Author Topic: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site) (Read 70330 times)

yuyukos · « **Reply #120 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:52:21 PM »

Quote from: Desu_Cake on March 12, 2012, 11:40:31 PM

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Oh god, all of the Clinton faces, I can't unsee them. :ohdear:

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #121 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:53:56 AM »

... I'm torn between hilarity and THIS IS STUPID

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #122 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:45:49 PM »

Part 18: Fruit Is Ruined For Me Forever

DX7.EP · « **Reply #123 on:** March 20, 2012, 12:12:01 AM »

Calling Jun a family man is just...OK, there's just almost no way Guile's theme can go with this scene...
...oh wait, it did anyhow.

*cue TF2 Spy voice* This is getting awkward! (as if it wasn't crazy enough already)

yuyukos · « **Reply #124 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:36:37 AM »

I applaud the Youtube soundtrack that accompanies this post :V.
Putina's character has not maintained her appeal. dislike.

Fetch()tirade · « **Reply #125 on:** March 20, 2012, 04:31:54 AM »

I am so glad my family ran out of bananas last week.
Yeah, that scene in the beginning really killed Putina for me. And so did the scene after that.

N-Forza · « **Reply #126 on:** March 20, 2012, 04:49:43 AM »

Are all porn VNs this bad? Because this is pretty terrible.

Sapz · « **Reply #127 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:11:54 PM »

Oh god, this sounds bad. :V

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #128 on:** March 20, 2012, 07:50:42 PM »

Part 19: The Not-So-Scarlet Sisters

Yes, I'm pushing to finish this quickly. I want this game finished so I can do better things with my life. x_x

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #129 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:29:34 PM »

Part 20: Zero Percent Approval

Epilogue writeup coming shortly because I need to fucking vent.

Jq1790 · « **Reply #130 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:12:56 AM »

Someone give Rou a freaking medal for surviving this, presumably without murdering anybody. Also congrats on freeing yourself from this apparent nightmare. Looking forward to epic rage rant of ultimate destruction. =p

Silent Harmony · « **Reply #131 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:16:44 AM »

I commend you Rou; you are a far stronger man than I to be able to endure so much torture.

Amraphenson · « **Reply #132 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:17:14 AM »

and so Rou's term as President of wtfamIreading is over. o/

Fetch()tirade · « **Reply #133 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:22:38 AM »

0/10
what the fuck was that
i can't even begin to understand

Rou, I salute you, for valiantly serving in the line of duty against shitty VNs.
o7

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #134 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:23:42 AM »

Epilogue: Standing Down From Office

It's 12:30. I have uni tomorrow morning.

Goodnight.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #135 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:38:27 AM »

Finally, this abomination of a game is put to rest. Kudos for covering it entirely in this LP, Rou.

Iced Fairy · « **Reply #136 on:** March 21, 2012, 01:31:23 AM »

Your rage was calmer then mine. I'm currently attempting to make voodoo dolls of the writers and translators.

Stuffman · « **Reply #137 on:** March 21, 2012, 02:28:47 AM »

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[20:03:07] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> jesus that ending
[20:03:15] <Stuffman> Yeah I just finished reading it
[20:03:26] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> I'm writing up a final angry rant right now
[20:03:32] <Stuffman> NOW YOU CAN GET READY TO DO THE NEXT ROUTE :DDD
[20:03:41] Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs kills Stuffman
[20:03:43] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> never
[20:03:46] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> ever
[20:03:46] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> ever
[20:04:08] <Stuffman> No wait hear me out, Irina started off as the best and became the worst right
[20:04:18] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> So if I go for Ran's route...
[20:04:19] <Stuffman> Well maybe you could do Ran route and it will somehow turn out to be a masterpiece

Someone needs to pick up the torch. If my theory is correct, Ran route is Nobel Prize material.

Jana · « **Reply #138 on:** March 21, 2012, 02:30:47 AM »

I was actually thinking the same thing. The least established character will provide the least amount of despair when she breaks into a moeblob!

Serela · « **Reply #139 on:** March 21, 2012, 02:34:41 AM »

In a way, there's almost an excuse for Irina turning into a submissive hoebag because she was specifically reconstructed by Zoumu creep to be his slavewife.

