Author Topic: Off The Rails - NEW ADVENTURE IN A NEW THREAD! [Completed]  (Read 73647 times)

Hanzo K.

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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #150 on: September 19, 2012, 01:26:58 AM »
>Flandre - Only red though, easier to work with.

>Utsuho - We'll just have to find a Chibi of the maid too then!
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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #151 on: September 19, 2012, 03:29:34 AM »
>Game Overseer Koishi would like to note that, despite the panicked tone of this update, you have all the time in the world to decide what to do, because the Game Master won't get off his lazy bum and write until tomorrow.

Utsuho:
>Utsuho - We'll just have to find a Chibi of the maid too then!
>This shall go onto your list of priorities, right under finding a Chibi you and Orin.
> Utsuho: Conveniently walk up front and receive all danger to the face by sheer luck!
>You have decided. You are going to lead the group and no second opinions about it!
>You march confidently up to what you think is the front of the line. Your suspicions are confirmed when Flandre turns on her danmaku lights.
>Then you realize your control rod now has a knife sticking in it.
>This is bad.
>Your control rod will explode in around 10 seconds, and you don't remember where you keep the spare.
>_

Sakuya:
> Sakuya: Is the real Rumia following us about or something?
>That certainly would be a problem. People can't see in the dark.
>At Kourindou, Rinnosuke is flailing around in a sphere of darkness as Rumia rides on his shoulders. Poor guy can't catch a break.
> Sakuya: Do a barrelroll to one side and knife the first thing we see as we finish the barrelroll!
>Any idea involving barrel rolls are at least worth a try. You execute your plan, hoping to catch a little darkness youkai unawares.
>That knifing didn't go through flesh. It went into something metal.
>Flandre lights up the cave, and you realize that you have just stabbed Utsuho's nuclear-fusion-arm-cannon-thingy.
>This team has some coordination issues. Utsuho's panicking about something.
>Her arm cannon is glowing. That... is not a good sign.
>_

Flandre:
> Flandre: Danmaku light for everyone!
>You create a bright flash of multicolored crystal lights, possibly blinding everyone around you...
>Flandre - Only red though, easier to work with.
>And then tone it down, leaving everyone in a soft red glow.
>Except for Utsuho's arm-cannon-thingy is glowing, too. It has a knife sticking in it.
>That is not a good sign. You probably should get away.
>_
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #152 on: September 19, 2012, 03:35:27 AM »
>Sakuya - Timestop the Control Rod. Then, reverse time for it to before it got knifed!

>Okuu - We gotta find the spare!

>Flandre - "Uh-oh."
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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #153 on: September 19, 2012, 03:34:08 PM »
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Timestop the Control Rod. Then, reverse time for it to before it got knifed!
>You can't reverse time! That's practically cheating!
>'sides, you don't have complete control over time.
>You do, however, freeze the control rod. It's still glowing and ready to explode though.
>Well, this is a problem.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - We gotta find the spare!
>Keeping a radioactive-particle-emitting control rod attached to you isn't a good idea, so you take it off and throw it away as far as you can.
>You don't know where the spare is, but at least you're not going to be bombarded by radioactivity any time soon.
>Wait, you think you hit someone with that control rod. It looked like it bounced off of something.
>A chibi, at least. Walking up to the unconscious chibi, you find out that it's a Chibi Utsuho.
>That's absurdly convenient. Huh.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Uh-oh."
>Something glowing like that doesn't look good. At least Sakuya's got it under control.
>She timestopped the rod, but she can't do anything else. That's when Utsuho threw it away as far as she could.
>You want to be helpful too, though! Maybe you should kyuu the rod, so it stops glowing menacingly?
>_
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #154 on: September 19, 2012, 03:44:19 PM »
>Flandre - Well, hopefully it'll turn into a maid outfit for Okuu~! Let's try it!

>Okuu - Whoa...It..actually turned into one! Maybe if we wear it, we'll be just as competent as Sakuya!
>UWOOOOH! COMPETENCE OVERFLOWING! ...Nope, we don't feel any different~ But at least we look the part!
> Well, we can just dig up the spare rod when we find it~
>Oh hey, a mini-us! Let's pick it up and use an easy orb on it when we get one from Sakuya!

