RtD, gotta tRoll 'em all!

[Paper Conan]

>Use the power of sugar, spice, and everything nice to get back into the game.

[Hanzo K.]

Well, I seem to be getting good rolls.
Let's see....what next...Ah yes, a good user of Noble Phantasms must always have a means to access them on the go!

>Develop(yet another) Noble Phantasm, Gateway to The Nuclear Capital - Regulus*. (Like Gate of Bablyon, but for nukes, and only fully usable with Unlimited Nuke works active.)
*A reference to a type of nuclear missile.

[Hanged Hourai]

>Become the Slinky.

[Schezo]

>Enough of this prattle. Hanzo must die now, by the many weapons I have.

[Kitten4u]

> Give Schezo guns.  Lots and lots of guns.  More guns than I can count!  Surely this will not only make the Kittenblock more equipped, but will also revive Shadoweh from pure jealousy.

[Shadoweh]

N-no! I'm the DPS!

> Become the Serial Killer! With more guns then Schezo could EVER have!

[Smashy]

> Have monster that drops Smashy helm spawn in a huge number and storm the land.  If they kill enough, it'll drop eventually, right!?

[Conqueror]

>Now that I have returned from the grave like the most standard of necromancer liches, revive all the endlessly chattering undead as a zombie army,

[Phlegeth]

>Help Purvis by distracting Shiki by stealing the Rod of Remorse

[Bardiche]

> Draw Monster Reborn, use to revive self and definitely not someone else.

[Mr_Bob]

>Change thread title to, "Watch Me Flex My Muscles, featuring Dormio".

[Dorian White]

Meh, live is overrated anyway.

>Meditate over the memories of coffee and cigarettes and continue path to enlightenment

[日巫子]

> Use Revive on Youkai Jesus

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

>Kill mod

5: You kill some random dude named Mod. Now you have a friend to be with, Gob!

> Exact drillvenge.

3(+1): You find Dormio and run your newly found drill through him, the bastard has been rigging your dice or something. You laugh as you watch the drill tear through him.

>Revive myself with more vespene gas.

3: You collect enough vespene gas to repair yourself, only to be told to "Build more supply depots".

>When Reimu opens the donation box, infect her with spores, making sure the resulting mycelium leaves her brain alone.

1(+1): When Reimu comes along to check on the coins, you try to infect her with your spores. She blocks them with ease, and uses the charms she placed around you to make you feel an incredible amount of pain. Reimu warns you about pulling something like that again, and tells you to get back to making her coins. (Wounded)

>Get a POW truck and restrain Hong Meiling so we can bring her to the Propaganda Center.

Spoiler:

From that point on kinky torture so we can have enough 'propaganda' to defect everybody in the thread.

6: You finally manage to get something that doesn't blow up immediately. With your new life, you attempt to kidnap Meiling. Of course, she's not going down without a fight. GuardianTempest has reentered the game!
Roll to dodge!
5: You manage to overpower Meiling and dump her into the truck, taking her back to the Propaganda Center. You know, you didn't know you could fight on par with chinese martial artists. (+1 roll)

>Revive self within The Cho Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan. Notice the CHO.

5: You resurrect within the Cho Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan, only to be instantaneously imploded by its sheer manliness. And the drills.

>Try to appease Shiki without setting off any deception senses on her part, then accept that oar and get to piloting.

6: You talk to Shikieiki, explaining your actions and why they were absolutely necessary. She seems preoccupied with something, and simply gives you a quick nod before flying off once you're done talking with her. With Shikieiki out of the way, there's nothing to stop you from piloting the Titanic for a while. As you ride around the Sanzu on the Titanic, you think you can feel your form solidifying. Purvis has reentered the game!

>Being a immobile piece of jelly sucks, transform into king cureslime.

4: You transform into King Cureslime, as does every other piece of you. You and your mob will be unstoppabl- Several adventurers charge at you, excited about the new mob. All of you are killed and looted.

>Be mentioned in every roll flavour.

6: Of course you'll be mentioned in every roll flavor. Every one of yours, that is. Of course, it's no fun to talk about a dead person, so you decide to fix that. Hero999 has reentered the game!

>Research many ways to generate energy, put them into use!

5: You're not going to be a simple battery, you're going to be a battery pack that uses every type of power. You develop wind turbines, a hydropump, a miniature nuclear reactor, some solar panels, and a little furnace. (+1 roll)

> Try and summon the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi again.

4(-1): Whilst travelling back to the playing field you try again to summon the Kusanagi no Tsurugi. The process drains you of your strength, but hey, you have the sword. (-1 roll)

>Summon Youmu, then have her assist in mass producing Yuyuko Dolls.

5: You call for Youmu and have her help in your latest venture, mass producing Yuyuko Dolls. Soon, you're knee deep in them, and you have no idea what you'll do with so many. (+1 roll)

> Make everyone die a gloriousness death.

2: To celebrate your recover, you're about to launch an attack on everyone when you realize that you're drastically underprepared.

>Dig a hole and hide in it.

4: You're so embarrassed, you just want to go hide in a hole. As there's no hole nearby, you make one.

> REVIVE SOME TIME TOMORROW PLEASE

5: Dormio promises to revive you tomorrow. You note that he did not specify which tomorrow.

>Seep to the nearest life-form and encase them in lava, taking their form.

3: You travel slowly across the ground, searching for someone to assimilate. Unfortunately, lava is rather viscous and travels slowly, everyone just walks away from you as you approach.

>Tell everyone that only they can prevent forest fires. Then set them on fire.

4: You teach everyone about the ways of the firefighter, warning them about fires. You set them all on fire as a test, and it would appear that they have learnt well, as they all put out their flames quickly. Of course, they're not so happy about you having just set them on fire, and it looks like they're about to attack you.
Roll to dodge!
1: You shout that there's a fire nearby, that everyone needs to put it out. They respond that there is indeed a fire nearby, before they set you alight. yuyukos has lost the game!

> Edit the next update to be posted in a different colour for every roll

4: Dormio hates you.

> Calm down the two Mystias! There's enough of me to go around!

5: You thank Pesco for having revived you and run back towards the Mystias. You have to stop them from fighting. You get back to where the Mystias are to see them throwing punches at each other. You yell at them to stop, that you can love both of them. Both Mystias, out of breath, stare at you momentarily before deciding that they can share you. Life is good. (+1 roll)

> Flowers for the Flower Queen  :V

4: You grow smaller versions of yourself to give to Yuuka. You're sure she'll be pleased.

> using the powers of the Infinity Butter Knife resurrect Rawr as my courier

5: You try to bring back Rawr as a courier, but such a feat is beyond your butter knife. It is just a butter knife in the end.

> I've already become Shino with Aya's speed, so I must keep improving! Fuse with Tohno Shiki and acquire the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception!

6(+1): You develop the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception and begin to see the death of everything. Unfortunately, your brain was simply not meant to handle this, and you feel sick.
Roll to dodge!
3: Fortunately, you manage to overcome the initial wave if illness from seeing too much death. You think you'll be fine. (-1 roll)

>Use the power of sugar, spice, and everything nice to get back into the game.

3: Unfortunately, you're missing one ingredient: Chemical X

>Develop(yet another) Noble Phantasm, Gateway to The Nuclear Capital - Regulus*. (Like Gate of Bablyon, but for nukes, and only fully usable with Unlimited Nuke works active.)

4(-1): You create another noble phantasm to add to your impressive nuclear armory. As you're creating this one from scratch, it takes a lot out of you and you sit down to take a well deserved rest once you're done. (-1 roll)

>Become the Slinky.

6: You transform, turning yourself into a great slinky. You're not really sure what a slinky can do, though, so you slink down a nearby hill. Hanged Hourai has reentered the game!

>Enough of this prattle. Hanzo must die now, by the many weapons I have.

3(+1): Now that you have your weapons, and Kitten's blessing, it's time to fight that faker. You unleash your barrage of weapons on Hanzo K.
Roll to dodge!
3(-1): Having been caught off guard, you're forced dive behind the GP-02's main body, using it as a shield. Unfortunately, several weapons of Schezo's weapons manage to lodge themselves inside you before you get under cover. (Wounded)

> Give Schezo guns.  Lots and lots of guns.  More guns than I can count!  Surely this will not only make the Kittenblock more equipped, but will also revive Shadoweh from pure jealousy.

5: Before Schezo goes on his rampage, you make sure to give him all the guns you have. You think that you saw Shadoweh twitch while you were handing over all the guns. Isn't it great when the Kittenblock gets along? (+1 roll)

> Become the Serial Killer! With more guns then Schezo could EVER have!

