>Wait wait wait!
>Grab as much of that glitter as we can carry first. And roll in what's left like a dog.
>aaaaah sparklies everywhere~
"Hey! What're you doing with the-"
Bolt tries to complain about what you're doing, but when she sees how much fun you're having she shuts up. "...Oh, whatever, I can afford a little break." She then joins you, burying herself in the glitter and giggling like the child she is.
By the time you stand up and start on your duties, you're pretty much a walking pile of glitter with a fairy inside.
> "Kay!"
> Turn and head in the first direction that might look like it leads captain-ways.
>You have a relatively good idea how to get to the captain's quarters from here. Just a left there, a right here, and-
"Hey! Look at that!"
You walk out into a corridor flooded with red shirts, picking up the pieces after their latest panicfest. They ogle your shininess with shameless curiosity.
"Lemme have some!" "No, me!" "Hey, I asked first!"
Two seconds later, you have a veritable army of fairies charging straight at you. It looks like they're planning to take your glitter by force!
In all fairness, you would do exactly the same in their position.
