Author Topic: Jojo's Bizarre Mafia: GAME OVER, ROLES WIN! (Read 98099 times)

Lexicat · « **Reply #510 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:29:31 PM »

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

Why so adverse to a game changing strategy that would give town an upper hand, Shadoweh?

Could it be you WANT to stall town?

Do you enjoy giving scum 2 kills for every lynch we have?

Because that's the rate we are running at right now.

Shadoweh · « **Reply #511 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:34:12 PM »

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO WIN THE GAME, LAMBDA.
We aren't at a rate of 2 kills per lynch. There has been one kill because we took too long, then one lynch and one kill immediately after it, when there shouldn't have been. Scum get a kill per lynch. I am putting my foot down on your nonsense. Start playing the game NOW. Scum reads. Why is capt.h scummier then everyone else? Why are Dan and Omba so high? Why do you think anyone on your list is scum?

Lexicat · « **Reply #512 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on June 07, 2011, 09:34:12 PM

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO WIN THE GAME, LAMBDA.
We aren't at a rate of 2 kills per lynch. There has been one kill because we took too long, then one lynch and one kill immediately after it, when there shouldn't have been. Scum get a kill per lynch. I am putting my foot down on your nonsense. Start playing the game NOW. Scum reads. Why is capt.h scummier then everyone else? Why are Dan and Omba so high? Why do you think anyone on your list is scum?

Foot down~? Ooh, bossy bossy~.

The fact is that if we have enough people online at once, the scum won't be able to kill fast enough. It's not likely that can accumulate kills.

Further, if people start getting scum killed when we are speed-lynching, we know there is scum in those people who are online.

Actions not in UK's inbox DO NOT COUNT. They need to be online the site to make the kill.

I see no drawback.

Edible · « **Reply #513 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:39:22 PM »

Lambda.

Adding ad-hom OMGUS attacks to your extremely long list of antitown behavior does not do you any favors. Shadoweh, if you still think she is obvtown after that tirade, I am going to seriously start questioning your alignment as well.

Quote from: Lady Lambdadelta on June 07, 2011, 09:10:51 PM

I have already explained why I claimed miller.

Don't twist my words around, scum. Let me pull something up from a confirmed town.

Quote from: Serp on June 02, 2011, 06:24:24 AM

Lambda: When you get this, respond to my question from before your last post. Specifically, why do you think scum want to go after the Miller so badly?

He asked you twice. You ignored this, but didn't ignore Schezo:

Quote from: Lady Lambdadelta on June 04, 2011, 12:37:56 AM

His question to me about "Why would scum attack millers?" is something I HAVE ALREADY ANSWERED.

Which is funny, because Schezo never asked you this. Ever. Not once the entire game. You saw a chance to bus a horrible move by a teammate and rushed it out the door too quickly.

Cut by a whole bunch of nonsense I won't even attempt to respond to. You're so obvscum it physically hurts. I'm guessing you're a scum bomb that doesn't want to play anymore. Wanted to know why she's playing as anti-town as decency laws allow? That's probably why.

Edible · « **Reply #514 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:40:46 PM »

Oh, good. A scumslip, how droll.

Quote from: Lady Lambdadelta on June 07, 2011, 09:37:45 PM

Actions not in UK's inbox DO NOT COUNT. They need to be online the site to make the kill.

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 03, 2011, 10:02:56 PM

Mod Note: Hope you all are reading these, because this is important. Actions MAY be presubmitted if you feel you need an action to go off at X time and aren't going to be around to do it yourself. Naturally, you have to be able to DO said action at the submitted time. You, however, do NOT have to be able to do said action at the time of submission. Feel free to PM me for any clarifications with regards to your role

Oops, guess who's trying to intentionally mislead town!

Lexicat · « **Reply #515 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:47:59 PM »

Ok, fuck this noise.

##Vote: Edible

Ready for this?

POINT A:

I already explained that Millers are an easy lynch target in any game. They are lynch fodder. Any scum team would love to have a miller alive so they can get it lynched. I explained this when I was arguing with Dormio. Try again.

POINT B:

Suggesting that I bussed Schezo is HILARIOUS at best. Yes, I mixed up Serp and Schezo. MY BAD. But the fact you are trying to say that my mistake = MASSIVE SCUM BUS TOTEZ is +1 scum points for you~

POINT C:

Scum bomb. You're seriously trying to speculate THAT? This on its OWN makes you scum for even trying to SUGGEST that kind of speculation on so little ground.

Point D:

How is my stating that I explained why I claimed miller twisting your words? It's not. But you keep fishing for those false scumtells~

SO HERE'S THE DEAL. I WILL ACCEPT ONE OF TWO THINGS TODAY.

1) Plan Alpha: Speedlynching those 6 people.
2) Plan Beta: Me and Edible go into a 1v1. One of us is scum. If one flips town, lynch the other one. If one flips scum, the other is town.

I'm in support of either at this point.

ALSO~, +1 scum points for your threatening of Shadoweh. You don't get to shift your reads based on that logic. Nice scum tactic though.

Lexicat · « **Reply #516 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:48:48 PM »

Quote from: Edible on June 07, 2011, 09:40:46 PM

Oh, good. A scumslip, how droll.

Oops, guess who's trying to intentionally mislead town!

And now he accuses me of SCUM SLIPPING.

SCUM. SLIPPING.

He doesn't even have a real case! He has to resort to RHETORIC to try and get me lynched.

Lynch me if you want, but when I flip town he dies.

Bardiche · « **Reply #517 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:49:35 PM »

Friendly Co-Mod Votecount

Co-Mod Note: Remember that this is a game. Cut the insults.

Lady LambdaDelta (3): PX, Edible, Anthony
Omba (0)
Zakeri (0)
ActionDan (2): Shadoweh, huh what
PX (1): Affinity
capt.h (1): Dormio
Shadoweh (0)
Dormio (1): capt. h
Affinity (0)
Edible (1): Lady Lambdadelta

Not Voting (1): ActionDan

Lady LambdaDelta is at L-3
With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch
Game Day Seven Ends at 1:00 PM, EDT, Wednesday

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #518 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:50:07 PM »

So, uh, does anyone else like the fact that the only people that LSD attacks have been people that voted her?

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #519 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:50:59 PM »

Also, LSD's two plans are hilarious.
Quicklynch six people because, or follow through on her OMGUS.

Edible · « **Reply #520 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:51:33 PM »

Quote from: Caedo Ergo Sum on June 07, 2011, 09:50:07 PM

So, uh, does anyone else like the fact that the only people that LSD attacks have been people that voted her?

I was trying not to point it out. She's flailing like mad, and really has been all game. I'm not sure if I have any more energy to waste dealing with her crap.

Lexicat · « **Reply #521 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:52:18 PM »

Quote from: Caedo Ergo Sum on June 07, 2011, 09:50:07 PM

So, uh, does anyone else like the fact that the only people that LSD attacks have been people that voted her?

Lynch me then.

You do realize that if I attack the people who want to lynch me, I will catch the scum, right?

That's what claiming miller as town does. Scum want you lynched.

So lynch me. Show that I am town. And then lynch Edible.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #522 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:53:40 PM »

What happened to you thinking I was confirmed scum for reacting to your miller claim how I did?

Lexicat · « **Reply #523 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:55:03 PM »

Quote from: Caedo Ergo Sum on June 07, 2011, 09:53:40 PM

What happened to you thinking I was confirmed scum for reacting to your miller claim how I did?

You did some things that I wouldn't expect scum to do.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #524 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:55:31 PM »

I mean, your opinion has changed to "rofl Bledibleh is the scum" when your only mention of him was right after he voted you.
And your mention of him was "OMG SCUM WANTS TO KILL ME EDIBLE IS THE SCUM".

##Unvote
##Vote Lady Lambdadelta

capt. h · « **Reply #525 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:58:10 PM »

LLD's giving me a headache.

LLD, are you trying to get lynched?

I really mean it. I think you're trying to convince town to lynch you.

