Off The Rails - NEW ADVENTURE IN A NEW THREAD! [Completed]

[LaserTurtle]

Sakuya:

>Sakuya - "Well, you're not much taller than Flandre is, and physically she's still a child."

>Chiri floats upwards to match your height. "I'm tall! See? Same height as you!"
>You sigh. "Flying higher does not mean you're taller."
>Huh. Flandre's pulled her aside. Does the young mistress have something in mind?
>_
Utsuho:

>Okuu - "What's she up to..? Well, I'm not a mindreader like Satori-sama, so it's probably nothing I need to worry about~"
>But really, what could she be up to..?

>Flandre's plans are interesting, but what's even better is when they're a surprise!
>You'll wait patiently, but you really want to know what she's plotting.
>_
Flandre:

>Flandre - "Heehee~! Yeah, Sakuya's right~!"
>Fistpalm, then drag Chiri off to a secluded corner. "Hey, I just had an idea. You know a lot about these chibis and stuff, yeah? Well, when I threw one of those Leaf Stones at it, it became a little catgirl version of me! And then, when I tried pressing the other leaf stone to my forehead, I got a cat-ear headband! I wonder if I can do the same?"
>Grin. "I bet I'd be way cuter if I did~!"

>"You don't have to rub it in..." Chiri mutters.
>You grab Chiri's arm and pull her away.
>"Hey, where are you taking me? Please don't hurt me!"
>Chiri looks relieved as you outline your plan. "Whew. I thought you were going to injure me again. You've got a great punch, you know that?"
>She looks thoughtful. "Well, obviously Leaf Stones aren't going to work on anyone that isn't a chibi, but don't you have a magician where you live? I'm sure she's got all sorts of cat-ear spells."
>Said magician is testing transformation spells on Koakuma. Currently, Koakuma has cat ears and five cat tails.
>Chiri shrugs. "Well, I'm not a good judge of cuteness. Anyway, I'm sorry about the whole trying-to-catch-you-and-your-buddies-in-a-deathtrap thing. Do you have any ideas on how to make it up to all of you?"
>Chiri's pretty nice, but she acts like a child sometimes. At least she's trying to make amends.
You're sure that everyone has something they want that Chiri can make with her quantum geography powers. Hey, if this is the end of the incident, does that mean it's tea time?
>So, what should you tell Chiri?
>_

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Utsuho: Did we get chibis of everyone in the palace?
>Flandre: Did we get chibis of everyone at the SDM?

[LaserTurtle]

Utsuho:

>Utsuho: Did we get chibis of everyone in the palace?

>You remember that you haven't caught a Chibi Rin.
>Hey, is that Orin? Hi Orin! Cool, she has a Chibi Rin following her!
>"There you are, Okuu! I've been looking everywhere for you! What were you doing all this time?"
>Boy, do you have a story to tell her!
>_
Flandre:

>Flandre: Did we get chibis of everyone at the SDM?

>You haven't gotten a Chibi Patchouli or Chibi Koakuma yet, but you;re sure those are easy to find.
>Sakuya's talking to herself or something. Maybe Patchouli's contacting her with a spell! Patchy does that sometimes when she wants food without leaving the library.
>_
Sakuya:

>Sakuya: Be contacted by Patchouli.

>Sakuya, can you hear me?
>Hey, that sounds like Patchouli. "Yes."
>Great. Koakuma, write this down. The chibis are magically linked to the original. Anyway, Sakuya, why haven't you returned home yet?
>"Well, Flandre wanted to go on an adventure, and she's been good about not going completely crazy. By the way, do you have any Chibi Patchoulis or Koakumas over there? Those are the last of the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew that we need."
>Yeah. It's a good thing that these Chibi Sakuyas have minor control over time and space, otherwise the hallways would be completely filled with chibis. What are you doing, anyway?
>_

[GuardianTempest]

>LaserTurtle: Prepare the laser
>LaserTurtle: Recap and reflect on the wondrous journey so far.

[Hanzo K.]

>Flandre - "I had a neat idea on how we can surprise big sis! If you can make a fountain of youth like I read about in those storybooks, maybe you can make one that'll make me and big sis older-looking or something! I've kinda figured out she doesn't like how some folks don't take her seriously enough, and I think maybe it's because she looks like a kid."
>Nod in what we think is a wise and sagely manner. "So something like that's sure to make her happy!"

>Okuu - "You won't believe the crazy stuff I've seen with these people! They're fun to hang out with y'know! I even got this neat new outfit from them~!" Big ol' grin.

>Sakuya - "I've been keeping an eye on Flandre, and that Hell-Raven from the underground. As well as dealing with the cause of gensokyo's Quantum Geography acting weirder than normal, in addition to having found the cause of all the Chibis. As it turns out, the one behind the Quantum Geography, and the one behind the Chibis, are one and the same. A youkai of Quantum Geography who we've named Chiri."
>Laugh slightly. "You should have seen what happened when we managed to capture her. I'm certain Flandre will be happy to regale you with it. Oh, but don't worry, she's still very much alive if you intended on studying her any."

[LaserTurtle]

>LaserTurtle: Prepare the laser
>LaserTurtle: Recap and reflect on the wondrous journey so far.

>3 laser-shooting maniacs is enough. Maybe in a different adventure...
Recap? What do you think this is? Homestuck?
I kid, I kid. Alright. So, here's how it all went down.
So, Remilia sent Sakuya out on an errand: Get a computer from Kourindou, and bring it back. Of course, since Flandre overheard it, she meddled with destruction and wrecked every computer in Rinnosuke's shop. She follows Sakuya to the shop anyway.
Ustuho decides she is going to be more competent. Since Satori wanted a computer from Kourindou, Utsuho flew aboveground to get one. After getting lost, she eventually finds Kourindou after Sakuya left, but before Flandre did. She takes Flandre to show off to Satori.
Meanwhile, Sakuya is following Nitori, who apparently had a couple of computers at home. It turns out that Aya took Nitori's computers, so Nitori and Sakuya went to Yukari's house to get some more computers from the outside world. At the same time, Flandre and Ustuho are kicked out by Satori and sent to Yukari's house to get the computer that Satori wanted.
Sakuya and Nitori reach Yukari's house. Yukari tells them where Flandre is, and offers to bring Flandre through a gap. Flandre and Utsuho encounter a Chibi Sakuya, and they subsequently catch it. It's around this time that Yukari tries to take Flandre, so after a brief scuffle, everyone is in the same place. That's when Reimu shows up with an army of Chibi Reimus.
After an extremely one-sided battle during which Flandre breaks Kourindou, everyone is kicked out of Yukari's now-destroyed house into the Forest of Magic. Utsuho eats a hallucinogenic mushroom. When the group reaches the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, they witness a battle between Reimu and Kogasa, with each side backed by hundreds of chibis. Flandre sucks some chibi blood, and learns of its hallucinogenic properties, while a delusional Utsuho shoots Kogasa with a giant laser. Mokou comes out of the bamboo forest, and she and Reimu assist Sakuya in taking the hallucinating Flandre and Utsuho to Eientei, where they receive proper medical help.
This is when quantum shenanigans start to go down. A giant cave blocks the way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Sakuya, Flandre, and Utsuho explore the cave and catch some more chibis before Quantum Geography decides to be a jerk and make Sakuya fall unconscious. Flandre and Utsuho rush her out of the cave, and they decide to go visit Satori.
At some previous time, Yukari dropped some computers on Sakuya, so she gives one to Satori. After having some subconscious tea provided by Koishi, they head out to the Scarlet Devil Mansion again. This time, it's blocked by a trap-filled temple.
Sakuya decides she won't deal with these shenanigans, so she tells Utsuho to blast a hole in the wall Utsuho does, and they meet the youkai behind it all. Flandre beats her up with a spellcard, but the youkai escapes.
The group visits Hakurei Shrine. After another one-sided battle, courtesy of Reimu's Unlimited Chibi Works army of chibis, they recruit Reimu, and Marisa joins the party. Their next destination is Youkai Mountain.
Of course, the quantum geography youkai meddles with their plans, and they end up climbing a tower full of deathtraps, cheating their way up each floor. This time, they catch the youkai and Sakuya names her Chiri.
...And that's pretty much where this adventure is now. This is an abridged recap because I can't remember every detail of the story. Just read this thread for the whole story and all of its strangeness.

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[LaserTurtle]

Flandre:

>Flandre - "I had a neat idea on how we can surprise big sis! If you can make a fountain of youth like I read about in those storybooks, maybe you can make one that'll make me and big sis older-looking or something! I've kinda figured out she doesn't like how some folks don't take her seriously enough, and I think maybe it's because she looks like a kid."
>Nod in what we think is a wise and sagely manner. "So something like that's sure to make her happy!"

>"That sounds good. What does a fountain of youth look like?"
>You think about it. "I dunno, but Patchy probably has a picture of it. We can take you to our home and then you can see what it's like! Also, can you make me some toys? Quantum toys don't break, according to Nitori."
>Chiri nods. "At least I can manage that. When are we going?"
>_

>Sakuya - "I've been keeping an eye on Flandre, and that Hell-Raven from the underground. As well as dealing with the cause of gensokyo's Quantum Geography acting weirder than normal, in addition to having found the cause of all the Chibis. As it turns out, the one behind the Quantum Geography, and the one behind the Chibis, are one and the same. A youkai of Quantum Geography who we've named Chiri."
>Laugh slightly. "You should have seen what happened when we managed to capture her. I'm certain Flandre will be happy to regale you with it. Oh, but don't worry, she's still very much alive if you intended on studying her any."

>It certainly sounds like it would be an interesting story.
>Patchy, let me talk to Sakuya!
>All right, Remi.
>Hey, Sakuya! You got my electric shikigami, right?
>"Of course I do!" You search your inventory again. "It's right where I left it, isn't it?"
>Wait, no it isn't. Nitori must've taken it when she gave you the water. She left a note attached to the Barrel of Bragging Rights.
I wanted a computer, and you had one. I hope you're fine with me taking it. Here's the Barrel of Bragging Rights; that covers the value of the computer, right?
>...
>NITORIIIIIIIII!
>"Actually, the kappa took it. I've got some other interesting things, though."
>Cool! Well, see you when you come home!
>I'm terminating the spell now. You might feel a little strange, just warning you.
>Patchouli ends the spell. She's right. You can smell the taste of haddock, and you think everything was tinted green for a second.
>_
Utsuho:

>Okuu - "You won't believe the crazy stuff I've seen with these people! They're fun to hang out with y'know! I even got this neat new outfit from them~!" Big ol' grin.

>Orin nods. "Uh-huh. Well, I gotta get you back to Satori now."
>Sakuya looks at Orin. "You must be Rin. Utsuho was talking about you. How about you come over to the Scarlet Devil Mansion for some tea? You can bring Satori, if you want."
>Orin considers this. "Well, I like tea. Sure. See you there, I guess."
>She leaves.
>Reimu grins. "Well, I believe this calls for some after-incident tea!"
>Marisa laughs. "This certainly was some incident! C'mon, everyone! Sakuya's hosting!" She flies off, and Reimu follows her.
>Well, you do like tea, even if you don't like it as much as boiled eggs. To the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
>_

[Hanzo K.]

>Sakuya - Well, that was certainly interesting.
>"Flandre, Utsuho, let's go."
>Let's take everyone back to the mansion.

>Flandre - "Uh, now I guess!"
>Let's roll!

>Okuu - "Whee! I hope there'll be plenty of boiled eggs too! I love boiled eggs!"
>Let's go!

[LaserTurtle]

Sakuya:

>Sakuya - Well, that was certainly interesting.
>"Flandre, Utsuho, let's go."
>Let's take everyone back to the mansion.

>This entire day was interesting. You're not even sure how it fit into one day. Really. The sun is setting right now.
>Well, if that's an incident, it can wait until after teatime.
>Off to the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
Flandre:

>Flandre - "Uh, now I guess!"
>Let's roll!

>You proceed to fly in the best way possible: Rolling through the air!
>Hina coughs. It's like someone is almost stealing her habit, but not quite. Ah, well! Back to spinning with the Chibi Hinas!
>Chiri just stares at you, then looks back towards Youkai Mountain, where a tornado seems to be forming.
>She shrugs. This time, she's not responsible. Besides, it doesn't look like it'll reach the Scarlet Devil Mansion, anyway.
Utsuho:

>Okuu - "Whee! I hope there'll be plenty of boiled eggs too! I love boiled eggs!"
>Let's go!

>Sakuya laughs. "Sure. I can whip something up for you."
>Boy, Sakuya's pretty awesome!
That just about wraps it up. I can do the epilogue, or you guys can fool around in the Scarlet Devil Mansion a bit before that. Either one works. Since this is the end-game, you're allowed to command anyone you want to.

[Hanzo K.]

(I vote we keep foolin' around! I still got a few things left undone after all!)


>Sakuya - Well, now that we've returned, it's time to get to work making the eggs and tea. We should make some of the special sweets for Flandre and the Mistress as well.
>"I shall adjourn to the kitchens to get everything set."

>Flandre - Let's take Chiri with us and go find big sis to drag her off to the Library so we can try out the surprise!
>"I'm gonna go find big sis! Me and Chiri are gonna work on a surprise for her!"

>Okuu - Unyu? "I guess I'll just look around then..?"
>Let's meander around until we find something interesting.

>Remilia - Well, we should go find Flan- Oh, there she is.
>...Why's she dragging us to the Library? Well, Sakuya said she's been behaving herself rather well, so we'll humor her this time.

