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Title: Off The Rails - NEW ADVENTURE IN A NEW THREAD! [Completed]
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 04, 2012, 03:20:20 AM
So, I decided to try my hand at an adventure.

Here we go!

>Deep in space, a meteor drifts on a crash course to Gensokyo. This meteor is no ordinary one, as it has made its journey through a strange place that originated from a game and-
>Wait, Yukari just gapped it away. Dangit, Yukari.
>Welp, there goes all those plans to make Shrinelodged. Anyone here have a better idea? No? Well then...

Off The Rails
An Adventure by LaserTurtle (or whatever his username is currently)

>Before we start, we have to determine the major players in this possibly nonsensical adventure you're going to play, so...
>Choose 3 Characters
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: capt. h on September 04, 2012, 03:25:32 AM
> Mokou Huziwara
> Utsuho Reiuji
> Flandre Scarlet



...> Kenpachi Zaraki
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: IdiotsOpposite on September 04, 2012, 03:42:14 AM
Reiuji Utsuho
Flandre Scarlet
Izayoi Sakuya
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: Raitaki on September 04, 2012, 04:20:03 AM
> Flandre Scarlet
> Izayoi Sakuya
> Komeiji Koishi
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: SirChaotick on September 04, 2012, 04:33:41 AM
> Flandre Scarlet
> Izayoi Sakuya
> Komeiji Koishi
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 04, 2012, 04:39:30 AM
> Flandre Scarlet
> Izayoi Sakuya
> Reiuji Utsuho
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: IdiotsOpposite on September 04, 2012, 05:19:51 AM
...*sincerely praying for Hanzo's formation now*
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 04, 2012, 05:25:44 AM
>Utsuho Reiuji
>Nue Houjuu
>Flandre Scarlet
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: Mr_Bob on September 04, 2012, 07:54:48 AM
>Genji
>Shizuha Aki
>Daiyousei

...what?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 04, 2012, 08:01:01 AM
>Votes calculated and the winners are...
>Utsuho Reiuji
>Flandre Scarlet
>Sakuya Izayoi

>Sorry, Koishi! Better luck next time, if there is one.

>You are Utsuho Reiuji, questionably professional nuclear crow. When you're not hanging around with Satori in Old Hell, you're...
>Wait, that's all you do. Orin gets to do all the errand running. You have no idea why. You can do just as great of a job running errands as she can!
>In fact, you're going to prove it! Satori said recently that she wanted Orin to get something at a place called Kou-something-or-other. You're going to surprise Satori and do it instead of Orin!
>Never mind the fact that you don't even remember what Satori wanted. That can come later.
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, sister of the self-proclaimed Scarlet Devil. When you're not sitting around in the basement, you're flying around the grounds and causing either destruction or mischief.
>However, today's different. You overheard your sister telling Sakuya to get something at some shop called something-dou. It could be fun to tag along!
>_

>You are Sakuya Izayoi, the perfect and hypercompetent maid. When you're not running errands for Remilia, you're cleaning the spacial mess that is Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>Recently, Remilia has told you to buy one of those electric shikigami at Kourindou, for some reason or another. After telling China Meiling to watch over Flandre, you head towards Kourindou.
>Gensokyo's been strange lately. The geography's been either nondescript or completely chaotic lately. Today seems to be one of the less "out-there" days, as everything that is not an actual named place like the Forest of Magic or Hakurei Shrine has been replaced by an endless grassy field. Really, it could have been worse.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: capt. h on September 04, 2012, 01:56:46 PM
> Everyone: Run errand.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: IdiotsOpposite on September 04, 2012, 05:05:33 PM
Utsuho: Be impressed with ourselves.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: Raikaria on September 04, 2012, 05:25:02 PM
> Flandre: Kyuu~ anything with relevance to plot.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: Raitaki on September 04, 2012, 10:18:40 PM
> Flandre: Kyuu~ anything with relevance to plot except ourselves.
Fix'd
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flying by the seat of my pants!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 04, 2012, 10:47:39 PM
Utsuho: Be impressed with ourselves.
>How can you be impressed with yourself if you haven't even gone out  to get the whatever-a-thing from the place-with-the-name-you-forgot?
>Oh well. You're impressed with yourself anyways.
> Flandre: Kyuu~ anything with relevance to plot.
>Flandre, Sakuya, and Utsuho all explode as the plot gives a dying scream. GAME OVER
>Achievement Unlocked! Off to a Great Start: Trigger the first death flag in the game
> Flandre: Kyuu~ anything with relevance to plot except ourselves.
>Unfortunately, there wasn't much plot to begin with.
>You settle for destroying every electrical outside-world shikigami in Kourindou.
>In Kourindou, Rinnosuke is hiding under the counter, wondering why there's computer shrapnel everywhere.
> Everyone: Run errand.
Sakuya:
>You reach Kourindou. Rinnosuke must have redecorated, because the shop looks completely different.
>Wait, no. The shop just looks like it has bits of electric shikigami lodged in the walls everywhere. You wonder what happened before going inside.
>Inside Kourindou, Rinnosuke explains that yes, those are "computer" bits lodged in the walls. He says that, before your arrival, all of the computers suddenly self destructed in several ways. Some collapsed in on themselves, some rocketed into the sky (which explains the holes in the roof), some transformed into things that Rinnosuke called "Balloon Animals" before apparently popping (er, what?), but most of them just exploded.
>Well, how are you going to find a computer for Remilia, now?
>_
Flandre:
>After destroying every electric shikigami that Kourindou has to offer, you bust out of the basement, grab a parasol to keep yourself in the shade, incapacitate Meiling, and rocket through the front gate and across Misty Lake...
>...only to run into a solid wall of rock. Stupid quantum geography.
>How are you supposed to follow Sakuya now?
>_
Utsuho:
>Make way for the Nuclear Crow! You crash out of the Palace of the Earth Spirits and collapse several houses in  Old Hell as you charge towards the blowhole. You whiz past the grumpy bridge princess.
>Actually you think you might have gone into a head-on collision with her. You probably did, seeing as your forehead hurts.
>Flying out of the blowhole, you have a near miss with a bucket and a spider youkai. Whoops.
>You are now flying steadily above the entrance to the Underground. you seem to be surrounded by ocean. What?
>Your nuclear powers have taught you enough physics to know that the ocean surrounding the entrance to the Underground should have splashed into the blowhole and flooded Old Hell completely.
>That's not important though. You have a shop to find and a thingy to buy-you don't have any money either. Ah well, you'll figure something out.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raitaki on September 04, 2012, 11:00:14 PM
Quote
quantum geography
lolwat
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 04, 2012, 11:22:29 PM
lolwat
It makes as much sense as the rest of this adventure.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: capt. h on September 05, 2012, 02:41:52 AM
> Flandre - Quantum geography is in your way. Break it.
> Or at least the rock wall.

> Sakuya - Find Nitori.

> Utsuho - Evaporate ocean.
> Then, prove your compitence to Satori by getting a thing from a shop.

>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 05, 2012, 03:24:34 AM
> Flandre - Quantum geography is in your way. Break it.
> Or at least the rock wall.
>Another rock wall is in the way-wait, no there isn't. Like you said before, you hate quantum geography.
>Since the only thing standing between you and Kourindou is...an absurdly deep pit, you just fly over to Kourindou, and see Sakuya flying off.
>You notice she doesn't have anything in her arms, so where is she going? Is she going somewhere else to get whatever she needs to get?
>_
> Sakuya - Find Nitori.
>"I'm already here!" says a floating piece of computer.
>Nitori's optical camouflage shorts out, leaving a kappa hiding under a blanket.
>"Don't worry, I've got a spare. Anyway, you're in need of a computer aren't you? Follow me!"
>She throws another blanket over herself and turns invisible. "Just follow the sound of my voice."
>You can't help but think that this method of guiding is extremely impractical, but you can't voice your comments, as Nitori's already swimming in the ocean.
>At least, until the ocean completely disappears in a poof of water vapor.
>After readjusting her optical camouflage, Nitori says, "Here, I'll start singing to help guide you."
>She breaks out into a song about...cucumber beer? Kappas are weird.
>_
> Utsuho - Evaporate ocean.
> Then, prove your compitence to Satori by getting a thing from a shop.
>You turn the ocean surrounding the landmarks of Gensokyo into water vapor and a giant pit that goes lower than the Underground. Apparently Gensokyo doesn't want to stay within the confines of 3-dimensional space, as the Underground is still under the ground.
>After getting lost several times, and eventually asking directions from a white-haired self-proclaimed phoenix woman, you reach the shop called Kourindou. The building is damaged, and the big cloud of evaporated water probably isn't helping matters. There's a little girl with weird shiny crystal wings hanging out near the store, too, for some reason.
>When you enter, the guy behind the counter sighs.
>"Just take what you need and go."
>Of course, there's several things you want to get from this place, but Satori probably only wanted one thing. Which one should you choose?
>The shiny "Crystal Ball" (It's shiny. That's always a plus.)
>The portable "Music Player" (They come in all sorts of colors!)
>The definitely-not-a-real-mouse "Mouse" (What kind of name is that? Maybe Orin would like it since it's a mouse or something.)
>The confusing "Rubik's Cube" (You tried messing around with it, but all you did was mix up the colors in different ways.)
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: SirChaotick on September 05, 2012, 04:21:30 AM
> Flandre - Proceed to gaze longingly at the crystal ball.
> Flandre - Kyuu~ it.
> Sakuya - Recall preference of beer while following Nitori.
> Utsuho - Take the cube and fiddle with it vigorously.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 05, 2012, 04:23:43 AM
>Flandre - Why kyuu the crystal ball? If we find another, we can make our wings even cooler!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: SirChaotick on September 05, 2012, 04:26:20 AM
>Flandre - Why kyuu the crystal ball? If we find another, we can make our wings even cooler!

...true.

Replace that last command with:
> Flandre - Wear crystal ball like a hat.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: capt. h on September 05, 2012, 08:36:35 AM
> Utsuho: Would Satori be mad if we brought the little girl home?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raikaria on September 05, 2012, 08:39:45 AM
> Utsuho: Would Satori be mad if we brought the little girl home?

> Of course not, it would be like bringing Koishi home!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 05, 2012, 03:41:07 PM
> Sakuya - Recall preference of beer while following Nitori.
>You, personally, aren't a beer person, preferring sophisticated wines instead.
>Of course, the song that Nitori is singing makes it hard to think of anything besides cucumber beer. You might want to see what all the fuss is about and try some.
>But until then, you're flying to Nitori's home.
>_

> Flandre - Proceed to gaze longingly at the crystal ball.
> Flandre - Kyuu~ it.
>Crystals shatter quite beautifully, but...
>Flandre - Why kyuu the crystal ball? If we find another, we can make our wings even cooler!
>Cooler wings are good.
> Flandre - Wear crystal ball like a hat.
>You place it on top of your usual hat. It stays on there. Gensokyo's quantum geography must be messing with physics, too.
>Then you get grabbed by the other customer in the shop, who proceeds to fly off with wings that aren't as cool as yours are. That space cape looks awesome, though.
>Maybe you should do something about being being forcibly taken to who-knows-where, but the crystal ball isn't falling off your hat, so everything's just fine.
>_

> Utsuho - Take the cube and fiddle with it vigorously.
>You do so, and manage to match up 5 sides, somehow.
>You have absolutely no idea how you managed to do that.
> Utsuho: Would Satori be mad if we brought the little girl home?
> Of course not, it would be like bringing Koishi home!
>With this decision in mind, you pocket the cube. Picking up the girl before she has a chance to react, you fly off back to the Underground to display your competence.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: capt. h on September 05, 2012, 05:06:05 PM
> Utsuho - Realize a rubik's cube can't be solved on only 5 sides.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: IdiotsOpposite on September 05, 2012, 05:13:31 PM
Utsuho - In light of this, realize how awesome we are that we did the impossible like that.

...Or maybe it's broken. But it's more likely that we're just that awesome!

Utsuho - Introduce crystal-winged girl to Satori. ...Maybe get her name first.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raikaria on September 05, 2012, 05:47:16 PM
Flandre: Decide to go with it, because ADVENTURE!!!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: The Hating Hater on September 05, 2012, 10:52:06 PM
Flandre - Kyuu~ Kourindou.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raitaki on September 05, 2012, 11:03:36 PM
> Flandre - Refrain from Kyuu~ing everything. Flan is A-Good-Girl after all <3. That fact doesn't stop us from whipping out Laevateinn and poking Utsuho's eyes out, though.
> Utsuho - Conveniently get distracted by something when that happens.
> Sakuya - Timeskip to arrival at Nitori's house.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 05, 2012, 11:19:28 PM
>Flandre - But if we poke her eyes out, we'll crash! And crashing hurts. :( So why not just tickle her?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raitaki on September 06, 2012, 12:14:15 AM
> But but we have wings! We can still take flight to avoid crashing!
> And besides, if we tickle her, she might crash us into things in mid air
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 06, 2012, 12:20:46 AM
>Flandre: No, no poking out eyes. Don't want to break her when we're on an adventure with her. Do ask her what her name is, though.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 06, 2012, 12:21:31 AM
>If we tickle her, she'll let go, then we can fly!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raitaki on September 06, 2012, 12:28:45 AM
> What if she squeezes us tighter? 3:
> Utsuho: Have an ominous premonition that we most likely won't understand.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 06, 2012, 12:44:09 AM
>Just let her carry us undisturbed. Why fly ourselves when she's doing it for us?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 06, 2012, 01:55:50 AM
Flandre: Decide to go with it, because ADVENTURE!!!
>Adventure is fun. You will ignore this injustice.
Flandre - Kyuu~ Kourindou.
> Flandre - Refrain from Kyuu~ing everything. Flan is A-Good-Girl after all <3. That fact doesn't stop us from whipping out Laevateinn and poking Utsuho's eyes out, though.
>Flandre - But if we poke her eyes out, we'll crash! And crashing hurts. :( So why not just tickle her?
> But but we have wings! We can still take flight to avoid crashing!
> And besides, if we tickle her, she might crash us into things in mid air
>Flandre: No, no poking out eyes. Don't want to break her when we're on an adventure with her. Do ask her what her name is, though.
>If we tickle her, she'll let go, then we can fly!
> What if she squeezes us tighter? 3:
>Just let her carry us undisturbed. Why fly ourselves when she's doing it for us?
>Flandre would like every one of those voices in her head to stop arguing and go along with the adventure already.
>After an internal debate about deciding whether you should try and break free, you decide to relax. This is an adventure, after all.
>"By the way, Miss Kidnapper, what's your name anyway?"

> Utsuho - Realize a rubik's cube can't be solved on only 5 sides.
Utsuho - In light of this, realize how awesome we are that we did the impossible like that.

...Or maybe it's broken. But it's more likely that we're just that awesome!
>On closer inspection, you confirm that you are indeed that awesome.
>In fact, you're so awesome that you mix it up and do it again. And again.
> Utsuho - Conveniently get distracted by something when that happens.
>Ooh, shiny!
>...you have a feeling that you missed an important event that didn't even happen.
>In Kourindou, Rinnosuke is hiding under the counter again. He doesn't know why, either.
> Utsuho: Have an ominous premonition that we most likely won't understand.
>You have said ominous feeling. Must be another missed nonexistent event.
>"By the way, Miss Kidnapper, what's your name anyway?" says the child you are taking to Satori.
>"I'm Utsuho Reiuji! Who are you?"
>"I'm Flandre Scarlet! Are we going on an adventure?"
>You haven't really thought about it, but you guess you could call this an adventure.
>"I think so! Do you?"
>The girl frowns. "I thought you would know!" she complains.

> Sakuya - Timeskip to arrival at Nitori's house.
TIMESKIP!
>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and you're currently on a mission to find a computer for Remilia.
>During your mission, you visited Kourindou, and you're now at Nitori's house.
>Unfortunately, instead of a computer, Nitori hands you a note:
Dear Nitori,
I stored your electric shikigami in Kourindou. It must have been lonely, sitting around with none of its kind.
You're welcome!
-Aya Shameimaru

>Figures. Well, you have no idea what's you're going to do about the computer situation, now.
>Nitori speaks up. "Well, Yukari probably can get one for you. If you're going to visit her, I'll come along, since that pesky Tengu took mine, anyway."
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, and you're currently on an adventure with Utsuho Reiuji.
>Now you're in some underground place called the Palace of the Earth Spirits.
>Utsuho is getting yelled at by some girl with a weird eye thingy wrapped around her.
>_

Utsuho - Introduce crystal-winged girl to Satori. ...Maybe get her name first.
>You are Utsuho Reiuji, and you're currently getting yelled at by your master.
>You have no idea why. You just brought home a little girl! And a cube-thingy.
>Satori's going on and on about something or other. You don't catch much as you're fiddling with the cube, but from what you hear:
"...demolished 6 buildings and knocked out the bridge princess..."
"...the quantum geography's enough trouble, and you have to go and..."
"...she's from the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Do you know how much trouble we'd get in if..."
"...gate guard or something, so you can't sneak in..."
"...and a time-stopping maid! How did you even kidnap her, anyway? You go and..."
"...if you're lucky, you can return her before..."
"...give me that cube!"
>She takes it, solves all six sides quickly, and continues lecturing you.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 06, 2012, 02:43:10 AM
>Okuu - Marvel at how she solved it so quickly. "Ooooh...You're really good at that!"

>Flandre - Stare at the eye-thingy in mild interest. "Hi there little eye~!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raitaki on September 06, 2012, 02:46:02 AM
> Flandre - Move the eye of the eye into our palm and start tossing it and catching it like a ball.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 06, 2012, 02:54:02 AM
>It looks important though, and Big Sis always says we need to work on our Self-Control. So we should just chill out, maybe try to strike up a conversation with the eye, and just generally enjoy ourselves.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 06, 2012, 03:24:35 AM
>Utsuho: "You wanted a something, and she wanted an adventure! Everyone's happy!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 06, 2012, 10:18:42 PM
>Flandre - Stare at the eye-thingy in mild interest. "Hi there little eye~!"
> Flandre - Move the eye of the eye into our palm and start tossing it and catching it like a ball.
>It looks important though, and Big Sis always says we need to work on our Self-Control. So we should just chill out, maybe try to strike up a conversation with the eye, and just generally enjoy ourselves.
>Before you voice your thoughts, the girl turns to you. "I know what you're thinking, that eye is part of me, don't grab it. You can't, anyway, it's attached to me, and my name is Satori Komeji."
>Achievement Unlocked! Exposition, ho!: Be on the receiving end of a Satori infodump.

>Okuu - Marvel at how she solved it so quickly. "Ooooh...You're really good at that!"
>After talking to Flandre, Satori turns to you again. "My Rubik's Cube solving skills don't land us into trouble like you do."
>Utsuho: "You wanted a something, and she wanted an adventure! Everyone's happy!"
>"I didn't want a 'something'! I wanted an electric shikigami! If you really want to go run an errand, go get me an electric shikigami, and take that vampire back to her home while you're at it!"
>She doesn't seem too proud of you.
>"Of course I'm not," Satori practically yells, "you brought a vampire home and didn't even get what I wanted! And you destroyed part of the underground doing so!"
>Flandre pipes up. "I destroyed all the electric shikigami in Kourindou already. Can we go on an adventure, then?"
>Satori sighs. "No, just get me one from that gap youkai or something."
>She then kicks you and Flandre out.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 06, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
>Utsuho: "...I don't think she likes you."
>We'll just have to go find the gap youkai to get Satori what she wants.
>Wait.
>We don't know where the gap youkai is.
>"Hey, new adventure: finding the gap youkai!"
>Flandre: "Okay!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 06, 2012, 10:56:39 PM
>Flan-Flan - "Whee~! Adventure yes!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raitaki on September 06, 2012, 11:24:23 PM
> Sakuya: Return to the SDM momentarily to notify the Mistress that we have to look for Yukari and therefore it'll take quite a while.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 07, 2012, 01:29:28 AM
> Sakuya: Return to the SDM momentarily to notify the Mistress that we have to look for Yukari and therefore it'll take quite a while.
>You have already done so, and as such, you know that Flandre has gone missing. Either way, you should go visit Yukari, as she's the one who's most likely able to find Flandre, wherever she is.
>You fly to Yukari's house - wait no you don't. You're immediately accosted by a downdraft, right into a natural land formation that is shaped like the words "Did you forget about me?"
>Quantum geography has a terrible sense of humor. Walking to Yukari's house is going to take a while.
>_

>Utsuho: "...I don't think she likes you."
>We'll just have to go find the gap youkai to get Satori what she wants.
>Wait.
>We don't know where the gap youkai is.
>"Hey, new adventure: finding the gap youkai!"
>Well, if worst comes to worst, you can always ask for directions again.
>Or ask Flandre.

>Flandre: "Okay!"
>Flan-Flan - "Whee~! Adventure yes!"
>"By the way," Utsuho asks, "Do you know where the gap youkai is?"
>"Somewhere on the border, I think. Finding her is going to be an adventure!"
>At the entrance to the underground, you and Utsuho are standing on a rock that is floating in a sea of lava. Utsuho's concerned about the physics or something, but right now you have a gap hag youkai to find!
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 07, 2012, 01:53:13 AM
>Utsuho: No, we're not concerned. Standing in the middle of a lava lake is cool.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 07, 2012, 03:59:14 AM
>Flan-Flan - "Woooooow...hey, hey, are you hot here? I kinda am. Bein' sweaty ain't fun, you get all smelly and blech."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 07, 2012, 06:19:15 AM
>Utsuho: "Of course I'm not hot. I'm a hell raven."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Raikaria on September 07, 2012, 06:36:59 AM
Sakuya: Wonder why you seem to be becoming less and less of a playable character as this goes on, and get a feeling of Deja Vu.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 07, 2012, 08:50:34 AM
Sakuya: Wonder why you seem to be becoming less and less of a playable character as this goes on, and get a feeling of Deja Vu.
>Game Overseer Koishi would like to remind everyone that their votes are what command the characters. Sakuya can't be controlled if nobody tells her to do anything.
You have a feeling of Deja Vu, and have no idea why. You've reached Yukari's house, though.
>Are you going to go inside or not?

>Utsuho: No, we're not concerned. Standing in the middle of a lava lake is cool.
>You decide to set physics aside in favor of AWESOME. Just like your cube-solving ability.
>Flan-Flan - "Woooooow...hey, hey, are you hot here? I kinda am. Bein' sweaty ain't fun, you get all smelly and blech."
>Utsuho: "Of course I'm not hot. I'm a hell raven."
>"Cool," Flandre replies, "I'm a vampire, by the way."
>Now that you think about it, maybe Satori was right. Vampires are scary.
>Then again, you're on an adventure, and adventures aren't mythical-species-ist. You shouldn't be, either.
>Where are you guys going to fly?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 07, 2012, 04:34:00 PM
>Pick a direction. Any direction. Then go. We'll hit the border eventually, right? Then we just follow along it and see what we run into.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: IdiotsOpposite on September 07, 2012, 04:38:47 PM
Utsuho: Like the sun, we must journey to the West!

Sakuya: Politely knock on the door. Be politeness.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 07, 2012, 06:53:51 PM
>Flan-Flan - Wasn't Journey to The West one of those books Patch-Patch had in her library? The one with the funny monkey? We should remember to read that one more!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 08, 2012, 12:21:16 AM
>Pick a direction. Any direction. Then go. We'll hit the border eventually, right? Then we just follow along it and see what we run into.
Utsuho: Like the sun, we must journey to the West!
>Your enthusiasm causes you to blurt this out loud. However, since Gensokyo's isolated from the outside world, the only reference for being west is the sun setting.
>_

>Flan-Flan - Wasn't Journey to The West one of those books Patch-Patch had in her library? The one with the funny monkey? We should remember to read that one more!
>It had too many words. You did like it when Patchy read it to you, though. That monkey went on such cool adventures!
>Say, since you're going west, you're on a journey to the west too, right?
>More proof that this is an adventure! No contradictory evidence will disprove this!
>_

Sakuya: Politely knock on the door. Be politeness.
>You attempt to be an abstract concept and fail. You do, however, succeed at knocking on the door.
>Ran answers.
>"Oh, hello. Sakuya, wasn't it? What business do you have with my master?"
>She lets you in.
>Yukari Yakumo, the almighty youkai of borders, is looking into a gap and...
>Giggling pervertedly?
>"I'm guessing this is a bad time?" you say, alerting Yukari to your presence.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 08, 2012, 01:04:03 AM
>Sakuya: "Regardless, Remilia has tasked me with obtaining an outside-world electrical device in some ways similar to a shikigami. I believe she called it a 'computer'. All the ones Rinnosuke had spontainiously exploded, so I cannot obtain one from him. It was recommended that I come to you instead."

>Utsuho/Flandre: Westward, ho!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: capt. h on September 09, 2012, 02:57:37 AM
> Utsuho and Flandre - To the western edge of the world!

> Or the boundary. Whichever comes first.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 09, 2012, 04:36:58 AM
Sakuya:
>Yukari turns towards you and closes the gap as quickly as she can.
>"Oh! Sakuya!" Yukari laughs nervously. "I didn't see you coming."
>Sakuya: "Regardless, Remilia has tasked me with obtaining an outside-world electrical device in some ways similar to a shikigami. I believe she called it a 'computer'. All the ones Rinnosuke had spontainiously exploded, so I cannot obtain one from him. It was recommended that I come to you instead."
>"But getting stuff from the outside world takes work!" Yukari whines. "Can't you check Kourindou again or something?"
>_

Utsuho:
>Utsuho/Flandre: Westward, ho!
> Utsuho and Flandre - To the western edge of the world!

> Or the boundary. Whichever comes first.
>You and Flandre make bets about whether the boundary will come before or after the western edge of the world as you walk through a patch of tall grass.
>Suddenly, a wild Chibi Sakuya appears!
>Fight
->How?
>Bag You're not carrying anything!
>Touhoumon Wrong spin-off game for that sort of thing.
>Run
>Game Overseer Koishi sighs. She takes her eyes off the quantum geography for one second, and it's already throwing in stuff from different games.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: IdiotsOpposite on September 09, 2012, 04:57:35 AM
Utsuho: Utilize the quantum geography to summon a Lunatic Orb to throw at the thing.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 09, 2012, 05:16:21 AM
>Flan-Flan - A Mini-Sakuya?! This is amazing! If we had that, Sakuya wouldn't have to worry about us anymore, 'cuz a little her would be with us!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 09, 2012, 07:59:27 AM
>Flandre: Grab it!
>Sakuya: "Every single one of them was destroyed. Nitori was going to find me one, but it turns out that hers was in Kourindou and exploded with the rest of them. So now I'm here."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 09, 2012, 10:09:25 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya: "Every single one of them was destroyed. Nitori was going to find me one, but it turns out that hers was in Kourindou and exploded with the rest of them. So now I'm here."
>"Ah, yes," Yukari nods. "That would seem like a problem."
>"By the way, Yukari, have you seen Flandre around, recently?"
>"Can't say I have. She's in Gensokyo, that's for sure, though."
>Yukari, always as helpful as ever.
>_

Utsuho
Utsuho: Utilize the quantum geography to summon a Lunatic Orb to throw at the thing.
>You don't control the quantum geography! Nobody controls it except Koishi. You do throw the crystal ball that was balancing on Flandre's head at it, though.

Flandre
>Flan-Flan - A Mini-Sakuya?! This is amazing! If we had that, Sakuya wouldn't have to worry about us anymore, 'cuz a little her would be with us!
>Flandre: Grab it!
>With good intentions in mind, you dive to grab it, but end up faceplanting as Utsuho captures it in - hey, that was your crystal ball!
>Well, at least you catch the crystal ball. It shakes three times, and then stops.
>Congratulations! You've caught a Chibi Sakuya!
Achievement unlocked! Well, that was strange: Go through a reference to another game.
>Now you're sort of unsure about how you're going to get it out, but you can see it clearly inside the crystal, and it doesn't seem to be angry. That's good, at least.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 09, 2012, 10:22:08 AM
>Flan-Flan - "Well, I was gonna use that crystal ball to make my wings awesomer, but this works too..?" Poke at the ball. "Uh...come on out?"
>Sakuya - Sigh. "Well, hopefully she isn't causing trouble for anyone.."
>Okuu - "Unyu? It..worked?" Headtilt confusedly.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: capt. h on September 09, 2012, 05:21:51 PM
> Utsuho - Continue westward.

> Flandre - desire to catch the whole Scarlet Devil Mansion in chibi form.

>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 09, 2012, 05:30:13 PM
>Flan-Flan - A mini-us too?! That would be awesome!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 09, 2012, 05:55:36 PM
>Flandre: If we caught the first one with Utsuho, then we may run into the others if we stay with her. Follow her!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Now with Quantum Geography!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 09, 2012, 06:51:29 PM
Sakuya
>Sakuya - Sigh. "Well, hopefully she isn't causing trouble for anyone.."
>"You know," Yukari says, "I could check up on her for you."
>"Didn't you say that you don't know where she is?"
>"That was a lie to stop you from bugging me, but on second thought, considering who she is and who she's with right now, I should probably stop them before something bad happens."
>"Please do. In fact, why not bring her here or something?"
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Unyu? It..worked?" Headtilt confusedly.
> Utsuho - Continue westward.
>That was definitely something you didn't expect to happen. Flandre seems happy enough about it, though.

Flandre:
>Flan-Flan - "Well, I was gonna use that crystal ball to make my wings awesomer, but this works too..?" Poke at the ball. "Uh...come on out?"
>The crystal ball glows, and the Chibi Sakuya appears next to the ball. It doesn't say a word, but it's so cute.
> Flandre - desire to catch the whole Scarlet Devil Mansion in chibi form.
>Flan-Flan - A mini-us too?! That would be awesome!
>You must have a chibi everyone. You gotta catch 'em all! The cuteness demands it!
>Especially one of you. Come to think of it, does the Chibi Sakuya have the same powers as Sakuya does?
>While you were walking in deep thought, you trip. The Chibi Sakuya stops time and is now struggling to support your weight to keep you from landing on the ground. Apparently it does have the same powers.
>This is going to be AWESOME. Two Flandres, twice the power!
>At the Hakurei Shrine, Reimu senses another incident coming on, but she's too busy teaching a Chibi Reimu how to use spell cards.
>Flandre: If we caught the first one with Utsuho, then we may run into the others if we stay with her. Follow her!
>You're not going to go anywhere without her!
>And then a gap opens up beneath you. You start to fall in, the Chibi Sakuya tries to pull you out, and Utsuho realizes that you're no longer next to her.
>You can't fly out, because someone on the other side is pulling on your leg. Literally, that is.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 09, 2012, 07:17:24 PM
>Flan-Flan - "Hey! Lemmego!" Kick at it! Let's get the mini-sakuya back in the ball too, and stick the ball in a pocket, just in case whatever's pulling our leg won't let go.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: capt. h on September 09, 2012, 07:55:25 PM
> Flandre - Break whatever is pulling your leg.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 09, 2012, 08:04:02 PM
>Flan-Flane - Wait, what if it's Sakuya pulling us?! Big sis wouldn't be too happy about that..
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Raitaki on September 09, 2012, 08:13:10 PM
> Utsuho - Panics and shoots a heat beam at the gap-thing.
> Sakuya - Mentally sneezes.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 09, 2012, 09:54:36 PM
Flandre:
>Flan-Flan - "Hey! Lemmego!" Kick at it! Let's get the mini-sakuya back in the ball too, and stick the ball in a pocket, just in case whatever's pulling our leg won't let go.
>Your kicking is counterproductive. Now both of your legs are being pulled and nobody's pulling you back.
>You're hanging on though. That's good.
> Flandre - Break whatever is pulling your leg.
>Flan-Flane - Wait, what if it's Sakuya pulling us?! Big sis wouldn't be too happy about that..
>You are about to break it, but then you hesitate. Really, you should do something before you get pulled in, shouldn't you?

Sakuya:
> Sakuya - Mentally sneezes.
>As you're watching Yukari struggle with the lower half of Flandre's body, you feel a sneeze coming.
>Acting quickly, you freeze time before you sneeze.
>To everyone besides you, it looks like nothing happened. You are the best at sneeze hiding.
>And then you realize Nitori's still outside, banging furiously at the door. Whoops.
>You let her in, since Yukari and Ran are occupied. Flandre has more physical strength than you thought.
>Nitori is just staring at the scene in shock. To her, it looks like Yukari is holding onto one leg of the bottom half of a little girl, while Ran is pulling the other.

Utsuho:
> Utsuho - Panics and shoots a heat beam at the gap-thing.
You run towards the gap while charging up a humongous laser.
>Of course, quantum geography finds the most annoying times to change. You slip on a patch of ice. Your heat laser shoots off into the air and you crash into Flandre, making her lose her grip and sending all of you into the gap.
>Up in the air, Mystia and Wriggle were having a danmaku battle.
>Key word "were." Your heat beam hits both of them in a double Pichu~un worthy of an achievement.
Achievement Unlocked! Did you catch that killcam?: Make an accidental double kill

Sakuya:
>...
>You have no words to describe what just happened.
>Nitori is staring at the pile of dazed youkai and vampire, too.
>From your point of view, you saw Yukari and Ran fall backwards as Flandre apparently stopped struggling.
>Time then stopped (not by your doing), and a mini version of you appeared out of a crystal ball that Flandre had in her pocket, and tried to catch Flandre. It failed miserably.
>It ended up sandwiched between the youkai and the vampire as a raven with a magnificent space cape and an arm cannon that was still smoking landed on top of everyone.
>The raven looks confused. "Unyu?"
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Raitaki on September 09, 2012, 10:03:11 PM
> Sakuya: The truth is hard.

> You should run away. Ruuuun awaaaay.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: capt. h on September 09, 2012, 11:22:49 PM
> Utsuho: "Hey, you're the gap lady!"

> "Satori wanted a thing from you!" She wanted an epileptic shinigami, right?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 10, 2012, 12:38:19 AM
>Flandre: "Why are people on me?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 10, 2012, 01:24:12 AM
Sakuya:
> Sakuya: The truth is hard.

> You should run away. Ruuuun awaaaay.
>Let's just pretend we never saw anything, shall we?
>Unfortunately, your attempts at escaping are foiled because...
>A Wild Chibi Tenshi appears!
>Great. A tiny celestial pain-in-the-[insert body part here].
>Fight
>Bag
>Touhoumon You don't have any. Huh.
>Run Can't escape!

Flandre:
>Flandre: "Why are people on me?"
>Correction: Person. Only Utsuho's on you. You, however are currently on top of a Chibi Sakuya, Yukari, and Ran.
>You still want to know why Utsuho's on you, though.
>And then everyone beneath you besides the Chibi Sakuya (you might want to nickname her, maybe) suddenly disappears, making you fall on top of your Chibi Sakuya again.
>It gives a muffled whine. Poor thing.
>_

Utsuho:
> Utsuho: "Hey, you're the gap lady!"

> "Satori wanted a thing from you!" She wanted an epileptic shinigami, right?
>Yukari gaps herself and Ran out of the bottom of the pile. You're still on Flandre and her Chibi Sakuya, though.
>Yukari dusts herself off and turns to Nitori. "Let me guess. You want a computer."
>Nitori nods. "Also anything that repels crow tengu, if there is anything like that."
>"Hey," you interject, "Satori wanted an epileptic shinigami, so I'm here to get one for her!"
>Yukari raises an eyebrow. "I'm guessing she meant a computer, too. I'm surprised that she let you try and get one. I expected Rin to be the one in charge of getting things."
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Raitaki on September 10, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
> Sakuya - Fight - Private Square!

> Utsuho - Get off Flan. Any regular dish of flan would surely have been crushed to the point of splattering if we had fallen onto it like this
> "I want to be useful to Satori-sama too!"

> Flandre - Get off Chibi Sakuya and check to see if it's okay.
> Wonder aloud about those things you broke earlier in some random shop somewhere in the Forest of Magic.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 10, 2012, 03:26:06 AM
Sakuya:
> Sakuya - Fight - Private Square!
>Everything around you starts moving in slow motion as you take your spell card out of your Time-Shenanigan Maid Storage and activate it.
>Of note is the now slowed down Chibi Tenshi jumping towards you with a ridiculously oversized sword for her size.
>_

Utsuho:
> Utsuho - Get off Flan. Any regular dish of flan would surely have been crushed to the point of splattering if we had fallen onto it like this
> "I want to be useful to Satori-sama too!"
>You do so. Just in time, too. The 5-minutes rule applies to flan, right?
>"Well, you could do a better job at being useful, but right now I'm just going to confirm that all the computers in Kourindou are indeed destroyed," says Yukari.
>She opens a gap to peer into Kourindou.
>_

Flandre:
> Flandre - Get off Chibi Sakuya and check to see if it's okay.
> Wonder aloud about those things you broke earlier in some random shop somewhere in the Forest of Magic.
It's a little shaken up, but otherwise it's fine. Yay!
>You put it back in its ball as you start talking to yourself.
>"I never knew that destroying the electric shikigami in Kourindou would have such far-reaching consequences..."
>Back in Kourindou, Rinnosuke hears what you say through the gap.
>"It was you!" he yells, diving through the gap and getting kicked back out by Yukari.
>You think he has some sort of grudge against you. He might not. You're not too sure.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Raitaki on September 10, 2012, 03:35:08 AM
> Sakuya: No, no, you're doing it wrong, Private Square the Touhoumon move. D:

> Flandre: Bap Rinnosuke on the head with Laevateinn.
> ...While forgeting that you're a vampire and therefore much stronger and more resilient than he is.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: capt. h on September 10, 2012, 04:15:45 AM
> Utsuho - Ask about this computer thing.

> Flandre - Apologize to the whimpy looking man.

> Sakuya - "Why is there a mini-Tenshi in your house? Why is there a Mini-Me for that matter?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 10, 2012, 10:39:52 PM
> Sakuya: No, no, you're doing it wrong, Private Square the Touhoumon move. D:
>You feel like you did something wrong. You don't know what though. Does Flandre's Chibi Sakuya know a different Private Square?
>Come to think of it...
> Sakuya - "Why is there a mini-Tenshi in your house? Why is there a Mini-Me for that matter?"
>Yukari sighs. "I don't know. They just started showing up everywhere all of a sudden. Apparently they're able to be caught in crystal balls."
>"Actually you can catch them in just about anything," Nitori pipes up. She summons a Chibi Marisa from a bubble pipe, a Chibi Cirno from a cue ball, and a Chibi Iku from a pair of glasses.
>_

> Flandre: Bap Rinnosuke on the head with Laevateinn.
> ...While forgeting that you're a vampire and therefore much stronger and more resilient than he is.
You swing Laevateinn at him through the gap. He dodges, and you slice his shop in half.
> Flandre - Apologize to the whimpy looking man.
>"Sorry!" you yell through the gap as Yukari starts closing it.
>From the other side, you hear him say, "Yukari, you're responsible for fixing my shop up," before the gap closes.
>_

> Utsuho - Ask about this computer thing.
>"Hey gap lady! What's a com-pyuu-ter?"
>"It's a machine that does stuff based on calculations," the kappa explains.
>You don't see what the fuss is all about. You can calculate stuff too if it's based on nuclear fusion!
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: capt. h on September 11, 2012, 04:59:42 PM
> Everyone - watch plot proceed.

EDIT:

> Utsuho - Recollect things we created/engineered using knowledge of nuclear fusion.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 11, 2012, 11:03:59 PM
Utsuho:
> Utsuho - Recollect things we created/engineered using knowledge of nuclear fusion.
>You know a lot about nuclear fusion, but you can't recall facts at will. Really, the only thing you help with nuclear fusion was that giant fusion reactor for a mecha a while back, but that ended up being shut down because of meddling ice fairies.
>You can, however, solve theoretical problems involving nuclear fusions quite efficiently. For example:
>How many Master Sparks it would take to destroy a small sun (25 if fired simultaneously, 103.46 fired one at a time with 1 second in between for cooldown)
>How much destruction a supernova would cause in Gensokyo (half the Forest of Magic or one hallway of the SDM. 3-dimensional space is wonky there, you've heard.)
>The efficiency of a nuclear reactor (less useful than one would think. You require daily bathing and meal breaks, after all.)

> Everyone - watch plot proceed.
>Everyone stares at the oncoming plot train. Since nobody moves out of the way, you all end up getting ran over. Stupid train, why wasn't it on the railroad?
>You are Utsuho Reiuji, on a mission to prove yourself competent to Satori. You've been mulling over some theoretical situations amidst the chaos in Yukari's house. This is probably why you don't notice that the scene around you has gotten worse until everyone else does.
>Currently, everyone around you is being bombarded with Hakurei amulets.
>Now you're getting targeted too. They hurt. A lot. Get'emoffget'emoffget'emoff!
>You create a miniature sun to shield yourself. As the onslaught dies down, you see that Yukari's occupied with gapping away amulets targeted at herself and Ran, Flandre's swinging that big sword-thingy, Sakuya's constantly reappearing somewhere away from the amulets, and the kappa is gone.
>What happened? You feel like something got terribly off track. How were you supposed to gain Satori's approval again?
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, on a mission to go on an ADVENTURE! Unfortunately, you've just ran into Sakuya, who's probably going to take you back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>On the bright side, you have a Chibi Sakuya that is so cute. It is so amazingly cute you don't even notice when Reimu busts a wall down with an army of Chibi Reimus until they all start to throw those annoying homing amulets everywhere.
>In retaliation, you takeout Laevateinn and start swinging it around like a maniac. You think you destroyed another wall.
>As the room clears, you realize you didn't actually break any walls, but there's a kappa-shaped hole in the roof. Was that your doing? You couldn't tell.
>Well, the storm of danmaku has stopped, and you are taking a breather. What are you going to do now?
>_

>You are Sakuya Izayoi, on an errand to get Remilia a computer that just seems to get way too complicated.
>So when Reimu destroys a wall with an absurd amount of Chibi Reimus around her, you realize that you aren't even surprised at this turn of events.
>She starts yelling at Yukari. "I know you're behind this! I beat up everyone at Eientei and the Moriya Shrine already, and these mini versions of everyone are still popping up everywhere!"
>Without waiting for Yukari's answer, she starts throwing those Hakurei amulets, and the Chibi Reimus follow suit. They start targeting everyone in the room.
>Of course, everything goes haywire. Flandre starts swinging around Laevateinn and hits Nitori out through the roof, Yukari is furiously gapping away all the amulets targeting Ran and herself, and you're forced to stop time repeatedly to get away from those homing amulets. When you look over at the raven, she's... creating a miniature sun?
>Now you see why Yukari decided to interfere with whatever she and Flandre were doing.
>Soon, all the Reimus stop shooting, letting everyone catch their breath and assess the damages.
>You have a feeling Yukari is not going to want to assist you in any matters for quite a while.
>Now what do you do?
>
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 11, 2012, 11:15:36 PM
>Flan-Flan - Headtilt. "....Was that hole in the ceiling here before?"
>Then tacklehug Sakuya! "You won't believe what I found Sakuya! I found this mini-you! I'm gonna find the mini-versions of everyone from home! Even me and Big Sis~!"

>Sakuya - Poker Face. "...Well. This is new."

>Okuu - "Unyu?"
>Fistrod. "I got it! Maybe if I get a mini-Satori, she'll be happy again! Ooh, I should get a Mini-Koishi too, they should be together after all."
>Nod sagely. "Yeah! That's it! I'm sure that was it!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 11, 2012, 11:53:17 PM
>Flandre: "No, you have to remember better, or else you'll fail the adventure! She said she wanted an electric shikigami!"
>Beat.
>"Whatever that is."
>"She might like a mini-her, too. Oh! Big sis may want one of her! I'll have to find an extra!."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: capt. h on September 12, 2012, 01:20:11 AM
> Sakuya - Ponder why Reimu considers the chibi-army to be a bigger incident than quantum geography.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 12, 2012, 02:51:57 AM
Okuu Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Unyu?"
>Fistrod. "I got it! Maybe if I get a mini-Satori, she'll be happy again! Ooh, I should get a Mini-Koishi too, they should be together after all."
>Nod sagely. "Yeah! That's it! I'm sure that was it!"
>You are certain that she will want one of those. If she doesn't, the cuteness is going to make her change her mind anyway.
>Flandre: "No, you have to remember better, or else you'll fail the adventure! She said she wanted an electric shikigami!"
>Beat.
>"Whatever that is."
>"She might like a mini-her, too. Oh! Big sis may want one of her! I'll have to find an extra!."
>Oh yeah, the shaky gummy thingy.
>Flandre's right though. Finding chibis takes precedence over gummies. Yukari can just gap gummies into Gensokyo, but who know when a Chibi Satori shows up.
>You have the feeling that someone is reading your mind. It comes from... THAT DIRECTION!
>Turning to the second destroyed wall (strange, it must've collapsed recently.)
>Speak of the chibi and it shall come. A Wild Chibi Satori appears!
>Fight Is that a good idea, though? Considering your powers...
>Bag All you have on you is your control rod. There's plenty of household items scattered around Yukari's home though...
>Touhoumon Still don't have any. Might want to remedy that soon.
>Run

dog Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Poker Face. "...Well. This is new."
>It is indeed. You had not expected the armpit (dangit Koishi stop adding on descriptions) shrine maiden to gather so many copies of herself. You offhandedly wonder if Marisa has any of herself.
>Back at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli has barricaded the library, and is currently having several Chibi Koakumas (redundancy!) and Chibi Patchoulis patrolling the library.
> Sakuya - Ponder why Reimu considers the chibi-army to be a bigger incident than quantum geography.
>"Reimu," you ask, "shouldn't you be more concerned about how the geography of Gensokyo keeps changing?"
>"Why would I? I fly everywhere, anyway."
>Ah yes. The whole "being able to fly whenever she wants" situation. In case the spell card rules suddenly went kaput, she'd still be able to fly around.
>Wondering where the Chibi Tenshi you were battling a moment ago went, you notice it seems to have been pinned to the wall with several persuasion needles as Chibi Reimus are gathered around it.
>You should leave it alone. How did Reimu capture so many Chibi Reimus anyway?
>"Anyway, I'm more irritated at the fact that you can't walk a couple of steps before running into another one. I swear, now I need to use my Chibi Reimus' yin-yang orbs to contain them!"

original little sister Flandre:
>Flan-Flan - Headtilt. "....Was that hole in the ceiling here before?"
>Then tacklehug Sakuya! "You won't believe what I found Sakuya! I found this mini-you! I'm gonna find the mini-versions of everyone from home! Even me and Big Sis~!"
>Sakuya turns to you. "Yes, that kappa-shaped hole is your fault. I can't blame you that much, though. Everything sort of went wild there."
>Then you tacklehug Sakuya and excitedly tell her about your plans.
>"Well," she sighs, "That raven is on a similar mission, it seems. If nothing else, I should accompany you to make sure neither of you get into too much trouble."
>You have successfully recruited SAKUYA IZAYOI into your party!
>Yay!" You hug Sakuya again. "By the way, the raven's name is Utsuho Reiuji and she's associated with someone named Satori Komeji!"
>Maybe you should help Utsuho out...
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 12, 2012, 03:02:11 AM
>Utsuho: Bonk it with the control rod!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 12, 2012, 03:35:36 AM
>Okuu - ...We do have a spare control rod, right? This thing is kinda important to keep the Reactor working right after all.

>Flan-Flan - "So, don't you think the Mini-you is cute~? I wonder how cute the mini-me will be?!"

>Sakuya - "Hard to tell really, I'm certain it won't be able to match up the the original though."
>Head to Reimu. "You said that the yin-yang orbs that the smaller versions of you can produce will work for containing them? Perhaps you should distribute those orbs to everyone then, and in great supply as well."
>Gesture towards Utsuho. "It seems she could use one right now in fact."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 12, 2012, 03:57:06 AM
Utsuho:
>Utsuho: Bonk it with the control rod!
>Okuu - ...We do have a spare control rod, right? This thing is kinda important to keep the Reactor working right after all.
>Well, it didn't catch it, but the Chibi Satori seems dazed by the hit. Your control rod's still intact, too. Yay!

Sakuya:
>Flan-Flan - "So, don't you think the Mini-you is cute~? I wonder how cute the mini-me will be?!"

>Sakuya - "Hard to tell really, I'm certain it won't be able to match up the the original though."
>Head to Reimu. "You said that the yin-yang orbs that the smaller versions of you can produce will work for containing them? Perhaps you should distribute those orbs to everyone then, and in great supply as well."
>Gesture towards Utsuho. "It seems she could use one right now in fact."
>You had to stop time for a while as your nosebleed subsided. Flandre can be so cute when she's not destroying everything around her.
>As you discuss the chibi situation with Reimu, you eventually come to an agreement.
>"If you're worried about money still, you can just sell them. Here, I'll buy some."
>Your mention of money makes Reimu much more interested in the idea. You have to fork over 2000 G (Gensocurrency, a system that Yukari's trying to implement) but you get 10 of those orbs.
>You give one to Utsuho, who expresses her thanks.
>She throws it at the dazed chibi and catches it easily.
>Nitori throws off her optical camouflage (when did she come back?) and proceeds to buy 100 "Easy Orbs" (you have to admit, the Kappa's pretty good at naming things) for "distribution, research, and development" before disappearing off to Youkai Mountain. You hear her singing about cucumber beer again. That tune is too catchy. You'll have it stuck in your head for a while.
>"And now I think that it's time for ALL OF YOU TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ALREADY!"
>Oh yeah, you're still in Yukari's wrecked house. She doesn't take too kindly to being ignored after her house is destroyed. You'll keep that in mind the next time you visit.
>She dumps Reimu and her endless supply of chibis into one gap, and you, Flandre, and Utsuho into the Forest of Magic.
>You can see Rinnosuke working on repairs in the distance to the left, and a maze of trees and signposts in every other direction besides your left.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 12, 2012, 04:14:57 AM
>Flandre: "Crap, we have to go back! We didn't get an electric shikigami! Come on, Ustuho! We can't fail the adventure!"
>Utsuho: "Um..."
>Flandre: "And we can look for more mini-people on the way!"
>Utsuho: "Okay!"
>Sakuya: "Wait, you're looking for an electric shikigami, too?"
>Flandre: "Yeah! This lady with a funny eye wants one! She said we'd have to get it from Yukari! Come on!"
>Fly off towards... wait, we never actually learned where Yukari's house is.
>Let's fly west again! That worked last time!
>Utsuho: Right, we have to get the elec-o-thingy, too. Follow Flandre!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 13, 2012, 12:46:18 AM
Sakuya:
>Flandre: "Crap, we have to go back! We didn't get an electric shikigami! Come on, Ustuho! We can't fail the adventure!"
>Utsuho: "Um..."
>Flandre: "And we can look for more mini-people on the way!"
>Utsuho: "Okay!"
>Sakuya: "Wait, you're looking for an electric shikigami, too?"
>Flandre: "Yeah! This lady with a funny eye wants one! She said we'd have to get it from Yukari! Come on!"
>Fly off towards... wait, we never actually learned where Yukari's house is.
>Let's fly west again! That worked last time!
>Utsuho: Right, we have to get the elec-o-thingy, too. Follow Flandre!
>You all attempt to head towards where Yukari's house is.
>You end up flying straight into a gap that leaves you right where you started.
>Yukari probably doesn't even want you near her house for a while, it seems.
>Of course, you might be able to find a computer in Marisa's house. She collects weird things, doesn't she?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 13, 2012, 02:37:24 AM
>Sakuya: "Yukari, your interference indicates that you are still observing us. Could you perhaps gap a couple of these devices to us? It would eliminate any need for us to return."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 13, 2012, 09:42:22 AM
>Sakuya: "Yukari, your interference indicates that you are still observing us. Could you perhaps gap a couple of these devices to us? It would eliminate any need for us to return."
>She happens to gap them right over your heads, in an obviously childish attempt to give you a concussion.
>You freeze time and collect both of the computers Yukari sent to you. You had no idea that they'd be so clunky and huge. You can barely fit them into your Time-Shenanigan Maid Storage.
>What was in your TSMS, anyway?
>Digging through it, you find the 10 Easy Orbs and the two computers, but also:
>17 Half-eaten cookies (You could have sworn they weren't eaten the last time you checked.)
>24 back issues of the Bunbunmaru
>3 shiny rocks (Why do you have them still? What purpose do they serve?)
>various multicolored crystals
>...a Chibi Meiling?
>...
>Maybe you should clean it out sometime.
>Well, you've got the computer and you can head home if you want, but it seems that Flandre probably wants to stay out here for a while and catch some more chibis.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 13, 2012, 09:59:06 AM
>Sakuya - "How did this end up in there? Then again, it seems to be something Flan is after." Use an Easy Orb on the C. Meiling.

>Flan-Flan - "Ooh! It's a teeny China! I bet she'll love to have that!"

>Okuu - Maybe we should follow suit and find some for the others back home too! We've already got the little Satori, so maybe we should find a little Koishi and a little Orin too!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: capt. h on September 13, 2012, 06:34:58 PM
> Flandre - Begin hunt for chibi Jason Voorhees.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 13, 2012, 10:42:53 PM
Sakuya.
>Sakuya - "How did this end up in there? Then again, it seems to be something Flan is after." Use an Easy Orb on the C. Meiling.
>Your Easy Orb catches the Chibi Meiling without resistance. Chibi Meiling Get!
>You've been standing around and doing nothing for quite a while, so you pick a signpost at random and go to the direction it points.
>Who's bright idea was it to put up a signpost without any words?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Maybe we should follow suit and find some for the others back home too! We've already got the little Satori, so maybe we should find a little Koishi and a little Orin too!
>This shall be your new goal, since the time-stoppy maid has already covered the "shaky-gummy" situation.
>Wait, where is Sakuya going? Wait up!
>You run after her.
>_

Flandre:
>Flan-Flan - "Ooh! It's a teeny China! I bet she'll love to have that!"
>If nothing else, it would be an extra guard for the mansion.
>It'd be so cute doing so, too! China is going to love her!
> Flandre - Begin hunt for chibi Jason Voorhees.
>This is the best idea ever and nobody will tell you otherwise.
>Though you have no idea who this Jason person is.
>Game Overseer Koishi has banned the quantum geography from generating chibis from other worlds. This isn't supposed to be a crossover! Around Gensokyo, several tiny hockey-mask-wearing terrors poof out of existence.
>Sakuya and Utsuho are already following a path or something, so you hurry after them.
>_

Game Overseer Koishi has put YOU in charge of deciding the next random encounter! Vote amongst yourselves to decide who or what the trio is going to run into! It can be anything, from a chibi to Mokou Fujiwara to a monstrous otherworldly horror. No restrictions, and the majority vote will win!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 13, 2012, 10:48:00 PM
I say we run into a C. Remi. Or a C. Flan. Or a C. Okuu. Either one's fine by me!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 13, 2012, 10:49:49 PM
Kogasa and Reimu fighting each other with chibi armies of themselves. And Kogasa's winning.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: capt. h on September 14, 2012, 12:04:16 AM
> Mokou encounters are always good.

> Alternatively, Moriya shrine gundam. Or a pack of raptors.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 14, 2012, 12:40:18 AM
Everyone voting for different things? No problem! I'll just include them all!

>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and, in hindsight, maybe you shouldn't have followed the signpost.
>The patch eventually led to the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, where you ran into a couple of chibis playing together. There was a Chibi Remilia, Flandre, and Utsuho.
>As quickly as you could, you tried to catch all three, but two of the orbs missed. You only managed to catch one of them, the Chibi Flandre.
>You retrieved the other orbs, but by that time, the other two had already ran off. You didn't know why.
>At least, you didn't. Then, Reimu crashed through the forest, followed by her army of Chibi Reimus.
>You couldn't exactly hear what she was muttering, but it sounded something like "stupid umbrella, when I get my hands on you I'll..."
>You're surprised that Reimu's been backed into a figurative corner. She usually has the advantage.

>You are Flandre Scarlet, and, in retrospect, you should have thrown the orbs that you stole from Sakuya's TSMS.
>Too late now. The other two chibis have run off, and a fierce battle has replaced the quiet scene.
>From your point of view, Reimu and her army is holding off a... wall of eggplant colored something.
>Wait, there's an umbrella youkai leading the charge. You think she's called Kasoga or something. You don't know her, except for the fact that Meiling sometimes mentions a blue and purple umbrella youkai trying to surprise her.
>This situation is getting dangerous fast. Looking back at Utsuho, you notice she's ben lagging behind and stumbling around. What's with her?
>_

>You are Utsuho Reiuji (you think), and, looking back, you really shouldn't have eaten that mushroom.
>From your point of view, a wheelbarrow, bed, and giant shiny rock were dancing a jig before a robot gate guard threw cardboard boxes at them. It trapped the bed, but the wheelbarrow and rock ran off.
>A giant wooden serving spoon seems to be watching the shenanigans.
>After the wheelbarrow and rock fled, the Moriya Shrine (you always knew it was secretly a robot) and an army of Sanae dolls crashed through the candy canes.
>They were being pursued by a pack of psychedelic raptors. The lead one is holding a giant leek and is yelling something in a language you don't understand. "Jsjsjsjs! Ypfsu od yjr fsu yjsy O jsbr yjr iqqrt jsmf shsomdy yjr djtomr zsofrm!"
>You feel like you want to curl up in one of the 17 corners in the roof and wait until your left arm stops telling you what to do and the flying pancakes in front of you stop rotating counterclockwise.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 14, 2012, 12:48:06 AM
>Okuu - "The..The flying pancakes! They want me to tap dance! I dun wanna! Fly! Moriya Robo!"

>Sakuya - "What."

>Flan-Flan - "...And people call me crazy."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: capt. h on September 14, 2012, 01:12:39 AM
> Sakuya - Realize you're letting kogasa win if you get surprised. Don't be surprised by anything.

> Flandre - Discover if chibi Reimu blood tastes like human blood. It IS snack time. Probably.

> Utsuho - OH GOD RAPTORS ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. Sure, it COULD be the mushroom, but what if it isn't?! You could be in danger!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Something Involving Computers and Touhoumon
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 14, 2012, 03:06:25 AM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - "The..The flying pancakes! They want me to tap dance! I dun wanna! Fly! Moriya Robo!"
>You do the most logical thing to do when you feel like everyone around you has gone crazy: Voice all your thoughts out loud.
>The neon green slab of concrete next to you is reminding you about something.
> Utsuho - OH GOD RAPTORS ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. Sure, it COULD be the mushroom, but what if it isn't?! You could be in danger!
>Ah yes. The raptors.
>...
>OHGODRAPTORS BURN THEM ALL BEFORE THEY MULTIPLY!
>You fire your bacon cannon right into the swirling mass of rainbow laser raptors, and are immediately rewarded by the lead raptor being blasted back into the forest of No. 2 Pencils. The rest scatter, but ultimately go after the leader.
>You have to be wary now. The raptors are planning their revenge, no doubt.
>_

Flandre:
>Flan-Flan - "...And people call me crazy."
>Yes, but you're at least not as crazy as Utsuho is right now.
>Her craziness is productive, though. She blasts Kogasa back into the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, and all the Chibi-Kogasas retreat.
>The explosion from Utsuho's arm cannon has blasted the Chibi Reimus everywhere. One has landed besides you.
> Flandre - Discover if chibi Reimu blood tastes like human blood. It IS snack time. Probably.
>No harm in trying, right?
>You bite the Chibi Reimu's neck and start sucking its circulatory fluids. There is no way in any sort of afterlife that you can call it blood.
>Tastes like the color purple after it's cooked by an open book inside a Sunday. After releasing the drained Chibi Reimu and gagging, you realize that what you have been drinking is rainbow-colored.
>It might not be, though. Your judgement's clouded, and Sakuya has been replaced by a crude sketch of a donut.
>Looking around, you see that Utsuho has wings made out of stopwatches and what you thought was the Bamboo Forest is actually the mouth of a giant frog statue.
>You think that chibi blood MIGHT be hallucinogenic.
>2 misshapen vaguely-head-resembling blobs walk out of the frog mouth, the bigger one carrying a giant monochrome housecat by its tail.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "What."
>Great, now Flandre's gone loopy, too.
> Sakuya - Realize you're letting kogasa win if you get surprised. Don't be surprised by anything.
>You feel like she deserves the victory. Utsuho's giant laser looks like it hurts.
>Reimu is trying to gather her troops, including the one that Flandre drank from. She just finishes when a person you're familiar with steps out of the Bamboo Forest with the troublesome umbrella.
>Mokou Fujiwara is carrying Kogasa by her hair. She is followed by a Chibi Mokou.
>How are you going to deal with this situation when two of your teammates are currently incapacitated and insane?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 14, 2012, 03:20:57 AM
>Flan-Flan - "..Sakuya, why are you a donut..? Wait, has anyone seen my hands? And why is that blobby-thingy carrying a housecat? I don't think I should do that again."
>Okuu - "Bacon for everyone! Y'know, Satori says people are the backbone of any good land. Er...Except when the backbone's an actual backbone."
>Flan-Flan - "Bacon? Why not cheese?! Backbones are hard."

>Sakuya - Facepalm. This is an insane day. "Ugh...And here I am, the only sane one here."
>Let's head over to Mokou, and keep an eye on the two goofballs. "I don't suppose you know a way to bring those two back to normal, do you?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 14, 2012, 03:24:58 AM
>Sakuya: "Hey, Mokou. Utsuho and Flandre've gone nuts-well, more nuts-and Reimu and Kogasa are having a crazy mini-army fight. How's your day been?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: capt. h on September 14, 2012, 05:07:13 AM
> Sakuya - contemplate if there is a situation to deal with.

> At least, a situation more pressing than the halucinating nuclear bomb standing next to you.

> Flandre - plot to sneak chibi-blood into Remi's next meal.

> CHIBI BLOOD FOR THE CHIBI BLOOD GOD
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 14, 2012, 05:11:26 AM
>Flan-Flan - Why would we do that? Sure, it'd be funny, but it'd be mean. And we'd get in trouble for it.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 14, 2012, 08:31:40 AM
Sakuya:
>Flan-Flan - "..Sakuya, why are you a donut..? Wait, has anyone seen my hands? And why is that blobby-thingy carrying a housecat? I don't think I should do that again."
>Okuu - "Bacon for everyone! Y'know, Satori says people are the backbone of any good land. Er...Except when the backbone's an actual backbone."
>Flan-Flan - "Bacon? Why not cheese?! Backbones are hard."

>Sakuya - Facepalm. This is an insane day. "Ugh...And here I am, the only sane one here."
>Let's head over to Mokou, and keep an eye on the two goofballs. "I don't suppose you know a way to bring those two back to normal, do you?"
>Just to be safe, you confiscate their chibis. Can't have them wielding miniature versions of other people with destructive power.
>Reimu is laughing at their antics. She's ignoring the fact that nobody will know if or when they suddenly decide to shoot things everywhere.
>Sakuya: "Hey, Mokou. Utsuho and Flandre've gone nuts-well, more nuts-and Reimu and Kogasa are having a crazy mini-army fight. How's your day been?"
>Mokou looks over at Utuho, who's singing a rendition of "I'm a little teapot" with lyrics about radioactive puppies.
>She turns to Flandre, who's making a passable British accent and lecturing an invisible class about the basics of flying through 4-dimensional space.
>Turning to you, she gives her expert analysis of the situation. "I'm not even sure Reisen would be able to cure 'em. Hopefully they get better, or bad stuff might happen."
>Kogasa corrects you, "Actually Utsuho's interference sorta stopped the fight. Can you let go of my hair? It's starting to hurt. a lot."
>Ignoring her, Mokou continues, "Well my day's been just fine, but I did wonder what all the crashing around Eientei earlier was about."
>"That was me," Reimu interrupts. "Turns out that they're not the ones behind this whole chibi business."
> Sakuya - contemplate if there is a situation to deal with.

