Author Topic: Arisu Geas: An Extraction-Contraption Expedition (Read 99029 times)

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #390 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamaya[N] on October 21, 2010, 07:44:57 PM

> Take amusement in both Alice and the parser throwing 'penis' around casually but lightly treading around saying 'vagina'.

>Hey fuck you I'm worried enough about getting in trouble for this as it is =(
~~>Also I think the penis use thing was mostly you guys~~

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 21, 2010, 07:52:22 PM

>"...She victimized me, we'll say."

>For the moment, you keep your explanations vague.

>"Victimized how?" Marisa asks, standing up and moving around the table a bit to look you over.

communist unity (comm-unity) · « **Reply #391 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:02:36 PM »

did you seriously make koishi make alice... bahahaha what

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #392 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:05:57 PM »

>Oh goddamn you damn dense witch.
>"Before I continue on, Marisa, please understand that the next few moments will determine whether I consider you a true friend or I garrote you. Do you understand?"

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #393 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 21, 2010, 08:05:57 PM

>Oh goddamn you damn dense witch.
>"Before I continue on, Marisa, please understand that the next few moments will determine whether I consider you a true friend or I garrote you. Do you understand?"

>Fucking hell, after all she's teased you with?!

~~>"Are these mutually exclusive?"~~
>Marisa shakes her head sadly. "Guess she did something pretty bad, huh?" She sighs. "Okay, okay, go on, I'll try not to laugh or anything."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #394 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:22:17 PM »

>"I hope you'll do more than try."
>Deep breath. Sign.
>Small voice. "I she gave me a penis."
>If she even starts to laugh, take out puppet strings and make a cat cradle for garroting purposes.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #395 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:29:24 PM »

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 21, 2010, 08:22:17 PM

>"I hope you'll do more than try."
>Deep breath. Signh.
>Small voice. "~~I s~~She gave me a penis."
>If she even starts to laugh, take out puppet strings and make a cat cradle for garroting purposes.

>You give her a final warning, take a deep breath, and let it out slowly.

>Marisa stares at you for a long moment after you make your revelation. A grin slowly starts to spread across her face, though it's clear she's trying to fight it back.
>"W-wait." she says, "Really? You're serious?"

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #396 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:31:33 PM »

> Glare at her.

> Make Shanghai glare at her.

> "Yes"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #397 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:31:54 PM »

>Produce the strings.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #398 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:47:50 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Doll.S on October 21, 2010, 08:31:33 PM

> Glare at her.

> Make Shanghai glare at her.

> "Yes"

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 21, 2010, 08:31:54 PM

>Produce the strings.

>You reassure her that you are quite serious about this while assisting Shanghai in giving her a deathglare, and pull out some of your doll-control strings to make good on your earlier threat.

>Marisa's grin keeps widening for a moment, then she snorts back a laugh and stumbles toward the wall next to her.
>"Ahah... oh god, I'm sorry, just... ahaha! just give me a minute..."
>She collapses against the wall and starts shaking with repressed laughter, making strange snorts and snerks as she fights to keep quiet.

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #399 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:50:44 PM »

> Make Shanghai kick her.

> Glare at her.

> "Would you stop that, this is serious" For us at least.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #400 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:51:19 PM »

> Aim Shanghai at her computer.
> "You think this is funny? Because I think I know how to make you explode with laughter."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #401 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:00:02 PM »

>Shanghai kick her? After she's turned her back to us and give us a target?
>~~Garrot her.~~ Give her a swift kick in the ass.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #402 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:53:07 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Doll.S on October 21, 2010, 08:50:44 PM

> Make Shanghai kick her.

> Glare at her.

> "Would you stop that, this is serious" For us at least.

>You decide to break convention for the moment and send Shanghai to deliver a simple wooden dollkick to Marisa's cranium, glaring and reminding her of the importance of the issue.

>"Owahahaha!" she replies, the blow breaking her concentration on not laughing aloud, "I'm sorry, I know, it's just... ahahahammfghheehaa..."

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 21, 2010, 09:00:02 PM

>Shanghai kick her? After she's turned her back to us and give us a target?
>~~Garrot her.~~ Give her a swift kick in the ass.

>This response is unsatisfactory, and even if she hasn't actually turned her back, that bent-over pose and near-helpless laughter DOES give you an idea...
~~>Namely to strangle your best friend and make a realdoll out of her corpse~~

>You quietly walk around behind Marisa, pause to savor the moment as she makes no move to defend herself, and swing the tip of your boot into the small of her back.
>She gives a proper shriek of pain this time, and falls forward into a pile of pots with a clatter.

Quote from: Kilgamaya[N] on October 21, 2010, 08:51:19 PM

> Aim Shanghai at her computer.

>To make sure the message is absolutely clear, you then move Shanghai over to aim at her computer, arms extended in preparation for a laser, and give Marisa a moment to recover.

>"Owowow..." Marisa moans, as she picks herself out of the mess of fallen dishware, "Damnit Alice, that hurt!"

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> "You think this is funny? Because I think I know how to make you explode with laughter."

>Marisa blinks at your threat for a moment, then frowns. "... okay, yeah, I guess I earned that one." She sighs. "Okay. Yeah, that's gotta be a pain in the ass, ze." She rubs her own for a moment and winces.

