Author Topic: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!  (Read 158306 times)

MysTeariousYukari

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #870 on: March 16, 2010, 06:55:40 AM »
> Grab a weapon from another Suit of Armor, preferably a spear of some sort.
> Fire Danmaku at the exposed parts of the limbs and it's eyes, and when the chance arises, throw the weapon into either an exposed limb portion, an eye or the mouth.
> Get the spider between you and Lily, fire Danmaku at it's rear end to see the effect, or if it's facing you, ask Lily to fire at it's rear.
> How armored is the spider? Am I right in thinking of a giant spider with no extra armor or anything like that?

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #871 on: March 16, 2010, 09:05:04 AM »
>Figure out if Lily is packing slugs or buckshot.
>Ponder how Lily knows how to operate and reload a boomstick.
>Stop imagining Lily as Duke Nukem saying, "Eat SPRING and die!"

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #872 on: March 16, 2010, 01:48:02 PM »
> How armored is the spider? Am I right in thinking of a giant spider with no extra armor or anything like that?

Well the exoskeleton of a spider (or any creature with more than four legs for that matter) basically functions as natural armor. Sure, to us a normal sized spiders' armor isn't very sturdy since we can just squish it, but when your at equal size it's pretty tough. Nothing compared to beetles though. They have the best armor.

> Once it finally breaths it's last, consider cutting open it's backside ad use some of it's web as a make-shift net. Might come in handy.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #873 on: March 16, 2010, 01:58:12 PM »
>If the bookshelves are still up, fisticuff it to knock it down onto the spider
>Ponder what this spider has been eating other than our cookies

> You're not in the library! And you can't make it past this spider!

> Possibly a mutagenic megavirus capable of transforming anything into a giant, violent monstrosity.

> Grab a weapon from another Suit of Armor, preferably a spear of some sort.
> Fire Danmaku at the exposed parts of the limbs and it's eyes, and when the chance arises, throw the weapon into either an exposed limb portion, an eye or the mouth.
> Get the spider between you and Lily, fire Danmaku at it's rear end to see the effect, or if it's facing you, ask Lily to fire at it's rear.
> How armored is the spider? Am I right in thinking of a giant spider with no extra armor or anything like that?

> You snatch the next sword from an armor. While the spider attempts to attack you, it triggers the explosion trap! Some of the armor protecting it's brain is destroyed.

> You toss the sword into the leg. The spider reels in pain. It can no longer stand.

> You sprint around the other side and shoot it in the thorax. No visible effect.

> It's armored from head to toe. Only the legs vertexes are unarmored, possibly so it can bend it's legs. The insides are still wet, and gooey. The rear appears to be unarmored, but that's likely because there's so much skin, it doesn't affect it very much.

>Figure out if Lily is packing slugs or buckshot.
>Ponder how Lily knows how to operate and reload a boomstick.
>Stop imagining Lily as Duke Nukem saying, "Eat SPRING and die!"

> She is currently packing what appears to be an M1014 Benelli Shotgun loaded with buckshot.

> How should you know? Reflex, maybe.

> You really would. But she just said it before unloading another magazine.
> "I ought to break a season off in your ass!"
> There it is again.

Well the exoskeleton of a spider (or any creature with more than four legs for that matter) basically functions as natural armor. Sure, to us a normal sized spiders' armor isn't very sturdy since we can just squish it, but when your at equal size it's pretty tough. Nothing compared to beetles though. They have the best armor.

> Once it finally breaths it's last, consider cutting open it's backside ad use some of it's web as a make-shift net. Might come in handy.

> It is not dead yet! It is unable to walk however.

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #874 on: March 16, 2010, 02:00:24 PM »
>Stab it's brain. Over and over and over and over again.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #875 on: March 16, 2010, 02:06:20 PM »
>Stab it's brain. Over and over and over and over again.

> You pull the sword out of it's mouth and begin to stab the brain.

> Lily walks towards it. Loading a shell into her gun.
> "Move over."
> You move aside. As she puts the gun into the spiders brain.
> "I'll tear off your head and shit down your neck."
> She blasts the brain to pieces.