> At least, a situation more pressing than the halucinating nuclear bomb standing next to you.
>You have a feeling that Utsuho is going to blow everyone up.
>Turning to the nuclear raven, you realize that she's trying to hit something around her with her control rod. You have no idea what.
>This is getting out of hand. Should you do something before one of the two wackos explodes everyone?
>_

Flandre Magical Vampire Flan-Pastry
> Flandre - plot to sneak chibi-blood into Remi's next meal.

> CHIBI BLOOD FOR THE CHIBI BLOOD GOD
>Your plans to sneak a shipment of fairy wings past the western wing of the Neon Green Robot Factory are interrupted by Utsuho, who's yelling something about baconed eggs.
>That idea is stupid. Everyone knows that it's called scrambled bacon and you drink it with a lawnmower.
>Can't she see that you're making plans while intoxicated on chibi blood?
>You're sure that Remilia's plans will be better if she just drank some chibi blood too.
>Nothing is quite like the taste of turquoise yawning between an afternoon and a cube.
>The Chibi Blood God has heard your prayers, but it is currently held up in a ritual at Yukari's house. Something about fixing a mess.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 14, 2012, 09:08:11 AM
(Way to ignore a command there man. :wat:)

>Okuu - Contemplate hands. This cannon is all...wavy.

>Flandre - Contemplate hands as well. Why are our hands so BIG?


>Sakuya - Timefreeze those two loons for the time being.
>"Reimu, I don't suppose you have any charms to put those two to sleep while we wait for them to recover? Alternately, until we can get them to Eirin to get something to fix them. Given how it's blood from these Chibis that Flandre drank, we should be able to remedy at least that issue by taking one of the C. Reimu with us to be used as a testing sample."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 14, 2012, 09:40:02 AM
(Oh shoot I missed one? :ohdear: Sorry. Have a mini-update as an apology. I can't tell what command I missed!)
2 AM is the best time to be awake.

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Timefreeze those two loons for the time being.
>Utsuho is now frozen in a battle stance, winding back a control rod punch at an unseen opponent.
>Flandre is timefrozen in midair. She was flying upside-down.
>"Reimu, I don't suppose you have any charms to put those two to sleep while we wait for them to recover? Alternately, until we can get them to Eirin to get something to fix them."
>"Sure, just a second..."
>Reimu slaps a charm on Ustuho's back, and then flies up to Flandre to put one on hers.
>When you un-timefreeze them, Utsuho collapses to the ground and Flandre lands on top of Reimu.
>Disgruntled Reimu isn't amused. "Warn me when you're going to do that next time!"
>Mokou finally lets go of Kogasa, who scurries off, either to flee or to find reinforcements.
>"If we're going to see Eirin, I'll carry Utsuho."
>You piggyback the sleeping Flandre, and follow Mokou, who is half-carrying, half-dragging Utsuho, into the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, with Reimu trailing behind.
>"Reimu, why are you coming along with us?"
>"If the charms wear off, you're not going to be able to restrain either one of them. I'm here to prevent that."
>After a while, you reach Eientei. Hopefully Reisen isn't messing with the hallways again.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 14, 2012, 09:44:12 AM
(This (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13353.msg885614.html#msg885614) one.)

>Flan/Okuu - ZzzZzZZzZZzzzz...

>Sakuya - "Indeed. Since Eirin is a master of medicine, I'm quite certain she knows how to create a cure for at least Flandre."
>Let's head in with everyone, and keep careful.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 14, 2012, 11:01:10 PM
>Flan/Okuu - ZzzZzZZzZZzzzz...
>Flandre and Utsuho can't respond to commands if they're asleep!
>Oh, wait.

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Indeed. Since Eirin is a master of medicine, I'm quite certain she knows how to create a cure for at least Flandre."
>Let's head in with everyone, and keep careful.
>You enter Eientei.
>A siren sounds and the hallways are now filled with Chibi Reisens. Naturally, Reisen is leading them.
>"Calm down," Mokou reassures Reisen, "I'm just carrying this lump over. They need medical attention."
>Reisen relaxes. "Ah. In that case, let me take you to Eirin."
>You, Mokou, and Reimu enter Eirin's clinic. She's spinning around in a swivel chair, practically flying across the room.
>Why are all the knowledgeable people of Gensokyo currently acting like idiots?
>Back in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli sneezes, and then resumes her flying-book surfing contest with Koakuma.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 14, 2012, 11:04:05 PM
>Facepalm. "Eirin, could you please stop spinning in the chair for a moment? There's a rather important matter that needs to be attended to. Now."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 15, 2012, 03:20:53 AM
Sakuya:
>Facepalm. "Eirin, could you please stop spinning in the chair for a moment? There's a rather important matter that needs to be attended to. Now."
>"Yes, master," Reisen agrees with you. "You're making us look unprofessional."
>Eirin expertly steers her swivel chair to stop in front of you. "Who's the patient?"
>"Patients. Utsuho and Flandre are currently insane. More so than usual, I mean."
>"Reisen, go see if you can mess with their insanity to get them back to normal." Eirin skillfully delegates her work to Reisen, and resumes spinning.
>Reisen tries to manipulate Utsuho's current mushroom-addled brain into something more logical. She ends up failing.
>In fact, her attempt has made herself go (hopefully temporarily) insane.
>"Where did my patient go? Why are there two of you, Sakuya? When did you start wearing a pill bottle as a left arm?"
>Eirin sighs. "I guess I have to cure all three, now. Give me a moment."
>She drags the unconscious Flandre and Utsuho into a small room in the back, which you assume is filled with medical supplies.
>You are now left with a crazy Reisen, who is mumbling something about conga lines and wearing clothes the wrong way.

TIMESKIP!
>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and you really wish that running errands wasn't so complicated. On the bright side, Utsuho and Flandre are back to normal.
>However, Flandre shows no signs of wanting to go home. You'll be stuck out here until you find the rest of the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew in chibi form.
>At least you're almost done. You've got a Sakuya, Flandre, and Meiling. Assuming that Patchouli has caught copies of herself and Koakuma for research, that leaves only Remilia.
>There's still the matter of Utsuho. Checking again to make sure, you have her Chibi Satori and...
>When did you catch a Chibi Koishi? You don't remember that ever happening. At all.
>In any case, that makes things easier. Hopefully she doesn't have too many left to find.
>What would be the best place to look for a Chibi Remilia? You want to get this "adventure" over with as soon as possible. It's been enough torture already.
>_

>You are Utsuho Reiuji, and you really wish that it was obvious which mushrooms had harmful effects when eaten. At least you're sane again.
>"Utsuho," Sakuya asks you, "Who else do you still want to catch? We've caught a Chibi Satori already, and a Chibi Koishi has found its way into our inventory at some point or another."
>"Unyu?" You didn't hear what Sakuya said. You're still wondering if it's possible to identify a mushroom's effects with nuclear fusion.
>She repeats the question.
>"Oh! Then I just need a mini me and Orin!"
>You're so close to getting a full group of everyone in the Palace of the Earth Spirits! You've even got a eclectic shikigami to bring to Satori!
>You need to know where to look for a Chibi Orin and mini-you, though. Where are you going to look?
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, and you really wish  you knew that chibi blood caused insanity before you drank it. You're sober now, though.
>According to Sakuya, all you need to catch now is a Chibi Remilia. Yay! This adventure's been one big pile of fun!
>Well except for going more crazy. That was just weird.
>Anyway, now that everyone's all fine and dandy again, where are you going to go?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 15, 2012, 03:38:13 AM
>Flandre - Memo to self; Don't drink anymore Chibi Blood. And don't slip Big Sis any either, there's only room for one crazy-adorable vampire, and that's us.

>Okuu - "Uhh...Maybe if we look around back in the underground!"

>Sakuya - Well, at least they're back to normal.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Raitaki on September 15, 2012, 04:22:00 AM
> Crew - Go to Mt. Moon for Chibi Remilia, and Yamame Tunnel near Route 11 for Chibi Orin and Utsuho Oh wait this is Gensokyo
> Flandre - Get distracted, come across and Leaf Stone, and use it on Chibi Flandre. NEKOFLANGET
> Crew - Maybe look around the Misty Lake?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 15, 2012, 07:41:59 AM
>Flandre - Why think so small? Let's find two, and then use one on Remi and one on ourselves when we get back! I bet she'll be real happy!

>Sakuya - Examine the 3 Shiny Stones
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 15, 2012, 10:06:37 PM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Uhh...Maybe if we look around back in the underground!"
>Flandre starts whining. "But we can't take you home yet! We haven't finished catching everyone! Why would you want to look there anyway?"
>"She has a point," Sakuya says. "It seems that chibis spawn where quantum geography is in effect, and they don't migrate very far. The underground's a big, not-quantum place, so we probably won't find any chibis there."
> Crew - Go to Mt. Moon for Chibi Remilia, and Yamame Tunnel near Route 11 for Chibi Orin and Utsuho Oh wait this is Gensokyo
> Crew - Maybe look around the Misty Lake?
>You all head towards Misty Lake in an attempt to find chibis. According to Flandre, quantum geography stops happening at the edge of the lake, so you have a good chance of finding the chibis around there.
>On the way there...

Flandre:
>Flandre - Memo to self; Don't drink anymore Chibi Blood. And don't slip Big Sis any either, there's only room for one crazy-adorable vampire, and that's us.
>Of course. Nobody deserves that sort of crazy.
>Also, nobody gets to be as adorable as you.
> Flandre - Get distracted, come across and Leaf Stone, and use it on Chibi Flandre. NEKOFLANGET
>Flandre - Why think so small? Let's find two, and then use one on Remi and one on ourselves when we get back! I bet she'll be real happy!
>You have no idea what a leaf stone is. Regardless, you find two shiny green stones and hold one in the hopes of it doing something.
>It does nothing, sadly. What did you expect? You can't just grow cat ears and a tail out of nowhere!
>You throw the stone in a huff, and it hits your Chibi Flandre, who Sakuya let out.
>Your Chibi Flandre has now grown cat ears and a tail. This has been the best idea ever.
>You still have one more. Who shall you turn into a cat now?

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Well, at least they're back to normal.
>Now that Flandre and Utsuho are rational again, you let out the chibis. It must be cramped, being inside that Easy Orb.
>Flandre throws a shiny stone at the Chibi Flandre, and it grows  a tail and cat ears after the Chibi Flandre absorbs it.
>What?
>In any case, Chibi Neko-Flandre is a serious contender for the top adorable-ness spot, currently being held by Flandre.
>Sakuya - Examine the 3 Shiny Stones
>The three shiny stones you have in your bag are similar to the one that Flandre threw. However, they are different colors. One is red, one is yellow, and one is pure white.
>Now you've reached the Misty Lake. Or, at least, you thought you reached it.
>You are now standing in front of a mountain-cave landform. Next to the entrance into the cave, there's a sign that confirms your suspicions.
Mt. Moon
Misty Lake and Scarlet Devil Mansion inside
Definitely not a secret lair. KEEP OUT
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 15, 2012, 10:13:33 PM
(Uh, I don't think this fits the earlier mention of how the QG works. It mentions that it doesn't affect named places, yet that mountain is clearly a named place.)


>Sakuya - Facepalm. Okay Quantum Geography, enough with the high-grade screwiness.

>Flandre - "Biiiiig."
>Let's try pressing the stone to our forehead then! Maybe that'll work!

>Okuu - "Was this always here?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: capt. h on September 15, 2012, 11:35:57 PM
> Wonder about the Clefairy population in Mt. Moon.

> Also speculate about how to fix geography.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 16, 2012, 12:41:34 AM
Sakuya:
(Uh, I don't think this fits the earlier mention of how the QG works. It mentions that it doesn't affect named places, yet that mountain is clearly a named place.)


>Sakuya - Facepalm. Okay Quantum Geography, enough with the high-grade screwiness.
>You're pretty sure quantum geography is breaking its own rules.
>Then you notice the sign attached to the mountain right next to the entrance:
It's quantum, it doesn't have to explain anything.
Technically, only the lake is a named place. The area around and above it and the Scarlet Devil Mansion isn't.
>Great. Now it's using loopholes. Stupid quantum geography.
> Also speculate about how to fix geography.
>You have no idea. However, you could just beat up everything in sight until someone points you in the right direction, like what Reimu does.
> Wonder about the Clefairy population in Mt. Moon.
>Game Overseer Koishi points out that this is following Touhoumon rules, so there aren't any pokemon anywhere. Also, dues to the laws of storytelling, encounter rates are not in effect.
>What's a Clefairy?

>Okuu - "Was this always here?"
>"No, Utsuho. This is not normally here. It's quantum geography's fault."
>Sakuya seems irritated. You wonder why.
>Well, you certainly aren't going to make any progress just standing here! You enter the cave and...
>Whoa. It is pitch-black in here.
>_

>Flandre - "Biiiiig."
>Let's try pressing the stone to our forehead then! Maybe that'll work!
>Yes, the mountain is indeed very big.
>Pressing the stone to your forehead, you feel
>The pain is unbearable as two cat ears appear onto your head and start creating roots into your brain, sucking away lifeforce and brainpower as they firmly attach themselves to your head wait this isn't a horror story.
>Two cat ears have appeared on your head. No tail appears though.
>You take the stone away from your forehead, and the cat ears pop off and become a cat ear headband. It matches your hair, so you put it on.
Cat Ear Headband Equipped! +5 attack, +5 cuteness.
Achievement Unlocked! Hey, you have a wardrobe!: Equip something
>Wait, Utsuho has gone inside already! Wait up Utsuho!
>_
is that so?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: capt. h on September 16, 2012, 12:59:42 AM
> Flandre - Light cave with wings.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 16, 2012, 01:12:51 AM
>Flandre - Hmm...maybe if we eat it...But rocks are hard to eat...

>Sakuya - Well, we did it back during the Perfect Cherry Blossom Incident, and again during the Scarlet Weather Incident. So it should work this time as well.

>Okuu - We could light the place up, but our new friend isn't so good with sunlight...Oh, she's got it all figured out.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 16, 2012, 01:39:30 AM
>Flandre: If lighting up our wings doesn't work, just kyuu the darkness. Somehow.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 16, 2012, 05:56:39 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Well, we did it back during the Perfect Cherry Blossom Incident, and again during the Scarlet Weather Incident. So it should work this time as well.
>Why try to change what works? You'll start your attack on everything in sight in this cave.
>Whoa. It is dark.
>Then, the cave lights up into a multicolored mess originating from Flandre.
>Er... what?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Hmm...maybe if we eat it...But rocks are hard to eat...
>It is not good to eat rocks. You've tried.
>You're not being productive, just wondering about the rock, so you..
> Flandre - Light cave with wings.
>You use a little bright danmaku in the focal point of your wings. You knew those math lessons would come in handy!
>Keeping the danmaku in the spot, you have turned the cave into an awesome multicolored cave.
>There are Chibi Rumias everywhere.
>Flandre: If lighting up our wings doesn't work, just kyuu the darkness. Somehow.
>it works, but since the Chibi Rumias probably are going to re-darken the place, you kyuu one, just as a warning.
>The sight of one of their own being turned into a maid uniform makes all of the Chibi Rumias scatter in a mad attempt to get away from the little cat-ears-wearing vampire girl that can destroy anything she wants.
>The maid uniform falls to the ground.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - We could light the place up, but our new friend isn't so good with sunlight...Oh, she's got it all figured out.
>Flandre certainly does. The rainbow of colors lighting up the cave makes you feel a bit disoriented, but it's better than when you you ate the mushroom.
>And the cave is filled with Chibi Rumias.
>A maid uniform falls to the ground and all the Chibi Rumias scatter. One smacks straight into your face before doing the flying equivalent of stumbling back and fleeing.
>Your face hurts.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 16, 2012, 08:15:22 AM
>Flandre - Whoa, too many colors. Let's just use the red crystals.
>Hmm..Maybe if we crush the rock up into powder, mix it with sugar, and put it in tea or something..?
>Oh, we should probably get one of those little guys from before too, they're kinda cute after all, and we wouldn't need a parasol!

Sakuya - Let's see what size that Maid Uniform is.

>Okuu - Wow....So many colors!
>But ow. Let's rub our face a bit with the hand that isn't in the control rod.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 16, 2012, 08:25:50 AM
>Utsuho: "Ow."
>Smack it, then catch it!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 16, 2012, 11:21:44 AM
Sakuya:
Sakuya - Let's see what size that Maid Uniform is.
>Examining the maid uniform that appeared, you realize it seems like it would fit one of the chibis.
>You put it into your TSMS for safekeeping.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Whoa, too many colors. Let's just use the red crystals.
>Hmm..Maybe if we crush the rock up into powder, mix it with sugar, and put it in tea or something..?
>Oh, we should probably get one of those little guys from before too, they're kinda cute after all, and we wouldn't need a parasol!
>That is too many colors in this cave.
>You adjust the danmaku. After messing around with it a bit more, you manage to make the cave a shade of red.
>You're starting to think that you're thinking too hard about growing cat ears, but making shiny rock tea is worth a shot. You'll have to ask Sakuya about it later.
>You're starting to wish you caught one of the Chibi Rumias, but they all ran off.
>Wait, is Utsuho fighting one?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Wow....So many colors!
>But ow. Let's rub our face a bit with the hand that isn't in the control rod.
>That is a lot of colors. They're starting to hurt your eyes, especially when Flandre starts shifting the light source around.
>You rub your face, and then realize that Flandre is now keeping the cave tinted red.
>Utsuho: "Ow."
>Smack it, then catch it!
>The Chibi Rumia that hit you in the face has ran off already. Also, you have no Easy Orbs. Sakuya is holding all of them.
>However, turning around, you see a small bubble of darkness in the corner. It seems to be cowering.
>Naturally, you swing the control rod at it.
>A Wild Chibi Rumia appears!
>Fight
>Bag Still nothing.
>Touhoumon Sakuya has yours. She has everything.
>Run
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 16, 2012, 11:32:44 AM
>Sakuya - Let's see, Utsuho is battling one of those things from before. Since it's a Chibi, we'll just sling an Easy Orb at it.
>And return everyone's Chibis to their proper owners in the process.

>Flandre - Thinking's fun though! Besides, if this works, maybe we'll be the cutest thing in Gensokyo! 'course, we gotta have Big Sis along for it too, it's only fair after all. We've played so many pranks on her and been a pain, that she deserves something nice from us for a change~ Besides, it beats being normal! After all, normalcy is overrated, especially in Gensokyo~
>Oh hey, one of those little guys! Looks like Sakuya's got things covered though, Good Ol' Sakuya~!

>Okuu - ..Eh? The maid took care of stuff?
>....We should find some Boiled Eggs sometime, it's kinda tough adventuring on an empty stomach~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 16, 2012, 09:21:47 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Let's see, Utsuho is battling one of those things from before. Since it's a Chibi, we'll just sling an Easy Orb at it.
>And return everyone's Chibis to their proper owners in the process.
>You catch the Chibi Rumia, and hand Utsuho back her Chibi Koishi and Satori.
>You're going to hold on to the Chibi Sakuya and Flandre, but the Chibi Rumia's powers over darkness are probably going to be helpful to Flandre.
>Quantum geography didn't actually modify the lake. It's right in front of you. However, there's a ladder leading up to a second level of the cave.
>By the rules of incident solving, you decide that you are going to climb to the top of the mountain. It worked for Reimu, apparently.
>The next floor is strangely lit up. The Flandre flashlight is no longer needed. You decide not to question how cave lighting works.
>...Is that Nitori? Why is she setting up a shop stall?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Thinking's fun though! Besides, if this works, maybe we'll be the cutest thing in Gensokyo! 'course, we gotta have Big Sis along for it too, it's only fair after all. We've played so many pranks on her and been a pain, that she deserves something nice from us for a change~ Besides, it beats being normal! After all, normalcy is overrated, especially in Gensokyo~
>Yes, thinking is fun. At least, it's fun when it doesn't make your brain hurt.
>All thinking is worth it when cat ears are on the line. You shall become the cutest Neko-Vampire in all of Gensokyo.
>Of course, nobody in Gensokyo's all that normal, except for maybe that shopkeeper guy.
>Back at Kourindou (closed for repairs), Rinnosuke tenses up, expecting disaster to befall him for some reason.
>Oh hey, one of those little guys! Looks like Sakuya's got things covered though, Good Ol' Sakuya~!
>Sakuya is the best maid ever. She gives you the Chibi Rumia, and you immediately put her to use as your personal shade generator.
>Sakuya's climbing up the ladder? Wait up, Sakuya!
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - ..Eh? The maid took care of stuff?
>Sakuya certainly did. She hands you you Chibi Satori and Koishi after catching the Chibi Rumia.
>You're starting to wish the Palace of the Earth Spirits had an awesome time-stopping maid too. It's too bad the maid uniform was so small, otherwise you could have worn it and become the competent maid.
>Because, as everyone knows, maid competence depends entirely of the clothing.
>....We should find some Boiled Eggs sometime, it's kinda tough adventuring on an empty stomach~!
>Eating eggs isn't exactly cannibalism, is it? What are the tengu's policies on it?
>Wait, everyone's climbing up the ladder! You can't get left behind!
>There's that kappa! What is she doing here?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 16, 2012, 09:30:48 PM
>Utsuho: Wave to the kappa.
>"Hi!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Raikaria on September 16, 2012, 09:51:44 PM
> Ask the Chibi Rumia if it is so.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 16, 2012, 11:40:57 PM
(Boiled eggs are canonically Okuu's favorite food. The More You Know! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg) And remember man, Knowing Is Half The Battle! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pele5vptVgc&feature=related))

>Utsuho - Well, we can't wear it, but maybe the Chibi Okuu can!

>Flandre - "Wow...Guess I don't need to keep the place lit now, huh?"
>Well, we are runnin' low on Easy Orbs, so this is a good thing~!
>"Hey, Sakuya. When we get home after all this, I wanna have tea with Big Sis!"

>Sakuya - Well, it's better than her pulling pranks at least..
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 17, 2012, 02:31:30 AM
Utsuho:
>Utsuho: Wave to the kappa.
>"Hi!"
>She waves back. "Do you need to buy supplies?"
>You decide that Sakuya can handle the buying stuff.
> Ask the Chibi Rumia if it is so.
>"Is that so?"
>The Chibi Rumia starts pouting. It seems that you have stolen her line.
>Utsuho - Well, we can't wear it, but maybe the Chibi Okuu can!
>When you get a Chibi Utsuho, you'll be sure to put the maid uniform on it.
>Why is Sakuya checking her storage again?
>Oh. Your Chibi Koishi is now wearing the maid uniform. She is a master at stealth.
>You're still hungry. Does the kappa sell boiled eggs?

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Wow...Guess I don't need to keep the place lit now, huh?"
>Well, we are runnin' low on Easy Orbs, so this is a good thing~!
>Good. Sustaining a single danmaku bullet gets tiring. It's harder to do than carpeting everything with danmaku, for some reason.
>Sakuya seems to be checking out Nitori's inventory. She's got things figured out!
>_

Sakuya:
>"Hey, Sakuya. When we get home after all this, I wanna have tea with Big Sis!"

>Sakuya - Well, it's better than her pulling pranks at least..
>Tea parties are better than pranks, you find. They're normally easier to clean up afterwards.
>Well there was that one time where Remilia invited Suika, but that was under unusual circumstances.
>Looking through Nitori's shop stall, you find several items that may be of use:
>Easy Orbs
>"Normal" Orbs (er, what?)
>Lucky scrambled eggs
>Do-it-yourself egg boiler
>Semi-portable extending arm
>Pineapple cannon
>You have some money on hand. Do you want to buy anything?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 17, 2012, 02:46:11 AM
>Okuu - "Silly little Mini-Koishi~"
>Oh hey, eggs. Let's check the price tag!

>Flandre - "Wow...look at all this stuff!"
>Examine Pineapple Cannon. "Hey, what's this thing?"

>Sakuya. "I take it the 'Normal Orbs' are a refined version of the Easy Orbs?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Raikaria on September 17, 2012, 10:06:19 AM
>Flan:  Make Chibi Rumia happy again by asking something it can respond with 'Is that so'. Give it back it's line. We can't have pouty Chibis.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 17, 2012, 11:07:23 AM
Flandre:
>Flan:  Make Chibi Rumia happy again by asking something it can respond with 'Is that so'. Give it back it's line. We can't have pouty Chibis.
>Yes. We can't have any pouty chibis when we're here! This is supposed to be an adventure! The angst doesn't come until the fifth installment.
>"Hey Chibi Rumia, I've got cat ears on!"
>She looks overjoyed. "Is that so?"
>Flandre - "Wow...look at all this stuff!"
>Examine Pineapple Cannon. "Hey, what's this thing?"
>Nitori seems especially proud of that. "It's a pineapple cannon! It launches whatever you put in it. I called it a pineapple cannon because I used it to shoot pineapples at Aya, but it actually can shoot almost anything, including chibis!"
>There's a Chibi Aya-shaped hole in the wall of the cave. You decide not to ask.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Silly little Mini-Koishi~"
>Oh hey, eggs. Let's check the price tag!
>Oh, yes she is! Who's a silly little chibi? She is!
>Game Overseer Koishi is starting to get jealous. You better stop fawning over the Chibi Koishi.
>Unfortunately, there are no boiled eggs, only scrambled ones.
>You don't have any money anyway.
>Nitori smiles, "See, that's why I have this do-it-yourself egg boiler! You just put the scrambled eggs in this slot and presto! A boiled egg comes out!"
>She hands you a boiled egg. "It's on the house."
>Kappa technology is amazing, but you have a feeling it doesn't have enough nuclear fusion.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya. "I take it the 'Normal Orbs' are a refined version of the Easy Orbs?"
>Nitori nods. "Some chibis are too strong for the Easy Orbs to handle. This orb definitely catches them!"
>You should buy some, just in case. How many?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 17, 2012, 11:13:53 AM
>Okuu - Enjoy the egg posthaste!
>"But she's a Mini-you! So we're indirectly showering you with attention~!"

>Flandre - Grin at the Chibi Rumia. "Now that's what I like to see!"

>Sakuya - How much funds do we have again?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Chibi Blood is Hallucinogenic!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 17, 2012, 10:39:14 PM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - Enjoy the egg posthaste!
>"But she's a Mini-you! So we're indirectly showering you with attention~!"
>The egg is very enjoyable. You enjoy it immensely.
>Game Overseer Koishi is amused at your attempts to appease her. Today, you live.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Grin at the Chibi Rumia. "Now that's what I like to see!"
>Chibi Rumia is much happier now. You wonder is it can get any happier.
>"Hey, Nitori," you ask, "just out of curiosity, but does getting launched out of a pineapple cannon make chibis happier?"
>"I don't know. I never saw Chibi Aya's reaction."
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - How much funds do we have again?
>You currently have 18,000 G on hand.
>Normal orbs are 500 G each
>Nitori used the last of the scrambled eggs to make Utsuho a boiled one, so there's no more of those.
>In addition, the egg boiler is smoking. It's probably broken.
>The extending arm is 5000 G. It's expensive, but in Nitori's words, "Think of how useful it could be!"
>The pineapple cannon is 3000 G.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 17, 2012, 10:48:28 PM
>Sakuya - Let's get 5 Normal Orbs. That other stuff could be useful, but who knows what the other two could get up to with it. We do have a job to uphold as the voice of reason here after all.

>Flandre - Let's go examine the hole in the wall! Maybe we'll end up with a new Chibi?

>Okuu - Eggy-Egg~ Eggs are tasty~! "~♪"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 18, 2012, 01:44:28 AM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - Eggy-Egg~ Eggs are tasty~! "~♪"
>You are so engrossed with eating the egg that you don't even notice anything else.
>When you snap out of it, Sakuya is trying to pry a chibi off Flandre's face.
>What'd you miss?
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Let's get 5 Normal Orbs. That other stuff could be useful, but who knows what the other two could get up to with it. We do have a job to uphold as the voice of reason here after all.
>"2,500 G please!"
>You hand the money to Nitori, who salutes you before packing up shop and running away.
>What is Flandre up to?
>Wait, something's clinging on her face.
>This is bad. You run over and start trying to get it off.
>What is it, anyway?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Let's go examine the hole in the wall! Maybe we'll end up with a new Chibi?
>Looking through the hole, you see a couple of chibis flying around in the sky.
>Hey, a Chibi Remilia! Hi chibi!
>You wave at it, catching its attention.
>Aww, look, it's headed towards you! It's going to tacklehug you!
>...
>It didn't tacklehug you. It's clinging on your face.
Quote from: Auto-command system v2.0
>Flandre: Flail around wildly.
>Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!
>It's not even doing anything else! It's just clinging on to your face! Why?
>What did you do to deserve this?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 18, 2012, 01:50:17 AM
>Sakuya - Let's use a Normal Orb on it then!

>Flandre - [Insert vocal impersonation of The Pyro here]

>Okuu - "Unyu?!" Let's try knocking it off with our control rod! ..Eh? Looks like the maid's got things under control. That just means we need someone like her back home too!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: capt. h on September 18, 2012, 06:52:12 AM
> Utsuho - "Aw, it likes you!"

> Tacklehug, facecling, basically the same thing.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Raikaria on September 18, 2012, 08:56:49 AM
> Clearly it's hugging your face.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 18, 2012, 09:54:47 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - [Insert vocal impersonation of The Pyro here]
>"Mmph mmph!"
>An unknown song starts playing in your head. "Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart? ~♪".
>You're starting to believe that chibis can actually cause insanity in a number of ways.
> Clearly it's hugging your face.
>This is much better than the alternative. You shall believe this now.
>You would really like for it to get off, though.
>_

Utsuho:
> Utsuho - "Aw, it likes you!"

> Tacklehug, facecling, basically the same thing.
>You're sure that if you were a chibi, your tacklehugs would end up as faceclings.
>Flandre doesn't seem amused by your comment. You really can't tell. She mutters something unintelligible in your general direction.
>Okuu - "Unyu?!" Let's try knocking it off with our control rod! ..Eh? Looks like the maid's got things under control. That just means we need someone like her back home too!
>Helping seems to be a good idea.
>Wait, Sakuya's got it. Again.
>You're getting jealous of her. Why is she so good at helping?
>In the underground, Parsee has a feeling that she should be somewhere other than the bridge. Than again, she's still recovering from the head injury.
Anyway, note to self: Ask Flandre where you can get a maid like Sakuya.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Let's use a Normal Orb on it then!
> Now is a good time to try out these Normal Orbs.
>Or it would be, if you could tell the difference between them and the Easy Orbs. NITORIIIIIIIIIII!
>You just take one of them and throw it at the Chibi Remilia, hoping that it'll work.
>Well it works for a little. Then the Chibi Remilia bursts out again, breaks the orb, and tries to cling on to you.
>You really should get out of the way.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 18, 2012, 10:05:07 AM
>Sakuya - Timestop the chibi, and suss out which of the orbs is a Normal. Then use it on the chibi.

>Flan - Slap self to pull back together! "C'mon Flan, get it together!"
>Ponder if the Chibi NekoFlan can use Four of A Kind like we can.

>Okuu - "Wow...I wonder how I can find someone like her for back home..?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 18, 2012, 10:43:11 PM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Wow...I wonder how I can find someone like her for back home..?"
>Sakuya turns to you. "You'll just have to get lucky. Or get a chibi me. Either one works, but I'm pretty sure a chibi me wouldn't be all that competent."
>Chibi Sakuya resents that remark, and points out that Sakuya has a Chibi Remilia clinging onto her body.
>You have the feeling that you're kind of useless here.

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Timestop the chibi, and suss out which of the orbs is a Normal. Then use it on the chibi.
>The chibi is clinging onto your body. Timestopping it wouldn't do much. Regardless, you timestop it anyway, and take out all the orbs in an attempt to discern which ones are Normal Orbs.
>Utsuho notices what you're doing. "You know, you can tell which ones are which because the Normal Orbs are slightly more radioactive than the Easy Orbs."
>"Well, not all of us can detect radiation levels. Which ones are Normal Orbs?"
>Utsuho points to five of them, and you put the rest in your TSMS.
>Tapping the Chibi Remilia on the hat, you capture her.
>She stays caught, and you can finally move on. The ladder is in the distance, so you climb up into...
>Darkness again. Just wonderful.
>_

Flandre:
>Flan - Slap self to pull back together! "C'mon Flan, get it together!"
>Ponder if the Chibi NekoFlan can use Four of A Kind like we can.
>Ow. Slapping yourself hurts. You pull yourself together, though.
>Sakuya's just captured the Chibi Remilia, so you let out Chibi Neko-Flandre. "Use Four Of A Kind!"
>Your Chibi Neko-Flandre splits into four miniature Neko-Flandres, each with ridiculously oversized cat ears.
>Apparently she can. Yay!
>Sakuya's climbing up the ladder. Why is she in such a hurry?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Raikaria on September 18, 2012, 11:11:01 PM
> Sakuya: Is the real Rumia following us about or something?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Raitaki on September 18, 2012, 11:21:11 PM
> Flandre: Danmaku light for everyone!

> Sakuya: Do a barrelroll to one side and knife the first thing we see as we finish the barrelroll!

> Utsuho: Conveniently walk up front and receive all danger to the face by sheer luck!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 19, 2012, 01:26:58 AM
>Flandre - Only red though, easier to work with.

>Utsuho - We'll just have to find a Chibi of the maid too then!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 19, 2012, 03:29:34 AM
>Game Overseer Koishi would like to note that, despite the panicked tone of this update, you have all the time in the world to decide what to do, because the Game Master won't get off his lazy bum and write until tomorrow.

Utsuho:
>Utsuho - We'll just have to find a Chibi of the maid too then!
>This shall go onto your list of priorities, right under finding a Chibi you and Orin.
> Utsuho: Conveniently walk up front and receive all danger to the face by sheer luck!
>You have decided. You are going to lead the group and no second opinions about it!
>You march confidently up to what you think is the front of the line. Your suspicions are confirmed when Flandre turns on her danmaku lights.
>Then you realize your control rod now has a knife sticking in it.
>This is bad.
>Your control rod will explode in around 10 seconds, and you don't remember where you keep the spare.
>_

Sakuya:
> Sakuya: Is the real Rumia following us about or something?
>That certainly would be a problem. People can't see in the dark.
>At Kourindou, Rinnosuke is flailing around in a sphere of darkness as Rumia rides on his shoulders. Poor guy can't catch a break.
> Sakuya: Do a barrelroll to one side and knife the first thing we see as we finish the barrelroll!
>Any idea involving barrel rolls are at least worth a try. You execute your plan, hoping to catch a little darkness youkai unawares.
>That knifing didn't go through flesh. It went into something metal.
>Flandre lights up the cave, and you realize that you have just stabbed Utsuho's nuclear-fusion-arm-cannon-thingy.
>This team has some coordination issues. Utsuho's panicking about something.
>Her arm cannon is glowing. That... is not a good sign.
>_

Flandre:
> Flandre: Danmaku light for everyone!
>You create a bright flash of multicolored crystal lights, possibly blinding everyone around you...
>Flandre - Only red though, easier to work with.
>And then tone it down, leaving everyone in a soft red glow.
>Except for Utsuho's arm-cannon-thingy is glowing, too. It has a knife sticking in it.
>That is not a good sign. You probably should get away.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 19, 2012, 03:35:27 AM
>Sakuya - Timestop the Control Rod. Then, reverse time for it to before it got knifed!

>Okuu - We gotta find the spare!

>Flandre - "Uh-oh."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 19, 2012, 03:34:08 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Timestop the Control Rod. Then, reverse time for it to before it got knifed!
>You can't reverse time! That's practically cheating!
>'sides, you don't have complete control over time.
>You do, however, freeze the control rod. It's still glowing and ready to explode though.
>Well, this is a problem.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - We gotta find the spare!
>Keeping a radioactive-particle-emitting control rod attached to you isn't a good idea, so you take it off and throw it away as far as you can.
>You don't know where the spare is, but at least you're not going to be bombarded by radioactivity any time soon.
>Wait, you think you hit someone with that control rod. It looked like it bounced off of something.
>A chibi, at least. Walking up to the unconscious chibi, you find out that it's a Chibi Utsuho.
>That's absurdly convenient. Huh.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Uh-oh."
>Something glowing like that doesn't look good. At least Sakuya's got it under control.
>She timestopped the rod, but she can't do anything else. That's when Utsuho threw it away as far as she could.
>You want to be helpful too, though! Maybe you should kyuu the rod, so it stops glowing menacingly?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 19, 2012, 03:44:19 PM
>Flandre - Well, hopefully it'll turn into a maid outfit for Okuu~! Let's try it!

>Okuu - Whoa...It..actually turned into one! Maybe if we wear it, we'll be just as competent as Sakuya!
>UWOOOOH! COMPETENCE OVERFLOWING! ...Nope, we don't feel any different~ But at least we look the part!
> Well, we can just dig up the spare rod when we find it~
>Oh hey, a mini-us! Let's pick it up and use an easy orb on it when we get one from Sakuya!

>Sakuya - ...Well, at least they aren't on any substances like before.
>....Be sure to timestop and confiscate anything that could put them back into that again whenever anything of that sort comes into proximity.
>Oh, the crow wants an orb? Well, we can spare an easy orb at least, since that Chibi she's carrying is already KO'd.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 19, 2012, 10:30:18 PM
Flandre:
>Flandre - Well, hopefully it'll turn into a maid outfit for Okuu~! Let's try it!
>It actually turns into a nurse outfit, but still, that's good!

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Whoa...It..actually turned into one! Maybe if we wear it, we'll be just as competent as Sakuya!
>UWOOOOH! COMPETENCE OVERFLOWING! ...Nope, we don't feel any different~ But at least we look the part!
> Well, we can just dig up the spare rod when we find it~
>Oh hey, a mini-us! Let's pick it up and use an easy orb on it when we get one from Sakuya!
>Is the now COMPETENT NURSE Utsuho become. Got level!
Achievement unlocked! Bad translators: Hey, guys. You messed up on a spot.
>Yeah, you're in no hurry to get a new one. That just means you can't control your nuclear fusion powers as well.
>Wait, that actually sounds like a bad situation.
>Ah well~!
>Sakuya gives you an Easy Orb, and you catch the Chibi Utsuho.
>This is the best day ever. Flandre's right. This is an adventure!
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - ...Well, at least they aren't on any substances like before.
>You're not too sure about that. For all you know, the air in here could specifically cause vampire girls and animal youkai to act irrationally.
>It's not out of the question. Quantum geography would probably do something like that.
>....Be sure to timestop and confiscate anything that could put them back into that again whenever anything of that sort comes into proximity.
>Oh, the crow wants an orb? Well, we can spare an easy orb at least, since that Chibi she's carrying is already KO'd.
>What, do you look like some sort of hypercompetent maid? Oh, wait...
>Anyway, you'll do your best to prevent any other hallucinogenic encounters.
>You give Utsuho the Easy Orb, and she catches the chibi successfully. Only one more to go. A Chibi Orin, whatever that is.
>...Why are there two Utsuhos, now?
>Nope. You've ruled out this cave causing irrational behavior. Instead, it just  makes you feel really dizzy, like you're...
>...about to...
>...faint...
THUD

Sakuya is unconscious. This does not bode well. She cannot accept any commands unless they involve her being unconscious. Game Overseer Koishi eagerly awaits your input.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Raikaria on September 19, 2012, 10:34:50 PM
> Swap Sakuya's Maid Outfit for Utusho's Nurse outfit.

> That way Sakuya gets a holiday from being a maid and Utusho gets to be a hypercompentant maid like she wanted!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 19, 2012, 10:44:44 PM
>Flandre - Facepalm. Now we gotta be the serious one! "Okuu, let's get her outta here! She needs fresh air!"
>"Not very happy with weird voice y'know! Wanna get kyuu'd?"

>Okuu - "Right!"
>"Even I think this is a bit much...."

>Both - Let's get Sakuya back down to the exit!

(This is actually pretty disconcerting. :ohdear: )
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Kappa Shops are EVERYWHERE.
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 20, 2012, 01:43:30 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - Facepalm. Now we gotta be the serious one! "Okuu, let's get her outta here! She needs fresh air!"
>"Not very happy with weird voice y'know! Wanna get kyuu'd?"
>Sakuya isn't going to be happy if you slack off with nobody watching over you! You have to take command!
>Utsuho salutes you and gets to work, giving the unconscious Sakuya a piggyback.
>"Shoot, she might've noticed me. Um... Don't worry, you aren't hearing any voices!"

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Right!"
>"Even I think this is a bit much...."
>Following Flandre's orders, you carry Sakuya on your back.
>"Why are you all blaming me? This is quantum geography's fault! I can't even control it anymore!"
> Swap Sakuya's Maid Outfit for Utusho's Nurse outfit.

> That way Sakuya gets a holiday from being a maid and Utusho gets to be a hypercompentant maid like she wanted!
>In a moment of whimsy, you swap outfits with Sakuya as quickly as possible.
>You have a lot more confidence, wearing that maid uniform. Now you even match your Chibi Koishi, wherever she is!
>"She's with me. I'll just send her back to you guys, shall I?"
>Wait, you have to focus. Your supervisor is in trouble!

TIMESKIP!
>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and you're surprised that you managed to get out of the cave. Did Flandre and Utsuho actually successfully help you?
>...Why are you wearing a nurse outfit? Utsuho's wearing your maid outfit! What the heck did you miss?
>Well, you just have to leave Mt. Moon for now, and hope that the quantum geography decides to change it when you're not looking.
>"You missed not a lot. Basically, they just dragged you out after Okuu swapped outfits with you."
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, and you're relieved that Sakuya's all right. Now everything's okay!
>Of course, quantum geography is getting on your nerves, now.
>You can't even kyuu it, because it's a concept, not an object. That would be like trying to kyuu purity.
>"And a good thing you can't, too. That'd mess up so much regarding the celestials and Lunarians."
>_

>You are Utsuho Reiuji, and you're triumphant about your ability. This maid uniform does wonders for your confidence!
>Now, however, there are more important things on your mind, such as how to stop the quantum geography from causing chaos.
>Your normal approach of attacking things with nuclear fusion power is useless here, but maybe Satori has an idea of what to do to help.
>"Or ask me. Wait, you're not even listening are you?"
>"Looks like I have to takes some drastic measures..."
>_

>Hey there. I'm Game Overseer Koishi Komeji, as you already know. I'm the one who makes sure all your commands get sorted.
>Now, I used to control the quantum geography, but it's gained a life and personality of its own. Flandre can't even kyuu it, because it's not a fully grown youkai yet.
>Even if it became a youkai, Flandre wouldn't be able to kyuu it until she knows its identity.
>It's sorta on the edge. Anyway, I'm not affected by the quantum geography, but I can't seem to communicate with your three heroines.
>I'll just wait for some commands, shall I? I can't stray too far from the group, otherwise your commands won't get through.
>So, what do you want me to do?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 20, 2012, 02:32:33 AM
>Flandre - "Phew...Everyone's okay now..."

>Okuu - "Yeah...But now I gotta get a new Control Rod."

>Sakuya - "I still don't know why I'm wearing a nurse uniform instead of my usual."
>A good maid always carries spares though. We should have an extra somewhere in the TSMS.


>Koi-koi - Stay awhile and listen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMAbNFptzAA) Because there's not much else to do.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 20, 2012, 02:34:34 AM
>Utsuho: "Maybe Satori knows where my spare is.  Don't worry, though; I'm not ending the adventure. I just need my spare control rod."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 20, 2012, 09:04:31 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Phew...Everyone's okay now..."
>You were worried for Sakuya back there. What was up with that cave?
>Maybe if you leave it alone, it will disappear?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Yeah...But now I gotta get a new Control Rod."
>You don't know where your spare is, but...
>Utsuho: "Maybe Satori knows where my spare is.  Don't worry, though; I'm not ending the adventure. I just need my spare control rod."
>Satori might! Let's visit her! Off to the underground!
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "I still don't know why I'm wearing a nurse uniform instead of my usual."
>A good maid always carries spares though. We should have an extra somewhere in the TSMS.
Ah, yes. Your piles upon piles of spare maid uniforms. Those probably take up 90% of your possible TSMS space.
>After changing with elegance and charisma, you're ready to visit this "Satori."
>_

>Koi-koi - Stay awhile and listen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMAbNFptzAA) Because there's not much else to do.
>Hey, that's actually sort of relaxing. In a weird sort of way.
>Well, if there's nothing to do, I'll just wait around for something to do, shall I?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 20, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
>Flandre - If we ever find that quantum thingy, we're punching it in the face! ...Even if it doesn't have a face! We'll make it have a face just so we can punch it!
>Come to think of it, we were pretty responsible there for a change! Does that mean we're a grownup now?! Does this mean we look older too?!

>Okuu - "Well, let's get going everyone!"
>Let's lead the way to the Underground, and hope it hasn't gone all weird too!

>Sakuya - Let's stash away the nurse outfit, maybe it'll be useful later.
>"Well, I suppose it's better than nothing."

>Koi-koi - Oh, we should probably follow them, it'd kinda be a problem if they got away after all. Besides, it's been a while since we visited sis.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 20, 2012, 08:19:25 PM
Flandre:
>Flandre - If we ever find that quantum thingy, we're punching it in the face! ...Even if it doesn't have a face! We'll make it have a face just so we can punch it!
>Come to think of it, we were pretty responsible there for a change! Does that mean we're a grownup now?! Does this mean we look older too?!
>Unfortunately, you can't make something have a face. You'll just have to wait until this quantum whatever makes its own face.
>Punching its face is going to be one of your top priorities, though.
>You check yourself. Nope. Still as eternally young as you always are.
>Utsuho knows where to go, so she's going to be in charge! Everyone gets to lead!
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Let's stash away the nurse outfit, maybe it'll be useful later.
>"Well, I suppose it's better than nothing."
>You're not sure if it will be useful at all, but just in case. Utsuho doesn't look like she's going to give back your maid uniform anytime soon.
>Where are her original clothes, anyway?
>Wait, they're in your TSMS. How'd she put them in there?
>You'll just leave things up to Utsuho from here. She's from the Underground, so she probably knows what she's doing.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Well, let's get going everyone!"
>Let's lead the way to the Underground, and hope it hasn't gone all weird too!
>Thankfully, the entrance to the Underground is the same as before. The rest of it is going to be fine.
>Wait, you forgot about the bridge princess. She must be conscious by now. That's not good.
>When you reach the bridge, sure enough, she's waiting.
>"YOU!" she yells.
>You have the feeling that she's not going to let you through without a fight.

>Koi-koi - Oh, we should probably follow them, it'd kinda be a problem if they got away after all. Besides, it's been a while since we visited sis.
>I have to, anyway. Maybe I should talk with Sis. She seems like she could help. Even if she can't, I'm sure she hasn't seen me for a while.
>What should I do next?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 20, 2012, 08:30:41 PM
>Flandre - Rats. And here we were getting our hopes up in being awesome-looking and attractive. Big sis gets all the fun and charisma...Phooey.

>Okuu - "Oh, uh...Sorry about crashing into you like that earlier..?" Ooh...we're really not in a condition to fight...

>Sakuya - Well, this just adds to the trouble, hm?

>Koi-koi - Well this is a mess, isn't it? Let's see if we can't influence her to not bother with picking a fight.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 21, 2012, 09:40:22 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - Rats. And here we were getting our hopes up in being awesome-looking and attractive. Big sis gets all the fun and charisma...Phooey.
>You're starting to be jealous of Remilia. Why doesn't she teach you how to be charismatic? She just wants all the charisma for herself.
>The bridge princess is satisfied about something.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Well, this just adds to the trouble, hm?
>You're starting to envy those who don't have to run errands. You should try and persuade Remilia to get some time off.
>Why is that bridge princess looking so triumphant?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Oh, uh...Sorry about crashing into you like that earlier..?" Ooh...we're really not in a condition to fight...
>She smiles evillysweetly at you. "Don't worry, I'm not mad. I'm just so happy about you crashing into me on your way to visit new places."
>Then she suddenly freezes, and falls asleep.
>Huh. You should get moving. In any case, this is strangely convenient.
>_

>Koi-koi - Well this is a mess, isn't it? Let's see if we can't influence her to not bother with picking a fight.
>That's actually a good idea. She's being in the way. I better do something about it.
>Hmm... "You now have a strong urge to fall asleep. You feel like you really should forget this ever happened."
>There we go, one sleeping bridge princess. I think Sakuya and Flandre are under her influence, still. I'll remedy that too.
>After that, should I do something else?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 21, 2012, 10:02:17 AM
>Koi-koi - Let's fix the influence she has on Flan and Sakuya, then follow them.

>Flandre - Well, no use dwelling on it right now, we'll just find a spell or something to make us older and cooler-looking~! Maybe Patchy has a spell for that!
>We'll have to wait until the Quantum Geography stops acting up though, lousy rotten no-good...
>Looks like Okuu knows where to go, so let's tag along!

>Okuu - "Umm...That was weird, but let's move on?"
>Let's go!

>Sakuya - What were we thinking there? We do enjoy doing things after all, so who cares if they're errands? It's something to do at least. A maid of our caliber can't be seen as useless after all.
>At any rate, somebody has to keep an eye on these two, so they don't do anything stupid. We just happen to be the most qualified right now.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 22, 2012, 12:33:56 PM
>LaserTurtle: Get off your lazy butt and update.

>Koi-koi - Let's fix the influence she has on Flan and Sakuya, then follow them.
>There's a good place to start. Anyway, looks like they're not dwelling much on it.
>Okuu is leading the way to Satori. I'll just continue following them, shall I?

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - What were we thinking there? We do enjoy doing things after all, so who cares if they're errands? It's something to do at least. A maid of our caliber can't be seen as useless after all.
>At any rate, somebody has to keep an eye on these two, so they don't do anything stupid. We just happen to be the most qualified right now.
>This is true. You are a maid, after all. When you do stuff for Remilia, you have to do it as best as you can.
>You leave the sleeping girl on the bridge behind as Utsuho leads the way to this "Satori" person.
>You're impressed at Flandre. She's either learning restraint or getting more mature. You still need to look after her, of course, but not as strictly as before.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Well, no use dwelling on it right now, we'll just find a spell or something to make us older and cooler-looking~! Maybe Patchy has a spell for that!
>We'll have to wait until the Quantum Geography stops acting up though, lousy rotten no-good...
>Looks like Okuu knows where to go, so let's tag along!
>You're sure Patchy has a spell for anything, even if it's temporary. She's a great magician!
>Back in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli is currently running around under the influence of a spell that turned her into a 5 year old.
>Quantum geography is really getting worse. You'll either wait for it to get fixed or fix it yourself!
>And Utsuho knows where to go. As you follow her, you notice the denizens of the Underground repairing collapsed buildings. What happened?
>_

>Okuu - "Umm...That was weird, but let's move on?"
>Let's go!
>You never knew that Parsee was narcoleptic. Huh. Well, you learn something new every day!
>You lead Flandre and Sakuya over to the Palace of the Earth Spirits. The doors are closed, so you attempt to be the abstract concept of politeness and fail.
>You do, however, succeed at knocking on the door. You can hear Satori's voice from inside. She's talking to you.
>"What are you even thinking about, Utsuho? I asked for an electric shikigami, not those 'chibi' things you're thinking about!"
>"Are you serious? Why did you bring that vampire back here? You even brought the time-stopping maid! Why didn't you put that little girl back before there was any trouble?"
>"What the heck is quantum geography, anyway?"
>You're getting lectured even before you see Satori. Great.
>"I heard that!"
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 22, 2012, 12:41:41 PM
>Sakuya - "I have them stored away, but surely you would have known this already. I simply came along to make sure that they had someone relatively sane keeping an eye on them. Even in Gensokyo, sanity does have it's advantages after all."

>Okuu - "Oh yeah! I was wondering where those went!"

>Flandre - Hmm...there's gotta be a way to get older quicker! After all, we're over 495 years old! Sakuya's 20-something and already looks grown-up!
>And where's the Quantum Geography thingy...We'll bust it up real good~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Raikaria on September 22, 2012, 08:59:23 PM
>Back in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli is currently running around under the influence of a spell that turned her into a 5 year old.

> Patchouli: Stay that d'aww forever.

> Okku: Think about food. Satori can't read anything important if you only think about food!

> Sakuya: Explain as much as you know about Quantum Geography... and that it's a bad thing. You think.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 22, 2012, 09:02:04 PM
>Sakuya: Produce Satori's electric shikigami.
>Utsuho: "Oh, yeah, I need my spare control rod. Do you remember where it is?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 23, 2012, 03:29:42 AM
> Patchouli: Stay that d'aww forever.
>What are you doing? This is not a Patchouli Quest. You have no control over the purple magician. Besides, the spell wore off already.

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "I have them stored away, but surely you would have known this already. I simply came along to make sure that they had someone relatively sane keeping an eye on them. Even in Gensokyo, sanity does have it's advantages after all."
>"Don't talk to me about sane, time-stopping maid woman. You're the one with a portable closet full of maid uniforms. You're also working for a vampire. No sane person does that."
> Sakuya: Explain as much as you know about Quantum Geography... and that it's a bad thing. You think.
>"From what I read in your mind, this 'quantum geography' is a bad thing. I still don't see why I have to be involved, though."
>Sakuya: Produce Satori's electric shikigami.
>"There we go. You pull a computer out of some storage space that is messing with time itself. Like I said: nowhere near sane."
>The door opens. "I should be thankful about you bringing me that electric shikigami. Come on in."
>Satori is a satori. You should've guessed.
>"It was rather obvious, wasn't it?"
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Hmm...there's gotta be a way to get older quicker! After all, we're over 495 years old! Sakuya's 20-something and already looks grown-up!
>And where's the Quantum Geography thingy...We'll bust it up real good~!
>Satori recoils. "AAH! What are you doing here? Get back home where you belong! You're a vampire! You don't age unless under the influence of magic!"
>"I'm not sure it's possible to destroy an abstract concept, but if anyone can do it, you can. Crazy destroyer of everything."
>Why is Satori so grumpy? Adventures shouldn't have grumpy people!
>"I'm not grumpy, thank you very much! I am simply stressed!"
>_

>Okuu - "Oh yeah! I was wondering where those went!"
>"Wondering where the chibis went? The maid might not be completely sane, but at least she's competent."
>"Why are you wearing a maid uniform?"
> Okku: Think about food. Satori can't read anything important if you only think about food!
>But it's hard to do something that you're not thinking about!
>You're going to try anyway! Boiled eggs boiled eggs boiled eggs...
>"That never works. You should know that by now. Did you really take the uniform off of the maid?"
>Dangit. She's right.
>Of course I am."
>Utsuho: "Oh, yeah, I need my spare control rod. Do you remember where it is?"
>"It's probably inside here somewhere. How did your original one turn into a nurse outfit and where did it go? Wait, let me guess. The maid is holding it in the fabric of space-time. Nailed it."
>_

>I'm so glad Satori can't find me.
>"All we need is my little sister and the crazy gang would be all here."
>Hey! I'm less crazy than you think I am!
>"Though, knowing her, she's probably tagging along with you guys unnoticed."
>Sis knows me too well.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 23, 2012, 06:27:33 AM
>Flandre - "That's kinda rude y'know, today's one of my better days~!"
>She needs to just relax, all that stress can't be good for her. Wonder if we can break her stress..
>...Ah! Maybe she just needs something to eat! Big Sis always gets grouchy and stressed when she hasn't eaten!
>Wait...maybe she needs to take a warm shower? Ooh, China always says that works great for getting rid of stress!
>...Stress is a weird thing.

>Sakuya - "That is true, you have been especially stable today. I suppose she would be proud."
>And at least it's better than sitting around plotting or doing nothing. Someone has to be the levelheaded voice of reason after all. Powers maybe be crazy, but the people who use them aren't always that.
>Besides, it's just common sense to carry a few spare outfits, never know when you might need one after all.
>"At any rate, where do you want me to put this?" We'll set the shikigami where she says to.
>Yes, I know you can hear these thoughts. It's rather obvious after all.

>Okuu - "Well...It kinda went weird..." So much for trying to be more competent...we try to help, but it's never good enough..
>In hindsight, standing in front of the maid when she's on a hair-trigger and it's pitch-black isn't a smart idea, even for us.
>"Maybe I put it in my room!" Let's check in there!

>Koi-koi - She needs to chill out, huh? Let's see about making her a bit calmer and more mellow.
>Ah, not too much though, Just take the edge off. And in a way that she knows it's us. Like say, making her suddenly think of us giving her a thumbs up.
>We should be able to make ourself visible to her alone, right?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 23, 2012, 09:00:28 AM
>Sakuya: Of course we keep sufficient changes of clothes. We almost didn't have enough during the endless winter incident.

(Referencing her conversation with Alice, BTW).
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 24, 2012, 01:17:05 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "That's kinda rude y'know, today's one of my better days~!"
>She needs to just relax, all that stress can't be good for her. Wonder if we can break her stress..
>...Ah! Maybe she just needs something to eat! Big Sis always gets grouchy and stressed when she hasn't eaten!
>Wait...maybe she needs to take a warm shower? Ooh, China always says that works great for getting rid of stress!
>...Stress is a weird thing.
>"I know stress is weird, but don't go breaking anything at all near me. Like I said, breaking abstract concepts isn't possible."
>"Alright, calm down, Satori. Take it easy. Just take it easy."
>You're starting to think that you might be causing part of her stress.
>"Yes. Yes you are."
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya: Of course we keep sufficient changes of clothes. We almost didn't have enough during the endless winter incident.
>"There's another thing. You don't store your knives with your clothes. That's common sense!"
>"The doll-wielding magician stuffs her dolls with gunpowder. She's not too sane either."
>Sakuya - "That is true, you have been especially stable today. I suppose she would be proud."
>And at least it's better than sitting around plotting or doing nothing. Someone has to be the levelheaded voice of reason after all. Powers maybe be crazy, but the people who use them aren't always that.
>"If she's on one of her good days, I'd hate to see her bad ones. You're right about the plotting. Last thing we need around here is another incident."
>"Like I said, you're only relatively sane."
>Besides, it's just common sense to carry a few spare outfits, never know when you might need one after all.
>"At any rate, where do you want me to put this?" We'll set the shikigami where she says to.
>"Yes, but still... knives?"
>"Ah, yes. The shikigami. Just set it down anywhere. I can't read its mind, so I'll focus on it after you and your madcap crew go away."
>You put the shikigami down. Come to think of it, why can't Satori read its mind?
>Yes, I know you can hear these thoughts. It's rather obvious after all.
>"I wasn't going to point it out, but you know I can read minds, and that I can't read the shikigami's. You certainly are one of the more consistently smart visitors I've gotten here."
>She looks as Utsuho, who's rushing off to some other room of the palace.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Well...It kinda went weird..." So much for trying to be more competent...we try to help, but it's never good enough..
>In hindsight, standing in front of the maid when she's on a hair-trigger and it's pitch-black isn't a smart idea, even for us.
>"Maybe I put it in my room!" Let's check in there!
>It's no good thinking that you aren't competent! You may not be, but you can be if you try! Positive force does wonders!
>Although, in hindsight, you probably could have handled the cave better. Using nuclear fusion to break into a time-based storage system wasn't such a smart idea either.
>In the Human Village, Keine is desperately trying to piece together the missing years of 1637, 1202, and 1943 with the help of an army of Chibi Keines.
>You run to your room.
>Satori calls after you. "Yes, it's in your room. While you're going out, go ask the kappas for a new one, since you'll need another spare now."
>There we go! Control Rod equipped!
>_

>Koi-koi - She needs to chill out, huh? Let's see about making her a bit calmer and more mellow.
>Ah, not too much though, Just take the edge off. And in a way that she knows it's us. Like say, making her suddenly think of us giving her a thumbs up.
>We should be able to make ourself visible to her alone, right?

>Good idea. Satori going crazy isn't a good thing. One Koishi thumbs-up coming right up!
>"Yes, but still... knives?"
>That's as calm as she's going to get. And even though I can appear only to her, I don't want to cause her more stress by making it seem like she's hallucinating her sister.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 24, 2012, 01:35:20 AM
>Sakuya - "Well, they're quite useful after all. You never know when you might need a good knife for something. Such as being invited to a surprise dinner party that serves steak. That, and they're simply efficient. I do enjoy efficient things after all."
>And honestly, who ever heard of a maid that throws swords? She must be terribly inefficient.
>Besides, it wasn't hard to put two and two together when you started commenting on things I was thinking.

>Flandre - "Well, at least I'm not breaking anything, huh? Maybe you should have a hot shower after all this, China says it's great for getting rid of stress~!"
>Well, we are behaving ourselves, so why don't people see we're nice...?

>Okuu - "Alright! Now, let's not break this one."
>Let's rejoin the others, and hang around idly.
>Maybe Satori needs some tea? That always helps Orin when she's stressed...

>Koi-koi - Tea...that sounds like a good idea. Let's give sis the idea to have some of her favorite tea. That should calm her down a bit!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 24, 2012, 01:41:00 AM
>Sakuya: It's not like the knives and the clothes ever get mixed up. Extra-dimensional storage is convenient like that.
>Also we can influence space to a degree. That helps too.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 24, 2012, 11:06:51 PM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Alright! Now, let's not break this one."
>Let's rejoin the others, and hang around idly.
>Maybe Satori needs some tea? That always helps Orin when she's stressed...
>Not breaking things is always productive.
>And being alone is boring. You rejoin the others. Satori still is stressed.
>Where is Orin, anyway?
>Back at Kourindou, Rinnosuke is repairing the shop when Rin crashes through the walls, a Chibi Rin riding in the wheelbarrow that she's pushing. Rinnosuke sighs. This is just getting ridiculous.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, they're quite useful after all. You never know when you might need a good knife for something. Such as being invited to a surprise dinner party that serves steak. That, and they're simply efficient. I do enjoy efficient things after all."
>And honestly, who ever heard of a maid that throws swords? She must be terribly inefficient.
>"The knives that you throw are not serving knives or steak knives. That is a terrible excuse."
>"Although I agree with you about the whole 'throwing swords' thing. That seems awfully impractical to do anything with."
>Deep in Makai, Yumeko is feeling offended and she doesn't even know why.
>Besides, it wasn't hard to put two and two together when you started commenting on things I was thinking.
>"I agree. Most other people wouldn't point it out though."
>Sakuya: It's not like the knives and the clothes ever get mixed up. Extra-dimensional storage is convenient like that.
>Also we can influence space to a degree. That helps too.
>Well they did one time, but that was how you got the first fairy maid, so no real harm came out of that.
>"So, you're basically some maid who's practically able to cheat reality. Wonderful. Why couldn't I have any cool powers like that? All I can do is read minds."
>Satori takes a sip of her tea, then realizes what she is doing.
>"Alright, Koishi. Where are you?"
>Another satori wearing a hat appears next to Satori. "Here I am, Sis~!"
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Well, at least I'm not breaking anything, huh? Maybe you should have a hot shower after all this, China says it's great for getting rid of stress~!"
>Well, we are behaving ourselves, so why don't people see we're nice...?
>"I don't need a hot shower. This tea will do just fine."
>"Well, your reputation precedes you. That's not a good thing in your case."
>_

>Koi-koi - Tea...that sounds like a good idea. Let's give sis the idea to have some of her favorite tea. That should calm her down a bit!
>I'll just place it down here and let her subconscious mind know.
>"Alright, Koishi. Where are you?"
>Wait, that means that she knows I'm here for sure. "Chibi Koishi, you're in charge for now. I'll be back later."
>"Sure thing, Koishi~!"
>"Here I am, Sis~!"
>Hey-o! I'm Chibi Koishi! I'll be substituting for Koishi while she's occupied~! Got anything you want me to do?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 25, 2012, 12:10:06 AM
>Flandre - "Ooh. Tea's niiice~"
>We'll have to get some tea after all this too!