6: You see Kitten handing over guns to Schezo when your body is filled with uncontrollable jealousy. You're about to start glowing green, here. You're not going to let something like death allow Schezo to have more guns than you. Shadoweh has reented the game!

> Have monster that drops Smashy helm spawn in a huge number and storm the land.  If they kill enough, it'll drop eventually, right!?

3: The King Cureslime drops you, of course. And there's plenty of them. And sure enough, one of the King Cureslimes drops you into the inventory of some clueless adventurer. Who then proceeds to NPC you by mistake.

>Now that I have returned from the grave like the most standard of necromancer liches, revive all the endlessly chattering undead as a zombie army,

1: You seek spiritual guidance from the local priest, having experienced death. You decide to place flowers on the deceased's graves so that the dead may rest in peace.

>Help Purvis by distracting Shiki by stealing the Rod of Remorse

5: You sneak up behind Shikieiki and steal the Rod of Remorse before running like hell. Of course, you only get so far before Shikieiki catches up to you and gives you a long-winded lecture.

> Draw Monster Reborn, use to revive self and definitely not someone else.

3: You draw the card, Monster Reborn, and are about to use it on yourself when somebody takes the card away from you. They mutter something about "overpowered banned cards".

>Change thread title to, "Watch Me Flex My Muscles, featuring Dormio".

6: What have you done, you monster?

>Meditate over the memories of coffee and cigarettes and continue path to enlightenment

5: You've achieved zen, you have no need for your material body. You continue on your path spiritually. Of course, this doesn't change the fact that you're dead.

> Use Revive on Youkai Jesus

3(-3): Dormio calls you boring for recycling actions.

[GuardianTempest]

O_O"

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE BOB!!

>After extracting the 'fanservice' out of her using everything we learned from those Reisen/Tenshi-focused doujins, flood the entire thread with enough Meilingese Chinese propaganda to DEFECT/BRAINWASH EVERYBODY IN THE THREAD INTO JOINING THE WELCOMING (yet broken-willed) ARMS OF CHINAAAA!!

[J.O.B]

>KILL PURVIS AGAIN

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

>Revive self using powers of The Infinity Blade, The Tamashii_Kanjou Armor, and Biomass-changing powers of Prototype. While marrying Himiko at the same time.

[Hero999]

> Forge a sword from blood and flesh.

> Become The Fairy who Wears Mecha Armor.

[Omba]

>Produce many more gold coins for Reimu; to please her and to lure Marisa to the donation box.

[Marokuu]

>Get possessed by an evil spirit, proceed to take over it's mind

[CrowCakes]

>Dump all but two of the Yuyuko Dolls on GuardianTempest. Give one Doll to Youmu.

[Captain Infinity]

>Convert Conq to become an SCV and force him to build supply depots so I can revive. That, or send him as a doomed scout into the Protoss AND Zerg base to die so as to free up enough supply to resurrect myself.

[Aba Matindesu!]

> Host a tea party this itchy.

[Schezo]

Now I must win and not fuck it up again like last time.

> Wield Shadoweh like Shou does her Vajra and fire green Curvy Lasers at Hanzo.

[Bio]

I killed Dormio. Finally.
Now my life is without meaning...

> Force dead Dormio to post next update in l33t.
> Drill thread.
> Drill anyone who wants to mess with the thread.

[Kasu]

> Head for the propaganda center and proceed to break down the door.

[GuardianTempest]

> Head for the propaganda center and proceed to break down the door.

"China could use more people." ~Game's unused POW Truck

You either: Get assimilated with us or blow up, the doormat's also made by China.   :derp:

Um Dormio, how long will the thread's title be about Bob flexing his abs?

[Hero999]

"China could use more people." ~Game's unused POW Truck

You either: Get assimilated with us or blow up, the doormat's also made by China.   :derp:

Um Dormio, how long will the thread's title be about Bob flexing his abs?

Probably till someone changes it, and also its featuring DORMIO flexing his abs, not Bob.

[Bio]

Probably till someone changes it, and also its featuring DORMIO flexing his abs, not Bob.

Changing the thread title isn't sadistic enough

[GuardianTempest]

Changing the thread title isn't sadistic enough

Yes, but what I'm doing is. But relax, once all of you have been brainwashed into joining us from the lack of blood (from nosebleed[from propaganda]) everything will smooth out into a nice, socialist, military mini-state.