[LaserTurtle]

(I vote we keep foolin' around! I still got a few things left undone after all!)

All right. Just tell me when you believe an epilogue is in order, then.

Theoretical Omniscient Spectator:

>Sakuya - Well, now that we've returned, it's time to get to work making the eggs and tea. We should make some of the special sweets for Flandre and the Mistress as well.
>"I shall adjourn to the kitchens to get everything set."

>Sakuya heads off to the kitchen and starts preparing the boiled eggs and tea. She is followed by a line of Chibi Sakuyas, all holding cups, tea leaves, eggs, or other cooking ingredients.
>Reimu sits down at a table in the main hall, and Marisa sits down next to her. They start chatting about nothing in particular.

>Okuu - Unyu? "I guess I'll just look around then..?"
>Let's meander around until we find something interesting.

>Thinking about it, Utsuho realizes that she hasn't actually been in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She is completely lost, partially because the the spatial manipulation that a couple of Chibi Sakuyas are doing out of habit.
>She hears a voice coming from around the corner. "Sheesh. As if getting stuck in Marisa's hat wasn't bad enough, now I'm lost in here. The Yama's going to be furious if she finds out..."
>"Hi, red-haired lady! Are you lost, too?"

>Flandre - Let's take Chiri with us and go find big sis to drag her off to the Library so we can try out the surprise!
>"I'm gonna go find big sis! Me and Chiri are gonna work on a surprise for her!"

>Flandre grabs Chiri by the shirt collar. Well, at least it isn't Utsuho again.

>Remilia - Well, we should go find Flan- Oh, there she is.
>...Why's she dragging us to the Library? Well, Sakuya said she's been behaving herself rather well, so we'll humor her this time.

>Remilia shrugs internally. She's still not sure what exactly happened, but she trusts Sakuya's judgement. Besides, she's looking forward to hearing the story over tea.
>Chiri is choking. "Help..."
>Flandre reaches the Library and kicks open the doors before throwing Chiri into a bookshelf.
>"Why me? I'm not even trying to kill you anymore!"
>Patchouli looks up from her book. "Hello, Flandre. What are you here for?" Did that youkai just say that she was trying to kill Flandre earlier? she thinks to herself.

[Hanzo K.]

>Flandre - Let's fly over to patch-patch!
>"Patch-patch! Where's the book that had the info on the fountain of youth thingy? I'm gonna have Chiri make one that makes you a little older instead~!"

>Chiri - "Woooourgh...The room's spinning...."

>Okuu - "This place sure is weird, isn't it lady? It's so...big."
>Kinda like our control rod.

>Sakuya - "Alright, tea leaves division over there, cups division over there. Hop to it! Let's get this show on the road girls, the tea and eggs aren't going to cook themselves!"

>Remilia - ...What is she up to...?

>Patchouli - How strange. I wonder if...No, we'll keep it to ourselves. it's nice to see the occasional moment when Remilia doesn't have all the answers for a change.


>Cirno - "Hey guys! Let's go see what's up at that big mansion! Maybe we can play some tricks on 'em!"
>Mystia - "I dunno about that...We could get into some big trouble.."
>Wriggle - "Can't be all that bad, we're Youkai after all."
>Rumia - "I wanna see if they got anything to eat~!"
>Daiyousei - "...Um...Someone has to make sure everyone's okay, so I guess that's me..."
>Team 9 - To the mansion!

[LaserTurtle]

Camera Mode: Spectator

>Okuu - "This place sure is weird, isn't it lady? It's so...big."
>Kinda like our control rod.

>Utsuho's control rod isn't that big.
>It does expand, though. One time, a fairy jammed it by getting stuck in it.
>Komachi sighs. "Yes. This is a very weird place. My name's Komachi, by the way."
>"Hi, Komachi! Do you have a map or something?"
>A passing Chibi Sakuya overhears this conversation. She gives Komachi a map before running off to help in the kitchen.

>Sakuya - "Alright, tea leaves division over there, cups division over there. Hop to it! Let's get this show on the road girls, the tea and eggs aren't going to cook themselves!"

>Sakuya smiles. These chibis are much more competent than the fairy maids.
>When the sweets are cooked, Sakuya notices that she's one short of a batch.
>The sweets are hot. I burned my tongue!
>It's about this time that Rin comes crashing through a window into the room where Reimu and Marisa are. Satori is cowering inside Rin's wheelbarrow.
>Marisa looks up. "Hi, Rin. How's Satori?"
>Reimu grins. She turns to Marisa. "Pay up."
>Marisa groans. "Shouldn't have taken that bet..."

>Flandre - Let's fly over to patch-patch!
>"Patch-patch! Where's the book that had the info on the fountain of youth thingy? I'm gonna have Chiri make one that makes you a little older instead~!"

>Patchouli calls for her assistant. "Koakuma, go show Flandre the section on the Fountain of Youth. I'm interested to see what she has planned."
>Koakuma nods. "Right this way, Flandre..."

>Chiri - "Woooourgh...The room's spinning...."

>Chiri is dizzy. Very dizzy.
>Flandre grabs her by the arm. "What're you doing? You gotta keep up!"
>"Wait, what? Nononono don't go that faaaaaaaaaaaast..."
>The two speed off towards the "Mythical Objects" section of the library.

>Remilia - ...What is she up to...?

>Remila is clueless. Flandre smiles to herself. This is going to be the best surprise ever!

>Patchouli - How strange. I wonder if...No, we'll keep it to ourselves. it's nice to see the occasional moment when Remilia doesn't have all the answers for a change.

>Well, Remilia doesn't usually have all the answers, anyway. Patchouli decides that she won't ruin the surprise, though.

>Cirno - "Hey guys! Let's go see what's up at that big mansion! Maybe we can play some tricks on 'em!"
>Mystia - "I dunno about that...We could get into some big trouble.."
>Wriggle - "Can't be all that bad, we're Youkai after all."
>Rumia - "I wanna see if they got anything to eat~!"
>Daiyousei - "...Um...Someone has to make sure everyone's okay, so I guess that's me..."
>Team 9 - To the mansion!

>Cirno grins. They've got to be up to something! Some cat youkai with a wheelbarrow flew towards it a while ago!
>Mystia looks worried. "We probably should get there soon. Rumia looks hungry..."
>Rumia's stomach rumbles.
>Daiyousei sighs. "Well, I hope they won't mind a few extra guests..."
>Meiling is inside on break, so Team 9 reach the gate without any difficulty.
>Cirno calls everyone in for a quick strategy meeting. "Aright, everyone. How are we going to make our grand entrance?"
>"Couldn't we just enter like normal people?" Daiyousei mutters.
>"I say we surprise 'em!" Kogasa interjects.
>Wriggle jumps. "Kogasa, when did you get here?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Okuu - "Wow! Thanks little maid-person!"
>Let's see...Crap, we never were too good with maps, were we?
>Komachi - "Oh here, lemme handle that."
>..Aha, so if we go this way..."...Bingo. Let's head this way, we should reach the Main Hall with this path."
>Let's get going, and be sure to bring the birdbrain with us.

>Satori - "Ugh...I don't know how I let you talk me into this Rin..."
>Rin - "A little shellshocked, but she'll be fine. Maybe I shouldn't have gone through the forest so fast, all those hairpin turns and stuff."

>Flandre - *Skreee!-Crash!* Oops, good thing Patch-patch made her books indestructible! ..The bookshelves aren't so much so..
>"Ahahaha, I crashed into it~! But here we are!"
>Let's dig up all the books about that fountain-thingy we can find!

>Chiri - "OooOooOoogh...."
>Come on girl, we can keep our lunch down....

>Koa - "Um...Maybe you shouldn't have been going so fast..?"
>Well, we should help her, just to make sure- Oh....Oh my. Her strength never ceases to amaze...

>Remilia - "As energetic as always...Then again, that's what I like about her. She always keeps us busy."
>Patchouli - "Indeed. One might go so far as to say that she's the true life of the Mansion."

>Cirno - "I'm da boss ya grots, and I sez we sneak in through dat place wid all da books I can't read! We'll try ta' gum up dere schemez, see? I'm da boss, and wot I sez goez!"
>Wriggle - "Whoa-ho-hoh. Fired up today, isn't she? And why's she talking like some soccer hooligan?"
>Daiyousei - "I think she's been reading too many of those weird books at the secondhand shop..."
>Mystia - "Oh, the one that specs runs? I didn't think he had anything like that."
>Kogasa - "Wait, Cirno actually reads?! I'm the one who's supposed to be doing the surprising!"
>Team 9 - Nothing for it, let's sneak in through that secret passage into the Library that we caught Marisa using!

[LaserTurtle]

I don't have anything witty to say here, but you get the idea:

>Satori - "Ugh...I don't know how I let you talk me into this Rin..."
>Rin - "A little shellshocked, but she'll be fine. Maybe I shouldn't have gone through the forest so fast, all those hairpin turns and stuff."

>Satori groans. "Why couldn't you just let me fly by myself?"
>Rin fakes astonishment. "Of course I couldn't do that! You're too slow! Besides, the forest was a great shortcut!"
>"You didn't even turn around half of those trees," Satori corrects Rin. "You crashed straight through them."

>Okuu - "Wow! Thanks little maid-person!"
>Let's see...Crap, we never were too good with maps, were we?
>Komachi - "Oh here, lemme handle that."
>..Aha, so if we go this way..."...Bingo. Let's head this way, we should reach the Main Hall with this path."
>Let's get going, and be sure to bring the birdbrain with us.

>Utsuho certainly wasn't going to go anywhere. For one thing, she was holding the map upside down.
>Komachi has a better sense of direction. She leads the two to the main hall, where Rin, Satori, Reimu, and Marisa are waiting for tea to be served.
>Marisa laughs. "Hah! She didn't break anything! Pay up, Reimu!"
>Reimu grumbles. "At least I won the other bet..."
>Sakuya appears besides the group and bows. "Tea will be served momentarily. Please wait warmly."
>With that, she disappears to check up on Flandre, as a train of Chibi Sakuyas march over to the table, carrying plates, cups, and tea.

>Flandre - *Skreee!-Crash!* Oops, good thing Patch-patch made her books indestructible! ..The bookshelves aren't so much so..
>"Ahahaha, I crashed into it~! But here we are!"
>Let's dig up all the books about that fountain-thingy we can find!

>Unfortunately, skidding does nothing in midair, but Flandre still manages to bring herself to a halt in front of the bookshelf.
>Chiri, however, isn't so lucky.

>Chiri - "OooOooOoogh...."
>Come on girl, we can keep our lunch down....

>Chiri consoles herself with the fact that since she hasn't eaten anything after being clearly defined, she doesn't have any lunch to lose.
>Flandre pulls some books off of the stunned Chiri. "Hey, these are the books I needed! You help a lot, Chiri!"

>Koa - "Um...Maybe you shouldn't have been going so fast..?"
>Well, we should help her, just to make sure- Oh....Oh my. Her strength never ceases to amaze...

>"I wasn't the one driving," Chiri moans. "So why am I the one that gets hurt?"
>Koakuma laughs nervously. "Sorry. Flandre is a bit... excitable."

>Cirno - "I'm da boss ya grots, and I sez we sneak in through dat place wid all da books I can't read! We'll try ta' gum up dere schemez, see? I'm da boss, and wot I sez goez!"
>Wriggle - "Whoa-ho-hoh. Fired up today, isn't she? And why's she talking like some soccer hooligan?"
>Daiyousei - "I think she's been reading too many of those weird books at the secondhand shop..."
>Mystia - "Oh, the one that specs runs? I didn't think he had anything like that."
>Kogasa - "Wait, Cirno actually reads?! I'm the one who's supposed to be doing the surprising!"
>Team 9 - Nothing for it, let's sneak in through that secret passage into the Library that we caught Marisa using!

>Mystia smiles. "Cirno may be an idiot, but she's not stupid."
>Kogasa shrugs. "I don't get what you mean, but okay..."
>Daiyousei sighs. "She'll get tired of it soon. Let's get into the mansion, already!"
>Team 9 troops into the secret passage, but they run into someone they weren't expecting.
>Sakuya grabs Cirno. All around, Chibi Sakuyas restrain the rest of Team 9. "Well, what have we here?"

>Remilia - "As energetic as always...Then again, that's what I like about her. She always keeps us busy."
>Patchouli - "Indeed. One might go so far as to say that she's the true life of the Mansion."

>Meiling pipes up. "Well, she's a handful; that's for sure."
>Patchouli raises an eyebrow. "Well, why aren't you guarding the gate, Meiling?"
>Meiling grins. "Marisa's already inside. I'm pretty sure I don't have to guard against anyone else..."
>Sakuya and a cadre of Chibi Sakuyas appear, holding Kogasa, Mystia, Wriggle, Daiyousei, and Cirno. "What were you saying, Meiling?"
>Meiling sighs. "I  could use some help guarding the gate. With all those chibis running around, you'd think that there would be a couple ones of me."

[SirChaotick]

>Sakuya - Scout out area for sleeping chibi Meilings. Upon finding sleeping chibi Meilings, stab sleeping chibi Meilings.

[GuardianTempest]

>Sakuya: Wait, shouldn't you get the chibi-selves to do that for you? The one you should be stabbing is the normal Meiling.

[Hanzo K.]