>Sakuya - "Well, they can be used that way though. Knives are quite multipurpose."
>Besides, you never know when you might need a knife. I just happen to carry spares on the off chance I lose one.

>Okuu - "Whoa...Koishi's back too?!"
>Let's give 'em a hug! Ah, but set the control rod aside until we're done hugging 'em. Don't wanna hurt 'em with it after all.

>Mini Koi-koi - Let's just keep watching the fun for now, Maybe the kid with the nifty wings will get her wish later!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 25, 2012, 08:08:53 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Ooh. Tea's niiice~"
>We'll have to get some tea after all this too!
>You take a sip of your tea. Yeah, tea would be nice.
>Wait.
>"Everyone gets tea~!"
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, they can be used that way though. Knives are quite multipurpose."
>Besides, you never know when you might need a knife. I just happen to carry spares on the off chance I lose one.
>"It's just that using a knife for something other than its intended purpose seems so... inelegant."
>"Although I can't disagree with that sentiment, situations where you need a knife above all else are few and far between."
>They aren't, really. Off the top of your head, you could name at least five situations where what you really needed was a whole bunch of knives.
>"Well, most people don't work for a vampire. So there's that."
>You take a sip of your tea. Flandre's going on about tea or something. Tea is customary after solving incidents. You'll have to have some once you fix the quantum geography. You'd like some now, even.
>Wait.
>"Not everyone here has tea yet! This must be remedied~!"
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Whoa...Koishi's back too?!"
>Let's give 'em a hug! Ah, but set the control rod aside until we're done hugging 'em. Don't wanna hurt 'em with it after all.
>You would like to hug Koishi, but you've already put on your control rod. Also, you're holding tea in your other hand, and you don't want to spill it.
>...Huh?
>It's alright. Koishi's hugging you anyway. Hugs for everyone!
>"I am the tea ninja master~!"
>_

>Mini Koi-koi - Let's just keep watching the fun for now, Maybe the kid with the nifty wings will get her wish later!
>But I can grant her wish now! Poof! Tea!
>Unless you're thinking of another wish of hers. You probably were. But for now, tea for everyone~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 25, 2012, 09:56:56 AM
>Flandre - "Wow...When'd we all get tea? Tasty though~"
>...Usually tea comes after these 'incident' thing though, at least, that's what Sakuya says. But we haven't beaten up the quantum-thingy yet!
>Oh well, we'll have this tea now, and then more tea later after we've beaten up that quantum-thingy!

>Sakuya - "...Well, this is a surprise."
>How did we get tea so soon? We haven't even resolved everything we set out to do. Well, we'll worry about that later.

>Okuu - "Oooh! Koishi, did you do this? You always do care about people after all~"
>Well, let's enjoy the tea!

>Mini Koi-koi - Well, this was kinda out of left field, but tea's always nice.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 25, 2012, 10:45:24 PM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Oooh! Koishi, did you do this? You always do care about people after all~"
>Well, let's enjoy the tea!
>Koishi gives a strained smile. "No, I didn't, but I can guess at who did."
>"Dangit Chibi Koishi, you're supposed to stay inconspicuous!"
>"Whoops! Teehee~"
>This tea is rather relaxing. You need to be relaxed and ready for whatever this adventure will throw at you.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "...Well, this is a surprise."
>How did we get tea so soon? We haven't even resolved everything we set out to do. Well, we'll worry about that later.
>Kogasa is about to surprise Rinnosuke, who's currently repairing a vital support beam for his shop. She feels like she should be somewhere else.
>This incident is nowhere near solved, but you know that tea should always be appreciated.
>_

>Flandre - "Wow...When'd we all get tea? Tasty though~"
>...Usually tea comes after these 'incident' thing though, at least, that's what Sakuya says. But we haven't beaten up the quantum-thingy yet!
>Oh well, we'll have this tea now, and then more tea later after we've beaten up that quantum-thingy!
>"Ask her, she served it," Satori says, glaring at Koishi.
>Wait, if you're having tea now and you're going to get tea after the incident, that means...
>...you get double tea! This is the best thing ever!
>Speaking of incidents, you really should get going. You've stayed at Satori's for long enough.
>Satori nods vigorously. "I wholeheartedly agree."
>_

>Mini Koi-koi - Well, this was kinda out of left field, but tea's always nice.
>I know, I know. Koishi already scolded me, anyway. Why can't I give everyone tea, though? They seem to enjoy it...
>I'm still going to sub for her, so give me stuff to do~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 25, 2012, 11:08:22 PM
>Flandre - "Well, it was nice visiting again, and thanks for the tea~! Maybe that mountain's not at the mansion anymore."
>Lousy rotten no-good zargin'-fargin' blibblin' quantum-thingy...Well, let's at least finish the tea before we go, Big Sis always says to never waste tea!
>...Even though she ends up spilling it pretty often. Big Sis is weird. Oh well, we'll leave with the others when we finish the tea.

>Sakuya - "Well, I suppose we should be departing then. The tea was rather nice as well, my thanks."
>Let's finish the tea as well, then we'll depart with the others. Perhaps we should see if that mountain's removed itself by now.

>Okuu - We're going already? but we haven't even gotten halfway done with the tea yet!
>Oh well, we'll just chug it all down and tag along! "Thanks for the tea!"

>Mini Koi-koi - Well, we may as well tag along then! They never expect the Chibi after all~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 26, 2012, 03:35:26 AM
>Flandre - "Well, it was nice visiting again, and thanks for the tea~! Maybe that mountain's not at the mansion anymore."
>Lousy rotten no-good zargin'-fargin' blibblin' quantum-thingy...Well, let's at least finish the tea before we go, Big Sis always says to never waste tea!
>...Even though she ends up spilling it pretty often. Big Sis is weird. Oh well, we'll leave with the others when we finish the tea.
>"The mountain's probably gone, but judging by your description of this quantum geography, there's going to be something else that'll impede your progress."
>You finish your tea and briefly muse about Big Sis' tea-drinking habits.
>She does spill tea quite often, come to think about it. Huh. Big Sis is weird.
>In the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Remilia has the sudden urge to make sure she doesn't spill her tea. To prove that she is the master of her own fate, she spills the tea on purpose. This is why she's not a playable character. She always pulls stuff like this.
>Anyway, you head across the bridge again and up to the entrance of the Underground.
>Where shall you start exploring?
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, I suppose we should be departing then. The tea was rather nice as well, my thanks."
>Let's finish the tea as well, then we'll depart with the others. Perhaps we should see if that mountain's removed itself by now.
>Koishi bows. "I'm glad that it was to your enjoyment."
>You sip the last of your tea and follow Flandre out of the Underground. You have no idea whether the mountain is gone or not, but do you want to check?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - We're going already? but we haven't even gotten halfway done with the tea yet!
>Oh well, we'll just chug it all down and tag along! "Thanks for the tea!"
>Huh? Everyone is leaving?
>You can't get left behind! You gulp down the rest of the tea, spend a minute choking on it, then run out after them.
>You run across the bridge. Where is Parsee, anyway?
>Oh well. You meet up with the others just in the entrance of the Underground, as if they're bracing themselves for whatever nonsense quantum geography has cooked up for them.
>_

>Mini Koi-koi - Well, we may as well tag along then! They never expect the Chibi after all~!
>Nobody expects Chibi Koishi~! I clung onto Parsee's face for a while. It was fun, but I think I was responsible for her stumbling off the bridge and into the water. Oh well!
>Oh, while I'm here, here's something important!

Because I have no idea what do do next, You get to decide the next random encounter! Go wild, and I'll try to incorporate all of them, just like last time!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 26, 2012, 03:47:58 AM
>Okuu - Wah! We gotta keep up!

>Flandre - Well, we may as well give it a look-see. Maybe it's a castle like that one game-thingy patchy gave us! The one with the guy with the neat whip!
>...That does make one wonder though, just what is a man? We know little girls, girls, old people who look like little girls, but what's a man?

>Sakuya - She's thinking about something strange again, isn't she? Well, we'll keep an eye on her all the same, it's one of our many jobs after all.

>Mini Koi-koi - Oh well, she woke up at least, didn't she? Let's follow along still!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 27, 2012, 01:38:19 AM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - Wah! We gotta keep up!
>You did. You're right behind them.
>Wait no, they're moving again. Why are they in such a hurry?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Well, we may as well give it a look-see. Maybe it's a castle like that one game-thingy patchy gave us! The one with the guy with the neat whip!
>...That does make one wonder though, just what is a man? We know little girls, girls, old people who look like little girls, but what's a man?
>You head back in the direction of Misty Lake. Hopefully it's somewhere more suited for an adventure, like a castle! Or a temple, but being a vampire might get in the way of holy temple ransacking.
>You know perfectly well what a man is! They appear in stories all the time, and that shopkeeper is one, technically!
>He looks like one, at least.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - She's thinking about something strange again, isn't she? Well, we'll keep an eye on her all the same, it's one of our many jobs after all.
>Flandre is always thinking about something strange. She has a point, though. The Scarlet Devil Mansion might be back to normal by now.
>And of course, it isn't.There is now a castle right in front of Misty Lake.
>There's a sign next to it.
You thought you'd be able to just get back home, didn't you?
Too bad. Quantum geography time! Don't check, it completely surrounds the lake.
Also, you can't fly over it. No cheating!

>This is getting ridiculous.
>You could go somewhere else, or you could enter this castle. What do you think you should do?
>_

>Mini Koi-koi - Oh well, she woke up at least, didn't she? Let's follow along still!
>Of course she did! It's not like the fall knocked her unconscious! She's just soaking wet.
>I gotta follow Okuu and her friends, so off I go~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on September 27, 2012, 01:43:43 AM
>Flandre: "Hey, cool!"
>Head in.
>Wonder why a man would keep secrets in a pile.

>Okuu: "Hey, wait up!"
>Follow Flandre in.

<Sakuya: Sigh, then follow.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Quest to beat up Quantum Geography
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 27, 2012, 09:36:04 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre: "Hey, cool!"
>Head in.
>Wonder why a man would keep secrets in a pile.
>This is just like an adventure! All you need is a whip!
>At least it's not pitch-black in there like the cave was. You can see Nitori setting up shop next to the entrance.
>Of course, secrets can be kept in piles, but using a filing cabinet is just more organized. Time shenanigan maid storage is also a good place to keep secrets. Sakuya keeps hers there.
>At least, that's what Big Sis told you when you asked about piles of secrets.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu: "Hey, wait up!"
>Follow Flandre in.
>Why does everyone keep on going places without you?
>You enter the temple-castle thingy and notice the checker-tiled floor of the hallway.
>Oh, there's also Nitori. Huh?
>_

Sakuya:
<Sakuya: Sigh, then follow.
>Why does Flandre always pick the worst places to explore?
>This is like the temple in the book with the guy with the whip that Patchouli reads to Flandre. You are expecting traps to appear everywhere.
>And Nitori is setting up a booth of some sort.
>How does she know where to set up shop?
>_

>So, you chose to go deeper into the rabbit hole, did you? Hmhmhm~
>"Hey, chibi-me. I'm back. You can rejoin the group, now."
>"Aww. It was fun, though." I'll see you in the story~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 27, 2012, 11:09:11 AM
>Flandre - Well, this might be fun, but we'll have to be more careful this time! But still, a new adventure means we need a new outfit!
>So let's check out Nitori's shop to see if she's got any new outfits! We'll still punch the quantum thingy in the face when we find it though, we've already resolved to do that because it did all this weird stuff to us.

>Sakuya - Well, at least she isn't acting up like when the mountain showed up. Someone has to keep an eye on these two after all, so we'll have to keep close.

>Okuu - "Wow...."
>Oh hey, it's the kappa again! Wonder what she's got..?

>Koi-koi - May as well follow along, but who knows what'll happen thanks to the Quantum Geography.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 28, 2012, 11:50:37 AM
This update brought to you by terrible scheduling,

Flandre:
>Flandre - Well, this might be fun, but we'll have to be more careful this time! But still, a new adventure means we need a new outfit!
>So let's check out Nitori's shop to see if she's got any new outfits! We'll still punch the quantum thingy in the face when we find it though, we've already resolved to do that because it did all this weird stuff to us.
>Sure enough, Nitori's store has several strange things, along with clothes. How does she know what to stock?
>Her list of wares is:
>Normal Orbs
>Psychic Laser Generator
>Instant Decoy-in-a-Can
>Portable Distraction
>Box-o'-Clothes. This has almost every outfit in existence. It's rather unnerving, actually.
>Punching quantum geography is on the top of your to-do is right at the top of your to-do list. You haven't found it yet, so you can't punch it, though.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Wow...."
>Oh hey, it's the kappa again! Wonder what she's got..?
>Aside from the usual randomly-picked machines, there's something that catches your eye:
>Control Rod Insurance. Huh?
>That seems... awfully convenient.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Well, at least she isn't acting up like when the mountain showed up. Someone has to keep an eye on these two after all, so we'll have to keep close.
>Your companions are too busy admiring the kappa shop to notice that you are all locked in this temple.
>This is terrible. You actually have to get through it, now.
>Though the kappa does seem to have especially strange things for sale. How do you put a decoy in a can? You're tempted to buy it just to see what it does.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 28, 2012, 12:00:38 PM
>Flandre - "Hey, hey, how much for this box o' clothes?"
>No time to worry about it being unnerving, if it's got every outfit out there, then it's got a new one for us!

>Okuu - Convenient! Let's see how much it is!

>Sakuya - Canned Decoy...Well, we can look to see how much it is.
>We'll have to be exceedingly careful from here on out though.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 29, 2012, 01:54:43 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Hey, hey, how much for this box o' clothes?"
>No time to worry about it being unnerving, if it's got every outfit out there, then it's got a new one for us!
>New outfits might raise your attack power make you look cuter! You just have to get it!
>Time to pester Sakuya!
>Nitori points to the price list. "Everything you want to know is right there."
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Convenient! Let's see how much it is!
>Just in case. You'll definitely want to be able to have replacement control rods available.
>"How does it work?" you ask.
>"Should my Nitori Tech sensor notice that your control rod is broken, I will send one of my special operatives to present you with a new one!" Nitori explains animatedly.
>The price list says that it's 1,000 G up front, and 200 G every time your control rod is replaced.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Canned Decoy...Well, we can look to see how much it is.
>We'll have to be exceedingly careful from here on out though.
>Flandre drags you over to the price list. She's excited about the box of clothes in particular.
>You have 15,500 G.
>Normal Orbs - 300 G each
>Psychic Laser Generator - 3,500 G (Nitori says that it's a secret. Seems shady, but kappa in general have too much pride to lie about technology.)
>Instant Decoy-in-a-Can - 500 G each (One use only, you presume. Comes in Grape-flavored, Lemon-scented, and Extra-spicy variants.)
>Portable Distraction - 1,000 G (In Nitori's words: "Totally different from the Decoy-in-a-Can. For one thing, it's in a box. Also, it's a distraction, not a decoy. They both mess around with three-dimensional space to store things, though.")
>Box-o'-Clothes - 2,000 G (More space shenanigans. At least Nitori can't corner the time shenanigan market.)
>Control Rod Insurance - 1,000 G up front, 200 G per replacement (Utsuho would need this, you suspect, but is it worth the price?)
>Financial management minigame start!
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 29, 2012, 02:04:27 AM
>Sakuya - Well, it's only 2000, and we should be able to store it easily enough. Besides, Mistress should find it rather handy as well once we find her.
>We'll have to get that insurance as well, which means that we can't afford to spend anymore than what we already are.

>Flandre - Yayz! New clothes! Woohoo!
>Oh, we can't get too excited though, last time that happened, big sis had up cleaning splattered fairy off the walls for the whole week!
>...S'not our fault they got in the way...

>Okuu - Oh, looks like the maid's got everything under control~! Man she's efficient! We should get a mini-sakuya too sometime!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 29, 2012, 07:55:24 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Well, it's only 2000, and we should be able to store it easily enough. Besides, Mistress should find it rather handy as well once we find her.
>We'll have to get that insurance as well, which means that we can't afford to spend anymore than what we already are.
>You have the money, so you might as well. You purchase the box of clothes and put it into your TSMS.
>Achievement Unlocked! Storage-ception: You just put a storage space into a storage space. I think you broke something.
>Back in the Human Village, Keine is desperately trying to make the year 1212 its original length.
>Insurance is up next. You buy it, and Nitori bows. "Thank you for shopping at Kappa-Mart!"
>You've got 12,500 G left.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Yayz! New clothes! Woohoo!
>Oh, we can't get too excited though, last time that happened, big sis had up cleaning splattered fairy off the walls for the whole week!
>...S'not our fault they got in the way...
>Clothes! Yay! You should go through them later.
>You don't see any harm in getting a little excited. Besides, that one time wasn't completely your fault. Patchouli said it was an "experiment."
>So, you were completely innocent. It was all Patchy's fault.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Oh, looks like the maid's got everything under control~! Man she's efficient! We should get a mini-sakuya too sometime!
>But you already are a maid! You've still got the uniform!
>Also, your internal memo system is already cluttered with "get a Sakuya of some sort" notes.
>But Sakuya is awesome! You hope you can cancel the insurance whenever you want, though. Don't want to run up an debts for Satori.
>You're primed and ready for adventure! Onward!
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 29, 2012, 08:19:49 PM
>Flandre - Why wait? Let's poke through it now!
>...Aha! This (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=645840) one looks perfect!

>Okuu - Hey! That's a neat outfit! Let's look for one for us now!
>....Woohoo! Jackpot (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=832974)! Now here's an outfit Rin would be jealous of!
>...Parsee too, but she's always like that!

>Sakuya - At least they're safe. This box could prove to be even more useful than we imagined, since it has clothing like this.
>If nothing, it would save us the effort of needing to repair clothing as often.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on September 30, 2012, 11:42:58 PM
Flandre:
>Flandre - Why wait? Let's poke through it now!
>...Aha! This (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=645840) one looks perfect!
>You are now wearing new clothes. Unfortunately, as the clothing is a set, you have to take off your cat ear headband and put it into the box.
>You don't get any stat bonuses feelings of power with this outfit, but it looks cool, at any rate.
>Come to think of it, you've been spending a lot of time just standing around. Didn't you have some adventuring to do?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Hey! That's a neat outfit! Let's look for one for us now!
>....Woohoo! Jackpot (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=832974)! Now here's an outfit Rin would be jealous of!
>...Parsee too, but she's always like that!
>Some people might think that your outfit is ridiculously fancy.
>To those people, you say: "Fancy is fancy, even if it's ridiculous fancy-ness."
>Parsee isn't actually jealous, though, because she's wearing an outfit that's so ridiculous that the game master can't even find an image to depict it everyone is just staring at her.
>Right, time to leave the kappa shop and wander around the open sky!
>Oh, right. You're still trapped in the temple. Huh.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - At least they're safe. This box could prove to be even more useful than we imagined, since it has clothing like this.
>If nothing, it would save us the effort of needing to repair clothing as often.
>You've got half a mind to change out of your maid uniform, if the box has clothes like that.
>Wait, you were sure that you put the box in storage. When did they take it out and how?
>Doing a quick run-through of your TSMS confirms your suspicions. Flandre broke into it and glitched messed up half of your wardrobe. Some of the spare maid uniforms seems like they inverted in color, while others are now fitted for something with five arms. You put the box of clothes back into your storage and throw the defective uniforms out.
>Back in the Human Village, Keine is sobbing. The American Revolution isn't supposed to happen in 1435!
>There is now a pile of defective maid uniforms that you are standing next to. It is large enough to hide several fairies or one child vampire.
>You're also still stuck in the temple, and the only path you're given is one that looks suspiciously like it is going to try and murder you every step you take on it.
>Maybe Utsuho can blast through a wall or something. The hallway in front of you is really not a good area to pass through.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on September 30, 2012, 11:55:24 PM
>Sakuya - We can easily procure improved outfits for the Fairy maids with this box!
>We'll have to keep it under lock and key for a little while though, who knows what else broke when Flandre broke into the TSMS.
>"Utsuho, could you blast open a better path for us? I do not trust this hallway up ahead."

>Flandre - Woohoo! New clothes always feel nice~! We should keep close to Sakuya though, 'cuz she's the really responsible one!
>"New clothes, new clothes. heehee~!"

>Okuu - Arrite then, let's blast open a new path! Let's go over to the wall opposite of the kappa shop, and blast through! "One new path, coming up!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 01, 2012, 07:07:12 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - We can easily procure improved outfits for the Fairy maids with this box!
>We'll have to keep it under lock and key for a little while though, who knows what else broke when Flandre broke into the TSMS.
>"Utsuho, could you blast open a better path for us? I do not trust this hallway up ahead."
>One more quick examination confirms that yes, the box does contain fairy-sized outfits. You will have to implement a new dress code as soon as you get back.
>You're not sure that you can lock anything safely away from Flandre. You could tell her of the consequences of breaking into the TSMS, though.
>That's actually a good idea. After you tell Utsuho about your plan, you'll give Flandre a small lecture.
>_

Utsuho:
>"Utsuho, could you blast open a better path for us? I do not trust this hallway up ahead."
>Okuu - Arrite then, let's blast open a new path! Let's go over to the wall opposite of the kappa shop, and blast through! "One new path, coming up!"
>Well, Sakuya must know what she's doing. Nuclear blast time~!
>You shoot a giant nuclear beam through the wall, opening a secret room.
>An extremely nondescript youkai is in there.
>She looks at you, Sakuya, and Flandre. "Shoot. I've been found out, haven't I? Why couldn't you guys just stay on track and go through my deathtrap hallway?"
>Who the heck is she?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Woohoo! New clothes always feel nice~! We should keep close to Sakuya though, 'cuz she's the really responsible one!
>"New clothes, new clothes. heehee~!"
>Your excitement over your new clothes means that you barely even pay attention to Sakuya's lecture.
>She's too responsible. You're sure that breaking into her TSMS couldn't have been that bad!
>Qait, she's saying something about messing with time itself. Maybe it was that bad. You'll have to restrain yourself from doing that in the future.
>Oh hey, Utsuho's made a new way through the temple! Secret rooms in an adventure are a must, after all.
>"Shoot. I've been found out, haven't I? Why couldn't you guys just stay on track and go through my deathtrap hallway?"
>Who is that youkai, anyway? You can't describe her at all.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 01, 2012, 07:16:25 AM
>Sakuya - Well, this is certainly something new. We'll watch for now.

>Okuu - Headtilt. "Unyu? Aren't deathtraps bad though?"

>Flandre - Yeah, if she says it's bad, we'll have to keep from doing it again.
>...But who is this weirdo? She needs a new outfit! She's too plain otherwise~
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 02, 2012, 03:15:38 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Well, this is certainly something new. We'll watch for now.
>This goes against incident-solving protocol, but you're not really in the mood for that, anyway. This incident is highly nonstandard, especially considering who you're with.
>Utsuho is talking with the youkai. Negotiation mode active!
>"Unyu? Aren't deathtraps bad though?"
>"Well, yeah, they are," the unnamed youkai replies. "That's sort of the point."
>"Why would you want to make them in the first place?"
>"Because that's what I'm supposed to do, isn't it? Being the youkai of quantum geography and all..."
>The youkai considers what she said. "I really shouldn't have given away my identity. Can't you guys just forget it or something? I wanted to make it my big reveal."
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Headtilt. "Unyu? Aren't deathtraps bad though?"
>"Well, yeah, they are," the unnamed youkai replies. "That's sort of the point."
>"Why would you want to make them in the first place?" It seems like she's trying to cause an incident.
>"Because that's what I'm supposed to do, isn't it? Being the youkai of quantum geography and all..."
>Oh, that explains it.
>"I really shouldn't have given away my identity. Can't you guys just forget it or something? I wanted to make it my big reveal."
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Yeah, if she says it's bad, we'll have to keep from doing it again.
>...But who is this weirdo? She needs a new outfit! She's too plain otherwise~
>You wouldn't want to break time itself. That would break a lot of other stuff, and that's not good at all!
>This person is seriously a weirdo. Maybe you can ask Sakuya for the clothes box to find that girl a new outfit.
>What is she saying, anyway?
>"Because that's what I'm supposed to do, isn't it? Being the youkai of quantum geography and all..."
>That's her?
>Right. Face-punching is going to happen soon. real soon.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 02, 2012, 03:30:16 AM
>Flandre - "Hey, Okuu? Could you step aside for a bit~? I got something to say to her that words can't convey~ I'm gonna cool her head~"
>When Okuu moves, let's unload Starbow Break~! We gonna 'befriend' her just like Marisa does!

>Okuu - ...Oh boy. She's acting just like that girl from the comics Orin brings back! We'd better get outta the way!
>WHOAHOLYSHITSOMANYCOLORS.

>Sakuya - Facepalm. Well, at least she's remembering to use her spellcards...
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 02, 2012, 11:34:39 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Hey, Okuu? Could you step aside for a bit~? I got something to say to her that words can't convey~ I'm gonna cool her head~"
>When Okuu moves, let's unload Starbow Break~! We gonna 'befriend' her just like Marisa does!
>"Unyu? Okay..."
>The youkai realizes what you're about to do. Her eyes widen in fear. "Oh, please, no... Can you wait? I still don't have any spell cards yet."
>You take out your spellcard. "Forbidden Barrage: Starbow Break!"
>"Aw, [censored]," is the youkai's only reply as the absurd amount of danmaku comes flying towards her.
>You always did like how colorful this spellcard was.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - ...Oh boy. She's acting just like that girl from the comics Orin brings back! We'd better get outta the way!
>WHOAHOLYSHITSOMANYCOLORS.
>It's like Flandre is an action hero! This is so cool!
>You are really glad you moved out of the way. Barrages aren't fun to be targeted by. You remember from when you tried to make an incident.
>Whoa. That is a lot of colors.
>You're... just going to stare at all the colors. Is that okay with everyone?
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Facepalm. Well, at least she's remembering to use her spellcards...
>The dramatic nothings that Flandre was saying were par for the course.
>Since she's using her spellcards, she must be more rational. That's great; if this keeps up, you might not have to keep her under house arrest for 6 days of the week.
>Of course, she had to use the most colorful and blinding one right off the bat. You're starting to hurt your eyes looking at it.
>Although, considering who this youkai is, you would like to use your spellcards, too.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 02, 2012, 12:37:59 PM
>Flandre - "Heehee~ So many colors, all of them painful and whee~!"
>...Okay kiddo, let's rein in the crazy a bit, gotta keep at least a little rational. "Ah well, this is gonna be fun~! Let's see how you avoid the rain~!"

>Okuu - Whoa...That's a neat spellcard! She's a little nutty, but man is she cool!
>..Eh? The maid's looking away? It must not be easy on the eyes then, we shouldn't look at it directly either then.

>Sakuya - ...Well, not entirely rational, but at least it's an improvement.
>Well, we'll see if she's got any will to fight after this. She probably won't though. We'll just not look at it directly.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 03, 2012, 01:19:58 AM
>Flandre - "Heehee~ So many colors, all of them painful and whee~!"
>...Okay kiddo, let's rein in the crazy a bit, gotta keep at least a little rational. "Ah well, this is gonna be fun~! Let's see how you avoid the rain~!"
>Colors are the best when they cause pain. Meiling needs more rainbow spellcards. If the rules allowed it, you'd help her make some, but apparently, that's not how spellcards work.
>"Okay, okay! I surrender! Now will you please stop pelting me with bullets?"
>She's a real amateur, isn't she? Everyone else you know could hold out against this for much longer. Why isn't she even fighting back?
>Oh, right. She has no spellcards.
>You're not going to stop, though. She deserves this for all the trouble she put you, Sakuya, and Utsuho through. You're practically running on autopilot as you consider what has happened so far.
>Wait, where'd she go? You stop your spellcard to make sure that you weren't having tricks played on you by all the colors.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Whoa...That's a neat spellcard! She's a little nutty, but man is she cool!
>..Eh? The maid's looking away? It must not be easy on the eyes then, we shouldn't look at it directly either then.
>That is one of the most colorful spellcards. Shiny! Of course it being hard on the eyes for Sakuya isn't much considering that you've been the inside of a star before.
>Of course, you were never that nutty. Definitely not. Nope. No plans on consuming everything in nuclear fusion powers.
>You're focusing more on the danmaku itself than the target. Where is she?
>As Flandre stops her spellcard, you see that the spot where the unnamed youkai was occupying is now empty. Did she disappear? How? What? When?
>_

>Sakuya - ...Well, not entirely rational, but at least it's an improvement.
>Well, we'll see if she's got any will to fight after this. She probably won't though. We'll just not look at it directly.
>Where did she pick up that sort of babbling, anyway? The only contact she's had outside of the basement was with Marisa and Reimu.
>You'll have to have a talk with Patchouli about Flandre's accepted reading material later.
>For some reason, Flandre has stopped her spellcard. You hadn't noticed it, but the youkai is gone now. How did she flee?
>Then you notice a door. There's a sign on it.
Emergency Exit
Reminder to self: magic this away when they're not looking.
>You realize that now that since you know the youkai's gender, you can legitimately say that "Quantum geography is a [word that has the technical definition of 'female dog']."
>Well, as long as you don't take your eyes off the door, it should stay there.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 03, 2012, 02:06:02 AM
>Flandre - Staaaaaaare~
>Then headtilt adorably. "Hey, where'd she goooo~? Did I really go ooooverboaaaard~? Hee-hee~"
>...Eh? Sakuya's taking us somewhere! Whee~!

>Okuu - Wooooow...She's AWESOME! We need to get a chibi of her too!
>....Wonder if there's a chibi of that weirdo from before?
>Uwah?! Why's the maid dragging us- Oh, that's convenient!

>Sakuya - Well, let's head for the emergency exit, and drag the other two along. But make sure to not look away from it.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 03, 2012, 10:37:10 PM
>Flandre - Staaaaaaare~
>Then headtilt adorably. "Hey, where'd she goooo~? Did I really go ooooverboaaaard~? Hee-hee~"
>...Eh? Sakuya's taking us somewhere! Whee~!
>Headtilting adorably is a redundancy. Headtilting is always adorable.
>Creepy-cuteness aside, you're actually wondering where she went. It's not as if there's an emergency exit - ohhh.
>So that's where Sakuya is dragging you!
>_

>Okuu - Wooooow...She's AWESOME! We need to get a chibi of her too!
>....Wonder if there's a chibi of that weirdo from before?
>Uwah?! Why's the maid dragging us- Oh, that's convenient!
>Flandre is the awesomest vampire ever. You don't think Satori would take too kindly to a Chibi Flandre around the house, though.
>At _________, the unnamed quantum geography youkai is toying with the idea of making mini-hers. She settles on having a personal assistant chibi, but doesn't make any more.
>UNHAND ME, TIME-STOPPING MAID! Oh wait, she's dragging you towards an exit.
>_
>Sakuya - Well, let's head for the emergency exit, and drag the other two along. But make sure to not look away from it.
>"Hey, where'd she goooo~? Did I really go ooooverboaaaard~? Hee-hee~"
>You swear Flandre's doing it on purpose, now.
>Whether it's on purpose or not doesn't matter right now. You grab the two fools and drag them out the emergency exit...
>And end up right where you started. That was almost completely a waste of time.
>Well, since you can't seem to get to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, where will you go instead?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 03, 2012, 10:55:22 PM
>Sakuya - Perhaps it's time we go visit Reimu, this qualifies as an Incident after all. Naturally, we'll bring those two goofballs along.

>Flandre - Sit on Okuu's shoulders. 'cuz who needs flight when you've got an awesome bird-girl for a friend? Those tengu are totally fail in comparison~!
>"Hey, let's go~! Whee! Off to find that weirdo~!"
>...Eh? Sakuya's going somewhere? We'd better follow and make sure nothing happens to her! Hi-ho Okuu, Away~!

>Okuu - Heehee, Satori-sama never let us do this with her~!
>Oh, we're following the maid? Well, let's go!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 04, 2012, 08:27:19 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Perhaps it's time we go visit Reimu, this qualifies as an Incident after all. Naturally, we'll bring those two goofballs along.
>Of course. You can't just leave them to do whatever they want. Destination: Hakurei Shrine.
>Is Flandre sitting on Utsuho's shoulders?
>Well, at least they're still following you.
>Wait...
>Where did they fly off to, now?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Sit on Okuu's shoulders. 'cuz who needs flight when you've got an awesome bird-girl for a friend? Those tengu are totally fail in comparison~!
>"Hey, let's go~! Whee! Off to find that weirdo~!"
>Shoulder-rides for all the insane little vampires! You don't need to fly if someone is flying for you!
>You just have the best ideas ever!
>...Eh? Sakuya's going somewhere? We'd better follow and make sure nothing happens to her! Hi-ho Okuu, Away~!
>You command your noble steed to follow the maid of time manipulation as she heads towards a destination unknown. You can't just leave her alone; who knows what trouble she'd get into?
>So, it's the Hakurei Shrine that Sakuya is headed towards?
>Wait.
>You have a new best idea ever.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Heehee, Satori-sama never let us do this with her~!
>Oh, we're following the maid? Well, let's go!
>Flandre is so much fun to be around! Maybe you'll start carrying Satori around like this!
>In the Palace of Earth Spirits, Satori feels a chill go down her spine. Utsuho must be thinking of something to do with her.
>What's Flandre telling you?
>"Hey, Utsuho, maybe we can get to the Hakurei Shrine before Sakuya can!"
>You're definitely sure that you can! Hyperspeed Okuu, away!
>You fly for a couple of minutes at max speed before realizing that you have no idea where the Hakurei Shrine is.
>Whoops.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 04, 2012, 08:40:43 AM
>Sakuya - Timestop, and track those two down.
>"There you two are. Now, do stick close."
>Those two would get in so much trouble without us keeping an eye on them.

>Flandre - "Buh-whuh? Oh, Hee-hee~ Sakuya's timestop, silly us~!"
>Oh well, it was fun while it lasted~
>Besides, Sakuya'd get in so much trouble without us keeping an eye on her.

>Okuu - "...Geh?! A Maid?!"
>...Wait, we aren't a kappa, why are we saying this? Oh well, we should really stay closer to her.

>All - Let's make for the shrine, with Sakuya on lead!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 04, 2012, 10:55:36 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Timestop, and track those two down.
>"There you two are. Now, do stick close."
>Those two would get in so much trouble without us keeping an eye on them.
>It takes you the better part of an instant, but you manage to track the two clowns down.
>"No more racing ahead, especially if you don't know your destination."
>It doesn't really matter whether you keep an eye on them or not. They'll manage to get into trouble somehow, no matter what.

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Buh-whuh? Oh, Hee-hee~ Sakuya's timestop, silly us~!"
>Oh well, it was fun while it lasted~
>Besides, Sakuya'd get in so much trouble without us keeping an eye on her.
>Sakuya's timestop is so useful! She can do anything with it!
>Of course, you still are on Utsuho's shoulders. No timestop will ever get you off.
>You still don't get why Sakuya goes anywhere without supervision. Last time she did that, she ended up fighting a celestial!
>And she says you get into a lot of trouble.

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "...Geh?! A Maid?!"
>...Wait, we aren't a kappa, why are we saying this? Oh well, we should really stay closer to her.
>Sakuya is the reasonable one, Satori said! This means she's the leader and you gotta follow her!
>Of course, if something is more fun than following her, you're going to do it. This is an adventure, not a supervised field trip.
>Back at her workshop, Nitori suddenly feels like she forgot to say something about maids.

>All - Let's make for the shrine, with Sakuya on lead!
TIMESKIP!
>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and you did not expect that you would make it to the Hakurei Shrine without incident.
>Flandre and Utsuho are being surprisingly well-behaved, too.
>You've got a bad feeling about this.
>Yup. There it is. Flandre blasts through the wall of the Hakurei Shrine, triggering an alarm.
>Everyone is being bombarded by persuasion needles. Well, at least they're not homing.
>They still hurt. Ow ow ow.
>"Oh, it's just you guys. Chibi Reimus, hold your fire!"
>Reimu saves the day, even when she's not solving incidents. That is some serious skill.
>_

>You are Utsuho Reiuji, and you weren't aware that shrine walls broke so easily.
>By the look on her face, Flandre didn't know that, either. She's set off the alarm and now
>OWOWOWOWOWOW WHY?
>You are being hit by barrages of persuasion needles. They cause painful pain.
>You weren't even responsible for anything, this time!
>"Oh, it's just you guys. Chibi Reimus, hold your fire!"
>Why is that shrine maiden so good at beating up people? You hurt all over.
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, and you had no idea that dynamic entries could be turned against you.
>Sure, you wanted to crash through the wall and give Reimu a tacklehug, but she wasn't there!
>And you set off an alarm. That wasn't good, especially when the persuasion needles came flying in.
>There's no time to react, and you briefly wonder how the needles are supposed to persuade people as you continue to be hit from all directions.
>"Oh, it's just you guys. Chibi Reimus, hold your fire!"
>Reimu is such a nice person! You want to make up for the failed tacklehug, but she's still holding some persuasion needles,
>Tacklehugs will have to wait. Why did you guys even visit Reimu, again?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 04, 2012, 11:08:44 PM
>Flandre - "Owwie...I just wanted to give you a hug..."
>Sulk a little.
>"You too Okuu? I kinda wondered about that too!"
>Sakuya's talking about that weirdo isn't she? "Yeah! I wanna punch her in the face!

>Okuu - ".....Ow."
>Yup, hurts just as much as the last time.
>"Y'know, I always wondered why they're called Persuasion Needles."
>Nod. "In the face!"
>...We aren't a parrot, why are we talking like this?

>Sakuya. - Sigh. "We came to let you know there's yet another Incident going on. We ran into the Culprit earlier, but she managed to slip away from us. Apparnetly the cause of all of Gensokyo's geography being as strange as it has been today is due to her, the Youkai of Quantum geography."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Flandre Scarlet and the Temple of ADVENTURE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 05, 2012, 11:14:34 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Owwie...I just wanted to give you a hug..."
>Sulk a little.
>Reimu looks at you and sighs. "No tacklehugs. I need to stay a professional shrine maiden."
>Sakuya raises an eyebrow. "I'm sure the frequent visits made by Remilia and others are well within professional shrine maiden boundaries."
>"Ouch, sarcasm. It wouldn't be that far off. I'm sure Yukari's fooling around with those boundaries."
>"Y'know, I always wondered why they're called Persuasion Needles," Utsuho muses to herself.
>"You too Okuu? I kinda wondered about that too!"
>"Those needles aren't convincing at all!"
>What is Sakuya talking to Reimu about? Something about incidents and a youkai...
>Sakuya's talking about that weirdo isn't she? "Yeah! I wanna punch her in the face!
>Reimu pets you on the head. "Don't worry. If what Sakuya says is true, I'll punch her in the face for you. Nice new outfit, by the way."
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - ".....Ow."
>Yup, hurts just as much as the last time.
>"Y'know, I always wondered why they're called Persuasion Needles."
>Reimu's weapons always hurt. A lot.
>Flandre looks at you. "You too Okuu? I kinda wondered about that too!"
>You nod. "Those needles aren't convincing at all!"
>You'd ask Reimu about it, but she's talking with Sakuya about incidents.
>Flandre interrupts them, "Yeah! I wanna punch her in the face!"
>Nod. "In the face!"
>...We aren't a parrot, why are we talking like this?
>Reimu turns to you. "Your new outfit is ridiculous. Good job. All you need now is a fancy hat."
>You remember wanting to be a parrot for part of your life. It drove Satori so crazy that she actually used mind manipulation to stop that urge.
>_

Sakuya:
>Reimu smiles at you. "Sorry about that. I'm on the lookout for any intruders, especially considering how many times my shrine has already been destroyed."
>Sakuya. - Sigh. "We came to let you know there's yet another Incident going on. We ran into the Culprit earlier, but she managed to slip away from us. Apparnetly the cause of all of Gensokyo's geography being as strange as it has been today is due to her, the Youkai of Quantum geography."
>Flandre and Utsuho jump into the conversation, and Reimu gives both of them criticism on their outfits.
>"So, Reimu, what are you going to do about this?" You ask her.
>"I guess I'll have to go out and solve this incident. Do you think I'd be more successful following you guys?"
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 05, 2012, 12:24:37 PM
>Sakuya - Nod. "We were looking for the culprit anyways, so you likely will have better luck. Nevermind that we could use another person with some measure of common sense."
>Hmm...Perhaps that box has a better Miko Uniform for her....Hmm...Perhaps something with a butterfly theme...
>Come to think of it, designing everyone's fashion is yet another job of ours, isn't it?

>Flandre - Whoooa...It isn't every day Reimu praises us! Maybe she'll even tag along! "Hee-hee~ I used a spellcard, booooom~! And then she ran away, zoooom~!"
>Sigh. "I wanted to keep playing too...But then she ran off...I didn't even use something as crazy as Ripples, It was just Starbow Break...Hey, even you could beat that one, and you're just human..." Sulk just a teensy bit.

>Okuu - Fistcontrolrod! "...Maybe that box has a new hat too!"
>...She was being serious about that hat remark, right? Sarcasm was always a problem for us, we never could get an handle on it.
>"...But how do you put a handle on a concept...?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 06, 2012, 12:15:16 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - Whoooa...It isn't every day Reimu praises us! Maybe she'll even tag along! "Hee-hee~ I used a spellcard, booooom~! And then she ran away, zoooom~!"
>Sigh. "I wanted to keep playing too...But then she ran off...I didn't even use something as crazy as Ripples, It was just Starbow Break...Hey, even you could beat that one, and you're just human..." Sulk just a teensy bit.
>Reimu stops petting your head.
>"See, Flandre? That's creepy. That's why you're kept in the basement most of the time, " Reimu chides you.
>You have no idea what she's talking about. You're just being normal!
>Reimu goes out to get her Yin Yang Orbs. When she comes back, Sakuya drops a bunch of clothes on you.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Nod. "We were looking for the culprit anyways, so you likely will have better luck. Nevermind that we could use another person with some measure of common sense."
>Hmm...Perhaps that box has a better Miko Uniform for her....Hmm...Perhaps something with a butterfly theme...
>Come to think of it, designing everyone's fashion is yet another job of ours, isn't it?
>"Right, lemme get my Yin-Yang Orbs..." Reimu heads into another room. She comes back in time to catch the tail end of your musing.
>"What box?" Reimu asks curiously.
>"Oh, just something Nitori sold us." You pull the box out in demonstration.
>Whoops. You must have put it in upside down, and now there's a giant pile of clothes on the floor.
>Well, now, you can't just leave that pile of clothes there! Especially since you think that Flandre is hidden under it somewhere.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Fistcontrolrod! "...Maybe that box has a new hat too!"
>...She was being serious about that hat remark, right? Sarcasm was always a problem for us, we never could get an handle on it.
>"...But how do you put a handle on a concept...?"
>Yup, you can clearly see hats in that pile of clothing Sakuya left there. She's so clumsy!
>Now seems like a good as a time as any to pick out a hat. Should you?
>Reimu looks at you. "You don't put actual handles on concepts. How'd you get on that train of thought?"
>There's another thing. Trains already have handles, so do you still need to put handles on one?
>Idioms are confusing.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Raitaki on October 06, 2012, 12:39:27 AM
> Sakuya: Waaaait a second, we and Utsuho didn't say anything. How did Reimu respond to those thoughts?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 06, 2012, 01:08:52 AM
>Okuu - "...This stuff's hard. Like rocks, or old cookies. There's something sad about an uneaten cookie."
>Hmmm....Ah! We'll pick out a hat like those guys in the old western movies wear! We're wearing a bunch of ponchos and stuff, so we gotta have the hat to go with it!

>Flandre - Hey! We'll just dig our way out! "Bleh! So many clothes!"
>Hover around while looking at all the CReimu. "They're all pretty cute y'know! Wonder if you were this cute as a kid~?"

>Sakuya - Oh dear. At least she's dug her way out.
>We'll just timestop, and clean up the mess by putting it back in the box. But we'll not put Flan in, Mistress Remilia would be quite cross if we did that.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 06, 2012, 04:01:14 AM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - "...This stuff's hard. Like rocks, or old cookies. There's something sad about an uneaten cookie."
>Hmmm....Ah! We'll pick out a hat like those guys in the old western movies wear! We're wearing a bunch of ponchos and stuff, so we gotta have the hat to go with it!
>Reimu mumbles to herself. "It would be nice if I even had cookies. Nobody nearby knows how to bake them..."
>Here's (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=859899) a good one! That shade of yellow reminds you of warning signs.
>NICE HAT obtained!
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Hey! We'll just dig our way out! "Bleh! So many clothes!"
>Hover around while looking at all the CReimu. "They're all pretty cute y'know! Wonder if you were this cute as a kid~?"
>Your superhuman vampiric powers aid you as you mine a tunnel out of the mountain of clothes.
>There are Chibi Reimus everywhere. They all look like miniature, cuter versions of the current Reimu, though.
>"Actually, I didn't really look like that at all when I was a kid," Reimu tells you. "I won't tell you anything else except that I had purple hair for some reason. I don't really know why, so don't ask."
>_

>Sakuya - Oh dear. At least she's dug her way out.
>We'll just timestop, and clean up the mess by putting it back in the box. But we'll not put Flan in, Mistress Remilia would be quite cross if we did that.
>Flandre looks surprised as the entire pile of clothes vanishes under the influence of your time manipulation.
>Strangely enough, Flandre's outfit was changed when she was under the pile of clothes. Huh. (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=909489) You don't think she's noticed.
>Of course, you wouldn't do anything clumsy, least of all put Flandre into a box like that. You've never done anything clumsy.
>...The whole box of clothes fiasco doesn't count. You were expecting it to be right side up.
> Sakuya: Waaaait a second, we and Utsuho didn't say anything. How did Reimu respond to those thoughts?
>Reimu smiles. "Sorry about that. I was just trying out this mind reading charm that I made. It seems to only work sporadically, though."
>At least she's less paranoid than Satori.
>Down in the Palace of Earth Spirits, Satori feels like someone's just mentioned her name. Thankfully for you, she can't read minds from long distances, or she would be quite offended by that comment.
>Reimu tosses the charm aside. "Well, where shall we go to?"
>Good question. Do you even have a destination in mind?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 06, 2012, 04:24:24 AM
>Sakuya - Hm. Perhaps the Mistress would do with having an outfit like that as well.
>"Well, I simply hope it won't cause you to have any trouble if it manages to read the little sister's mind."
>"And as for cookies, I'm certain Patchouli has a cookbook that we can loan you. Baked goods tend to taste better if you've put in the effort yourself. So the next destination is visiting the mansion, and hoping the Quantum Geography doesn't cause any obstructions."

>Flandre - ...Hey! We got a new outfit?
>....It's pretty comfy~ "Purple Hair? Can't say I can imagine you with that kinda haircolor~!"
>"Oh yeah, I was wantin' to see big sis too anyhow!"

>Okuu - Hell yeah new headgear. "Whoo~ New hat~!"
>Whoa, the kid got a new outfit in there? ...Awww, pile's gone. Oh well.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 06, 2012, 11:49:34 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Hm. Perhaps the Mistress would do with having an outfit like that as well.
>"Well, I simply hope it won't cause you to have any trouble if it manages to read the little sister's mind."
>"And as for cookies, I'm certain Patchouli has a cookbook that we can loan you. Baked goods tend to taste better if you've put in the effort yourself. So the next destination is visiting the mansion, and hoping the Quantum Geography doesn't cause any obstructions."
>You're sure the two sisters would match each other nicely.
>Reimu sighs. "I wouldn't want to try that, anyway. Either way, I tossed that charm. Nobody would want to buy it anyway."
>"You weren't supposed to hear that but I guess you're treating me to cookies after this incident, then?"
>She has completely ignored your advice about baking things herself. Of course.
>Back in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Chibi Koakumas have developed a taste for books. Patchouli is fending them off with the help of Koakuma and an army of Chibi Patchoulis.
>Reimu's talking with Flandre again. You have to say, human interaction does wonders for Flandre's sanity.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - ...Hey! We got a new outfit?
>....It's pretty comfy~ "Purple Hair? Can't say I can imagine you with that kinda haircolor~!"
>"Oh yeah, I was wantin' to see big sis too anyhow!"
>This outfit is comfy and stylish. You have to say, you look pretty cool in it.
>Besides, purple is a youkai hair color, not a shrine maiden one.
>Reimu nods. "Looking back, I did seem pretty weird. Anyway, judging by the situation you're in, you won't be visiting the Scarlet Devil Mansion for a -"
>She suddenly cuts off her sentence, motioning everyone to be silent.
>"Chibi Squad A, go out there and scout for intruders. Raise the alarm if you find any; I don't want another wall broken."
>She glares at you when she says that. It's not entirely your fault that the wall broke, though! Some of the blame has to be placed on shoddy construction!
>Besides, Yukari's place is much worse off, last time you visited.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Hell yeah new headgear. "Whoo~ New hat~!"
>Whoa, the kid got a new outfit in there? ...Awww, pile's gone. Oh well.
>New hat! New hat! Wait, why's everyone all silent all of a sudden?
>Whoa! Flandre's looking pretty gangsta swag ...you don't know what to call it, but she looks like it!
>And that's when another alarm is raised.
>"Chibi Squads B and D, back them up! Squad C, bring back the injured and fainted for medical care by Squad E!" Reimu commands her army.
>A peek outside the window ruined wall shows you that there is an army of chibis headed right towards you. You can't make out anything except for a ridiculous witch hat on all of them.
>Wait, ridiculous witch hat?
>Oh no.
>It's her.
>Better brace yourself for a giant laser, just in case.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 07, 2012, 01:56:25 AM
>Okuu - "Umm...hey guys? The Black-White's coming."
>Oh this is gonna suuuuuuck.

>Flandre - "Marisa? Yay~! I was gonna see about visiting her too~!"

>Sakuya - Sigh. "I was meaning for you to learn how to bake them yourself, but fine. Let's take care of this first."
>Well, let's keep on standby, since it seems that Marisa's raised her own army, much like Reimu has.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 07, 2012, 07:24:33 PM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Umm...hey guys? The Black-White's coming."
>Oh this is gonna suuuuuuck.
>Reimu groans. "Oh, great. She's charging up a Master Spark, too, isn't she?"
>She perks up. "Actually, I want to try something! All squads, cover the shrine! I mean that literally!"
>That has got to be the weirdest command ever. You are now covered from head to toe in Chibi Reimus.
>What is Reimu planning?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Marisa? Yay~! I was gonna see about visiting her too~!"
>Unfortunately, you only manage to say "Marisa? Yay~! I was go -" before you are completely covered by a layer of Chibi Reimus.
>What.
>WHAT.
>WHAT.
>It's like the facehugging Chibi Remilia except for worse.
>Reimu issues one final command. "All right! Everyone, Extra-Stage bomb at my command!"
>Oh. So that's what she's going to do.
>You sure hope it works, because otherwise you're going to get a face full of Master Spark.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Sigh. "I was meaning for you to learn how to bake them yourself, but fine. Let's take care of this first."
>Well, let's keep on standby, since it seems that Marisa's raised her own army, much like Reimu has.
>You can't even open your mouth, because Reimu has commanded all her Chibi Reimus to cover everything.
>Then, they all float away from reality at the same time, carrying you, Flandre, Utsuho, and the entire Hakurei Shrine with them. Reimu follows suit.
>It's a strange experience, especially because of the hundreds of Master Sparks flying straight through you.
>After the giant lasers have died down, Reimu and her chibis return everything to where it originally was.
>Reimu is yelling at Marisa. "Why doesn't anyone knock around here? Can't a simple 'hello' suffice?"
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 08, 2012, 01:41:58 AM
>Flandre - "Bluh. That felt funny."
>Tacklehug Marisa! Ah, but not too powerfully. We remember what happened when we tacklehugged a fairy at full power.
>"Hiiiii~!"

>Sakuya - "Well, that was...interesting."
>If the chibis can do something like this, then...Patchouli will be quite interested in researching them.

>Okuu - "...I feel all tingly'n'stuff."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 08, 2012, 03:46:09 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Bluh. That felt funny."
>Tacklehug Marisa! Ah, but not too powerfully. We remember what happened when we tacklehugged a fairy at full power.
>"Hiiiii~!"
>It felt like the color red was invading your personal space. Not cool.
>Oh, yeah! It's Marisa!
>You tacklehug her. At 35% power. You're sure she can take it.
>...never mind. She can't. You now have an unconscious Marisa.

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, that was...interesting."
>If the chibis can do something like this, then...Patchouli will be quite interested in researching them.
>Reimu fistpumps as Flandre flies off to greet Marisa. "Woo! It worked!"
>Patchouli is using her army of Chibi Patchoulis to create hundreds of Philosopher's Stones. Why? For science magical research!
>Oh, Flandre knocked Marisa out.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "...I feel all tingly'n'stuff."
>That was not a pleasant sensation. You feel like your boiled egg has disappeared.
>Looking around, you notice that one of the Chibi Reimus is munching on your boiled egg.
>How'd it get that? More importantly, how are you going to get your boiled egg back?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 08, 2012, 03:51:14 AM
>Flandre - "Awww....she didn't pass out last time I hugged her like this..."
>Let's poke at her a bit, maybe tickle her a little too.
>"Waaaakey waaaakey Maaaarisaaaa~!"

>Sakuya - Sigh. "At least she isn't destroying things, which is good."

>Okuu - Hey, didn't we already eat that egg?
>"Aw man...."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 08, 2012, 11:03:54 AM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "Awww....she didn't pass out last time I hugged her like this..."
>Let's poke at her a bit, maybe tickle her a little too.
>"Waaaakey waaaakey Maaaarisaaaa~!"
>You're sure she can't be that weak!
>There's no response to your actions. Hmph.
>Well, then Marisa can just stay unconscious!
>You get off her and turn around when someone taps you on the shoulder.
>"Boo!" yells Marisa.
>Huh? What? AAAH!
>"Aw, man! That was worth learning how to fake unconsciousness for!" laughs Marisa.
>She's a big meanie.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Sigh. "At least she isn't destroying things, which is good."
>Reimu is chuckling. "Well, Marisa sure surprised me!"
>Kogasa suddenly shouts out, "That witch stole my job!" All the rabbits at Eientei stare at the tied-up umbrella.
>You feel like you've forgotten what you came here to do.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Hey, didn't we already eat that egg?
>"Aw man...."
>You did eat that egg! You remember because it tasted delicious. Why has it disappeared from your stomach?
>Reimu notices the chibi eating the egg and grins. "The 'steal food from other people's stomachs' charm is a success!"
>Sakuya is not amused. "Where do you even get your ideas for charms?"
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 08, 2012, 11:20:10 AM
>Okuu - Frown. "If you wanted food, you shouldn't go stealin' it! Even a birdbrain like me knows that much! You oughta just ask."
>Nod in what we assume to be a wise manner. "That's just common sense."

>Sakuya - "For once, the bird has a point. If you wanted food, all you had to do was ask. I'm certain that there's books Patchouli has that can teach you how to cook for yourself. And there's always the Misty Lake that you can fish at, I myself being rather partial to doing so."
>Sigh. "At any rate, we can jump those hurdles once things are resolved. I'd be happy to teach you the finer points of fishing afterwards. I suppose we should drag Marisa along as well in that case, it's the best way to keep an eye on her."

>Flandre - "Hey! That wasn't very nice y'know! I thought I'd knocked you out!"
>Frown. "You had me worried you lost your touch, y'know?"
>Aw, we can't stay mad at Marisa for TOO long, let's give her another tacklehug! This time we'll make sure it ends up just like those tacklehugs that the stuffed tiger does in that book about the boy and his stuffed bear!
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Post by: LaserTurtle on October 08, 2012, 10:47:11 PM
Utsuho:
>Okuu - Frown. "If you wanted food, you shouldn't go stealin' it! Even a birdbrain like me knows that much! You oughta just ask."
>Nod in what we assume to be a wise manner. "That's just common sense."
>Reimu's rebuttal actually is a little convincing. "Well, did you have another egg?"
>"No, but..."
>"If you did, would you give me it if I asked?"
>"I guess not, but still..."
>"Exactly! I wouldn't have gotten an egg if I asked, but this way I have one!" Reimu announces triumphantly, snatching the egg from the chibi.
>You thought Reimu was supposed to be the one with common sense.
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "For once, the bird has a point. If you wanted food, all you had to do was ask. I'm certain that there's books Patchouli has that can teach you how to cook for yourself. And there's always the Misty Lake that you can fish at, I myself being rather partial to doing so."
>Sigh. "At any rate, we can jump those hurdles once things are resolved. I'd be happy to teach you the finer points of fishing afterwards. I suppose we should drag Marisa along as well in that case, it's the best way to keep an eye on her."
>"But all Patchouli has are gourmet cook books! The ones that require fancy cooking stuff that needs outside world technology. Besides, whenever I even go near Misty Lake, I'm swarmed by fairies who want to beat me."
>Reimu can be impossible to reason with sometimes. As for Marisa, Flandre is doing a good job of keeping her occupied.
>Ooh, that tacklehug knocked her a couple of yards, at least.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Hey! That wasn't very nice y'know! I thought I'd knocked you out!"
>Frown. "You had me worried you lost your touch, y'know?"
>Aw, we can't stay mad at Marisa for TOO long, let's give her another tacklehug! This time we'll make sure it ends up just like those tacklehugs that the stuffed tiger does in that book about the boy and his stuffed bear!
>"I've withstood your tacklehugs before, why wouldn't I this time?" Marisa grins. "I'm not going to be losing my touch for a while!"
>You next tacklehug focuses on forward velocity, and you knock Marisa back a few yards, then roll a few feet until you are sitting on top of Marisa. Woo!
>Hey, maybe Marisa can join you! She's a famous incident solver!
>_
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Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 08, 2012, 11:50:24 PM
>Utsuho: "Give me that back!"
>Sakuya: Better stop this now. Stop time and take the egg from Reimu, then give it back to Utsuho.
>"If you can make a charm to take food that's already been eaten, surely you can come up with something that'll help you obtain food without committing a very bizarre act of theft."
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Post by: Hanzo K. on October 09, 2012, 03:03:02 AM
>Sakuya - "And another thing, you could easily just cordon off the lake for a short time with those barriers you're so proud of."
>Fistpalm. "Ah, perhaps you could even make a business out of that, cordoning off the lake so others can fish there without incident."

>Flandre - "Heehee~! Wanna come with us? We're gonna find that Youkai who's makin' gensokyo go all weird and beat 'er up~!"
>Ooh! Maybe that box has a new outfit for Marisa too! We'll have to ask Sakuya to take it out soon.

>Okuu - "Man...I almost lost you there little eggy...Down the hatch!"
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Post by: LaserTurtle on October 09, 2012, 11:09:21 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya: Better stop this now. Stop time and take the egg from Reimu, then give it back to Utsuho.
>"If you can make a charm to take food that's already been eaten, surely you can come up with something that'll help you obtain food without committing a very bizarre act of theft."
>"But I like experimenting with charms! Besides, with Yukari's random visits, I can't use my 'luck in finding food' charm without her gapping all of it away."
>Sakuya - "And another thing, you could easily just cordon off the lake for a short time with those barriers you're so proud of."
>Fistpalm. "Ah, perhaps you could even make a business out of that, cordoning off the lake so others can fish there without incident."
>"Yeah, but then I have to maintain the barrier constantly. I can't fish while I do that, and nobody visits my shrine enough to start a business. I blame all you incident people for that, by the way."
>Come to think of it, what happened to the oni living at the shrine? You ask Reimu about it.
>"Oh, shoot. I must have forgotten to protect Suika from the Master Spark barrage," Reimu realizes. She shrugs. "I'm sure she's fine, wherever she is."
>Reimu somehow manages to be more impossible to reason with than Marisa. You're getting nowhere trying to convince her to do work.
>_

Utsuho:
>Utsuho: "Give me that back!"
>You make a grab for the egg, but Sakuya takes it using her time-stopping powers. Have you mentioned how cool it is that Sakuya can stop time?
>She gives it to you. Yay!
>Okuu - "Man...I almost lost you there little eggy...Down the hatch!"
>You eat it. It tastes just as delicious as the first time.
>Whatever everyone else is doing doesn't matter. You have your egg and all is right with the world!
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Heehee~! Wanna come with us? We're gonna find that Youkai who's makin' gensokyo go all weird and beat 'er up~!"
>Ooh! Maybe that box has a new outfit for Marisa too! We'll have to ask Sakuya to take it out soon.
>"Another incident? Count me in!" Marisa seems excited by this news. "Nice outfit, by the way. Where'd you get it?"
>You drag Marisa to Sakuya. "Sakuya has this huge box of outfits! There's everything in there!"
>Sakuya overhears you and hands you the box of clothes, which you give to Marisa.
>Marisa... hops inside the box? When she climbs back out, she's wearing this (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=891229).
>That is one cool outfit.
>"Wow, you weren't kidding when you said there was everything in it! Anyway, outfits aside, what am I supposed to do with all these chibis?"
>"Put them on patrol," Reimu suggests, "Or use them in spellcards. Either one works. They can do pretty much anything you can."
>Marisa grins. "Nice. I'll have to remember that. So, are we going to head out to find this youkai?"
>_
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Post by: Hanzo K. on October 09, 2012, 11:38:38 AM
>Flandre - "Heehee~! Yup~! I don't get it though, she can't be that strong if she ran off after Starbow Break...Even you and Reimu could beat that card real easy!
>Sigh. "She's got the power of all that quantum stuff that makes Gensokyo so weird, but she's not using it right! She should...Uh, I dunno, make herself a bouncy hut thingy! I read about those in some of Patchy's books y'know!"

