, indirectly and directly, the Monster is slowly being pushed back away from the earth. Now's your chance, let's throw this beast to the furthest ends of the Multiverse!
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6-1: They said you could become anything. So you became Judge Ruling over Gensokyo. You keep the nifty boat and book, though.
Yes, lucky~
>Lecture the monster until it goes away.
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@_@ Man, have I been missing out...Might as well continue the theme I had going! XP
> Run for the goal flag, and dodge any pitfalls in the way.
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>Fix parser's quote tags
>Activate Star Power. Team up with Stein to play the best Elegy of Ease in the history of the universe, turning the Incarnation into a peaceful yukkuri.
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>Use my newfound Ghostiness to haunt Yuuka
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but wait I thought I was still at the shrine Oh yeah, Disco Power Nap grants a couple free rests at the campground. Duh.
> Take it easy while recovering.
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>Attack anyone who rolls a 1.
>Eat the Incarnation to gain his power
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> Stop playing music and group hug.
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4-1: You decide to test out your danmaku prowess. The only nearby target that isn't a fairy is the Rabbit mentioned earlier. You start a quick Danmaku duel with hm, and win after succumbing to a quick YASD.
Yay~ I got a stupid death! Well, since I did lose a life to him...
>Attempt to recruit him! >Find something to annihilate, disintegrate, and remove from existance
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> Kick Magic Devil in the face
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> Kick Magic Devil in the face
That's evil, you jerk! :(
...You do realize I'm like 10 years younger than you, right?
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All the more reason to put you in your place :smug:
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Alright then, if that's the case... (Damn, THREE edits?!)
>Summon Mugetsu for protection
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>Harvest Gaia Blade from Earth to smite the evil.
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> Defeat the end boss and the Incarnation so badly using mine, Hourai's, Alice's and Marisa's Legendary Doll Army that they shall forever fear and respect us.
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> Return everyone to their original gender.
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If the incarnation is still around:
>look for a part of it that looks like Koishi (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,5084.msg272109.html#msg272109) and blast it
If not:
>High five everyone inside the Okuurinkuu
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Now's your chance, let's throw this beast to the furthest ends of the Multiverse!
The way you worded this leaves only one correct answer.
>CHU, CHU, CHU! -Insert massive disco energy beam thing here... at whatever evil thing still needs beating at this point-
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> Gather the power of a supernova and shoot the mass of energy at the Incarnation.
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>Launch all out attack on Incarnation with doll army
Hopefully, he'll finally die this turn.
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(well thats what i get for trying to get an army of magical girls :3)
> Become the GOD DAMN BATMAN Archer (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Archer_%28Fate/stay_night%29) to UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS the abnormality
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>Fix parser's quote tags
>Activate Star Power. Team up with Stein to play the best Elegy of Ease in the history of the universe, turning the Incarnation into a peaceful yukkuri.
>Oooh, a duet! Play said Elegy of Ease with Maus...buuuut...don't bother targeting one single thing. Everything in existence should be taking it easy~
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:derp:
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> Now's our chance for an all-out attack! LEMME AT 'EM!
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>If Dormio's action does not work, Hannibal Lecture the monster as well.
>If it does work, determine the franchise that this incarantion of Satan hails from.
(Hey, the Hannibal Lecture is a favorite tactic of mine.)
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> Offer the Incarnation a secret potion that makes him smart (http://axecop.com/images/uploads/ASK-AXE-COP-6.png).
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> Now's our chance for an all-out attack! LEMME AT 'EM!
> Aha. Is this our chance?
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>Engage Executive Rubric: Rocket Veto
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>Launch Technowaluigi's arm like a drill at the opponents.
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> Throw the Incarnation to the furthest ends of the Multiverse!
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> Use MAGIC! to create a Giant Magical Shield (GMS) to protect the planet from the Incarnation. All hostile entities, including the Incarnation, cannot enter or attack the Earth unless the GMS is destroyed. The GMS can be attacked from the inside or the outside. The GMS rolls to dodge attacks as normal.
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>Lecture the monster until it goes away.
1+1: You attempt to letcure a creature who's name is derived from a grouping of letters that has absolutely no indication that it was formed with a still living language in mind. It doesn't understand you!
> Run for the goal flag, and dodge any pitfalls in the way.
4: You make it to the flagpost. Vwoooooph! Doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doo doo doo~ doo! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do-do-doooooooooo~ vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring! Ba-boop, Ba-boop, Ba-boop. World 1-2
>Activate Star Power. Team up with Stein to play the best Elegy of Ease in the history of the universe, turning the Incarnation into a peaceful yukkuri.
((1+1)+(3+1))/2: You attempt to play the elegy of Ease. It doesn't have the power needed to stop the monster, but it slows the monster down somewhat.
>Use my newfound Ghostiness to haunt Yuuka
5: You attach yourself to Yuuka, and throught the use of your spirit, Yuuka becomes much stronger. He can feel your presence within himself. His eye opens, and he splits into three images (one of which is secretly you.) Making the first use of Trinity Spark in a long long while.
