Last night my friend and I started coming up with Touhou related pick up lines using game titles, character titles, and locations.
It was actually pretty funny.
E: Context: So I was driving home from a chiptune concert and talking with my friends about the two or three Touhou songs they played, and how that artist would be there at the next one in a couple of months. Then the conversation went in this kind of direction:
Adam "Steven, with how into Touhou you are, I'm surprised that when you walk into a room, the first thing you say isn't To-ho-hou, what do we have here?"
Me "Because that's ridiculous Adam, that wouldn't just embarrass me from being seen in public with the fictional girlfriend Alex thinks I have"
Alex "You're not going to let that go, are you? You just seemed like the kind of person who was into shy girls, and had a girlfriend who was also into Touhou that didn't come out to events, and that Stan and Alex (different Alex) and maybe two other people had actually met her"
Me "Not quite, although that girl dressed as Yukari at my panel was pretty cute" (Side note -- I had my own Touhou fan panel)
Adam "Why didn't you talk to her more? You should have gotten her number"
Alex "Yeah you two could have talked Touhou"
Me "And what would I have said? Excuse me, miss Yukari? Can I ask you to be my partner for this Imperishable Night?"
Adam "HOW DID YOU NOT GET HER NUMBER"
We then spent the rest of the ride home coming up with others, and I briefly considered making a MotK thread on the topic