>Sakuya - ...Well, at least they aren't on any substances like before.
>....Be sure to timestop and confiscate anything that could put them back into that again whenever anything of that sort comes into proximity.
>Oh, the crow wants an orb? Well, we can spare an easy orb at least, since that Chibi she's carrying is already KO'd.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 03:57:55 PM by Hanzo K. »
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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #155 on: September 19, 2012, 10:30:18 PM »
Flandre:
>Flandre - Well, hopefully it'll turn into a maid outfit for Okuu~! Let's try it!
>It actually turns into a nurse outfit, but still, that's good!

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Whoa...It..actually turned into one! Maybe if we wear it, we'll be just as competent as Sakuya!
>UWOOOOH! COMPETENCE OVERFLOWING! ...Nope, we don't feel any different~ But at least we look the part!
> Well, we can just dig up the spare rod when we find it~
>Oh hey, a mini-us! Let's pick it up and use an easy orb on it when we get one from Sakuya!
>Is the now COMPETENT NURSE Utsuho become. Got level!
Achievement unlocked! Bad translators: Hey, guys. You messed up on a spot.
>Yeah, you're in no hurry to get a new one. That just means you can't control your nuclear fusion powers as well.
>Wait, that actually sounds like a bad situation.
>Ah well~!
>Sakuya gives you an Easy Orb, and you catch the Chibi Utsuho.
>This is the best day ever. Flandre's right. This is an adventure!
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - ...Well, at least they aren't on any substances like before.
>You're not too sure about that. For all you know, the air in here could specifically cause vampire girls and animal youkai to act irrationally.
>It's not out of the question. Quantum geography would probably do something like that.
>....Be sure to timestop and confiscate anything that could put them back into that again whenever anything of that sort comes into proximity.
>Oh, the crow wants an orb? Well, we can spare an easy orb at least, since that Chibi she's carrying is already KO'd.
>What, do you look like some sort of hypercompetent maid? Oh, wait...
>Anyway, you'll do your best to prevent any other hallucinogenic encounters.
>You give Utsuho the Easy Orb, and she catches the chibi successfully. Only one more to go. A Chibi Orin, whatever that is.
>...Why are there two Utsuhos, now?
>Nope. You've ruled out this cave causing irrational behavior. Instead, it just  makes you feel really dizzy, like you're...
>...about to...
>...faint...
THUD

Sakuya is unconscious. This does not bode well. She cannot accept any commands unless they involve her being unconscious. Game Overseer Koishi eagerly awaits your input.
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #156 on: September 19, 2012, 10:34:50 PM »
> Swap Sakuya's Maid Outfit for Utusho's Nurse outfit.

> That way Sakuya gets a holiday from being a maid and Utusho gets to be a hypercompentant maid like she wanted!


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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #157 on: September 19, 2012, 10:44:44 PM »
>Flandre - Facepalm. Now we gotta be the serious one! "Okuu, let's get her outta here! She needs fresh air!"
>"Not very happy with weird voice y'know! Wanna get kyuu'd?"

>Okuu - "Right!"
>"Even I think this is a bit much...."

>Both - Let's get Sakuya back down to the exit!

(This is actually pretty disconcerting. :ohdear: )
« Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 11:37:08 PM by Hanzo K. »
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Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #158 on: September 20, 2012, 01:43:30 AM »
Flandre:
>Flandre - Facepalm. Now we gotta be the serious one! "Okuu, let's get her outta here! She needs fresh air!"
>"Not very happy with weird voice y'know! Wanna get kyuu'd?"
>Sakuya isn't going to be happy if you slack off with nobody watching over you! You have to take command!
>Utsuho salutes you and gets to work, giving the unconscious Sakuya a piggyback.
>"Shoot, she might've noticed me. Um... Don't worry, you aren't hearing any voices!"

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Right!"
>"Even I think this is a bit much...."
>Following Flandre's orders, you carry Sakuya on your back.
>"Why are you all blaming me? This is quantum geography's fault! I can't even control it anymore!"
> Swap Sakuya's Maid Outfit for Utusho's Nurse outfit.

> That way Sakuya gets a holiday from being a maid and Utusho gets to be a hypercompentant maid like she wanted!
>In a moment of whimsy, you swap outfits with Sakuya as quickly as possible.
>You have a lot more confidence, wearing that maid uniform. Now you even match your Chibi Koishi, wherever she is!
>"She's with me. I'll just send her back to you guys, shall I?"
>Wait, you have to focus. Your supervisor is in trouble!

