Author Topic: GOD DAMNIT CHAORE Mafia (A.k.a. Mafia RPG!) - GAME OVER, SCUM WIN. (Read 79215 times)

Pesco · « **Reply #180 on:** February 14, 2011, 08:39:01 AM »

This is a polite request: Mudkips kindly vote yourself and leave your vote there if you insist on being a useless piece of shit.

@Kitten: As much as we want mudkips dead, even if we lynch him today I don't see him being worth much even as an info-lynch. It's too easy to say that he's being a derp and deserved the lynch. What good wagon analysis can we get out of it?

@Conq: Experience levels mean absolutely nothing on the value of post volume or content. Bard, rev, Zak and Kitten are pretty well experienced, while Hourai is pretty inexperienced. As long as someone is posting enough sensible stuff that people don't see a reason to vote them, you're pushing a weak case.

And because your case is weak, I regard it as OMGUS. If I didn't start the pressure on you, you were likely going to coast all day without committing to a harder stance than off-hand comments. Prior to HW's callout you weren't voting anyone when (I believe) there should be no reason to have not put your vote down after unvoting Bard. Why I find this relevant is because you only came up with the promise of a larger post when PX asked. Townies should be doing that without needing people to tell them to. The post where you voted mudkips is terrible. I've said it before so let me put some more into it. You voted BEFORE giving your supposed analysis. It makes your vote weak because you've assumed scum before finding evidence. It's a poor choice of words for me to say mudkips was the easy wagon, but that's how it looks to me. Scum don't scumhunt because they aren't out to get themselves lynched. The parked vote before analysis shows the lack of serious scumhunting.

There's just honestly nothing of note to really say on the other people. At most I can only say Schezo and PX aren't very memorable and rev ~~is a jerk~~ should post more himself instead of being a hypocrit.

Cut by Zak channeling Pesco :V

Conqueror · « **Reply #181 on:** February 14, 2011, 02:51:28 PM »

@Pesco. Alright, fair enough, that makes sense.
Anyway, quickly looking over my last posts it looks Iike I shot myself in the foot rather thoroughly multiple times. :colonveeplusalpha:

Anyway I'll just leave a last few comments.

I find it hilarious that Bard quickly signs me off as derptown. I'm not sure whether I should be insulted or suspicious of this.

Eh I forgot what else I was going to say. I'll post it later when I get back.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #182 on:** February 14, 2011, 04:50:58 PM »

Quote from: Inaba Tewi on February 14, 2011, 08:39:01 AM

This is a polite request: Mudkips kindly vote yourself and leave your vote there if you insist on being a useless piece of shit.

Sadly I'm helping more then you can fathom. You'll see most likely when I eventually die.

Conqueror · « **Reply #183 on:** February 14, 2011, 04:59:23 PM »

Quote from: iliekmudkips on February 14, 2011, 04:50:58 PM

Sadly I'm helping more then you can fathom. You'll see most likely when I eventually die.

Please elaborate on what you've done so far other than create mass confusion.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #184 on:** February 14, 2011, 05:53:47 PM »

If I did say it'd ruin everything. You'll just have to wait and watch for it.

Bardiche · « **Reply #185 on:** February 14, 2011, 07:05:07 PM »

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I, wait-what? You want to lynch me instead because kips can't hunt scum?

No, because mudkips is incorrigible in his bad behaviour, whereas one could expect better from you. Fine, so you were responding to Kitten4u by telling her she was wrong and should've interpreted actions differently, and by that interpretation of yours would have to vote elsewhere. So far Mudkips' conviction has been to do absolutely nothing in the face of impending doom except by saying "I'll die anyway =/" and "my gut tells me something, trust me" (both times paraphrased, but the basic messages boil down to it)

How does this exactly improve your standing? It doesn't. It just makes you look worse, and twisting my allegations against you as "voting someone who can scumhunt" is a silly contortion.

PX · « **Reply #186 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:24:55 PM »

Well, the day is ending in a few hours, and I do not want a Day 1 no lynch again. And Hourai isn't going to die anytime soon.

##Unvote; Hourai

I'm still up for some open discussion, but the evidence for Conq's lynch makes sense with me

*senseless bandwagon jump*

##Vote: Conquerer

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #187 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:25:47 PM »

Okay, I am not touching anything Kips has said so far, because I'm 90% certain anything more said about Kips will result in giving scum a bastard mod flavored advantage (not that I'm not certain Kips isn't already handing it out himself.)

Quote from: Bardiche, just above

Fine, so you were responding to Kitten4u by telling her she was wrong and should've interpreted actions differently, and by that interpretation of yours would have to vote elsewhere.

Okay, so now that you've conceded this point, what exactly does the rest of your case on me amount to?

Quote from: Same person, Same post

..."voting someone who can scumhunt" is a silly contortion.

It's not a silly contortion. I'll admit, it is a slight contortion, but it's a rather logical assumption for a good little paranoid townie to make. Your case on me as far as I can understand it is because I was the first person to bluntly state my refusal to believe Kips was given a scum role just because he's (by now officially) trying to get himself lynched. I don't see any natural progression between you showing dislike for my actions, and those actions being worthy of a vote. The hole opens up even further when you say in the post voting me that you agree that Kips isn't worth making the lynch of the day.

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #188 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:31:32 PM »

Quote from: Zakeri on February 14, 2011, 09:25:47 PM

Okay, I am not touching anything Kips has said so far, because I'm 90% certain anything more said about Kips will result in giving scum a bastard mod flavored advantage (not that I'm not certain Kips isn't already handing it out himself.)

I... what?

I feel like I'm locked out of the loop about something here.

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #189 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:44:05 PM »

Quote from: huh what on February 14, 2011, 09:31:32 PM

I... what?

I feel like I'm locked out of the loop about something here.

I don't know enough to claim an accurate guess, but I do know enough to actively expect the worst of the worst when it presents itself. See also: This game's designated name.

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #190 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:48:25 PM »

I'm still confused, but okay.

Confusion aside, I feel like I haven't really had much to say since the first 24 hours of the day. Let's see if I can make up for that with something that has been bugging me for a while.

Is it just me or is PX taking a "sit back, do nothing, then wagon-jump" mentality? First of all, see this post, where he unvotes without revoting while suggesting he'd be interesting in voting kips later on. It comes off as if he's leaving his vote up in the air so he can slam it on a wagon when the time comes, and his intention of hammering kips in #133 and his recent Conqueror vote support this. His only other contribution has been a shaky vote on Hourai that involves accusations of Hourai being passive and not scumhunting, when PX had barely been scumhunting himself. I really haven't felt any townie intent from PX so far, and the complete lack of stances from him about the major cases beyond "I'd be willing to jump on them" doesn't make me think any better of him. Honestly, it feels kind of like he's barely contributing anything at all and is mainly staying in the shadows while waiting for a wagon to jump on, which is rather bad.

Regardless, it's obvious PX is not getting lynched over Conqueror at this point, but I'm still finding his behavior rather irksome and it doesn't help that people seem to be forgetting he exists. Comments?

Serela · « **Reply #191 on:** February 14, 2011, 10:29:33 PM »

Vote Count- That One Wagon Edition

Conqueror- Bardiche, Pesco, Huhwhat, Zakeri, Schezo, H.Hourai, Golden PX
Iliekmudkips- Schezo, Zakeri, Conqueror, reVelske, Bardiche, Huhwhat, H.Hourai, Kitten4U, Sect
Bardiche- Conqueror, Sect, Iliekmudkips, Zakeri, reVelske
Pesco- reVelske, Conqueror
Zakeri- Bardiche
H.Hourai- Golden PX, iliekmudkips
Huh what- Hanged Hourai
Kitten4u- Pesco
reVelske]- Zakeri, Bardiche

There are only 9 hours left in Day 1. Conqueror is at L-1.

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #192 on:** February 14, 2011, 10:57:31 PM »

I forgot he existed as well.

Schezo · « **Reply #193 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:22:35 PM »

@Kitten: Umm, what I was trying to say was that he has been sitting back and hoping no one noticed him while he threw out some stuff that would clear him as town and, it feels wrong.

Now onto PX: Wow, I forgot he existed, hmm. Some of what Conqueror has done applies to him, like his staying in the dark and pretending to contribute. Also, holding that unvote up without a vote so he can hammer it down without much consequence, does look bad to me. The only thing he's really done is this post here, which is ok but not much with all that's been thrown out in this game.

Conqueror · « **Reply #194 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:32:16 PM »

Quote from: NeoSerela on February 14, 2011, 10:29:33 PM

Vote Count- That One Wagon Edition

Conqueror- Bardiche, Pesco, Huhwhat, Zakeri, Schezo, H.Hourai, Golden PX
Iliekmudkips- Schezo, Zakeri, Conqueror, reVelske, Bardiche, Huhwhat, H.Hourai, Kitten4U, Sect
Bardiche- Conqueror, Sect, Iliekmudkips, Zakeri, reVelske
Pesco- reVelske, Conqueror
Zakeri- Bardiche
H.Hourai- Golden PX, iliekmudkips
Huh what- Hanged Hourai
Kitten4u- Pesco
reVelske]- Zakeri, Bardiche

There are only 9 hours left in Day 1. Conqueror is at L-1.

Not voting: iliekmudkips, Sect
Waiting for replacement: Sect

Just clarifying since you forgot them.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #195 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:48:27 PM »

Yay, give me the hammer. >.>

##Vote:Conqueror

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #196 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:54:42 PM »

kips confirmed as jester

Conqueror · « **Reply #197 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:58:05 PM »

I can still post, right?

Judging from what kips posted earlier, yeah, I have the same suspicion. But hopefully Chaore isn't that sadistic. ARE YOU, CHAORE?

Schezo · « **Reply #198 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:59:28 PM »

You forgot to rule 11. :V

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #199 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:00:56 AM »

I'll save that for when somebody actually flips Jester.

I really hope Pesco wasn't lying about his vig, though.

Schezo · « **Reply #200 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:01:42 AM »

I meant Conqueror because I think that was his bah post (?)

Conqueror · « **Reply #201 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:02:37 AM »

I'm not dead yet, so I can still bah. Saving it for later. :V

Chaore · « **Reply #202 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:04:41 AM »

FINISHING MOVE- FINAL VOTE COUNT

Conqueror- Bardiche, Pesco, Huhwhat, Zakeri, Schezo, H.Hourai, Golden PX, iliekmudkips
Iliekmudkips- Schezo, Zakeri, Conqueror, reVelske, Bardiche, Huhwhat, H.Hourai, Kitten4U, Sect
Bardiche- Conqueror, Sect, Iliekmudkips, Zakeri, reVelske
Pesco- reVelske, Conqueror
Zakeri- Bardiche
H.Hourai- Golden PX, iliekmudkips
Huh what- Hanged Hourai
Kitten4u- Pesco
reVelske]- Zakeri, Bardiche

Alright. So, folks, Lets check into our rowdy band of misfits. And by that I mean lets brutally drop a safe on one of them. A heavy one. And they've chosen a target for us, too!

So lets get into Lynching mechanics and- Who am I kidding it's the exact same as every other mafia game. Conqueror, Town Useless NPC, a role that is pretty much just a vanilla town player, was chosen to die. So, Lets drop the safe and get Night 1 underway!

IT IS NOW NIGHT 1. ALL ACTIONS ARE TO BE SENT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS TO BOTH MODERATORS IF YOU ARE ACTING. DAY 2 WILL OCCUR AFTER TIME IS EITHER UP OR ALL VIABLE PARTIES HAVE ACTED.

Chaore · « **Reply #203 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:46:07 AM »

Addendum: If you have a role that can act and are choosing not to act, please PM me #NOACTION.

Chaore · « **Reply #204 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:04:33 AM »

Well let's check in on our band of misfits and oh sweet baby huhwhat look at all the corpses what the fuck.

First off, Huhwhat, Town Jesus was killed over night something fierce. I guess he died for our sins?

Following that, Hanged Hourai, Town Bi-Polar Cop was shot to death over night as well!

If that wasn't bad enough, Sect, Town Useless NPC was modkilled for dropping out and not having anyone wanting to replace in.

Ah well. With 8 Alive, it takes 5 to lynch. The day will last 48 hours from this point on.

VOTE COUNT- THE UNEXPECTED EDITION

Golden PX- Golden PX

Everyone else isn't voting.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #205 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:06:02 AM »

Okay, so huhwut was jesus.
wat.

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #206 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:08:27 AM »

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this entire update

God damnit NeoSerela.

Hanged Hourai · « **Reply #207 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:15:10 AM »

God damnit one and all.

Conqueror · « **Reply #208 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:26:43 AM »

Quote from: Chaore on February 16, 2011, 12:04:33 AM

What is this I don't even.

Well, good luck town.

May Suwako release her curse gods upon you, Chaore.

PX · « **Reply #209 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:17:54 AM »

GOD DAMMIT CHAORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!