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Hello, folks. It's LP time again, but this time we're not playing RPGs. We're playing VNs!
As a safety precaution, though, I'm hosting this LP off-site on LiveJournal. I'll update the links here whenever I update.
Enjoy!
Contents:
16/01 - Part 1: The Melancholy of Joe Biden (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/3815.html)
16/01 - Part 2: Yes We Can't! (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/4005.html)
17/01 - Part 3: From Rusia With Love (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/4227.html)
18/01 - Part 4: The Butler Maid Did It (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/4572.html)
21/01 - Part 5: War of the Words (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/4827.html)
22/01 - Part 6: No Spaceship Loli Left Behind (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/5012.html)
23/01 - Part 7: OK Qoo Now You're Just Screwing With Me (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/5207.html)
26/01 - Part 8: The Return of James Hondo (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/5457.html)
31/01 - Part 9: Emergency Hot Blood Injection (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/5793.html)
1/02 - Part 10: An Offer Jun Can't Refuse (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/6107.html)
5/02 - Part 11: juDon't Touch Me There! (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/6308.html)
8/02 - Part 12: Slap on the Wrist (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/6450.html)
13/02 - Part 13: The Nipponese Missile Crisis (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/6880.html)
20/02 - Part 14: It's Technically Not A Date (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/7043.html)
21/02 - Part 15: Who You Are In The Dark (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/7271.html)
26/02 - Part 16: No Longer Alone! (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/7488.html)
9/03 - Part 17: New Year's Heave (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/7815.html)
19/03 - Part 18: Fruit Is Ruined For Me Forever (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/8111.html)
20/03 - Part 19: The Not-So-Scarlet Sisters (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/8378.html)
20/03 - Part 20: Zero Percent Approval (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/8527.html)
21/03 - Epilogue: Standing Down From Office (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/8884.html)
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MY NEIGHBOUR IS A HOUSE
The concept is sort of hilarious so far. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.
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Oh God, this sounds ridiculous. :V I vote for the first option!
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Seconding first choice!
My god, this is hilarious. Well done, Rou!
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Oh yay, more LP fun!
A tragic case of EP, or Eroge Protagonistitis.
:teaspit:
Should've seen it coming, but I was really not expecting that acronym to be used in that manner. :V
MY NEIGHBOUR IS A HOUSE
...
AND [THE TENGU] PROBABLY WROTE A GREAT ARTICLE ABOUT HOW SHE DID IT TOO AND GET THOSE CUFFS AWAY FROM ME OFFICER
I simply lost it there. :getdown:
Oh, and go for Option 1, that should seal it.
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Option t-
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god fucking damn it
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Already said it on IRC, but: I love your style, Rou.
You had me at MY NEIGHBOUR IS A HOUSE.
And yeah, option 1, like a typical gamer :V
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I'm not sure what I can add. You stole all the great Tengu jokes, so I must simply vote for option one.
So far the snide commentary has been more impressive then the game itself. Good work.
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I vote for option 2 to see if/how it makes fun of us.
Also, absolutely lost it at the YOU WA SHOCK gun. Keep up the commentary, this is something you're incredible at.
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This game is so meta it hurts D:
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Part 2: Yes We Can't! (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/4005.html)
Post update note: I am totally going for Putin route, and NOTHING ANY OF YOU SAY IS GOING TO STOP ME.
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I VOTE FOR WHICHEVER ONE RESULTS IN FUCKING MOKOU
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"YES WE CUM" ought to cinch the re-election, I think.
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I lost it at the Cthulu cameo, and will say !dice or !rtd for the decision.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs)
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Also, Ran has put some clothes on. Thank God.
dammit no rou this is the opposite of what should be happeni*shot*
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Also, my vote is with the small-bottomed girl.
As always.
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This is hilarious, and I vote the small bottomed girl as well
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"Perky, Voluptuous Girl" or bust. All puns intended :V.
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ahahahaha this is awesome.
And hang on, which girl is which? I only see one girl before us! ???
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ayayayayaya
"Small-bottomed" is the highest compliment a man could ever offer a woman.
Go.
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I'm not sure which one to vote on...