TIMESKIP!>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and you're surprised that you managed to get out of the cave. Did Flandre and Utsuho actually successfully help you?
>...Why are you wearing a nurse outfit? Utsuho's wearing your maid outfit! What the heck did you miss?
>Well, you just have to leave Mt. Moon for now, and hope that the quantum geography decides to change it when you're not looking.
>"You missed not a lot. Basically, they just dragged you out after Okuu swapped outfits with you."
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, and you're relieved that Sakuya's all right. Now everything's okay!
>Of course, quantum geography is getting on your nerves, now.
>You can't even kyuu it, because it's a concept, not an object. That would be like trying to kyuu purity.
>"And a good thing you can't, too. That'd mess up so much regarding the celestials and Lunarians."
>_

>You are Utsuho Reiuji, and you're triumphant about your ability. This maid uniform does wonders for your confidence!
>Now, however, there are more important things on your mind, such as how to stop the quantum geography from causing chaos.
>Your normal approach of attacking things with nuclear fusion power is useless here, but maybe Satori has an idea of what to do to help.
>"Or ask me. Wait, you're not even listening are you?"
>"Looks like I have to takes some drastic measures..."
>_

>Hey there. I'm Game Overseer Koishi Komeji, as you already know. I'm the one who makes sure all your commands get sorted.
>Now, I used to control the quantum geography, but it's gained a life and personality of its own. Flandre can't even kyuu it, because it's not a fully grown youkai yet.
>Even if it became a youkai, Flandre wouldn't be able to kyuu it until she knows its identity.
>It's sorta on the edge. Anyway, I'm not affected by the quantum geography, but I can't seem to communicate with your three heroines.
>I'll just wait for some commands, shall I? I can't stray too far from the group, otherwise your commands won't get through.
>So, what do you want me to do?
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #159 on: September 20, 2012, 02:32:33 AM »
>Flandre - "Phew...Everyone's okay now..."

>Okuu - "Yeah...But now I gotta get a new Control Rod."

>Sakuya - "I still don't know why I'm wearing a nurse uniform instead of my usual."
>A good maid always carries spares though. We should have an extra somewhere in the TSMS.


>Koi-koi - Stay awhile and listen. Because there's not much else to do.
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #160 on: September 20, 2012, 02:34:34 AM »
>Utsuho: "Maybe Satori knows where my spare is.  Don't worry, though; I'm not ending the adventure. I just need my spare control rod."

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #161 on: September 20, 2012, 09:04:31 AM »
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Phew...Everyone's okay now..."
>You were worried for Sakuya back there. What was up with that cave?
>Maybe if you leave it alone, it will disappear?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Yeah...But now I gotta get a new Control Rod."
>You don't know where your spare is, but...
>Utsuho: "Maybe Satori knows where my spare is.  Don't worry, though; I'm not ending the adventure. I just need my spare control rod."
>Satori might! Let's visit her! Off to the underground!
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "I still don't know why I'm wearing a nurse uniform instead of my usual."
>A good maid always carries spares though. We should have an extra somewhere in the TSMS.
Ah, yes. Your piles upon piles of spare maid uniforms. Those probably take up 90% of your possible TSMS space.
>After changing with elegance and charisma, you're ready to visit this "Satori."
>_

>Koi-koi - Stay awhile and listen. Because there's not much else to do.
>Hey, that's actually sort of relaxing. In a weird sort of way.
>Well, if there's nothing to do, I'll just wait around for something to do, shall I?
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

Hanzo K.

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #162 on: September 20, 2012, 09:15:45 AM »
>Flandre - If we ever find that quantum thingy, we're punching it in the face! ...Even if it doesn't have a face! We'll make it have a face just so we can punch it!
>Come to think of it, we were pretty responsible there for a change! Does that mean we're a grownup now?! Does this mean we look older too?!

>Okuu - "Well, let's get going everyone!"
>Let's lead the way to the Underground, and hope it hasn't gone all weird too!

>Sakuya - Let's stash away the nurse outfit, maybe it'll be useful later.
>"Well, I suppose it's better than nothing."

