>Discover secrets of Funk.
3(+1): You start laying down some phat beats as you continue to dance. You use the jewels you found to decorate yourself. You look and sound pretty awesome.
>Use Dormio's cheat codes to set boolean alive = true and int lives = 9999
6: You look on Dormio's lists of passwords and find a few interesting codes. You try inputting them, and find yourself back in the world with many more options available. Is this the debug mode?
Conqueror has reentered the game!>Use SC2 campaign Thor's Immortality Protocol, that is, restore myself to a functional state.
3: You require more vespene gas.
>Upset with quality, send off all of your remaining nuclear-themed army on Hong Meiling, and make sure that China WILL be generous!
1: Quantity over quality. You attempt to replace everything that blew up, but succeed only in blowing yourself up again.
> Become very angry at Zeus, fight my way out of the Underworld.
1: You continue to praise the gods, accepting that everything is done in accordance with the greater plan of things
> De-drill PX
6(-1): You steal PX's drill and claim it as your own. You always wanted an oversized drill. (+1 roll)
>Hang out in old hell
4: You chill out in the old hell. If only you were more than a little piece of jellyfish, you might be able to feel something.
>retrieve the Infinity Butter Knife from Rawr body
4: You search for DrRawr's corpse, and upon finding it you remove the butter knife lodged in his foot.
>Tell Eirin to bitch get out of the way give me my weapons back so I can actually take on a reality marble.
4(+1): You leave Kitten's party and return to Eirin, intent on getting your weapons back. Eirin orders a few rabbits to gather up your weapons, and returns them to you. Oh, how you missed these. (+1 roll)
>Steal a Yuyuko Doll and Prevent my first death
4: You steal a Yuyuko Doll and use it to cancel out your first death. Unfortunately, it kills you again.
> Since Infinity died, PX is the first one, for drilling everyone :3
2: You try to lift up your roots to crush PX, but you're a plant. You can't do that.
> Find Komachi and kindly ask her for directions back to the field.
2(+1): You ask Komachi for directions back to the playing field. Unfortunately, when you were asking her, you didn't see Shikieiki in the middle of her lecture, and you're forced to listen to the lecture too. (-1 roll)
>Contract with the Throne of Heroes, and become a Servant.
1: You rest in peace, proud of your few accomplishments in life.
>Explain to Komachi that I was test to see the legendary awareness of the shinigami in action, proceed to make with the sweettalk until I can convince to let me try rowing the boat.
5: You compliment Komachi, and continue to flatter her as you try to convince her to let you pilot the Titanic for a while. She's about to hand over her oar to you, when Shikieiki appears to lecture the both of you.
>DORMIO, DORMIO, HELP ME DORMIO!
1: nope.avi
>POWERSACTIVATE.
3: HOW TO ACTIVATE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?
>Set everything in sight on fire.
2(-1): You change class to Firefighter, you're not going to let those fires terrorize the people.
>Enter the drop tables of the next random big monster to appear
4: You edit yourself into the next monster's drop tables. Unfortunately, you have a 0.01% chance of being dropped. Who knows when you'll be able to reenter the game.
> Get people to like this post to heal HP.
6(Wounded): Dormio likes this!
> Find a way to cure ourselves of said annoying "death" status and use it.
5: You work day and night to find a cure for this "death" status, not like you have anything better to do. And you create it! Unfortunately, you made one small oversight in its production, and realize that you can't use it if you're already dead.
>Cherry Blossom Sign "Saigyou Cherry Blossom Blizzard"
3(+1): You spread cherry blossoms through the lands. They look rather beautiful.
>Jump on Himiko's back, become power battery
3(+1): You change turn yourself into a battery and latch onto Himiko's back.
>Oh well, start singing Styx songs on the boat trip. Starting with "Renegade" and then "The Best of Times" and finally "Come Sail Away"
2: On the trip down the Sanzu, you try singing Styx songs. The shinigami in charge of you hits you with her oar, telling you to shut up.
>Revive by Falcon Punching the border between life and death.
3: You try to falcon punch the border between life and death, but find that somebody already destroyed it.
>Ascend the GP-02 to Noble Phantasm status.
4(-1): You turn the GP-02 into one of your many noble phantasms. Unfortunately, this means that you need to try to keep it hidden when possible, and it's rather massive. (-1 roll)
>Revive as a lava monster by reincarnation, one of our passive abilities.
1: Your form falls apart, and you're reduced to naught but lava.
> Set Kilga's status to Online
5(+1): Kilgamayan has been gone for an awfully long time. To make sure that people don't worry about him, you tamper with his account and set him to "online". You're such a good friend.
Kilgamayan has reentered the game!>Start producing coins from the gold, using the donation box to store the finished ones.
6(-1): You expand your roots to the gold deposit and the donation box. You take in the gold and reshape it into coins, dumping them in the donation box. Upon seeing this, Reimu gives you her full blessings and sets up various charms around you. (+1 roll)
>World Fish: Try to find a new partner now that Squawkers is dead.
2: The world fish mourns your loss. You wonder if it'll ever get over losing you.
>Wait until everyone leaves wheelbarrow and weep silently. Nothing had gone right since joining! >_<
3(-1): You wait for everyone to get out from the wheelbarrow before you start to cry. Until you find out that most of the wheelbarrow was missing due to the aftereffects of a giant drill running through the area. Everybody in the vicinity saw you curl up and cry.
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaacomebacktolifeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2: ~*~LOUD NOISES~*~
> Cry to Kitten4u that you fell down again and wait for her to change class to cleric and rez you for the 12th time today. ;_;
2: Kitten4u leaves you behind, sick of having to ressurect you over and over and over again.
>Engage in mortal combat with the TTGL.
6(Wounded): You engage in manly battle with the TTGL, causing it to eject PX in the process. The TTGL gains sentience, and it exists only to fight you. Neither you nor the TTGL are leaving until the other is dead.
Roll to dodge!6: You fight with the TTGL, and the TTGL has the upper hand. It pins you to the ground and readies it drill to pierce you. Until it realizes that its drill is missing. You use this opening to create a minature void within the TTGL, which you detonate.
> Drop the moon.
5: Annoyed that you lost the TTGL, you drop the moon. All this does is cause the tides to shift, but you're fine with this. (+1 roll)