>Flandre - "Yahoo! With this, I can put my plan into action! Chiri, you should read these!"
>Heee...Won't be long now~!
>Chiri - "When the room stops spinning...Bloooourgh..."
-A Little While Later-
>...Okay, we've pulled ourselves together...Let's see...Oh, a fountain that makes you younger, and sometimes grants eternal youth. Well, these girls already have that, so....
>Beat.
>"Oh. Ohhhh....I think I get it now. You want me to make one that ages you up to adult instead, right? Well, I'm pretty sure I can do something like that, I do have to make up for all that trouble I caused you guys after all."
>It shouldn't be too hard to pull that off, we're the Youkai of Quantum Geography after all! A little thing like a fountain that turns you into an adult should be child's play!
>...Try not to laugh at our own joke.

>Cirno - "Oi! Lemme go ya liddle grots! 'fore I freezes ya!"
>Dai - Facepalm. Just...Facepalm. "I knew we should've gone in through the front door like normal people..."
>Wriggle - "....Welp. At least things can't get any worse."
>Mystia - "Well, at least we didn't get stabbed like the last time. Or punched. Or forced to play with the little blonde kid. Now that was a disaster."
>Kogasa - "I'm surprised! And I'm the one who's supposed to be doin' the surprisin' around here!"

>Rumia - "I'm hungry...And where'd everyone go? ...Oh well, I'll just poke around that big mansion again~!"
>Let's make for the mansion too!

>Remilia- "I still wonder what Flandre is up to. Something about the fountain of youth? I'll never understand some of her ideas, but I'll humor her today."
>Patchouli - "Indeed. I do wonder how it will turn out though."

>Rin - "Details details, I got you here at least."
>Satori - ...We really need to figure out how to read her better. "Just...Please don't do that on the way home."

>Okuu - "Hiiiii~!"
>Rush over and grab Satori in a big hug!
>Komachi - "Well, if there's gonna be tea, I can afford to relax here for at least a little while. All this messing-around with space makes it hard to get around, y'know?"

>Shikieiki - We should see why Komachi is taking so long. She's probably gotten stuck in one of those locations that meddles with space again.

[LaserTurtle]

I just realized I could write anything in here and nobody would really notice!:

>Sakuya - Scout out area for sleeping chibi Meilings. Upon finding sleeping chibi Meilings, stab sleeping chibi Meilings.

>Sakuya: Wait, shouldn't you get the chibi-selves to do that for you? The one you should be stabbing is the normal Meiling.

>Meiling cowers. "Don't stab me!"
>Sakuya sighs. "If I stab you, we wouldn't have a gate guard. I sent out some chibis to find some Chibi Meilings, anyway."
>Some more chibis approach. They are each carrying a sleeping Chibi Meiling. They're waiting for orders, and already have a stabbing knife out.
>Meiling winces.

>Remilia- "I still wonder what Flandre is up to. Something about the fountain of youth? I'll never understand some of her ideas, but I'll humor her today."
>Patchouli - "Indeed. I do wonder how it will turn out though."

>Remilia scratches her head. "Still, most of this household is already ageless, and she told me it would be a surprise for me, not Sakuya. What does she have in mind?"
>Patchouli shrugs. "You'll find out eventually. It's directed towards you, after all."

>Cirno - "Oi! Lemme go ya liddle grots! 'fore I freezes ya!"
>Dai - Facepalm. Just...Facepalm. "I knew we should've gone in through the front door like normal people..."
>Wriggle - "....Welp. At least things can't get any worse."
>Mystia - "Well, at least we didn't get stabbed like the last time. Or punched. Or forced to play with the little blonde kid. Now that was a disaster."
>Kogasa - "I'm surprised! And I'm the one who's supposed to be doin' the surprisin' around here!"

>"Try that," Sakuya threatens Cirno, "And I'll stab you so much you'll be feeling it when you respawn."
>Cirno shuts. up. That certainly did the trick.
>"Come to think of it," Sakuya asks Mystia, "wasn't there another one of you guys?"
>Wriggle is shocked. "She's right! Where's Rumia?"
>Sakuya sighs. "Right. Anyway, how about I invite you to the tea part if you all stop messing around and get Cirno to speak normally again."
>Team 9 huddles in to make the decision. "I say we take it," Daiyousei whispers.

>Rumia - "I'm hungry...And where'd everyone go? ...Oh well, I'll just poke around that big mansion again~!"
>Let's make for the mansion too!

>Rumia is lonely. The best cure for loneliness is barging into some place and asking for tea. She proceeds to kick open the front doors of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and sit down in the Main Hall.
>"Okay, even I didn't see that coming." Reimu admits.
>The Chibi Sakuyas rush to accommodate the unexpected guest.

>Rin - "Details details, I got you here at least."
>Satori - ...We really need to figure out how to read her better. "Just...Please don't do that on the way home."

>Rin pouts. "You're no fun. What's wrong with a bit of excitement?"
>Satori groans. "Almost getting killed does not count as excitement. Terror, maybe, but not excitement."

>Okuu - "Hiiiii~!"
>Rush over and grab Satori in a big hug!
>Komachi - "Well, if there's gonna be tea, I can afford to relax here for at least a little while. All this messing-around with space makes it hard to get around, y'know?"

>Utsuho hugs Satori. A normal hug, not a tacklehug.
>Satori pats Utsuho on the head. "At least I know you care about my personal safety, unlike someone." She glares at Rin.
>Komachi takes a seat next to Rumia. "So, how are y'all doing?"
>Reimu raises an eyebrow. "Aren't you supposed to be doing your job?"
>Komachi leans back. "Nah. It's been a slow couple'a days. No dead anythings."

>Shikieiki - We should see why Komachi is taking so long. She's probably gotten stuck in one of those locations that meddles with space again.

>Shikieiki leaves her post. If nobody's ferrying any dead spirits to her, there's nobody to judge.
>Since she knows that the Scarlet Devil Mansion is the main culprit for spatial shenanigans, Shikieiki heads towards Misty Lake.
>Komachi shivers. "I have the feeling that Eiki's gonna lecture me soon..."

>Flandre - "Yahoo! With this, I can put my plan into action! Chiri, you should read these!"
>Heee...Won't be long now~!
>Chiri - "When the room stops spinning...Bloooourgh..."
-A Little While Later-
>...Okay, we've pulled ourselves together...Let's see...Oh, a fountain that makes you younger, and sometimes grants eternal youth. Well, these girls already have that, so....
>Beat.
>"Oh. Ohhhh....I think I get it now. You want me to make one that ages you up to adult instead, right? Well, I'm pretty sure I can do something like that, I do have to make up for all that trouble I caused you guys after all."
>It shouldn't be too hard to pull that off, we're the Youkai of Quantum Geography after all! A little thing like a fountain that turns you into an adult should be child's play!
>...Try not to laugh at our own joke.