>Koi-koi - Oh, we should probably follow them, it'd kinda be a problem if they got away after all. Besides, it's been a while since we visited sis.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2012, 12:05:41 PM by Hanzo K. »
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #163 on: September 20, 2012, 08:19:25 PM »
Flandre:
>Flandre - If we ever find that quantum thingy, we're punching it in the face! ...Even if it doesn't have a face! We'll make it have a face just so we can punch it!
>Come to think of it, we were pretty responsible there for a change! Does that mean we're a grownup now?! Does this mean we look older too?!
>Unfortunately, you can't make something have a face. You'll just have to wait until this quantum whatever makes its own face.
>Punching its face is going to be one of your top priorities, though.
>You check yourself. Nope. Still as eternally young as you always are.
>Utsuho knows where to go, so she's going to be in charge! Everyone gets to lead!
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Let's stash away the nurse outfit, maybe it'll be useful later.
>"Well, I suppose it's better than nothing."
>You're not sure if it will be useful at all, but just in case. Utsuho doesn't look like she's going to give back your maid uniform anytime soon.
>Where are her original clothes, anyway?
>Wait, they're in your TSMS. How'd she put them in there?
>You'll just leave things up to Utsuho from here. She's from the Underground, so she probably knows what she's doing.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Well, let's get going everyone!"
>Let's lead the way to the Underground, and hope it hasn't gone all weird too!
>Thankfully, the entrance to the Underground is the same as before. The rest of it is going to be fine.
>Wait, you forgot about the bridge princess. She must be conscious by now. That's not good.
>When you reach the bridge, sure enough, she's waiting.
>"YOU!" she yells.
>You have the feeling that she's not going to let you through without a fight.

>Koi-koi - Oh, we should probably follow them, it'd kinda be a problem if they got away after all. Besides, it's been a while since we visited sis.
>I have to, anyway. Maybe I should talk with Sis. She seems like she could help. Even if she can't, I'm sure she hasn't seen me for a while.
>What should I do next?
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

Hanzo K.

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #164 on: September 20, 2012, 08:30:41 PM »
>Flandre - Rats. And here we were getting our hopes up in being awesome-looking and attractive. Big sis gets all the fun and charisma...Phooey.

>Okuu - "Oh, uh...Sorry about crashing into you like that earlier..?" Ooh...we're really not in a condition to fight...

>Sakuya - Well, this just adds to the trouble, hm?

>Koi-koi - Well this is a mess, isn't it? Let's see if we can't influence her to not bother with picking a fight.
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #165 on: September 21, 2012, 09:40:22 AM »
Flandre:
>Flandre - Rats. And here we were getting our hopes up in being awesome-looking and attractive. Big sis gets all the fun and charisma...Phooey.
>You're starting to be jealous of Remilia. Why doesn't she teach you how to be charismatic? She just wants all the charisma for herself.
>The bridge princess is satisfied about something.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Well, this just adds to the trouble, hm?
>You're starting to envy those who don't have to run errands. You should try and persuade Remilia to get some time off.
>Why is that bridge princess looking so triumphant?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Oh, uh...Sorry about crashing into you like that earlier..?" Ooh...we're really not in a condition to fight...
>She smiles evillysweetly at you. "Don't worry, I'm not mad. I'm just so happy about you crashing into me on your way to visit new places."
>Then she suddenly freezes, and falls asleep.
>Huh. You should get moving. In any case, this is strangely convenient.
>_

>Koi-koi - Well this is a mess, isn't it? Let's see if we can't influence her to not bother with picking a fight.
>That's actually a good idea. She's being in the way. I better do something about it.
>Hmm... "You now have a strong urge to fall asleep. You feel like you really should forget this ever happened."
>There we go, one sleeping bridge princess. I think Sakuya and Flandre are under her influence, still. I'll remedy that too.
>After that, should I do something else?
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

Hanzo K.

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #166 on: September 21, 2012, 10:02:17 AM »
>Koi-koi - Let's fix the influence she has on Flan and Sakuya, then follow them.

>Flandre - Well, no use dwelling on it right now, we'll just find a spell or something to make us older and cooler-looking~! Maybe Patchy has a spell for that!
>We'll have to wait until the Quantum Geography stops acting up though, lousy rotten no-good...
>Looks like Okuu knows where to go, so let's tag along!

>Okuu - "Umm...That was weird, but let's move on?"
>Let's go!

>Sakuya - What were we thinking there? We do enjoy doing things after all, so who cares if they're errands? It's something to do at least. A maid of our caliber can't be seen as useless after all.
>At any rate, somebody has to keep an eye on these two, so they don't do anything stupid. We just happen to be the most qualified right now.
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #167 on: September 22, 2012, 12:33:56 PM »
>LaserTurtle: Get off your lazy butt and update.