>Okuu - Eggy-egg~ "Hm-hm-hm~♪ Eggy~♪"

>Sakuya - "Well, you could put flyers out at the village I suppose. And perhaps instead of paying you, they leave one fish of their catch with you. That way others can fish safely, and you only need to maintain a barrier for the scheduled fishing times."
>Sigh. We'll get a headache at this rate. "At any rate, perhaps you should find yourself a new outfit in that box before we leave to resolve things. I've refrained from doing so simply because this outfit is more efficient."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 10, 2012, 01:12:11 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, you could put flyers out at the village I suppose. And perhaps instead of paying you, they leave one fish of their catch with you. That way others can fish safely, and you only need to maintain a barrier for the scheduled fishing times."
>Sigh. We'll get a headache at this rate. "At any rate, perhaps you should find yourself a new outfit in that box before we leave to resolve things. I've refrained from doing so simply because this outfit is more efficient."
>"And leave the shrine open for another incident to destroy it? No, thanks. Anyway, I like my outfit as it is. It's practically my signature look."
>Reimu gets up, and ready to go. What destination do you have in mind?
>_

Ustuho:
>Okuu - Eggy-egg~ "Hm-hm-hm~♪ Eggy~♪"
>Eggs are so good, you used to think that only nuclear fusion could make them better.
>Then it turned out that some electromagnetic waves make eggs explode. You had to clean stains off the walls for weeks.
>Now you think that eggs don't need any nuclear fusion to be great.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Heehee~! Yup~! I don't get it though, she can't be that strong if she ran off after Starbow Break...Even you and Reimu could beat that card real easy!
>Sigh. "She's got the power of all that quantum stuff that makes Gensokyo so weird, but she's not using it right! She should...Uh, I dunno, make herself a bouncy hut thingy! I read about those in some of Patchy's books y'know!"
>"Yeah, but we're probably better than most youkai under the spellcard rules," Marisa says. "Wait, Patchy has books on bouncy huts? That's going to be the next one to take!"
>Back in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli has the sudden urge to get all of the use that she can out of her book concerning magical bouncy hut spells.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 10, 2012, 01:16:44 AM
>Sakuya: "Reimu, if you can make a charm to take and restore food that has already been eaten, surely you can come up with a charm to steal back stolen food. Surely that would be easier then un-digesting it. Or you could just make an anti-gap charm."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 10, 2012, 02:10:10 AM
>Flandre - "Whee!"
>...Maybe we oughta find another new outfit again! ...Nah, we'll wait until we get Big Sis to come along~!
>"Yeah, don't drink any chibi blood, even I think that's a crazy idea~!"

>Okuu - "And all is right with the world~"
>Well, we're happy, so let's stick with the others~

>Sakuya - "First, we should check the usual suspects that aren't the Mansion. Which would mean the Netherworld, the Youkai Mountain, and that Temple near the village. We've already visited Eientei earlier due to...'complications' involving mushrooms and chibi blood."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 10, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya: "Reimu, if you can make a charm to take and restore food that has already been eaten, surely you can come up with a charm to steal back stolen food. Surely that would be easier then un-digesting it. Or you could just make an anti-gap charm."
>"But then Yukari's going to mess with the boundaries of 'gap' and 'opening' or something else that's stupid and still works," Reimu grumbles. "Believe me. I've tried."
>Sakuya - "First, we should check the usual suspects that aren't the Mansion. Which would mean the Netherworld, the Youkai Mountain, and that Temple near the village. We've already visited Eientei earlier due to...'complications' involving mushrooms and chibi blood."
>"I remember that. I was there, remember?" Reimu adjusts her ribbon. "Anyway, let's go to Youkai Mountain." She takes off, and the Chibi Reimus fly off after her.
>...How is Reimu so fast when she never seems to go at anything faster than the flying equivalent of jogging? You fly off after her, and everyone else follows suit.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Whee!"
>...Maybe we oughta find another new outfit again! ...Nah, we'll wait until we get Big Sis to come along~!
>"Yeah, don't drink any chibi blood, even I think that's a crazy idea~!"
>Yelling "whee" whenever you have the urge to is a great idea.
>Of course, considering all the crazy stuff that's happened around the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Remilia is likely stuck inside and unable to get out and explore with you. It's a shame, really. Exploring is fun!
>"I'm not a vampire," Marisa says, "but I'll keep that in mind, anyway."
>She flies off after Sakuya, and you fly off after her.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "And all is right with the world~"
>Well, we're happy, so let's stick with the others~
>You fly off after the others with your egg securely in your stomach again. Yes. Everything is right in the world.
>Or not. What is a giant tower doing in the way and why does all the wind blow you towards the ground at its entrance?
>You all crash next to the door of the tower. You land on the ground, Flandre lands on top of you, Marisa on her, Sakuya next to you guys (still being composed and elegant), and the Chibi Marisas on top of everyone else.
>Reimu floats down with her chibis after everyone else, sighing. "Looks like there's a change of plans. Shall we go inside?"
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 10, 2012, 10:30:13 AM
>Sakuya - Sigh as well. "Seems there's nothing for it."
>Smile in that typical menacingly serial killer-ish way that we sometimes do when prospected with dishing out punishments. "We'll just have to punish her extra hard for this."

>Flandre - "Oh boy! When Sakuya smiles like that, there's gonna be a lotta ouch coming!"
>This is gonna be great! Even Sakuya's on board now!

>Okuu - "Oww....somebody get the model number of that cruise missile...?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 10, 2012, 10:45:01 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Sigh as well. "Seems there's nothing for it."
>Smile in that typical menacingly serial killer-ish way that we sometimes do when prospected with dishing out punishments. "We'll just have to punish her extra hard for this."
>Reimu raises an eyebrow. "Have I ever mentioned how creepy you can be sometimes?"
>Of course, when you enter the tower, Nitori is setting up another shop.
>You could take a look at what she has to offer. You've still got 12,500 G.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Oh boy! When Sakuya smiles like that, there's gonna be a lotta ouch coming!"
>This is gonna be great! Even Sakuya's on board now!
>Marisa laughs nervously. "I sure wouldn't like to be that quantum geography youkai right now."
>The youkai in question sneezes, then goes back to generating death traps in the tower.
>Sakuya is in a hurry a lot for someone who can manipulate time. She's already inside the tower!
>There's a Nitori shop and stairs to the next floor.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Oww....somebody get the model number of that cruise missile...?"
>Reimu grabs you by the shirt collar and drags you through the door. "There was no cruise missile. now hurry up and get in the tower. Everyone else has already entered."
>Hey, it's Nitori again! Hi Nitori! What is she doing here?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 10, 2012, 11:02:23 PM
>Sakuya - We may as well check it this time. But we'll go back to our usual expression.
>"Ah, you seem to be everywhere the Quantum Geography acts up. Strange, isn't it?"

>Flandre - Wow...Big tower! "Oh hey, Nitori's here too! She always shows up in places like this, I wonder why?"

>Okuu - "Oh, hi! Got anymore boiled eggs?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 11, 2012, 02:56:22 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - We may as well check it this time. But we'll go back to our usual expression.
>"Ah, you seem to be everywhere the Quantum Geography acts up. Strange, isn't it?"
>Nitori smiles. "It's a talent. Besides, here I can sell my more expensive things!"
>Speaking of selling things, what exactly does she have now?
>Barrel of Bragging Rights - 10,000 G
>Normal Orbs - 300 G each
>Vanilla-Frosted Plot Flakes - 5,000 G
>Instant Medicine Kit (Just add water!) - 1,000 G
>Fresh Water - 50 G each
>Cream-scented Optical Camouflage - 3,000 G
>Train Redirection in a Bottle - 500 G each
> Psychedelic Snowballs - 100 G each
>Decoy in a Can - 500 G each
>...
>Nitori's inventions are getting more and more bizarre. And expensive.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Wow...Big tower! "Oh hey, Nitori's here too! She always shows up in places like this, I wonder why?"
>Nitori winks. "It's a secret."
>How do you bottle a train redirection?
>Marisa whistles with amazement. "Seriously, Nitori, how do you even make these things?"
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Oh, hi! Got anymore boiled eggs?"
>Nitori shakes her head. "No, but you can sell back your insurance and I'll pay you in boiled eggs."
>Tempting, but you think you might still need the control rod insurance.
>What do Plot Flakes do, and why are they advertised as part of a complete breakfast?
>Reimu stares at the Decoy-in-a-cans. "Do these come in mint-fresh?"
>_
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Post by: Hanzo K. on October 11, 2012, 03:04:09 AM
>Sakuya - "Because this is the final dungeon I assume? This just means we're close to resolving things."
>Let's examine the Plot Flakes, since Utsuho seems to be bemused by them. We'll look into the Bottled Train Redirection as well.

>Flandre - "Wow...Hey, have you ever made anything that soft and fluffy, but completely indestructible? I kinda break a lot of my toys...Oh! But I don't try to! It just happens.."
>It's not our fault people keep making toys that break too easily, they should use better stuff to make 'em!

>Okuu - "Ooooh...I do want eggs, but I kinda need the insurance too......"
>...Fnzaah! On the one hand, we won't have to worry about our control rod. But on the other hand, delicious, delicious eggs....
>Proceed to stare blankly like we just had a minor brainfreeze. Because, y'know, we kinda did.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 11, 2012, 11:17:49 PM
>Sakuya - "Because this is the final dungeon I assume? This just means we're close to resolving things."
>Let's examine the Plot Flakes, since Utsuho seems to be bemused by them. We'll look into the Bottled Train Redirection as well.
>Nitori nods. "Wrong genre, but same idea. Just climb to the top. You going to buy anything?"
>The Plot Flakes has small print on the side.
Side effects may include: Timeskips, unexplained injuries or tiredness, missed exposition, utter confusion at what is going on, and unpreparedness for the future.
>...You think that you should stay away from those.
>Though Nitori has a point. You should buy something that could be helpful in the fight against that youkai.
>The Bottled Train Redirection's advertising point is "Don't let Yukari catch you off guard! Works on anything that moves on rails!"
>You think that trains could be part of that youkai's jurisdiction. "Geography" is a bit of a general term, anyway.
>The quantum geography youkai sneezes again. She feels like she might have allergies.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Wow...Hey, have you ever made anything that soft and fluffy, but completely indestructible? I kinda break a lot of my toys...Oh! But I don't try to! It just happens.."
>It's not our fault people keep making toys that break too easily, they should use better stuff to make 'em!
>Nitori shakes her head. "If we make something, it is something that has a form and can be broken. You'd have to get into theoretical quantum stuff to make something that doesn't break."
>Maybe you shouldn't kill that youkai if she can really make toys that you won't be able to break. Good toys are hard to come by, after all.
>Reimu is still examining the Decoy-in-a-Can. "Can I just try it out?"
>"Sorry, Reimu. It's one use only." Nitori explains.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Ooooh...I do want eggs, but I kinda need the insurance too......"
>...Fnzaah! On the one hand, we won't have to worry about our control rod. But on the other hand, delicious, delicious eggs....
>Proceed to stare blankly like we just had a minor brainfreeze. Because, y'know, we kinda did.
>UTSUHO.TH has stopped working. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
>End Now
>Cancel

>Marisa waves her hand in from of your face. "Uh, guys? I think Utsuho's broken."
>Restarting...
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 12, 2012, 02:57:49 AM
>Sakuya - Let's buy 5 Bottled Train Redirections.
>Sigh. "Simple-minded girl, isn't she? It's probably some sort of egg-related conundrum."

>Flandre - "Quantum stuff huh? That gives me an idea~!"
>Okuu's gone funny? Ooh, maybe it's that Quantum thingy's fault!
>....Or maybe she's just thinking too hard? That happens to us too sometimes.

>Okuu - Yeah, let's take a moment to pull back together.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 12, 2012, 10:19:32 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Let's buy 5 Bottled Train Redirections.
>Sigh. "Simple-minded girl, isn't she? It's probably some sort of egg-related conundrum."
>You now have 11,000 G and 5 Train Redirections. You still have no idea how it's supposed to work, but Nitori wouldn't sell something that didn't work, so you know it works somehow.
>Reimu shrugs."In her defense, she can calculate things fast and accurately if it involves nuclear physics." She buys the Instant Medical Kit.
>Utsuho is just standing still. At least she's blinking.
>Looking at the prices again, you notice that Nitori is selling fresh water for 50 G. You have no idea how much one unit of fresh water, and there doesn't seem to be anything resembling fresh water containers on display. Huh?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Quantum stuff huh? That gives me an idea~!"
>Okuu's gone funny? Ooh, maybe it's that Quantum thingy's fault!
>....Or maybe she's just thinking too hard? That happens to us too sometimes.
>Marisa looks at you nervously. "Just don't break anything important with that idea of yours."
>You notice she pockets some Decoy-in-a-Cans, and Nitori glares at her. Marisa gives in and pulls out a wallet. "Fine, I'll pay."
>That quantum youkai's struck again, without you even noticing! She is one formidable foe!
>...wait, Utsuho just might be a little dizzy. That's probably it.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Yeah, let's take a moment to pull back together.
>LOG IN
>USERNAME: UtsuhoR
>PASSWORD: ***********
>Welcome, UtsuhoR...
>Huh? What did you miss?
>Not much, apparently. Nobody seems to have done anything important, but you guys must have bought some stuff.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - ERROR: Witty Subtitle Generator has broken
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 12, 2012, 10:39:30 AM
>Sakuya - We may as well grab 7 things of water. Have to keep hydrated after all. The 6th is in case we have to use the Instant Medkit, and the 7th will be for making some tea later.
>"Well, at least she seems to have recovered. We should be careful about any traps we find in here, that Youkai seems to be quite fond of making deathtraps."

>Flandre - "Yeah! I'm gonna give her some real fun next time! I'll use Ripples next! Nyahahaha~!"
>Ooh! Looks like Sakuya's planning to make tea later? Maybe we can make that special tea we thought of earlier!
>"Hey Nitori, you got something I can carry powder or something in?"

>Okuu - ...What's she gonna do, mess around with water?
>...No, that doesn't sound right....Maybe it's a spellcard?
>..Agh! We can't freeze up again! We've gotta help everyone get to the top!
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Post by: LaserTurtle on October 12, 2012, 10:43:59 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - We may as well grab 7 things of water. Have to keep hydrated after all. The 6th is in case we have to use the Instant Medkit, and the 7th will be for making some tea later.
>"Well, at least she seems to have recovered. We should be careful about any traps we find in here, that Youkai seems to be quite fond of making deathtraps."
>You now 10,650 G and 7 ...things of water. How did Nitori access your inventory and why is everyone breaking into it?
>"I do not make that many deathtraps! Besides, you guys never even go through them! Cheaters."
>You turn around and see a youkai with brown hair yelling at you from a service elevator. Must be the quantum geography youkai. When was there a service elevator?
>She's actually getting other physical features. Is that good or bad?
>The elevator closes.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Yeah! I'm gonna give her some real fun next time! I'll use Ripples next! Nyahahaha~!"
>Ooh! Looks like Sakuya's planning to make tea later? Maybe we can make that special tea we thought of earlier!
>"Hey Nitori, you got something I can carry powder or something in?"
>"Sorry," Nitori apologizes, "If it's not on the price list, I don't have it with me."
>The quantum geography youkai is yelling at Sakuya from the service elevator. Wait, what?
>The elevator closes. That youkai is sneaky! When you break open the elevator, all you see is a solid wall.
>Stupid quantum geography.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - ...What's she gonna do, mess around with water?
>...No, that doesn't sound right....Maybe it's a spellcard?
>..Agh! We can't freeze up again! We've gotta help everyone get to the top!
>Flandre's spellcards may be cool, but they've got the strangest names.
>Huh? Who's yelling at you guys?
>Oh, it's just her. What's the brown-haired quantum geography youkai doing here?
>Dangit! She escaped already! She's taunting you guys, you're sure of that.
>Reimu is asking Sakuya something. "Is that the youkai we're after?"
>Sakuya sighs. "Yup. That's her."
>Marisa scratches her head. "Come to think of it, she doesn't really have any outstanding features except for the brown hair. I can't even remember anything else about her hair besides its color."
>Quantum stuff is just trouble for everyone.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 12, 2012, 11:18:32 PM
>Sakuya - More features means she's easier to identify. And thus, easier to defeat.
>"Last time, she didn't even have that really. I suppose the more we confront her, the more defined she becomes."

>Flandre - "....Ah, Marisa, you got something I can hold powder in? I got something I wanna try later! If it works, I think you'll like it~!"

>Okuu - Is she going on about that cat-thing from earlier still? At least she's found something neat to dedicate herself to!
>....Wonder how we'd look with cat ears...Or how Orin would look with awesome wings like ours!
>"Wooooow.....That'd look so awesome....."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 13, 2012, 02:36:32 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - More features means she's easier to identify. And thus, easier to defeat.
>"Last time, she didn't even have that really. I suppose the more we confront her, the more defined she becomes."
>Reimu searches her clothes and pulls out another mind-reading charm before throwing it away. "You sound like a professional mercenary right now."
>Marisa is considering what you actually said. "Well, youkai are supposed to be shaped by belief, according to Kourin."
>Back at the nearly-completely-repaired Kourindou, Marisa's multitude of Master Sparks graze the roof of the shop, disintegrating half of the roof. Rinnosuke groans.
>Standing around isn't going to get you anywhere. Do you have anything else you would like to purchase, or is it time to ascend the tower?
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "....Ah, Marisa, you got something I can hold powder in? I got something I wanna try later! If it works, I think you'll like it~!"
>Marisa reaches into her hat. "Sure, I've got something right in here somewhere..."
>She pulls out a sleeping Komachi. Huh?
>Marisa is understandably upset. "Komachi, why do you keep on taking naps in my hat so much?"
>Komachi yawns. "Well, maybe if your hat didn't directly mess with space, I wouldn't end up inside of it while trying to travel around Gensokyo!"
>Marisa tosses you an empty cloth bag. "Are you going to leave, Komachi? By the way, Flan, here you go."
>Flandre got a CLOTH BAG! Sakuya put the CLOTH BAG in the KEY ITEMS section!
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Is she going on about that cat-thing from earlier still? At least she's found something neat to dedicate herself to!
>....Wonder how we'd look with cat ears...Or how Orin would look with awesome wings like ours!
>"Wooooow.....That'd look so awesome....."
>You're sure that you wouldn't be able to fit cat ears anywhere. They would, after all, get in the way of your marvelous yellow cowboy hat.
>Orin could use wings, though. Isn't there a spellcard that does something like that?
>Reimu turns to you, ignoring Marisa and Komachi's little argument. "You know, none of us here can read minds. If you're thinking that something's awesome, you could at least have the courtesy to tell us what."
>Traveling with non-mind-reading people is weird. You're used to Satori answering your questions before you even ask them.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 13, 2012, 06:55:06 AM
>Sakuya. "Well, it's merely efficient to think like that. I have a reputation as the Perfect Maid to uphold after all."
>So, Marisa's inventory system is similar to ours, no? Perhaps she could use a few pointers, given how Komachi doesn't get trapped in ours. At the very least, it'll keep her from bothering Patchouli.
>"Well, shall we continue onwards? Be mindful of any deathtraps though." Let's roll! And watch out for traps too.

>Flandre "Coool! This is gonna help out later! I think you'll like what I've got planned~!"
>Pause for a few seconds.
>"Oh! Don't worry though, it doesn't involve me going all crazy and blowing stuff up! ....Yet. That'll probably come before it though~! Gotta beat up that weirdo after all!"
>Oh hey, we're gonna get left behind! We'd better grab Marisa and drag her with too! "Sorry, but we gotta go now Red-Hair Lady! Bye-bye~!"
>...Oh yeah, guess we should be careful of traps too huh? Well, we'll just Kyuu em when they come~!

>Okuu - "....Oh! I was thinking how neat I'd look with Cat Ears too! And maybe how cool Orin would look with Wings!"
>It's a crazy thought, but it's one of our thoughts dammit! It's sure to be awesome!
>...Whoa! We gotta get moving too! Better be careful of those traps though, you'd think they're girls with how they look and all, but apparently they're boys! The world is really weird sometimes.
>...Wait, does this mean that weirdo's really a boy who looks like a girl?! Ow...headache...Gonna have to visit the clinic back home after all this.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 14, 2012, 01:13:00 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya. "Well, it's merely efficient to think like that. I have a reputation as the Perfect Maid to uphold after all."
>So, Marisa's inventory system is similar to ours, no? Perhaps she could use a few pointers, given how Komachi doesn't get trapped in ours. At the very least, it'll keep her from bothering Patchouli.
>"Well, shall we continue onwards? Be mindful of any deathtraps though." Let's roll! And watch out for traps too.
>"Still," Reimu scratches her head nervously, "it makes you sound sorta creepy."
>You're pretty sure that Marisa messes with space to store things. You can't help, because your storage uses your innate power of time manipulation. Your method is complicated, efficient, and completely useless to anyone who can't bend time to their will.
>Marisa nods. "That youkai did sound like it liked the idea of deathtraps."
>Komachi yawns again. "Well, in case one of you ends up in a deathtrap you can't get out of, I'll be waiting."
>You climb up the stairs. You see a blob of liquid silver in from of you, guarding the stairs to the next level.
>A Quicksilver draws near!
>Fight
>Examine
>Flee
>Misc.

>I leave for a couple of updates, and we've already changed franchises. Why does all the interesting stuff happen when I'm not around?

Flandre:
>Flandre "Coool! This is gonna help out later! I think you'll like what I've got planned~!"
>Pause for a few seconds.
>"Oh! Don't worry though, it doesn't involve me going all crazy and blowing stuff up! ....Yet. That'll probably come before it though~! Gotta beat up that weirdo after all!"
>Oh hey, we're gonna get left behind! We'd better grab Marisa and drag her with too! "Sorry, but we gotta go now Red-Hair Lady! Bye-bye~!"
>...Oh yeah, guess we should be careful of traps too huh? Well, we'll just Kyuu em when they come~!
>Marisa laughs nervously. "Sure. Whatever your plan is, it can't be as anything the Moriya Shrine people are planning on a regular basis."
>Kanako sneezes. Why isn't Sanae back with the army of Chibi Sanaes she needs to beat Reimu? That attack was humiliating!
>Sakuya's already halfway up the stairs! You gotta go, and you can't leave Marisa behind!
>The red-haired lady waves to you as you leave. Bye, red-haired lady!
>What is Sakuya fighting? You wanna join in, too!
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "....Oh! I was thinking how neat I'd look with Cat Ears too! And maybe how cool Orin would look with Wings!"
>It's a crazy thought, but it's one of our thoughts dammit! It's sure to be awesome!
>...Whoa! We gotta get moving too! Better be careful of those traps though, you'd think they're girls with how they look and all, but apparently they're boys! The world is really weird sometimes.
>...Wait, does this mean that weirdo's really a boy who looks like a girl?! Ow...headache...Gonna have to visit the clinic back home after all this.
>Reimu shrugs. "I guess I shouldn't judge people by their thoughts. Cats with wings would look weird, I think."
>She grabs you by the shirt collar again. "We better catch up to the others. Stop thinking about whatever you're thinking about before it fries your brain."
>Why does Reimu drag you around so much? Oh, hey. Sakuya and the others have encountered something.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 14, 2012, 02:26:57 PM
>Sakuya - "Well, this is something else. It looks like I might not be able to do any significant damage."
>Let's keep on guard, and get ready to timestop it if things look like they're gonna go-
>...She just went all out on it.

>Flandre - "Whee! I'll smash it up! Let's go, Laevateinn~!"
>Let's paste it in one go with Laevateinn!

>Okuu - Whoa...She's AWESOME! A giant sword made of energy? Badass!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 15, 2012, 01:04:05 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, this is something else. It looks like I might not be able to do any significant damage."
>Let's keep on guard, and get ready to timestop it if things look like they're gonna go-
>...She just went all out on it.
>Well, Flandre's one way to solve things.
>You're pretty sure that's not how the youkai planned things to go.
>A yell from the service elevator confirms it. Well, looks like you're done here. On to the next floor?
>Marisa scratches her head. "That youkai really needs some advice on how to build deathtraps. She should talk to Patchouli. I know from experience that the library is full of them."
>Back at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli is drawing up blueprints for a massive Anti-Marisa library protection system until a flaming Chibi Koakuma, that was the victim of a Chibi Patchouli's wayward spell, sets the entire thing on fire.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Whee! I'll smash it up! Let's go, Laevateinn~!"
>Let's paste it in one go with Laevateinn!
>The glob of mercury splatters everywhere and melts into the ground causing mercury poisoning to the entire Human Village except for that didn't happen because Keine was prepared this time.
>"Stop cheating!"
>You see a vermilion-eyed youkai with brown hair yell at you from the service elevator before ascending out of sight.
>Vermilion is a weird eye color. Then again, there's weird hair colors all over Gensokyo, so a normal hair color would probably be balanced out by a weird eye color.
>On the next floor, you're standing in from of a fragile walkway above a bottomless pit.
>...How did she manage to fit a bottomless pit in a single tower floor?
>Stupid quantum geography.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Whoa...She's AWESOME! A giant sword made of energy? Badass!
>You're left staring at the neat slice in the wall that the giant sword left.
>Reimu grabs you by the collar again. "Honestly, try and keep up. I'm getting tired of reminding you."
>The next floor is above a bottomless pit, with a narrow glass walkway leading to the stairs across the room, which is way too big to be logically able to be fitted into the tower.
>"Man, Komachi would have a field day with this," Marisa laughs.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 15, 2012, 02:58:47 AM
>Sakuya: "I'm not sure what she hoped to accomplish with this."
>Fly across. Stay above the walkway in case we have to land for some reason.

>If we make it across:
>"Do what I just did."
>Flandre: "Okay!"
>Do what Sakuya did.
>Utsuho: Follow Flandre across.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: capt. h on October 15, 2012, 03:17:24 AM
> Find something to drop into pit.

> Listen for sound of it landing.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 15, 2012, 11:04:34 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya: "I'm not sure what she hoped to accomplish with this."
>Fly across. Stay above the walkway in case we have to land for some reason.

>If we make it across:
>"Do what I just did."
>You reach the other side easily, and the others follow you.
>The service elevator opens again.
>"Huh. That one seemed better in my head," a youkai with straight hair that reaches her shoulders remarks.
>Before you have time to react, she's gone already.
>The next time you see her, you're going to stop time before she can do that and start putting knives in that annoying little-
>Wait, Reimu is leading the group up the stairs. You should keep up.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre: "Okay!"
>Do what Sakuya did.
>Wheeeeeee! Flying is so fun!
>It actually is. Gensokyo's pretty cool like that.
>of course, you probably have more important things to do than float around and marvel the miracle of flight. On to the next floor!
>It is full of giant wooden boxes. You recognize this! Patchouli used to use this as an Anti-Marisa security system! Man, it was so confusing trying to navigate the library, then.
>There's also a message from the quantum youkai.
Hah! Box-pushing puzzles! Something you can't brute-force your way out of! Not as deadly as I would've liked, but at least this one'll work.
>You're starting to think that the quantum geography youkai is slightly insane.
>Wait, she also left something in small print.
Also, I am totally sane and you can't prove otherwise.
>Huh.
>_

Utsuho:
>Utsuho: Follow Flandre across.
>All these rooms are so easy! This is sorta fun!
>Blah blah quantum youkai yelling at you guys blah blah. Nothing important to see here.
>Say, you're wondering something...
> Find something to drop into pit.

> Listen for sound of it landing.
>You find a shiny blue rock on the ground and drop it into the pit.
>You're listening for the sound of something landing when someone grabs you by the shirt collar. Hey!
>Well, at least it's Marisa this time.
>Why did she suddenly stop? Is she rummaging around her hat for something?
>Marisa pulls out the shiny blue rock from her hat. "What is this, and how did it get in there?"
>Huh.
>Well, best not dwell on it. Up the stairs to the next floor!
>Which is full of giant sturdy wooden boxes. These floors are getting more and more bizarre.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: capt. h on October 15, 2012, 01:49:34 PM
> Sakuya - Win at box-pushing puzzles.

> Utsuho and Flandre - Brute-force way through box-pushing puzzles.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 15, 2012, 04:01:02 PM
>Flandre: Kyuu our way throughthrough the boxes.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 15, 2012, 10:48:59 PM
Sakuya:
> Sakuya - Win at box-pushing puzzles.
>You have to admit, that youkai is brilliant at making puzzles.
>After several minutes of pushing boxes around, you've reached the end, but also reset the puzzle at the same time, so that everyone else has to solve the puzzle anyzzway.
>You have a feeling that you might be waiting for a long, long time.
>Reimu floats back into reality next to you, bypassing the puzzle completely. Of course. You glare at her disapprovingly.
>"What? Don't glare at me like that! You get to cheat at practically everything else!"
>She does have a point. Time manipulation is handy for almost everything.
>"Bet you that birdbrain's going to blast her way through it," Reimu remarks.
>"Maids should not have gambling addictions."
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre: Kyuu our way throughthrough the boxes.
> Utsuho and Flandre - Brute-force way through box-pushing puzzles.
>Puzzles aren't as fun as destroying things! Kyuu~
>Huh. That box turned into a giant wooden elephant. You should try that again. Kyuu~
>...A giant teddy bear? Now you know that quantum geography is interfering.
>You're going to need help getting through this. "Utsuho!"

Utsuho:
> Utsuho and Flandre - Brute-force way through box-pushing puzzles.
>"Utsuho!"
>"Yeah, Flandre?"
>"You should just laser your way through this."
>Hey, that's a good idea. Why is Marisa running for cover?
>You charge your laser, and unleash the power of nuclear fusion through rows and rows of boxes. Take that, box-pushing puzzles!
>Flandre and Marisa follow you as you stride confidently through the wreckage.
>Reimu raises an eyebrow at Sakuya. "If you took the bet, I would've won it."
>Sakua nods. "Precisely why I didn't take it."
>Yup, right on cue. The elevator opens and a youkai wearing a dress that seems to be a current map of Gensokyo yells at you. "If I could take away your stupid nuclear fusion powers, I would! Stupid omnidestructional lasers..."
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 15, 2012, 10:55:07 PM
>Sakuya: Timestop and grab her, then resume time.
>"Reimu, I don't suppose you have a charm to rstrain her, do you?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 15, 2012, 10:56:49 PM
>Okuu - "You should learn how to use them too then! They're fun!"
>They really are fun. Why don't more people use them aside from Marisa and us?

>Sakuya - ...She just gave that girl an idea, didn't she?
>"Here's a tip, Gensokyo is filled with people who can cheat like this, so you should be thankful it was just we five. If any of the stronger individuals were to get involved, you would likely have already been beaten by now."
>Particularly if it was Youmu, she just would have kept cutting her way through things until she made it to the top. Girl's dedicated to her art like that. We have to respect her for that.

>Flandre "Giant lasers that can destroy anything? I should figure that out too!"
>Surely nothing bad can come of us learning how to use a giant destroyeverything laser!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 16, 2012, 12:39:36 AM
My personal congratulations to GuyYouMetOnline, who posted the forum post with the identification number of 900000, a rather large and round number if you count things in base 10.

Sakuya:
>Sakuya: Timestop and grab her, then resume time.
>"Reimu, I don't suppose you have a charm to rstrain her, do you?"
>"Cheater!" The now almost-completely-defined youkai is struggling against your grip. "Foul play! I don't even have a name, yet!"
>"Gimme a sec," Remu mutters, rummaging through her outfit. "I don't have any of your fancy self-organizing storage spaces, so I have to make do with holding things in various pockets."
>She pulls out a sealing charm and sticks it on the youkai, who sags in exhaustion. "There we go."
>"Like... I said... cheating..."

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "You should learn how to use them too then! They're fun!"
>They really are fun. Why don't more people use them aside from Marisa and us?
>Sakuya turns to you. "There's a reason for that. Nobody else is insane enough to use them."
>"I resent that!" Marisa pipes up. "Besides, you should see Yuuka's!"
>You don't see how your sanity has to do with anything. You're sure that you think you're sane, and that seems to work just fine with Sanae.
>Sanae sneezes, then continues her quest of gathering Chibi Sanaes. It's like herding cats!
>Chen sneezes, then tries to catch some more Chibi Chens. None of them are cooperating!
>Achievement Unlocked! Waste of time: Have a cutaway happen because of a cutaway.
>"So, what are we supposed to do with this youkai, anyway?" you ask.
>_

Sakuya (again):
>Sakuya - ...She just gave that girl an idea, didn't she?
>"Here's a tip, Gensokyo is filled with people who can cheat like this, so you should be thankful it was just we five. If any of the stronger individuals were to get involved, you would likely have already been beaten by now."
>Particularly if it was Youmu, she just would have kept cutting her way through things until she made it to the top. Girl's dedicated to her art like that. We have to respect her for that.
>You really hope that the youkai is too knocked out to actually consider this. There's one thing you don't need more of around Gensokyo, and that's giant lasers that blast through anything and everything. Those are so hard to clean up after.
>"Aren't there... rules... against cheating?" the youkai gasps.
>Reimu nods. "Usually we follow spellcard rules, but you don't seem to be following them, so we don't have to, either."
>Youmu would cut her way up the tower, but at least she would do it floor by floor, and leave a nice clean tower along the way.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre "Giant lasers that can destroy anything? I should figure that out too!"
>Surely nothing bad can come of us learning how to use a giant destroyeverything laser!
>Lasers destroy everything, and your power can destroy everything! It's like double destruction!
>Sakuya shivers.
>Though if you're going to learn anything like that at all, you're going to need Patchy's help. She probably wouldn't teach you.
>Patchouli slams down her book and yells "Of course I won't!" on a whim. Koakuma and all the chibis in the library just stare at her.
>Utsuho has a point, though. You walk up to the weakened youkai. "Well, I do have a punch in the face to give her..."
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 16, 2012, 03:29:44 PM
>Sakuya - Sigh. "I suppose this resolves that little mess for now."
>Hmm...she doesn't have a name yet, come to think of it. "Hmm...Since she has a map-like dress, and her powers are related to the Quantum Geography, perhaps Chiri would suffice as a name. It means Geography after all."

>Flandre - "I like that name! So Chiri, let's see you grit those teeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26OUyVFbYwk&feature=related)~!"
>Time to lay one on her! Ah, but let's hold back, even if she is a Youkai, we could still kill her if we're not careful, and big sis says going all out while punching someone isn't a good thing if you're not using a spellcard!

>Okuu - "Wow....Nice punch!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 16, 2012, 10:49:19 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Sigh. "I suppose this resolves that little mess for now."
>Hmm...she doesn't have a name yet, come to think of it. "Hmm...Since she has a map-like dress, and her powers are related to the Quantum Geography, perhaps Chiri would suffice as a name. It means Geography after all."
>Reimu shrugs. "It's as good a name as any."
>"Don't I get a say in this?" Chiri asks. "Anyway, what's that little girl with the strange wings going to do?"
>You think you'll let Flandre do what she wants for now. Chiri has been causing you a lot of trouble, after all.

Flandre:
>Flandre - "I like that name! So Chiri, let's see you grit those teeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26OUyVFbYwk&feature=related)~!"
>Time to lay one on her! Ah, but let's hold back, even if she is a Youkai, we could still kill her if we're not careful, and big sis says going all out while punching someone isn't a good thing if you're not using a spellcard!
>"Still, I think I should be able to choose my own name, at least... wait, why do I need to grit my teeth?"
>Your punch knocks her into the wall. You think you punched the sealing charm right off Chiri. That's gotta hurt.
>You have achieved your goal of punching the youkai behind it all. Yay!

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Wow....Nice punch!"
>Knocked her straight into the other wall. Neat.
>You can't punch with that bulky control rod of yours, but you can still hit things.
>Of course, Satori doesn't allow you to do that anymore because you kept on breaking your control rod trying to hit things that were either too hard or going too fast.
>Hey, is that a train coming towards you?
>This is bad.
>Thankfully, Sakuya has quicker reflexes than you.

>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and you are rather annoyed at this turn of events.
>Yukari decided that now would be a good time to throw a train at you guys, so you opened the bottled train redirection, hoping that whatever Nitori did, it would work.
>Thankfully it did, although you're still not sure how. The train suddenly curves away from your group, then crashes through the other wall, in the direction of a certain shop.
>Rinnosuke wipes off some sweat. Finally, after practically sadistic amounts of trouble, Kourindou is repaired and open for business again!
>That is, until a train crashes right through it. Well, at least it missed the merchandise.
>Reimu is particularly upset with Yukari. "Yukari, this is not a good time, place, or way to solve your petty grudges!" she yells into the gap.
>Oh, wait. The group was focused on the train, wasn't it?
>That means...
>Yup. Chiri escaped in the chaos. Stupid quantum geography.
>_

>You are Flandre Scarlet, and you are definitely surprised by this turn of events.
>You could've sworn Kogasa was riding that train. She waved at you, or at least you thought she did.
>Marisa is shocked. "What did you do to irritate the gap youkai so much?"
>Come to think of it, has she even finished repairing her house? Yukari did seem to overreact to your visit. You're sure there wasn't that much damage.
>The train left a sizable hole in the side of the tower. You probably can leave if you want to.
>Wait, where's Chiri? Maybe you shouldn't have punched the sealing charm off of her...
>_

>You are Utsuho Reiuji, and you don't see why Chiri was so against getting named by Sakuya. Chiri's a good name!
>You are also glad that Sakuya knows what to do in any given situation.
>Reimu is upset, Marisa is confused, and Chiri is missing. Wait, what?
>Dangit, Chiri escaped somehow. Well, at least she didn't fix the giant hole in the wall of the tower. You think that you've had enough of arbitrary tower puzzles to last for the rest of your life.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 16, 2012, 11:00:50 PM
>Sakuya - Sigh. "Well, off to find her again I suppose? Perhaps the mansion is finally back to a form of normal. We should adjourn there for tea, and don't worry about paying this time around, I'll waive the fees for two reasons. #1, you're helping resolve things. And #2, this little matter isn't resolved yet."
>Inventory

>Flandre - "D'awww....she got away!"
>Brighten up a bit. "At least I got to punch her~!"
>....Maybe we should look into giant drills! That's sure to be something awesome!
>"Tea? I think I can try out that idea then! Sakuya, do we still have that other Leaf Stone from earlier?"

>Okuu - Leaf Stone? What's wings here going on about? Something about leaf stones and tea?
>Controlrodpalm. "I got it! It's a rock that makes tea!"
>Beat.
>"No...that doesn't sound right...Maybe it's really old tea that turned into a rock...? No...that doesn't sound right either..."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 17, 2012, 03:06:56 AM
>Utsuho: "Wait, we can't have tea before we get her back!"
>Exit through the hole, fly to the top of the tower, blast another hole and fly back in.
>Flandre: "Yeah! Even though I got to punch her, we can't let her get away!"
>Follow!
>Sakuya; Sigh.
>"Well, we'd best go after them."
>Follow those two.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 17, 2012, 03:46:13 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Sigh. "Well, off to find her again I suppose? Perhaps the mansion is finally back to a form of normal. We should adjourn there for tea, and don't worry about paying this time around, I'll waive the fees for two reasons. #1, you're helping resolve things. And #2, this little matter isn't resolved yet."
>Inventory
>"Sweet! Free tea!" Reimu cheers. "Woo!"
>"Do I get a complimentary book from the library?" asks Marisa.
>Maybe you shouldn't bring those two along. What do you have in your inventory?
>Your near-infinite pile of maid uniforms
>Shiny Stone (Red)
>Shiny Stone (White)
>Shiny Stone (Yellow)
>Shiny Stone (Green)
>17 stale half-eaten cookies
>An empty bottle
>various multicolored crystals
>Box o' Clothes
>4 Normal Orbs
>You were sure that you had Easy Orbs, but those seem to have disappeared to some random point in time.
>Earlier in the adventure, Nitori notices she has more Easy Orbs than she bought. She shrugs. Extra ones couldn't hurt; after all, she has a lot of work to do if she wants to improve on them!
>Your current Touhoumon are:
>Chibi Rumia
>Chibi Meiling
>Chibi NekoFlandre
>Chibi Sakuya
>Chibi Remilia
>Chibi Satori
>Chibi Ustuho
>And me, Chibi Koishi!
>...You really should get around to cleaning out your inventory soon.

>Flandre - "D'awww....she got away!"
>Brighten up a bit. "At least I got to punch her~!"
>....Maybe we should look into giant drills! That's sure to be something awesome!
>"Tea? I think I can try out that idea then! Sakuya, do we still have that other Leaf Stone from earlier?"
>Drills? Nobody uses drills! That's just silly.
>In the skies of Gensokyo, Iku feels offended and doesn't even know why.
>Sakuya's looking through her inventory. "Yup. We've got one right here. You don't really think you'd be able to make tea from this, do you?"
>Rocks don't really make good tea, actually. You've tried. Then again, this is a MAGIC rock!

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Leaf Stone? What's wings here going on about? Something about leaf stones and tea?
>Controlrodpalm. "I got it! It's a rock that makes tea!"
>Beat.
>"No...that doesn't sound right...Maybe it's really old tea that turned into a rock...? No...that doesn't sound right either..."
>Marisa shrugs. "That's what I think, too. Rock tea doesn't make sense no matter how you spin it."
>Utsuho: "Wait, we can't have tea before we get her back!"
>Exit through the hole, fly to the top of the tower, blast another hole and fly back in.
>What are you doing? Talking of tea before you've even beaten the perpetrator to a pulp?
>That is not how incidents get solved!
>...well, you've only been involved in one incident, and even then, you were a bad guy, but you're pretty sure that you know how these things work!
>Reimu shrugs. "I wanted tea, but as long as I get it for free, I don't care when I have to get it."
>She flies out the hole. You follow her.
>_

Flandre part 2:
>Flandre: "Yeah! Even though I got to punch her, we can't let her get away!"
>Follow!
>You haven't beaten her in a proper spellcard duel! That needs to be remedied!
>To war! Or something...
>You fly out after Utsuho.
>_

Sakuya redux:
>Sakuya; Sigh.
>"Well, we'd best go after them."
>Follow those two.
>Marisa sighs with you. "This incident is really weird. Nothing's making sense."
>You fly out and Marisa hops on her broomstick. After the loonies (and Reimu)!
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 17, 2012, 05:33:39 AM
>Utsuho: Fly to the top of the tower, blast a hole in the roof, and enter.
>Sakuya/Flandre: Follow her in.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 17, 2012, 09:24:41 AM
Utsuho:
>Utsuho: Fly to the top of the tower, blast a hole in the roof, and enter.
>You fly up to the top of the tower, hoping to break into Chiri's stronghold.
>However, while you're charging your laser, an even bigger laser comes out of nowhere.
>Everyone barely manages to graze it as it destroys a corner of the top floor, leaving a large enough space to enter.
>You and Marisa are both here. Who else uses giant lasers?
>Oh, well. You shouldn't worry about these things. you've gotta attack the enemy when it's least expecting it!
>_

Flandre:
>Sakuya/Flandre: Follow her in.
>Utsuho climbs inside, and you follow her in.
>You were expecting something more than an empty room.
>Chiri was expecting you, though. She wrote something on the wall before going somewhere.
Look, if you cheat your way here: I don't have any deathtraps planned for this floor, so just hang tight until I get back.
-Chiri

>Well, what are you going to do? And why haven't the others entered the building?
>_

Sakuya:
>Sakuya/Flandre: Follow her in.
>Reimu scratches her head. "Who's Yuuka attacking?"
>Marisa shrugs. "Beats me. Sakuya, do you know?"
>You see a familiar figure flying towards you at a reasonably fast speed. "Yes, I do. Hello, Chiri."
>Chiri waves frantically at your group. "Guys, can you help me, just this once?" She looks behind herself every so often. "Oh, no! She's here!"
>She hides behind you as a very irritated Yuuka flies up.
>Yuuka notices Chiri hiding behind you, but pretends not to. "Hey, I'm looking for a troublesome youkai who thought it would be a good idea to make mini versions of me run around my garden."
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 17, 2012, 03:53:58 PM
>Sakuya - "We've already been dealing with her, she's been quite a troublemaker."
>Sigh. "I've noted that the smaller versions of us have almost exactly the same abilities as us, the originals. So I would think that you would welcome having more like-minded sorts around."
>Pause.
>"...They haven't damaged it, have they? Since they have the same capacities are the original, you can put them to work fixing any damages they might have caused. Most everyone else has already done the same with theirs."

>Flandre - Didn't we read about someone like this? She might be fun, but she's kinda scary too.
>"I punched her~!"

>Okuu - Who's this greenie? She seems kinda strong....Kinda scary too.
>But she uses a giant laser too! So she can't be all that bad, right? "Yeah, knocked her clean outta the park!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 17, 2012, 10:56:44 PM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "We've already been dealing with her, she's been quite a troublemaker."
>Sigh. "I've noted that the smaller versions of us have almost exactly the same abilities as us, the originals. So I would think that you would welcome having more like-minded sorts around."
>Pause.
>"...They haven't damaged it, have they? Since they have the same capacities are the original, you can put them to work fixing any damages they might have caused. Most everyone else has already done the same with theirs."
>"Well, It's mainly the principle of the thing. I can't be fine with someone who makes copies of other people at will."
>Chiri mutters from behind you. "I can't even control them, though. They're little copies of the original, so all of them started attacking me right as I created them."
>Yuuka thinks for a moment. "Well, I guess extra help around the garden is nice. I know you're behind Sakuya, little youkai. Come on out; I've decided I won't harm you for now."
>Reimu nods. "This way, I don't have to worry about someone demolishing the shrine while I'm gone." She freezes. "Oh, wait. I didn't tell them Suika is allowed, did I?"
>Back at the Hakurei Shrine, Suika is currently hard at work defending herself from the chibi miko onslaught.
>You realize something. "Hey, Chiri. Why are Chibi Sakuyas so rare?"
>Chiri scratches her head. "They aren't. They should be everywhere."
>Now that the Scarlet Devil Mansion isn't blocked by quantum geography, a storm of Chibi Sakuyas walk through the gate with the intent of cleaning up every inch of the mansion.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - Didn't we read about someone like this? She might be fun, but she's kinda scary too.
>"I punched her~!"
>You remember reading about her in that chronicler's book! She's Yuuka Kazami, right?
>Sakuya also ran into her during that incident where all the flowers were blooming. She told you about Yuuka, too!
>Chiri groans. "Don't remind me about that."
>Yuuka nods at you. "Good job. You're Flandre, right? The crazy little vampire girl?"
>"Hey! I'm not crazy right now!"
>Why does everyone say you're insane? You're only insane about, what, 80% of the time?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - Who's this greenie? She seems kinda strong....Kinda scary too.
>But she uses a giant laser too! So she can't be all that bad, right? "Yeah, knocked her clean outta the park!"
>The green lady smiles in a creepy way. "That sounds wonderful. I wish I was there to see it."
>Marisa laughs nervously. "Hey, it's a meeting of all of us who use giant lasers for combat."
>She looks back at the direction she came from. "Well, it's been nice talking with you, but I have a garden to attend to. I trust you'll deal with little Chiri."
>She flies off, and Chiri yells at her. "I'm not little! I'm normal-sized!"
>Come to think of it, Chiri is taller than Flandre, but she's definitely shorter than Sakuya.
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 17, 2012, 11:23:16 PM
>Sakuya - "Well, you're not much taller than Flandre is, and physically she's still a child."

>Flandre - "Heehee~! Yeah, Sakuya's right~!"
>Fistpalm, then drag Chiri off to a secluded corner. "Hey, I just had an idea. You know a lot about these chibis and stuff, yeah? Well, when I threw one of those Leaf Stones at it, it became a little catgirl version of me! And then, when I tried pressing the other leaf stone to my forehead, I got a cat-ear headband! I wonder if I can do the same?"
>Grin. "I bet I'd be way cuter if I did~!"

>Okuu - "What's she up to..? Well, I'm not a mindreader like Satori-sama, so it's probably nothing I need to worry about~"
>But really, what could she be up to..?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 18, 2012, 03:22:35 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - "Well, you're not much taller than Flandre is, and physically she's still a child."
>Chiri floats upwards to match your height. "I'm tall! See? Same height as you!"
>You sigh. "Flying higher does not mean you're taller."
>Huh. Flandre's pulled her aside. Does the young mistress have something in mind?
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "What's she up to..? Well, I'm not a mindreader like Satori-sama, so it's probably nothing I need to worry about~"
>But really, what could she be up to..?
>Flandre's plans are interesting, but what's even better is when they're a surprise!
>You'll wait patiently, but you really want to know what she's plotting.
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Heehee~! Yeah, Sakuya's right~!"
>Fistpalm, then drag Chiri off to a secluded corner. "Hey, I just had an idea. You know a lot about these chibis and stuff, yeah? Well, when I threw one of those Leaf Stones at it, it became a little catgirl version of me! And then, when I tried pressing the other leaf stone to my forehead, I got a cat-ear headband! I wonder if I can do the same?"
>Grin. "I bet I'd be way cuter if I did~!"
>"You don't have to rub it in..." Chiri mutters.
>You grab Chiri's arm and pull her away.
>"Hey, where are you taking me? Please don't hurt me!"
>Chiri looks relieved as you outline your plan. "Whew. I thought you were going to injure me again. You've got a great punch, you know that?"
>She looks thoughtful. "Well, obviously Leaf Stones aren't going to work on anyone that isn't a chibi, but don't you have a magician where you live? I'm sure she's got all sorts of cat-ear spells."
>Said magician is testing transformation spells on Koakuma. Currently, Koakuma has cat ears and five cat tails.
>Chiri shrugs. "Well, I'm not a good judge of cuteness. Anyway, I'm sorry about the whole trying-to-catch-you-and-your-buddies-in-a-deathtrap thing. Do you have any ideas on how to make it up to all of you?"
>Chiri's pretty nice, but she acts like a child sometimes. At least she's trying to make amends.
You're sure that everyone has something they want that Chiri can make with her quantum geography powers. Hey, if this is the end of the incident, does that mean it's tea time?
>So, what should you tell Chiri?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 18, 2012, 03:49:52 AM
>Utsuho: Did we get chibis of everyone in the palace?
>Flandre: Did we get chibis of everyone at the SDM?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Service Elevator is Out of Order
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 18, 2012, 11:38:17 AM
Utsuho:
>Utsuho: Did we get chibis of everyone in the palace?
>You remember that you haven't caught a Chibi Rin.
>Hey, is that Orin? Hi Orin! Cool, she has a Chibi Rin following her!
>"There you are, Okuu! I've been looking everywhere for you! What were you doing all this time?"
>Boy, do you have a story to tell her!
>_

Flandre:
>Flandre: Did we get chibis of everyone at the SDM?
>You haven't gotten a Chibi Patchouli or Chibi Koakuma yet, but you;re sure those are easy to find.
>Sakuya's talking to herself or something. Maybe Patchouli's contacting her with a spell! Patchy does that sometimes when she wants food without leaving the library.
>_

Sakuya:
Quote from: Auto-Command System v2.0
>Sakuya: Be contacted by Patchouli.
>Sakuya, can you hear me?
>Hey, that sounds like Patchouli. "Yes."
>Great. Koakuma, write this down. The chibis are magically linked to the original. Anyway, Sakuya, why haven't you returned home yet?
>"Well, Flandre wanted to go on an adventure, and she's been good about not going completely crazy. By the way, do you have any Chibi Patchoulis or Koakumas over there? Those are the last of the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew that we need."
>Yeah. It's a good thing that these Chibi Sakuyas have minor control over time and space, otherwise the hallways would be completely filled with chibis. What are you doing, anyway?
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: GuardianTempest on October 18, 2012, 02:42:56 PM
>LaserTurtle: Prepare the laser
>LaserTurtle: Recap and reflect on the wondrous journey so far.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 18, 2012, 04:26:25 PM
>Flandre - "I had a neat idea on how we can surprise big sis! If you can make a fountain of youth like I read about in those storybooks, maybe you can make one that'll make me and big sis older-looking or something! I've kinda figured out she doesn't like how some folks don't take her seriously enough, and I think maybe it's because she looks like a kid."
>Nod in what we think is a wise and sagely manner. "So something like that's sure to make her happy!"

>Okuu - "You won't believe the crazy stuff I've seen with these people! They're fun to hang out with y'know! I even got this neat new outfit from them~!" Big ol' grin.

>Sakuya - "I've been keeping an eye on Flandre, and that Hell-Raven from the underground. As well as dealing with the cause of gensokyo's Quantum Geography acting weirder than normal, in addition to having found the cause of all the Chibis. As it turns out, the one behind the Quantum Geography, and the one behind the Chibis, are one and the same. A youkai of Quantum Geography who we've named Chiri."
>Laugh slightly. "You should have seen what happened when we managed to capture her. I'm certain Flandre will be happy to regale you with it. Oh, but don't worry, she's still very much alive if you intended on studying her any."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Recap Time!
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 18, 2012, 10:44:10 PM
>LaserTurtle: Prepare the laser
>LaserTurtle: Recap and reflect on the wondrous journey so far.
>3 laser-shooting maniacs is enough. Maybe in a different adventure...
Recap? What do you think this is? Homestuck?
I kid, I kid. Alright. So, here's how it all went down.
So, Remilia sent Sakuya out on an errand: Get a computer from Kourindou, and bring it back. Of course, since Flandre overheard it, she meddled with destruction and wrecked every computer in Rinnosuke's shop. She follows Sakuya to the shop anyway.
Ustuho decides she is going to be more competent. Since Satori wanted a computer from Kourindou, Utsuho flew aboveground to get one. After getting lost, she eventually finds Kourindou after Sakuya left, but before Flandre did. She takes Flandre to show off to Satori.
Meanwhile, Sakuya is following Nitori, who apparently had a couple of computers at home. It turns out that Aya took Nitori's computers, so Nitori and Sakuya went to Yukari's house to get some more computers from the outside world. At the same time, Flandre and Ustuho are kicked out by Satori and sent to Yukari's house to get the computer that Satori wanted.
Sakuya and Nitori reach Yukari's house. Yukari tells them where Flandre is, and offers to bring Flandre through a gap. Flandre and Utsuho encounter a Chibi Sakuya, and they subsequently catch it. It's around this time that Yukari tries to take Flandre, so after a brief scuffle, everyone is in the same place. That's when Reimu shows up with an army of Chibi Reimus.
After an extremely one-sided battle during which Flandre breaks Kourindou, everyone is kicked out of Yukari's now-destroyed house into the Forest of Magic. Utsuho eats a hallucinogenic mushroom. When the group reaches the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, they witness a battle between Reimu and Kogasa, with each side backed by hundreds of chibis. Flandre sucks some chibi blood, and learns of its hallucinogenic properties, while a delusional Utsuho shoots Kogasa with a giant laser. Mokou comes out of the bamboo forest, and she and Reimu assist Sakuya in taking the hallucinating Flandre and Utsuho to Eientei, where they receive proper medical help.
This is when quantum shenanigans start to go down. A giant cave blocks the way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Sakuya, Flandre, and Utsuho explore the cave and catch some more chibis before Quantum Geography decides to be a jerk and make Sakuya fall unconscious. Flandre and Utsuho rush her out of the cave, and they decide to go visit Satori.
At some previous time, Yukari dropped some computers on Sakuya, so she gives one to Satori. After having some subconscious tea provided by Koishi, they head out to the Scarlet Devil Mansion again. This time, it's blocked by a trap-filled temple.
Sakuya decides she won't deal with these shenanigans, so she tells Utsuho to blast a hole in the wall Utsuho does, and they meet the youkai behind it all. Flandre beats her up with a spellcard, but the youkai escapes.
The group visits Hakurei Shrine. After another one-sided battle, courtesy of Reimu's Unlimited Chibi Works army of chibis, they recruit Reimu, and Marisa joins the party. Their next destination is Youkai Mountain.
Of course, the quantum geography youkai meddles with their plans, and they end up climbing a tower full of deathtraps, cheating their way up each floor. This time, they catch the youkai and Sakuya names her Chiri.
...And that's pretty much where this adventure is now. This is an abridged recap because I can't remember every detail of the story. Just read this thread for the whole story and all of its strangeness.

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Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 18, 2012, 11:05:33 PM
Flandre:
>Flandre - "I had a neat idea on how we can surprise big sis! If you can make a fountain of youth like I read about in those storybooks, maybe you can make one that'll make me and big sis older-looking or something! I've kinda figured out she doesn't like how some folks don't take her seriously enough, and I think maybe it's because she looks like a kid."
>Nod in what we think is a wise and sagely manner. "So something like that's sure to make her happy!"
>"That sounds good. What does a fountain of youth look like?"
>You think about it. "I dunno, but Patchy probably has a picture of it. We can take you to our home and then you can see what it's like! Also, can you make me some toys? Quantum toys don't break, according to Nitori."
>Chiri nods. "At least I can manage that. When are we going?"
>_

>Sakuya - "I've been keeping an eye on Flandre, and that Hell-Raven from the underground. As well as dealing with the cause of gensokyo's Quantum Geography acting weirder than normal, in addition to having found the cause of all the Chibis. As it turns out, the one behind the Quantum Geography, and the one behind the Chibis, are one and the same. A youkai of Quantum Geography who we've named Chiri."
>Laugh slightly. "You should have seen what happened when we managed to capture her. I'm certain Flandre will be happy to regale you with it. Oh, but don't worry, she's still very much alive if you intended on studying her any."
>It certainly sounds like it would be an interesting story.
>Patchy, let me talk to Sakuya!
>All right, Remi.
>Hey, Sakuya! You got my electric shikigami, right?
>"Of course I do!" You search your inventory again. "It's right where I left it, isn't it?"
>Wait, no it isn't. Nitori must've taken it when she gave you the water. She left a note attached to the Barrel of Bragging Rights.
I wanted a computer, and you had one. I hope you're fine with me taking it. Here's the Barrel of Bragging Rights; that covers the value of the computer, right?
>...
>NITORIIIIIIIII!
>"Actually, the kappa took it. I've got some other interesting things, though."
>Cool! Well, see you when you come home!
>I'm terminating the spell now. You might feel a little strange, just warning you.
>Patchouli ends the spell. She's right. You can smell the taste of haddock, and you think everything was tinted green for a second.
>_

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "You won't believe the crazy stuff I've seen with these people! They're fun to hang out with y'know! I even got this neat new outfit from them~!" Big ol' grin.
>Orin nods. "Uh-huh. Well, I gotta get you back to Satori now."
>Sakuya looks at Orin. "You must be Rin. Utsuho was talking about you. How about you come over to the Scarlet Devil Mansion for some tea? You can bring Satori, if you want."
>Orin considers this. "Well, I like tea. Sure. See you there, I guess."
>She leaves.
>Reimu grins. "Well, I believe this calls for some after-incident tea!"
>Marisa laughs. "This certainly was some incident! C'mon, everyone! Sakuya's hosting!" She flies off, and Reimu follows her.
>Well, you do like tea, even if you don't like it as much as boiled eggs. To the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
>_
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 18, 2012, 11:12:07 PM
>Sakuya - Well, that was certainly interesting.
>"Flandre, Utsuho, let's go."
>Let's take everyone back to the mansion.

>Flandre - "Uh, now I guess!"
>Let's roll!

>Okuu - "Whee! I hope there'll be plenty of boiled eggs too! I love boiled eggs!"
>Let's go!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 19, 2012, 03:05:08 AM
Sakuya:
>Sakuya - Well, that was certainly interesting.
>"Flandre, Utsuho, let's go."
>Let's take everyone back to the mansion.
>This entire day was interesting. You're not even sure how it fit into one day. Really. The sun is setting right now.
>Well, if that's an incident, it can wait until after teatime.
>Off to the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

Flandre:
>Flandre - "Uh, now I guess!"
>Let's roll!
>You proceed to fly in the best way possible: Rolling through the air!
>Hina coughs. It's like someone is almost stealing her habit, but not quite. Ah, well! Back to spinning with the Chibi Hinas!
>Chiri just stares at you, then looks back towards Youkai Mountain, where a tornado seems to be forming.
>She shrugs. This time, she's not responsible. Besides, it doesn't look like it'll reach the Scarlet Devil Mansion, anyway.

Utsuho:
>Okuu - "Whee! I hope there'll be plenty of boiled eggs too! I love boiled eggs!"
>Let's go!
>Sakuya laughs. "Sure. I can whip something up for you."
>Boy, Sakuya's pretty awesome!

That just about wraps it up. I can do the epilogue, or you guys can fool around in the Scarlet Devil Mansion a bit before that. Either one works. Since this is the end-game, you're allowed to command anyone you want to.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 19, 2012, 02:08:24 PM
(I vote we keep foolin' around! I still got a few things left undone after all!)


>Sakuya - Well, now that we've returned, it's time to get to work making the eggs and tea. We should make some of the special sweets for Flandre and the Mistress as well.
>"I shall adjourn to the kitchens to get everything set."

>Flandre - Let's take Chiri with us and go find big sis to drag her off to the Library so we can try out the surprise!
>"I'm gonna go find big sis! Me and Chiri are gonna work on a surprise for her!"

>Okuu - Unyu? "I guess I'll just look around then..?"
>Let's meander around until we find something interesting.

>Remilia - Well, we should go find Flan- Oh, there she is.
>...Why's she dragging us to the Library? Well, Sakuya said she's been behaving herself rather well, so we'll humor her this time.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 20, 2012, 01:39:43 AM
(I vote we keep foolin' around! I still got a few things left undone after all!)
All right. Just tell me when you believe an epilogue is in order, then.


Theoretical Omniscient Spectator:
>Sakuya - Well, now that we've returned, it's time to get to work making the eggs and tea. We should make some of the special sweets for Flandre and the Mistress as well.
>"I shall adjourn to the kitchens to get everything set."
>Sakuya heads off to the kitchen and starts preparing the boiled eggs and tea. She is followed by a line of Chibi Sakuyas, all holding cups, tea leaves, eggs, or other cooking ingredients.
>Reimu sits down at a table in the main hall, and Marisa sits down next to her. They start chatting about nothing in particular.
>Okuu - Unyu? "I guess I'll just look around then..?"
>Let's meander around until we find something interesting.
>Thinking about it, Utsuho realizes that she hasn't actually been in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She is completely lost, partially because the the spatial manipulation that a couple of Chibi Sakuyas are doing out of habit.
>She hears a voice coming from around the corner. "Sheesh. As if getting stuck in Marisa's hat wasn't bad enough, now I'm lost in here. The Yama's going to be furious if she finds out..."
>"Hi, red-haired lady! Are you lost, too?"
>Flandre - Let's take Chiri with us and go find big sis to drag her off to the Library so we can try out the surprise!
>"I'm gonna go find big sis! Me and Chiri are gonna work on a surprise for her!"
>Flandre grabs Chiri by the shirt collar. Well, at least it isn't Utsuho again.
>Remilia - Well, we should go find Flan- Oh, there she is.
>...Why's she dragging us to the Library? Well, Sakuya said she's been behaving herself rather well, so we'll humor her this time.
>Remilia shrugs internally. She's still not sure what exactly happened, but she trusts Sakuya's judgement. Besides, she's looking forward to hearing the story over tea.
>Chiri is choking. "Help..."
>Flandre reaches the Library and kicks open the doors before throwing Chiri into a bookshelf.
>"Why me? I'm not even trying to kill you anymore!"
>Patchouli looks up from her book. "Hello, Flandre. What are you here for?" Did that youkai just say that she was trying to kill Flandre earlier? she thinks to herself.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 20, 2012, 02:40:43 PM
>Flandre - Let's fly over to patch-patch!
>"Patch-patch! Where's the book that had the info on the fountain of youth thingy? I'm gonna have Chiri make one that makes you a little older instead~!"