But I'm not trying to actually defend this game because daaaaamn :V

I really have to wonder how the other routes go though. I mean, with Irina's backstory (Being the inexplicably young Rusian president) and such, well, yeah. But the other choices...

Still, I imagine they're also painful, soooo yeah.

Sapz · « **Reply #140 on:** March 21, 2012, 03:36:04 AM »

God damn, sounds like a painful read judging by your reaction. :V

Grimarg · « **Reply #141 on:** March 21, 2012, 05:26:56 AM »

This... My brain...

* Grimarg puts a gun against his head and pulls the trigger.

Look on the bright side, what doesn't kill you just makes you stronger they say. You may now have developed a stronger resistance to extremely crappy stuff!

qno2 · « **Reply #142 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:31:42 AM »

The war might be over but the scars will remain. At least you will live on ~~to tell your grandchildren about the war~~ to warn every single living human being on the planet.

Rou, how are you feeling? Any signs of PTSD? Any re-experiencing, emotional numbing, negative outlook on life, avoidance of certain ~~situations~~/media? How long have these symptoms persisted? Is it impairing you in your daily life?

Quote from: Roukanken

When people say that Japan is a sexist society, this is the shit they're talking about. This is a big VN. It's popular. Lots of people like it.

I sure hope that all the popularity stems from the beginning, otherwise even a "oh japan (where hast thou gone)... ... ..." won't be an adequate expression.

Mr_Bob · « **Reply #143 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:46:17 AM »

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"Self-esteem? Independence? Willpower? Responsibility? To hell with those, I need more bananas in my mouth."

Mmm, Potassium.

Writers would have been better served to continue with the hi-jinks, wit and jabs present at the beginning, rather than trying have a touching or meaningful plot.

yuyukos · « **Reply #144 on:** March 22, 2012, 12:20:24 AM »

You are truly a hero for completing this LP. Let's hope there's no lasting effects as a result :ohdear:.

XephyrEnigma · « **Reply #145 on:** March 22, 2012, 03:48:24 AM »

Quote from: yuyukos on March 22, 2012, 12:20:24 AM

You are truly a hero for completing this LP. Let's hope there's no lasting effects as a result :ohdear:.

Yeah, seriously I hope you're okay after that travesty of a trainwreck( no I am not referring to this as a visual novel.)

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #146 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:53:04 AM »

Yeah ... now I have the final-boss version of His World stuck in my head. :V The thing is, it keeps having some interesting/cool things (like ~~Robotnik's scouter-goggles~~ the locker-bomb thing), but that's just the background of a wait just a goddamn second

It involves things which are impossible by our current scientific understanding
The narrative treats "the woman is an entirely useless piece of shit who can barely function without the help of her asshole creep of a boyfriend, who treats her as a possession" as "romance"
The story is very badly put together
It is inexplicably popular in its country of origin

Holy shit, guys. This is the eroge equivalent of Twilight.

This is Sonic 2006 and Twilight.

Silent Harmony · « **Reply #147 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:35:14 PM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on March 22, 2012, 07:53:04 AM

It involves things which are impossible by our current scientific understanding
The narrative treats "the woman is an entirely useless piece of shit who can barely function without the help of her asshole creep of a boyfriend, who treats her as a possession" as "romance"
The story is very badly put together
It is inexplicably popular in its country of origin

Holy shit, guys. This is the eroge equivalent of Twilight.

XephyrEnigma · « **Reply #148 on:** March 22, 2012, 06:23:43 PM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on March 22, 2012, 07:53:04 AM

Yeah ... now I have the final-boss version of His World stuck in my head. :V The thing is, it keeps having some interesting/cool things (like ~~Robotnik's scouter-goggles~~ the locker-bomb thing), but that's just the background of a wait just a goddamn second

It involves things which are impossible by our current scientific understanding
The narrative treats "the woman is an entirely useless piece of shit who can barely function without the help of her asshole creep of a boyfriend, who treats her as a possession" as "romance"
The story is very badly put together
It is inexplicably popular in its country of origin

Holy shit, guys. This is the eroge equivalent of Twilight.

This is Sonic 2006 and Twilight.

My god... It all makes sense now.
This itself isnt a trainwreck... this is the aftermath of the preceding two trains colliding.