>Enter the house and "liberate" a few non enchanted dolls.
Roll to Dodge!3: You are only able to resist the call of the festival just long enough to grab yourself a single doll, which you use for a body for the duration of the Festival.
> Tell Alice her house is in danger and should head back immediately to deal with the perpetrators.
Roll to Dodge!6: You are overcome by a sudden feeling that Alice's house is in grave danger, and you warn her. You somehow manage to convey through charades the words "House" and "Crash", and that's all she needs before you and Alice zoom back towards the Forest of Magic.
> Get Koishi and anyone else around to play the best game of D&D the multiverse has ever seen
4: The group gathering at the shrine is growing larger and larger as you arrive. You pull aside a few people who haven't had too much to drink, and ask if they'd like to try out a game. After some of them agree, you pull out enough tomes to scare Patchouli.
>Ask Mugetsu and Gengetsu "Are you two able to exit this place?"
2: You stumble over your words a bit. They both glare at you, and you feel to embarrassed to actually ask. I mean, it sounds like a stupid question. "Well, whatever." One of the sisters says to the other. "Let's head to Gensokyo to make some mischief." After you hear those words, a portal opens, and the three of you appear before the Hakurei Shrine. There seems to be a drinking festival here!
> Pat Chen and find some legal money.
Roll to Dodge!3: You Pat Chen on the head and she mews happily. You try to find some more cash, but instead you wind up following Chen who seems to have dashed off to the Hakurei Shrine.
>Extreme High Note
Roll to Dodge!2: You're about to open your mouth, when Kanako senses something happening at the Shrine. "A ploy to get more visitors? This is suspicious. Sanae, this could be an incident." She says. The Green haired woman stands to attention, and they fly off together. You follow them, wondering if you should tell them this same incident was already solved long before they came here.
> Bring Mystia to the Hakurei Shrine party to celebrate our engagement.
5: You and Mystia arrive at the Shrine. The Festivities get under way, and somehow you manage to get the attention of a large portion of the crowd. Mystia is curious about what you're doing. You announce to the crowd that you and Her are going to get married. Surprized, she screetchs and holds her hands up to her faced. You can see she has the biggest smile on her face despite this. Random stage one and two bosses begin to surround Mystia, and they all start to gossip to each other. Mystia admits that it's all true.
> Drink the night away at the Hakurei Shrine.
3: You start sloshing a few of them back, but Suika for some reason keeps stealing your drinks when you look away. You can barely keep a buzz going.
>Consume sunflower seeds.
5: You appear at the Hakurei Shrine with a bag of sunflower seeds. munch munch. Happiness!
>Ask Yuuka to go drinking at the Hakurei Shrine
4: You ask Yuuka is she'd like to drink at the Hakurei Shrine. She struggles for a moment on how to convey that she does, but not with you. You take this moment of hesitation and capitalize on it as you drag Yuuka along. She looks clearly annoyed, but she hasn't hit you yet.
>Manifest a Purvis.
1: You can't even conjure a proper rough cut diamond. Also, Shrine'd
> Now that the barrier is gone, lead Gensokyo into battle and take over the future world for the Youkai..
3: You gather up the Youkai of the area, and lead them on a charge against the rest of the world. They follow their youkai creed and slaughter many humans. Reimu attacks you! She explains that the Youkai were suppose to integrate peacefully, and you have gone SO FAR beyond incident causing. Roll to Dodge "hax Sign [You Mother----er]".
Roll to Dodge!5: You deftly manuver, and muscle for rank. Her spellcard breaks, but it's only the start.
>Proceed to clear the next stage or two, where I get to start actually figuring out what's going on! Because that's how it always works.
Roll to Dodge!6: You have no time for parties of any sort! You're in the middle of solving an Incident, and no one quits until the incident is solved. You power your way through stage 4, being careful to dodge the waves of fairies. Suddenly, a Youkai with blonde hair, wearing a nightcap with a moon and carrying a large knapsack appears before you. She claims to be the Sandman. After successfully shooting her down, she explains that she was contracted to put everyone of the players to sleep, including yourself. She claims no responsibility for your sudden apparent here.
>Seduce Komachi (at the party?) and take her to the party.
5: You meet Komachi at the party, and attempt to seduce her. She's pretty drunk, so she seems to be going along with whatever you say just fine.
>Screw this, off to get smashed at the party.