>Chiri - "Woooourgh...The room's spinning...."

>Okuu - "This place sure is weird, isn't it lady? It's so...big."
>Kinda like our control rod.

>Sakuya - "Alright, tea leaves division over there, cups division over there. Hop to it! Let's get this show on the road girls, the tea and eggs aren't going to cook themselves!"

>Remilia - ...What is she up to...?

>Patchouli - How strange. I wonder if...No, we'll keep it to ourselves. it's nice to see the occasional moment when Remilia doesn't have all the answers for a change.


>Cirno - "Hey guys! Let's go see what's up at that big mansion! Maybe we can play some tricks on 'em!"
>Mystia - "I dunno about that...We could get into some big trouble.."
>Wriggle - "Can't be all that bad, we're Youkai after all."
>Rumia - "I wanna see if they got anything to eat~!"
>Daiyousei - "...Um...Someone has to make sure everyone's okay, so I guess that's me..."
>Team 9 - To the mansion!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 20, 2012, 08:16:54 PM
Camera Mode: Spectator
>Okuu - "This place sure is weird, isn't it lady? It's so...big."
>Kinda like our control rod.
>Utsuho's control rod isn't that big.
>It does expand, though. One time, a fairy jammed it by getting stuck in it.
>Komachi sighs. "Yes. This is a very weird place. My name's Komachi, by the way."
>"Hi, Komachi! Do you have a map or something?"
>A passing Chibi Sakuya overhears this conversation. She gives Komachi a map before running off to help in the kitchen.
>Sakuya - "Alright, tea leaves division over there, cups division over there. Hop to it! Let's get this show on the road girls, the tea and eggs aren't going to cook themselves!"
>Sakuya smiles. These chibis are much more competent than the fairy maids.
>When the sweets are cooked, Sakuya notices that she's one short of a batch.
>The sweets are hot. I burned my tongue!
>It's about this time that Rin comes crashing through a window into the room where Reimu and Marisa are. Satori is cowering inside Rin's wheelbarrow.
>Marisa looks up. "Hi, Rin. How's Satori?"
>Reimu grins. She turns to Marisa. "Pay up."
>Marisa groans. "Shouldn't have taken that bet..."
>Flandre - Let's fly over to patch-patch!
>"Patch-patch! Where's the book that had the info on the fountain of youth thingy? I'm gonna have Chiri make one that makes you a little older instead~!"
>Patchouli calls for her assistant. "Koakuma, go show Flandre the section on the Fountain of Youth. I'm interested to see what she has planned."
>Koakuma nods. "Right this way, Flandre..."
>Chiri - "Woooourgh...The room's spinning...."
>Chiri is dizzy. Very dizzy.
>Flandre grabs her by the arm. "What're you doing? You gotta keep up!"
>"Wait, what? Nononono don't go that faaaaaaaaaaaast..."
>The two speed off towards the "Mythical Objects" section of the library.
>Remilia - ...What is she up to...?
>Remila is clueless. Flandre smiles to herself. This is going to be the best surprise ever!
>Patchouli - How strange. I wonder if...No, we'll keep it to ourselves. it's nice to see the occasional moment when Remilia doesn't have all the answers for a change.
>Well, Remilia doesn't usually have all the answers, anyway. Patchouli decides that she won't ruin the surprise, though.
>Cirno - "Hey guys! Let's go see what's up at that big mansion! Maybe we can play some tricks on 'em!"
>Mystia - "I dunno about that...We could get into some big trouble.."
>Wriggle - "Can't be all that bad, we're Youkai after all."
>Rumia - "I wanna see if they got anything to eat~!"
>Daiyousei - "...Um...Someone has to make sure everyone's okay, so I guess that's me..."
>Team 9 - To the mansion!
>Cirno grins. They've got to be up to something! Some cat youkai with a wheelbarrow flew towards it a while ago!
>Mystia looks worried. "We probably should get there soon. Rumia looks hungry..."
>Rumia's stomach rumbles.
>Daiyousei sighs. "Well, I hope they won't mind a few extra guests..."
>Meiling is inside on break, so Team 9 reach the gate without any difficulty.
>Cirno calls everyone in for a quick strategy meeting. "Aright, everyone. How are we going to make our grand entrance?"
>"Couldn't we just enter like normal people?" Daiyousei mutters.
>"I say we surprise 'em!" Kogasa interjects.
>Wriggle jumps. "Kogasa, when did you get here?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 20, 2012, 08:39:21 PM
>Okuu - "Wow! Thanks little maid-person!"
>Let's see...Crap, we never were too good with maps, were we?
>Komachi - "Oh here, lemme handle that."
>..Aha, so if we go this way..."...Bingo. Let's head this way, we should reach the Main Hall with this path."
>Let's get going, and be sure to bring the birdbrain with us.

>Satori - "Ugh...I don't know how I let you talk me into this Rin..."
>Rin - "A little shellshocked, but she'll be fine. Maybe I shouldn't have gone through the forest so fast, all those hairpin turns and stuff."

>Flandre - *Skreee!-Crash!* Oops, good thing Patch-patch made her books indestructible! ..The bookshelves aren't so much so..
>"Ahahaha, I crashed into it~! But here we are!"
>Let's dig up all the books about that fountain-thingy we can find!

>Chiri - "OooOooOoogh...."
>Come on girl, we can keep our lunch down....

>Koa - "Um...Maybe you shouldn't have been going so fast..?"
>Well, we should help her, just to make sure- Oh....Oh my. Her strength never ceases to amaze...

>Remilia - "As energetic as always...Then again, that's what I like about her. She always keeps us busy."
>Patchouli - "Indeed. One might go so far as to say that she's the true life of the Mansion."

>Cirno - "I'm da boss ya grots, and I sez we sneak in through dat place wid all da books I can't read! We'll try ta' gum up dere schemez, see? I'm da boss, and wot I sez goez!"
>Wriggle - "Whoa-ho-hoh. Fired up today, isn't she? And why's she talking like some soccer hooligan?"
>Daiyousei - "I think she's been reading too many of those weird books at the secondhand shop..."
>Mystia - "Oh, the one that specs runs? I didn't think he had anything like that."
>Kogasa - "Wait, Cirno actually reads?! I'm the one who's supposed to be doing the surprising!"
>Team 9 - Nothing for it, let's sneak in through that secret passage into the Library that we caught Marisa using!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 21, 2012, 01:01:58 AM
I don't have anything witty to say here, but you get the idea:
>Satori - "Ugh...I don't know how I let you talk me into this Rin..."
>Rin - "A little shellshocked, but she'll be fine. Maybe I shouldn't have gone through the forest so fast, all those hairpin turns and stuff."
>Satori groans. "Why couldn't you just let me fly by myself?"
>Rin fakes astonishment. "Of course I couldn't do that! You're too slow! Besides, the forest was a great shortcut!"
>"You didn't even turn around half of those trees," Satori corrects Rin. "You crashed straight through them."
>Okuu - "Wow! Thanks little maid-person!"
>Let's see...Crap, we never were too good with maps, were we?
>Komachi - "Oh here, lemme handle that."
>..Aha, so if we go this way..."...Bingo. Let's head this way, we should reach the Main Hall with this path."
>Let's get going, and be sure to bring the birdbrain with us.
>Utsuho certainly wasn't going to go anywhere. For one thing, she was holding the map upside down.
>Komachi has a better sense of direction. She leads the two to the main hall, where Rin, Satori, Reimu, and Marisa are waiting for tea to be served.
>Marisa laughs. "Hah! She didn't break anything! Pay up, Reimu!"
>Reimu grumbles. "At least I won the other bet..."
>Sakuya appears besides the group and bows. "Tea will be served momentarily. Please wait warmly."
>With that, she disappears to check up on Flandre, as a train of Chibi Sakuyas march over to the table, carrying plates, cups, and tea.
>Flandre - *Skreee!-Crash!* Oops, good thing Patch-patch made her books indestructible! ..The bookshelves aren't so much so..
>"Ahahaha, I crashed into it~! But here we are!"
>Let's dig up all the books about that fountain-thingy we can find!
>Unfortunately, skidding does nothing in midair, but Flandre still manages to bring herself to a halt in front of the bookshelf.
>Chiri, however, isn't so lucky.
>Chiri - "OooOooOoogh...."
>Come on girl, we can keep our lunch down....
>Chiri consoles herself with the fact that since she hasn't eaten anything after being clearly defined, she doesn't have any lunch to lose.
>Flandre pulls some books off of the stunned Chiri. "Hey, these are the books I needed! You help a lot, Chiri!"
>Koa - "Um...Maybe you shouldn't have been going so fast..?"
>Well, we should help her, just to make sure- Oh....Oh my. Her strength never ceases to amaze...
>"I wasn't the one driving," Chiri moans. "So why am I the one that gets hurt?"
>Koakuma laughs nervously. "Sorry. Flandre is a bit... excitable."
>Cirno - "I'm da boss ya grots, and I sez we sneak in through dat place wid all da books I can't read! We'll try ta' gum up dere schemez, see? I'm da boss, and wot I sez goez!"
>Wriggle - "Whoa-ho-hoh. Fired up today, isn't she? And why's she talking like some soccer hooligan?"
>Daiyousei - "I think she's been reading too many of those weird books at the secondhand shop..."
>Mystia - "Oh, the one that specs runs? I didn't think he had anything like that."
>Kogasa - "Wait, Cirno actually reads?! I'm the one who's supposed to be doing the surprising!"
>Team 9 - Nothing for it, let's sneak in through that secret passage into the Library that we caught Marisa using!
>Mystia smiles. "Cirno may be an idiot, but she's not stupid."
>Kogasa shrugs. "I don't get what you mean, but okay..."
>Daiyousei sighs. "She'll get tired of it soon. Let's get into the mansion, already!"
>Team 9 troops into the secret passage, but they run into someone they weren't expecting.
>Sakuya grabs Cirno. All around, Chibi Sakuyas restrain the rest of Team 9. "Well, what have we here?"
>Remilia - "As energetic as always...Then again, that's what I like about her. She always keeps us busy."
>Patchouli - "Indeed. One might go so far as to say that she's the true life of the Mansion."
>Meiling pipes up. "Well, she's a handful; that's for sure."
>Patchouli raises an eyebrow. "Well, why aren't you guarding the gate, Meiling?"
>Meiling grins. "Marisa's already inside. I'm pretty sure I don't have to guard against anyone else..."
>Sakuya and a cadre of Chibi Sakuyas appear, holding Kogasa, Mystia, Wriggle, Daiyousei, and Cirno. "What were you saying, Meiling?"
>Meiling sighs. "I  could use some help guarding the gate. With all those chibis running around, you'd think that there would be a couple ones of me."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: SirChaotick on October 21, 2012, 09:02:18 AM
>Sakuya - Scout out area for sleeping chibi Meilings. Upon finding sleeping chibi Meilings, stab sleeping chibi Meilings.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: GuardianTempest on October 21, 2012, 03:08:14 PM
>Sakuya: Wait, shouldn't you get the chibi-selves to do that for you? The one you should be stabbing is the normal Meiling.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 21, 2012, 05:33:56 PM
>Flandre - "Yahoo! With this, I can put my plan into action! Chiri, you should read these!"
>Heee...Won't be long now~!
>Chiri - "When the room stops spinning...Bloooourgh..."
-A Little While Later-
>...Okay, we've pulled ourselves together...Let's see...Oh, a fountain that makes you younger, and sometimes grants eternal youth. Well, these girls already have that, so....
>Beat.
>"Oh. Ohhhh....I think I get it now. You want me to make one that ages you up to adult instead, right? Well, I'm pretty sure I can do something like that, I do have to make up for all that trouble I caused you guys after all."
>It shouldn't be too hard to pull that off, we're the Youkai of Quantum Geography after all! A little thing like a fountain that turns you into an adult should be child's play!
>...Try not to laugh at our own joke.

>Cirno - "Oi! Lemme go ya liddle grots! 'fore I freezes ya!"
>Dai - Facepalm. Just...Facepalm. "I knew we should've gone in through the front door like normal people..."
>Wriggle - "....Welp. At least things can't get any worse."
>Mystia - "Well, at least we didn't get stabbed like the last time. Or punched. Or forced to play with the little blonde kid. Now that was a disaster."
>Kogasa - "I'm surprised! And I'm the one who's supposed to be doin' the surprisin' around here!"

>Rumia - "I'm hungry...And where'd everyone go? ...Oh well, I'll just poke around that big mansion again~!"
>Let's make for the mansion too!

>Remilia- "I still wonder what Flandre is up to. Something about the fountain of youth? I'll never understand some of her ideas, but I'll humor her today."
>Patchouli - "Indeed. I do wonder how it will turn out though."

>Rin - "Details details, I got you here at least."
>Satori - ...We really need to figure out how to read her better. "Just...Please don't do that on the way home."

>Okuu - "Hiiiii~!"
>Rush over and grab Satori in a big hug!
>Komachi - "Well, if there's gonna be tea, I can afford to relax here for at least a little while. All this messing-around with space makes it hard to get around, y'know?"

>Shikieiki - We should see why Komachi is taking so long. She's probably gotten stuck in one of those locations that meddles with space again.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 21, 2012, 08:22:32 PM
I just realized I could write anything in here and nobody would really notice!:
>Sakuya - Scout out area for sleeping chibi Meilings. Upon finding sleeping chibi Meilings, stab sleeping chibi Meilings.
>Sakuya: Wait, shouldn't you get the chibi-selves to do that for you? The one you should be stabbing is the normal Meiling.
>Meiling cowers. "Don't stab me!"
>Sakuya sighs. "If I stab you, we wouldn't have a gate guard. I sent out some chibis to find some Chibi Meilings, anyway."
>Some more chibis approach. They are each carrying a sleeping Chibi Meiling. They're waiting for orders, and already have a stabbing knife out.
>Meiling winces.
>Remilia- "I still wonder what Flandre is up to. Something about the fountain of youth? I'll never understand some of her ideas, but I'll humor her today."
>Patchouli - "Indeed. I do wonder how it will turn out though."
>Remilia scratches her head. "Still, most of this household is already ageless, and she told me it would be a surprise for me, not Sakuya. What does she have in mind?"
>Patchouli shrugs. "You'll find out eventually. It's directed towards you, after all."
>Cirno - "Oi! Lemme go ya liddle grots! 'fore I freezes ya!"
>Dai - Facepalm. Just...Facepalm. "I knew we should've gone in through the front door like normal people..."
>Wriggle - "....Welp. At least things can't get any worse."
>Mystia - "Well, at least we didn't get stabbed like the last time. Or punched. Or forced to play with the little blonde kid. Now that was a disaster."
>Kogasa - "I'm surprised! And I'm the one who's supposed to be doin' the surprisin' around here!"
>"Try that," Sakuya threatens Cirno, "And I'll stab you so much you'll be feeling it when you respawn."
>Cirno shuts. up. That certainly did the trick.
>"Come to think of it," Sakuya asks Mystia, "wasn't there another one of you guys?"
>Wriggle is shocked. "She's right! Where's Rumia?"
>Sakuya sighs. "Right. Anyway, how about I invite you to the tea part if you all stop messing around and get Cirno to speak normally again."
>Team 9 huddles in to make the decision. "I say we take it," Daiyousei whispers.
>Rumia - "I'm hungry...And where'd everyone go? ...Oh well, I'll just poke around that big mansion again~!"
>Let's make for the mansion too!
>Rumia is lonely. The best cure for loneliness is barging into some place and asking for tea. She proceeds to kick open the front doors of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and sit down in the Main Hall.
>"Okay, even I didn't see that coming." Reimu admits.
>The Chibi Sakuyas rush to accommodate the unexpected guest.
>Rin - "Details details, I got you here at least."
>Satori - ...We really need to figure out how to read her better. "Just...Please don't do that on the way home."
>Rin pouts. "You're no fun. What's wrong with a bit of excitement?"
>Satori groans. "Almost getting killed does not count as excitement. Terror, maybe, but not excitement."
>Okuu - "Hiiiii~!"
>Rush over and grab Satori in a big hug!
>Komachi - "Well, if there's gonna be tea, I can afford to relax here for at least a little while. All this messing-around with space makes it hard to get around, y'know?"
>Utsuho hugs Satori. A normal hug, not a tacklehug.
>Satori pats Utsuho on the head. "At least I know you care about my personal safety, unlike someone." She glares at Rin.
>Komachi takes a seat next to Rumia. "So, how are y'all doing?"
>Reimu raises an eyebrow. "Aren't you supposed to be doing your job?"
>Komachi leans back. "Nah. It's been a slow couple'a days. No dead anythings."
>Shikieiki - We should see why Komachi is taking so long. She's probably gotten stuck in one of those locations that meddles with space again.
>Shikieiki leaves her post. If nobody's ferrying any dead spirits to her, there's nobody to judge.
>Since she knows that the Scarlet Devil Mansion is the main culprit for spatial shenanigans, Shikieiki heads towards Misty Lake.
>Komachi shivers. "I have the feeling that Eiki's gonna lecture me soon..."
>Flandre - "Yahoo! With this, I can put my plan into action! Chiri, you should read these!"
>Heee...Won't be long now~!
>Chiri - "When the room stops spinning...Bloooourgh..."
-A Little While Later-
>...Okay, we've pulled ourselves together...Let's see...Oh, a fountain that makes you younger, and sometimes grants eternal youth. Well, these girls already have that, so....
>Beat.
>"Oh. Ohhhh....I think I get it now. You want me to make one that ages you up to adult instead, right? Well, I'm pretty sure I can do something like that, I do have to make up for all that trouble I caused you guys after all."
>It shouldn't be too hard to pull that off, we're the Youkai of Quantum Geography after all! A little thing like a fountain that turns you into an adult should be child's play!
>...Try not to laugh at our own joke.
>Flandre dumps a pile of books onto Chiri, then flies off to join the rest of the group for tea.
Mini-TIMESKIP!
>Chiri finishes reading the last of the books, just as Flandre stops by to check up on her.
>Flandre nods. "Yup! It's for making Big Sis look like an adult!"
>Chiri giggles to herself. Heh heh. Child's play.
>"Okay, I'm going to need a large, unnamed space where nobody is looking to work my magic. Got a location in mind?" Chiri asks.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 21, 2012, 08:41:50 PM
>Flandre - "Let's ask big sis! She'd know! Let's go!"
>Chiri - Oh no...Here we go again...! "Whoooa!"

>Dai - "Cirno's been talking weirdly lately."
>Rumia - "Is that so?" Cirno always was a weird one~ "These little guys look just like that maid~! ...I wonder if there's one out there that looks like me?!"
>Cirno - "Gaaah...Stupid liddle..."
>Wriggle - "Well, it's a start at least. I say we take 'em up on it."
>Mystia - "I suppose that's the way it is~♪"
>Kogasa - "Yeah...I guess this'll have to be how it is. I'm not looking forward to getting stabbed today."

Okuu - "Hee-hee~"
>Controlrodpalm, then look at Rin in a teasing way that implies we know something she doesn't. "Scaring miss Satori? naughty naughty~"
>Rin - Apply Dope Slap.bat to R_Utsuho.EXE "Shaddap willya? I got her here in one piece didn't I?"
>Satori - ...Not exactly... "...I'm fairly sure we left my lunch somewhere in there."

>Remilia - "Hm? A large unnamed space where nobody is looking... There should be something like that a short distance from the mansion itself. Hardly anyone ever looks east here, so you should be able to do whatever it is you plan to do there."
>Patchouli - "Hmm...Yes, that place should work perfectly. I was going to convert that place into a greenhouse, but so be it."

>Shikieiki - ...Yup, she's in there alright. lazing around with tea.
>Komachi - "...Oh this is gonna suuuuck."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 22, 2012, 12:13:42 AM
Definitely not Koishi:
>Dai - "Cirno's been talking weirdly lately."
>Cirno - "Gaaah...Stupid liddle..."
>Wriggle - "Well, it's a start at least. I say we take 'em up on it."
>Mystia - "I suppose that's the way it is~♪"
>Kogasa - "Yeah...I guess this'll have to be how it is. I'm not looking forward to getting stabbed today."
>Sakuya bows. "I'm glad you agree." The chibis escort them to the main hall.
>The rest of Team 9 meets up with Rumia in the main hall, and they are all enjoying tea and sweets. Much merriment is had.
>Rumia - "Is that so?" Cirno always was a weird one~ "These little guys look just like that maid~! ...I wonder if there's one out there that looks like me?!"
>Kogasa groans. "If nothing else, there's a whole lotta chibi red-whites running around the place."
>"I'm right here, you know," Reimu points out.
Okuu - "Hee-hee~"
>Controlrodpalm, then look at Rin in a teasing way that implies we know something she doesn't. "Scaring miss Satori? naughty naughty~"
>Rin - Apply Dope Slap.bat to R_Utsuho.EXE "Shaddap willya? I got her here in one piece didn't I?"
>Satori - ...Not exactly... "...I'm fairly sure we left my lunch somewhere in there."
>Utsuho gets watery eyes. "Orin, that huuurt!"
>Satori sighs. "Great, Rin. You made Utsuho cry."
>Rin panics. "I didn't mean to!"
>Shikieiki - ...Yup, she's in there alright. lazing around with tea.
>Komachi - "...Oh this is gonna suuuuck."
>Shikieiki has entered the building!
>Komachi waves her hands frantically. "I can explain! I needed the day off! Have you ever been inside Marisa's hat?"
>"I resent that!" Marisa interjects.
>Sakuya walks in the room, holding more sweets. "Ah, it's the Yama. Would you like to join this tea party?"
>Flandre - "Let's ask big sis! She'd know! Let's go!"
>Chiri - Oh no...Here we go again...! "Whoooa!"
>Flandre drags Chiri across the library again before throwing her at Patchouli.
>Patchouli's barrier spell bounces Chiri off into another bookshelf. Chibi Koakumas hurry around the library, cleaning up all the fallen books.
>"Why..." Chiri moans. "So much pain..."
>"Hey, sis!" Flandre asks, ignoring Chiri. "Do you know anywhere that hasn't been named?"
>Remilia - "Hm? A large unnamed space where nobody is looking... There should be something like that a short distance from the mansion itself. Hardly anyone ever looks east here, so you should be able to do whatever it is you plan to do there."
>Patchouli - "Hmm...Yes, that place should work perfectly. I was going to convert that place into a greenhouse, but so be it."
>Remilia teases Patchouli. "Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find another place to grow your magical plants."
>Patchouli is unfazed. "I already planted those in the gardens around here."
>Outside of the mansion, several Chibi Meilings are panicking. The full moon has awoken the were-plants.
>The actual Meiling is headed to the main hall to join in the festivities.
>Flandre cheers. "All right, let's go!"
>Chiri's head is clearing up. "Go where?" Flandre grabs Chiri's arm. "Oh, no..."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 22, 2012, 12:39:05 AM
>Chiri - Here we go again! "Nooot sooo faaaast!"
>Flandre - Whee! Let's get going! We'll drag big sis along too!
>Remilia - Urk! Us too?! Oh no...here we goooo...!
-A short While Later(Again)-
>Flandre _ "Heeeere we are~! First floor, men's apparel, wristwatches, and a biiiig surprise for big sis~!"
>Chiri - "Wooough....Please make the spinning stop..."
>Remilia - "Ooogh...Even I have to agree..."
-Another Short While Later(Yet Again)-
>Chiri - "Okay, can you guys look away or something? I can't pull this off with people looking."
>Let's get to work when they've turned away.
>Flandre - "Kaaay~!"
>Remilia - Well, we'll humor her. After all, if it's a gift for us, we need to accept it without hesitation!
>Flan&Remi - We'll just turn back around and look at the mansion instead. ..Damn, that's a pretty sweet mansion.

>Patchouli - Sigh amusedly. "Same as ever."

>Shikieiki - "Well, it has been a rather slow day, though I suppose that's no small fault of my subordinate." Stare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQKGMS_Df4) at Komachi.
>Komachi - "B-boss..I've been getting stuck in these places all day today...Something's gotta be messing around with my ability or something..."

>Rumia - "Teatime~ And snacks too~"
>Cirno - "Mmphle~!" These are awesome! And we don't need to worry about choking since we'll just revive anyhow! Bein' a fairy rocks!
>...Are there even any rock fairies? They must be pretty noisy!
>Daiyousei - "Cirno, please don't talk with your mouth full..."
>Wriggle - "Oi, at least we aren't getting stabbed, so it's an aces day in my book."
>Mystia - "Sweets~♪"
>Kogasa - Why's everyone surprising people but us?! ...Eh? What're those three up to...?
>...Aha! We'll follow them and see what they're up to, then surprise 'em!

>Okuu - Let it all out. Adorably. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x219V1LN92w)
>Rin - Sigh...Some days you just can't catch a break, huh?
>Satori - "I heard that." Let's just enjoy the tea, and try to not get overwhelmed by the large group that's gathering. We'll have quite the migraine to nurse when we get back home.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 22, 2012, 03:41:41 AM
Shenanigan Camera: Stealth Mode
>Shikieiki - "Well, it has been a rather slow day, though I suppose that's no small fault of my subordinate." Stare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQKGMS_Df4) at Komachi.
>Komachi - "B-boss..I've been getting stuck in these places all day today...Something's gotta be messing around with my ability or something..."
>Shikieiki scratches her head. "Messing with your ability? Unless something's changing the very geography of Gensokyo, that's not even possible."
>"Actually," Sakuya speaks up, "Someone has. We named her Chiri."
>"Is that so?" Shikieiki mutters. "Looks like I'm going to have to lecture her if I find her..."
>"Hey!" Rumia slams her hands on the table. "Objection! You stole my catchphrase!"
>Reimu sips her tea. "Relax, Rumia. This is a tea party, not a trial."
>Rumia - "Teatime~ And snacks too~"
>Cirno - "Mmphle~!" These are awesome! And we don't need to worry about choking since we'll just revive anyhow! Bein' a fairy rocks!
>...Are there even any rock fairies? They must be pretty noisy!
>Daiyousei - "Cirno, please don't talk with your mouth full..."
>Wriggle - "Oi, at least we aren't getting stabbed, so it's an aces day in my book."
>Mystia - "Sweets~♪"
>Kogasa - Why's everyone surprising people but us?! ...Eh? What're those three up to...?
>...Aha! We'll follow them and see what they're up to, then surprise 'em!
>Satori glares at Cirno. "How is it possible that your train of thought gets derailed from being derailed?"
>Wriggle is sporting a monocle and a fancy top hat. Rumia thinks that the top hat would taste quite refined.
>Kogasa stands up abruptly. "I'm sorry. I have some business to take care of." I can't surprise anyone here, so maybe those three would be easier to attack!
>Satori shivers. "I can read minds, little umbrella."
>Okuu - Let it all out. Adorably. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x219V1LN92w)
>Rin - Sigh...Some days you just can't catch a break, huh?
>Satori - "I heard that." Let's just enjoy the tea, and try to not get overwhelmed by the large group that's gathering. We'll have quite the migraine to nurse when we get back home.
>Utsuho proceeds to cry. It is rather adorable.
>Satori lectures Rin. "Besides, it's your fault in the first place. Now maybe you'll start driving like a normal person."
>Chiri - Here we go again! "Nooot sooo faaaast!"
>Flandre - Whee! Let's get going! We'll drag big sis along too!
>Remilia - Urk! Us too?! Oh no...here we goooo...!
-A short While Later(Again)-
>Flandre _ "Heeeere we are~! First floor, men's apparel, wristwatches, and a biiiig surprise for big sis~!"
>Chiri - "Wooough....Please make the spinning stop..."
>Remilia - "Ooogh...Even I have to agree..."
-Another Short While Later(Yet Again)-
>Chiri - "Okay, can you guys look away or something? I can't pull this off with people looking."
>Let's get to work when they've turned away.
>Flandre - "Kaaay~!"
>Remilia - Well, we'll humor her. After all, if it's a gift for us, we need to accept it without hesitation!
>Flan&Remi - We'll just turn back around and look at the mansion instead. ..Damn, that's a pretty sweet mansion.
Flandre, stop causing TIMESKIPs. Does it look like I'm made of them?
>Remilia whispers to Flandre. "Why can't she do it with us watching? Surely she's doing something cool!"
>Flandre whispers back. "I dunno, but that's how it works. Something like that."
>Chiri is trying to create a Fountain of Adulthood/Youth, but she can't seem to do it.
>It's almost as if someone's watching her. A quick glance proves that both of the vampires have their backs turned, so who can it be...?
>There's nothing else here except for an umbrella...
>"Boo!"
>OHGODWHAT NO THIS IS RIDICULOUS THAT UMBRELLA DID NOT JUST SAY "BOO!"
>Chiri faints. Kogasa scratches her head. "I didn't think it would be this effective. Ah well~"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 22, 2012, 05:50:19 AM
>Flandre: "Hey! You messed up my surprise!"
>Smack her. Gently. For us.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 22, 2012, 05:20:29 PM
>Remilia - "I'll try and bring her around."
>Let's see about bringing Chiri back around again.
>Chiri - Not fun... "Ngnn..."

>Kogasa - "Pyaaa~! Looks like I'm blasting off again~!" *Twinkle-in-the-sky* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib084tzN8H0)

>Rumia - "I get the funniest feeling that someone just got sent flying~"
>Wriggle - "Jolly good!"
>Mystia - "Greaaaaat."
>Cirno - "Wait...if rock fairies are noisy...Then why do rocks never make any sounds except when you drop them..?"
>Daiyousei - And to think, we're the only sane one...

>Satori - Sigh. "I wonder how I even got talked into coming here myself, little fairy."
>Okuu - "That was mean Rin-Rin!"
>Orin - Sigh.

>Komachi - Phew...We got lucky that time. Who knew there actually was someone like that though..?
>Shikieiki - "Well, since I'm here, I suppose I'll have some tea as well."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 22, 2012, 11:35:59 PM
One o' them hidd'n cam'ra things or somethin':
>Flandre: "Hey! You messed up my surprise!"
>Smack her. Gently. For us.
>Kogasa - "Pyaaa~! Looks like I'm blasting off again~!" *Twinkle-in-the-sky* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib084tzN8H0)
At the summit of Youkai Mountain, Suwako finds a strange eggplant-colored umbrella. It looks like it needs to be repaired badly. She throws it off the mountain. It wasn't really her problem, anyway.
>Remilia - "I'll try and bring her around."
>Let's see about bringing Chiri back around again.
>Chiri - Not fun... "Ngnn..."
>Chiri wakes up, and takes a minute to pull herself together. "All right! For real this time! Ladies and... ladies, please avert your eyes!"
>Flandre's brimming with excitement. She's finally going to know what it's like to be a grown-up!
>Komachi - Phew...We got lucky that time. Who knew there actually was someone like that though..?
>Shikieiki - "Well, since I'm here, I suppose I'll have some tea as well."
>Satori smiles at Komachi. "There wasn't, actually. Not 'til recently. Sakuya can tell you all about it."
>Sakuya bows. "Always a pleasure to serve the Yama."
>Rumia - "I get the funniest feeling that someone just got sent flying~"
>Wriggle - "Jolly good!"
>Mystia - "Greaaaaat."
>Cirno - "Wait...if rock fairies are noisy...Then why do rocks never make any sounds except when you drop them..?"
>Daiyousei - And to think, we're the only sane one...
>Daiyousei scratches her head. "Is that so?"
>Rumia glares at her.
>"What? You were practically setting someone up for that!" Daiyousei says defensively.
>Cirno's brain is starting to hurt. To avoid Cirno from getting a meltdown, Daiyousei applies a slap to the back of Cirno's head.
>"Daiyousei, that huuurt!"
>Daiyousei sighs.
>Satori - Sigh. "I wonder how I even got talked into coming here myself, little fairy."
>Okuu - "That was mean Rin-Rin!"
>Orin - Sigh.
>Daiyousei grins. This youkai seems to be sane. And nice. That's another good thing.
>"Thanks for the compliment. I also read minds," Satori grins mischievously.
>Rin is trying desperately to calm Utsuho down. It's working, marginally.
>Meiling walks in from the hallway. "Hello! Got room for another person at the table?"
>Marisa pulls a seat out next to her. "Sure. I was wondering if you'd join the festivities."
>Sakuya sighs. "I suppose I'll have to make some more tea and sweets, then."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 22, 2012, 11:44:24 PM
>Remi&Flan - Turn away yet again!
>Chiri - Okay, let's do our thing!

>Daiyousei - "Well, at least it's better than some of the other stuff." And at least she's nice too.
>Satori - Chuckle a bit. Maybe this wasn't such a bad thing after all. "..Could've done without Rin being such a wild driver though."
>Rin - "H-hey! I got you here in one piece didn't I?"
>Okuu - "Unyuu...Rin's a big meanie..."

>Rumia - "S'at so?"
>Cirno - "Ow...."
>...What were we thinking about again?
>Wriggle - "I say, a little bit of the old percussive maintenance, eh old chap?"
>Mystia - And sometimes we wonder if we're entirely sane for dealing with these guys. At least Dai's alright for a fairy.

>Komachi - "Well, that's news, eh?"
>Shikieiki - "Indeed it is. We'll deal with your little problem later though."

>Sanae - Eh? What's with that beat-up umbrella that just landed near us...? Who'd throw out a perfectly good umbrella like that?
>Nothing a little miracle can't fix!
>Kogasa - "...My hero."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 23, 2012, 12:25:40 AM
>Dai: ...When did Wriggle become British?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 23, 2012, 11:12:22 PM
Unexplainable Thingamajiggy that can see everyone or something like that. I dunno.:
>Sanae - Eh? What's with that beat-up umbrella that just landed near us...? Who'd throw out a perfectly good umbrella like that?
>Nothing a little miracle can't fix!
>Kogasa - "...My hero."
>Through the power of miracles, Sanae repairs the broken little umbrella. Kogasa pops out. "My hero!"
>Her excitement dies down one she realizes who fixed her. "Oh, boy. Another shrine maiden. Tell you what," she says, carefully taking her umbrella from Sanae's grasp, "I'll just leave and you won't have to exterminate me. Are you fine with that?"
>She turns around and flies away as fast as she can, back towards the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>Sanae scratches her head. Well, at least she got a bunch of Chibi Sanaes to command.
>Daiyousei - "Well, at least it's better than some of the other stuff." And at least she's nice too.
>Satori - Chuckle a bit. Maybe this wasn't such a bad thing after all. "..Could've done without Rin being such a wild driver though."
>Rin - "H-hey! I got you here in one piece didn't I?"
>Okuu - "Unyuu...Rin's a big meanie..."
>Mystia starts laughing. "You gotta be stronger than that! You're a bird youkai! We're a proud, independent, and strong race! We don't let getting hit faze us!"
>Reimu displays some of her trademark homing amulets. "Really, Mystia?"
>Mystia quiets down. "Well, within reason," she mumbles.
>Rumia - "S'at so?"
>Cirno - "Ow...."
>...What were we thinking about again?
>Wriggle - "I say, a little bit of the old percussive maintenance, eh old chap?"
>Mystia - And sometimes we wonder if we're entirely sane for dealing with these guys. At least Dai's alright for a fairy.
>Rin turns to Rumia frantically. "No, no! I'm a normal person, not a meanie!"
>Daiyousei giggles. "Utsuho's expression says otherwise."
>Utsuho is still sniffling, but she's calmed down. Cirno is unresponsive. She must be gathering her thoughts again.
>Satori looks at Mystia. "I feel the exact same way. But they're your friends; what can you do?"
>Dai: ...When did Wriggle become British?
>Wriggle grins. "Do you like my British accent? I'm trying to be like one of those fancy people in the story books that the crested ibis youkai reads!"
>Daiyousei shrugs. "I'd give you an 'A' for effort."
>Komachi - "Well, that's news, eh?"
>Shikieiki - "Indeed it is. We'll deal with your little problem later though."
>"Aw, come on!" Komachi whines. "This time, I have an excuse! How about you lecture that quantum youkai if you run into her?"
>"She's here too. I'm expecting her to join in after she's done dealing with Remilia and Flandre," Sakuya points out.
>Shikieiki sips her tea. "Well, I'm sure she'll have enough time to learn about what she's been doing wrong."
>Remi&Flan - Turn away yet again!
>Chiri - Okay, let's do our thing!
Quantum shenanigans are happening. Please wait warmly...
>"Tada! It's done!"
>Remilia and Flandre turn around as Chiri flourishes to the ornate Fountain of General Age Manipulation. Gold trimmings and water that practically glows with pseudo-magic. Chiri certainly went all out for this.
>"It should work if you have a general age range in mind," Chiri explains. "Give it a try!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 23, 2012, 11:37:28 PM
>Sakuya - "...I get the feeling that the mistress is going to be rather fired up when she returns."
>Hong - "What makes you say that?"
>Patchouli - "That quantum geography youkai was helping the little sister out with an idea of hers. I'm rather interested in seeing how it turns out."

>Flandre - Let's grab big sis and dive in! We got just the age in mind!
>......Wow (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=877353). We (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=672612) look AWESOME!
>Remilia - "Wh-what...?"
>Whoa. We even sound older and more charismatic! "This...This is amazing...! I feel incredible! Is it a dream? No! I'm awake! I'm wide awake! Ahahahaa!"
>Back to the mansion! Full Speed Ahead! "Whoosh!"
>Chiri - Whoa, it actually worked for 'em. Wonder if it'll work on Fairies too?
>...A bit excitable though, isn't she? Well, Vampires will be Vampires.
>Flandre(Again) - "Hey! Wait up sis!"
>Whoa. We sound awesome too! So suave, alluring, and grown-up too! "This is great Chiri! You should give it a try too!"
>Let's head back with Chiri and find Wriggle, Cirno, Mystia, Rumia, and that other fairy, and drag them back to pitch them in too~!

>Wriggle - "..Eh? What's all this theeen~?!"
>Dai - "Eek!"
>Mystia - "Buh-wha?!"
>Cirno - "Wha-"
>Rumia - "Is that sooooo~"
>Team 9 - *Ker-Splash!* Whoa (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=160618). Whoa (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=225425).

>Sakuya(Again) - ...Was that really...?
>Remilia(Again!) - "Ahahaha! Look upon me and despair! For you shall never be as charismatic as I! Ahahahaha!"

>Everyone else at the mansion aside from Flan, Chiri, and Team 9 - Deadpan Stare.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Manipulating Quantum Geography for Fun and Profit
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 24, 2012, 09:26:28 AM
Theoretical Omniscient Point-of-View Substitute:
>Sakuya - "...I get the feeling that the mistress is going to be rather fired up when she returns."
>Hong - "What makes you say that?"
>Patchouli - "That quantum geography youkai was helping the little sister out with an idea of hers. I'm rather interested in seeing how it turns out."
>Sakuya smiles. "Well, whatever she has planned, Flandre certainly was excited about it."
>Meiling laughs. "Are you sure Flandre's stable enough to be somewhere without supervision?"
>Patchouli doesn't even look up from her book. "I'm sure Remilia can handle Flandre. She's her sister, after all."
>Flandre - Let's grab big sis and dive in! We got just the age in mind!
>......Wow (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=877353). We (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=672612) look AWESOME!
>Remilia - "Wh-what...?"
>Whoa. We even sound older and more charismatic! "This...This is amazing...! I feel incredible! Is it a dream? No! I'm awake! I'm wide awake! Ahahahaa!"
>Back to the mansion! Full Speed Ahead! "Whoosh!"
>Chiri - Whoa, it actually worked for 'em. Wonder if it'll work on Fairies too?
>...A bit excitable though, isn't she? Well, Vampires will be Vampires.
>Flandre(Again) - "Hey! Wait up sis!"
>Whoa. We sound awesome too! So suave, alluring, and grown-up too! "This is great Chiri! You should give it a try too!"
>Let's head back with Chiri and find Wriggle, Cirno, Mystia, Rumia, and that other fairy, and drag them back to pitch them in too~!
>Chiri scratches her head as Flandre and Remilia climb out of the fountain. "I meant drink from it, but I guess this works too. The outfit changing is a unexpected side effect, though."
>Remilia runs back to the mansion, cackling madly and ready to show off her newly gained charisma.
As Flandre runs off, Chiri sighs. "But looking like an adult means that you have to be mature," she mutters to herself. "Looking younger is preferable."
>Wriggle - "..Eh? What's all this theeen~?!"
>Dai - "Eek!"
>Mystia - "Buh-wha?!"
>Cirno - "Wha-"
>Rumia - "Is that sooooo~"
>Team 9 - *Ker-Splash!* Whoa (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=160618). Whoa (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=225425).
>Flandre immediately grabs all of Team 9 in her adult body, runs back to the fountain, and throws them all in.
>"Better them than me," Chiri mutters.
>The adult Wriggle is confused. So are Rumia, Cirno, and Mystia. Daiyousei just sighs.
>"Can we go back to the party now? I want to finish my cookie."
>Flandre perks up. "Cookies? Why didn't you say so?" She flies back to  the mansion at top speed, and Team 9 follows her.
>Sakuya(Again) - ...Was that really...?
>Remilia(Again!) - "Ahahaha! Look upon me and despair! For you shall never be as charismatic as I! Ahahahaha!"
>"Well, this is certainly unexpected," Sakuya deadpans.
>Remilia's rants are much more impressive when she's an adult. She steps forward and immediately trips over her own feet.
>Everyone else at the mansion aside from Flan, Chiri, and Team 9 - Deadpan Stare.
>Reimu sips her tea again. "I have to say, you were doing okay until you tripped."
>"A solid 6.5," Marisa nods.
>It's about this time that the adult Flandre bursts in with Team 9. "Tada~!"
>"Flandre, why do you have to upstage me like this?" Remilia whines.
>Reimu laughs triumphantly. "Hah! Wriggle is a girl! Told you, Marisa!" She rubs her hands together. "I knew that bet would be worth it when I made it."
>Marisa groans. "I gotta learn to stop taking your bets."
>Wriggle is affronted. "Excuse me?!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 24, 2012, 06:27:47 PM
>Remilia - ...Drat! We'll have to take to hovering until we can get the hang of this new body then. "Uuuu..."
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~! I got pretty charismatic too~!"
>Wriggle - "Hey, was I really that ambiguous?!" Well, at least folks won't mistake us for a guy anymore.
>Mystia - "Oooh, I actually kinda like my improved voice~♫" This actually made us sound better! We'll become Gensokyo's top singer in no-time now!
>Rumia - "Still hungry~!" ..Eh? When'd this happen? "Whoa, I sound awesome~!" Wonder what'd happen if our ribbon came off while we were like this..?
>Cirno - "Whoa, whoa. WHOA. Where'd these squishy things come from?!"
>Dai - "...Cirno, That's your chest. We've all got them."

>Chiri - ...Well, let's just go back and supervise things. This fountain shouldn't cause too much trouble, since it's both out of the way, and in a Vampire's territory. So you'd have to be stupid to try meddling with it.

-Speaking of Stupid....-
>Sunny Milk - "...Hey, that weirdo left a perfectly good fountain!"
>Luna Child - "Wonder if the water's any good for coffee.."
>Star Sapphire - "I dunno, it's all glowy and stuff."
>3 Fairies - Investigate dat fountain!

>Shikieiki - ...Gensokyo is very strange today.
>Satori - "Agreed."
>Komachi - "I dunno what you're agreein' with, but I do too....Somehow."

>Okuu - WHOWHATWHEREWHENWHYHOW?! "You left..then poof, grownup! And now you're here, for me to see! How'd you do that?"
>Rin - .....Sometimes we wonder if we're the only remotely smart pet Satori has.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 24, 2012, 10:45:54 PM
you know what? I'm running out of things to put here.:
>Remilia - ...Drat! We'll have to take to hovering until we can get the hang of this new body then. "Uuuu..."
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~! I got pretty charismatic too~!"
>"Actually, your mind is the same. Any effects on your charisma are completely in your head," Chiri explains. She pulls out a pair of glasses just to put them on and adjust them in a way that just oozes with knowledge.
>Patchouli is impressed. "I have to say, little youkai. I wasn't expecting this. You certainly have a power with great potential."
>Wriggle - "Hey, was I really that ambiguous?!" Well, at least folks won't mistake us for a guy anymore.
>Reimu shrugs. "Yeah, you sorta were. I never got a good look at you during the Imperishable Night."
>Marisa stands up suddenly. "Hey, what did you do, and can it make people look younger?"
>Chiri shrugs. "Well, it's a fountain of age manipulation so... yes?"
>Marisa grins and grabs her broom. "Heh, I have an idea... I'll be back with Alice, Reimu!"
>Mystia - "Oooh, I actually kinda like my improved voice~♫" This actually made us sound better! We'll become Gensokyo's top singer in no-time now!
>Rumia - "Still hungry~!" ..Eh? When'd this happen? "Whoa, I sound awesome~!" Wonder what'd happen if our ribbon came off while we were like this..?
>Cirno - "Whoa, whoa. WHOA. Where'd these squishy things come from?!"
>Dai - "...Cirno, That's your chest. We've all got them."
>Daiyousei sighs. "Cirno, you're a girl. Older girls have chests. Can't you just figure it out yourself for once?"
>"Well, I just didn't figure it out yet! I would've eventually!" Cirno says defensively.
>Satori takes a bite of her cookie. "So, darkness youkai. What's so special about your ribbon, anyway? By the way, night sparrow, I'm pretty sure nobody else is vying for top singer in Gensokyo."
>"You'd have to make sure that you're not going to cause night-blindness with your songs," Reimu warns Mystia menacingly.
>Mystia shivers. "How can you be so frightening to me even when I look older than you, Reimu?"
>Reimu shrugs. "Trade secret."
>Chiri - ...Well, let's just go back and supervise things. This fountain shouldn't cause too much trouble, since it's both out of the way, and in a Vampire's territory. So you'd have to be stupid to try meddling with it.
>Chiri decides to go back to the fountain. Maybe she'll magic up a instruction sign.
>Of course, it's not going to be that easy.
-Speaking of Stupid....-
>Sunny Milk - "...Hey, that weirdo left a perfectly good fountain!"
>Luna Child - "Wonder if the water's any good for coffee.."
>Star Sapphire - "I dunno, it's all glowy and stuff."
>3 Fairies - Investigate dat fountain!
>The Three Fairies of Light poke it, dip their hands in the water, and splash each other with the glowing water. Nothing happens, since they aren't thinking of looking older or younger than their current appearance,
>Chiri sighs. "I really should get around to putting some instructions on that thing. What are those fairies even trying to do?" she mutters to herself.
>Shikieiki - ...Gensokyo is very strange today.
>Satori - "Agreed."
>Komachi - "I dunno what you're agreein' with, but I do too....Somehow."
>"Stranger than usual, at any rate," Satori smiles.
>Komachi nods. "That it is." Come to think of it, that girl is a satori or something, right?
>"Yes, I am." Satori points to her third eye as if its appearance would explain everything.
>Okuu - WHOWHATWHEREWHENWHYHOW?! "You left..then poof, grownup! And now you're here, for me to see! How'd you do that?"
>Rin - .....Sometimes we wonder if we're the only remotely smart pet Satori has.
>Flandre grins. "Magic water, Utsuho! Chiri made it, and it's so cool!"
>Satori hits Rin on the back of the head. "Don't insult my other pets like that, Rin. You've held intelligent conversations with the other cats, and Utsuho knows more about nuclear physics than you ever will."
>After considering what she said for a moment, Satori adds, "Well, I guess Utsuho is an airhead in every other aspect, though."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 24, 2012, 11:34:25 PM
>Cirno - Come to think of it, the shirt is kinda tight. Wonder if we should loosen it up..?
>Satori - "No, save it for when you're at home."
>Dai - Wow, quick on the draw.
>Wriggle - "Eh, 'least now you guys won't mistake me for a guy now. Sheesh."
>Mystia - Scary...Even with our new look, she's still really scary...
>Rumia - "Huh? Well, I dunno really~! All I know is that I can't touch it~!"

(Danbo warnin'. Since safebo's down when I was doing this.)
>3 Fairies - ...Uh oh (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/504566).
>Chiri - ....You gotta be kidding me. Those idiots figured it out.
>Sunny - "H-hey! What just happened?!"
>Star - "...I...have no idea...?"
>Luna - "..." Man do we need a drink after these shenanigans.

(More danbo warnin'.)
>Remilia - "Uuu...."
>Flandre - "Well, I still look neat, don't I~?"
>...Ooh! Maybe if...! "'Scuse me miss Satori, I'm taking you somewhere~!"
>Koishi - Hey, don't forget about us! We're joinin' in too because it sounds fun!
>Komeijis - ...Impressive (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/635234). But how'd this slip past us?

>Shikieki - So much age-related chaos.
>...It wouldn't hurt to look more official...Would it? People have mistaken us for a placeholder in the past after all...
>Komachi - Heh, boss is thinkin' the same thing they are, huh? Even she isn't so above it all, huh?

>Okuu - "...Why is everyone going all...weird?"
>Rin - "Magic, Okuu, Magic."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 25, 2012, 03:11:17 AM
Don't worry, I've got Adblock! Taking away advertising revenue since... whenever it was made:
>Cirno - Come to think of it, the shirt is kinda tight. Wonder if we should loosen it up..?
>Satori - "No, save it for when you're at home."
>Dai - Wow, quick on the draw.
>Wriggle - "Eh, 'least now you guys won't mistake me for a guy now. Sheesh."
>Satori nods to Daiyousei. "Thanks. I appreciate the compliment."
>"Hey!" Mystia objects, "All of us knew you were a girl! Right, guys?" She looks around.
>"Yeah!" Cirno announces.
>"Yup," Daiyousei mumbles.
>Rumia hesitates. "Er..."
>Reimu bursts out laughing. "Wow, guys. Hey," she motions towards Sakuya, "I think this party has crossed the threshold from tea party to regular party. Bring out the sake!"
>Sakuya sighs. "Well, if there are no other objections..."
>A chorus of "sure", "why not?", "I'm fine with that", and "yeah!" is heard around the hall.
>Mystia - Scary...Even with our new look, she's still really scary...
>Rumia - "Huh? Well, I dunno really~! All I know is that I can't touch it~!"
>Mystia realizes something. "Reimu, you're a shrine maiden, right? Are you allowed to drink?"
>Reimu smiles. "Sure! After all," she pulls out some of her homing amulets and continues, "who's going to stop me?"
>Mystia shivers. Satori shivers with her. Wriggle joins in the shivering. Seeing other people shiver, Rumia decides to join in for fun.
>"Here, let me try," Satori reaches over to Rumia's ribbon, but hesitates. Really, it could be a seal, and she'd rather not take chances.
>3 Fairies - ...Uh oh (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/504566).
>Chiri - ....You gotta be kidding me. Those idiots figured it out.
>Sunny - "H-hey! What just happened?!"
>Star - "...I...have no idea...?"
>Luna - "..." Man do we need a drink after these shenanigans.
>Sunny perks up. "Hey, the Scarlet Devil Mansion has sake, right?"
>Luna cheers. "We could go there!"
>Chiri sighs. "Well, when they're gone, I'll put up a sign," she mumbles to herself.
>The Three Fairies fly off towards the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and Chiri focuses on creating an instruction sign.
>A moment later, the sign is finished. "I wonder if anyone else is going to come by. Should I just go back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion? It sounds like there's a party." Chiri ponders.
(More danbo warnin'.)
>Remilia - "Uuu...."
>Flandre - "Well, I still look neat, don't I~?"
>...Ooh! Maybe if...! "'Scuse me miss Satori, I'm taking you somewhere~!"
>Koishi - Hey, don't forget about us! We're joinin' in too because it sounds fun!
>Komeijis - ...Impressive (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/635234). But how'd this slip past us?
>Flandre grabs Satori's arm. Koishi grabs Flandre's other arm. Flandre then drags the satoris to the fountain and throws Satori in as Koishi jumps in too.
>Chiri scratches her head. Did she just imagine the second splash? Flandre only threw one person in, right?
>Satori sighs. "Well, Chiri, I'm pretty sure I know why." She points to Koishi, who's happily splashing around the fountain.
>"Hi, sis!"
>Flandre notices the second satori. "Hey, it's Satori's little sister! When did you get here?"
>She shrugs. "Oh well! We've got a party to get back too!" She grabs Satori and Koishi dodges and makes Flandre grab Chiri instead by the arms and flies off.
>Koishi follows behind.
>Chiri notices her arm being grabbed too late to react. "Oh, no. Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!"
>The Three Fairies, who are flying at normal speeds, notice a screaming blur race past them. It was literally screaming.
>"Hey," Luna points out, "Didn't that sound like someone was screaming 'aaaaaaaaaaa' to you guys?"
>Shikieki - So much age-related chaos.
>...It wouldn't hurt to look more official...Would it? People have mistaken us for a placeholder in the past after all...
>Komachi - Heh, boss is thinkin' the same thing they are, huh? Even she isn't so above it all, huh?
>Flandre slams the doors open. "Tada! More magical adults!" Koishi waves from behind Flandre.
>Shikieiki notices Komachi has a doting expression on her  face and blushes. "I am not thinking of using that fountain!"
>Satori smiles mischievously. "Yes you are."
>Okuu - "...Why is everyone going all...weird?"
>Rin - "Magic, Okuu, Magic."
>"Well, I guess magic is as good an explanation as any," Utsuho says to herself.
>Speaking of magic, Marisa flies through the doors on her broomstick. Alice is tied onto her broomstick, and restrained by her arms and legs.
>"Lemme go, Marisa! What are you trying to do?"
>Marisa ignores the trapped puppeteer, and asks Chiri, "Hey, where's that Fountain of Youth?"
>"Um, it's over in that direction..." Chiri points towards the fountain.
>"Great! I'll be back in a moment!" Marisa flies off towards the fountain, with Alice in tow.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 25, 2012, 04:40:26 AM
>Reimu: "She seems to want to make Alice younger. Huh."
>Beat.
>"Never pegged her as a pedophile."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 25, 2012, 06:01:33 PM
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~! Party time~!"
>Remilia - "...Well, we may as well enjoy ourselves."

>Satori - "I have to admit though, that fountain could work wonders for one's looks."
>Seriously, we're probably a match for that Deva from the City in looks now. Koishi looks like she could be as well.

>Sunny - "Hey, yeah. It was headed for the mansion too! Let's go!"
>Star - "You got it! Party time!"
>Luna - We'll definitely need a drink if these two are just as excitable as they are normally.
>3 Fairies - Let's get to the mansion and join the fun!

>Cirno - "Hey! Who're those three?! They kinda look like fairies!"
>Dai - "Cirno, That's the Three Light Fairies, remember?"

>Rumia - "Well, I dunno if it's a seal or not~! I just wonder why I can't touch it~"
>Wriggle - We always have wondered about that ribbon, haven't we?
>Mystia - "Oh well~"

>Chiri - "I wonder if she'll figure it out that the fountain ages people up too. That's how all this became a reality after all."

>Marisa - "Hi-yup!" *toss!*
>Alice -  "What's the meaning of thi-" What?! (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=738583)
>"What?!" What the heck did she do to us?! Why's our voice like it was when we were- "...Bollocks."

>Shinki - "Yumeko. Lately I've been wondering how dear little Alice has been. Has she been eating right? Has she been keeping healthy? What if she's ended up in a relationship with someone abusive?! Or-! Or-!"
>Proceed to have a minor meltdown. mentally-speaking.
>Yumeko - Always like that this time of the year, just like clockwork. Then again, it is the anniversary of the day Alice left for Gensokyo.
>Perhaps it's time we take her there for a visit.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 25, 2012, 10:58:12 PM
Obligatory Point-of-View Indicator:
>Reimu: "She seems to want to make Alice younger. Huh."
>Beat.
>"Never pegged her as a pedophile."
>Reimu scratches her head. "Well, I guess kid Alice was pretty cute. Still, I can never tell what Marisa is thinking."
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~! Party time~!"
>Remilia - "...Well, we may as well enjoy ourselves."
>Sakuya appears with the sake. A purple mist starts spreading through the mansion.
>Reimu grins. "Right on cue. Hi, Suika!"
>The oni of the Hakurei Shrine condenses into her usual form. "I heard there was going to be alcohol!"
>Satori - "I have to admit though, that fountain could work wonders for one's looks."
>Seriously, we're probably a match for that Deva from the City in looks now. Koishi looks like she could be as well.
>"Oh?" Koishi giggles, "Do I detect some lewd subconscious thoughts, big sis?"
>"Quiet, Koishi. At least let me have this victory."
>"But now I can't give you wheelbarrow rides," Rin complains.
>Satori smiles. "Then this was a success!"
>Sunny - "Hey, yeah. It was headed for the mansion too! Let's go!"
>Star - "You got it! Party time!"
>Luna - We'll definitely need a drink if these two are just as excitable as they are normally.
>3 Fairies - Let's get to the mansion and join the fun!
>The Three Fairies bust through the door. "Gimme all the sake I can drink!" Sunny demands.
Reimu sighs and pulls out some homing amulets. "How about you try asking again nicely?" Next to her, Shikieiki glares at the fairies, Rod of Remorse in hand.
>"...eep," Star whimpers.
Cirno - "Hey! Who're those three?! They kinda look like fairies!"
>Dai - "Cirno, That's the Three Light Fairies, remember?"
>Cirno recognizes the Three Fairies. "Oh yeah! We still gotta finish our war!"
>Daiyousei sighs. "I thought you did already."
>Cirno reaches for a spell card, but Sakuya suddenly appears behind her, restraining her arms. "If you want to fight, go do it outside!"
>Rumia - "Well, I dunno if it's a seal or not~! I just wonder why I can't touch it~"
>Wriggle - We always have wondered about that ribbon, haven't we?
>Mystia - "Oh well~"
>Reimu takes a swig of sake. "Well if I made that seal, it would only be able to be removed by someone who's stronger than a Rumia without her seal. Just saying."
>Marisa - "Hi-yup!" *toss!*
>Alice -  "What's the meaning of thi-" What?! (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=738583)
>"What?!" What the heck did she do to us?! Why's our voice like it was when we were- "...Bollocks."
>Marisa laughs. "You look so cute, Alice! It's just like the old days! Now come on! We've got a party to get back to!"
>Alice groans as Marisa grabs her again. "Fine, just do what you waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!"
>Chiri - "I wonder if she'll figure it out that the fountain ages people up too. That's how all this became a reality after all."
>Chiri shrugs. "Well, in any case, that girl isn't going to be stuck like that forever. I'll tell her when all the excitement dies down, I guess."
>Shinki - "Yumeko. Lately I've been wondering how dear little Alice has been. Has she been eating right? Has she been keeping healthy? What if she's ended up in a relationship with someone abusive?! Or-! Or-!"
>Proceed to have a minor meltdown. mentally-speaking.
>Yumeko - Always like that this time of the year, just like clockwork. Then again, it is the anniversary of the day Alice left for Gensokyo.
>Perhaps it's time we take her there for a visit.
>Yumeko pats Shinki on the back comfortingly. "I'm sure Alice has become a strong, independent magician. Why don't we visit her?"
>Shinki sniffles while opening a portal to Gensokyo. "But I want Alice to stay cute and little forever..."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 25, 2012, 11:30:14 PM
>Shinki - "*Sniff* Yeah, let's find her!"
>...Aha! We'd know that energy signature anywhere! That's Alice's alright!
>Let's get going!
>Yumeko - She means well, but she's a bit eccentric. We'll keep an eye on her all the same.

>Chiri - Let's mentally review how the fountain works exactly.

>Flandre - "Let's have some fun! Since our bodies are more mature, we oughta be able to handle booze a lot easier!"
>Cirno - "Enough talkin', let's get smashed!"
>Team 9+3 Fairies+Scarlets+Komeijis - "Yeah!"
>Dai - But we'll make sure to limit Cirno's intake, there's no telling what she could do in her current state.
>Rumia - "Meat! We need lotsa meat!"
>Wriggle - "Naw, drinkin's no good without sliced cheese, you guys know that!"

>Marisa - "Hehe, check it out guys! Just like the old days!"
>Alice - "Oooh...I don't know how I let you get me involved in- What."
>Why are they- But that's im- What.
>Okuu - "Magic. *snort-snort*"
>Rin - Apply dope_slap.bat to R_Utsuho.EXE....Again.

>Suika - Heeey....this gives us an idea! Let's mess with our own power a little...and...
>...Awright! Now that's (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=438554) more like it!
>"Ahahaha! *hic* It seemed so fun, I thought I'd join in the fun! Foregathering sure is a neat power, ain't it? *hic*"

>Yuyuko - "Youmu dear~ I think someone's having a party and didn't invite us~! You're coming with me to find it and that's an order~!"
>Let's drag Youmu off in search of that party we didn't get invited to, and crash it! ...Elegantly and politely of course~
>Youmu - Sigh. Here we go again.
>Yukari - "Ran, Reimu's having fun with her friends, and didn't invite me!"
>...Oh, Ran has a point! Let's go for it then! We'll grab Yuyuko and Youmu too!
>Ran - "Well, you could just show up like you always do."
>Where could Chen be though...? That girl, always getting herself into one kind of trouble or another.

