Author Topic: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure! (Read 331259 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #480 on:** May 23, 2012, 12:01:27 AM »

>Lure out the Black-White by placing one of our less irreplacable books in an empty spot, then trap her in the walls.
>Where is that no-good familiar of ours, anyways?

Raikaria · « **Reply #481 on:** May 23, 2012, 12:02:57 AM »

> Call Koakuma. It's unlikly we'll be able to trap her ourselves.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #482 on:** May 23, 2012, 12:12:22 AM »

>Remilia: Charisma Break

Iced Fairy · « **Reply #483 on:** May 23, 2012, 12:27:12 AM »

>Put "Glare at mansion's cats for incompetence," on to do list.
>Calculate the if the black-white rat's thefts today warrant starting a fairy riot among the fairy maids in order to catch her.
>No seriously, where is that familiar of ours. She's got four wings so she should be able to fly faster.

Edible · « **Reply #484 on:** May 23, 2012, 01:06:43 AM »

>We're going to a party later. We don't have time to deal with this nonsense, there's studying to be done. Pull out the big guns.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #485 on:** May 23, 2012, 01:08:12 AM »

> Inquire if Sakuya-san can assist us, for the two hundred thirty fourth consecutive instance of Marisa Being Here.

Amraphenson · « **Reply #486 on:** May 23, 2012, 04:30:04 AM »

>Earth walls? Emerald Megalopolis it is!

Serela · « **Reply #487 on:** May 23, 2012, 04:52:12 AM »

>Are we -sure- it isn't Aya? That's pretty fast, after all. Wouldn't be terribly surprising, as Aya is quite the snoop.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #488 on:** May 23, 2012, 05:27:52 AM »

^^

> Mentally compare the charisma, thievery, and appearance stats between Aya and Marisa.

Fightest · « **Reply #489 on:** May 23, 2012, 07:12:57 AM »

> Patiently inform the offender that there. Is. No. Running. In. The. Library.

Momijibot · « **Reply #490 on:** May 23, 2012, 03:28:33 PM »

>Use earth powers to Disregard friction, acquire rats.

Edible · « **Reply #491 on:** May 29, 2012, 01:24:40 PM »

> Quest purplesfully

KaiserKnuckle · « **Reply #492 on:** May 29, 2012, 01:40:07 PM »

>Hope that your current ailments will not become an obstacle. If so, then trap the theif with Silent Selene.

Stuffman · « **Reply #493 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:49:30 AM »

> Patchouli: Call Koakuma.

Better call in the maid fairies while you're at it. They might buy you some precious seconds to stop the Black-White.

================================================================
TOWEROFBABBLE.EXE
-- sideshowSorceress [SS] started babbling at devilsAdvocate [DA] at 9:32 --
SS: Hi Koa, sorry I took so long to get back to you.
DA: np
DA: and i told u 2 stop callin me koa
DA: i have a name nao
SS: I keep telling you, you don't get to pick your own name. You have to wait until mom gives you one.
SS: Besides, "Persephone" is a terrible choice anyway. It's so pretentious. :*|
DA: no i came up with a different 1
SS: I certainly hope it's better.
DA: i decided on
DA: "destiny"
SS: That might be even worse.
DA: ur face is even worse
DA: so what's goin on in makai
SS: Actually, it's pretty busy today. I don't really know what's going on, but apparently there was supposed to be some kind of big transfer today and there hasn't been any word from the Yama. Seems like she dropped the ball.
SS: I hope nothing bad happened. That's really weird of her.
DA: nah genso's yama is a chump
DA: she's a wuss and she never stops complainin
DA: just liek some1 else i know
SS: Haha. Still not getting along with your master, huh?
DA: f no
DA: shes lazy and cranky and she smells
DA: its like takin care of a baby who hates u
DA: y o y did i take that 100 year contract
DA: 50 years left just shoot me nao
SS: Most wizards are old perverts. You've got it better than you think. :*)
DA: ugh i cant stand her tho
DA: she thinks shes sooo great but she cant even stop some human from stealin her crap
DA: speakin of which
DA: bbl
================================================================

Koakuma arrives on the scene. Fortunately, a CODE BLACK is just about the only thing you can count on this lazy familiar to respond to in a timely manner. You order her to pursue the target and attempt to drive her back towards the center of the library.