>Flandre dumps a pile of books onto Chiri, then flies off to join the rest of the group for tea.
Mini-TIMESKIP!>Chiri finishes reading the last of the books, just as Flandre stops by to check up on her.
>Flandre nods. "Yup! It's for making Big Sis look like an adult!"
>Chiri giggles to herself. Heh heh. Child's play.
>"Okay, I'm going to need a large, unnamed space where nobody is looking to work my magic. Got a location in mind?" Chiri asks.

[Hanzo K.]

>Flandre - "Let's ask big sis! She'd know! Let's go!"
>Chiri - Oh no...Here we go again...! "Whoooa!"

>Dai - "Cirno's been talking weirdly lately."
>Rumia - "Is that so?" Cirno always was a weird one~ "These little guys look just like that maid~! ...I wonder if there's one out there that looks like me?!"
>Cirno - "Gaaah...Stupid liddle..."
>Wriggle - "Well, it's a start at least. I say we take 'em up on it."
>Mystia - "I suppose that's the way it is~♪"
>Kogasa - "Yeah...I guess this'll have to be how it is. I'm not looking forward to getting stabbed today."

Okuu - "Hee-hee~"
>Controlrodpalm, then look at Rin in a teasing way that implies we know something she doesn't. "Scaring miss Satori? naughty naughty~"
>Rin - Apply Dope Slap.bat to R_Utsuho.EXE "Shaddap willya? I got her here in one piece didn't I?"
>Satori - ...Not exactly... "...I'm fairly sure we left my lunch somewhere in there."

>Remilia - "Hm? A large unnamed space where nobody is looking... There should be something like that a short distance from the mansion itself. Hardly anyone ever looks east here, so you should be able to do whatever it is you plan to do there."
>Patchouli - "Hmm...Yes, that place should work perfectly. I was going to convert that place into a greenhouse, but so be it."

>Shikieiki - ...Yup, she's in there alright. lazing around with tea.
>Komachi - "...Oh this is gonna suuuuck."

[LaserTurtle]

Definitely not Koishi:

>Dai - "Cirno's been talking weirdly lately."
>Cirno - "Gaaah...Stupid liddle..."
>Wriggle - "Well, it's a start at least. I say we take 'em up on it."
>Mystia - "I suppose that's the way it is~♪"
>Kogasa - "Yeah...I guess this'll have to be how it is. I'm not looking forward to getting stabbed today."

>Sakuya bows. "I'm glad you agree." The chibis escort them to the main hall.
>The rest of Team 9 meets up with Rumia in the main hall, and they are all enjoying tea and sweets. Much merriment is had.

>Rumia - "Is that so?" Cirno always was a weird one~ "These little guys look just like that maid~! ...I wonder if there's one out there that looks like me?!"

>Kogasa groans. "If nothing else, there's a whole lotta chibi red-whites running around the place."
>"I'm right here, you know," Reimu points out.

Okuu - "Hee-hee~"
>Controlrodpalm, then look at Rin in a teasing way that implies we know something she doesn't. "Scaring miss Satori? naughty naughty~"
>Rin - Apply Dope Slap.bat to R_Utsuho.EXE "Shaddap willya? I got her here in one piece didn't I?"
>Satori - ...Not exactly... "...I'm fairly sure we left my lunch somewhere in there."

>Utsuho gets watery eyes. "Orin, that huuurt!"
>Satori sighs. "Great, Rin. You made Utsuho cry."
>Rin panics. "I didn't mean to!"

>Shikieiki - ...Yup, she's in there alright. lazing around with tea.
>Komachi - "...Oh this is gonna suuuuck."

>Shikieiki has entered the building!
>Komachi waves her hands frantically. "I can explain! I needed the day off! Have you ever been inside Marisa's hat?"
>"I resent that!" Marisa interjects.
>Sakuya walks in the room, holding more sweets. "Ah, it's the Yama. Would you like to join this tea party?"

>Flandre - "Let's ask big sis! She'd know! Let's go!"
>Chiri - Oh no...Here we go again...! "Whoooa!"

>Flandre drags Chiri across the library again before throwing her at Patchouli.
>Patchouli's barrier spell bounces Chiri off into another bookshelf. Chibi Koakumas hurry around the library, cleaning up all the fallen books.
>"Why..." Chiri moans. "So much pain..."
>"Hey, sis!" Flandre asks, ignoring Chiri. "Do you know anywhere that hasn't been named?"

>Remilia - "Hm? A large unnamed space where nobody is looking... There should be something like that a short distance from the mansion itself. Hardly anyone ever looks east here, so you should be able to do whatever it is you plan to do there."
>Patchouli - "Hmm...Yes, that place should work perfectly. I was going to convert that place into a greenhouse, but so be it."

>Remilia teases Patchouli. "Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find another place to grow your magical plants."
>Patchouli is unfazed. "I already planted those in the gardens around here."
>Outside of the mansion, several Chibi Meilings are panicking. The full moon has awoken the were-plants.
>The actual Meiling is headed to the main hall to join in the festivities.
>Flandre cheers. "All right, let's go!"
>Chiri's head is clearing up. "Go where?" Flandre grabs Chiri's arm. "Oh, no..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Chiri - Here we go again! "Nooot sooo faaaast!"
>Flandre - Whee! Let's get going! We'll drag big sis along too!
>Remilia - Urk! Us too?! Oh no...here we goooo...!
-A short While Later(Again)-
>Flandre _ "Heeeere we are~! First floor, men's apparel, wristwatches, and a biiiig surprise for big sis~!"
>Chiri - "Wooough....Please make the spinning stop..."
>Remilia - "Ooogh...Even I have to agree..."
-Another Short While Later(Yet Again)-
>Chiri - "Okay, can you guys look away or something? I can't pull this off with people looking."
>Let's get to work when they've turned away.
>Flandre - "Kaaay~!"
>Remilia - Well, we'll humor her. After all, if it's a gift for us, we need to accept it without hesitation!
>Flan&Remi - We'll just turn back around and look at the mansion instead. ..Damn, that's a pretty sweet mansion.

>Patchouli - Sigh amusedly. "Same as ever."

>Shikieiki - "Well, it has been a rather slow day, though I suppose that's no small fault of my subordinate." Stare at Komachi.
>Komachi - "B-boss..I've been getting stuck in these places all day today...Something's gotta be messing around with my ability or something..."

>Rumia - "Teatime~ And snacks too~"
>Cirno - "Mmphle~!" These are awesome! And we don't need to worry about choking since we'll just revive anyhow! Bein' a fairy rocks!
>...Are there even any rock fairies? They must be pretty noisy!
>Daiyousei - "Cirno, please don't talk with your mouth full..."
>Wriggle - "Oi, at least we aren't getting stabbed, so it's an aces day in my book."
>Mystia - "Sweets~♪"
>Kogasa - Why's everyone surprising people but us?! ...Eh? What're those three up to...?
>...Aha! We'll follow them and see what they're up to, then surprise 'em!

