Author Topic: Unprecedented Serious Affair: (ATTN: Final Chapter!)  (Read 36223 times)

MaJO

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Re: Unprecedented Serious Affair: The Story Anyone Can Write! (Part 4 Up)
« Reply #60 on: June 28, 2013, 05:20:34 PM »
3.  I want to see these ultra powerful freedom filled danmaku attacks with eagle and gun shaped danmaku.
This is the last time I buy weed from Tiny Pete.
This is the last time I buy shrooms from Tiny Pete.

Blue

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Re: Unprecedented Serious Affair: The Story Anyone Can Write! (Part 4 Up)
« Reply #61 on: June 29, 2013, 06:26:19 AM »
3. It will be glorious.

Mayson

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Re: Unprecedented Serious Affair: The Story Anyone Can Write! (Part 4 Up)
« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2013, 09:05:36 AM »
Just to break the combo, I will vote for 2. Also, the curvy time comment was hilarious.

Kilgamayan

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Re: Unprecedented Serious Affair: The Story Anyone Can Write! (Part 4 Up)
« Reply #63 on: July 06, 2013, 04:07:33 AM »
Is there a way I can vote against a number? Because honestly, I'd like to see any of those except for 3. >_>

I guess I'll vote 5 for the time being, but I'll switch it to whatever has the best chance of making sure 3 doesn't win.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Tengukami

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Re: Unprecedented Serious Affair: The Story Anyone Can Write! (Part 4 Up)
« Reply #64 on: July 06, 2013, 04:09:32 PM »
Intriguing! It might be time for a Wild Card.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Kingault

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Re: Unprecedented Serious Affair: The Story Anyone Can Write! (Part 4 Up)
« Reply #65 on: July 06, 2013, 04:23:44 PM »
Intriguing! It might be time for a Wild Card.

Wild Sign: Fireworks Blitz of Liberty/Victory?

Tengukami

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Re: Unprecedented Serious Affair: The Story Anyone Can Write! (Part 4 Up)
« Reply #66 on: July 06, 2013, 10:48:00 PM »
Wild Sign: Fireworks Blitz of Liberty/Victory?
No, I mean this kind of wild card:

WILD CARD!

Kilga has unlocked the Wild Card. This means the previous choice of plot points are now null and void. They are no longer in play and may not be used again.

Instead, you can post your own plot point of what you want to see happen next here. After a fair but short amount of time, one of these plot points will be randomly selected, and I will write it.

This Wild Card might appear again, or it might not. Either way, now's your choice to guide the new turn in this story, starting .... now!

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Kingault

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Obama decides that Gensokyo is bloody amazing and decides to challenge Kanako, Byakuren, Miko, etc, to gain religious control so he can become the top dog. And then he engages in a drinking duel with Suika because he never got to drink much as president.

There.


(Kilgamayan why did you have to ruin it.)
(That was in a joking/whatever tone, maybe. I still want to see Obama launch a spell card, even if it's not due to anger.)
« Last Edit: July 07, 2013, 02:34:30 PM by Kingault »


Evil_Nazgul0616

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Suddenly, Mima appears with the ghost of Osama Bin Laden and a couple of random fairies. Obama and the girls must team up to defeat them.

Suddenly, Mima appears with the ghost of Osama Bin Laden and a couple of random fairies. Obama and the girls must team up to defeat them.

EDIT: ignore this.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2013, 01:39:15 AM by Dumanios »

Tengukami

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I'll just vote for this.
Nope, sorry. This will be done by random selection; not popularity. Seconding won't be counted. You can post one of your own, though.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

LaserTurtle

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A stray train, left over from one of Yukari's battles, wrecks the Hakurei Shrine. Obama offers to help rebuild it or something I guess.
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Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back, and then it gets awkward until one of you breaks eye contact.

Idea: The girls and Obama learn the true meaning of Vladurday - by learning it from the man himself.

Kasu

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> Obama and the girls are suddenly set upon a couple of former presidents who've found their way into Gensokyo.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

MaJO

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Obama reveals that NSA has in fact known about gensokyo and been spying on each of the girls and gathering pictures from Aya to use as blackmail to get them to fight wars for them.
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Kilgamayan

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Oh my. Well, since this is my fault, I guess I have to submit something.

> Obama is about to say something important when a stray unknown bullet hits him in the side of the face. A moment later, Joe Biden runs up, apologizing profusely.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

>In the absence of the president, Miko and Kanako head to America in an attept to take it over. With Kanako in the north and Miko in the south, they start the second american civil war.

Kingault

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Oh my. Well, since this is my fault, I guess I have to submit something.

> Obama is about to say something important when a stray unknown bullet hits him in the side of the face. A moment later, Joe Biden runs up, apologizing profusely.

I'm not sure whether I find this or the NSA one more brilliant.

Oh well.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2013, 12:56:11 PM by Kingault »

Kilgamayan

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>In the absence of the president, Miko and Kanako head to America in an attept to take it over. With Kanako in the north and Miko in the south, they start the second american civil war.

Hey whoa why does Miko have to be red leader >:|
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

She looks better in red than blue?

AnonymousPondScum

Hey whoa why does Miko have to be red leader >:|

Because DEM YOUKAI ARE TAKIN' OUR JAAAEEERBBBBZ.

MewMewHeart

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Because DEM YOUKAI ARE TAKIN' OUR JAAAEEERBBBBZ.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I had to laugh at this.  :D
But yes Kanako VS Miko american civil war version do want to see this.
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Kilgamayan

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She looks better in red than blue?

But she's too smart to be a teahadi! Let Poodlehead take advantage of them.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Tengukami

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Kilga, be nice. They prefer to be called "talibaptists".

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Mayson

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Yumeko appears out of nowhere. She challenges Obama and both duel. Secretly she is spying for Shinki.

Mayson

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Just putting a little reminder here about our story. I hope that's not disallowed.  :3

Tengukami

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Well, as this was a wild card, this will be the last chapter.

Nine possible plot turns to choose from. 1d9 says: 6

Obama reveals that NSA has in fact known about gensokyo and been spying on each of the girls and gathering pictures from Aya to use as blackmail to get them to fight wars for them.

This final chapter will also of course include Kanoko, and the Phrase Which Must Be Uttered, "Marmalade! Marmalade! Marmalade!"


"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Kingault

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Well, as this was a wild card, this will be the last chapter.

Nine possible plot turns to choose from. 1d9 says: 6

Kanoko

Kanako's long-lost twin sister?

Mayson

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Well, as this was a wild card, this will be the last chapter.

Nine possible plot turns to choose from. 1d9 says: 6

This final chapter will also of course include Kanoko, and the Phrase Which Must Be Uttered, "Marmalade! Marmalade! Marmalade!"
Someone wants to get it over with.  :getdown: