Good enough.
Well, whatever. Here's how this is going to go down.
An open letter to scum:
Schezo is gonna post his anti-IF spiel, and then I get to spend all day rereading both of you at my leisure. I'll check every post you've made and will determine which of you is scum after much contemplation and study. I'll ask all sorts of fun questions. This will take all of our 72-minus-however-long-we've-spent-so-far hours and I'll vote within minutes of the deadline.
As you know from trying to kill me already, I'm bulletproof. I also, as previously stated, have one bullet in the chamber which I will use - on you - tonight in the unlikely (but possible) event that I mislynch. I know for a fact there's at least one other protective role in the game, but whether it's town or scum I can't be sure. I know this because my bullet is a Hammer, and that hammer will break all shields on its way to your head (which is why it also causes my shield to break). So don't assume, should you be the other bulletproof one floating around, that you will survive.
Killing the final scum will activate my win condition. I'm also aware that you'll also kill me - a double KO. And if your win condition is "kill all dem townies," then we've both won. Hooray!
So I'll offer you a deal. I'm already guaranteed a win in this game, but it'll be a win-win (literally) if I mislynch. So here's what I propose: Admit you're scum today, and I'll help you lynch the other townie. Then I'll shoot you, you'll shoot me, and everybody wins. If you don't come forward, I'll just do it the hard way and probably lynch you anyway, but it'll be days before we get to that point. In essence, I'm trading a town-only victory for not having to waste my time playing mafia on a weekend. If you feel the same way, my terms are mutually beneficial. And as the other townie currently alive can agree, nowhere in our win condition does it state that any town has to be alive at the end of the game.
Ball's in your court. Until it is, I'll be reading your posts. Veeery slowly.
@IF: If I was an SK or scum, I would have voted Schezo right after you did. Cut me some slack already.