5: You successfully drink your ass off at the party. You're pretty drunk right now. Kiro seems jealous.
>Rock everyone cause I'ma hurricane!
6: It's early morning, the Sun comes out. Last night was shaking, and pretty loud. Your cat purrs, and scratches your skin.
> Uhh... go the the Hakurei Shrine. With Koishi, of course.
4: You head to the Hakurei shrine and drink a few. You overhear another couple announcing there marriage. You glance around, but find Koishi is no longer with you. You search around, and see she's playing a game that involved a lot of hard-to-read looking books.
>Attempt to materialize on the scene via a bolt of lightning.
5: A Crash of lightning comes down onto the Stage of the Hakurei Shrine, and you stand there posing. You're met with a round of "Boring" and "Iku does it better" and "Are you going to dance?" like phrases.
> Tell Reisen of Kilga's unfaithfulness.
Roll to Dodge!6: You hear something telling you to go to the shrine, but you safely ignore it. Your aim is to cause more trouble. You tell Reisen that Kilgamayan has abandonded her love and is going out with Mystia! She responds with "Who's Kilgamayan?"
>bring Orin to the Hakurei party, hoping to meet her folks there
3: You offer to take Orin to the Shrine, and she agrees. You take a shortcut that only Orin knows about, and reach the shrine early. You see Koishi and Koishi wandering around, when one of them heads off to play with a guy wielding several Grimoires. Orin tells you to look in a certain direction, but you don't see anything. She waves in the direction, and suddenly Utsuho leaps from the sky and lands in front of you. She doesn't appear to be wearing her third leg or other nuclear accessories.
>Heed the call of Beer.
1: You realize you have a problem, and join AAA.
> Right then! Kindly ask padded cell to let me out, there's a party one must attend, and one is running terribly late. The padded cell is welcome to come along, of course.
4: You attempt to join the festivities, but the padded cell apologizes, and says "Master told him not to move!"
> Grow frustrated at my poor rolling. Throw the parser against the wall and threaten it with violence if it does not offer a bonus to future rolls in compensation.
5: Your random bout of violence against the parser is blocked by an invisible wall. The Parser begins to form a Roll to Dodge! But thinks better of it, and calmly reminds you that if you're not happy with your rolls, or if you're worried you will roll poorly, you can always make commands with those results as the intention~
> Mimick Kaguyas voice and yell "EIRIN, EIRIN, HELP ME EIRIN!", and ask Eirin if she wants to go to the shrine with me.
6: You call Eirin from Eientei, and ask her if she'd like to do to the Shrine. She Agrees.
> Drop the sledge hammer on Alice's roof and go to the party, but come back and pick up the hammer if energy begins to fade.
5: You toss the Sledge hammer towards the house, and make your way to the Shrine. Alice appears just in time to catch it, thanks to Creepy Doll.S's warning. Luckily for you, the Hakurei Shrine is within the distance from the forest that your tree allows you to walk comfortably.
> Watch the people go along with their normal lives from my travel agency.
Roll to Dodge!1: You watch the people go along with their normal lives, but all you can see are families happy and laughing together. You get extremely lonely, and move your stuff to the Hakurei Shrine to join the festivities and hope that there will be someone there you can hit it off with.
> Find the map to an evil beast's lair.
4: You ask around the Hakurei Shrine for a rare map leading to an Evil Beast's Lair. After asking random people, Tewi gives you a fairly well drawn map.
> Go to the Hakurei Shrine with Yukari, while asking her if I could become a Dragon Youkai.
4: You head to the Shrine and Ask Yukari about how to become a Dragon youkai. She chuckles, holding her fan before her face, and tells you the closest you'd ever come to it is asking "The Gate Guard" to train you, whoever she is.
>Attempt to incapacitate Reimu.
5: You strike against Reimu suddenly. She's extremely pissed off that the oni suddenly invited all of Gensokyo over to make a mockery of her shrine after she swept. She adds you to her rapidly expanding list of problems that need to be dealt with
now.
Roll to Dodge!5: You already got a pretty good first strike on her, and you keep up the offensive. She appears to be weakening.
Note: Anyone who rolled to dodge for attending the Shrine Party did not have boons, banes, or losses added to their status as a result of that roll.
Anyone who did not roll to dodge attending the party is to assume they are at the party now. With the exception of cranialCrustation, who's a few hundred years to late for the party.
