[#touhou-meido] Man I wish Zakeri updated RtD more than once every 24 hours
1: The next update will come a few hours later than usual.
>Become a Death God since I now own a Death Note.
5: After demonstrating your new-found powers over life and death on someone completely unrelated to the story, you set out to become a proper Shinigami. You submit the proper forms and addresses, and within two to three business days, you receive an acceptance letter. You are given free reign over a river with a weird name, and a boat with which to cross it. Any souls you find, you are instructed to bring over, however you will be given Mondays and Wednesdays off, and whenever you don't have any souls left to ferry, you will be given free reign to travel wherever.
> Well, someone needs to go negotiate with these witches! But first, determine own capacity for travel. Being away from the tree for too long could be disastrous for both of us.
4: Going anywhere in the forest is no problem for a typical Dryad. As for leaving the forest, you can only go a certain range out of the way, and that certain range typically depends on where your tree is placed. Your is more in the north-eastern area, and you're confident you may be able to reach the Shrine bordering it. I wouldn't suggest going there until after causing an incident, however. It's just proper youkai behavior that way.
> Use the profits to set up a tour around Oh R'lyeh
4: You set up a successful tour business around the sights of Oh R'lyeh. Combined with the ferry to Yah R'kyeh, and the suggested tour spots, along with commissions from hotels, you typically are doing well with your business. The expension was a good idea.
>Have a pleasant conversation with Yuyuko and offer to become a gardener, while pointing out that in order to do that, I would need some sort of body since I'm dead.
4: Yuyuko appreciates the offer, but notes that she already has a gardener. She does offer you a position as a personal chef, "since her Gardener doesn't do that yet~!" Which only seems to get an annoyed reply from Youmu along the lines of "I don't care how memetic it is, I will not allow you to devolve into such grotesque habits!"
> Tend to Mystia's injuries.
5: After spotting the flame from the grill, you dash to her, and hold onto her shoulders. You ask if she's alright, and offer to help her, but she shrugs it off, saying that the flame didn't hit her. Even if it did, she's recover really quickly as a youkai. But even still, she really appreciates that you care, and somehow, that makes her feel safe.
>Chase her down and ask again
6: You quickly dash after her, and ask her again. She kicks you this time. You follow again, and ask once more. She punches you in the face. She flies off high into the sky, and you ride in on a purple umbrella, asking her again. She blasts you with danmaku, and you fall to the ground. Kogasa dives after you to retrieve the umbrella. Yuuka then returns home, to find you standing in her bedroom. You ask again. She picks you up and throws you quite far other the window. She goes to water a potted plant, and you pop out of the pot with the roots and soil tangling your hair. She shoves you back down again before you can ask. She then opens her refrigerator, and suddenly loses her appetite as you ask her yet again. It's pretty cold in there.
> Offer Cirno the Red Dress
5:
(I know it's purple, just roll with it.)
> Form a pact with Koishi.
6: Koishi tells Rin to put you down, and she places an aura on you that causes others to perceive you as you lived. She tells you to possess a body to fulfill your end of the bargain later.
>Fight the next random persons Shadow!
5: You express an interest in fighting other people's shadows, and as a result, you unlock your persona. The element system takes some working around, but you grind out a few levels as you practice, and don't seem to run into any troubles.
>Break out the accordion!
1: You smash your accordion to pieces. You don't even know why you bought the thing. You continue your quest for the E-String. Or whatever else you'd rather be doing than playing
the accordion> Look for Suika to bum some alcohol from her gourd.
4: You find Suika and ask to borrow her gourd. You light it on fire, but only the open hole burns. Hey, this would actually make for a nice torch. Regardless, Suika doesn't seem impressed. Not the "doesn't like what you're doing" not impressed, but more rather "I do that all the time." not impressed.
> Attempt to communicate to Alice about the situation.
1: "What's that? Timmy fell down the well? Who's Timmy, and why can't he get himself out?" Alice is now confused.
Return to Palace of Earth Spirits, let's see what Satori cooked up for dinner tonight!
3: You return to the Palace of Earth spirits, only to find the Real Koishi, Orin, some guy that looks like Okuu, and a guy that tried to attack people with a burning stick. "Oh, it's me!" Koishi says nonchalantly. Well, this is really awkward.
>Incapacitate (not kill) Marisa for being non-negotiable.
2: You attack Marisa, and strike a powerful blow hitting a tree next to her. She, naturally, fires back.