>Chen - "Bleh, who'd put a fountain all the way out here? It's all glowy and stuff!"
>Well, we are kinda thirsty...It ain't milk, but it'll have to do in a pinch.
>...Be kinda nice if we could look like Ran-sama though....
>...Something feels funny. "...Nya (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=722723)?! Wha-wha-wha-what happened?! ...Eep!"
>Whoa....! This must be a wishing fountain!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 26, 2012, 01:18:29 AM
>Miko: "Why do I feel like someone completely forgot about us?"
>Futo: "No idea."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 26, 2012, 10:18:46 AM
Don't blame me, I just write the story:
>Miko: "Why do I feel like someone completely forgot about us?"
>Futo: "No idea."
>Kogasa pops out. "It's because you guys hang around your mausoleum all the time! Get out more! Be involved! Or just stay here and be uninvolved, I guess."
>Seiga sighs. "Yoshika, you let that umbrella in again?"
>Shinki - "*Sniff* Yeah, let's find her!"
>...Aha! We'd know that energy signature anywhere! That's Alice's alright!
>Let's get going!
>Yumeko - She means well, but she's a bit eccentric. We'll keep an eye on her all the same.
>Yumeko follows Shinki through the portal, and trails after her as she's running in the direction of Alice's magical signature.
>Shinki's practically screaming. "Alice! I'm coming!"
>Back at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Alice shivers. "C'mon! Can't I have a drink?"
>Reimu laughs. "Sorry, no alcohol for minors!"
>Chiri - Let's mentally review how the fountain works exactly.
>Chiri doesn't have to mentally review fountain mechanics because there's already a sign there!
Fountain of General Age-Manipulation: User's Guide
Just have an age range in mind and drink from the fountain. Or get thrown in. Either one works, apparently.
>Flandre - "Let's have some fun! Since our bodies are more mature, we oughta be able to handle booze a lot easier!"
>Cirno - "Enough talkin', let's get smashed!"
>Team 9+3 Fairies+Scarlets+Komeijis - "Yeah!"
>Dai - But we'll make sure to limit Cirno's intake, there's no telling what she could do in her current state.
>Rumia - "Meat! We need lotsa meat!"
>Wriggle - "Naw, drinkin's no good without sliced cheese, you guys know that!"
>Sakuya and her chibis are distributing the drinks. "Well, I suppose I can whip up some meat or cheese, if you guys want it."
>Suika laughs drunkenly. "Hey! Next round of drinks is on me!" she announces, pulling out her magic gourd.
>Marisa - "Hehe, check it out guys! Just like the old days!"
>Alice - "Oooh...I don't know how I let you get me involved in- What."
>Why are they- But that's im- What.
>Okuu - "Magic. *snort-snort*"
>Rin - Apply dope_slap.bat to R_Utsuho.EXE....Again.
>Reimu laughs. "Aw, man! That brings me back!"
>"Hey, Alice!" Marisa teases, "What would happen if Shinki saw you like this?"
>Rin slaps Utsuho. Utsuho starts crying again.
>"Stop crying," Satori sighs. "That time you deserved it."
>Suika - Heeey....this gives us an idea! Let's mess with our own power a little...and...
>...Awright! Now that's (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=438554) more like it!
>"Ahahaha! *hic* It seemed so fun, I thought I'd join in the fun! Foregathering sure is a neat power, ain't it? *hic*"
>Marisa laughs. She's drunk too. "Hah! It's funny, because everyone else has to use magical water to do stuff like that!"
>Reimu sighs. "I think you're too drunk, Marisa."
>Marisa shrugs. "Can't be, I'm only on my third dish of sake! Or thirteenth. One of the two."
>General chaos has erupted in the main hall. Rumia is biting down on Mystia's head, and Wriggle is trying to pull her off.
>Shikieiki has not drank any alcohol, but Komachi's definitely drunk. Shikieiki is lecturing Komachi again.
>Chen - "Bleh, who'd put a fountain all the way out here? It's all glowy and stuff!"
>Well, we are kinda thirsty...It ain't milk, but it'll have to do in a pinch.
>...Be kinda nice if we could look like Ran-sama though....
>...Something feels funny. "...Nya (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=722723)?! Wha-wha-wha-what happened?! ...Eep!"
>Whoa....! This must be a wishing fountain!
>Chen doesn't even know how she got here. She was just chasing a Chibi Chen around Gensokyo. Those things are too fast!
>Well, in any case, there is one confused grown-up nekomata on the Scarlet Devil Mansion premises now.
>Chiri wonders if she should direct Chen to the party, or just leave her and go to the party herself.
>"I sure hope all this age-changing doesn't end up breaking the fountain," Chiri mutters to herself.
>Yuyuko - "Youmu dear~ I think someone's having a party and didn't invite us~! You're coming with me to find it and that's an order~!"
>Let's drag Youmu off in search of that party we didn't get invited to, and crash it! ...Elegantly and politely of course~
>Youmu - Sigh. Here we go again.
>Yuyuko flies off through the gate to the Netherworld. Youmu follows her to make sure she doesn't get into trouble.
>"Now, where to start looking?"
>Yukari - "Ran, Reimu's having fun with her friends, and didn't invite me!"
>...Oh, Ran has a point! Let's go for it then! We'll grab Yuyuko and Youmu too!
>Ran - "Well, you could just show up like you always do."
>Where could Chen be though...? That girl, always getting herself into one kind of trouble or another.
>Ran sighs. "Well then just go and join in, why don't you? You usually do that, anyway."
>"This party crashing needs friends. I'm going to have reinforcements!" Yukari ignores Ran and starts planning.
>She gaps Yuyuko and Youmu next to her.
>"Y-Y-Yukari!" Youmu is flustered. Yukari realizes that she left Youmu's ghost half wherever she was before. Whoops.
>"Don't worry, I'll find it in a bit!" Yukari reassures Youmu, reaching inside a gap and feeling around for the ghost half of Youmu.
>"Now, what is our plan of action?"
>Ran sighs. "It's a party. I'm sure you can just pop in. On more important matters, where's Chen? She went outside to play hours ago, and still hasn't returned!"
>Yukari giggles. "I'm sure we'll meet her at the party, Ran! Let's go crash the party!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 26, 2012, 08:44:08 PM
>Chen - Well, we should go to that mansion and find out what the heck is going on. It sounds like there's a Party there!
>Chiri - We may as well head back ourselves. if anything, it should be fine now that there's instructions.

>Yoshika - "I doooon't knoooow~! Maaaaaybe yoooou let her in!"
>Seiga - ...Good help is just so hard to find these days...At least she's low-maintenance.
>Futo - "So, shall we depart for enjoyment and glory?!"
>Tojiko - "Enough with the act already, I'm gettin' bored."
>Miko - Sigh. With allies like these...

>Yukari - Futz around a bit until we find Youmu's ghost-half, then crash the party with the usual gang!
>"Heeey everyone~! I brought more guests~!"
>Yuyuko - "Oh my, seems everyone's quite different today~ And there's a new face among the crowd too~!"
>Let's glomp the new kid(Chiri)!
>Youmu - "Lady Yuyuko..." It's tough being her bodyguard sometimes, but it's a family duty!
>Ran - ....Ch-chen?! How did- But it wasn't- Gah! Too early! "Fnzaah."
>SHIKIGAMI.EXE Has stopped working, please restart program.

>Shinki - "Aaaaliiiice~! I'm here- Bu-wah?!"
>She...She's still the same?! SHINKI.EXE has frozen, please Reboot.
>Yumeko - "My apologies for intruding....And for Lady Shinki's...Minor breakdown."
>Remilia - "Doesn't she look like a blonde version of Sakuya?"
>Flandre - "Yeah! She does!"
>Sakuya - "...I'm afraid I can't find the resemblance."
>Alice - ...Oh crap. Here we go again...
>Marisa - "Gehehe, been a while hasn't it?! Now if Mima and Yuuka were here, it'd be a total reunion!"
>Reimu - "And you're also completely drunk."


>Mima - "Who's saying I wasn't here~? I've always been around!"
>Heh, kid forgets we're a spirit.

>Yuuka - Sigh. Nobody ever comes to visit the garden. Are we really that scary? S'not our fault we're strong, and that we miiiiight like causing pain a bit more than the usual...but we're still relatively good!
>"Nnng....Gah! I'll just visit that mansion where that Maid lives!"

>Mystia - "Heeeey-! Stopit-!" *flail*
>Rumia - "'at-sho~?" (Translation: Is that so~?)
>B'duh? When'd more people get here?
>Wriggle - "Geh, c'mon Rumia! There's other stuff you can eat!"
>Ugh..Finally. At least she's off now.
>Cirno - "I'm still da strongest y'know! I just didn't wanna get  into it, otherwise we woulda pulled mysty's head off!"
>Dai - Sigh. Good thing we're the only person who hasn't had too much. Reimu seems like she's pretty sober though.
>Satori - So much chaos, both physical and mental. We'll have to pick up some headache medicine before going back down.
>Rin - "Pretty rowdy party huh? Nothing like what goes on back in the underground though."
>Okuu - "*sniff* Y-yeah..."
>Perk up! "Remember that time I got drunk?"
>Koishi - "Oh yeah! That was the time you almost blew up Yuugi's favorite tavern~!"
>Suika - "Nyahahahahaha~! Good times eh? Got plenty o' fightin' in that day too~!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 26, 2012, 11:06:19 PM
>Byakuren: "I'm getting the strangest feeling that we're the only ones not doing anything right now."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 26, 2012, 11:10:06 PM
Everyone goes to the Scarlet Devil Mansion Edition:
>Chen - Well, we should go to that mansion and find out what the heck is going on. It sounds like there's a Party there!
>Chiri - We may as well head back ourselves. if anything, it should be fine now that there's instructions.
>Chen smiles. Since she looks old enough, maybe she can drink sake with everyone else!
>Chiri heads off towards the mansion behind Chen. She sighs. It's been a long night.
>Yukari - Futz around a bit until we find Youmu's ghost-half, then crash the party with the usual gang!
>"Heeey everyone~! I brought more guests~!"
>Yuyuko - "Oh my, seems everyone's quite different today~ And there's a new face among the crowd too~!"
>Yukari already has arms Youmu's ghost-half, silly!
>Off to the Scarlet Devil Mansion! With gap magics!
>Yukari and her group quite literally drop into the party. Youmu lands in a giant dish of sake that Suika enlarged for fun.
>Yukari lands in Reimu's lap.
>Yuyuko floats down, then notices an unfamiliar youkai. Those vermilion eyes look pretty~
>Let's glomp the new kid(Chiri)!
>Youmu - "Lady Yuyuko..." It's tough being her bodyguard sometimes, but it's a family duty!
>Youmu sighs. "The things I do as a bodyguard..." she mutters, as she climbs out of the giant sake dish.
>Yuyuko is hugging Chiri tightly.
>Chiri is gasping for air. "I don't know who you are, but please let me breathe. Not having crushed lungs is nice."
>Yuyuko lets go. "Oh, my! I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Yuyuko Saigyouji, ghost princess of the Netherworld!"
>Chiri smiles. "I am Chiri, youkai of quantum geography."
>Yukari overhears this and tackles Chiri. "You're the one behind it all!"
>"Help! I thought parties were supposed to be a neutral zone!"
>Chen is mingling with Team 9. "You guys drank the fountain water, too?"
>"Yup!" Cirno puffs her chest out. "We're all grown-ups now!"
>And that's when Ran recognizes Chen.
>Ran - ....Ch-chen?! How did- But it wasn't- Gah! Too early! "Fnzaah."
>SHIKIGAMI.EXE Has stopped working, please restart program.
>Ran is catatonic now. Yukari realizes this, and gets off of Chiri. "Hold on. I gotta deal with this."
>Chiri skulks into a corner, sobbing quietly. "Why does everyone beat me up?"
>Yukari slaps Ran. That seems to do the trick. "Now," Yukari announces, getting everyone's attention, "who's responsible for all these grown-up childish youkai?"
>Everyone points to Chiri. "What? I did it because Flandre told me to! It's not entirely my fault!"
>Yukari grins. "Judging by that little doll magician, it works in reverse, too! Where is it?"
>"Um... over there?" Chiri points hesitantly. I probably should make a sign pointing towards it, as well...
>Yoshika - "I doooon't knoooow~! Maaaaaybe yoooou let her in!"
>Seiga - ...Good help is just so hard to find these days...At least she's low-maintenance.
>Futo - "So, shall we depart for enjoyment and glory?!"
>Tojiko - "Enough with the act already, I'm gettin' bored."
>Miko - Sigh. With allies like these...
>Miko claps, getting everyone's attention. "All right, if we're going somewhere, does anyone have a location in mind?"
>The response is silence. Miko sighs. "None of us really know where anywhere in Gensokyo is, do we?"
>Seiga raises her hand. "Ooh! I went to the Hakurei Shrine, once! We could go there!"
>Shinki - "Aaaaliiiice~! I'm here- Bu-wah?!"
>She...She's still the same?! SHINKI.EXE has frozen, please Reboot.
>Yumeko - "My apologies for intruding....And for Lady Shinki's...Minor breakdown."
>Remilia - "Doesn't she look like a blonde version of Sakuya?"
>Flandre - "Yeah! She does!"
>Sakuya - "...I'm afraid I can't find the resemblance."
>Yumeko examines Sakuya. "You seem like a competent maid. Want to trade notes?"
>Shinki snaps out of it, and reverts to her first maternal instinct: Tacklehug-Alice.EXE is loading...
>Alice - ...Oh crap. Here we go again...
>Marisa - "Gehehe, been a while hasn't it?! Now if Mima and Yuuka were here, it'd be a total reunion!"
>Reimu - "And you're also completely drunk."
>Alice pulls on Marisa's dress. "Can you help me, or something? I don't want to be tacklehugged!"
>Marisa laughs. "Nope! You're on your own! At least you have your dolls and grimoire, right?"
>Reimu sighs. "Stop being drunk, Marisa. And don't mention Mima's name, unless you want her to start causing trouble again."
>Mima - "Who's saying I wasn't here~? I've always been around!"
>Heh, kid forgets we're a spirit.
>"Mima!" Marisa cheers. She tries to tacklehug her former mentor, but misses and latches onto Reimu instead.
>Reimu is annoyed. "Yes, yes. Hello, Mima. What have you been doing lately?" She tries to ease out of Marisa's grasp. Marisa is snoring lightly.
>"Well, I was just thinking that this quantum geography youkai has made chibis of you guys, but none of me! This needs to be rectified!"
>Reimu points to Chiri. "Go take it up with her. She makes the chibis."
>Yuuka - Sigh. Nobody ever comes to visit the garden. Are we really that scary? S'not our fault we're strong, and that we miiiiight like causing pain a bit more than the usual...but we're still relatively good!
>"Nnng....Gah! I'll just visit that mansion where that Maid lives!"
>Yuuka sighs. The mansion is so noisy, she can hear the sounds of partying from her garden. Well, I might as well see what all this commotion is about...
>Mystia - "Heeeey-! Stopit-!" *flail*
>Rumia - "'at-sho~?" (Translation: Is that so~?)
>B'duh? When'd more people get here?
>"Get off, Rumia! We've been over this already!" Mystia yells.
>"No!" Rumia says. Or, at least, it sounds like she said that, anyway.
>Wriggle - "Geh, c'mon Rumia! There's other stuff you can eat!"
>Ugh..Finally. At least she's off now.
>Cirno - "I'm still da strongest y'know! I just didn't wanna get  into it, otherwise we woulda pulled mysty's head off!"
>Dai - Sigh. Good thing we're the only person who hasn't had too much. Reimu seems like she's pretty sober though.
>Right on cue, a Chibi Sakuya wheels a serving table full of meats nearby. Rumia latches onto the food instead.
>Cirno's bragging doesn't reach anyone, since everyone just registers it as background noise.
>Satori nudges Daiyousei. "I wouldn't be so sure about that. Judging by her thoughts, I'd say Reimu is just really good at acting sober."
>Satori - So much chaos, both physical and mental. We'll have to pick up some headache medicine before going back down.
>Rin - "Pretty rowdy party huh? Nothing like what goes on back in the underground though."
>Okuu - "*sniff* Y-yeah..."
>Perk up! "Remember that time I got drunk?"
>Koishi - "Oh yeah! That was the time you almost blew up Yuugi's favorite tavern~!"
>Suika - "Nyahahahahaha~! Good times eh? Got plenty o' fightin' in that day too~!"
>Well, it would be convenient if those people at Eientei just came here, Satori thinks in the back of her mind. According to everyone else, they make some effective medicine...
>Koishi overhears this, and resolves to get the Eientei group over to the party as soon as she can slip away...
>Suika shrugs. "Well, from the parties I've been to, this one seems pretty close." She pulls out her gourd again. "More sake?"
>Rin grins. "Sure! Hit me!"
>Utsuho takes this as an invitation, and everyone stops what they're doing to see a kasha get knocked through a window near the ceiling.
>Suika whistles. "Nice hit."
>Byakuren: "I'm getting the strangest feeling that we're the only ones not doing anything right now."
>Ichirin lounges around on Unzan. "Of course. Even that umbrella headed out somewhere a while ago, talking about chibis or something."
>Nazrin's ears twitch. "I can hear a party somewhere! Can we go, Byakuren? Nobody's going to come to the temple this late at night, anyway."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 27, 2012, 07:55:03 PM
>Byakuren - "I suppose we may as well."
>Nazrin - "Leave it to me! I can hear right where it is!"
>Let's get going with the crew!

>Miko - "Hmm...Yes, perhaps that is a good idea. let us be off!"
>Let's take the group to the Shrine!

>Chiri - Eep. Why's everyone beating us up...
>Mima - "Ahahaha! So this is the little imp who was causing all that chaos and mayhem?"
>Give 'er a good stiff pat on the back, nice and hard. "You got guts kid! Causin' trouble like that when Reimu and my own little student are on the job! I like that!"
>Yuyuko - "Doesn't she~? Quite admirable~"

>Sakuya - "You are one too, no? Well, I suppose we can."
>Yumeko - "But of course."
>Maids - Compare notes, and share anecdotes while enjoying the party atmosphere.

>Shinki "Aaaaaliiiice~!" *GLOMP!*
>Alice - "B'duh!"

>Marisa - "Hehahaha! This is golden! S'parties like this that really make you feel good, eh Reimu?"
>Reimu - "Yes, yes. Now please move away some, I can smell your breath from all the way over here."

>Chen - "Wow, sure is lively, isn't it?"
>Wriggle - "Yup, then again, that's how parties in Gensokyo generally end up."
>Mystia - "Hauuu...We were over it already before....You don't go chomping on people's heads Rumiaaa..."
>Rumia - "Yay! Meat, glorious meat! Heeheeha!"
>Cirno - "Oi! Why's nobody listenin'?!"
>Dai - "They're filtering you out because you're being too loud."

>Satori - Sigh.
>Koishi - Facepalm. Well, that was both unexpected, and expected. Lovely little paradox that.
>Okuu - "Unyu? Well, I am pretty strong!"
>Suika - Heh, kid's got a good arm on 'er. Then again, she probably hangs out with Yuugi a lot. ...Where is the old battle-maniac anyhow? She's missin' all the fun!

>Yuuka - Arrive!
>"Why'd nobody invite me?!"
>Beat.
>"...And why are some of you adults? And why is Shinki here? And whats the story with Alice looking as she used to? And Mima, you old rabble-rouser you, why didn't you tell me there was going to be a party!"
>Remilia - ...Oh crap.
>Flandre - "Yay! It's the flower lady with the huge laser!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 27, 2012, 10:53:18 PM
These might as well be chapter titles:
>Byakuren - "I suppose we may as well."
>Nazrin - "Leave it to me! I can hear right where it is!"
>Let's get going with the crew!
>Kyouko waves. "Guys, where are you going? Can I come too?"
>"We're off to a party! Come on with us!" Nazrin announces with confidence.
>"Yay! Party!"
>Yuuka - Arrive!
>"Why'd nobody invite me?!"
>Beat.
>"...And why are some of you adults? And why is Shinki here? And whats the story with Alice looking as she used to? And Mima, you old rabble-rouser you, why didn't you tell me there was going to be a party!"
>Remilia - ...Oh crap.
>Flandre - "Yay! It's the flower lady with the huge laser!
Yuuka can't arrive at the Scarlet Devil Mansion in one command! She's too slow for that! Wait no I'm not going to pull something like that.
>Mima waves as everyone is in stunned silence. "Hi, Yuuka! You should visit more often!"
>Yuuka smiles. "You, vampire girl, were a lot younger when I last saw you. I wonder who's responsible?"
>Everyone points to Chiri. She sighs. "Again? Way to throw me into the path of a giant laser, guys."
>Miko - "Hmm...Yes, perhaps that is a good idea. let us be off!"
>Let's take the group to the Shrine!
>Everyone at the mausoleum heads off to the Hakurei shrine, where the group finds absolutely nobody.
>Seiga scratches her head. "You know, I sorta expected at least someone to be here. Why isn't anyone here?"
>Chiri - Eep. Why's everyone beating us up...
>Mima - "Ahahaha! So this is the little imp who was causing all that chaos and mayhem?"
>Give 'er a good stiff pat on the back, nice and hard. "You got guts kid! Causin' trouble like that when Reimu and my own little student are on the job! I like that!"
>Yuyuko - "Doesn't she~? Quite admirable~"
>Chiri cowers. "Please don't hurt me, Miss Mima."
>Yuyuko giggles. "You certainly are a cute one!"
>Youmu is being force-fed sake by an overeager Suika. "C'mon! It's a party, you gotta drink!"
>Shinki "Aaaaaliiiice~!" *GLOMP!*
>Alice - "B'duh!"
>Alice waves at Reimu and Marisa. "Guys, help!"
>Marisa hiccups. Reimu considers it, then shakes her head. "Nah. It's too fum watching you."
>Shinki picks Alice up, and starts fussing over her. "Alice, are you sure you're eating right? You look just as little as you did when you left!"
>Marisa - "Hehahaha! This is golden! S'parties like this that really make you feel good, eh Reimu?"
>Reimu - "Yes, yes. Now please move away some, I can smell your breath from all the way over here."
>Marisa makes another attempt to latch on to Reimu, but Reimu pushes her away.
>"Marisa, I'm sure you're going to wake up with one heck of a hangover once this is finished."
>Marisa grins from her position on the ground. "Yeah, but for now I'm gonna party all night!"
>Chen - "Wow, sure is lively, isn't it?"
>Wriggle - "Yup, then again, that's how parties in Gensokyo generally end up."
>Mystia - "Hauuu...We were over it already before....You don't go chomping on people's heads Rumiaaa..."
>Rumia - "Yay! Meat, glorious meat! Heeheeha!"
>Cirno - "Oi! Why's nobody listenin'?!"
>Dai - "They're filtering you out because you're being too loud."
>Cirno considers Daiyousei's words carefully. "So, that should mean I should be louder, right?"
>Daiyousei hits Cirno. "No."
>Rumia is munching on meat contentedly, while Mystia is nursing her wounds.
>The Chibi Sakuya in charge of the meat trolley is panicking.
>Satori - Sigh.
>Koishi - Facepalm. Well, that was both unexpected, and expected. Lovely little paradox that.
>Okuu - "Unyu? Well, I am pretty strong!"
>Suika - Heh, kid's got a good arm on 'er. Then again, she probably hangs out with Yuugi a lot. ...Where is the old battle-maniac anyhow? She's missin' all the fun!
>Satori groans. "Utsuho, go get Rin back here."
>Koishi smiles. "Don't worry sis! I'll get Rin here!" She flies out to find Rin and the people at Eientei.
>Suika laughs. "Best party ever! I'll get Yuugi and the others up here, too!" She transforms into mist and flies off.
>Sakuya - "You are one too, no? Well, I suppose we can."
>Yumeko - "But of course."
>Maids - Compare notes, and share anecdotes while enjoying the party atmosphere.
>"Say, Yumeko," Sakuya asks, "Do you know any tips on managing gate guards?"
>"Yes I do. Of course, they're probably less extensive as yours are..."
>"Oh, I'm always open to more methods..." Sakuya trails off. "Hold on, I need to make sure this party doesn't get too rowdy."
>Sakuya appears next to Rumia, restraining her. "Youkai, I sure hope you aren't thinking of eating all the meat we have!"
>Yumeko walks up to Sakuya. "I suppose that I should help in managing the party."
>Sakuya nods. "Some assistance would be appreciated, yes."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: capt. h on October 28, 2012, 01:53:15 AM
> Quick, someone get a picture of Alice and Shinki.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on October 28, 2012, 04:11:05 AM
>Tenshi: Wait a minute. Pretty much everybody in Gensokyo is partying at that mansion and NOBODY INVITED US?
>Time to crash a party! Ride the biggest keystone we have right into the middle of it!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 28, 2012, 08:07:04 PM
>Yuuka - Well, at least she didn't cause too much trouble~
>And besides, she looks like she's already been through enough as it is without us~

>Chiri - Oooog...bad day.

>Youmu - Blegh...She actually left us alone for a moment...Whoa...spinny~ "*hic* Myooooon~"
>*Ka-Thunk!* "...Why's the floor feel so nice...?"
>Yuyuko - Oh dear~
>Yukari - "Never did have a very good tolerance, did she?"
>Hmm...perhaps we should 'invite' a few other people from a few other worlds we've visited...But who? Perhaps that world that's fighting those things called 'Angels' would work...
>Yes, it would be rather interesting to see how 'he' will react to a wrench like this being thrown into his plans~!

>Ran - "How did this happen, Chen?"
>Chen - "Oh, I was thirsty, so I took a drink from this fountain I found. And then I felt a little weird, and I ended up looking like this, nya!"
>Wriggle - "Just about all of us got tossed in though."
>Mystia - "Hauuu....Yeah..."
>Cirno - "This is just more proof dat I'm da strongest!"
>Dai - Apply DOPE_SLAP.bat to CIRNO.EXE
>Rumia - "Awwww~! But I like meat! And with this big body, I gotta eat more to keep going!"

>Sakuya - Sigh. Youkai.
>Yumeko - No matter what world you're in, there's always people like this.

>Alice - "You can blame Marisa and her shenanigans for this. She threw me into this strange fountain, and I ended up reverting to this shape."
>Shinki - Awwwww! She's so cute when she talks all mature like that~!

>Nazrin&Friends - More party members!
>Let's make for the party! Sounds like it's coming from that Mansion near the lake.

>Miko - "Strange...Did you not say there would be someone here? Perhaps she's away. Or, since it is late, she is asleep."
>Yoshika - "Maaaaybe!"
>Tojiko - Apply DOPE_SLAP.bat to- Oh yeah. Stupid ghostiness... "*grumble*"
>Futo - "....I want to burn something."
>Seiga - Apply DOPE_SLAP.bat to FUTO.EXE

>Remilia - "..Well, this has certainly gotten rather noisy, hasn't it Flan?"
>Flandre - "Heehee~! I like parties like this~! They're so fun~!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 28, 2012, 09:20:36 PM
The author has no knowledge of popular culture:
>Yuuka - Well, at least she didn't cause too much trouble~
>And besides, she looks like she's already been through enough as it is without us~
>Chiri is still cowering. "Don't hurt me either, miss giant laser shooter. I want to keep all of my limbs."
>Chiri - Oooog...bad day.
>Chiri thinks about things. She has had less than 24 hours of existence, and she's already been beaten up, pelted by danmaku, and shot at with various devices. Not fun.
>Youmu - Blegh...She actually left us alone for a moment...Whoa...spinny~ "*hic* Myooooon~"
>*Ka-Thunk!* "...Why's the floor feel so nice...?"
>Yuyuko - Oh dear~
>Yukari - "Never did have a very good tolerance, did she?"
>Yukari has a mischievous grin. "Say, Yuyuko, now you aren't being supervised!"
>Yuyuko smiles. "I suppose not! It appears that I can do anything I want now~"
>Hmm...perhaps we should 'invite' a few other people from a few other worlds we've visited...But who? Perhaps that world that's fighting those things called 'Angels' would work...
>Yes, it would be rather interesting to see how 'he' will react to a wrench like this being thrown into his plans~!
>Reimu stares. "What are you muttering about, Yukari? All that about angels and fighting?"
This is totally not an excuse for the author not knowing what the command is referencing. Not at all.
>Ran - "How did this happen, Chen?"
>Chen - "Oh, I was thirsty, so I took a drink from this fountain I found. And then I felt a little weird, and I ended up looking like this, nya!"
>Wriggle - "Just about all of us got tossed in though."
>Mystia - "Hauuu....Yeah..."
>Cirno - "This is just more proof dat I'm da strongest!"
>Dai - Apply DOPE_SLAP.bat to CIRNO.EXE
>Rumia - "Awwww~! But I like meat! And with this big body, I gotta eat more to keep going!"
>Ran scratches her head. "Well, considering what's been happening recently, that's not out of the question..."
>Cirno rubs her head. "Dai, you keep on hitting me and it's hurting!" she complains.
>Rumia is trying to negotiate with her captor.
>Sakuya - Sigh. Youkai.
>Yumeko - No matter what world you're in, there's always people like this.
>Sakuya is steadfast. "No, Rumia. You are a youkai. You don't even need to eat most of the time."
>Satori overhears Yumeko's thoughts. "Yup. They're everywhere in the Underground. Yes, I'm a mind reader."
>Alice - "You can blame Marisa and her shenanigans for this. She threw me into this strange fountain, and I ended up reverting to this shape."
>Shinki - Awwwww! She's so cute when she talks all mature like that~!
>Alice is being hugged too tightly. "Aww, I'm usually a grown up, mom!"
>Shinki laughs. "Yes, but you're not right now, and that's what matters!"
> Quick, someone get a picture of Alice and Shinki.
>On Youkai Mountain, Aya senses that her photography skills are needed! She grabs her camera and flies off towards the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
>She flies past Hina, who is surprised when a blur whizzes past and steals all the bad luck she was gathering.
>Then she runs into a kasha launched in the other direction.They both fall straight to the ground dizzily.
>On the bright side, someone breaks their fall. A karakasa, to be specific.
>Kogasa is not amused. "Get offa me! If I wanted to cushion people's falls I would have been a mattress, not an umbrella!"
>Tenshi: Wait a minute. Pretty much everybody in Gensokyo is partying at that mansion and NOBODY INVITED US?
>Time to crash a party! Ride the biggest keystone we have right into the middle of it!
>Tenshi notices the party, and surfs off on her keystone. Iku sighs and follows her. That girl can never stay out of trouble...
>Unfortunately, Tenshi miscalculates the angle, and ends up landing on a crow tengu, a kasha, and an eggplant-colored umbrella.
>Nitori, who was watching from a safe distance away, laughs so much that her optical camouflage falls off.
>Nazrin&Friends - More party members!
>Let's make for the party! Sounds like it's coming from that Mansion near the lake.
>The Myouren Temple group troops off to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. They walk past a keystone that is on top of three dazed youkai.
>Nazrin shrugs. Whatever happened, it wasn't her problem.
>Miko - "Strange...Did you not say there would be someone here? Perhaps she's away. Or, since it is late, she is asleep."
>Yoshika - "Maaaaybe!"
>Tojiko - Apply DOPE_SLAP.bat to- Oh yeah. Stupid ghostiness... "*grumble*"
>Futo - "....I want to burn something."
>Seiga - Apply DOPE_SLAP.bat to FUTO.EXE
>Tojiko is upset. "Why can't I dope slap anyone? Just because I'm a ghost? That's a stupid reason!"
>Seiga hits Futo. "Don't burn the shrine. Do you want that shrine maiden to beat us all up again? And Yoshika, stop eating the donations box!"
>Yoshika stops mid-bite. "Whyyyyyy?"
>"Alright, everyone calm down. I'm sure there's something going on somewhere else," Miko tries to restore order.
>Remilia - "..Well, this has certainly gotten rather noisy, hasn't it Flan?"
>Flandre - "Heehee~! I like parties like this~! They're so fun~!"
>Sakuya appears besides the vampires. "Mistress, I advise you to end the party soon."
>"Why?" Remilia asks.
>Marisa pulls out a spellcard. "Guys, look! Fireworks! Black Magic 'Event Horizon'!"
>"That," Sakuya points out.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 28, 2012, 09:47:43 PM
>Flandre - "Whee! Fireworks! Flan wants to join in too! QED - Ripples of 495 Years!"
>Remilia - "Gwah?!"
>Chiri - "Buuuuh?! Again?! Oy, with the Danmaku already!" Bad Day! Bad Day! Bad Day!
>Sakuya - Sigh. So much for that.

>Yuyuko - "Oh my, such lovely fireworks, I almost want to join in as well~"
>Yukari - "Hm? Oh, just thinking about something, but it might not have been such a good idea, given how things have developed currently. I doubt they would be able to handle Danmaku so easily." (It was Neon Genesis Evangelion.)

>Alice - "Um, there's Damnaku going on."
>Shinki - ....Oh! "Ah, right. I suppose I should join in the festivities as well then! As they say, 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do'!"
>Yumeko - ...So much for keeping her out of things. Sigh.

>Nitori "Bwahahaha! Now that was rich!"
>"...Geh! My Optical Camouflage!"

>Iku - "Eldest Daughter, I think you landed on something."
>Tenshi - "So? This ain't the mansion, so I'm tryin' again dammit!"
>Let's lift off with the stone again, and try and redo the whole thing!
>Kogasa - "Ooog...Now I know what an ant feels like when you step on it..."
>Orin - "Duuuh...birdies go tweet-tweet..."
>Aya - "Tweet-tweet!"

>Hina - What was that blur..? Oh well, it can't be anything too bad.
>...What happened to the bad luck we were stocking up on?

>Tojiko - Proceed to get irritated enough to cause some lightning in some random location.
>Futo - "Ooh, I do wonder what that struck this time!"
>Yoshika - "I doooon't knoooow."
>Seiga - "Well, we could check it out I suppose."
>Miko - "Hmm...Yes, shall we be off then?"
>Tao Brigade - Off to where the lightning struck!

>Myouren Crew - ...Lightning out of nowhere. We know who's behind that!
>Shou - "Looks like that ghost who's a part of that group of Taoists got mad again. Good thing we didn't get hit by that."
>Murasa - "I'll say. Last time I got hit by that, I was combing the frizz outta my hair for weeks!"
>Ichirin - "I suppose that's one good thing about being a ghost, you can survive things like that. Though most Youkai in general can as well."
>Unzan - Nod wordlessly, because words are not necessary for one as masculine as we! We're pink goddammit!
>Byakuren - "Hopefully they will not be looking for a battle."
>Nazrin - "Hey, we're almost to the party! Look sharp guys, looks like there's Danmaku goin' on too!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 29, 2012, 11:36:08 AM
All parties in Gensokyo eventually end up like this:
>Flandre - "Whee! Fireworks! Flan wants to join in too! QED - Ripples of 495 Years!"
>Remilia - "Gwah?!"
>Chiri - "Buuuuh?! Again?! Oy, with the Danmaku already!" Bad Day! Bad Day! Bad Day!
>Sakuya - Sigh. So much for that.
>Flandre's spellcard activates, and one by one other declare spellcards too.
>"Well, at least this is dodging practice," Reimu says, trying to look at the bright side.
>"Reimu, dodging practice doesn't involve literal walls of bullets!"Sakuya yells from the other side of the room.
>Marisa laughs. "The best part about this is that you can shoot anywhere and hit someone!"
>Chiri has given up on trying to dodge. "I think I'll just find a table to hide under or something..."
>Yuyuko - "Oh my, such lovely fireworks, I almost want to join in as well~"
>Yukari - "Hm? Oh, just thinking about something, but it might not have been such a good idea, given how things have developed currently. I doubt they would be able to handle Danmaku so easily." (It was Neon Genesis Evangelion.)
>Satori shrugs. "Well, whatever suits your fancy."
>Yukari, Yuyuko, and Satori are currently behind a gap wall that no danmaku can pass through.
>"Dangit, Yukari! If you're going to declare a spellcard, you could at least participate by actually dodging!" Reimu yells.
>Alice - "Um, there's Damnaku going on."
>Shinki - ....Oh! "Ah, right. I suppose I should join in the festivities as well then! As they say, 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do'!"
>Yumeko - ...So much for keeping her out of things. Sigh.
>Alice scratches her head. "Do you even have a spellcard?"
>Shinki shrugs. "Nope! I can still make danmaku, though!"
>"Shall I join in too, Shinki?" Yumeko asks.
>Nitori "Bwahahaha! Now that was rich!"
>"...Geh! My Optical Camouflage!"
>Nitori realizes that she's not hidden anymore. "Well, not that it matters much, anyway..."
>Iku - "Eldest Daughter, I think you landed on something."
>Tenshi - "So? This ain't the mansion, so I'm tryin' again dammit!"
>Let's lift off with the stone again, and try and redo the whole thing!
>Tenshi picks up her keystone and surfs towards the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Of course, by this point the danmaku is thick enough to start penetrating the walls, so Tenshi ends up getting hit by stray shots, if danmaku that is dodged can really be considered "stray shots."
>Iku decides to stand a safe distance away. "I'm not exactly paid for this, after all..." she muses.
>Kogasa - "Ooog...Now I know what an ant feels like when you step on it..."
>Orin - "Duuuh...birdies go tweet-tweet..."
>Aya - "Tweet-tweet!"
>Aya recovers first. "Well, it was nice knowin' you guys, but I've got an event to photograph!"
>"What, so you're just going to leave us here?" Kogasa asks.
>"Well, it's nothing personal..." Aya smiles as she lifts off the ground, ready for takeoff.
>Hina - What was that blur..? Oh well, it can't be anything too bad.
>...What happened to the bad luck we were stocking up on?
>Hina sighs. "Does that person know how long it takes to stockpile that much bad luck? I'd better recollect it before it injures too many people..."
>Hina looks around. "Now, how am I going to find someone with absurd amounts of bad luck? I should've followed the celestial's stone earlier..."
>Tojiko - Proceed to get irritated enough to cause some lightning in some random location.
>Futo - "Ooh, I do wonder what that struck this time!"
>Yoshika - "I doooon't knoooow."
>Seiga - "Well, we could check it out I suppose."
>Miko - "Hmm...Yes, shall we be off then?"
>Tao Brigade - Off to where the lightning struck!
>Tojiko is irritated. "Why aren't you guys listening to me?" she yells, summoning a lightning bolt from the sky.
>Some distance away, Aya is fried by lightning. It's super effective! Kogasa and Rin stare at the mishap. "Should I get my wheelbarrow?" Rin asks herself.
>Hina spots the lightning. "Well, there's one place to start..." she mutters to herself, flying towards the place it struck.
>Seiga grins. "Well, anywhere else is better than staying at an empty Hakurei Shrine! Let's get going to ground zero!"
>Miko leads the way as the Taoists head to one very unfortunate crow tengu.
>Myouren Crew - ...Lightning out of nowhere. We know who's behind that!
>Shou - "Looks like that ghost who's a part of that group of Taoists got mad again. Good thing we didn't get hit by that."
>Murasa - "I'll say. Last time I got hit by that, I was combing the frizz outta my hair for weeks!"
>Ichirin - "I suppose that's one good thing about being a ghost, you can survive things like that. Though most Youkai in general can as well."
>Unzan - Nod wordlessly, because words are not necessary for one as masculine as we! We're pink goddammit!
>Byakuren - "Hopefully they will not be looking for a battle."
>Nazrin - "Hey, we're almost to the party! Look sharp guys, looks like there's Danmaku goin' on too!"
>They laugh. Nazrin notices that the lightning struck near the same place that the celestial's keystone landed, but decides not to comment on it.
>Byakuren notices the danmaku flying everywhere. "Well, shall we go join the fun?"
>Murasa gives a battle-crazed grin "Let's do this!" she yells, charging in and pulling out a spellcard. "Drowning Sign 'Sinkable Vortex'!"
>"Not yet, Murasa," Ichirin calls."The only ones you'll hit are us! Dangit, it looks like she's not going to listen... Well then, Annihilation 'Consecutive Hooks throughout Heaven and Earth'!"
>"Let's go!" Shou cheers, declaring a spellcard of her own, "Jeweled Pagoda 'Radiant Treasure Gun'!"
>Nazrin just sighs. Unzan commiserates with her, as much as he can while being a part of Ichirin's spellcard. They both know how easily excited their masters are...
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 29, 2012, 08:21:44 PM
>Flandre - "Whee! This is fun! Danmaku everywhere~!"
>Remilia - Sigh. We're so going to have to do some serious repairs after all this.
>Sakuya - This is sure to put us back quite a bit...

>Shinki - "Oh, that reminds me Alice, but who is everyone else here? I recognize those two green-haired people, and that witch, but...Oh! Is that really Reimu? Did she dye her hair? I remember it being Purple."
>Alice - "...I have no idea if she did or not."
>Yumeko - Perhaps we should sit back and just supervise. Sakuya seems to have her hands full with just these people. The addition of Lady Shinki would be a disaster.

>Satori - "Well, this is a fine mess, isn't it?"
>Yuyuko - "But a beautiful show~"
>Yukari - "Indeed it is. I think I might simply watch the fun from here~"

>Reimu - Fat lot of help she is. Well, good thing we can just slip away from reality for a bit to catch our breath. Too bad for Marisa though, she's the one who started this all though, so she gets to reap the 'rewards'.
>Marisa - *PI-CHUN! CRASH!* "Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"
>Mima - So much for that.
>Yuuka - What a pity, she's so drunk it took a single shot to knock her to the ground~

>Chiri - Why does this always happen to us?! We should've just stayed out of sight like we first thought and not messed with things, we wouldn't have gotten wrapped up in this until we were all ready if we had just done that...

>Seiga - "Well, this is a strange occurrence, isn't it?"
>Tojiko - "Woo-hoo! I got a Tengu with that one!"
>Futo - "Impressive shot Tojiko!"
>Yoshika - "...I'm huuuungry."
>Miko - "You always are, Yoshika."

>Orin - Who're these weirdos?
>Kogasa - ...Oh no. Not her! We always time out against her! Run away!

>Byakuren - So energetic, maybe a little too much so~
>Nazrin - Sigh. We're the only sane one out of this group, aren't we? Well, except for Unzan, he's pretty level-headed for a cloud.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 29, 2012, 11:19:08 PM
>Flandre - "Whee! This is fun! Danmaku everywhere~!"
>Remilia - Sigh. We're so going to have to do some serious repairs after all this.
>Sakuya - This is sure to put us back quite a bit...
>"Flandre, don't get too excited. The last thing we need is more sections of the Scarlet Devil Mansion to repair," Sakuya calls out to Flandre, who's flying around the room with glee.
>Shinki - "Oh, that reminds me Alice, but who is everyone else here? I recognize those two green-haired people, and that witch, but...Oh! Is that really Reimu? Did she dye her hair? I remember it being Purple."
>Alice - "...I have no idea if she did or not."
>Yumeko - Perhaps we should sit back and just supervise. Sakuya seems to have her hands full with just these people. The addition of Lady Shinki would be a disaster.
>"Well," Alice considers, "you could always stay the night and I can introduce you to everyone when we don't have to dodge danmaku flying from all directions."
>"That's a great idea, Alice!" Shinki cheers. "I'm going to stay over at our house once this party ends, right?"
>Alice blushes. "Mom,  I'm usually a grown woman! I can't have you staying over at my house!"
>"But where else am I going to stay? Anyway, you're a child right now, and that's what matters. You can be a grown up later."
>Satori - "Well, this is a fine mess, isn't it?"
>Yuyuko - "But a beautiful show~"
>Yukari - "Indeed it is. I think I might simply watch the fun from here~"
>"Heh," Satori chuckles. "That's probably the safest thing to do right now."
>"You know," Yukari brings up, "this seems like the danmaku equivalent of outside world 'modern art.' I never saw the appeal in a bunch of paint splotches, but I guess I can see why it's art, now."
>Reimu - Fat lot of help she is. Well, good thing we can just slip away from reality for a bit to catch our breath. Too bad for Marisa though, she's the one who started this all though, so she gets to reap the 'rewards'.
>Marisa - *PI-CHUN! CRASH!* "Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"
>Mima - So much for that.
>Yuuka - What a pity, she's so drunk it took a single shot to knock her to the ground~
>Mima shakes her head. "Marisa, are you really so drunk that one shot can knock you out?"
>Yuuka smiles. "Well, she was doing pretty well in dodging before that."
>Reimu floats away from reality and into Yukari's safe zone. "So, how are you guys holding up?"
>"Oh shoot! I forgot about Ran!" Yukari realizes.
>"Nah, don't worry about her. Even though Chen looks like an adult now, Ran's maternal instincts have activated. Look!" Reimu points to  Ran, who is practically teleporting around the place to deflect danmaku away from a flustered Chen.
>Chiri - Why does this always happen to us?! We should've just stayed out of sight like we first thought and not messed with things, we wouldn't have gotten wrapped up in this until we were all ready if we had just done that...
>Chiri has found a sturdy table to hide under. "Well, I'll be safe under this table until someone starts using earth-based danmaku."
>It's at this time that Tenshi arrives on scene, dislodging pieces of the floor with keystones and the Sword of Hisou.
>Chiri stares at an earthquake crack that stopped right in front of her hiding place. "Of course," she mutters, "why would the universe let me catch a break?"
>Seiga - "Well, this is a strange occurrence, isn't it?"
>Tojiko - "Woo-hoo! I got a Tengu with that one!"
>Futo - "Impressive shot Tojiko!"
>Yoshika - "...I'm huuuungry."
>Miko - "You always are, Yoshika."
>The Taoists stare at the fried crow tengu.
>"Is she still conscious?" Futo asks, poking Aya. This contact has the effect of transferring all of Aya's bad luck to Futo. Nobody notices except for Hina, who is too far away to warn anyone.
>Hina sighs. "Collecting that bad luck is going to be more trouble than it's worth. I'm pretty sure that person can handle it,so i'll just let it get used up."
>Nitori laughs. "Hina, that's not very nice!" She deactivates her optical camouflage. "Though I haven't seen those people before. Maybe they're shut-ins?"
>Hina shrugs. "I'm sure that if they don't go outside that much, nothing too bad will happen to them. Anyway, there's a bigger accumulation of bad luck inside the mansion."
>Chiri's table shatters, so she's forced to dodge whiled finding a new piece of furniture to hide behind. She sneezes, loses her concentration, and ends up running straight into a keystone.
>"Woo! Got one!" Tenshi cheers.
>Orin - Who're these weirdos?
>Kogasa - ...Oh no. Not her! We always time out against her! Run away!
>"Hey, umbrella girl," Rin whispers. "You seem to know those people. Who are they?"
>"I know the zombie girl. She's mean and always times out my attacks!" Kogasa whispers back. "I gotta get away!" She flies towards the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>"Oho?" Futo overhears. "I notice that you don't know who we are! Well, let me tell you! We're the Taoists!"
>Rin scratches her head. "So, are you related to those buddhists at the temple or something?"
>"No!" Tojiko interjects. She summons lightning to hit Rin, but somehow it strikes Futo instead. "Huh. Well, anyway, we're the rivals of Buddhists! And don't you forget it!"
>Hina, watching from afar, winces. "Ooh. Looks like that one hurt."
>Byakuren - So energetic, maybe a little too much so~
>Nazrin - Sigh. We're the only sane one out of this group, aren't we? Well, except for Unzan, he's pretty level-headed for a cloud.
>"Well, I guess we better join in, right Nazrin?" Byakure has a sweet smile on her face as she skips into the battle zone. "Light Magic 'Magic Milky Way'!"
>Nazrin shrugs. "Of course it would be the curving lasers. Nothing for it, I guess. Jeweled Pagoda 'Greatest Treasure'!"
>Unzan is confused. Nazrin looks at him defensively. "I just had the Jeweled Pagoda duplicated by that shopkeeper. This time, if Shou loses it again, I'll give her the backup one while I search for the real one!"
>Unzan nods. He certainly sees the wisdom in doing something like that.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 29, 2012, 11:50:09 PM
>Orin - "That's new, you intend to hit your friend there?"
>Futo - "Bzzzt."
>Seiga - "Hmm....Sometimes I wonder."
>Yoshika - "Uuuuuhhhh?"
>Miko - Facepalm. Just....Facepalm.

>Flandre - "Whee~! Wahahaha~! Danmaku for everyone~!"
>Sakuya - ....So much for her being behaved. Then again, she was probably wanting to 'cut loose', given her new and improved body.
>Let's timestop quickly and set some knives to going for that bothersome Celestial. The usual way, naturally.
>Remilia - Sigh. This is going to take weeks to repair...

>Chiri - "Ooohgh...Staaaaaars...."
>Tenshi - "Ha-HA! How's that Keystone taste?"
>"...Eh? Where'd these knives come fro- GWARGH! Oi, with the sharp things already!"

>Hina - Well, let's go get that Bad Luck, whoever's being plagued by it must be suffering quite a lot.

>Alice - Sigh. She never changes.
>Shinki - "Awww, come on Aaaaliiiice~"
>Yumeko - Perhaps we should intervene for once. That girl with the peach hat could destroy the entire mansion if we aren't careful.
>...Well, that's one way to resolve things. We should meddle with space to prevent anymore of those earthquakes, just to be on the safe side.

>Yukari - "Oh my, it seems we have more guests~! And ah, look who it is! The Buddhists~!"
>Yuyuko - "Oh my~"
>Reimu - Sigh. What a pain...
>Satori - "For being a supposedly peace-loving group, they certainly don't hesitate to join in the danmaku."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 30, 2012, 08:57:33 AM
I forgot one of these last time, but this time you still get one!:
>Orin - "That's new, you intend to hit your friend there?"
>Futo - "Bzzzt."
>Seiga - "Hmm....Sometimes I wonder."
>Yoshika - "Uuuuuhhhh?"
>Miko - Facepalm. Just....Facepalm.
>Tojiko scratches her head again. "No, you see, that was sorta aimed at you. Here, let me try it again..."
>Lightning strike Futo again. Rin backs away slowly. "Right. I have some place to get back to, so good luck with that."
>"Hey, wait!" Seiga calls after the fleeing Rin, "We still need to convert you to Taoism!"
>Kogasa pops out of Rin's wheelbarrow! "Surprise! By the way, you made the right choice. I'm pretty sure they're all a bunch of loonies."
>That's when Rin puts her wheelbarrow-pushing skills to work, dodging danmaku all over the place.
>"Could you go a little slower?" Kogasa mumbles, "I'm starting to feel sick..."
>Flandre - "Whee~! Wahahaha~! Danmaku for everyone~!"
>Sakuya - ....So much for her being behaved. Then again, she was probably wanting to 'cut loose', given her new and improved body.
>Let's timestop quickly and set some knives to going for that bothersome Celestial. The usual way, naturally.
>Remilia - Sigh. This is going to take weeks to repair...
>Sakuya stops time and surrounds Tenshi with knives. She's a celestial. I'm sure she can handle it.
>Remilia watches from behind another table and sighs. "We're going to have to spend so much time fixing the mansion after this..."
>Flandre gets hit by one of Reimu's homing amulets and her spellcard times out. "Aww. I still got other ones, though! Taboo 'Cranberry Trap'!"
>Reimu groans. "That spellcard? Man that sure was a pain. took forever to beat, if I remember correctly."
>Satori nods. "It certainly looks needlessly complicated. Still, it does have that ominous air to it."
>Chiri - "Ooohgh...Staaaaaars...."
>Tenshi - "Ha-HA! How's that Keystone taste?"
>"...Eh? Where'd these knives come fro- GWARGH! Oi, with the sharp things already!"
>Sakuya appears next to Tenshi. "Now, I hope you're not purposely trying to wreck the mansion," she whispers ominously.
>"Hey, Sakuya," Chiri interjects, "I know you're busy threatening the celestial and all, but next time, please try not to pin me to the wall with stray knives." She's pinned to the wall with several knives holding her sleeves.
>Sakuya sighs. "Well I guess since you don't have any spellcards to use..." She removes the knives and Chiri falls on the floor, landing on the legs of an upside-down table.
>"Now as for you..." Sakuya turns to Tenshi, who laughs nervously.
>"You wouldn't harm a celestial, would you...?" Tenshi asks.
>Hina - Well, let's go get that Bad Luck, whoever's being plagued by it must be suffering quite a lot.
>Hina dusts herself off. "Well Nitori, I have some bad luck to gather. Which person should I go after first, that grey-haired woman or the one inside the mansion?"
>Alice - Sigh. She never changes.
>Shinki - "Awww, come on Aaaaliiiice~"
>Yumeko - Perhaps we should intervene for once. That girl with the peach hat could destroy the entire mansion if we aren't careful.
>...Well, that's one way to resolve things. We should meddle with space to prevent anymore of those earthquakes, just to be on the safe side.
>Yumeko stares at Sakuya's intimidation tactics. "Well," she mutters. "she's certainly efficient."
>Alice sighs. "Oh fine, mom. I'll let you stay over. I gotta warn you, though, my house isn't really prepared for any guests."
>Shinki cheers. "Yaaaay!"
>Yukari - "Oh my, it seems we have more guests~! And ah, look who it is! The Buddhists~!"
>Yuyuko - "Oh my~"
>Reimu - Sigh. What a pain...
>Satori - "For being a supposedly peace-loving group, they certainly don't hesitate to join in the danmaku."
>Unzan punches through a wall, and the Buddhists appear on the scene. Sakuya groans. "Right after I prevent one person from tearing down the mansion, another one appears..."
>Inside the safe zone, Komachi appears, carrying an unconscious Shikieiki. "Some party isn't it?" she laughs.
>Satori sighs. "If all your aboveground parties end up like this, I prefer to stay down in the underground. At least with oni you know how your house is going to break."
>Yuyuko smiles. "You know what they say: When in Gensokyo, do as Gensokyoans do. And what we do is danmaku! Lots of it!"
>Reimu facepalms. "This isn't danmaku anymore as much as it is a big wall of colorful pain. I'm surprised we haven't seen any ridiculously huge lasers yet."
>Somewhere in the chaos, Marisa declares her signature spellcard. "Love Sign 'Master Spark'!"
>"And there it is," Reimu points out, "right on cue."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 30, 2012, 10:22:23 PM
>Flandre - "Whee!"
>Hey, we'll go and grab an extra wing crystal we have lying around in our room after this one times out! This is gonna be great!
>Remilia - "Oogh...This is really going to cut into the funds..."
>Pause.
>"...Even if Patchy can just make more with her alchemy."

>Sakuya - Well, she clearly doesn't know how we work, do we? Let's pin her to the wall, and maybe leave a few knives in her as well.
>"Next time, think before you act."
>Tenshi - "Gwaaaargh!"

>Chiri - "Yeah...i'm just gonna..hide. Over heeeere-?!"
>Yukari - She's had enough punishment for the day, let's pull her into the safezone~!
>Yuyuko - "Welcome to the safezone, little one~"
>Satori - "Well, as safe as a place can be when you're surrounded by some of Gensokyo's Most Infamous."
>Reimu - "On the bright side, Marisa's not in here."
>Komachi - "Yeah, that'd be a disaster. Hope you guys don't mind me and the boss relaxin' in here for a bit."

>Cirno - Ow. Ow. Ow. *Pi-chun! THUNK!*
>"D-dammit...I'm still...da strongest."
>Dai - Sigh. "Okay Cirno, whatever you say."
>Let's just...drag her somewhere safer.
>Mystia - "Hauuuuu.....Too much danmaku!"
>Hey, Dai's got the right idea! We'll go with her!
>Wriggle - "Ha-ha! This is a blast!"
>...Uh-Oh. *Spark'd*
>Rumia - "Whoaaa...! That was AWESOME!"

>Lyrica - "Hey hey hey! A party like this needs a rockin' tune! Hit it!"
>Prismrivers - Cue awesome music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKokS_itzw)!
>Lunasa - Such a pain, but we'll get through it alright.
>Merlin - Let's have a blast!

>Seiga - "Awww...They got away."
>Yoshika - "Aaaaawwwwww...."
>Futo - "Fzzt. Bzzz."
>Tojiko - Why the hell's our lightning not working?!
>Miko - Sigh. With friends like these...
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on October 30, 2012, 11:26:12 PM
All parties in Gensokyo end up like this. It just sorta happens,:
>Flandre - "Whee!"
>Hey, we'll go and grab an extra wing crystal we have lying around in our room after this one times out! This is gonna be great!
>Remilia - "Oogh...This is really going to cut into the funds..."
>Pause.
>"...Even if Patchy can just make more with her alchemy."
>Watching from the safe zone, Satori turns to Yukari. "Should we stop Flandre before she drops the entire mansion down on our heads?"
>Reimu shrugs. "Better the Scarlet Devil Mansion than my shrine."
>Cirno - Ow. Ow. Ow. *Pi-chun! THUNK!*
>"D-dammit...I'm still...da strongest."
>Dai - Sigh. "Okay Cirno, whatever you say."
>Let's just...drag her somewhere safer.
>Daiyousei drags the unconscious Cirno behind a table for safety. "You should spend some time to recover," she advises Cirno.
>Mystia - "Hauuuuu.....Too much danmaku!"
>Hey, Dai's got the right idea! We'll go with her!
>Wriggle - "Ha-ha! This is a blast!"
>...Uh-Oh. *Spark'd*
>Rumia - "Whoaaa...! That was AWESOME!"
>Mystia dives towards Daiyousei's improvised safe spot, but doesn't get there in time.
>This is in part because she runs into Wriggle since the latter was whizzing around the room.
>They both recover just enough to notice a giant laser headed straight in their direction.
>"There really should be a 'one laser-related death per day' rule," Wriggle muses.
>"Yup," Mystia agrees. They are both blasted through a wall, running straight into a swerving kasha and her karakasa passenger.
>"Huh," Rin scratches her head. "Well, a couple more passengers couldn't hurt~"
>Sakuya - Well, she clearly doesn't know how we work, do we? Let's pin her to the wall, and maybe leave a few knives in her as well.
>"Next time, think before you act."
>Tenshi - "Gwaaaargh!"
>Tenshi is breathing heavily. "You think you can stop me with just a few knives?" she gasps.
>In response, Sakuya puts a couple more knives in her.
>"Okay, that's starting to hurt," Tenshi admits.
>Outside the mansion, Iku has the feeling that Tenshi is getting into more trouble. She has too much on her own hands to worry about that, though. Getting hit by a stray bullet, she accidentally discharges two bolts of lightning.
>"My, Alice. This looks like quite the party, but it's past your bedtime isn't it?" Shinki smiles motherly.
>"Sure. I'd rather leave before I get knocked out like those youkai." Alice agrees.
>Yumeko bows to Sakuya. "Feel free to contact me in Makai whenever you would like to trade tips. I'm sure someone you know would be willing to open up a portal some time or another, but for now I must attend to my master."
>Sakuya bows back. "It was a pleasure having you here. I'll contact you later, perhaps."
>"C'mon, Yumeko! We're leaving!" Shinki calls.
>Shinki carries Alice, who is trying to break free, under her right arm. They run into Byakuren, who is dodging the danmaku effortlessly.
>"Ah, you're that magician who was sealed in Makai a while back," Shinki recognizes. "Be sure to make sure my Alice comes by to visit me when I leave!"
>Byakuren smiles. "I suppose I should; she is your daughter, after all."
>Shinki, Alice, and Yumeko leave the Scarlet Devil Mansion towards the Forest of Magic and Alice's house.
>Chiri - "Yeah...i'm just gonna..hide. Over heeeere-?!"
>Yukari - She's had enough punishment for the day, let's pull her into the safezone~!
>Yuyuko - "Welcome to the safezone, little one~"
>Satori - "Well, as safe as a place can be when you're surrounded by some of Gensokyo's Most Infamous."
>Reimu - "On the bright side, Marisa's not in here."
>Komachi - "Yeah, that'd be a disaster. Hope you guys don't mind me and the boss relaxin' in here for a bit."
>Chiri is creeping away towards another table when Yukari pulls her through a gap into the safe zone. "I expect a favor for this, by the way," Yukari points out.
>Chiri catches her breath. "Thanks," she mutters. "Anything to get me away from giant lasers..."
>Satori stares at Chiri. "How does your power work, anyway? I can't get anything out of your mind related to that."
>"Oh, that?" Chiri laughs nervously. "It sorta requires nobody watching or paying attention to me, so you can't really copy it, I guess."
>"Shame," Patchouli observes, floating down from above. "I would have liked a spell that can create complex structures as effortlessly as you can."
>Lyrica - "Hey hey hey! A party like this needs a rockin' tune! Hit it!"
>Prismrivers - Cue awesome music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKokS_itzw)!
>Lunasa - Such a pain, but we'll get through it alright.
>Merlin - Let's have a blast!
>Reimu jumps. "When did you get in here?" she yells over the loud music the sisters are playing.
>"I dunno," Merlin grins manically.
>Satori rubs her ears. "At the very least, could you try to play a little quieter?"
>Seiga - "Awww...They got away."
>Yoshika - "Aaaaawwwwww...."
>Futo - "Fzzt. Bzzz."
>Tojiko - Why the hell's our lightning not working?!
>Miko - Sigh. With friends like these...
>Tojiko scratches her head again. "No, wait. I did it all right. Maybe it'll work now!"
>Futo is struck by another bolt of lightning.
>Miko stops Tojiko before she can try to summon another one. "Stop. It hasn't been working, so there must be some other cause behind it."
>Futo is struck by lightning again. Everyone glares at Tojiko. "What? It wasn't me this time!"
>"I'm so sorry," Iku calls. "Wow, you must be really unfortunate! Huh, I wonder where the other lightning bolt struck..."
>Hina laughs. "I guess I should wait for all the sparks to die down before going in, eh, Nitori?"
>Nitori pulls out a cucumber. "Whatever. You should go for it if you want to. I'm sure nobody would mind that much. They'd probably be thankful, even."
>Aya pops out behind them. "Say, Hina. How does your power work? Just journalist curiosity."
>"Well, I can manipulate the flow of misfortune, and help spread it or keep it in one place or person. See?" Hina directs some ambient bad luck towards Aya, who gets struck by Iku's other thunderbolt.
>Hina bends over the dazed Aya. "By the way, spinning helps. If you want to get rid of bad luck quickly, just start spinning~!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on October 30, 2012, 11:55:29 PM
>Flandre - "Whee~!"
>...Awww...no more time left in the card...Let's beeline for our room so we can pick up a spare Wing Crystal!

>Remilia - What's she up to...?

>Sakuya - Let's put a few more knives in that Celestial, just to be sure.
Meiling - Wince - "Oooh, that's gotta hurt!" Lucky it ain't us!

>Chiri - "Eh, it's no different from any of the other powers when you think about it."
>Patchouli - "True."
>Yukari - "Well, seems things are starting to wind down, wouldn't you say?"
>Satori - "It would seem so, there's fewer and fewer chaotic thoughts. Likely due to the crossfire."
>Reimu - "I feel sorry for Sakuya, she's gonna have quite the cleanup to do."

>Hina - Let's make for the mansion! "And remember, spinning drives away bad luck~! Spiiiin~!"

>Wriggle - "B'duh. Lousy lasers."
>Mystia - "Agreed."
>Kogasa - "Oh hi guys!"
>Rin - Ah well, let's get back in, and to a safe spot.
>Okuu - "...Oh! There she is! Found Rin!" After her!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 01, 2012, 11:03:27 AM
Was I supposed to update yesterday? Whoops.:
>Flandre - "Whee~!"
>...Awww...no more time left in the card...Let's beeline for our room so we can pick up a spare Wing Crystal!
>Flandre makes a beeline towards her room to grab a spare wing crystal.
>Remilia - What's she up to...?
>Remila sighs. "Flandre, you don't have to crash through walls to get to your room," she calls after her sister.
>Sakuya - Let's put a few more knives in that Celestial, just to be sure.
Meiling - Wince - "Oooh, that's gotta hurt!" Lucky it ain't us!
>Tenshi laughs again. "Go ahead, do your worst! I'm already recovering!"
>"Um, I wouldn't say that..." Meiling mumbles quietly.
>Sakuya fake-sighs. "Well, if you insist..." she grins.
>Tenshi now has more sharp things in her than a very used pincushion.
>Meiling taps Sakuya's shoulder. "Don't you think that's enough?"
>Sakuya shrugs carelessly. "Well, she's a celestial. They can handle these sorts of things."
>Chiri - "Eh, it's no different from any of the other powers when you think about it."
>Patchouli - "True."
>Yukari - "Well, seems things are starting to wind down, wouldn't you say?"
>Satori - "It would seem so, there's fewer and fewer chaotic thoughts. Likely due to the crossfire."
>Reimu - "I feel sorry for Sakuya, she's gonna have quite the cleanup to do."
>Patchouli stops to consider this. "I guess it's no weirder than Reimu's ability to float. What would be the exact words of your ability? Something like 'manipulating unobserved areas'?"
>Chiri thinks about it. "I guess that sounds right. Are you sure Reimu's ability is floating? That sorta sounds too weak for a shrine maiden who can leave reality..."
>Reimu nods. "It's part of the reason Patchouli wants to know what the exact wording of your ability is. My ability lets me float anywhere, including places outside of reality."
>"Wow," Chiri stares. "Gensokyo is weird."
>Yukari laughs. "That may be, but it's still our Gensokyo, and nothing's going to end it while I'm around!"
>Satori is paying attention to the chaos outside. "It seems like most of the weaker youkai have been shot down already. Marisa's Master Spark certainly cleared the field."
>"Love Sign 'Master Spark'!"
>Komachi laughs. "There she goes again! I wonder how many copies of that spellcard she has."
>Hina - Let's make for the mansion! "And remember, spinning drives away bad luck~! Spiiiin~!"
>Hina finally arrives at the warzone, leaving Nitori and a zapped Aya behind. "My, there's just misfortune everywhere! I better get started on collecting it right away~!"
>She starts spinning and following a trail of strong misfortune.
>Wriggle - "B'duh. Lousy lasers."
>Mystia - "Agreed."
>Kogasa - "Oh hi guys!"
>Rin - Ah well, let's get back in, and to a safe spot.
>Okuu - "...Oh! There she is! Found Rin!" After her!
>Utsuho tacklehugs Rin. "Hi, Orin!"
>"Okuu, this is not a good time for that!" Rin gasps.
>Kogasa is staring at the spinning lady who's approaching the group. "Hello spinny lady! What are you coming over here for?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 01, 2012, 03:19:12 PM
>Hina - "Oh, just doing my job, gathering Misfortune~ Spiiin~! Spinning's a good way to disperse your misfortune y'know~!"
>Let's get to work~!

