Sakuya:>Facepalm. "Eirin, could you please stop spinning in the chair for a moment? There's a rather important matter that needs to be attended to. Now."
>"Yes, master," Reisen agrees with you. "You're making us look unprofessional."
>Eirin expertly steers her swivel chair to stop in front of you. "Who's the patient?"
>"Patient
s. Utsuho and Flandre are currently insane. More so than usual, I mean."
>"Reisen, go see if you can mess with their insanity to get them back to normal." Eirin skillfully delegates her work to Reisen, and resumes spinning.
>Reisen tries to manipulate Utsuho's current mushroom-addled brain into something more logical. She ends up failing.
>In fact, her attempt has made herself go (hopefully temporarily) insane.
>"Where did my patient go? Why are there two of you, Sakuya? When did you start wearing a pill bottle as a left arm?"
>Eirin sighs. "I guess I have to cure all three, now. Give me a moment."
>She drags the unconscious Flandre and Utsuho into a small room in the back, which you assume is filled with medical supplies.
>You are now left with a crazy Reisen, who is mumbling something about conga lines and wearing clothes the wrong way.
>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and you really wish that running errands wasn't so complicated. On the bright side, Utsuho and Flandre are back to normal.
>However, Flandre shows no signs of wanting to go home. You'll be stuck out here until you find the rest of the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew in chibi form.
>At least you're almost done. You've got a Sakuya, Flandre, and Meiling. Assuming that Patchouli has caught copies of herself and Koakuma for research, that leaves only Remilia.
>There's still the matter of Utsuho. Checking again to make sure, you have her Chibi Satori and...
>When did you catch a Chibi Koishi? You don't remember that ever happening. At all.
>In any case, that makes things easier. Hopefully she doesn't have too many left to find.
>What would be the best place to look for a Chibi Remilia? You want to get this "adventure" over with as soon as possible. It's been enough torture already.
>_
>You are Utsuho Reiuji, and you really wish that it was obvious which mushrooms had harmful effects when eaten. At least you're sane again.
>"Utsuho," Sakuya asks you, "Who else do you still want to catch? We've caught a Chibi Satori already, and a Chibi Koishi has found its way into our inventory at some point or another."
>"Unyu?" You didn't hear what Sakuya said. You're still wondering if it's possible to identify a mushroom's effects with nuclear fusion.
>She repeats the question.
>"Oh! Then I just need a mini me and Orin!"
>You're so close to getting a full group of everyone in the Palace of the Earth Spirits! You've even got a eclectic shikigami to bring to Satori!
>You need to know where to look for a Chibi Orin and mini-you, though. Where are you going to look?
>_
>You are Flandre Scarlet, and you really wish you knew that chibi blood caused insanity before you drank it. You're sober now, though.
>According to Sakuya, all you need to catch now is a Chibi Remilia. Yay! This adventure's been one big pile of fun!
>Well except for going more crazy. That was just weird.
>Anyway, now that everyone's all fine and dandy again, where are you going to go?
>_