Shadoweh · « **Reply #526 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:59:15 PM »

You are in no position to make demands right now. Why would you even think this? If this is a 1 vs 1 based on who quoted the mod better then Edible wins. I already know that you're wrong and that actions can be presubmitted. Kitten pre-submitted Neighbourizing me the moment she got enough points for it. So yeah, you can presubmit actions to go off later even if you're not here.

Still want to quicklynch?

Edible · « **Reply #527 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:01:14 PM »

Quote from: Lady Lambdadelta on June 07, 2011, 09:55:03 PM

You did some things that I wouldn't expect scum to do.

Please. For the love of mafia. Explain your opinions. You've barely done so all game, so now would be an awesome time to start. Back them up, if you're really town. Share it with the rest of the class, it might help down the road.

Lexicat · « **Reply #528 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:02:21 PM »

Quote from: capt. h on June 07, 2011, 09:58:10 PM

LLD's giving me a headache.

LLD, are you trying to get lynched?

I really mean it. I think you're trying to convince town to lynch you.

It would help a lot more than it would hurt. So yes, you'll notice I'm on my own speed lynch list.

The second I flip town, people will have to look at those people who pushed me for being miller.

It helps a lot more than it hurts, in all honesty.

Shadoweh · « **Reply #529 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:02:39 PM »

Also right now people don't want to lynch you for being a miller. People want to lynch you for flailing like a derptard. You want to be judged by non-derp standards, so stop acting like one. Take a step back and actually look at what you're saying. It's awful. Stop it.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #530 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:03:07 PM »

Is LSD claiming Jester?

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #531 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:04:08 PM »

Basically I think my feelings right now can be summed up as.

What.

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #532 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:06:10 PM »

What the fuck is this shit?

Just because we've seen two scum kills doesn't mean we have a full grasp on the set-up, Lambda. You have no way of being completely sure your plan will not screw us over, not to mention that it's completely against any fundamentals of Mafia. Stop being insane and start responding to Edible, please.

Shadoweh · « **Reply #533 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:11:18 PM »

Also Lambda is still so obviously town it hurts.

Like, physically hurts and drives me to alcohol.

Get on Teamspeak and I may join you for a few drinks.

Lexicat · « **Reply #534 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:15:23 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on June 07, 2011, 10:11:18 PM

Also Lambda is still so obviously town it hurts.

Like, physically hurts and drives me to alcohol.

...

What?

capt. h · « **Reply #535 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:16:48 PM »

Anyway, to answer Dormio:

I can't read any intent in LLD. I can't see how she could think her play is good for town. I can't see why she would play like this as scum, except maybe, MAYBE, to convince us that she's too derp to be scum. This is my current read on Dan. My Omba case was an early day 1 case I dropped because I found several other players that I think are more likely to be scum.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #536 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:18:46 PM »

Quote from: Lady Lambdadelta on June 07, 2011, 10:15:23 PM

...

What?

What is this game I don't even.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #537 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:20:59 PM »

I mean, seriously, what the hell is LSD doing right now?

Lexicat · « **Reply #538 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:21:40 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on June 07, 2011, 10:02:39 PM

Also right now people don't want to lynch you for being a miller. People want to lynch you for flailing like a derptard. You want to be judged by non-derp standards, so stop acting like one. Take a step back and actually look at what you're saying. It's awful. Stop it.

It's almost like Shadoweh wants to call me town so that when I flip she is in the clear?

I don't know. My reads right now are shot. I'm done.

Shadoweh · « **Reply #539 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:25:01 PM »

Dorian and I are going to drunkenly post in our QT now and see if you make more sense that way.
No, too derp to be scum was last game. This is NeoSerela level 'Let's self hammer in LYLO and catch the scum tomorrow' idiocy, or Helepolis 'Let's vote myself and pray PX doesn't hammer me for fun' plans. Only town believes these kinds of silly plays are the best option.

What part about me thinking you're town don't you understand? Apparently I believe in it more then you do. Stop WIFOMing, assuming everything revolves around your miller claim, realize we are not quicklynching and make cases instead of giving scum free reign to throw you into the Grand Canyon.