>"D'ya want me to try and remove it?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #403 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:57:34 PM »

>"Wait, you can do that? How?"

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #404 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:59:58 PM »

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 21, 2010, 10:57:34 PM

>"Wait, you can do that? How?"

>"Uh, well..." Marisa reaches back with one arm and scratches the back of her head for a moment, "To be honest, uh, Yukari did about the same to me a while ago, so..."

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #405 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:02:00 PM »

No laughing. Srs Alis s srs.

> "She what?"
> "What the hell possesses someone to go around thinking they have the right to do that to someone else?"

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #406 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:13:21 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamaya[N] on October 21, 2010, 11:02:00 PM

> "She what?"
> "What the hell possesses someone to go around thinking they have the right to do that to someone else?"

>She laughs a little, sounding a lot more sheepish than she was a minute ago.
>"This is Yukari we're talking about, ze. She'll gladly take her lumps to stir up trouble if she feels like it." She grimaces for a moment. "... and frankly, aside from trying to dodge Aya, I guess it was kinda funny..."

>Marisa shakes her head. "Still, though, I talked to Byakuren to make sure it wouldn't be a problem anymore, ze. Now I can take care of it myself!... I think."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #407 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:14:38 PM »

>"Then please...and I'll even apologize for the kick on top of it."

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #408 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:37:15 PM »

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 21, 2010, 11:14:38 PM

>"Then please...and I'll even apologize for the kick on top of it."

>Marisa grins. "Heh, taking this real seriously, aren't you, ze? Alright, lemme go find the focus in the lab. Now how did it go again..."

>She leaves for the front room, muttering to herself.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #409 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:50:23 PM »

>Follow!

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #410 on:** October 25, 2010, 03:14:51 AM »

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 22, 2010, 10:50:23 PM

>Follow!

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #411 on:** October 27, 2010, 01:42:36 AM »

Quote from: Zakeri on October 25, 2010, 03:14:51 AM

bunp

>hey you try writing when your throat is trying to kill you >:{

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 22, 2010, 10:50:23 PM

>Follow!

>Not content to sit around and wait for whatever Marisa's preparing, you follow her through the mess of her front room towards her lab as she mutters to herself.

>About halfway through the room, her pace slows, and she soon comes to a stop. She falls silent for a moment, then turns around, red-faced.
>"Um, maybe I was a bit hasty about that offer, ze. I forgot the parts Byakuren mentioned about, uh, doing it to others. I mean, I guess can try, ze, but uh..."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #412 on:** October 27, 2010, 01:46:54 AM »

>"I don't have a clue what you mean. Perhaps you should stop beating around the bush?"

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #413 on:** October 27, 2010, 01:53:21 AM »

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 27, 2010, 01:46:54 AM

"Perhaps you should stop beating around the bush?"

Okay now you're just trying to make her laugh so you can get mad at her.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #414 on:** October 27, 2010, 02:16:18 AM »

Quote from: Kilgamaya[N] on October 27, 2010, 01:53:21 AM

Okay now you're just trying to make her laugh so you can get mad at her.

~~>how did I not catch that~~

Quote from: Diamonds Purvis on October 27, 2010, 01:46:54 AM

>"I don't have a clue what you mean. Perhaps you should stop beating around the bush?"

>She gives you a nod, still blushing furiously. "Right, ze."

>"Uh, well, basically the way it works is you use a focus or prepared spell or somethin' to power the magic while envisioning the change you want, ze. That's the easy part."
>"But there's still a few problems, ze. I haven't exactly seen what you, uh, usually look like under there, so I dunno if I'll do it right." a nervous grin, despite the blush. "Pity you've been so reserved, huh, ze?"
>"And I remembered that Byakuren had to, uh, touch me to sort of mold it away when she did it for me, ze. I still haven't tried changing someone else with it, but I betcha I'd have to do the same, ze." Damn that grin. "And I gotta wonder what you'd think of that."
>"... plus, the main way I HAVE been practicing with it is to make stuff bigger, ze..."

>Marisa shakes her head. "I think it'd be safer to go ask Byakuren to take care of it, ze. She's a real goody-goody, and I know she didn't tell anyone after she handled it that first time."

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #415 on:** October 27, 2010, 02:19:33 AM »

> "Yeah, I - wait, you know how to make things bigger?"

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #416 on:** October 27, 2010, 02:20:51 AM »

Quote from: Kilgamaya[N] on October 27, 2010, 02:19:33 AM

> "Yeah, I - wait, you know how to make things bigger?"

>She grins, blush fading a bit. "Been working on a new spellcard, ze!"

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #417 on:** October 27, 2010, 02:22:58 AM »

> Frown.
> "So it's temporary?"

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #418 on:** October 27, 2010, 02:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Kilgamaya[N] on October 27, 2010, 02:22:58 AM

> Frown.
> "So it's temporary?"

>Marisa frowns back, looking slightly confused.
>"Well... sort of, ze. It's easier to change to whatever form you're used to. Sometimes happens on its own, I think." She shakes her head. "And as cool as it is, walking around like that would be pretty inconvenient, ze." A grin. "Still likin' my current look, too!"

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #419 on:** October 27, 2010, 02:26:46 AM »

> "No no no, not that. Can...whatever magic this is make anything you want bigger?"