>Koi-koi - Let's fix the influence she has on Flan and Sakuya, then follow them.
>There's a good place to start. Anyway, looks like they're not dwelling much on it.
>Okuu is leading the way to Satori. I'll just continue following them, shall I?

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - What were we thinking there? We do enjoy doing things after all, so who cares if they're errands? It's something to do at least. A maid of our caliber can't be seen as useless after all.
>At any rate, somebody has to keep an eye on these two, so they don't do anything stupid. We just happen to be the most qualified right now.
>This is true. You are a maid, after all. When you do stuff for Remilia, you have to do it as best as you can.
>You leave the sleeping girl on the bridge behind as Utsuho leads the way to this "Satori" person.
>You're impressed at Flandre. She's either learning restraint or getting more mature. You still need to look after her, of course, but not as strictly as before.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Well, no use dwelling on it right now, we'll just find a spell or something to make us older and cooler-looking~! Maybe Patchy has a spell for that!
>We'll have to wait until the Quantum Geography stops acting up though, lousy rotten no-good...
>Looks like Okuu knows where to go, so let's tag along!
>You're sure Patchy has a spell for anything, even if it's temporary. She's a great magician!
>Back in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli is currently running around under the influence of a spell that turned her into a 5 year old.
>Quantum geography is really getting worse. You'll either wait for it to get fixed or fix it yourself!
>And Utsuho knows where to go. As you follow her, you notice the denizens of the Underground repairing collapsed buildings. What happened?
>_

>Okuu - "Umm...That was weird, but let's move on?"
>Let's go!
>You never knew that Parsee was narcoleptic. Huh. Well, you learn something new every day!
>You lead Flandre and Sakuya over to the Palace of the Earth Spirits. The doors are closed, so you attempt to be the abstract concept of politeness and fail.
>You do, however, succeed at knocking on the door. You can hear Satori's voice from inside. She's talking to you.
>"What are you even thinking about, Utsuho? I asked for an electric shikigami, not those 'chibi' things you're thinking about!"
>"Are you serious? Why did you bring that vampire back here? You even brought the time-stopping maid! Why didn't you put that little girl back before there was any trouble?"
>"What the heck is quantum geography, anyway?"
>You're getting lectured even before you see Satori. Great.
>"I heard that!"
>_
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

Hanzo K.

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #168 on: September 22, 2012, 12:41:41 PM »
>Sakuya - "I have them stored away, but surely you would have known this already. I simply came along to make sure that they had someone relatively sane keeping an eye on them. Even in Gensokyo, sanity does have it's advantages after all."

>Okuu - "Oh yeah! I was wondering where those went!"

>Flandre - Hmm...there's gotta be a way to get older quicker! After all, we're over 495 years old! Sakuya's 20-something and already looks grown-up!
>And where's the Quantum Geography thingy...We'll bust it up real good~!
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #169 on: September 22, 2012, 08:59:23 PM »
>Back in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli is currently running around under the influence of a spell that turned her into a 5 year old.

> Patchouli: Stay that d'aww forever.

> Okku: Think about food. Satori can't read anything important if you only think about food!

> Sakuya: Explain as much as you know about Quantum Geography... and that it's a bad thing. You think.


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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #170 on: September 22, 2012, 09:02:04 PM »
>Sakuya: Produce Satori's electric shikigami.
>Utsuho: "Oh, yeah, I need my spare control rod. Do you remember where it is?"

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #171 on: September 23, 2012, 03:29:42 AM »
> Patchouli: Stay that d'aww forever.
>What are you doing? This is not a Patchouli Quest. You have no control over the purple magician. Besides, the spell wore off already.

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "I have them stored away, but surely you would have known this already. I simply came along to make sure that they had someone relatively sane keeping an eye on them. Even in Gensokyo, sanity does have it's advantages after all."
>"Don't talk to me about sane, time-stopping maid woman. You're the one with a portable closet full of maid uniforms. You're also working for a vampire. No sane person does that."
> Sakuya: Explain as much as you know about Quantum Geography... and that it's a bad thing. You think.
>"From what I read in your mind, this 'quantum geography' is a bad thing. I still don't see why I have to be involved, though."
>Sakuya: Produce Satori's electric shikigami.
>"There we go. You pull a computer out of some storage space that is messing with time itself. Like I said: nowhere near sane."
>The door opens. "I should be thankful about you bringing me that electric shikigami. Come on in."
>Satori is a satori. You should've guessed.
>"It was rather obvious, wasn't it?"
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Hmm...there's gotta be a way to get older quicker! After all, we're over 495 years old! Sakuya's 20-something and already looks grown-up!
>And where's the Quantum Geography thingy...We'll bust it up real good~!
>Satori recoils. "AAH! What are you doing here? Get back home where you belong! You're a vampire! You don't age unless under the influence of magic!"
>"I'm not sure it's possible to destroy an abstract concept, but if anyone can do it, you can. Crazy destroyer of everything."
>Why is Satori so grumpy? Adventures shouldn't have grumpy people!
>"I'm not grumpy, thank you very much! I am simply stressed!"
>_