But can I just say, Cuthulu as a loli?!?! I'm not even sure what to say anymore! XD
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Well, I see three votes for small-bottomed, so next update will now officially discuss DAT LACK OF AN ASS.
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Small-bottomed girls, you make the not-so-rockin' world go 'round.
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NOOOOOOOOO YOU WOULD HAVE SURVIVED IF YOU HADN'T TRIPPED THAT DEATH FLAG
GOAT-KUUUUUUNNNNN NOOOOOO you had so much to live for!
Great commentary so far.
Qoo's name is screwing with my head and my display name. First I misread her name for Qno *, "wait WHAT?! Oh alright", now I misread my display name for Qoo.
With those emerging identity issues I realize that I never thought about being a loli alien eldritch horror doctor bondage fetishist hero-that-saves-the-world-to-destroy-it in my future career, maybe I should think again. And people say that eroges are the opposite of success in society, tsk.
*Stuff nobody wants to know, you have been warned: the "2" is just an added bonus 'cause most sites require four letters so I'm just dragging it with me out of habit
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Part 3: From Rusia With Love (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/4227.html)
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He would go straight to the harem route of course
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Putin route gogogo
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Answer at this point in time:
MOKOU Putina's Route!
Answer from an outsider: ...
(http://i42.tinypic.com/drf5ee.jpg)
What? Do I even need to say anything?
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Dammit Rou. Stop making me laugh so hard. :3
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(http://i.imgur.com/uJd1J.jpg)
1. Save image.
2. Send to dustyjo.
3. ???
4. Profit.
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Play them against each other until Hugonetta Chavez arrives, then leave them both and enjoy a life of luxury and mountains of cocaine in Venezuela.
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Yeah, about that. I have a fetish for hair that follows the natural laws of physics, so you're sorta boned.
And I lost it. Mokou route is best route.
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Part 4: The
Butler Maid Did It (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/4572.html)
On a side note, the Maid Police joke from last update stuck in my head and produced this. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11812.0.html) I regret nothing.
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Please say Mahjong
please say mahjong
please say mahjong
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[Nope, nothing to see here.]
We regret to inform you that this statement was a blatant lie~ <3
Give us the tasty... stuff!
Also, punch Cuthulu while you're at it. :3
I'm enjoying this so much.
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Haha this made my day, go
Mokou Irina!
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Man, the girls in this are so... I dunno, is there a route for Morita? 8D
But okay, Mokou Putin Irina Mokou seems like the best option.
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I wonder what her eyes look like when she BSODs.
(http://i.imgur.com/CBKmB.png)(http://i.imgur.com/NpMtB.png)
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So glad I read this, fucking hilarious.
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Part 5: War of the Words (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/4827.html)
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I'm relatively sure the CIA doesn't include this in their list of interrogation techniques.
(They totally should, though.)
XD
I really lost it at the "swimsuit" part, though.
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gdi I want my pay per view money back
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One question, is this a fan-made translation? I mean, it's not bad but overly literal in places, especially with the "uuu"s and "kyaa"s and "nee-chan"s and stuff, unless this is par for the course for whatever company that released it.
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Too hilarious. Keep it up
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One question, is this a fan-made translation? I mean, it's not bad but overly literal in places, especially with the "uuu"s and "kyaa"s and "nee-chan"s and stuff, unless this is par for the course for whatever company that released it.
I'm pretty sure it's an official translation. And yeah, it varies, but that seems pretty much par for the course for that kind of thing. I dunno, I don't play H-games.
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I'm pretty sure it's an official translation. And yeah, it varies, but that seems pretty much par for the course for that kind of thing. I dunno, I don't play H-games.
It's a fan translation that went official near completion, actually. I believe the original developer sent the fan translators a cease & desist notice, fan translators contacted JAST to help them compromise, and they managed to work things out.
Companies that publish these games in English tend to cater to the lowest common denominator among their fans, as the total number of sales for each title rank within four digits and occasionally fail to break three. Thus, you can pretty much count on honorifics and Japanese sound effects and such. If even a handful of people were upset enough at their absence to skip on the purchase, it would make an impact, and people who dislike literal translations tend not to be as vehement in their opinions.