>Flandre - ...Aha! Here it is, that really neat one we never really felt fit with the rest! That weird crystal that fell from the sky! We were gonna try finding another one eventually, but maybe Chiri can help make more!
>Let's head back up to the others!
>Remilia - Sigh. So much repairwork to do...Eh? Why'd she get that weird crystal? Well, she can't make things any worse than they already are...Can she?

>Sakuya - "Well, now that that's been settled, Let's get prepared to begin cleaning up. Mini-Maid Squad, form up!"
>Meiling - Wow...They're so obedient! ...Wait, why's some of the little versions of us mixed in?
>...Guess this means we'd look good in a maid outfit too? ...Nah, ain't our style!

>Mima - "Man, what a wild party, eh Yuuka? Kinda makes you miss the old days, eh?"
>Yuuka - Sigh nostalgically. "Indeed...But, just watching the younger generation have their fun just as we did is enjoyable too."

>Chiri - "Technically though, I mess around with the 'Quantum Geography'. To put it simply, you don't really know what's on the other side of a hill, it could be a village, a cave, or even a treasure chest. I mess around with that, and make whatever I want from that unknown space. It's how I made that Fountain that alters ages. I guess it's perception-based?"
>Patchouli - "Interesting..."
>Reimu - ...Wonder if she can make food too?
>Satori - "She might be able to, Reimu."
>Yukari - "Ahaha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnH9Gbw4ybk) She must be thinking about food again~"
>Yuyuko - Join in the laughter! It's contagious after all~!

>Ran - Phew...Looks like things finally cooled off...
>Chen - Wow....That was AWESOME!

>Okuu - "Unyu? What happened here? It looks like an Oni party happened."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - In Which Flandre throws some more people into things
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 01, 2012, 10:55:58 PM
The party will end... eventually:
>Hina - "Oh, just doing my job, gathering Misfortune~ Spiiin~! Spinning's a good way to disperse your misfortune y'know~!"
>Let's get to work~!
>"Oh," Kogasa says. "Thanks for that! I don't like being unlucky!"
>"Hey," Rin asks, "if you're gathering misfortune, what do you do with it?"
>Hina smiles. "I solidify it. Blocks of misfortune, when they're handled properly, suck up the bad luck around the area. Sometimes people give me faith for a block or two."
>Flandre - ...Aha! Here it is, that really neat one we never really felt fit with the rest! That weird crystal that fell from the sky! We were gonna try finding another one eventually, but maybe Chiri can help make more!
>Let's head back up to the others!
>Remilia - Sigh. So much repairwork to do...Eh? Why'd she get that weird crystal? Well, she can't make things any worse than they already are...Can she?
>Flandre grins to herself, but then realizes she could've tried something else with the shiny rock. Maybe if she replaced a wing crystal with one, then she'd get cat ears! It's worth a shot!
>Well that can wait until later. Right now, Sakuya's cleaning things up, and it would be a bad idea to interfere with Sakuya's cleaning.
>Sakuya - "Well, now that that's been settled, Let's get prepared to begin cleaning up. Mini-Maid Squad, form up!"
>Meiling - Wow...They're so obedient! ...Wait, why's some of the little versions of us mixed in?
>...Guess this means we'd look good in a maid outfit too? ...Nah, ain't our style!
>The final spellcards are either broken or timed out, and the guests start to leave.
>"Say, Sakuya. Why are there mini mes in that mob?" Meiling asks.
>"Huh. I didn't notice that." Sakuya says to herself. "Alright! Chibi Meilings, get to the gate! It's not going to guard itself!"
>Some chibis from the crowd rush out the front door to stand guard.
>Mima - "Man, what a wild party, eh Yuuka? Kinda makes you miss the old days, eh?"
>Yuuka - Sigh nostalgically. "Indeed...But, just watching the younger generation have their fun just as we did is enjoyable too."
>Mima laughs. "I'm surprised that everyone seems to be using spellcards. Who's enforcing them?"
>Yuuka points to the safe zone. "Reimu is. Who did you expect?"
>Marisa wakes up on the ground. "Ugh," she moans, "I've got a killer hangover already..."
>Chiri - "Technically though, I mess around with the 'Quantum Geography'. To put it simply, you don't really know what's on the other side of a hill, it could be a village, a cave, or even a treasure chest. I mess around with that, and make whatever I want from that unknown space. It's how I made that Fountain that alters ages. I guess it's perception-based?"
>Patchouli - "Interesting..."
>Reimu - ...Wonder if she can make food too?
>Satori - "She might be able to, Reimu."
>Yukari - "Ahaha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnH9Gbw4ybk) She must be thinking about food again~"
>Yuyuko - Join in the laughter! It's contagious after all~!
>As Chiri explains how her powers work, Yukari removes the safe zone.
>"What?" Reimu asks defensively. "I'm human! We actually need to eat!"
>Satori stretches. "Well, at any rate, I'm glad the fight's died down."
>Komachi grins. "It was one of the most exciting parties I've been to, but I really should go. Stop by the Sanzu River, sometimes! It gets boring over there!" She steps off, carrying the sleeping Judge of Paradise.
>Ran - Phew...Looks like things finally cooled off...
>Chen - Wow....That was AWESOME!
>Ran glares at Yukari. "You could've helped me out, you know."
>Yukari sips a cup of tea she gapped from the kitchen. "Why? You seem to have been doing fine by yourself."
>Chen's eyes are practically sparkling in amazement.
>Okuu - "Unyu? What happened here? It looks like an Oni party happened."
>Flandre laughs. "No, but you're not that far off from the truth!"
>Utsuho still looks puzzled.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 01, 2012, 11:17:35 PM
>Flandre - "A GENSOKYO PARTY happened~! Danmaku everywhere~!" Fling around a little danmaku to emphasize things!
>Wait, since Chiri probably made those rocks... "Liiiiightbulb! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE)"
>"Chiri! Can you make more of those shiny green rocks that made the chibi me into a catgirl version?"
>Remilia - "B'duh!" Nice aim Flan, pegging your own sister in the forehead.
>Oh now what's she thinking? When she says that, it means she's got another zany scheme in mind. The last time she had one of those, we almost had to rebuild the mansion from the foundations up.
>...Then again, now's a good excuse to rebuild again. Perhaps we can 'persuade' that little Youkai, Chiri, to rebuild for us? Perhaps a nice little castle overlooking a cliff over the lake, like in that one game about vampires and that clan of hunters. What were they called again, Brumonds? Belmons? Oh yes, that's what it was. Belmonts! "Liiiiightbulb. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE)"
>Sakuya - Well, easy to see where Flan picked it up from.

 >Hina - "Well, I've got to get to work now~!"
>Twirly-twirl-twirl~ Gathering Misfortune~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 02, 2012, 11:36:09 AM
Um... shoot. I can't think of anything to put here.:
>Flandre - "A GENSOKYO PARTY happened~! Danmaku everywhere~!" Fling around a little danmaku to emphasize things!
>Wait, since Chiri probably made those rocks... "Liiiiightbulb! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE)"
>"Chiri! Can you make more of those shiny green rocks that made the chibi me into a catgirl version?"
>Utsuho nods wisely. "Ah. Danmaku. That makes sense."
>Chiri jumps. "Um, I guess I can? Why? Doesn't Sakuya have some already?"
>Remilia - "B'duh!" Nice aim Flan, pegging your own sister in the forehead.
>Oh now what's she thinking? When she says that, it means she's got another zany scheme in mind. The last time she had one of those, we almost had to rebuild the mansion from the foundations up.
>...Then again, now's a good excuse to rebuild again. Perhaps we can 'persuade' that little Youkai, Chiri, to rebuild for us? Perhaps a nice little castle overlooking a cliff over the lake, like in that one game about vampires and that clan of hunters. What were they called again, Brumonds? Belmons? Oh yes, that's what it was. Belmonts! "Liiiiightbulb. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE)"
>Satori sidles up to Chiri. "Say, would your powers work for house repair?"
>"No, I don't think so. I'd be able to create the raw materials, but I can't change the mansion or the ground it sits on directly..."
>Satori eyes Remilia nervously. "Just wondering."
>Chiri tilts her head. "Huh?"
>Sakuya - Well, easy to see where Flan picked it up from.
>Huh. Saying "lightbulb" is a fun way to show you have an idea, Sakuya realizes. I could see why Remilia started doing that.
>Flandre tacklehugs her. "Sakuya! Do you have any shiny stones or something? Chiri said you did!"
>Hina - "Well, I've got to get to work now~!"
>Twirly-twirl-twirl~ Gathering Misfortune~!
>Kogasa stares ath the spinning curse goddess. "She's weird. Why's she headed towards that new youkai?"
>Rin laughs. "She's no weirder than anyone else here."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 02, 2012, 02:22:08 PM
>Sakuya - Let's pass off the other rocks to Flan then. They're taking up room in the TSMS anyhow.
>Flandre - "Woo-hoo!" Let's try swapping the green one with one of the green wing-crystals!

>Hina - "You've got quite a lot of misfortune, don't you?" Time to get to work!
>Chiri - "Today's been a pretty bad one, yeah. Not very fun when it's your first day actually being a thing."
>Satori - Oh, that's the curse goddess, isn't it? So this is how she removes misfortune. We'll keep a safe distance, seeing as how today's already been bad enough.

>Remilia - Oh, but wait, apparently it doesn't work on named locations...
>"Liiiightbulb. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE)" We'll just have her make it near the lake! Genius!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 03, 2012, 03:18:05 AM
Quality is subjective, except when it's not:
>Sakuya - Let's pass off the other rocks to Flan then. They're taking up room in the TSMS anyhow.
>Flandre - "Woo-hoo!" Let's try swapping the green one with one of the green wing-crystals!
>Flandre swaps a green crystal with a shiny green stone. Strangely enough, it takes on the appearance of a wing-crystal.
>She grows cat ears but the author doesn't have the time or motivation to search Safebooru for a picture
>Sakuya glances at Chiri, who shrugs. "Hey, I just made them. Don't go asking me how they work."
>Hina - "You've got quite a lot of misfortune, don't you?" Time to get to work!
>Chiri - "Today's been a pretty bad one, yeah. Not very fun when it's your first day actually being a thing."
>Satori - Oh, that's the curse goddess, isn't it? So this is how she removes misfortune. We'll keep a safe distance, seeing as how today's already been bad enough.
>Hina starts spinning, and soon a visible stream of misfortune can be seen flowing from Chiri to Hina.
>Chiri is shocked. "Wow. I knew I was unlucky, but this is sorta incredible!"
>Hina has to spin faster to collect more misfortune. Chiri is getting nervous.
>Satori laughs. "Wow, first day of existence, and you've collected this much misfortune! Is it a byproduct of using your powers?"
>Patchouli looks thoughtful. "You know, that actually might make sense..."
>Hina slows down as the last bits of misfortune are collected. "Great," she mutters. "Does anyone have a good place to just leave ungodly amounts of misfortune?" she calls out.
>Yukari waves her hand and a gap opens beside Hina. "Just dump it in there. The shopkeeper there won't mind."
>In Kourindou, Rinnosuke is staring at a gap that is spewing out ominously black blocks of something that looks as if it shouldn't be solid. If he touched them he would be able to identify them, but...
>Remilia - Oh, but wait, apparently it doesn't work on named locations...
>"Liiiightbulb. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE)" We'll just have her make it near the lake! Genius!
>Patchouli raises an eyebrow. "Well? Would you like to share whatever plans you have in your mind?"
>Remilia holds up a silencing finger. "Not yet, Patchy! I gotta make it sound suitably amazing and charismatic!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 03, 2012, 03:33:59 PM
>Flandre - "Yahoo!" Wiggle them cat ears!
>"Chiri, can you make another one? I wanna have the tail too~!"
>Chiri - ....Excitable one, isn't she? "Well, it'll help me figure out how much misfortune I rack up by using my power. Let's make a little outcropping of those stones near the fountain.

>Remilia - Aha! "While you're at it, I have an idea. Since this old place has been destroyed and rebuilt rather often, I've been thinking about upgrading to something a bit more...Resilient. Specifically, a castle. It should be child's play for you to alter the terrain around the lake to my specifications, no? Given earlier events and the like. That cavern appearing out of nowhere was quite odd, and I've deduced you were behind that."
>Patchouli - "Ahhh...Yes, that would be considerably more resilient."
>Reimu - "Of course she was behind it Remi, a little late to the party aren't you?"

>Rinnosuke - Those blocks seem a mite too ominous...Perhaps this is the one time where we should consult someone else on an item.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 04, 2012, 05:12:03 AM
I haven't forgotten about this adventure yet!
>Flandre - "Yahoo!" Wiggle them cat ears!
>"Chiri, can you make another one? I wanna have the tail too~!"
>Chiri - ....Excitable one, isn't she? "Well, it'll help me figure out how much misfortune I rack up by using my power. Let's make a little outcropping of those stones near the fountain.
>Chiri grins. "You bet I can!" She runs off to the fountain to work her magic. Hina follows to help measure misfortune levels.
>Remilia - Aha! "While you're at it, I have an idea. Since this old place has been destroyed and rebuilt rather often, I've been thinking about upgrading to something a bit more...Resilient. Specifically, a castle. It should be child's play for you to alter the terrain around the lake to my specifications, no? Given earlier events and the like. That cavern appearing out of nowhere was quite odd, and I've deduced you were behind that."
>Patchouli - "Ahhh...Yes, that would be considerably more resilient."
>Reimu - "Of course she was behind it Remi, a little late to the party aren't you?"
>"Shush, you," Remilia glares at Reimu.
>"Don't worry! As long as really bad stuff doesn't happen, this castle's gonna be indestructible!" Chiri calls out, already out the door.
TIMESKIP!
>Chiri strolls back into the mansion, with Hina following behind tiredly.
>"So, how much misfortune was it?"
>Hina sighs. "Half a block for the stone outcropping, but the castle was at least seven blocks. As a reference point, one block of misfortune is usually enough for about 50 people to have a bad day."
>Marisa whistles. "Sure sounds like a lot. Say, are hangovers related to misfortune levels?" she asks, rubbing her head.
>Rinnosuke - Those blocks seem a mite too ominous...Perhaps this is the one time where we should consult someone else on an item.
>Rinnosuke sighs. Well, they were gapped in by Yukari. She probably knows what they are.
>Another gap opens, spilling out some more blocks. Rinnosuke slips through the gap to look for Yukari.
>"Yukari, I know you're behind this. What the heck are those blocks you keep dumping in my store?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 04, 2012, 04:09:23 PM
>Flandre - "So where'd you put that thingy of stones?"
>Let's dash off for where it is once she tells us, then get another of those stones so we can replace the other green one! Fashionable Asymmetry's only good for clothes after all!
>Chiri - "Near the fountain. It might take some effort for you guys to move everything to that new castle though."
>But still, enough misfortune for 350 people to have a bad day...We'll have to be a bit more careful with our power....Or visit Hina regularly to have it siphoned off. Either one.
>Remilia - Let's take a look at that new castle then.
>Patchouli - Well, seems we'll have to devise another translocation spell. Seeing as we'll be moving all of the Library.
>Ah, speaking of which, we should go check up on it. Koa must be in a tizzy with all of the little Koas around.

>Yukari - Smile enigmatically. "Ask Hina~"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 04, 2012, 07:00:40 PM
I might be planning a sequel, but don't quote me on that:
>Flandre - "So where'd you put that thingy of stones?"
>Let's dash off for where it is once she tells us, then get another of those stones so we can replace the other green one! Fashionable Asymmetry's only good for clothes after all!
>Chiri - "Near the fountain. It might take some effort for you guys to move everything to that new castle though."
>But still, enough misfortune for 350 people to have a bad day...We'll have to be a bit more careful with our power....Or visit Hina regularly to have it siphoned off. Either one.
>Satori nudges Hina. "I sure hope you don't mind this youkai regularly visiting you."
>Hina shrugs. "Well, she's probably not going to be using her power every day. If nothing else, I do want to find alternative uses for solidified misfortune, and having a large number of blocks would help that."
>Meanwhile, Flandre has swapped another crystal for a shiny stone, and has grown a cat tail.
>Remilia - Let's take a look at that new castle then.
>Patchouli - Well, seems we'll have to devise another translocation spell. Seeing as we'll be moving all of the Library.
>Ah, speaking of which, we should go check up on it. Koa must be in a tizzy with all of the little Koas around.
>Remilia drags Chiri out to the new castle, and gives it a thorough look over.
>"Well, this definitely is impressive, but why do all the walkways look like they would crumble once someone steps on one?"
>Chiri laughs nervously. "Sorry, I was going for a deathtrap castle. It's a habit. I guess I can change it, if you want..."
>Yukari - Smile enigmatically. "Ask Hina~"
>Rinnosuke sighs. "Why can't you just give me a straight answer for once?"
>He turns to Hina. "You must be the curse goddess, I assume? Do you know what those blocks are?"
>Hina nods. "They're blocks of concentrated misfortune. I'm sure you'll find a use for them somehow."
>Marisa laughs. "Of course he did! He built my mini-hakkero, after all!"
>"It's not finding a use for them I'm worried about. How am I even going to handle them?" Rinnosuke mutters.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 04, 2012, 07:23:19 PM
>Flandre - "Nyahahaha~ I got a tail now~"
>Fistpalm! "I got it!"
>Let's grab two more, then go find big sis!
>Remilia - "Yes...I think you should fix it. I have little problem with traps themselves, but it gets to be a bit much when even the occupants themselves are at risk of falling into them."
>...EEEEH?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiu5fJMI4UE) Wh-why's she got..?! Oh this has got to be a dream.
>....Ow. Not a dream.
>Chiri - Sigh....This is gonna really rack up the misfortune....
>....EEEEH?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiu5fJMI4UE)
>She's one crazy kid...Having us use our power for weird things like that...Well, we did say we'd make it up to them...

>Hina - "I plan to find alternative uses myself, perhaps we can work together on that? Currently they're only good for drawing away misfortune, like bait. I wish to find other uses."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 05, 2012, 11:04:57 AM
We're just about wrapping things up here...:
>Flandre - "Nyahahaha~ I got a tail now~"
>Fistpalm! "I got it!"
>Let's grab two more, then go find big sis!
>Flandre runs off to see the new castle and her sister, with two shiny green rocks in hand.
>Chiri notices this, and wonders how she's going to attach them to Remilia, considering Remilia doesn't have wing crystals to replace.
>Remilia - "Yes...I think you should fix it. I have little problem with traps themselves, but it gets to be a bit much when even the occupants themselves are at risk of falling into them."
>...EEEEH?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiu5fJMI4UE) Wh-why's she got..?! Oh this has got to be a dream.
>....Ow. Not a dream.
>Remilia pinches herself again. Yup. Flandre still has cat ears and a tail.
>"Flandre... just what were you doing over there?"
>Chiri - Sigh....This is gonna really rack up the misfortune....
>....EEEEH?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiu5fJMI4UE)
>She's one crazy kid...Having us use our power for weird things like that...Well, we did say we'd make it up to them...
>"Well, I guess if I have to fix it... are you absolutely sure you don't want any deathtraps in it?" Chiri looks hopeful.
>"Yes. Deathtraps are bad."
>"Party pooper..." Chiri mutters. "Alright, just don't look and I'll remake it in a moment..."
>Hina - "I plan to find alternative uses myself, perhaps we can work together on that? Currently they're only good for drawing away misfortune, like bait. I wish to find other uses."
>"Well, I'm sure one of the shrine maidens can exorcise the misfortune. What would that leave?" Rinnosuke muses. "I'll admit, a chunk of bad luck is an interesting product. It could be of use in making other weapons, but for that I need to know if it's like a metal..."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 05, 2012, 05:45:21 PM
>Flandre - "Hmmm...." Maybe if we stick 'em to her wings like an accessory...?
>Oh, Chiri's gonna mess around with that stuff again? Guess that means we gotta look away again.
>Remilia - Just what is she up to..? Well, we'll find out after Chiri's finished. We gotta turn away for that to happen though.
>Chiri - Alright, they've turned away, so let's get to work!

>Hina - Are they akin to blocks of metal?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 06, 2012, 12:11:51 AM
The only story where the epilogue has more thought in it than the adventure itself:
>Flandre - "Hmmm...." Maybe if we stick 'em to her wings like an accessory...?
>Oh, Chiri's gonna mess around with that stuff again? Guess that means we gotta look away again.
>Remilia - Just what is she up to..? Well, we'll find out after Chiri's finished. We gotta turn away for that to happen though.
>Chiri - Alright, they've turned away, so let's get to work!
TIMESKIP!
>"...And that should be it! You guys can look now," Chiri announces.
>Remilia looks over the castle again. "Much better. There are no deathtraps in it now, I suppose?"
>"Nope! It's completely safe!" Chiri gives a strained smile.
>Flandre is holding a shiny green stone in each hand. How am I supposed to attach these to Big Sis?
>Hina - Are they akin to blocks of metal?
>Hina thinks about it. "Well there's nothing against that concept. I should be able to make metal out of them..."
>Rinnosuke rubs his hands together in anticipation. "Well my specialty is making things out of mythical metals, so I suppose that I can start fashioning things out of them. They are stable, right?"
>Hina nods. "Usually. If one comes in contact with something that has more misfortune than it is made out of, it gets absorbed. That's a problem. It also sort of slowly leaks out into anyone touching it."
>"Well, then you just have to make it out of really concentrated misfortune. You can do that, right?" Rinnosuke asks eagerly.
>Satori stares at the two plotters. "I can read minds, and I still don't see what you've got planned."
>Rinnosuke waves a hand. "Planning comes later. Right now, I need to know the basic properties. Usually I can get something like that from lore and my own ability, but with concentrated bad luck..."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 06, 2012, 12:46:43 AM
>Flandre - Maybe if we put them in her somehow..?
>Chiri - Ooogh, this is definitely gonna rack up the misfortune...
>Remilia - Hmm...Those green crystals on her wings are different come to think of it. And she's holding two more. But why?

>Hina - "I think that should be doable, though it might take more effort than normal."
>Rinnosuke - Hmm...Interesting....We'll have to do quite a lot of thinking on this.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 06, 2012, 02:46:25 AM
>Chiri: "Well, I should get back to Hina."
>Get moving, and quickly.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 06, 2012, 03:58:45 AM
This is not italicized, but it is underlined! Meta-humor, ahoy!:
>Flandre - Maybe if we put them in her somehow..?
>Chiri - Ooogh, this is definitely gonna rack up the misfortune...
>Remilia - Hmm...Those green crystals on her wings are different come to think of it. And she's holding two more. But why?
>Chiri glances at Flandre. "Whatever you're thinking of, it's probably not going to work. Just saying."
>Remilia is confused. "Hey, Flandre. How'd you get cat ears anyway?"
>Chiri: "Well, I should get back to Hina."
>Get moving, and quickly.
> Unbeknownst to Chiri, it's already too late.
>At the Moriya Shrine, Kanako throws a washtub in a fit of rage. It flies out into the air...
>"Hey, I can get it back!" Sanae exclaims excitedly. "I'll use my miracle powers to catch it before it hits the ground! I'll swim through the sky!"
>Iku sneezes, discharging another bolt of lightning.
>Chiri is running back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion as fast as she can. Now would actually be a good time to be dragged by Flandre, she thinks to herself.
>That's when she's nailed by a washtub. Then a green-haired shrine maiden flying at miraculous speeds crashes straight into the unwitting youkai, who reels backwards, balancing the washtub perfectly on her head and attracting the ire of a stray thunderbolt.
>The end result is one fried youkai. Chiri decides that now would be a good time to fall unconscious and promptly does so.
>Hina - "I think that should be doable, though it might take more effort than normal."
>Rinnosuke - Hmm...Interesting....We'll have to do quite a lot of thinking on this.
>They continues conversing like this until Hina realizes something. "Chiri probably should have been back by now. I should go check up on her to see if she's gathered any more misfortune. After all, if we want this to happen, we're going to need a lot of misfortune."
>Rinnosuke nods thoughtfully. "I won't detain you, then."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 06, 2012, 04:43:37 AM
>Hina: Find Chiri.
>"Oh, dear. It seems I'm a bit late."
>Let's gather up the misfortune.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 06, 2012, 05:53:10 PM
>Flandre - "Oh, this? I decided to mix things up and change around my Wing Crystals! When I used some of those shiny green rocks to replace the green ones, I turned out like this~! Nyahahaha~"
>Remilia - ....What. Wait, if she's got two more....She's planning on making us the same way.
>...I-it's not like we want to be cute or anything..! Idiot...

>Sanae - "Buuuh...What happen?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 06, 2012, 11:39:16 PM
Misfortune is used whenever it is most comically relevant:
>Hina: Find Chiri.
>"Oh, dear. It seems I'm a bit late."
>Let's gather up the misfortune.
>"And up we go..." Hina helps Chiri up. "It's a shame you already used that bit of it. Combos always use up a lot of bad luck. Funny thing is, misfortune never clings to that girl. It's almost a miracle..."
>Sanae - "Buuuh...What happen?"
>Sanae gets up, strangely unharmed, and picks up the washtub. "Well, I got the washtub! Back to the shrine! Huh. I wonder who I crashed into..."
>She flies off to the Moriya Shrine, completely unaware of what she was a part of.
>Flandre - "Oh, this? I decided to mix things up and change around my Wing Crystals! When I used some of those shiny green rocks to replace the green ones, I turned out like this~! Nyahahaha~"
>Remilia - ....What. Wait, if she's got two more....She's planning on making us the same way.
>...I-it's not like we want to be cute or anything..! Idiot...
>Realization dawns on Remilia. "Well, we can figure something out later. We gotta make sure our old house isn't being wrecked again."
>When the two vampire girls arrive at the mansion, Koishi is poking Chiri, who is unconscious and sprawled on the floor. Hina and Rinnosuke are talking about potential uses of misfortune, and Rin is chasing Mima around the room, trying to cart the evil spirit away.
>Satori looks up and gives a mischievous smile. "Oh? Remilia, I detect that you've had tsundere thoughts recently..."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 06, 2012, 11:49:19 PM
>Mima - "Oi! I'm not some low-grade mook spirit y'know! An S-Rank Magician Spirit like me is way outta your league kiddo! Some half-baked cat who can't help but go full-speed is way too weak!"
>Yuuka - There she goes again, just as feisty as she was in the old days.
>"Hey, Mima. Let's go grab some drinks somewhere else, eh?"
>Greenhaired Duo - Let's blow this Popsicle Stand! Next stop, Garden of The Sun! There's bound to be some more booze there after all!

>Remilia - "I-idiot!"
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~ Big Sis is always like this when she really does want something you wouldn't expect her to~"
>Beat.
>"Yahoo!"

>Sakuya - Didn't we have other items like that green rock, come to think of it?

>Rumia - "Waha~ That was a fun party~!"
>Team 9 - "Yeah~!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 07, 2012, 04:12:40 AM
Sometimes I forget which characters are still at the party. Then I remember that since I'm the author, I get to decide who still is there!:
>Mima - "Oi! I'm not some low-grade mook spirit y'know! An S-Rank Magician Spirit like me is way outta your league kiddo! Some half-baked cat who can't help but go full-speed is way too weak!"
>Yuuka - There she goes again, just as feisty as she was in the old days.
>"Hey, Mima. Let's go grab some drinks somewhere else, eh?"
>Greenhaired Duo - Let's blow this Popsicle Stand! Next stop, Garden of The Sun! There's bound to be some more booze there after all!
>Yuuka proceeds to blast a hole in the mansion with a Master Spark and stroll out. Mima follows her and sticks her tongue out at Rin.
>Sakuya sighs. "And I just repaired that part, too. At least they didn't hit any of the structural supports..."
>Rumia - "Waha~ That was a fun party~!"
>Team 9 - "Yeah~!"
>Wriggle laughs. "We even look like grown-ups now! Being pelted by danmaku was totally worth it!"
>Yuuka's laser grazes Daiyousei, Rumia, and Mystia, but Cirno and Wriggle are caught in the blast.
>Rumia laughs. "Is that so?"
>Remilia - "I-idiot!"
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~ Big Sis is always like this when she really does want something you wouldn't expect her to~"
>Beat.
>"Yahoo!"
>Reimu smiles. "Minus 30 charisma points. Tsunderes aren't charismatic."
>Marisa sidles up next to Remilia and nudges her side. "Hey, don't worry. You've still got a couple of charisma points from those stunts you pull regularly."
>Remilia pouts. "You're not helping!"
>Satori looks thoughtful. "A psychology-based point system? Interesting... I'll have to try it out back at home."
>Sakuya - Didn't we have other items like that green rock, come to think of it?
>Sakuya digs through her TSMS, finally throwing out the stale, half-eaten cookies. She pulls out three more shiny stones: one yellow, one red, and one white.
>Flandre notices the stones. "Hey, Chiri, what do these do?"
>Chiri sits up. "Those? I have no idea. Just because I created them doesn't mean I would know about them."
>Hina glances at Chiri. "Ah. You're awake."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 07, 2012, 06:00:57 AM
>Chiri: "Yeah. Also: ow."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 07, 2012, 04:05:44 PM
>Dai - "Somehow, I doubt it was worth that."
>Mystia - "You said it."
>Rumia - "Is that so?"

>Remilia - Lousy rotten...So what if we act like this?!
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 07, 2012, 04:35:48 PM
There are more accidental casualties than purposeful ones. These things just sort of happen:
>Dai - "Somehow, I doubt it was worth that."
>Mystia - "You said it."
>Rumia - "Is that so?"
>Wriggle coughs up some smoke. "Well, Cirno's gone. I wonder if she's still going to respawn as an adult."
>Mystia speaks up. "Well, we know where the fountain is, so I'm sure that staying as grownups won't be too hard..."
>"Well, since our leader isn't here right now, should we go visit her?" Daiyousei asks.
>"Sure!" Rumia cheers.
>Chiri: "Yeah. Also: ow."
>"You're a youkai," Reimu says. "You're going to be fine."
>"Well, it's been nice talking with you all, but I've got to get back to my shop and experiment with those blocks of misfortune," Rinnosuke announces.
>"I'll come with you. I'm sure I could be of use," Hina interjects.
>Rinnosuke pauses just outside the door. "Also, Yukari, you still owe me for that time you gapped that vampire's magic sword into my shop. That's a winter's worth of fuel for compensation, at the least."
>Yukari pouts. "Cheapskate."
>Remilia - Lousy rotten...So what if we act like this?!
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~"
>Remilia, now rather miffed, turns to Flandre. "You sound like you've got something else planned. What is it?"
>"Excuse me," Iku calls from the door. "I'm looking for the troublesome celestial."
>Sakuya points to a pile of knives. "She's there somewhere. Take her back before she breaks anything else."
>Iku bows. "Thank you for informing me." She drags the knife-filled celestial out from under the pile, and flies off into the skies of Gensokyo, with Tenshi in tow.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 07, 2012, 04:48:12 PM
>Flandre - Grin. "Nope~ I just think it's pretty funny when you act like this~"
>Remilia - "I-it's not like I act like this because I want to or anything!"

>Reimu - "Yup, definitely Tsundere."
>Marisa - "Ah, but don't boys really like that in the Outside World? Maybe I shoulda tried that back when I was younger."

>Team 9 - Let's go find Cirno then!

>Kogasa - "....So what now?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 07, 2012, 07:28:47 PM
>Sakuya: Timestop and get our knives back from Tenshi before Iku gets too far away.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 07, 2012, 11:38:47 PM
It's the party that will never end~!:
>Kogasa - "....So what now?"
>Mystia jumps. "How do you keep appearing out of nowhere?"
>Kogasa winks. "Trade secret."
>Team 9 - Let's go find Cirno then!
>"Wait," Kogasa interjects, "how do we find Cirno?"
>"Oh, that's easy," Daiyousei explains. "Just look for a big patch of frozen lake."
>"Well, let's split up then," Rumia suggests.
>"That's a good idea, Rumia!" Daiyousei grins. "Alright, everyone split up to find Cirno! Kogasa, you can help too, I guess."
>Flandre - Grin. "Nope~ I just think it's pretty funny when you act like this~"
>Remilia - "I-it's not like I act like this because I want to or anything!"
>Satori sighs. "I would say that you're doing it on purpose now, but your thoughts say otherwise."
>Reimu - "Yup, definitely Tsundere."
>Marisa - "Ah, but don't boys really like that in the Outside World? Maybe I shoulda tried that back when I was younger."
>Reimu laughs. "You? With a boy? You don't even know anyone from the human village, besides Keine, Kosuzu, and Akyuu!"
>Marisa frowns. "Aren't those the only people from the human village you know, too?"
>Sakuya: Timestop and get our knives back from Tenshi before Iku gets too far away.
>Iku sighs. "You really are a glutton for punishment..."
>Tenshi laughs. "Hah! At least that maid is going to lose some of her knives! Ow."
>All the knives vanish, and Tenshi turns around to see Sakuya, who is waving with a smile on her face and her knives in her hand.
>"Stupid time-cheating maid..." Tenshi mutters.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 07, 2012, 11:54:32 PM
>Reimu - Apply DOPE_SLAP.bat to KIRISAME.EXE "I-idiot! I just keep to myself to keep things simple!"
>Marisa - Heh, looks like Remi ain't the only Tsundere...
>Satori - "Indeed."
>Remilia - "I-idiot! That's my line!"
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~ Reimu and Big Sis are a lot alike~!"

>Team 9+Kogasa - Let's go!

>Hina&Rinnosuke - Let's head back and figure out something to do with that Misfortune!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 08, 2012, 01:34:21 AM
All right, now this is sorta getting ridiculous. Scratch that. It was ridiculous when it started.
>Reimu - Apply DOPE_SLAP.bat to KIRISAME.EXE "I-idiot! I just keep to myself to keep things simple!"
>Marisa - Heh, looks like Remi ain't the only Tsundere...
>Satori - "Indeed."
>Remilia - "I-idiot! That's my line!"
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~ Reimu and Big Sis are a lot alike~!"
>Marisa shrugs. "Well, the only connection I can think of off the top of the head is the affiliation with red. Scarlet Devil, Red-white, that sorta thing."
>Reimu blushes, then realizes what she's doing. She rummages around her sleeves, and pulls out another charm. "You know, Yukari commissioned this tsundere charm a while back, and I was wondering where it got to. Wait..."
>Reimu glares at Yukari, who's whistling innocently. "You gapped this into my clothes, did you?"
>"But this was just the perfect time for something like that!" Yukari defends herself.
>Satori shakes her head slowly. "So, this is what you do when not solving incidents?"
>Reimu nods. "Experimenting with charms keeps me occupied."
>Utsuho groans. "But your charms are weird. Why did you make one to steal food?"
>"Hey, I explained that logical process a while back!" Reimu complains. "It was a slow time, and not enough people were donating or buying charms enough for me to be able to get food! I was desperate!"
>Satori raises an eyebrow. "Stealing food from other people's stomachs? I wouldn't be able to follow the thought process for that if I wasn't able to read minds."
>Team 9+Kogasa - Let's go!
>The group of idiots perfectly capable, if a bit weak, youkai with average intelligence (and Daiyousei) split up to find where their idiot leader respawned.
>Daiyousei checks around the center of Misty Lake, and Cirno is lying there, on a floating miniature iceberg.
>True to its name, the Misty Lake is is currently too foggy to see anything too clearly. Daiyousei can't even tell if Cirno is still an adult.
>Hina&Rinnosuke - Let's head back and figure out something to do with that Misfortune!
>Rinnosuke leads Hina to his shop, and enters the back room.
>"For a small shop, it certainly has a large back room," Hina points out.
>"Well, it was destroyed several times, so I decided that now was as good a time as any to make a few upgrades to it," Rinnosuke explains. "With this expanded workplace, I'm sure we can get something out of those blocks of misfortune!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 08, 2012, 03:37:02 PM
>Daiyousei - Well, let's get closer then! We'll be able to tell then.

>Hina - "Yes, we should be able to! ...Just don't touch them carelessly, alright?"
>Rinnosuke - She has a point. We'll have to see if we can use gloves or something. Maybe tongs would work.

>Reimu - Lousy old gap-youkai.... "*grumble*"
>Marisa - Heh, looks like even without that charm, she still acts a bit like it. Then again, if our magic's anything to go by, you have to be a little like that to get it right. After all, we're pretty damn messed in the head, so we're aces at star magic thanks to that!
>"Heheh. Somehow, I don't think that was all the charm there."
>Satori - "I'm inclined to believe so as well."

>Remilia - "I-idiots! It's not like I want you to pay attention to me or anything! Uuu~!"
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~ I'm always here, big sis~"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Enormous amounts of post-game content!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 08, 2012, 11:58:35 PM
I ran out of things to put here a while back.:
>Reimu - Lousy old gap-youkai.... "*grumble*"
>Marisa - Heh, looks like even without that charm, she still acts a bit like it. Then again, if our magic's anything to go by, you have to be a little like that to get it right. After all, we're pretty damn messed in the head, so we're aces at star magic thanks to that!
>"Heheh. Somehow, I don't think that was all the charm there."
>Satori - "I'm inclined to believe so as well."
>Reimu blushes, and Yukari gaps next to her. "Oho? Is that an actual blush I see~?"
>In response, Reimu sticks some sealing charms on Yukari as her blush dies down.
>Remilia - "I-idiots! It's not like I want you to pay attention to me or anything! Uuu~!"
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~ I'm always here, big sis~"
>Sakuya appears next to Remilia. "You know that I am your faithful maid, at your service."
>Patchouli floats up next to Sakuya. "Remi, stop whining like that. It's unbecoming for a vampire of your status."
>Meiling is walking by when she notices the group. "Oh? Are we giving group hugs now? Don't forget about me!"
>She gathers the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion crew (including Koakuma, who tagged along with Patchouli) into a big bear hug. "Hugs for everyone!"
>Sakuya and Patchouli look at each other and share a sigh. When you're stuck in a Meiling hug, you're not getting out until she releases you.
>Daiyousei - Well, let's get closer then! We'll be able to tell then.
>Daiyousei smiles. Yup. It's the original Cirno, back to being a kid. She calls out into the fog. "Hey guys! I found Cirno!"
>Hina - "Yes, we should be able to! ...Just don't touch them carelessly, alright?"
>Rinnosuke - She has a point. We'll have to see if we can use gloves or something. Maybe tongs would work.
>Rinnosuke nods. "I suppose gloves would work," He mumbles to himself as he puts on a pair of outside world disposable gloves.
>He grabs a block of misfortune, then cheers as nothing happens. "It works! Now, what should I make first? A sword? A shield? A lance? Maybe I can make another working mini-hakkero... what do you think, Hina? You've been such a great help, so you should decide!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 09, 2012, 12:19:46 AM
>Hina - "Hmm...What about a pair of daggers? There should be enough misfortune for that I think."

>Remilia - "....You guys..."
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~!"
>Sakuya&Patchouli - Sigh.
>Koa - E-eeeeh?! What do?!

>Dai - Sigh slightly, in an amused way. "Well, she's back to normal alright."
>Team 9 - Let's get chief back on dry land, carefully. Between the rest of us and our grown-up bodies, Kogasa excluded, it oughta be a piece of cake!
>...Mmmm...Cake...No! We gotta keep focused!

>Marisa&Satori - "Yup, definitely a bit Tsundere."
>Marisa - "Freaky."
>Satori - "For once, I didn't have to read your mind for that one."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 09, 2012, 03:56:00 AM
If I need to make more of these, I'm going to have to resort to using meta-humor even more than usual:
>Remilia - "....You guys..."
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~!"
>Sakuya&Patchouli - Sigh.
>Koa - E-eeeeh?! What do?!
>Patchouli notices her assistant panicking and mutters a little magic spell to create the effect of a calming pat on the back. "Ssh. Just let it happen and everything will be fine."
>Marisa&Satori - "Yup, definitely a bit Tsundere."
>Marisa - "Freaky."
>Satori - "For once, I didn't have to read your mind for that one."
>Reimu blushes again. On the other side of the room, Youmu is finally waking up.
>"Heyyyyy," Youmu says, being barely comprehensible, "we neeeed to have grouuuup hugssss tooo-ugh."
>She latches on to Yuyuko, who smiles.
>Yukari snaps her fingers. "That's a good idea! C'mere, Reimu! Hug time!"
>"Wh-what?" Reimu stutters before Yukari jumps on to her.
>"Hugs!" cheers Utsuho. She hugs Rin.
>Satori then notices that Koishi has been hugging her for what seems to have been a while.
>Marisa is left alone. "Aw, nobody wants to hug the cute little witch girl?"
>Dai - Sigh slightly, in an amused way. "Well, she's back to normal alright."
>Team 9 - Let's get chief back on dry land, carefully. Between the rest of us and our grown-up bodies, Kogasa excluded, it oughta be a piece of cake!
>...Mmmm...Cake...No! We gotta keep focused!
>Daiyousei organizes a piggyback chain between Team 9. Even though one of them is enough to carry the little ice fairy, they switch off every once in a while to make sure their backs don't freeze off.
>At the shore of Misty Lake, Wriggle puts Cirno down gently. "Whew, that took forever!"
>Kogasa nods. "You guys took forever to get here!"
>"HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?" Mystia yells hysterically.
>Cirno stirs, then sits up suddenly. "I want cake!" she declares.
>Hina - "Hmm...What about a pair of daggers? There should be enough misfortune for that I think."
>Rinnosuke smiles. "Well, if that's what you want, then one pair of daggers, coming right up!"
TIMESKIP!
>Rinnosuke wipes some sweat off, and presents two black daggers to Hina. "I have to say, usually something like this would take days, but this fantasy metal seems to do whatever you intend to do! I believe you might be helping in that respect, being a goddess of misfortune and all."
>Hina reaches out for them, but then retracts her hands quickly. "You didn't make the handles out of misfortune metal, did you?" she asks with suspicion.
>"Oh, no. That would just be bad design. I made the handles a while back with some spare crimson ore. You won't believe how plentiful stuff like that becomes when the outside world dismisses them as myth."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: GuardianTempest on November 09, 2012, 12:23:01 PM
>"I hear you are the strongest here, let's fight!"
>Gilgamesh - Appear Warp in out of nowhere and challenge Team 9 to a battle.

(Because it's time to take Off The Rails to a higher degree of...off-railing.)
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 09, 2012, 06:35:40 PM
(Oh boy, Legendary Swordsman Gilgamesh(FF Ver.), and Legendary Nineball Cirno. This could get crazy.)

>Shanghai - "We're here too Marisa!"
>Hourai - "...As much 'here' as two dolls can be..."
>Marisa - Heh...those two eh? Too bad she couldn't show up herself, but there's sense in just sending the dolls. This place was practically a warzone not too long ago.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 10, 2012, 12:19:10 AM
I really need to get more knowledgeable with my pop-culture references:
>Yukari's senseless hugging opens up a gap between universes. Nobody is sure why.
>"I hear you are the strongest here, let's fight!"
>Gilgamesh - Appear Warp in out of nowhere and challenge Team 9 to a battle.
>Cirno jumps up and gets into a battle stance. "You bet! I'm the strongest there is!"
>"Cirno, this guy looks really strong. Why are you going to fight him?" Mystia points out nervously.
>Daiyousei just sighs. "It's because she's supposed to be the strongest. Should we help?"
>"Freeze Sign 'Minus K'!"
>"Hey!" Gilgamesh yells. "How am I supposed to hit you with my legendary swordsman skills if you keep throwing bullets everywhere?!"
>Shanghai - "We're here too Marisa!"
>Hourai - "...As much 'here' as two dolls can be..."
>Marisa - Heh...those two eh? Too bad she couldn't show up herself, but there's sense in just sending the dolls. This place was practically a warzone not too long ago.
>"Oh, and if you're wondering," Hourai speaks up, "Alice is still being held 'hostage' by Shinki."
>Back at Alice's house, Alice is struggling to get out of Shinki's grasp again. "Mom! We can't take baths together like that! I'm a grown-up now!"
>"You don't look like one!" Shinki teases.
>Yumeko sighs.
>In Rinnosuke's shop, Hina is  spinning with the daggers in hand when Rinnosuke realizes something.
>"Hey, Hina. You can manipulate misfortune, right?"
>"Yup."
>"And you can basically create those blocks..."
>"Mm-hm."
>"So you could've just made them into the shape of a dagger, couldn't you?"
>Hina stops. "Oh yeah. I guess I could. I didn't really think about that. Wow, that would have saved so much time. Funny how obvious these things are in hindsight, right?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 10, 2012, 12:33:00 AM
>Hina - Shrug. "Well, I hear that Forging imparts some of the maker's intent into it, so maybe we shouldn't skip that. Misfortune's a powerful and dangerous thing after all."
>"....Let's try making a sword now! To go with the daggers."

>Marisa - "Still? Man, Shinki sure does like her. I'm almost jealous."
>Parsee - "You're jealous? I'm jealous of those dolls! And how you're all getting hugs! And-And-And-!"
>....Lousy...I-it's not like we want to be loved too or anything...Idiots...
>Shanghai - "She kinda reminds me of you, Hourai."
>Hourai - "H-hey! I don't talk like that! I-idiot..."
>Satori - Sigh amusedly. That's four now. And Parsee's the biggest of 'em all.

>Gilgamesh - "Enough! Now we fight like men! And girls! And girls who dress like men! ...And men who dress like girls. But that doesn't matter! For Gilgamesh, it is battle time!"
>Cue Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CMTXyExkeI).
>Cirno - "Oh yeah?! Let's see how you like it when I freeze your foot to your face!"
>Team 9(Aside from Cirno) - Sigh. We know how this is gonna end, and it won't be pretty for either of them.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: GuardianTempest on November 10, 2012, 01:04:18 AM
>Gilgamesh - Run forward whilst twirling your swords like propellers, you think these flimsy bullets are gonna stop you?
>Wriggle - "So, are we going to do something about this?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 10, 2012, 10:21:38 PM
You know, this was supposed to be an epilogue:
>Hina - Shrug. "Well, I hear that Forging imparts some of the maker's intent into it, so maybe we shouldn't skip that. Misfortune's a powerful and dangerous thing after all."
>"....Let's try making a sword now! To go with the daggers."
>"Well, if you say so... I'll get started on that sword. Maybe I should get to work on making another mini-hakkero..." Rinnosuke grabs a couple more blocks of misfortune and heads back to his forge.
>Marisa - "Still? Man, Shinki sure does like her. I'm almost jealous."
>Parsee - "You're jealous? I'm jealous of those dolls! And how you're all getting hugs! And-And-And-!"
>....Lousy...I-it's not like we want to be loved too or anything...Idiots...
>Shanghai - "She kinda reminds me of you, Hourai."
>Hourai - "H-hey! I don't talk like that! I-idiot..."
>Satori - Sigh amusedly. That's four now. And Parsee's the biggest of 'em all.
>Satori sighs. "Parsee, when did you get here? For that matter, how?"
>"Jealousy powers," Parsee explains with a wave of her hand.
>Gilgamesh - "Enough! Now we fight like men! And girls! And girls who dress like men! ...And men who dress like girls. But that doesn't matter! For Gilgamesh, it is battle time!"
>Cue Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CMTXyExkeI).
>Cirno - "Oh yeah?! Let's see how you like it when I freeze your foot to your face!"
>Team 9(Aside from Cirno) - Sigh. We know how this is gonna end, and it won't be pretty for either of them.
>Wriggle considers what Gilgamesh says. "I do not dress like a guy! Why does everyone think that because of my pants and cape?"
>"Hush, bug-girl," Gilgamesh yells. "I am in battle here!"
>Gilgamesh - Run forward whilst twirling your swords like propellers, you think these flimsy bullets are gonna stop you?
>Wriggle - "So, are we going to do something about this?"
>"Take this! Ultimate spinning sword technique!" Gilgamesh yells, spinning his swords to make a makeshift shield.
>"You can't use swords! It's cheating unless I get to use swords too!" Cirno yells back. "Ice Sign 'Sword Freezer'!"
>"Meh. They seem to be having fun," Mystia says. "Let's watch. Cirno seems to be holding her ground just fine."
>Kogasa nudges Daiyousei. "Hey. Bet you that that big scary guy's going to win."
>Daiyousei shakes her head. "Bet you he'll kill Cirno at least once before she beats him. You can just see the motivation level she's at. At the very least, she's at 250%."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 11, 2012, 12:34:19 AM
>Team 9(Minus Cirno) - Watch the fun.
>Popcorn Fairy - Provide snacks for the show. "Snacks are important for something like this!"

>Hina - Ooh! This should be interesting! We'll let him make that hakkero afterwards, just to be nice.

>Remilia - "Okay, I think that's enough hugs for one day."
>Hong - Awww...Well, it was fun!
>Flandre - "Aww."
>Sakuya&Patchouli - Finally...
>Koa - ...What now?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: GuardianTempest on November 11, 2012, 07:48:02 AM
>Koa - Be mischievous.
>Flandre - Be accidental.

>Gilgamesh - Remember, if you're ever starting to lose, you still have your trump card: Feign Defeat > Shell+Protect+Haste > Jump.
>It worked against Bartz, so it'll work against her!..maybe.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 11, 2012, 08:00:51 PM
Epilogues are overrated:
>Gilgamesh - Remember, if you're ever starting to lose, you still have your trump card: Feign Defeat > Shell+Protect+Haste > Jump.
>It worked against Bartz, so it'll work against her!..maybe.
>Gilgamesh executes his brilliant strategy...
>Cirno lets her guard down, letting Gilgamesh strike with a blow that kills Cirno in one hit.
>"Hah! I am VICTORIOUS!"
>Team 9(Minus Cirno) - Watch the fun.
>Popcorn Fairy - Provide snacks for the show. "Snacks are important for something like this!"
>"Hah. Pay up, Daiyousei," Kogasa remarks, munching on a bag of popcorn.
>"You all owe money for this, by the way," the popcorn fairy says.
>Taking drastic measures to avoid being in debt, Wriggle commands a swarm of bees to surround the fairy menacingly. "How about no?"
>"Ohthat'sokayIguesspleasedon'tstingme!"
>Cirno reappears behind Gilgamesh and announces her finishing move. "Hey! Sneak attacks aren't fair! Ice Cube 'Great Crusher'!"
>Daiyousei smiles. "Told you so."
>Remilia - "Okay, I think that's enough hugs for one day."
>Hong - Awww...Well, it was fun!
>Flandre - "Aww."
>Sakuya&Patchouli - Finally...
>Koa - ...What now?
>Meiling finally lets go of the rest of the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew. Koakuma is relieved, and Sakuya goes back to cleaning up.
>Koa - Be mischievous.
>Flandre - Be accidental.
>That's when Koakuma remembers she's Patchouli's familiar, and starts casting a magic spell that'll trap Meiling in a hug for revenge.
>Flandre, detecting something bad that might happen to her favorite gatekeeper, accidentally destroys the spell. Koakuma's efforts are rewarded with a miniature explosion right in front of her face.
>Hina - Ooh! This should be interesting! We'll let him make that hakkero afterwards, just to be nice.
>Rinnosuke finishes work on the sword, then hands it off to Hina before getting back to work on another mini-hakkero. "These things are so fun to make, sometimes!"
>"Well, why don't you make them more often?" Hina asks.
>Rinnosuke stops what he was doing. "I think it would be a bad idea to make something that can shoot giant lasers something that is widely distributed. Reimu would kill me if I did that."
>Reimu nods. "Yes I would, Rinnosuke. Yes I would."
>Rinnosuke jumps. "How did you get here, Reimu? And why are you wearing my spare clothes?"
>"Long story short, Yukari's hugs are really hard to get out of."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 11, 2012, 08:10:55 PM
(Fun Fact: The Mini-Hakkero was originally a heater.)

>Reimu - "Although, if you could remove the laser bit, and keep the heater functionality, that could be something worth a pretty coin. I know I'd probably want to have one n hand for when winter rolls around."
>Hina - "Oh, so it was originally a Heater? I suppose it runs on magic, as most things do."
>Beat.
>"That's it! A heater that is fueled by misfortune! It's genius!"
>Rinnosuke - She might be on to something....Both of them.

>Gilgamesh - "...Uh-oh."

>Koa - "*cough-cough* Wh-what..?"
>Patchouli - Smirk a bit. That familiar of ours can be such a card sometimes.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: GuardianTempest on November 12, 2012, 02:17:50 AM
Gilgamesh - Dodge and retort with "Well so is using bullets! What're you gonna do about it!?"

Hina - "If a mini-Hakkero can do that sort of stuff, what can a regular one do? Erase buildings?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 12, 2012, 04:41:17 AM
See, this is why I should have had a clearer idea of what I was going to do.
>Gilgamesh - "...Uh-oh."
Gilgamesh - Dodge and retort with "Well so is using bullets! What're you gonna do about it!?"
>Cirno's giant ice block shatters, sending ice shards everywhere. Some end up hitting Gilgamesh.
>"I'm surprised he's more concerned about the bullets than the reviving," Daiyousei notes.
>Gilgamesh frowns. "You! Fairy girl! Don't tell me what I should be concerned about!"
>"Why can't you stay focused on the fight?" Cirno complains. "Cold Sign 'Insta-Freeze Beam'!"
>Koa - "*cough-cough* Wh-what..?"
>Patchouli - Smirk a bit. That familiar of ours can be such a card sometimes.
>Patchouli pats Koakuma on the back. "Soon, maybe you'll be actually able to cast spells!" she teases.
>Koakuma frowns. "I know what I'm doing! Most of the time, anyway."
>Reimu - "Although, if you could remove the laser bit, and keep the heater functionality, that could be something worth a pretty coin. I know I'd probably want to have one n hand for when winter rolls around."
>Hina - "Oh, so it was originally a Heater? I suppose it runs on magic, as most things do."
>Beat.
>"That's it! A heater that is fueled by misfortune! It's genius!"
>Rinnosuke - She might be on to something....Both of them.
>Rinnosuke scratches his head. "Oh yeah. I forgot about the heater part. Huh. The only problem is that the mini-hakkero's too small to actually heat something. I mean, I've seen Marisa use it as a makeshift stovetop, but it doesn't really work as a room heater."
Hina - "If a mini-Hakkero can do that sort of stuff, what can a regular one do? Erase buildings?"
>"That? Oh no, you don't even need a regular hakkero for that," Rinnosuke smiles. "Marisa likes testing hers out on slow days, so I usually have some makeshift buildings prepared. I suspect that a regular hakkero controlled by Marisa would be able to level Youkai Mountain, and we don't want that to happen, do we?"
>"I dunno, that other shrine maiden's starting to take all of the faith I'm getting," Reimu jokes.
>"Hey, maybe I could make an even smaller hakkero! What was the term the outside world uses? Ah, yes. A micro-hakkero!" Rinnosuke exclaims with a flash of inspiration.
>"Whoa, slow down there, Rinnosuke," Reimu cautions. "I haven't ever seen you this excited about anything before now!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: GuardianTempest on November 12, 2012, 01:13:29 PM
>Gilgamesh - "I'm the strongest swordsman there is! I'm always focused! Even in expository banter!"
>Toss out your Excalipoor (out of all your collected swords) to be frozen instead of you.
>That WAS the excalipoor, right? And not the Excalibur you've been hoarding forever that she could use to beat you?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 12, 2012, 07:43:10 PM
>Rinnosuke - "Don't you see what this means for people? With a Micro-Hakkero, they won't have to worry about freezing while they're doing work in the winter! Just have a few Micro-Hakkeros secreted away on your person at key locations, and watch as even the chill of winter fails to stop you!"
>Reimu - Wow, he's really fired-up about this idea.
>Hina - "My, that does sound fortunate."

>Dai - "...He's a lot like Cirno, isn't he?"
>Wriggle - "Eeyup."
>Mystia - "Mm-hmm."

>Remilia - "Well, I suppose now we should begin moving things from here to our new home, no?"
>Sakuya - "I'll get the staff on duty immediately." Let's round up all the chibis and fairies on staff, and begin preparations!
>Patchouli - "I shall return to the library then and begin my own preparations. Koa, I'll leave placing the marker to you."
>Koa - "Right!" Let's make for the new home and go find a good spot to put the library!
>Hong - "...Eh? We're moving?" Why are we always the last to find out?!
>Flandre - "Yup~! We got Chiri to make us a totally new home since this one got busted up a lot~!"
>...Where'd she go again anyhow?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 13, 2012, 12:46:08 AM
The strongest of all post-storyline battles:
>Gilgamesh - "I'm the strongest swordsman there is! I'm always focused! Even in expository banter!"
>Toss out your Excalipoor (out of all your collected swords) to be frozen instead of you.
>That WAS the excalipoor, right? And not the Excalibur you've been hoarding forever that she could use to beat you?
>Gilgamesh checks his inventory. Yup, he just threw out his Excalipoor. Wait.
>"You there! Which one of you took my legendary Excalibur?"
>Kogasa is attempting to hide the fabled sword behind her back, albeit not very successfully. "None of us did!"
>"Ah. Well, I know you wouldn't lie to me, right? I shall just have to make do without it!"
>Dai - "...He's a lot like Cirno, isn't he?"
>Wriggle - "Eeyup."
>Mystia - "Mm-hmm."
>"Actually," Mystia says thoughtfully, "I'm sure Cirno would have noticed that Kogasa stole the sword. So there's that."
>Rinnosuke - "Don't you see what this means for people? With a Micro-Hakkero, they won't have to worry about freezing while they're doing work in the winter! Just have a few Micro-Hakkeros secreted away on your person at key locations, and watch as even the chill of winter fails to stop you!"
>Reimu - Wow, he's really fired-up about this idea.
>Hina - "My, that does sound fortunate."
>"Hold on," Reimu interrupts, "are you sure that the misfortune won't cause something terrible to happen? And I thought that you wouldn't be able to use them as heaters due to the size!"
>"Oh, I'm sure nothing too bad would happen," Rinnosuke waves Reimu's questions aside. "You're an incident solver; if something does happen, we have you! Also, I'm sure that if I focus more on the heater part than the laser part, a micro-hakkero would work just fine."
>Hina smiles. "See?" she tells Reimu. "This nice shopkeeper has everything planned out!"
>Remilia - "Well, I suppose now we should begin moving things from here to our new home, no?"
>Sakuya - "I'll get the staff on duty immediately." Let's round up all the chibis and fairies on staff, and begin preparations!
>Patchouli - "I shall return to the library then and begin my own preparations. Koa, I'll leave placing the marker to you."
>Koa - "Right!" Let's make for the new home and go find a good spot to put the library!
>Hong - "...Eh? We're moving?" Why are we always the last to find out?!
>"Hush," Patchouli interrupts Meiling's complaints. "You're not going to be left behind."
>"But it's the principle of the thing..." Meiling mutters.
>Flandre - "Yup~! We got Chiri to make us a totally new home since this one got busted up a lot~!"
>...Where'd she go again anyhow?
>Chiri sneezes from behind her hiding spot. "Oh no, did they hear me?"
>Flandre hears this, and immediately head on a crash course with the unlucky youkai. "There you are!" she cheers, tacklehugging Chiri before grabbing her arm and flying off to the castle.
>"Hey wait, why do I have to come along tooooooooo?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 13, 2012, 12:56:21 AM
>Flandre - "You never made those toys after all~!"
>Beat.
>"Oh yeah, can you put another of those age-changing fountains in the castle too? It might be neat to have! I'll try and get big sis to hold off on naming it until after you've put that in."
>Chiri - ...Oh. Thought she'd forgotten about those.
>Well, serves us right for forgetting!
>Remilia - "Yes...This will be a perfect replacement for this beat-up old mansion."
>Koa - Gotta find a spot to put the marker so Boss can magi-warp the library there!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 13, 2012, 11:35:20 PM
Bet you ten bucks that by the end of this update, Chiri is going to be thrown into something again.
>Flandre - "You never made those toys after all~!"
>Beat.
>"Oh yeah, can you put another of those age-changing fountains in the castle too? It might be neat to have! I'll try and get big sis to hold off on naming it until after you've put that in."
>Chiri - ...Oh. Thought she'd forgotten about those.
>"Yeah, I guess I can handle that..." Chiri trails off. Where's Hina when you need her?
>Then she realizes where Flandre seems to be aiming her. "You aren't seriously thinking of throwing me at the castle are you-"
>Flandre throws her at the castle.
>Well, serves us right for forgetting!
>Chiri sighs. Well, I guess I deserve it.
>She considers what she was thinking. Wait, no I don't. Stop messing with my thoughts, whoever it is!
>"But it's so fun!" laughs Koishi, who's floating lazily next to Chiri, even though they're both headed at breakneck speeds towards the castle.
>Remilia - "Yes...This will be a perfect replacement for this beat-up old mansion."
>Remilia smiles with sinister glee, and then notices Flandre throwing Chiri at the castle.
>"Flandre!" She scolds. "Don't break the new castle before we can even move in!"
>Chiri hits the castle hard, then does the flying equivalent of stumbling to where Remilia is.
>"Don't worry. I built this after all. It's probably one of the sturdiest buildings this side of the barrier!" Chiri boasts before collapsing into a bruised heap.
>Koa - Gotta find a spot to put the marker so Boss can magi-warp the library there!
>Koakuma flies into the new castle, then gets lost after a few turns.
>She finds a treasure chest, which contains the map of a section of the castle. "What is the purpose of having map sections scattered around the place?" she mutters, before heading off to place a marker in a region that seems large enough to hold the library.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 14, 2012, 12:25:40 AM
>Remilia - "Well, I suppose you are telling the truth."
>It's perfect!
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~ It's a pretty nice place, huh big sis? Chiri was gonna put one last thing in before we fully moved in though. Weren't you Chiri~?"
>Chiri - "Buuuh...lemme recover...."
>Koa - "*grumble* Lousy place needing map segments..."
>Let's consult the map! We'll find the room most likely to have another map segment, and then keep going until we've got a full map!
>Once we've got the full map, we'll find the biggest room that isn't the Main Hall, and set the marker!