>Okuu - Let it all out. Adorably.
>Rin - Sigh...Some days you just can't catch a break, huh?
>Satori - "I heard that." Let's just enjoy the tea, and try to not get overwhelmed by the large group that's gathering. We'll have quite the migraine to nurse when we get back home.

[LaserTurtle]

Shenanigan Camera: Stealth Mode

>Shikieiki - "Well, it has been a rather slow day, though I suppose that's no small fault of my subordinate." Stare at Komachi.
>Komachi - "B-boss..I've been getting stuck in these places all day today...Something's gotta be messing around with my ability or something..."

>Shikieiki scratches her head. "Messing with your ability? Unless something's changing the very geography of Gensokyo, that's not even possible."
>"Actually," Sakuya speaks up, "Someone has. We named her Chiri."
>"Is that so?" Shikieiki mutters. "Looks like I'm going to have to lecture her if I find her..."
>"Hey!" Rumia slams her hands on the table. "Objection! You stole my catchphrase!"
>Reimu sips her tea. "Relax, Rumia. This is a tea party, not a trial."

>Rumia - "Teatime~ And snacks too~"
>Cirno - "Mmphle~!" These are awesome! And we don't need to worry about choking since we'll just revive anyhow! Bein' a fairy rocks!
>...Are there even any rock fairies? They must be pretty noisy!
>Daiyousei - "Cirno, please don't talk with your mouth full..."
>Wriggle - "Oi, at least we aren't getting stabbed, so it's an aces day in my book."
>Mystia - "Sweets~♪"
>Kogasa - Why's everyone surprising people but us?! ...Eh? What're those three up to...?
>...Aha! We'll follow them and see what they're up to, then surprise 'em!

>Satori glares at Cirno. "How is it possible that your train of thought gets derailed from being derailed?"
>Wriggle is sporting a monocle and a fancy top hat. Rumia thinks that the top hat would taste quite refined.
>Kogasa stands up abruptly. "I'm sorry. I have some business to take care of." I can't surprise anyone here, so maybe those three would be easier to attack!
>Satori shivers. "I can read minds, little umbrella."

>Okuu - Let it all out. Adorably.
>Rin - Sigh...Some days you just can't catch a break, huh?
>Satori - "I heard that." Let's just enjoy the tea, and try to not get overwhelmed by the large group that's gathering. We'll have quite the migraine to nurse when we get back home.

>Utsuho proceeds to cry. It is rather adorable.
>Satori lectures Rin. "Besides, it's your fault in the first place. Now maybe you'll start driving like a normal person."

>Chiri - Here we go again! "Nooot sooo faaaast!"
>Flandre - Whee! Let's get going! We'll drag big sis along too!
>Remilia - Urk! Us too?! Oh no...here we goooo...!
-A short While Later(Again)-
>Flandre _ "Heeeere we are~! First floor, men's apparel, wristwatches, and a biiiig surprise for big sis~!"
>Chiri - "Wooough....Please make the spinning stop..."
>Remilia - "Ooogh...Even I have to agree..."
-Another Short While Later(Yet Again)-
>Chiri - "Okay, can you guys look away or something? I can't pull this off with people looking."
>Let's get to work when they've turned away.
>Flandre - "Kaaay~!"
>Remilia - Well, we'll humor her. After all, if it's a gift for us, we need to accept it without hesitation!
>Flan&Remi - We'll just turn back around and look at the mansion instead. ..Damn, that's a pretty sweet mansion.

Flandre, stop causing TIMESKIPs. Does it look like I'm made of them?>Remilia whispers to Flandre. "Why can't she do it with us watching? Surely she's doing something cool!"
>Flandre whispers back. "I dunno, but that's how it works. Something like that."
>Chiri is trying to create a Fountain of Adulthood/Youth, but she can't seem to do it.
>It's almost as if someone's watching her. A quick glance proves that both of the vampires have their backs turned, so who can it be...?
>There's nothing else here except for an umbrella...
>"Boo!"
>OHGODWHAT NO THIS IS RIDICULOUS THAT UMBRELLA DID NOT JUST SAY "BOO!"
>Chiri faints. Kogasa scratches her head. "I didn't think it would be this effective. Ah well~"

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Flandre: "Hey! You messed up my surprise!"
>Smack her. Gently. For us.

[Hanzo K.]

>Remilia - "I'll try and bring her around."
>Let's see about bringing Chiri back around again.
>Chiri - Not fun... "Ngnn..."

>Kogasa - "Pyaaa~! Looks like I'm blasting off again~!" *Twinkle-in-the-sky*

>Rumia - "I get the funniest feeling that someone just got sent flying~"
>Wriggle - "Jolly good!"
>Mystia - "Greaaaaat."
>Cirno - "Wait...if rock fairies are noisy...Then why do rocks never make any sounds except when you drop them..?"
>Daiyousei - And to think, we're the only sane one...

>Satori - Sigh. "I wonder how I even got talked into coming here myself, little fairy."
>Okuu - "That was mean Rin-Rin!"
>Orin - Sigh.

>Komachi - Phew...We got lucky that time. Who knew there actually was someone like that though..?
>Shikieiki - "Well, since I'm here, I suppose I'll have some tea as well."

[LaserTurtle]

One o' them hidd'n cam'ra things or somethin':

>Flandre: "Hey! You messed up my surprise!"
>Smack her. Gently. For us.

>Kogasa - "Pyaaa~! Looks like I'm blasting off again~!" *Twinkle-in-the-sky*

At the summit of Youkai Mountain, Suwako finds a strange eggplant-colored umbrella. It looks like it needs to be repaired badly. She throws it off the mountain. It wasn't really her problem, anyway.

>Remilia - "I'll try and bring her around."
>Let's see about bringing Chiri back around again.
>Chiri - Not fun... "Ngnn..."

>Chiri wakes up, and takes a minute to pull herself together. "All right! For real this time! Ladies and... ladies, please avert your eyes!"
>Flandre's brimming with excitement. She's finally going to know what it's like to be a grown-up!

>Komachi - Phew...We got lucky that time. Who knew there actually was someone like that though..?
>Shikieiki - "Well, since I'm here, I suppose I'll have some tea as well."

>Satori smiles at Komachi. "There wasn't, actually. Not 'til recently. Sakuya can tell you all about it."
>Sakuya bows. "Always a pleasure to serve the Yama."

>Rumia - "I get the funniest feeling that someone just got sent flying~"
>Wriggle - "Jolly good!"
>Mystia - "Greaaaaat."
>Cirno - "Wait...if rock fairies are noisy...Then why do rocks never make any sounds except when you drop them..?"
>Daiyousei - And to think, we're the only sane one...

>Daiyousei scratches her head. "Is that so?"
>Rumia glares at her.
>"What? You were practically setting someone up for that!" Daiyousei says defensively.
>Cirno's brain is starting to hurt. To avoid Cirno from getting a meltdown, Daiyousei applies a slap to the back of Cirno's head.
>"Daiyousei, that huuurt!"
>Daiyousei sighs.

