>Somehow resurrect Hero999 using lots and lots of pies. This Thor has an easy bake oven. Don't mess with me bro.
4: You bake a lot of pies, but you don't really see how this was meant to resurrect Hero999. Well, at least you have a lot of pies.
> Gap back the dead from the last update and make them my slaves!
3: You gap back some corpses and try to use them as slaves. Unfortunately, corpses aren't very good at any form of work. And they smell. (-1 roll)
>Turn into Hybrid Reaver, construct Hybrid Towers in Infinity's base to help with defenses.
2: You're just a simple villager with no special abilities. You can't do anything like transforming.
> Ragequit death, like so.
2: You trip and fall before you can make your way out.
>Using my spirit power, concentrate and unleash unimaginable chaos, plunging the entire thread into a complete state of horrors of an infinite grimdark basement hell...along with the legions of undefined creatures of the truly god-forsaken.
4: You rain chaos upon your own private world. Unfortunately, the only person this affects is you, and you run for your (after)life.
>Diagnostic, repair mind. SOMETHING PLEASE WORK FOR ONCE
2: ERROR; TOO MANY ERRORS.
>How the hell does a ghost die? We weren't alive to begin with.
3: You question how the dead can die again. Dormio demonstrates by having you die once more.
Crow Cakes has managed to lose the game again!>Ride on top of the Colossus my adventurer randomly finds.
4(+1): Your adventurer chases after the shadow of the Colossus, eventually finding and taming it. It makes for a rather nice mount. (+1 roll)
>roll a 100
87: Close, but no cigar.
>This spell Eirin slipped into my weapons should be activating right about now.
4: Any minute now...
> Back to dating. I don't have much time thought. I planed to go to the SDM first. Help Meiling watering her flowerbed and have a nice talk with her and help her to guard the gate for several minutes. Then fly to Yukari's place, play with Chen and ask her if we all can play "Flowers" on her new Nitori Playstation 3 in 1080p. Stay for about an hour then leave and go to the underground, take Yuugi to the next beergarden and provoke a beer drinking contest with her.
6: With Hero999 out of the picture, it's time for you to return to your lovely ladies. You meet up and have dates with all three of them, one after another. After you're done with Yuugi, you head back home feeling great, and see Yuuka. And she looks angry about something.
Roll to dodge!5: You tell Yuuka that you're thankful for how she took care of you when you were starting out as a flower, but that you've moved on. She seems to take it extremely well. (+1 roll)
> Mindhax DollS into reviving me
3: You get into DollS' mind, only to be kicked out when somebody else starts messing with it.
>Watch Merlin's Sugar High-fueled Antics from afar.
1(+1): You have no idea where Merlin is.
> That's a lot of distractions on my part, girls. Heal up from this would so I can actually pull it off.
4: You have a lot of things to deal with, you take it easy for the time being.
>Can you dig it?
4: You watch Dormio dig a hole, before he grabs you and chucks you in before burying you.
> Recruit Dorian as my sidekick and search for Kitten4u. I think she was seen not lurking! Something is horribly wrong. :ohdear:
1(Wounded): FIGHT. TO. THE. DEATH. You charge at Dorian once more, but trip and manage to snap your own neck.
Shadoweh has lost the game!>add chemical X into a tea bag and wait for a lucky consumer to turn into a dark wizard!
5: You add chemical X into your tea, it's going to be fantastic... Or it would have been if you weren't closed by your owner.
> Establish a tea house in the forest.
1: You revoke your ownership of your existing tea house.
> First treat my and Shadowehs wounds then search for the Kitten
5: Unfortunately, Shadoweh is beyond help. You do use your prior knowledge of medicine to patch yourself up though, and then some. You begin searching for Kitten4u, totally pumped. (+1 roll)
> Fine, pick Aya. If the best AGI carry is banned, you just pick the second best AGI carry.
5: You ignore everyone's complaints and pick Aya. You feel like a (wind) god (girl). (+1 roll)
>Where have I been? Hopefully Dormio will write a fully detailed summary about everything that I've missed so I won't have to ~effort~.
3: Dormio tells you that you've been lying in the field like a vegetable. Oh, and you're still dead. You feel like you've wasted a lot of time.
> Make the 1000th post
1: You refuse to post in the topic, like hell you're going to humor Dormio.
> Start digging for treasure.
4: You disregard everyone around you and start digging. If you dig deep enough, you'll come across something, right?
> Distort the very fabric of reality.
4: You begin to distrot the very fabric of reality, and attract Dormio's attention. He begins troubleshooting, and patches up any anomalies before you can use them to reenter the game.
> Head towards Alice's house and talk to her about helping me re-establish my Doll Army, Navy and Air Force with the stuff I have gathered while getting here.
5(+1): You go visit Alice, who seems fascinated by you. You talk about your doll army/navy/air force and ask for help in rebuilding them. Alice agrees readily, but whilst you had your back turned, she began working on you!
Roll to dodge!3: Alice turns you into a doll commander, but you manage to retain your sentience. Alice seems even more interested in you now and you have control over your doll forces, but you need to get used to your new form. (-1 roll)
> Eats popcorn.
6: You find a drink to go with your popcorn. You watch everyone do weird things as you munch away on your popcorn.
> Trust is nice. Especially when you abuse it. Sneak into the part of the SDM where Flan is locked up and see what happens. Whatever happens, don't attack Flan.
3(+1): You use your new status to sneak into the SDM's basement. You can see Flan playing with a few dolls.
> Farm creeps for lvls.
5: You need to be stronger. You grind for several hours and gain several levels. (+1 roll)
>New thread? Forget everything that happened in the old one, start off by taking it easy.
3: Even if you forget everything that happened, you can't change the facts.
>Go harass Yuuka Gotta do things right, Go hang out with Yorihime.
2: You still have no idea how to find either of the Watatsukis.
>Become Grand King of Cleanliness.
5: You become the cleanest king that ever cleaned. Nothing will remain dirty in your presence. (+1 roll)
>Extract essence of water by peeing standing up, something none of the other players can do.
1: You drink some water. It's refreshing and cool!
>Utilize a warp in the space-time continum to re-enter the world of the living.
2: You're about to travel through a tear in the time-space continuum when Dormio patches up the hole.
>Drop in from the sky.
3: You drop in from the sky. You should have really had something prepared for that landing, though.
> Become really lucky.
1: You give all your luck away, you have no need for such a thing.