>Okuu - "Oh yeah! I was wondering where those went!"
>"Wondering where the chibis went? The maid might not be completely sane, but at least she's competent."
>"Why are you wearing a maid uniform?"
> Okku: Think about food. Satori can't read anything important if you only think about food!
>But it's hard to do something that you're not thinking about!
>You're going to try anyway! Boiled eggs boiled eggs boiled eggs...
>"That never works. You should know that by now. Did you really take the uniform off of the maid?"
>Dangit. She's right.
>Of course I am."
>Utsuho: "Oh, yeah, I need my spare control rod. Do you remember where it is?"
>"It's probably inside here somewhere. How did your original one turn into a nurse outfit and where did it go? Wait, let me guess. The maid is holding it in the fabric of space-time. Nailed it."
>_

>I'm so glad Satori can't find me.
>"All we need is my little sister and the crazy gang would be all here."
>Hey! I'm less crazy than you think I am!
>"Though, knowing her, she's probably tagging along with you guys unnoticed."
>Sis knows me too well.
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #172 on: September 23, 2012, 06:27:33 AM »
>Flandre - "That's kinda rude y'know, today's one of my better days~!"
>She needs to just relax, all that stress can't be good for her. Wonder if we can break her stress..
>...Ah! Maybe she just needs something to eat! Big Sis always gets grouchy and stressed when she hasn't eaten!
>Wait...maybe she needs to take a warm shower? Ooh, China always says that works great for getting rid of stress!
>...Stress is a weird thing.

>Sakuya - "That is true, you have been especially stable today. I suppose she would be proud."
>And at least it's better than sitting around plotting or doing nothing. Someone has to be the levelheaded voice of reason after all. Powers maybe be crazy, but the people who use them aren't always that.
>Besides, it's just common sense to carry a few spare outfits, never know when you might need one after all.
>"At any rate, where do you want me to put this?" We'll set the shikigami where she says to.
>Yes, I know you can hear these thoughts. It's rather obvious after all.

>Okuu - "Well...It kinda went weird..." So much for trying to be more competent...we try to help, but it's never good enough..
>In hindsight, standing in front of the maid when she's on a hair-trigger and it's pitch-black isn't a smart idea, even for us.
>"Maybe I put it in my room!" Let's check in there!

>Koi-koi - She needs to chill out, huh? Let's see about making her a bit calmer and more mellow.
>Ah, not too much though, Just take the edge off. And in a way that she knows it's us. Like say, making her suddenly think of us giving her a thumbs up.
>We should be able to make ourself visible to her alone, right?
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #173 on: September 23, 2012, 09:00:28 AM »
>Sakuya: Of course we keep sufficient changes of clothes. We almost didn't have enough during the endless winter incident.

(Referencing her conversation with Alice, BTW).