>Rinnosuke - Let's get crackin' on those Micro-hakkeros!
>Reimu - Sigh. When he gets started on something, there's just no stopping him is there?
>Hina - "My, so spirited~"

>Team 9(Minus Cirno) - Stubborn, aren't they? Nice show though.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 14, 2012, 12:28:29 PM
I got nothin'. Just insert your own comment here or something, I dunno.
>Team 9(Minus Cirno) - Stubborn, aren't they? Nice show though.
>By this point in time, Cirno has died twice, but Gilgamesh isn't looking too good either.
>Cirno is starting to gain the upper hand, mainly because she can't really die. Gilgamesh is having trouble keeping up with her boundless energy.
>"I bet you can't fly!" Cirno announces. "Frost Sign 'Frost Columns'!"
>Rinnosuke - Let's get crackin' on those Micro-hakkeros!
>Reimu - Sigh. When he gets started on something, there's just no stopping him is there?
>Hina - "My, so spirited~"
>"Alright! Let's get this started!" Rinnosuke announces. He runs into the back room to start work on the micro-hakkeros.
>Marisa decides that Rinnosuke might be up to something interesting, so she hops onto her broom and blasts off at the speed of property damage.
>Rinnosuke shivers. He feels like something bad might be happening to him soon.
>Remilia - "Well, I suppose you are telling the truth."
>It's perfect!
>Flandre - "Hee-hee~ It's a pretty nice place, huh big sis? Chiri was gonna put one last thing in before we fully moved in though. Weren't you Chiri~?"
>Chiri - "Buuuh...lemme recover...."
>Koa - "*grumble* Lousy place needing map segments..."
>Let's consult the map! We'll find the room most likely to have another map segment, and then keep going until we've got a full map!
>Once we've got the full map, we'll find the biggest room that isn't the Main Hall, and set the marker!
>Flandre frowns. "Why do you need to recover so much? You're a youkai!"
>"Yeah, and you're a superpowered vampire who has one heck of a throwing arm!" Chiri shoots back. "Let me have this, okay?"
>Back inside, Koakuma is getting annoyed. None of the places inside the map section held another map. She's going to have to journey out of familiar land to get anywhere...
>She sighs. Why isn't anyone satisfied with just having a nice blood-red mansion?
>Patchouli floats up next to Remilia and Flandre. "What's taking Koakuma so long?" she asks.
>They both shrug.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: GuardianTempest on November 14, 2012, 02:54:48 PM
>Gilgamesh - That's it, it's morphin' time! Unveil extra arms.
>"Yes I can!"
>Propeller-swords, derp.

>Hina - "Something wrong?"
>Rinnosuke - "Oh nothing, I just felt a sudden sense of dread."

>LaserTurtle - New Tagline: Now with a new level of user input.
>Line for next post: We're gonna need alot more than this.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 14, 2012, 05:47:21 PM
>Koa - "*grumble*" Well, let's look at the map, and see any exits to a new 'zone'. We'll head for the closest one and try that.
>Flandre - "I bet she's lost~! I'm gonna spend a loooooooong time exploring this one~!"
>Remilia - "*ahem* Y-yes, I plan to search it as well. It wouldn't do for me to get lost in my own castle after all."
>Patchouli - We should have a mapping spell, shouldn't we? Let's see about beating Koa to the punch then, hm?
>Chiri - "Bleurgh." Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck with people who are crazier.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 15, 2012, 12:22:07 AM
>LaserTurtle - New Tagline: Now with a new level of user input.
>Line for next post: We're gonna need alot more than this.
Hey, I can't go around changing taglines like crazy! It's gotta have consistency! Only every new page.
Of course, this part was planned as an epilogue, so I wasn't expecting so much user input in the first place. I pretty much improvised this whole adventure from the start.
>Shut up and get back to writing the story.
Fine, Koishi. Be patient, I'll get right to it.

>Gilgamesh - That's it, it's morphin' time! Unveil extra arms.
>"Yes I can!"
>Propeller-swords, derp.
>Mystia's jaw drops. "How is that even possible?"
>Kogasa shrugs. "Well, everyone here can fly naturally. I'm sure propeller swords fall under the 'too awesome to follow the laws of physics' category."
>Cirno frowns. "Then I just gotta get you out of the air! Blowing Ice 'Ice Tornado'!"
>"Aw, come on! Why do you have so many different attacks?" Gilgamesh complains.
>"Because I'm the strongest!" Cirno announces. She wobbles around in midair.
>"You'd think that with all those spinning moves, she'd stop getting as dizzy," Daiyousei notes.
>"Hey, popcorn fairy," Wriggle calls out, "can I get a refill?"
>Flandre - "I bet she's lost~! I'm gonna spend a loooooooong time exploring this one~!"
>Remilia - "*ahem* Y-yes, I plan to search it as well. It wouldn't do for me to get lost in my own castle after all."
>Patchouli - We should have a mapping spell, shouldn't we? Let's see about beating Koa to the punch then, hm?
>Patchouli attempts a mapping spell. "Wait, this spell needs the name of this place. What do we call this castle?"
>Remilia nods. "It should be a fitting name. one that inspires fear in the hearts of vampire hunters!"
>"Not that there are any vampire hunters in Gensokyo," Meiling mutters.
>Chiri - "Bleurgh." Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck with people who are crazier.
>Koishi kneels next to Chiri. "Yeah. From what I remember, that mountain shrine is full of wackos."
>Kanako feels guilty all of a sudden. "Suwako, are we crazy?" she asks nervously.
>Suwako shrugs. "Never really thought about it. Now, how are we going to gather faith this time around? Sanae's publicity stunt didn't do much."
>"Wait! Chiri's gotta add in some fountains and toys for me!" Flandre interrupts.
>"Ah, right. Those." Chiri nods. "I'll spread some around the place, I guess." She gets up and walks into the house.
>Koa - "*grumble*" Well, let's look at the map, and see any exits to a new 'zone'. We'll head for the closest one and try that.
>Koakuma enters another door, one that is marked on the edge of the map.
>Moments later, she dives back out of the door, slamming it behind her. "What kind of place has an entire room full of were-plants?" she complains.
>She then notices Chiri walking by and grabs her by the shirt collar. "You! you built this place! Where are all the map pieces?"
>Chiri tries to justify her plans. "But it's supposed to be an adventure puzzle! You gotta figure it out yourself."
>Koakuma growls. "Are puzzles supposed to have deathtraps? Rabid were-plants?"
>"Hey, there could have been a lot more! Remilia made me take out all of the crumbling walkways and pits of lava. That was practically half of them!"
>Koakuma glares at Chiri, who gulps nervously and continues explaining.
>"Look, you're supposed to go through the areas in a sequence. Like, at the end of one area, you'll find were-plant repellent, and then that area gives you access to the balcony previously inhabited by skeletons, which has a key to the basement and-"
>Koakuma cuts Chiri off mid-sentence. "Maps. Now."
>"All right. Party pooper." Chiri pulls out a few maps from a pocket and hands them to Koakuma. "You guys just have no appreciation for adventure."
>"Does Remilia know this place still has deathtraps?"
>"Heyaren'tyousupposedtofindanicespotforthelibrary? Yeahyougodothat." Chiri pushes Koakuma towards a door and runs off.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 15, 2012, 12:50:04 AM
>Koa -Sigh. Time to find our way out and warn them about the traps and such then. After all, we'll be LIVING HERE. We'll find that spot for the library once it's all completely resolved.
>"We have a problem. There's still traps."
>Patchouli - Hmm...Ah, there she is. ...Oh, that's not good.
>Remilia - ...That little... "Well, it seems we'll have to specify for all of them to be removed then. Perhaps if she doesn't, she'll get to 'play' with Flan."
>Flandre - "Yay~!"

>Popcorn Fairy - "Y-yes." Refill time!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: GuardianTempest on November 15, 2012, 07:03:51 AM
>Gilgamesh - "Oh yeah? Well I have attacks too!"
>Secret Gilgamesh Art: Missile! (http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/f/f0/Gilgamesh_Missile.jpeg)
>Kogasa - "Wat."
>Wriggle - Y'know, you could use a drink right about now.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 15, 2012, 01:15:47 PM
Everyone is wrong. I'm the strongest!
>Gilgamesh - "Oh yeah? Well I have attacks too!"
>Secret Gilgamesh Art: Missile! (http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/f/f0/Gilgamesh_Missile.jpeg)
>Kogasa - "Wat."
>Wriggle - Y'know, you could use a drink right about now.
>The missile explodes on Cirno, who regenerates behind Gilgamesh again.
>"I'm the strongest, so you can't defeat me!" Cirno reaffirms. "Cold Body 'Super Ice Kick'!"
>"This battle is taking forever," Kogasa whines.
>"But none of this makes any sense!" Mystia complains.
>"Ssh," Daiyousei comforts her, "Just let the stupidity happen,,,"
>Popcorn Fairy - "Y-yes." Refill time!
>Wriggle stares at the cup the fairy gave to her. "I meant drink as in something alcoholic. Not soda."
>"Well, I'm sorry I'm not the food cart fairy," the popcorn fairy quips.
>Koa -Sigh. Time to find our way out and warn them about the traps and such then. After all, we'll be LIVING HERE. We'll find that spot for the library once it's all completely resolved.
>"We have a problem. There's still traps."
>Patchouli - Hmm...Ah, there she is. ...Oh, that's not good.
>Remilia - ...That little... "Well, it seems we'll have to specify for all of them to be removed then. Perhaps if she doesn't, she'll get to 'play' with Flan."
>Flandre - "Yay~!"
>Koakuma points at the castle. "She's still in there. You'll have to find her first."
>Chiri shivers, even though she's hiding in the chamber full of fire traps.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 15, 2012, 03:57:38 PM
>Patchouli - "Well, we'll just have to go in and get her then, won't we?"
>Remilia - "Ah, Patchy, you'll need to use 'that' spell if she refuses. You know, the one that mutes the sound in the area and replaces it with Air (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HkY1_TpucLA&feature=endscreen)? I daresay we should at least make it somewhat pleasant to watch."
>Koa - Shudder. We know what THAT means.
>Flandre - "Nice Boat~"
>Patchy/Remi/Koa - .....Kid's pretty sharp, isn't she?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 16, 2012, 12:59:08 PM
Oh shoot, I'm running late for EVERYTHING!
>Patchouli - "Well, we'll just have to go in and get her then, won't we?"
>Remilia - "Ah, Patchy, you'll need to use 'that' spell if she refuses. You know, the one that mutes the sound in the area and replaces it with Air (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HkY1_TpucLA&feature=endscreen)? I daresay we should at least make it somewhat pleasant to watch."
>Koa - Shudder. We know what THAT means.
>Flandre - "Nice Boat~"
>Patchy/Remi/Koa - .....Kid's pretty sharp, isn't she?
>Chiri opens a window. "You'll have to reach me first!" she yells before slamming it shut and disappearing inside the mansion again.
>Patchouli sighs. "It seems that our little friend here is rebelling against us. She is rather good at it, I must say. The black-white witch is going to have some serious competition if this keeps up."
>"DANGIT MARISA!" Rinnosuke yells, "I JUST FIXED THAT PART!"
>"Well maybe you should use sturdier materials next time, Kourin!"
>"I wasn't expecting that you'd fly in through the wall! I thought you would use the door like normal people!"
>Marisa frowns. "Reimu, how did you come in?"
>Reimu sips her tea. "Floated out of reality and snuck into the storeroom. Why?"
>Rinnosuke sighs. "I'll just get back to making those micro-hakkeros, shall I?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 16, 2012, 10:43:51 PM
>Remilia - "Well, we can easily cut straight to her. Between Flan and I, that's a simple task. We'll just have her rework it afterwards."
>Flandre - "Yay~! Playtime~!"
>Remi&Flan - Let's get to work breaking straight to the little troublemaker.
>Patchouli - It's a hassle, but we may as well lend our considerable magical and alchemical ability. Nothing says cutting to the heart of the matter like alchemically reconfiguring doors straight to the destination.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Not as many taglines as Minecraft, but getting pretty close!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 17, 2012, 12:44:31 AM
Oh my! I'm overdue for a tagline!
>Remilia - "Well, we can easily cut straight to her. Between Flan and I, that's a simple task. We'll just have her rework it afterwards."
>Flandre - "Yay~! Playtime~!"
>Remi&Flan - Let's get to work breaking straight to the little troublemaker.
>Patchouli - It's a hassle, but we may as well lend our considerable magical and alchemical ability. Nothing says cutting to the heart of the matter like alchemically reconfiguring doors straight to the destination.
>Remilia and Flandre kick down one of the many doors in the castle, and are greeted with the sight of spiders. Giant spiders crawling all over the walls, in fact.
>"Tell me when you clear out the spiders," Patchouli calls out from behind them. "Those nasty little bugs always interrupt spells at the worst possible times."
>Flandre tries to kyuu one of the spiders, but turns it into a giant snake instead. "Stupid quantum geography..." she mutters to herself, then takes out Laevateinn and starts slashing spiders while Remilia spears them with Gungnir.
>Koakuma decides that her help is needed back with Patchouli urgently, and hurries out of the spiders' attacking range to consult the map pieces that Chiri gave to her.
>"All right, which door is closest to the place that Chiri is hiding in? It would make reconfiguring easier." Patchouli asks her familiar.
>"Well, from the look of things, I'm guessing she's hiding in the chamber of fire traps, judging by how many other traps we would have to pass through to reach the deactivation switch. The nearest door to that is the one at the end of this big ol' corridor of spiders."
>Sakuya appears next to them. "Chiri is getting better at making deathtraps," she observes. "These ones aren't as easily broken through."
>Meiling laughs. "You gotta tell me the full story when you have time, Sakuya. It sounds like quite the interesting tale. However, shouldn't we be helping the mistresses right now?"
>Patchouli looks through the doorway and sees that Remilia and Flandre are halfway through the corridor. "I'd say they're doing fine by themselves, but I guess help would always be welcomed."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: GuardianTempest on November 17, 2012, 11:32:36 AM
>Gilgamesh - Best bet now against something 'immortal' is to immobilize her.
>Slam Cirno to the ground and pin her down with your multitude of swords, make sure to avoid hitting her 'hitbox'.
>Proclaim victory.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 17, 2012, 06:45:10 PM
>Flandre - "Whee~! I'm having fun~! 93~! 94~!"
>Let's keep at it! Hell, let's slam a few into the ground if any get close enough to grab safely!
>Remilia - "As energetic as always, Flan! But I won't lose!"
>We can't lose to her in a contest of how many targets have been eliminated! We're the older sister after all!
>Meiling - "Uh...Even I'm not crazy enough to get into the mix when those two get like that. But that snake's something I'll handle, just leave it to me! I bet there's enough to make jerky out of it for at least a year!"
>Let's go and drag that giant snake out to a more open place!
>Koa - "...Everyone else really is something else, huh?"
>Sakuya - "Well, I suppose I'll content myself with the stragglers then. Have fun with the snake, China."
>We'll just pick off any that Remi and Flan miss. After all, even giant spiders are no match for a good knife.
>Patchouli - "Well then, I'll keep working on my side of things."

>Cirno - "I won't lose  that easy! I'm da strongest!"

>Team 9(Minus Cirno) - "Whoa."
>Daiyousei - "Hey! Watch out!"
>Mystia - "Dai, you're being the 'Annoying Guide Fairy' again."
>Wriggle - "Heh, she can't help it Mysty, it's in her nature to be like that when Cirno's in deep."
>Kogasa - "That's true~!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 17, 2012, 10:56:28 PM
Off The Rails: Where everything happens due to utter coincidences!
>"No, Marisa! I just made them! You can't just steal them!"
>"How else am I going to see if these things are useful? I'll just take this one, then!"
>After Marisa flies off with a micro-hakkero, Rinnosuke sighs. "Knowing Marisa, she's still going to find a way to make it shoot a laser."
>Reimu nods. "I'll go after her. Yukari wants me to find some outsider for her, anyway."
>Gilgamesh - Best bet now against something 'immortal' is to immobilize her.
>Slam Cirno to the ground and pin her down with your multitude of swords, make sure to avoid hitting her 'hitbox'.
>Proclaim victory.
>Nearby, Marisa is fiddling with a micro-hakkero. "Well, these things shoot lasers too. I wanna see how big of a laser it shoots!"
>Cirno - "I won't lose  that easy! I'm da strongest!"
>"Whoops," Marisa remarks dully as a fairy-sized laser shoots out of the micro-hakkero. "Well, that answers that question."
>Team 9(Minus Cirno) - "Whoa."
>Daiyousei - "Hey! Watch out!"
>Mystia - "Dai, you're being the 'Annoying Guide Fairy' again."
>Wriggle - "Heh, she can't help it Mysty, it's in her nature to be like that when Cirno's in deep."
>Kogasa - "That's true~!"
>Cirno turns to Daiyousei. "Watch out for what?" she asks.
>And then the laser hits her. Gilgamesh too, because he wasn't paying attention.
>Marisa shrugs. "Well, whatever the ice fairy was doing, it couldn't have been that important."
>Mystia stares. "I can honestly say that I didn't expect that."
>"I'm sure none of us did," Wriggle agrees.
>Cirno is now free from the cage of swords, and decides to pull out her signature card.
>She announces it right next to Gilgamesh, who is stunned by the laser that shot through him moments earlier. "Freeze Sign 'Perfect Freeze'!"
>Daiyousei whistles. "She really did improve that card. Apparently, it works as a close-range attack now, too."
>Cirno stands victorious on top of a block of ice containing Gilgamesh. "I am the strongest!" she announces with finality.
>"Well, I have to admit that was an interesting battle," Reimu remarks from behind the audience, startling everyone. "Don't get too full of yourself, Cirno. Before Marisa interfered, that other person...thing...monster...whatever had the upper hand."
>Reimu pulls out a Yin Yang orb and speaks to it. "Yukari, I found the outsider. Now please gap ...it back to where it belongs before it breaks out of the ice and starts challenging someone more competent."
>"Wait!" Cirno interrupts. "I need to gloat about my success to him! I'm the strongest!"
>Reimu sighs, and sticks a sealing charm on Cirno's forehead to quiet the energetic ice fairy down. "Yes, yes. You're the strongest of the fairies. Good battle, and all that. Still, this weirdo has to go back to where it belongs."
>A gap opens up under the Gilgamesh ice cube, and it falls back into the Final Fantasy universe.
>Flandre - "Whee~! I'm having fun~! 93~! 94~!"
>Let's keep at it! Hell, let's slam a few into the ground if any get close enough to grab safely!
>Remilia - "As energetic as always, Flan! But I won't lose!"
>We can't lose to her in a contest of how many targets have been eliminated! We're the older sister after all!
>Meiling - "Uh...Even I'm not crazy enough to get into the mix when those two get like that. But that snake's something I'll handle, just leave it to me! I bet there's enough to make jerky out of it for at least a year!"
>Let's go and drag that giant snake out to a more open place!
>Koa - "...Everyone else really is something else, huh?"
>Sakuya - "Well, I suppose I'll content myself with the stragglers then. Have fun with the snake, China."
>We'll just pick off any that Remi and Flan miss. After all, even giant spiders are no match for a good knife.
>Patchouli - "Well then, I'll keep working on my side of things."
>With the power of teamwork and extremely overpowered abilities, the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew works its way through the corridor.
>"I got 250 of them!" Flandre cheers.
>Remilia smiles triumphantly. "I beat you then! I got at least 300!"
>Flandre sticks her tongue out at her big sister. "Meanie! You did not!"
>Sakuya turns to Meiling. "You were joking about the snake jerky comment, were you?"
>Meiling shakes her head and smiles. "You can't taste the difference, but snakes are more common around here than cows are. It's just a matter of convenience."
>Sakuya pales. "I'm not going to eat any jerky any time soon..." she mutters.
>Patchouli walks up to the door. "All right, everyone stand back. I'm going to get us to that irritating youkai now."
>She invokes a magic spell, and the door glows briefly.
>Patchouli turns to Remilia. "Care to do the honors?"
>Remilia smiles viciously. "Of course." She rips the doors off the hinges and Chiri turns around to the source of the noise.
>Upon seeing the vampires, Chiri gulps. "Say, how about I surrender and fix the castle completely, and you guys don't hurt me at all? That way, everyone is happy, right?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 17, 2012, 11:57:55 PM
>Remilia: "Please do."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 18, 2012, 12:28:39 AM
>Flandre - "I still kinda wanna play though...Ooh! How about cards?"
>Meiling - "No, it has to be Mahjong! It's a game with almost as much history as China!"
>Koa - Shrug. "I guess that works."
>Sakuya - "Snake Jerky.....Snake Jerky....Eeeeugh......."
>[ERROR. IZAYOI.EXE HAS STOPPED, PLEASE REBOOT]
>Patchouli - "Remi, I think Sakuya's gone into a funk about Jerky..."
>Poking time~! After all, it isn't every day the 'perfect maid' BSOD's.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 18, 2012, 02:58:50 AM
See, I was planning other stuff, then I forgot. These things just sorta happen.
>Remilia: "Please do."
>Chiri breathes a sigh of relief.
>"Say, do you know about the outside world sport called baseball?" Remilia brings up out of nowhere, "An important part of that game can be summed up as 'three strikes, you're out.' Interesting, really."
>Chiri gulps. "Message received," she mumbles. "I'll do as told."
>The Scarlet Devil Mansion crew leave the castle to wait for Chiri to remove all the traps.
>Flandre - "I still kinda wanna play though...Ooh! How about cards?"
>Meiling - "No, it has to be Mahjong! It's a game with almost as much history as China!"
>Koa - Shrug. "I guess that works."
>Meiling pulls out a Mahjong table. "All right! Let's start!"
>Patchouli stares. "Where were you keeping that?"
>"Oh, you can do all sorts of fancy things with qi if you're skilled enough!" Meiling brags. "Storing things takes a lot of skill and energy to do, though."
>"But why a Mahjong table?"
>Meiling looks at Patchouli as if the answer was obvious. "You never know when someone would want to play a game of Mahjong! Granted, it isn't nearly as popular here as it was in China, but still!"
>Patchouli shakes her head. "Honestly, Meiling, sometimes your logic is impossible to figure out."
>Sakuya - "Snake Jerky.....Snake Jerky....Eeeeugh......."
>[ERROR. IZAYOI.EXE HAS STOPPED, PLEASE REBOOT]
>Patchouli - "Remi, I think Sakuya's gone into a funk about Jerky..."
>Poking time~! After all, it isn't every day the 'perfect maid' BSOD's.
>Remilia raises an eyebrow. "Why? Jerky is jerky, isn't it?" she pulls a piece of jerky out and starts snacking.
>Patchouli shrugs. "She's mumbling something about snake jerky. I think Meiling might have mentioned it."
>"Huh? Oh, yeah. I was just telling her that the jerky I bring is snake jerky. Much easier to get around here than beef jerky, and you can't taste the difference," Meiling explains.
>Remilia gags on her piece of jerky.
TIMESKIP!
>Chiri walks out of the castle. "All right, all traps are gone, and I put a couple of those fountain-of-youth things around the place. I also put in a couple of toys for Flandre."
>She gets hit by a Mahjong tile. Flandre is throwing them at Remilia, who is throwing them back.
>Meiling deflects any tiles that fly towards her, and Patchouli has put up a magic shield. "I am sure that this is not how you're supposed to play Mahjong!" Patchouli yells.
>"I got you with a bamboo tile!" Remilia cheers. "5 points!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 18, 2012, 08:11:05 AM
>Chiri: ...
>...There's something wrong with these people.

>Cirno: Start dancing.
>"Victory dance! Come on!"
>Mystia/Wriggle: "Shut up, Cirno!"


A cookie for anyone who gets the reference (hint: it's in the team 9 part).
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 18, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
>Meiling. - "No, but would you be the one to tell them it's not?"
>Patchouli - "Good point. I'm certain it would be bad for my health."
>Koa - "Um..I don't think that's how you play mahjong...."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 19, 2012, 04:03:19 AM
Great, now I'm running out of witty ways to say that I'm running out of witty things to say.
>Cirno: Start dancing.
>"Victory dance! Come on!"
>Mystia/Wriggle: "Shut up, Cirno!"
>Thankfully for everyone else involved, Reimu hits Cirno with a yin-yang orb hard enough to knock the little ice fairy into the lake.
>Reimu claps her hands. "Now that that's over with, I'm going to get some much needed rest."
>She flies off to the Hakurei Shrine.
>Chiri: ...
>...There's something wrong with these people.
>Chiri stares at the spectacle. Well, at least they're too wrapped up in it to drag me into it.
>She then notices Sakuya, who is curled up in a ball and shivering away from the group, mumbling "snake jerky, snake jerky" repeatedly.
>Meiling. - "No, but would you be the one to tell them it's not?"
>Patchouli - "Good point. I'm certain it would be bad for my health."
>Patchouli turns to Koakuma, who is about to say something to the Scarlets. "I don't have to tell them if she does," she points out to Meiling.
>Koa - "Um..I don't think that's how you play mahjong...."
>Remilia turns to Koakuma. "Really? But this way's more fun!" She grabs another tile, and throws it at Koakuma, who is too startled to dodge.
>"Gotcha with a 9 circle tile! You gotta duel with Cirno the next time you see her!"
>Meiling intervenes to bail Koakuma out. "But I'm holding the red dragon tile! I declare that all duel challenges are called off!"
>Flandre frowns. "Aww, I was looking forward to the duel with Sakuya! Oh well, you've got a 15 point penalty, Meiling!"
>The "Mahjong" game continues.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 19, 2012, 06:09:13 AM
How the hell did this turn into Calvinball?


>Chiri: Get behind Patchouli's magic shield.

>Cirno: Fly out of the lake.
>"Hey! That was me- wait, where'd she go?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 19, 2012, 09:36:55 PM
I have no clue, but it is glorious! I've got this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA_aUcf1_Vk) in my head for the whole sequence.

>Patchouli - "Well, at least they know how to provide a good show."
>Koa - "Bweeeh..."

>Dai - "She left, Cirno."
>Wriggle - "Yeah, said something about going to get some rest."
>Mystia - "I don't think even those other three fairies would be that crazy as to bug her now~"
>Oh yeah, where'd they go anyhow?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 20, 2012, 12:03:15 AM
How the hell did this turn into Calvinball?
Life in Gensokyo is just one giant game of Calvinball. Quantum geography just makes it worse.

In which all rules are simultaneously called off, reinstated, and broken. Not necessarily in that order.
>Chiri: Get behind Patchouli's magic shield.
>Patchouli scoots over to make room. "At the very least, they seem to be having fun."
>A tile bounces off the shield, and hits Koakuma on the back of her head.
>"Headshot!" Chiri calls out. "You two swap point totals!"
>Meiling catches the tile. "No, it was an east tile. House rules state that you have to spin around counterclockwise three times for calling an incorrect penalty!"
>While Meiling is distracted, Flandre lands a hit. "Season tile! All penalties are flipped!"
>"But it was the summer tile," Remilia interjects, "So it's gotta be flipped vertically!"
>Patchouli - "Well, at least they know how to provide a good show."
>Koa - "Bweeeh..."
>Chiri sighs, and starts attempting to spin counterclockwise and upside down.
>Patchouli shakes her head. "None of you actually know how to play Mahjong, do you?"
>"Hey!" Meiling shouts, "I know how to play! We just declared house rules."
>Koakuma frowns. "What are the house rules?"
>Flandre shrugs. "I dunno, but they're way more fun!"
>Cirno: Fly out of the lake.
>"Hey! That was me- wait, where'd she go?"
>Dai - "She left, Cirno."
>Wriggle - "Yeah, said something about going to get some rest."
>Mystia - "I don't think even those other three fairies would be that crazy as to bug her now~"
>Oh yeah, where'd they go anyhow?
>Three familiar fairies fly up to the group. Since they're back to normal, someone must have killed them. They are arguing with each other, as usual.
>"Sunny! Those two were fighting! Why did you want to join in?"
>"But Luna, how else are we supposed to show our strength if we don't participate in fights? Star, back me up here!"
>"I get what you're saying, Sunny, but why did you want to sneak up with them when Cirno announced 'Perfect Freeze'?"
>"It seemed like a good idea at the time..." Sunny mutters.
>"Caught in the crossfire, I assume?" Daiyousei asks.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 20, 2012, 12:14:20 AM
>Star - "Yep. Hurt too."
>Luna - "I think I'm still feeling it..."
>Sunny - "Quit whinin' you guys! We totally would've made it!"
>Dai - Sweatdrop. "W-well.."

>Mystia - "It was fun to watch though~"
>Wriggle - "Yeah, haven't had a show like that in a while."
>Popcorn Fairy - At least we didn't get stung any...Bees hurt!

>Patchouli - Sigh. "...Calvinball."
>Chiri - "You said it!"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 20, 2012, 02:21:53 PM
Believe me, I have no idea what's going on, either.
>Star - "Yep. Hurt too."
>Luna - "I think I'm still feeling it..."
>Sunny - "Quit whinin' you guys! We totally would've made it!"
>Dai - Sweatdrop. "W-well.."
>Sunny whirls around to face Daiyousei. "Are you doubting us?"
>Daiyousei shrugs. "I'm sure that you could have been more cautious. Cirno's been improving that spell to counter you guys."
>"You bet I have!" Cirno interjects.
>Mystia - "It was fun to watch though~"
>Wriggle - "Yeah, haven't had a show like that in a while."
>Popcorn Fairy - At least we didn't get stung any...Bees hurt!
>"Um..." the popcorn fairy speaks up. "If I leave now, you won't send anything after me?" she asks, mainly directed at Wriggle.
>"What? Oh yeah, sure. By the way, is there a food cart fairy?" Wriggle asks.
>"She stops by the songbird's food cart every so often. Didn't you guys notice her?"
>"I sure didn't!" Mystia exclaims.
>Patchouli - Sigh. "...Calvinball."
>Chiri - "You said it!"
>Chiri finally does the three counterclockwise spins successfully, and falls back down onto the ground.
>"House rules are confusing..." she mumbles.
>Patchouli shakes her head. "If you four would stop horsing around, I would like to remind you that our castle is now habitable. And it looks like Sakuya is recovering."
>Remilia and Flandre stop pelting Koakuma and Meiling stops mid-throw.
>Sakuya is standing up, and looking like she's almost back to normal.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 20, 2012, 04:16:51 PM
>Remilia&Flandre - "Oh!"
>Remi - "Good, good!"
>Flandre - "Ya-hooo!"
>Meiling - Grin lopsidedly. "Hey Sakuya, Snake jerky."

>Kyouko - Echoes! "Ya-hooo!"
>Nazrin - ...Excitable one, isn't she?

>Koa - "I....I'll just...Go find a place to set the marker."
>Let's use the map parts to find the perfect place for the marker, then go there and set it!
>Patchouli - "Well, I shall withdraw to the Old Library so that I can work on the transfer from that end."
>Let's head back to the Old Library and finish preparations!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 20, 2012, 10:00:26 PM
And we're finally wrapping this up! Or not. You guys control the characters, after all.
>Remilia&Flandre - "Oh!"
>Remi - "Good, good!"
>Flandre - "Ya-hooo!"
>Meiling - Grin lopsidedly. "Hey Sakuya, Snake jerky."
>Sakuya freezes up again, then glares at Meiling. "Not funny."
>Flandre and Remilia charge back into the castle. Flandre notices a teddy bear sitting next to a door labeled "Flandre's Toy Room"
>Chiri walks up next to Flandre and grins. "I did say that I was going to, didn't I?"
>Kyouko - Echoes! "Ya-hooo!"
>Nazrin - ...Excitable one, isn't she?
>Kyouko frowns. "You guys went without me!"
>Nazrin scratches her head. "But I thought we told you."
>"You did, but then you guys went too fast and I got lost! I had to find my way back!"
>"But you were with us! I remember that!"
>"No, she wasn't!" another Nazrin announces. This one has a leaf on her head and a big and fuzzy striped tail.
>Nazrin sighs. "Mamizou. Of course."
>Koa - "I....I'll just...Go find a place to set the marker."
>Let's use the map parts to find the perfect place for the marker, then go there and set it!
>Patchouli - "Well, I shall withdraw to the Old Library so that I can work on the transfer from that end."
>Let's head back to the Old Library and finish preparations!
>Koakuma examines the map, then marks a spot that's large enough to house all of the books, living, zombie, or otherwise.
(Yes, zombie books. Patchouli was furious when Koakuma accidentally let them out of their cage one time.)
>Patchouli returns to the old library to prepare things on her end.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 20, 2012, 10:55:26 PM
>Meiling - Grin again. "Hey, it isn't every day someone like you goes into a funk like that after all. Just my little way of getting back at you for all those knives."

>Koa - Let's head there and set the Marker then!
>Then use the Familiar Contract to let Patchy know! "Chief, the marker's in place, it's all you now!"
>Then we'll get the heck outta there. Don't wanna get displaced into...wherever it is displaced stuff goes.
>Patchy - We'll wait for Koa to evacuate that chamber, then begin the transfer!
>...And we'd best set a forced warp-out in case anyone else blunders in beforehand. We have to be polite after all.
>Flandre - "Ahahaha~! It's perfect!"
>Let's grab the teddybear and go take a look in our new room!
>Remi - We may as well take a look as well.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 21, 2012, 05:06:37 AM
So I'm going on a vacation for a couple of days. Updates probably won't happen in that timespan. Just a heads-up.
>Meiling - Grin again. "Hey, it isn't every day someone like you goes into a funk like that after all. Just my little way of getting back at you for all those knives."
>"What? You're such a sound sleeper that it's usually the only way to wake you up!"
>Meiling shakes her head. "Am not!"
>"Are too."
>"Am not."
>"Are too."
>Koa - Let's head there and set the Marker then!
>Then use the Familiar Contract to let Patchy know! "Chief, the marker's in place, it's all you now!"
>Then we'll get the heck outta there. Don't wanna get displaced into...wherever it is displaced stuff goes.
>Patchy - We'll wait for Koa to evacuate that chamber, then begin the transfer!
>...And we'd best set a forced warp-out in case anyone else blunders in beforehand. We have to be polite after all.
>Koakuma relays the go-ahead via chibi communication, because it's cuter.
>Unfortunately, Koakuma trips before escaping the magic circle. An entire library lands in the spot where she used to be in.
>Thankfully for her, Patchouli had set up a safety catch that landed Koakuma in the spot the library used to occupy.
>The end result is one dazed, but intact and uninjured Koakuma where the library was.
>Flandre - "Ahahaha~! It's perfect!"
>Let's grab the teddybear and go take a look in our new room!
>Remi - We may as well take a look as well.
>Remilia is amazed. "Wow. You actually did it."
>Chiri shrugs. "Well, Flandre did ask. Just to clarify, we're all friends, right? None of you are going to cause major bodily harm?"
>"Look at all these toys!" Flandre exclaims. "Are you sure that none of them break?"
>Chiri grins. "Try it yourself!"
>Flandre tries to kyuu a toy train. It transforms into a toy dump truck, but otherwise stays intact.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 21, 2012, 07:32:46 AM
>Remilia: "I suppose I can forgive you this time. Just be sure you didn't leave any deathtraps in by mistake."
>CHiri: "I got 'em all. Pleasedon'thurtme."
>Remilia: "As I said, I will forgive you ths time."
>Flandre: Hey, that was neat!
>Do it again!
>And again!
>And again!

>Mystia: "Just make sure your little food-cart fairy friend doesn't steal any of my customers."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 25, 2012, 06:23:05 AM
Guess who has a working internet connection again? THIS GUY.
>Remilia: "I suppose I can forgive you this time. Just be sure you didn't leave any deathtraps in by mistake."
>CHiri: "I got 'em all. Pleasedon'thurtme."
>Remilia: "As I said, I will forgive you ths time."
>Chiri nods. "Yes, yes. Forgiveness is wonderful. I should really go now, nothing personal, but all you crazy people with cheating powers are starting to scare me."
>She then flings open a window, and dives out of the castle.
>Sakuya walks up to the window. "Did she really just...?"
>Remilia nods. "Yes. She did. She's a strange one for sure."
>Meiling waves to Chiri as the youkai flies off. "Come by and visit us again some time!"
>Flandre: Hey, that was neat!
>Do it again!
>The truck turns into a miniature sports car.
>And again!
>The sports car turns into a 1:10 scale model of a steam engine.
>And again!
>The steam engine transforms to a wind-up rubber duck.
>Flandre grins. This is almost as fun as actually playing with the toys!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 25, 2012, 03:32:25 PM
>Flandre - "Eeeh-heeheeheeheehee~! This is fun~!"
>Again!
>And Again!
>And Again!
>And Again!
>And Again!
>And Again!
>And Again!
>And Again!
>And Again!
>Remilia - ....She's more interested in the 'box' than the toy. Typical little girl~
>...Well, it couldn't hurt to give it a try just this once, could it?
>"Oh yes! I thought of a name for this place! Castle Scarlet! It's nice, simple, suitably impressive. And, and! It rolls off the tongue! So it's settled, Castle Scarlet is this location's new name!"
>We did have to get that done before Chiri messed around any further after all, can't give her a chance to replace the traps after all.

>Patchouli - "Well, now that that's settled, I suppose we should resume the research we were performing before everything went insane."
>Koa - "Right! I'll get the wines!"
>Patchy&Koa - Drunk Magi-Science is go!

>Sakuya - "....I'm going to have t clean up after those two, aren't I?"
>Well, it just shows that things are going back to normal.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 25, 2012, 09:39:23 PM
!sdrawkcab depyt si ygniht eltit sihT
>Flandre - "Eeeh-heeheeheeheehee~! This is fun~!"
>Again!
>The duck transforms into a toy boat. It is a rather nice boat.
>And Again!
>The boat transforms into a toy tank. Flandre only recognizes it from the books in the library, though.
>And Again!
>The tank becomes a stuffed snake.
>And Again!
>The snake turns into a toy pig. It has wings for some reason.
>And Again!
>The pig turns into a Cirno plushie. Come to think of it, Flandre realizes that this was the ninth time that she kyuu-ed the toy.
>Cirno sneezes.
>And Again!
>The plushie turns into a model of Meiling. Huh?
>And Again!
>The Meiling figure changes into a miniature mecha kit. Unassembled, of course.
>And Again!
>The kit turns into a cardboard box full of gears and clockwork. So many possibilities!
>And Again!
>The box turns into a pocketwatch.
>Sakuya stares at it. It looks exactly like the pocketwatch that she carries around sometimes. Huh?
>Remilia - ....She's more interested in the 'box' than the toy. Typical little girl~
>...Well, it couldn't hurt to give it a try just this once, could it?
>Remilia picks up a teddy bear and breaks it. It turns into a taxidermy model of a grizzly bear.
>She stares at it. This stuff doesn't make any sense!
>Sakuya - "....I'm going to have t clean up after those two, aren't I?"
>Well, it just shows that things are going back to normal.
>Sakuya sighs. "Well, at least there won't be any toy parts to clean up," she says to herself.
>"Oh yes! I thought of a name for this place! Castle Scarlet! It's nice, simple, suitably impressive. And, and! It rolls off the tongue! So it's settled, Castle Scarlet is this location's new name!"
>We did have to get that done before Chiri messed around any further after all, can't give her a chance to replace the traps after all.
>Sakuya nods. "That sounds magnificent, Remilia."
>Remilia smiles proudly. "Of course! This is the castle of the Scarlet Devil!"
Patchouli - "Well, now that that's settled, I suppose we should resume the research we were performing before everything went insane."
>Koa - "Right! I'll get the wines!"
>Patchy&Koa - Drunk Magi-Science is go!
>Sakuya raises an eyebrow. "What magic requires you to get drunk?"
>Patchouli smiles. "It's a secret."
>Patchouli walks into the new library, and Koakuma follows, carrying a box of assorted wines. "I wasn't even aware green wine existed!" she announces happily.
>Moments later, a rainbow comes flying out of a castle window from the library. It breaks through several walls and a mountain to do so.
>Sakuya sighs. More work for her in the near future, it seems.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 25, 2012, 09:49:35 PM
>FLandre - Ooh! let's find some other toy to Kyuu until it becomes that model kit from before!
>Remilia - Well, it makes no sense, but at least she's happy. And that's what matters.
>Sakuya - We'd best check out our pocketwatch just to be sure.

>Chibi-Koa #153 - Stare as Big-Us and Boss Patchy do crazy stuff with Magic.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 26, 2012, 04:47:16 AM
>FLandre - Ooh! let's find some other toy to Kyuu until it becomes that model kit from before!
>Remilia - Well, it makes no sense, but at least she's happy. And that's what matters.
>Sakuya - We'd best check out our pocketwatch just to be sure.
>Flandre grins, then starts kyuu-ing the next toy she gets her hands on - a rock with a face on it.
>Remilia shrugs. "It probably would be best to just leave her to it."
>Sakuya checks her TSMS. Yup the pocketwatch is still there. Still, is that copy actually functional? She pockets it when Flandre is distracted, planning on seeing later if it aids her time manipulation abilities like the original does.
>Chibi-Koa #153 - Stare as Big-Us and Boss Patchy do crazy stuff with Magic.
>"Don't just stand there!" Koakuma commands the chibis. "If we're going to alchemise impossibility, we're going to need a lot more magic circles than just this one!"
>The Chibi Koakumas run off to various parts of the library to make more magic circles, while the Chibi Patchoulis protect the books with magical barriers and shields as another explosion drops a piano out of the sky.
>Chiri realizes that she should visit Hina before her bad luck starts going into full swing when a flaming rainbow grazes by her, distracting Chiri from the piano that lands on her a second later.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 26, 2012, 03:13:50 PM
>Flandre - "Ahahahahahahahaha~!" Such fun!
>Remilia - Sweatdrop. She's enjoying it a bit TOO much though.

>Chiri - "Oooog...Bad Day...."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 27, 2012, 02:28:39 AM
It's a shame I can't write vertically on the internets. Just a thought.
Also, double title thingy since I missed one last time!
>Flandre - "Ahahahahahahahaha~!" Such fun!
>Remilia - Sweatdrop. She's enjoying it a bit TOO much though.
>Flandre is kyuu-ing the toy so fast that it barely has time to settle into a new form before Flandre wrecks it again.
>Remilia puts a hand on Flandre's shoulder. "Hold on, didn't you want toys to play with, not destroy?"
>Flandre turns to her sister with a puzzled look on her face. "I am playing with them. Playing with something means having fun with it, right?"
>Chiri - "Oooog...Bad Day...."
>Chiri climbs out from under the piano, which disappears moments later in a puff of neon yellow smoke. I'm glad youkai can heal injuries easily. Still, this hurts.
>She dusts herself off, then notices that Castle Scarlet is now marked and named on her map dress. "Boring name, in my opinion," she mutters.
>Back in Castle Scarlet, Patchouli coughs at a bad time, interrupting the spell, which starts shooting pair after pair of footwear through the hole the flaming rainbow carved.
>Chiri feels like her luck is about to get worse. She takes this a a cue to hightail it to wherever Hina is.
>Come to think of it, she realizes, I don't even know where Hina would be. I'll have to upgrade my map dress some time soon to help with locations of people.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 27, 2012, 07:58:34 PM
>Chiri - Well, she was with that one guy. So maybe if we find him, we find her!
>...The only problem is finding him.

>Remilia - Sweatdrop.
>Flandre - "Oh. Time to find another toy!"
>Let's find another one! And this time, let's go a bit easier on it. Pausing to see what it turns into each time, and goofing around with the toy if it becomes something fun.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Action! Adventure! Blatant lies!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 28, 2012, 12:29:48 AM
The best part of not having anything planned is that slapstick can't harm the plot!
>Chiri - Well, she was with that one guy. So maybe if we find him, we find her!
>...The only problem is finding him.
>Chiri surveys the land, then checks her map dress. Nope. She has no way of finding that guy.
>Well, if worst comes to worst, Hina can always follow the trail of misfortune that hangs around Chiri.
>That's when she is hit by a pair of boots. Then dress shoes. Then high heels.
>Chiri decides that now is as good a time as any to get out of the shoes' trajectory.
>Patchouli frowns, then tries reading the incantation backwards. The result is unnoticeable to her, but somewhere in Gensokyo, a giant tree has just sprouted down from the underside of a cloud.
>Remilia - Sweatdrop.
>Flandre - "Oh. Time to find another toy!"
>Let's find another one! And this time, let's go a bit easier on it. Pausing to see what it turns into each time, and goofing around with the toy if it becomes something fun.
>Flandre throws aside the solid block of cookie dough and grabs a toy teapot to kyuu. It turns into a carton of milk.
>She tries again, and it turns into a stuffed cow.
>Chiri is now wondering why she is suddenly tangled up in the branches of an upside-down tree. She sighs. Today is just that sort of day.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 28, 2012, 12:38:02 AM
>Flandre - Waaaait....Is Quantum Cookie Dough even safe to eat? Better not, even we're not that crazy~
>So let's just Kyuu it a few times too!
>Remilia - Sweatdrop again. She certainly is enjoying herself....

>Chiri - "*grumble* Just my luck..."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 28, 2012, 01:20:18 AM
>Hina: "I'm sensing a great deal of misfortune."
>Go towards it.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 28, 2012, 04:55:56 AM
I am the best at something, I'm sure. Whatever it is, it's not writing.
>Flandre - Waaaait....Is Quantum Cookie Dough even safe to eat? Better not, even we're not that crazy~
>So let's just Kyuu it a few times too!
>Remilia - Sweatdrop again. She certainly is enjoying herself....
>With a few kyuus, the block of cookie dough becomes a magical grimoire.
>Remilia stares in astonishment. Flandre doesn't notice and moves on to the next toy.
>In the library, the obviously drunk Patchouli and Koakuma are singing the verbal part of another spell as a duet. By now, they're throwing magic at the wall to see what sticks.
>A magic circle appears on the ground below the floating tree.
>Chiri - "*grumble* Just my luck..."
>Chiri is entangled in the branches with little hope of getting out.
>Of course, the tree chooses this time to heed the call of gravity. It drops down to the ground, where it shatters into blobs of bright turquoise goo.
>Chiri stands up in the goop. "By all logic, what is happening around me should be impossible. Now, the question is why it is happening," she muses.
>Chiri then realizes something. "Well, since this dress is covered in goo, I now have an excuse to quantum up a better one!"
>She immediately gets to work after making sure nobody is watching.
>Unfortunately for her, she doesn't notice the magic circle glowing underneath all of the goo.
>Hina: "I'm sensing a great deal of misfortune."
>Go towards it.
>Hina frowns. She can't go towards misfortune like that! Trailing misfortune is always too much trouble for its worth. It's easier to just go towards catastrophic events that only happen because of extreme misfortune...
>In the distance, a geyser of water shoots up in the sky. A relatively small bolt of lightning strikes it, then the geyser disappears as quickly as it appeared.
>...such as something like that. Hina heads towards the disaster zone, knowing who to expect. Nobody else gathers that much misfortune at once.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 28, 2012, 05:04:02 AM
>Chiri: "Ow."
>Hina: Get to her.
>"I thought that would be you."
>Chiri: "Let me make a new dress before you take the misfortune."
>Hina: "Sure."
>Turn around.
>Chiri: Make the new dress. And if we go with another map dress, make sure we can find Hina using it.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 28, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
>Flandre - "Ahahaha~! Such lovely fireworks!"
>Remilia - Sweatdrop. Been watching too much of that show that has the 'Freezer' fellow in it, hasn't she?

>Hina - "Oh dear. Quite a lot of misfortune."
>Chiri - "Staaaaaars..."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 28, 2012, 04:37:29 PM
Yeah, I've got nothing to put here. Sorry.
>Flandre - "Ahahaha~! Such lovely fireworks!"
>Remilia - Sweatdrop. Been watching too much of that show that has the 'Freezer' fellow in it, hasn't she?
>Flandre is kyuu-ing toys left and right. And forwards and backwards, too.
>It's actually sort of interesting how instead of just breaking, the toys turn into different toys. Chiri must have used as much power as she could to get that to happen.
>A Chibi Koakuma passing by takes the grimoire to add to the library.
>In the library itself, Patchouli and Koakuma are finally asleep. Seems like they drank way too much. It's a wonder that the library itself is still relatively intact.
>Chiri: "Ow."
>Hina: Get to her.
>"I thought that would be you."
>Chiri: "Let me make a new dress before you take the misfortune."
>Hina: "Sure."
>Turn around.
>Chiri: Make the new dress. And if we go with another map dress, make sure we can find Hina using it.
>Hina - "Oh dear. Quite a lot of misfortune."
>Chiri - "Staaaaaars..."
>Hina stares. "What the heck happened to you?"
>"I'd rather not talk about it. Can I just spend some time to make a new dress? This ones all sticky and gooey now."
>Hina nods. "Sure."
>Hina turns around as Chiri quantums up another map dress. It looks the same as before, but there are now badges with Chiri's and Hina's faces stuck on it.
>Hina examines the new dress a little more closely. Those two badges are in roughly the same spot on the map as Chiri and herself are at.
>Chiri smiles confidently. "This is a much more helpful dress. Now, can you take away my misfortune before something really bad happens?"
>Hina smiles back. "Sure! Misfortune gathering time~!"
>She starts spinning, and soon Chiri's bad luck is contained in Hina.
>Chiri grins. "Thanks."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 28, 2012, 04:59:50 PM
>Hina - "Well, I suppose I should drop this off to be re-purposed."
>Let's make for Kourindou to drop off the Misfortune for future use!
>Chiri - "H-hey! I'm coming too!"
>Let's tag along!

>Flandre - This is a blast! let's keep at it!
>Remilia - She certainly has quite a lot of energy.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on November 29, 2012, 06:29:27 AM
>Flandre: Pick one and kyuu it nine times to get another Cirno toy.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 29, 2012, 01:15:42 PM
Sometimes, coincidences happen. This is not one of those times.
>Hina - "Well, I suppose I should drop this off to be re-purposed."
>Let's make for Kourindou to drop off the Misfortune for future use!
>Chiri - "H-hey! I'm coming too!"
>Let's tag along!
>Hina flies to Kourindou, and Chiri follows her. When they arrive, Chiri wonders why there's a gaping hole in a wall.
>Rinnosuke notices Chiri staring at it and sighs. "Yup. Marisa did that, if that's what you're thinking. I wonder if I could hire someone else to fix it up for me."
>Hina nods. "Strangely enough, you don't seem any more unfortunate than the average human, so this can't be explained as bad luck..."
>"Ah yes, misfortune. Do you have any more of it, Hina? I want to make more micro-hakkeros. Those things work wonders for heating!"
>"Sure! I'm actually sort of surprised that they work so well..."
>Rinnosuke and Hina chatter happily as they go into the back room. Chiri is left by herself in the actual store when the door slams open.
>A bird youkai with a mix of white and blue hair is in the doorway. "Today's the day I get my books back!" the youkai announces.
>She looks around. "Huh? Where's the shopkeeper?"
>Flandre - This is a blast! let's keep at it!
>Remilia - She certainly has quite a lot of energy.
>Remilia smiles. Flandre seems to be better already, playing with toys that don't break.
>Sakuya appears behind her, along with several Chibi Sakuyas. "Remilia, I have finished cleaning. Would you like breakfast now?"
>Flandre: Pick one and kyuu it nine times to get another Cirno toy.
>Flandre wonders if kyuu-ing something nine times will always result in a Cirno toy.
>To test it, she grabs a wooden block at random and kyuus it nine times. It ends up being a Cirno bobblehead.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 29, 2012, 04:20:22 PM
>Chiri - She looks kinda gullible, maaaaaybe we can mess with her a bit.
>Smirk a bit. "Oh, he's in the backroom, 'working hard with a co-worker'." Wink in a 'know what I mean?' kinda way.

>Remilia - "Ah, of course. Flan! Breakfast!"
>Flandre - "E-eh?! So soon already?!"
>...Well, we are kinda hungry. Adventuring and partying and playing makes a girl hungry after all~!
>Flan&Remi - "Breakfast time~!"
>Let's get to the dining area!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: capt. h on November 30, 2012, 12:52:37 AM
> Cirno - Demand royalties.

> Flandre - discover new plot.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on November 30, 2012, 01:09:39 AM
I dunno guys, it looks like this adventure is never going to end.
>Chiri - She looks kinda gullible, maaaaaybe we can mess with her a bit.
>Smirk a bit. "Oh, he's in the backroom, 'working hard with a co-worker'." Wink in a 'know what I mean?' kinda way.
>The youkai stares cluelessly. "Huh?"
>Then understanding dawns on her face at the same time as an obvious blush of embarrassment. "Oh... You mean that."
>She shakes her head clear. "Well since he's obviously not going to come out any time soon, I guess now is as good a time as any to take some of my books back."
>Chiri stares as the youkai hums while picking books off of the bookshelf behind the counter. She briefly considers doing something, but decides against it. This youkai might have super cheating powers, too.
>Flying back to her house, Marisa examines the micro-hakkero once more. Then she accidentally discharges another laser in the direction of Misty Lake.
>Remilia - "Ah, of course. Flan! Breakfast!"
>Flandre - "E-eh?! So soon already?!"
>...Well, we are kinda hungry. Adventuring and partying and playing makes a girl hungry after all~!
>Flan&Remi - "Breakfast time~!"
>Let's get to the dining area!
>Flandre charges out the door, with the strangely cute battle cry of "Breakfast~!"
>Does she even know where to go? Remilia wonders.
>By the time Remilia arrives in the dining room with a leisurely stroll, it is quite clear that Flandre has no idea where the dining room, or anywhere else for that matter, is.
>Sakuya sighs. "I'll go look for her. Chibi Sakuyas, cook up a suitable breakfast for milady and her sister."
>She vanishes in search of one of Gensokyo's many directionally-challenged residents.
> Cirno - Demand royalties.
>"I just beat that weird guy thing!" Cirno declares to her friends. "I need a reward."
>Daiyousei grabs Excalibur from behind Kogasa's back with some trouble and throws it at Cirno's feet. "Hey!" Kogasa objects.
>Daiyousei ignores the umbrella. "Just take that. He said it was a legendary sword or something..."
>"Of course!" Cirno exclaims. "This sword is proof of my victory! I shall use it in all battles henceforth!"
>She holds it up triumphantly in the air. A stray giant laser proceeds to incinerate it. Gensokyo is just like that some days.
> Flandre - discover new plot.
>Flandre is completely lost within Castle Scarlet. Seriously, that place is ridiculously huge especially without deathtraps punctuating the endless number of hallways.
Plot? We can't have a new plot in the epilogue unless it's a sequel hook!
...Well if you really want to, you can discover a bit of plot to end this adventure and start the next one. Are you sure you want to do this?
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on November 30, 2012, 04:29:35 PM
Let's go for it! BGM Chaaaaange! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjIWo7O3ZUw)

>Flandre - "Wooooow...this place is pretty big! I bet only Chiri and Koa know the map of this place~!"
>Let's fly off down a randomly-chosen corridor! Exploration Ho!

>Chiri - Man was she easy to fool. We'll have to remember her for later.
>"So, what's your name anyways?"
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on December 01, 2012, 12:08:59 AM
Let's go for it! BGM Chaaaaange! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjIWo7O3ZUw)
Well, if you really want to... Let's wrap things up here, first.

Open Pandora's box! It will start the new adventure!
>Chiri - Man was she easy to fool. We'll have to remember her for later.
>"So, what's your name anyways?"
>The bird youkai turns to Chiri. "Huh? It's Tokiko. Anyway, thanks for telling me the shopkeeper would be occupied!"
>Tokiko exits Kourindou and flies off with her stack of books just as Rinnosuke comes out of the back room.
>"Chiri, why am I missing some of my books?"
>Flandre - "Wooooow...this place is pretty big! I bet only Chiri and Koa know the map of this place~!"
>Let's fly off down a randomly-chosen corridor! Exploration Ho!
>Sakuya can't find her way through the castle either. It'll take a while for anyone to find her.
>At the end of the corridor (Why are there corridors that lead to dead ends? That's just terrible architectural design!), Flandre finds a strange little box. It has a name inscribed on it with fancy text, and a piece of paper hastily stuck on under it with tape.
Pandora
Don't open this box. It's bad news.
Seriously, don't. I know you're thinking about it, whoever you are!

>Flandre decides to take the box with her while exploring more of the mansion.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on December 01, 2012, 07:58:20 PM
>Chiri - Shrug. "Some bird named Tokiko. You just missed her. I've had enough trouble for one day y'know."

>Flandre - Wonder who this 'Pandora' is? Why would she just leave a box like this lying around here? Maybe big sis knows something about it! Let's find her!
>...Hey! We're teeny again! ....Oh hey, another of those fountains! Just like we told her to make!
>Aaaand....We're big again~! Much better~!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on December 01, 2012, 09:14:52 PM
So, are you going to open the box or not?
>Flandre glares at the underlined text.
...I'll stop talking now so please don't hurt meeeeeeeeee...
>Chiri - Shrug. "Some bird named Tokiko. You just missed her. I've had enough trouble for one day y'know."
>Rinnosuke sighs. "Well, I guess I won't be seeing those books anymore."
>Chiri smiles. "I need to find some place to call home. Any suggestions?"
>Hina exits the back room holding a micro-hakkero in each hand. "Just quantum something up somewhere. I'm sure you'll find a nice place in the middle of nowhere. And if you don't, you can always make one, right?"
>Flandre - Wonder who this 'Pandora' is? Why would she just leave a box like this lying around here? Maybe big sis knows something about it! Let's find her!
>...Hey! We're teeny again! ....Oh hey, another of those fountains! Just like we told her to make!
>Aaaand....We're big again~! Much better~!
>Flandre frowns. Chiri never said anything about a time limit on the age magics.
>Down at the Misty Lake, the grown up Team 9 turns back from their aged-up forms with a poof of expiring magic.
>In the underground, Satori sighs. "Well, it was fun while it lasted."
>Remilia realizes that she has turned back into a child and spills her tea in surprise.
>Flandre is still lost somewhere in the mansion, but she did stumble upon a room full of treasure.
>To help with finding Flandre, Patchouli enchants Koakuma's maps to show the location of people in the mansion.
>Sakuya grabs the maps as soon as Patchouli is finished so she can use them to find Flandre. It's never good to leave that vampire girl unattended for long.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on December 01, 2012, 10:39:31 PM
>Flandre - Let's find Big Sis, then we'll see about popping open it to see what's inside!
>Remilia - "Blast!"
>Flan said something about having Chiri put more of those fountains in here, so we'll put breakfast on pause to locate the nearest one.
>There's one! Surprising that it was in the corner of the Dining Hall though...There we go.
>Sakuya - ...Aha, she's there, so....We'll take this path to get there faster.
>....She's in an area right next to the Dining Hall. She either has amazing luck, or a horrible enough sense of direction to be in the right place at the right time.

>Chiri - "Good idea, I'll consult my dress to find a nice place."
>Let's consult the dress to find a suitable location to put our place! Then go there and see how best to tweak it out to our liking!
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on December 02, 2012, 05:21:30 AM
Whew, I think Flandre's not glaring at me anymore.
>Flandre frowns at the undelined text in a disapproving manner.
What's with that face? I'm not trying to influence your decisions anymore!
>Chiri - "Good idea, I'll consult my dress to find a nice place."
>Let's consult the dress to find a suitable location to put our place! Then go there and see how best to tweak it out to our liking!
>Chiri examines her dress. "Ah, here's a good spot," she murmurs, then flies off.
>Hina has a realization. "I should get back to Youkai Mountain, soon. Nitori's probably playing a game of Shogi with Momiji, and when those two play, things really heat up!"
>"Well then you should probably get going. Thanks for all your help!" Rinnosuke waves to the departing Hina.
>Flandre - Let's find Big Sis, then we'll see about popping open it to see what's inside!
>Remilia - "Blast!"
>Flan said something about having Chiri put more of those fountains in here, so we'll put breakfast on pause to locate the nearest one.
>There's one! Surprising that it was in the corner of the Dining Hall though...There we go.
>Sakuya - ...Aha, she's there, so....We'll take this path to get there faster.
>....She's in an area right next to the Dining Hall. She either has amazing luck, or a horrible enough sense of direction to be in the right place at the right time.
>Remilia frantically dives into the nearby fountain to go back to being a charismatic adult.
>Sakuya frowns. It's as if this whole place was practically designed to have crazy coincidences like that happen. Which, considering who designed it, might not be that far off.
>Well, whatever. Sakuya grabs Flandre and brings her into the dining hall where Remilia is finishing up her breakfast.
>"Oh, right!" Flandre remembers. "Sis, do you know what this is?" She holds up Pandora's box.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: GuyYouMetOnline on December 02, 2012, 07:37:11 AM
>Chiri: Wait.
>Go back to Hina.
>"Hina, can you come with me while I make my house? I don't want to get struck by lightning while a rock falls on my head or anything."
>Hina: "Sure, if it's fairly quick."
>Go with Chiri.
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: Hanzo K. on December 02, 2012, 06:30:14 PM
>Remilia - "...It's...A box. Well, boxes were made to be opened."
>Open it already!
>Flan/Sakuya/Remi - "Whoa."
Title: Re: Off The Rails - Who needs plot when you can have NONSENSE!
Post by: LaserTurtle on December 03, 2012, 12:53:45 PM
New adventure, new topic! After this last post, of course.
>Chiri: Wait.
>Go back to Hina.
>"Hina, can you come with me while I make my house? I don't want to get struck by lightning while a rock falls on my head or anything."
>Hina: "Sure, if it's fairly quick."
>Go with Chiri.
>With Hina's assistance, Chiri creates the best dang quantum house ever. Still, Chiri decides to keep it unnamed, in case she needs to repair it quickly.
>With that done, Hina goes back to Youkai Mountain, and Chiri goes into her house for some rest.
>Unfortunately, she rolls a 1.
>Wait, what?
>Remilia - "...It's...A box. Well, boxes were made to be opened."
>Open it already!
>Flan/Sakuya/Remi - "Whoa."
>"But it said on the note not to open it!" Flandre mumbles.
>"How bad can it be? C'mon, open it already!"
>"Okay..." Flandre says. She opens the box to reveal... absolutely nothing.
>"Well, that was a disappointment," Sakuya observes.
>Everyone in Gensokyo gets the vague feeling that their lives are now ruled by arbitrary random numbers.

That's right! It's time for a new adventure! Off The Rails 2: Arbitrary Dice-based Shenanigans! (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13875.0.html)
(This thread is finished. It can get locked and stored now.)
Title: Re: Off The Rails - NEW ADVENTURE IN A NEW THREAD!
Post by: Pesco on December 03, 2012, 01:30:16 PM
Tag the thread title when the game gets completed.