> You have defeated the SPIDER!

> You have leveled up.

> Skills you can upgrade are:

-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.

-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.

-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.2: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind,
and earth with extra potency. You can now utilize metal and sun.

-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.

-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills.

-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.

-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.

-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.

-DANMAKU LV.3: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #876 on: March 16, 2010, 02:09:32 PM »
> Level up elemental concentration.
> High-5 Lily.
> Look for the basement.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #877 on: March 16, 2010, 02:09:50 PM »
>"Good riddance >_<"
>Danmaku

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #878 on: March 16, 2010, 02:30:07 PM »
> Brush off the brain matter splattered on your dress, and then proceed into the library. Cautiously ofcourse. There's probably more super sized vermin in there.

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #879 on: March 16, 2010, 02:34:06 PM »
>"I have a feeling we may run into a giant shark or plant sometime soon... Maybe even a boulder."
>Danmaku!
« Last Edit: March 16, 2010, 02:42:11 PM by axman36 »

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #880 on: March 16, 2010, 02:42:20 PM »
>Resolve to sample some of this mutagen.
>Level up Cute look!

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #881 on: March 16, 2010, 03:58:30 PM »
> Level up elemental concentration.
> High-5 Lily.
> Look for the basement.
>"I have a feeling we may run into a giant shark or plant sometime soon... Maybe even a boulder."
>Danmaku!
> Brush off the brain matter splattered on your dress, and then proceed into the library. Cautiously ofcourse. There's probably more super sized vermin in there.
>"Good riddance >_<"
>Danmaku
>Resolve to sample some of this mutagen.
>Level up Cute look!


> You level up danmaku. No cards this time!

> You give Lily a high-five.

> "If there's a plant, we'll need chemical. Maybe some serum."
> Lily puts away her shotgun and pulls out a magnum.
> "If we do, it won't matter. I found this weapon. It's very effective on living things."

> You wipe off the splatter off your dress.

> As you open the door, you see a red-headed girl with wings run out.
> "Thanks! They were starting to swarm in there."

> You decide the mutagen can't be all that bad.

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #882 on: March 16, 2010, 05:48:27 PM »
> "You're Flandre, I presume? This is Lily, and I'm Aurica, and we're here to help you out!"
> Make a badass back-to-back pose with Lily while respectively wielding fireballs and magnums. "We're bad."

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #883 on: March 16, 2010, 06:29:11 PM »
> "You're Flandre, I presume? This is Lily, and I'm Aurica, and we're here to help you out!"
> Make a badass back-to-back pose with Lily while respectively wielding fireballs and magnums. "We're bad."

> "Errrr.....No..You must have me confused with the girl in the basement. I'm Koakuma!"
> Well, first objective completed!

> "I can see that. With the giant spider corpse behind you, you must be doing pretty good."

Fetch()tirade

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #884 on: March 16, 2010, 07:15:58 PM »
> Make mental note of kickassery.
> Shut the door, use items to block it off if possible.
> Ogle Inspect Koakuma for (cough) purely libido- zombie-related reasons. Is she hot alright?
> Ask about Flandre's whereabouts, the basement. Don't want to run in circles.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2010, 07:22:10 PM by Flashtirade »

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #885 on: March 16, 2010, 07:24:42 PM »
> "Errrr.....No..You must have me confused with the girl in the basement. I'm Koakuma!"
> Well, first objective completed!

> "I can see that. With the giant spider corpse behind you, you must be doing pretty good."

Oh, whoops, looks like I read too fast then. My bad. I thought it said a 'red-dressed girl with wings'.

> Ask Koakuma if there are any foes inside the library besides fairy zombies.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #886 on: March 16, 2010, 09:53:12 PM »
> Make mental note of kickassery.
> Shut the door, use items to block it off if possible.
> Ogle Inspect Koakuma for (cough) purely libido- zombie-related reasons. Is she hot alright?
> Ask about Flandre's whereabouts, the basement. Don't want to run in circles.