> Take it easy while recovering.
3: You try to recover quickly, but find you have too many sneezing and coughing and dancing fits to get a proper sleep going.
>Eat the Incarnation to gain his power
1+1: You attempt to absorb the incarnation of the apocalypse into yourself for your own gain, except that goes against what Satan is trying to achieve right now. Sorry.
> Stop playing music and group hug.
1: You join in playing the Elegy of Ease in order to calm the monster down some more! It's still somewhat effective!
> Kick Magic Devil in the face
1: You support Magic Devil's efforts to beat up the rabbit.
>Summon Mugetsu for protection
4: Mugetsu joins in on beating up the rabbit with you and Pesco~
>Harvest Gaia Blade from Earth to smite the evil.
4+1: From the field the crops were grown in, you dig deeper and retrieve the sword you secretly buried earlier. Harvesting the Energy from the crops, and from the people who enjoyed them and use their power to fight. You then take the sword to the Giant robot that's working as the center for the front against the monster.
> Defeat the end boss and the Incarnation so badly using mine, Hourai's, Alice's and Marisa's Legendary Doll Army that they shall forever fear and respect us.
3+1: You fight valiantly against the Incarnation, striking at several weakpoints (None of which look like Koishi.)
> Return everyone to their original gender.
5: :3
>look for a part of it that looks like Koishi and blast it
3+1: You aim directly for a portion that vaguely looks like is might be Koishi shaped and fire at it. Koishi turns around and ducks briefly. The shot zooms past her and strikes the monster on the side. You apologize quickly, and resume firing at bare spots of the monster.
> Gather the power of a supernova and shoot the mass of energy at the Incarnation.
3+1: You gather together the power of a tiny star, and fire it directly towards the monster. It strikes it heavily.
>Launch all out attack on Incarnation with doll army
3+1: You instruct your army to attack in a pincer formation according to Doll.S's troops, and you begin flanking the right side of the creature.
> Become Archer to UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS the abnormality
3+1: You use your intrinsic ability to cut and paste embody the works of anime to send thousands of various shaped and named blades to pierce the enemy.
> Now's our chance for an all-out attack! LEMME AT 'EM!
2+1: You give the prompt for an all out attack, but instead the Main Character cancels, and instructs you to attack it's weak point for massive damage instead.
>If it does work, determine the franchise that this incarantion of Satan hails from.
5: The bible an evil version of DBZ? Puyo Pop, obv. General Pop Culture Misinformed Osmosis.
> Offer the Incarnation a secret potion that makes him smart.
4+1: The incarnation is poisoned!
> Aha. Is this our chance?
3+1: NeoSerela gives out the order for everyone to combine their energies to a single point. Many Gensokyos who were too weak/etc to attack the beast directly join together. Mystia starts getting readings for the energy and spirit being built up. A large portion comes from Kilgest, which causes Mystia to watch him with interest.
>Engage Executive Rubric: Rocket Veto
4+1: A Hatch opens up in front of the Giant Robot, and a missile pokes it's head out. Spiritual energy begins pouring into the Rocket. Only Bob climbs the robot, and stands on the tip of the rocket.
>Launch Technowaluigi's arm like a drill at the opponents.
3+1: You launch the Drill directly towards the center of the incarnation pre-maturely. It travels to it's intended target.
> Throw the Incarnation to the furthest ends of the Multiverse!
1+1: You are barely able to hold off the monster from approaching the Earth.
> Use MAGIC! to create a Giant Magical Shield (GMS) to protect the planet from the Incarnation. All hostile entities, including the Incarnation, cannot enter or attack the Earth unless the GMS is destroyed. The GMS can be attacked from the inside or the outside. The GMS rolls to dodge attacks as normal.
2+1: You erect a barrier that hold off the Monster from the Earth. The rest of the players and Gensokyian that were attacking directly can rest now, and all return to earth. The Barrier is somewhat weak, and can only provide an additional +1 to the Earth's roll to Dodge. Suddenly, a megaphone appears from the Mouth of the Giant Robot. "Hey everybody! We needs your energy and spirit! Come on, let's go!" It appears to be coming from the Commander seat.
Roll to Dodge! GMS and Earth
6+1+1+1: The Incarnation reawakens itself, and attempt to attack at full force, no longer being pushed back, but it faces resistance to the barrier. The barrier breaks, and the monster begins his decent into the atmosphere. However, at that moment, the drill arm from earlier strikes an area that was scartched pretty hard. The drill manages to break through the monsters skin.