You don't have time to play around with the Black-White today. You decide to put one of your many ambush plans into motion so you can take her out in one shot.

Fairy maids start flooding the library. Trying to get them to follow any kind of battle plan is pretty useless, but they'll engage enemies on sight, making them useful as speedbumps.

If Sakuya was in earshot, she'll be on the way (or more likely, already in action), but you're not counting on it. The Scarlet Devil Mansion is a big place.

Koakuma attacks the Black-White, but the thief does not return fire and instead focuses purely on escaping. She must have something valuable!

The Black-White dives between a pair of high shelves for cover, but this will be her undoing.

Your magical tomes leap to the attack, covering the area with danmaku!

The thief is forced to slow down. Taking advantage of this, you jump out of a SECRET DOOR to cut her off!

OPERATION YELLOW BRICK ROAD is a smashing success.

You have Koakuma pull the Black-White rat out of the rubble.

That is not the Black-White rat you were expecting.

She asks if she can check out a book from the library.

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Hanzo K. · « **Reply #494 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:51:17 AM »

>Facepalm.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #495 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:53:13 AM »

> Is that normally permissible?
> What book is it?

capt. h · « **Reply #496 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:32:52 AM »

> Remind the mouse that this is not a public library.
> It isn't a public library, is it?

Freyband · « **Reply #497 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:00:49 AM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on May 30, 2012, 02:53:13 AM

> What book is it?

"How to Excavate Rock Tunnels" (If I'm reading right).

>Just let her take it. You're busy and don't have time to deal with such nonsense (plus it's not a spell tome and you've probably read it)!
>Attempt to acquire her name, place of residence, and reason for wanting to take the book.

Drake · « **Reply #498 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:12:14 AM »

>Note that you just assumed she was stealing the book and fired a slew of danmaku at her.
>Just give her the book anyways, it's not like you need it.
>You already know why she wants the book, given your HIGH INTELLECT and your awareness of the Oni's party.
>Grade Koakuma's catness.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #499 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:26:37 AM »

> Gauge value of book.

Quote from: Drake on May 30, 2012, 04:12:14 AM

>Grade Koakuma's catness.

Koacatma.

Drake · « **Reply #500 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:29:45 AM »

猫悪魔

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #501 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:51:56 AM »

>Make sure she has a library card first.
>Should she not have one, offer her one in exchange for a Faustian Bargain: Clean up this mess.
>Also make sure Black-White's not actually in here.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #502 on:** May 30, 2012, 01:35:28 PM »

> Smile
> Remind her that appearing as if you are stealing books from the SDM is expressly outlawed and that next time she should just ask you directly
> Check her out the book on account of some unexplained background between Byakuren and Remilia.

theshirn · « **Reply #503 on:** May 30, 2012, 01:52:09 PM »

~~> Tell her you don't actually need Flash to get through Rock Tunnel, that book is full of lies.~~

Edible · « **Reply #504 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:52:57 PM »

Koakuma the Teenage Familiar has slain me. ilustuffman.jpg

> Work out a deal with the mouse.

Raikaria · « **Reply #505 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:24:01 PM »

> Be unsurprised. The 'rat' did not respond with a Master Spark at the first sign of danger after all, like Marisa usually does.

> Enquire why if the mouse wanted to borrow a book, she tried to steal it, and make clear that you do not tolerarte this.

Drake · « **Reply #506 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:10:30 PM »

Quote from: Raikaria on May 30, 2012, 08:24:01 PM

> Be unsurprised. The 'rat' did not respond with a Master Spark at the first sign of danger after all, like Marisa usually does.

> Enquire why if the mouse wanted to borrow a book, she tried to steal it, and make clear that you do not tolerarte this.

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>Note that you just assumed she was stealing the book and fired a slew of danmaku at her.

Amraphenson · « **Reply #507 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:40:04 PM »

>Ask why.

Fightest · « **Reply #508 on:** May 31, 2012, 06:23:55 AM »

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>Note that you just assumed she was stealing the book and fired a slew of danmaku at her.

> You run in the library, you get what's coming to you.

Momijibot · « **Reply #509 on:** May 31, 2012, 11:04:05 AM »

Quote from: Drake on May 30, 2012, 09:10:30 PM

>Note that you just assumed she was stealing the book and fired a slew of danmaku at her.

>Note that she should have just asked us in the first place.