>Satori - Sigh. "I wonder how I even got talked into coming here myself, little fairy."
>Okuu - "That was mean Rin-Rin!"
>Orin - Sigh.

>Daiyousei grins. This youkai seems to be sane. And nice. That's another good thing.
>"Thanks for the compliment. I also read minds," Satori grins mischievously.
>Rin is trying desperately to calm Utsuho down. It's working, marginally.
>Meiling walks in from the hallway. "Hello! Got room for another person at the table?"
>Marisa pulls a seat out next to her. "Sure. I was wondering if you'd join the festivities."
>Sakuya sighs. "I suppose I'll have to make some more tea and sweets, then."

[Hanzo K.]

>Remi&Flan - Turn away yet again!
>Chiri - Okay, let's do our thing!

>Daiyousei - "Well, at least it's better than some of the other stuff." And at least she's nice too.
>Satori - Chuckle a bit. Maybe this wasn't such a bad thing after all. "..Could've done without Rin being such a wild driver though."
>Rin - "H-hey! I got you here in one piece didn't I?"
>Okuu - "Unyuu...Rin's a big meanie..."

>Rumia - "S'at so?"
>Cirno - "Ow...."
>...What were we thinking about again?
>Wriggle - "I say, a little bit of the old percussive maintenance, eh old chap?"
>Mystia - And sometimes we wonder if we're entirely sane for dealing with these guys. At least Dai's alright for a fairy.

>Komachi - "Well, that's news, eh?"
>Shikieiki - "Indeed it is. We'll deal with your little problem later though."

>Sanae - Eh? What's with that beat-up umbrella that just landed near us...? Who'd throw out a perfectly good umbrella like that?
>Nothing a little miracle can't fix!
>Kogasa - "...My hero."

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Dai: ...When did Wriggle become British?

[LaserTurtle]

Unexplainable Thingamajiggy that can see everyone or something like that. I dunno.:

>Sanae - Eh? What's with that beat-up umbrella that just landed near us...? Who'd throw out a perfectly good umbrella like that?
>Nothing a little miracle can't fix!
>Kogasa - "...My hero."

>Through the power of miracles, Sanae repairs the broken little umbrella. Kogasa pops out. "My hero!"
>Her excitement dies down one she realizes who fixed her. "Oh, boy. Another shrine maiden. Tell you what," she says, carefully taking her umbrella from Sanae's grasp, "I'll just leave and you won't have to exterminate me. Are you fine with that?"
>She turns around and flies away as fast as she can, back towards the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>Sanae scratches her head. Well, at least she got a bunch of Chibi Sanaes to command.

>Daiyousei - "Well, at least it's better than some of the other stuff." And at least she's nice too.
>Satori - Chuckle a bit. Maybe this wasn't such a bad thing after all. "..Could've done without Rin being such a wild driver though."
>Rin - "H-hey! I got you here in one piece didn't I?"
>Okuu - "Unyuu...Rin's a big meanie..."

>Mystia starts laughing. "You gotta be stronger than that! You're a bird youkai! We're a proud, independent, and strong race! We don't let getting hit faze us!"
>Reimu displays some of her trademark homing amulets. "Really, Mystia?"
>Mystia quiets down. "Well, within reason," she mumbles.

>Rumia - "S'at so?"
>Cirno - "Ow...."
>...What were we thinking about again?
>Wriggle - "I say, a little bit of the old percussive maintenance, eh old chap?"
>Mystia - And sometimes we wonder if we're entirely sane for dealing with these guys. At least Dai's alright for a fairy.

>Rin turns to Rumia frantically. "No, no! I'm a normal person, not a meanie!"
>Daiyousei giggles. "Utsuho's expression says otherwise."
>Utsuho is still sniffling, but she's calmed down. Cirno is unresponsive. She must be gathering her thoughts again.
>Satori looks at Mystia. "I feel the exact same way. But they're your friends; what can you do?"

>Dai: ...When did Wriggle become British?

>Wriggle grins. "Do you like my British accent? I'm trying to be like one of those fancy people in the story books that the crested ibis youkai reads!"
>Daiyousei shrugs. "I'd give you an 'A' for effort."

>Komachi - "Well, that's news, eh?"
>Shikieiki - "Indeed it is. We'll deal with your little problem later though."

>"Aw, come on!" Komachi whines. "This time, I have an excuse! How about you lecture that quantum youkai if you run into her?"
>"She's here too. I'm expecting her to join in after she's done dealing with Remilia and Flandre," Sakuya points out.
>Shikieiki sips her tea. "Well, I'm sure she'll have enough time to learn about what she's been doing wrong."

>Remi&Flan - Turn away yet again!
>Chiri - Okay, let's do our thing!

Quantum shenanigans are happening. Please wait warmly...
>"Tada! It's done!"
>Remilia and Flandre turn around as Chiri flourishes to the ornate Fountain of General Age Manipulation. Gold trimmings and water that practically glows with pseudo-magic. Chiri certainly went all out for this.
>"It should work if you have a general age range in mind," Chiri explains. "Give it a try!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Sakuya - "...I get the feeling that the mistress is going to be rather fired up when she returns."
>Hong - "What makes you say that?"
>Patchouli - "That quantum geography youkai was helping the little sister out with an idea of hers. I'm rather interested in seeing how it turns out."

>Flandre - Let's grab big sis and dive in! We got just the age in mind!
>......Wow. We look AWESOME!
>Remilia - "Wh-what...?"
>Whoa. We even sound older and more charismatic! "This...This is amazing...! I feel incredible! Is it a dream? No! I'm awake! I'm wide awake! Ahahahaa!"
>Back to the mansion! Full Speed Ahead! "Whoosh!"
>Chiri - Whoa, it actually worked for 'em. Wonder if it'll work on Fairies too?
>...A bit excitable though, isn't she? Well, Vampires will be Vampires.
>Flandre(Again) - "Hey! Wait up sis!"
>Whoa. We sound awesome too! So suave, alluring, and grown-up too! "This is great Chiri! You should give it a try too!"
>Let's head back with Chiri and find Wriggle, Cirno, Mystia, Rumia, and that other fairy, and drag them back to pitch them in too~!

>Wriggle - "..Eh? What's all this theeen~?!"
>Dai - "Eek!"
>Mystia - "Buh-wha?!"
>Cirno - "Wha-"
>Rumia - "Is that sooooo~"
>Team 9 - *Ker-Splash!* Whoa. Whoa.

>Sakuya(Again) - ...Was that really...?
>Remilia(Again!) - "Ahahaha! Look upon me and despair! For you shall never be as charismatic as I! Ahahahaha!"

>Everyone else at the mansion aside from Flan, Chiri, and Team 9 - Deadpan Stare.