>CHU, CHU, CHU! -Insert massive disco energy beam thing here... at whatever evil thing still needs beating at this point-
Chu+Chu+Chu: In time with the Rhythm, NeoSerela orders the Firing of the Rocket Veto, which Purvis executes perfectly. The Rocket follows directly after where the Arm Drill Struck. Meanwhile, Only bob who had snuck onto the rocket with his Gaia Sword, leaps off the rocket, towards the opening in the skin. In his leap, he makes a long, large slash, which opens the wound much wider than it had been. Thanks to the now open wide wound, the Rocket makes it way deeper into the monster. It makes an epic sized explosion (which highlights Only Bob as he falls back to earth) and rips the monster apart. Only Bob safely lands in a fluffly, soft bed, which happened to be the back of Giant Robot's head. The monster has successfully be beaten, but you, The players of Roll to Dodge! And the Gensokyians that you dragged into the mess with.
Suddenly, SatanPX splits into Satan and PX. Satan decides to retire from taking over the world, for a little bit, and thinks it would be nice to settle down with a nice game of Puyo puyo. Fightest and Kilgamayan split up, and somehow find they've been split into their own bodies again. Mystia runs up to Hug Kilgamayan tightly. Suddenly, it starts raining. Everyone looks up to realize that somehow, the monster was made of ordinary rain water (probably an excuse to handwave why no one has to clean up any of the blood and can go straight into the happy part of the happy end). Everyone takes up to Drinking the night away again, after Reimu begrudgingly set up tent over the Shrine. Finally, the Night passes with everyone sleeping outside under the tent. They all wake up to a brand new, brighten day. The Rain had finally passed, and as they all looked up to the sky, They saw the most beautiful after-rain rainbow in history.
The End. wait, you guys aren't going to let me off this easy, are you? :ohdear:
Feel free to sumbit more actions. Pursue your waifus, make friends with each other, attempt to kill each other, force me to make new touhou games based on you being the protagonist. I didn't expect to have any sort of storyline for this game, anyway.
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>Lecture the parser for attempting to end this.
>Enlighten Fightest and explain the benefits of violence to him.
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>Go have a burger with the heroes.
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> Ask the other dryads for natural remedies, while pondering Reimu.
Those armpits...
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> Use the doll army to help the world recover from the devastation.
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brb love affair with Zak for letting me be awesome twice
>Hey, don't I still have a little unfinished business? Time to check out the Extra Stage I unlocked earlier!
...or was that the extra stage?
>That can wait, join in on the other celebrating like that stuff Purvis is doing.
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No, your Extra Stage is still waiting for you~
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> Go on tour.
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> High-five Bob for his badassery.
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>Make yakitori stand franchises all over Gensokyo
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>Harvest energy from Mt. Fuji
#666 :3
>Summon Satan
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>Establish a Monty Python Bridge of Death.
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>Cross the streams! AKA fire the Trinity Spark at each other to see what happens.
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> And now for something ... completely different.
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>Make the Satan I lectured my indentured servant until he becomes a truly good guy.
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> Head for the alternate exit.
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(that smiley about the gender goin back female is a success or fail!?)
> Craft a Nice Shiny Sharp Molecular Thin Katana.
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> Donate to the Hakurei Shrine donation box while making sure Reimu notices me as I am doing so.
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What? Beating up a rabbit? How old is it?
>Use a clone of Mugetsu's final attack on something
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> Suprise Kogasa
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Wait, so we don't win, even though we beat the Incarnation of Whatsit?
> Win this game.
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>Randomly appear out of nowhere and surprise someone!
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>Go beat up some ducks to cash in on my Polka.
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> Steal panties from nearest Touhou
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>Epic high fives to averyone in and around The Okuurinkuu
Actually:
>Fire the Giga flare cannon in celebration, making sure to engage the klaxons and not hurting anybody
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Wait, so we don't win, even though we beat the Incarnation of Whatsit?
> Win this game.
We did win. Now we have to find something else to win at.
> Ask King Kai to find the Incarnation of Whatsit's homeworld.
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>Give Gaia Blade back to Earth before commencing celebratory duties. Such as administering Hi-Fives.
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>Give a grand celebration concert alongside the forces of heaven and hell for the victors. And all the winners not named Victor too, I presume.
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> Team up with Nue and
fight crime in Gotham City scare people.
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> Team up with Nue and troll people with UFOs
Fixed
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Is everything alright? :ohdear:
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Zak's probably just busy or sick again. Give him some time.
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> Haunt Tora while he is trying to haunt Yuuka!
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Finally home!
[REDACTED]
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Finally home!
> Hack into the Gensokyo database and set Mystia to female again.
All touhous are already female again
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>Arrive in game 24 pages late and build fires
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All touhous are already female again
Where was this stated? I must have missed it over the weekend.
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Where was this stated? I must have missed it over the weekend.
">Restore everyone to original genders"
"5: :3 "
:V
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Like I said, I may have missed it over the weekend. <_<
> Expand upon previous consumption lessons and teach Mystia how to swallow other people whole. Don't have her actually eat anyone just yet, though, just get her to have the skill on-hand.
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I hope that Zak's just busy or something
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Totally.
>Change action: Stop by Zak's with a tray of magically delicious oatmeal cookies made by Rin Satsuki