Also, speaking from personal experience, it's really freaking hard to rewrite erotic dialogue into natural English even if you try - it's 90% onomatopoeia for which our language has no equivalent...
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Part 6: No Spaceship Loli Left Behind (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/5012.html)
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I like how this time you didn't ask us to make the next choice :V
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fuck you solais
Great work as always, Rou.
I like how this time you didn't ask us to make the next choice :V
We made the choice long ago. In our hearts.
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Part 7: OK Qoo Now You're Just Screwing With Me (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/5207.html)
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My Little Battlecruiser Can't Be This Cute!
Haha this is great! :]
Also seconding Ell for second place.
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I think "the Emiya Shirou strain of EP" may be my favorite line in this chapter. Keep up the good work, I love the hell out of your style when you do LP's.
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I just generally liked all of this. :3
I think "the Emiya Shirou strain of EP" may be my favorite line in this chapter. Keep up the good work, I love the hell out of your style when you do LP's.
Now I want to see some kind of VN where going Emiya-Shirou causes worse results than letting the stronger woman do her thing.
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Part 8: The Return of James Hondo (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/5457.html)
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This is just getting all the more absurd and hilarious.
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:o
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This is just getting all the more absurd and hilarious.
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(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2516/38992020coffee20heroman.png)
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oh dear god yes
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This is very awesome :*
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Glorious :o
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I lost it at
Solid Trouser-Snake
and The Spy Who Saw Me Naked
X3
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Never did like pandas. Wonder how they taste though.
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Part 9: Emergency Hot Blood Injection (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/5793.html)
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Jun ought to put on a fluffy costume, it might make Irina more forgiving with his *~issues~* :derp:
Also Qoo gaphax
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Admittedly I only played the Ell route, but based upon events that happen with in that route I am firmly convinced that Ell is the "best" route.
Then again, I have a massive bias for things along the line of Anthropomorphic spaceships.
Still, I find it hard to believe that any other route could "match" the things reveled in the Ell route. I don't know if the Putina route reveals those things or not so I'm gonna refrain from spoilers of any kind.
Well... You've met Ell before
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GOD
of perverts
FINGERRRRRRRRR
Hahaha
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Part 10: An Offer Jun Can't Refuse (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/6107.html)
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So you could say that Ell had a crush on Jun in the past. :]
And goddamn, you really called it :V
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You know, I just like everything about these things. The way Rou jokes, the game's own humor, the way Rou plays his jokes off the game's ... it's just all great.
So you could say that Ell had a crush on Jun in the past. :]
Yeah (http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/)
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If there's one thing Jun can be thankful for, it's that Qoo isn't one of those aliens who,
upon crashing into the local fauna, broadcasts her presence to the entire world and give the thing they crash into a sex change
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If there's one thing Jun can be thankful for, it's that Qoo isn't one of those aliens who, upon crashing into the local fauna, broadcasts her presence to the entire world and give the thing they crash into a sex change
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I think I saw that one once...I can't remember the name of it though, unfortunately.
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I think I saw that one once...I can't remember the name of it though, unfortunately.
That would be Kashimashi.
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Six Million Dollar Pervert. Way too fitting description of Jun there. :getdown:
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Part 11: juDon't Touch Me There! (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/6308.html)
NOTE: I upgraded to a new laptop before I made this update, which is why there's a different font. Too lazy to dig out the font I was using, so dwi. :V
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If I remember correctly,
Japanese Niponese schools require boys to take either Judo or Kendo in gym. There was a similar requirement for girls, but I don't recall what their options were right now.
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This novel is like, awesome. :3c
The LP makes some funny points of it even funnier. GJ, Roukanken. I'm just reading the whole thing because of your LP anyways
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Hmmm ... it occurred to me, after Yukino's pathetic attempt at "tsun" and your other comments about Puchin, that Puchin is actually a
tsardere
. :3
And yeah, I'm not holding my breath on that potential character development.
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Part 12: Slap on the Wrist (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/6450.html)
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Yeah ... I really dunno what to say here. I mean, I was expecting it to bounce right back, but that was a particularly stupid way of doing it, even for this game's standards.
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Roasted sweet potatoes aren't that good anyway and they smell really weird.