Roll to Dodge!5: You leap out of the way of her incoming stars, and upon her using a trademark "Blazing Star" Spellcard, you mock her by holding out a red cape in front of you before dodging each movement.
> Now that we're in Gensokyo, let's find us some Youkai. Survey the nearby denizens.
5: You look around and see plenty of youkai. There's a Chen. And there's a Wriggle. And there's a pink one being seduced by human. There's probably more, or other youkai based on where you want to go.
>Make love friendly conversation with Orin
>Poke evil spirit
6: You have a friendly chat with Orin, who is interupted by Koishi. You continue chatting with her, until you're interupted by another Koishi. You continue speaking with her, not realizing the fact that the second Koishi and the first are not the same person. You briefly ponder this, but realize you're basically trying to do the same thing with utsuho. Meanwhile, you're totally hitting it off with Orin. She starts to get more flitation, and talks less about having your corpse around so much as having your body around. I mean, it's like a sexy guy version of her best sister just walked up to her~.
> Flip Mystearica's skirt.
5: Bear panties. Rather unorthodox.
>Cook herring fillet at Grill Stand with owner's permission.
2: You try to get Mystia's attention, but she's too busy staring longingly into someone else's eyes. You decide to just borrow the grill for a while, and fire it up. Unfortunately, Purvis's modification is still in effect, and the fillets are burnt.
> Gensokyo is too isolated for its own good, we need to change us some status quo. Kindly ask space-time to transpose us back in time to a few minutes before the formation of the Barrier.
6: The fabric of space and time unweives itself, and knits itself around you. It then patches up a hole, and pulls out some stitching, and then embroiders a history, and a menagerie of other sew-sew puns happen, and you find yourself next to a rather unhag-like Yukari.She turns to you, and asks who you are, what you're doing here, and how you managed to appear through that hole.
> Seek out the Philosophers Stone and become a homunculus/homunculli.
4: You set out on an epic journey, studying alchemy, and learning how to make what every alchemist searches for. Begrudgingly, you build an Atelier as the first step towards this, but you refuse to call it one, and just call it a lab. You start out by studying some books on the subject.
>Possess Mystia's Stand.
6: Suddenly, in a dark and cold whirl, you grab a hold of the stand, and it animates itself. The evil power of the grill beckons you.
Engage in MAD SCIENCE with the kappa, inventing some sort of absurd contraption with which to stand strong against the youkai. Said contraption is designed to flood Gensokyo and give ZUN a 'suggestion' for the setting of Touhou 13.
2: you attempt to build a contraption to flood Gensokyo, but find your plan has a hitch in it when the Hakurei Border prevents the water provided from the melted Ice caps to flow invasively into Gensokyo. The rest of the world got screwed, though.
> Vow to take up the fight for JUSTICE!
5: Wielding your sword in it's sheath above your head, you vow to the world around you that you will your your abilities for the good of the people. A Flashy background appears as you announce this, and though no one seems to be around, you can feel people cheering you on.
>Pat the whatever-it-is thing on the head/face/mask/whateveritis, and thank it for saving me!
5: The barong bounces happily, and trots off. You feel a source of good luck emanating from it, and feel it possessing you as well.
>Steal Stein's accordion with copious moxie.
6+1: You pick up the pieces of Stein's broken accordion without any complaints from him. you make certain to pick them up in a peculiar and dexterous way, just so you can practice for later. Not feeling it too well, you decide to add a few dance moves as well, and decide to kick spin a few of the pieces into your hands as well. You try to think of more ways you can dexteriously pick up all the pieces, and find it's pretty hard to steal something no one wanted in the first place. You try to reason out that it's still technically his property, and even though he abandoned it, it still belonged to him. Eventually you run out of moxious things to do, and just decide to glue it back together.
> Find a Battle Axe or similarly sized Sword, and use it as a weapon while spinning like a top through a group of mooks.
6: You become a Dragonewt. You just have your starting weapon so far, but you execute the spin flawlessly.
>Ask Mugetsu to join my team I'm going to try to build.
5: After a rousing fight, you ask Mugetsu if she wants to hang out later and do stuff. She says "Sure, why not?" Mugetsu Joined the party!
> Make my way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion and befriend Remilia over tea.
4: You step right by Meiling while she sleeps, and enter the mansion. You walk up to the second floor balcony, where Remilia is having her morning tea. She is annoyed that you were able to walk in so plainly, but offers you a seat and a cup anyway.