> Note to self...You're more badass than you thought.

> There's no real items you could block it off with at the moment. Besides, zombies can't open doors!

> You see if Koakuma is hot alright. She is quite hot fine. Now you know why the librarian got her for a shikigami fear of infection!

> "She's locked behind a massive steel door that's sealed by a DEAD ZONE barrier. It's to keep me from accidentally opening the door and releasing her. When you let her out, just remain calm and introduce yourself. She'll take care of all the zombies running around the library."
> "What about her getting infected? Why wasn't Remilia afraid of her getting hurt?"
> "Oh, you'll see...."

Oh, whoops, looks like I read too fast then. My bad. I thought it said a 'red-dressed girl with wings'.

> Ask Koakuma if there are any foes inside the library besides fairy zombies.

> "Nope! There's thousands of the faeries here though. So until you get to the door, be very careful."

Serela

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #887 on: March 16, 2010, 09:58:26 PM »
>"Do you have any idea how to open the door?"
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #888 on: March 16, 2010, 10:01:11 PM »
>"Do you have any idea how to open the door?"

> "Simply unbolt all 6 latches and pull on both door handles at once. Simple enough, right~?"

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #889 on: March 16, 2010, 10:07:06 PM »
>Nod in agreement.
>"Well then, lead the way!"
>Stay ready to shoot off zombies on the trip to the door.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #890 on: March 16, 2010, 10:16:39 PM »
>Nod in agreement.
>"Well then, lead the way!"
>Stay ready to shoot off zombies on the trip to the door.

> "Well, I don't think that's the best idea...I was almost bitten already. The door's at the end of the library. You can't miss it."

> You see her run through the door to the hall.
> "Thanks Aurica! Lily!"


OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #891 on: March 16, 2010, 10:19:28 PM »
> Wave back.
> Cautiously proceed through the library, to the metal door. Keep fireballs prepared for quick headshots.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #892 on: March 16, 2010, 10:22:01 PM »
> Wave back.
> Cautiously proceed through the library, to the metal door. Keep fireballs prepared for quick headshots.

> You walk down the steps. You can now see what she meant by thousands of faerie zombies.

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #893 on: March 16, 2010, 10:25:19 PM »
>"Holy shit."
>"So Lily, you wanna take the first shot?"

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #894 on: March 16, 2010, 10:28:00 PM »
> FFFFFFFFF-
> Do what a Space Marine would do. BURN THE HERETICS zombies.
> Be careful not to become the demons.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2010, 10:29:50 PM by Flashtirade »

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #895 on: March 16, 2010, 10:29:03 PM »
>"Holy shit."
>"So Lily, you wanna take the first shot?"

> "Hell yeah!"

> Lily blasts a single magnum round. Piercing directly through the first zombies head.

> She pulls out her shotgun.
> "Crowd control."

> At the sound of the bullet. All the zombies turn to face you.
> "Get ready Aurica."

> FFFFFFFFF-
> BURN THE WITCHES

> You blast fire bullets in a large spread, burning through the zombies flesh.

Serela

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #896 on: March 16, 2010, 10:29:35 PM »
>If there's a big horde, we can't possibly miss! Third spellcard, SUN POWER GO
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #897 on: March 16, 2010, 10:30:47 PM »
>"CRY SOME MORE!!!!"
>Play disco inferno
>Burn them all!

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #898 on: March 16, 2010, 10:38:57 PM »
> "Say, they're fairy zombies right? Well, fairies constantly regenerate with magic healing power. But healing magic hurts zombies, with reviving spells completely destroying them. Soooo..... shouldn't all these zombie fairies, you know, automatically be destroyed by their own power?"
> *cue army of zombies vanishing in a poof of logic/spontaneously combusting*

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #899 on: March 16, 2010, 11:11:14 PM »
>Remember that the land we're in isn't exactly the land where logic applies. I mean we just got attacked by a spider with eyelids for heaven's sake!
>Keep running through to the library. If what the others said is true, we won't have to be the ones to kill all the zombies.