Then again, I've never been a potato person unless they were fried or possibly mashed.
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As much as I wanna say "You really SHOULD have gone with the Ell route"... Somehow I know they'd screw it up just as badly if not make it worse.
Also never had sweet potatoes, but the very idea is just bleh to me, so yeah.
Funny LP you've got going though, Rou.
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I think I'm catching EP by proxy from this LP, because I'm thinking that
Irina in a maid outfit
is actually an intriguing prospect.
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I personally prefer sweet potato chips - cut it into quarter-inch thick slices, and pan fry until awesome.
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Part 13: The Nipponese Missile Crisis (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/6880.html)
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That's one of the best parts in the novel. Yukino panicking is so... HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG <3
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Ell confirmed for best character.... again.
Also: I think the next title should be Kim Jong-Ilu.
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That's one of the best parts in the novel. Yukino panicking is so... HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG <3
Somehow I thought "These are my orders to all forces! [...] Pat my head!"
was better, though more for comedic purposes.
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When did Ell manage to find the time to
jack the Vector Cannon from Jehuty
?
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My personal favorite part was the
planetary-destruction beam
and Rounarration's reaction to it.
And the answer to your question is: why wouldn't you have one of those?
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I think this is relevant.
(http://i.imgur.com/8AOh4.jpg)
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/me makes a note to draw smiley faces on his nukes if he ever gets any.
Also, new update!
Part 14: It's Technically Not A Date (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/7043.html)
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By the gods, Rou.
You've managed to kill us all. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8X9HER9bkM)
(Obviously, replace "Nyanners" with "Irina.")
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... yeah, this game has never heard of this thing called "pacing," has it?
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I think this is relevant.
Where's the South in all this? Oh, of course, it's off-panel panicking about this incident or hiding behind America's (and sometimes Japan's) back! :\
This update...hehehe. Seems almost painful to play through this rather arbitrary game full of deus ex machina; thankfully the comments make this situation all the better.
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Part 15: Who You Are In The Dark (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/7271.html)
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HA REM ROUTE
HA REM ROUTE
HA REM ROUTE
HA REM ROUTE
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Congratulations, Rou, you've experienced what Shamus Young refers to as "story collapse": you'd be willing to suspend disbelief about plot-holes to a certain degree, since hey, nobody's perfect. However, if the plot holes and idiocy (or even just one terrible plot point!) reach a critically-stupid mass, you start wanting to criticize everything about it, even the stuff that would've gotten a free pass before. I mean ... you seem to have recovered enough to get back into it, but yeah, that was kind of terrible.
Also I take issue with the whole "this romance-option-character is strong-willed and badass. Therefore, wooing her must consist of breaking her down into meek submissiveness" plotline in general. I mean, case in point, did it not occur to them that players like Rou would have chosen her because they like strong-willed badass women? Of course, for all I know, all eroges with "different routes for different female characters" do that, but this isn't actually a point in favor of the concept.
Either way, I'm honestly wondering if the apparent self-awareness is actually meant to be self-parody, or whether it's an obnoxious sort of "HEY, THIS IS AN EROGE! YOU LIKE EROGES, RIGHT? AND THIS IS AN EROGE WHICH IS LIKE EROGES!!!" thing, because genuine self-parody is starting to seem like it would be a bit too clever for this game.
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1.
Also I take issue with the whole "this romance-option-character is strong-willed and badass. Therefore, wooing her must consist of breaking her down into meek submissiveness" plotline in general. I mean, case in point, did it not occur to them that players like Rou would have chosen her because they like strong-willed badass women? Of course, for all I know, all eroges with "different routes for different female characters" do that, but this isn't actually a point in favor of the concept.
I totally agree with this. It's kinda irritating that the most common portrayal of a romantic relationship in the media is the "i will protect you from everything" man and the "i can't do anything without you, literally" woman, and any pair that functions with a different dynamic is like the odd couple.
2.
But Yukino not being a sort-of-poorly-executed woobie and actually fighting dirty for her man?
:notbad:
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HA REM ROUTE
HA REM ROUTE
HA REM ROUTE
HA REM ROUTE
The fandisc. :V
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The fandisc. :V
That reminds me, has the fandisc been translated in any fashion whatsoever? Even just a list of what everyone says would be fine.