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #174 on: September 24, 2012, 01:17:05 AM »
Flandre:
>Flandre - "That's kinda rude y'know, today's one of my better days~!"
>She needs to just relax, all that stress can't be good for her. Wonder if we can break her stress..
>...Ah! Maybe she just needs something to eat! Big Sis always gets grouchy and stressed when she hasn't eaten!
>Wait...maybe she needs to take a warm shower? Ooh, China always says that works great for getting rid of stress!
>...Stress is a weird thing.
>"I know stress is weird, but don't go breaking anything at all near me. Like I said, breaking abstract concepts isn't possible."
>"Alright, calm down, Satori. Take it easy. Just take it easy."
>You're starting to think that you might be causing part of her stress.
>"Yes. Yes you are."
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya: Of course we keep sufficient changes of clothes. We almost didn't have enough during the endless winter incident.
>"There's another thing. You don't store your knives with your clothes. That's common sense!"
>"The doll-wielding magician stuffs her dolls with gunpowder. She's not too sane either."
>Sakuya - "That is true, you have been especially stable today. I suppose she would be proud."
>And at least it's better than sitting around plotting or doing nothing. Someone has to be the levelheaded voice of reason after all. Powers maybe be crazy, but the people who use them aren't always that.
>"If she's on one of her good days, I'd hate to see her bad ones. You're right about the plotting. Last thing we need around here is another incident."
>"Like I said, you're only relatively sane."
>Besides, it's just common sense to carry a few spare outfits, never know when you might need one after all.
>"At any rate, where do you want me to put this?" We'll set the shikigami where she says to.
>"Yes, but still... knives?"
>"Ah, yes. The shikigami. Just set it down anywhere. I can't read its mind, so I'll focus on it after you and your madcap crew go away."
>You put the shikigami down. Come to think of it, why can't Satori read its mind?
>Yes, I know you can hear these thoughts. It's rather obvious after all.
>"I wasn't going to point it out, but you know I can read minds, and that I can't read the shikigami's. You certainly are one of the more consistently smart visitors I've gotten here."
>She looks as Utsuho, who's rushing off to some other room of the palace.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Well...It kinda went weird..." So much for trying to be more competent...we try to help, but it's never good enough..
>In hindsight, standing in front of the maid when she's on a hair-trigger and it's pitch-black isn't a smart idea, even for us.
>"Maybe I put it in my room!" Let's check in there!
>It's no good thinking that you aren't competent! You may not be, but you can be if you try! Positive force does wonders!
>Although, in hindsight, you probably could have handled the cave better. Using nuclear fusion to break into a time-based storage system wasn't such a smart idea either.
>In the Human Village, Keine is desperately trying to piece together the missing years of 1637, 1202, and 1943 with the help of an army of Chibi Keines.
>You run to your room.
>Satori calls after you. "Yes, it's in your room. While you're going out, go ask the kappas for a new one, since you'll need another spare now."
>There we go! Control Rod equipped!
>_

>Koi-koi - She needs to chill out, huh? Let's see about making her a bit calmer and more mellow.
>Ah, not too much though, Just take the edge off. And in a way that she knows it's us. Like say, making her suddenly think of us giving her a thumbs up.
>We should be able to make ourself visible to her alone, right?

>Good idea. Satori going crazy isn't a good thing. One Koishi thumbs-up coming right up!
>"Yes, but still... knives?"
>That's as calm as she's going to get. And even though I can appear only to her, I don't want to cause her more stress by making it seem like she's hallucinating her sister.
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #175 on: September 24, 2012, 01:35:20 AM »
>Sakuya - "Well, they're quite useful after all. You never know when you might need a good knife for something. Such as being invited to a surprise dinner party that serves steak. That, and they're simply efficient. I do enjoy efficient things after all."
>And honestly, who ever heard of a maid that throws swords? She must be terribly inefficient.
>Besides, it wasn't hard to put two and two together when you started commenting on things I was thinking.

>Flandre - "Well, at least I'm not breaking anything, huh? Maybe you should have a hot shower after all this, China says it's great for getting rid of stress~!"
>Well, we are behaving ourselves, so why don't people see we're nice...?

>Okuu - "Alright! Now, let's not break this one."
>Let's rejoin the others, and hang around idly.
>Maybe Satori needs some tea? That always helps Orin when she's stressed...

>Koi-koi - Tea...that sounds like a good idea. Let's give sis the idea to have some of her favorite tea. That should calm her down a bit!
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #176 on: September 24, 2012, 01:41:00 AM »
>Sakuya: It's not like the knives and the clothes ever get mixed up. Extra-dimensional storage is convenient like that.
>Also we can influence space to a degree. That helps too.