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Nope. It used very easy Japanese, though, and most of it was just Yukino and Irina going I'M JUN'S MAID NOT YOU D<
(Don't read it. It was terrible. Like, much, much worse than you would expect for an already bad game.)
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But it has swimsuit Ell, and that could woo Rou. :V
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Actually I was more interested in the Ell route then Irina's.
But whatever I guess.
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Nope. It used very easy Japanese, though, and most of it was just Yukino and Irina going I'M JUN'S MAID NOT YOU D<
(Don't read it. It was terrible. Like, much, much worse than you would expect for an already bad game.)
Play the fandisc's harem route for the porn
Anyway, do Ell's route next. I'm too lazy to read through it You managed to make the story a lot funnier than it was before. :V
Edit:
That is, if you're going to do another route.
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Part 16: No Longer Alone! (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/7488.html)
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Oh god it's not over yet D:
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Oh god it's not over yet D:
Pretty much this. :ohdear:
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Space ship battles?
Space ship battles.
SPACE SHIP BATTLES.
This game has it all, doesn't it.
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I think I fell in love when the 'spaceship bridge' turned out to be an exact replica of the bridge on the USS Enterprise (Original series).
This can't help but be hysterical.
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yep, we officially have Story Collapse.
Any interest I had in eroges has ... ceased to be, basically. ::)
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This Putin has ceased to interest me as a character.
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its the moeblob curse :derp:
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Part 17: New Year's Heave (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/7815.html)
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(http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/khaaaaan.jpg?cb5e28)
KUOOOOOOOOOOON
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(http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/khaaaaan.jpg?cb5e28)
KUOOOOOOOOOOON
ahahahahaha ilu Jana
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This is starting to give me a similar sensation to watching an LP of Sonic 2006.
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This is starting to give me a similar sensation to watching an LP of Sonic 2006.
I have to agree.
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Relevant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs)
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Relevant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs)
Oh god, all of the Clinton faces, I can't unsee them. :ohdear:
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... I'm torn between hilarity and THIS IS STUPID
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Part 18: Fruit Is Ruined For Me Forever (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/8111.html)
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Calling Jun a family man is just...OK, there's just almost no way Guile's theme can go with this scene...
...oh wait, it did anyhow. ???
*cue TF2 Spy voice* This is getting awkward! (as if it wasn't crazy enough already)
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I applaud the Youtube soundtrack that accompanies this post :V.
Putina's character has not maintained her appeal. dislike.
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I am so glad my family ran out of bananas last week.
Yeah, that scene in the beginning really killed Putina for me. And so did the scene after that.
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Are all porn VNs this bad? Because this is pretty terrible.
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Oh god, this sounds bad. :V
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Part 19: The Not-So-Scarlet Sisters (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/8378.html)
Yes, I'm pushing to finish this quickly. I want this game finished so I can do better things with my life. x_x
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Part 20: Zero Percent Approval (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/8527.html)
Epilogue writeup coming shortly because I need to fucking vent.
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Someone give Rou a freaking medal for surviving this, presumably without murdering anybody. Also congrats on freeing yourself from this apparent nightmare. Looking forward to epic rage rant of ultimate destruction. =p
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I commend you Rou; you are a far stronger man than I to be able to endure so much torture.
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and so Rou's term as President of wtfamIreading is over. o/
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0/10
what the fuck was that
i can't even begin to understand
Rou, I salute you, for valiantly serving in the line of duty against shitty VNs.
o7
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Epilogue: Standing Down From Office (http://roukanken.livejournal.com/8884.html)
It's 12:30. I have uni tomorrow morning.
Goodnight.
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Finally, this abomination of a game is put to rest. Kudos for covering it entirely in this LP, Rou.
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Your rage was calmer then mine. I'm currently attempting to make voodoo dolls of the writers and translators.