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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #177 on: September 24, 2012, 11:06:51 PM »
Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Alright! Now, let's not break this one."
>Let's rejoin the others, and hang around idly.
>Maybe Satori needs some tea? That always helps Orin when she's stressed...
>Not breaking things is always productive.
>And being alone is boring. You rejoin the others. Satori still is stressed.
>Where is Orin, anyway?
>Back at Kourindou, Rinnosuke is repairing the shop when Rin crashes through the walls, a Chibi Rin riding in the wheelbarrow that she's pushing. Rinnosuke sighs. This is just getting ridiculous.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, they're quite useful after all. You never know when you might need a good knife for something. Such as being invited to a surprise dinner party that serves steak. That, and they're simply efficient. I do enjoy efficient things after all."
>And honestly, who ever heard of a maid that throws swords? She must be terribly inefficient.
>"The knives that you throw are not serving knives or steak knives. That is a terrible excuse."
>"Although I agree with you about the whole 'throwing swords' thing. That seems awfully impractical to do anything with."
>Deep in Makai, Yumeko is feeling offended and she doesn't even know why.
>Besides, it wasn't hard to put two and two together when you started commenting on things I was thinking.
>"I agree. Most other people wouldn't point it out though."
>Sakuya: It's not like the knives and the clothes ever get mixed up. Extra-dimensional storage is convenient like that.
>Also we can influence space to a degree. That helps too.
>Well they did one time, but that was how you got the first fairy maid, so no real harm came out of that.
>"So, you're basically some maid who's practically able to cheat reality. Wonderful. Why couldn't I have any cool powers like that? All I can do is read minds."
>Satori takes a sip of her tea, then realizes what she is doing.
>"Alright, Koishi. Where are you?"
>Another satori wearing a hat appears next to Satori. "Here I am, Sis~!"
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Well, at least I'm not breaking anything, huh? Maybe you should have a hot shower after all this, China says it's great for getting rid of stress~!"
>Well, we are behaving ourselves, so why don't people see we're nice...?
>"I don't need a hot shower. This tea will do just fine."
>"Well, your reputation precedes you. That's not a good thing in your case."
>_

>Koi-koi - Tea...that sounds like a good idea. Let's give sis the idea to have some of her favorite tea. That should calm her down a bit!
>I'll just place it down here and let her subconscious mind know.
>"Alright, Koishi. Where are you?"
>Wait, that means that she knows I'm here for sure. "Chibi Koishi, you're in charge for now. I'll be back later."
>"Sure thing, Koishi~!"
>"Here I am, Sis~!"
>Hey-o! I'm Chibi Koishi! I'll be substituting for Koishi while she's occupied~! Got anything you want me to do?
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #178 on: September 25, 2012, 12:10:06 AM »
>Flandre - "Ooh. Tea's niiice~"
>We'll have to get some tea after all this too!

>Sakuya - "Well, they can be used that way though. Knives are quite multipurpose."
>Besides, you never know when you might need a knife. I just happen to carry spares on the off chance I lose one.

>Okuu - "Whoa...Koishi's back too?!"
>Let's give 'em a hug! Ah, but set the control rod aside until we're done hugging 'em. Don't wanna hurt 'em with it after all.

>Mini Koi-koi - Let's just keep watching the fun for now, Maybe the kid with the nifty wings will get her wish later!
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Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
« Reply #179 on: September 25, 2012, 08:08:53 AM »
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Ooh. Tea's niiice~"
>We'll have to get some tea after all this too!
>You take a sip of your tea. Yeah, tea would be nice.
>Wait.
>"Everyone gets tea~!"
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, they can be used that way though. Knives are quite multipurpose."
>Besides, you never know when you might need a knife. I just happen to carry spares on the off chance I lose one.
>"It's just that using a knife for something other than its intended purpose seems so... inelegant."
>"Although I can't disagree with that sentiment, situations where you need a knife above all else are few and far between."
>They aren't, really. Off the top of your head, you could name at least five situations where what you really needed was a whole bunch of knives.
>"Well, most people don't work for a vampire. So there's that."
>You take a sip of your tea. Flandre's going on about tea or something. Tea is customary after solving incidents. You'll have to have some once you fix the quantum geography. You'd like some now, even.
>Wait.
>"Not everyone here has tea yet! This must be remedied~!"
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Whoa...Koishi's back too?!"
>Let's give 'em a hug! Ah, but set the control rod aside until we're done hugging 'em. Don't wanna hurt 'em with it after all.
>You would like to hug Koishi, but you've already put on your control rod. Also, you're holding tea in your other hand, and you don't want to spill it.
>...Huh?
>It's alright. Koishi's hugging you anyway. Hugs for everyone!
>"I am the tea ninja master~!"
>_

>Mini Koi-koi - Let's just keep watching the fun for now, Maybe the kid with the nifty wings will get her wish later!
>But I can grant her wish now! Poof! Tea!
>Unless you're thinking of another wish of hers. You probably were. But for now, tea for everyone~!
Off The Rails [complete!] 1  2 - Sharks jumped: Somewhere between one and all of them
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. Expecting a reply is.
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.