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[20:03:07] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> jesus that ending
[20:03:15] <Stuffman> Yeah I just finished reading it
[20:03:26] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> I'm writing up a final angry rant right now
[20:03:32] <Stuffman> NOW YOU CAN GET READY TO DO THE NEXT ROUTE :DDD
[20:03:41] Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs kills Stuffman
[20:03:43] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> never
[20:03:46] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> ever
[20:03:46] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> ever
[20:04:08] <Stuffman> No wait hear me out, Irina started off as the best and became the worst right
[20:04:18] <Rou|StrainedForeignAffairs> So if I go for Ran's route...
[20:04:19] <Stuffman> Well maybe you could do Ran route and it will somehow turn out to be a masterpiece
Someone needs to pick up the torch. If my theory is correct, Ran route is Nobel Prize material.
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I was actually thinking the same thing. The least established character will provide the least amount of despair when she breaks into a moeblob!
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In a way, there's almost an excuse for Irina turning into a submissive hoebag because she was specifically reconstructed by Zoumu creep to be his slavewife.
But I'm not trying to actually defend this game because daaaaamn :V
I really have to wonder how the other routes go though. I mean, with Irina's backstory (Being the inexplicably young Rusian president) and such, well, yeah. But the other choices... ??? Still, I imagine they're also painful, soooo yeah.
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God damn, sounds like a painful read judging by your reaction. :V
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This... My brain...
/me puts a gun against his head and pulls the trigger.
Look on the bright side, what doesn't kill you just makes you stronger they say. You may now have developed a stronger resistance to extremely crappy stuff!
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The war might be over but the scars will remain. At least you will live on
to tell your grandchildren about the war to warn every single living human being on the planet.
Rou, how are you feeling? Any signs of PTSD? Any re-experiencing, emotional numbing, negative outlook on life, avoidance of certain situations/media? How long have these symptoms persisted? Is it impairing you in your daily life?
When people say that Japan is a sexist society, this is the shit they're talking about. This is a big VN. It's popular. Lots of people like it.
I sure hope that all the popularity stems from the beginning, otherwise even a "oh japan (where hast thou gone)... ... ..." won't be an adequate expression.
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"Self-esteem? Independence? Willpower? Responsibility? To hell with those, I need more bananas in my mouth."
Mmm, Potassium.
Writers would have been better served to continue with the hi-jinks, wit and jabs present at the beginning, rather than trying have a touching or meaningful plot.
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You are truly a hero for completing this LP. Let's hope there's no lasting effects as a result :ohdear:.
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You are truly a hero for completing this LP. Let's hope there's no lasting effects as a result :ohdear:.
Yeah, seriously I hope you're okay after that travesty of a trainwreck( no I am not referring to this as a visual novel.)
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Yeah ... now I have the final-boss version of His World stuck in my head. :V The thing is, it keeps having some interesting/cool things (like
Robotnik's scouter-goggles the locker-bomb thing), but that's just the background of a wait just a goddamn second
- It involves things which are impossible by our current scientific understanding
- The narrative treats "the woman is an entirely useless piece of shit who can barely function without the help of her asshole creep of a boyfriend, who treats her as a possession" as "romance"
- The story is very badly put together
- It is inexplicably popular in its country of origin
Holy shit, guys. This is the eroge equivalent of Twilight.
This is Sonic 2006 and Twilight.
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- It involves things which are impossible by our current scientific understanding
- The narrative treats "the woman is an entirely useless piece of shit who can barely function without the help of her asshole creep of a boyfriend, who treats her as a possession" as "romance"
- The story is very badly put together
- It is inexplicably popular in its country of origin
Holy shit, guys. This is the eroge equivalent of Twilight.
:o
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Yeah ... now I have the final-boss version of His World stuck in my head. :V The thing is, it keeps having some interesting/cool things (like Robotnik's scouter-goggles the locker-bomb thing), but that's just the background of a wait just a goddamn second
- It involves things which are impossible by our current scientific understanding
- The narrative treats "the woman is an entirely useless piece of shit who can barely function without the help of her asshole creep of a boyfriend, who treats her as a possession" as "romance"
- The story is very badly put together
- It is inexplicably popular in its country of origin
Holy shit, guys. This is the eroge equivalent of Twilight.
This is Sonic 2006 and Twilight.
My god... It all makes sense now.
This itself isnt a trainwreck... this is the aftermath of the preceding two trains colliding.