> Exact revenge on Dormio. In real life.
2: Dormio laughs at you. In real life.
> Create a Fairy Empire.
3: You try your hand at organizing an empire of fairies. You do manage to gather up several fairies, but organizing them is another story altogether. (-1 roll)
> Pfff, screw the surface. Head underground and visit Chireiden.
5: You decide that you've had enough of this place. You, like the two others before you, start heading underground. However, you travel further than the other two, and find yourself outside of the palace of earth spirits. Something about the place seems comforting. (+1 roll)
> Now that the old me is now possessed, find Mystia somewhere in this crack.
5(+1): You leave the other you behind and travel further into the crack. You come across nothing of note until you reach a fork in the path. A mystia is waiting for you at the end of both paths, and both call out to you at the same time.
> Evolve to an AWESOME flower which is SO awesome that I become Yuuka's precious thing.
6: You may have reentered the world as a regular flower, but that isn't enough to satisfy you. No, you need to be so much more AWESOME. You alter your own DNA to increase your AWESOMEness tenfold. Yuuka, after having gotten bored of beating up Sanrisa Laser, comes across you and stops to marvel at how AWESOME you are. She takes you home.
>Go far away and possess a Terror Jho and unleash a maniacal beserker rage and curb-stomp everyone alive...including Dormio. (Yeah you also have to roll for yourself!)[/b]
6: You travel far and wide to find a Jho to transfer your consciousness into. You manage to wrestle one down to possess and, once you're inside it, you activate its rage and attempt to kill everyone with it.
GuardianTempest has reentered the game!Everybody must roll to dodge at the end of this update to avoid being killed by the DevilJho.>Using the passwords we found earlier, hijack Dormio's account and have him send himself a PM that, when opened, will cause a FATAL ERROR wipe his hard drive, including of course his newest RtD update.
3(+1): You log onto Dormio's account and send a PM to him using his own account. You make sure to fill the PM with as much crap as you can, so that when he opens it, he's forced to reformat his computer. Later that day, you receive a rage-filled message from Dormio about how he had to reinstall everything and rewrite the entire RtD update.
>Absorb Shadoweh's life forces (or unlife forces) and resurrect by messing around with all that is right and all that is wrong with the universe.
4: You absorb all of Shadoweh's forces of unlife and use them to alter the very laws of the universe, allowing you to come back into existence! ... Until Dormio's harddrive got wiped and RtD is restored to an earlier state. You are dead again.
> Get Yukari to gap several PC-98s with copies of all 5 PC-98 Touhou games into the playfield.
2: You fail to even find Yukari, let alone ask her for favors.
>Use Moe to escape genericness and revive
3: You use the power of moe in an attempt to remove the generic status from yourself! Unfortunately, in today's industry, moe itself is rather generic.
> Our enemy has struck at our Kitten! We must rise! RISE AND KILL SCHEZO. Or just become a zombie and feast on his brains. Whatever works. BRAINS.
1: You're about to rise from your grave to exact vengeance on anyone that would dare to attack Kitten. Then Dormio steps on you and your grave, forcing you back into the ground, whilst still playing with your beads.
>Hurl a flame lance at squawkers.
3: You throw a flame lance at Squawkers. Unfortunately, you still haven't learnt from when you threw the sun, and burn your hands in the process. (-1 roll)
Roll to dodge!2: You're minding your own business, trying to convince the fish that a little distance between the two of you can't hurt, when a flaming spear pierces your body. The fish immediately puts out the fire, but it still hurts like hell. (Wounded)
>Self-Evolve, gaining the powers of The Prototype, Alex Mercer. Biomass GO!
5(-1): After having observed German Flower Youkai evolve, you try applying the same to yourself and manage to turn yourself into a prototype.
>reforge infinity into the mightiest butter knife the world has every seen
6: You take Infinity's dead body and melt him down before reforging him into the greatest butter knife that the world. There is no butter that your knife cannot cut.
>Haven't you heard the news? True teams require 5 persons, at least. Combine with the 3 closest people!
1: You disentangle yourself from GuardianTempest, apologizing to his body for desecrating it.
>Become an expert troutologist. Turn all abuse Dormio is going to give and cause to me into a big, tasty trout fillet with blue cheese and mashed potatoes, and consume it.
5: You master the art of troutology within the span of a few hours. Your teachers call you a natural. You take all the abuse Dormio planned for you in this update into what is quite possibly the most delicious trout in the world. Then you eat it. And it tastes great. (+1 roll)
>Revive as a dino warlord general and then go on a rampage to destroy every living thing.
4: You try to possess the strongest dinosaur that you've raised, but find that its mind is too small to accomodate you.
> Since we don't have enough of the dolls left, recruit the fairies and dinos to my cause for WORLD DOMINATION!
5: You may have lost a large portion of your doll army, but that is of no matter to you. With ActionDan out of the picture, you simply assimilate his dinosaurs into your army and utilize the fairies that joined you earlier. You think your forces may be even stronger than before. (+1 roll)
>Now that we have Youmu, it's time to stop taking it easy. Create an incident!
6(+1): You've waited long enough. It's time to have some fun. You tell Youmu to recreate the spring incident. No sooner than when Youmu leaves, Reimu marches up to you with an angry look on her face. "What are you doing?" Reimu starts throwing needles in your direction.
Roll to dodge!6: You manage to catch every single one of Reimu's needles and send them all flying back at her. Reimu's surprised face while she falls to the ground is so cute. But it's not going to get in between you and your incident. Nothing is.
>Give up on life.
5: You're just dying to experience something new. Quite literally. You leap off a cliff and brace for impact. When you wake, you find yourself on the bank of a large river, and a boat seems to be approaching you. You rather like this new area. (+1 roll)
>Abuse Admin powers from doppelKilga's shell: Change J.O.B's name to Gob Bluth.
4: You've managed to retain some of your admin powers through a proxy, so why not have fun with them. You change JOB's name to Gob Bluth.
> Use my powers of the Void to rip the space-time fabric and prevent my earlier death so I can cause a paradox. :V
5: You are the void, and simultaneously, you are not the void. You're too busy trying to deal with your own contradictions to cause any more.
>Cockblock Purvis/doppelKilga from changing my name.
1: You give Purvis your full blessings in changing your name to Gob Bluth.
>Roll a 3 or less for this action.
3: You feel like you've wasted an opportunity here. (-1 roll)
> Press Escape to respawn and recover my corpse.
6: You press the 'escape' key and respawn at your nearest town. You tag along with some random adventurer whilst he travels until you find your body again and are able to reclaim all of your loot.
Pesco has reentered the game!> "The Blackest Night falls from the skies,
the darkness grows as all light dies,
we crave your hearts and your demise,
by Bob's Black Hand,
the dead shall rise!"
1: You reject Bob's call to the darkness. Even if you were to rise once more, you don't think that you could handle being a vessel of Bob's darkness.
> Poke Shadoweh's body with a stick.
3: You rise early from your nap just to poke Shadoweh's body with a stick. You think Shadoweh starts moving when Dormio steps on her. She goes still again. You woke up from your nap for this? (-1 roll)
>If no hapless tourists are going to stumble onto the lab, instead wait for some falling debris from the lab's eventual decay to hit the big red clone activation button
1: Your lab would never decay, it is the greatest lab in existence. Your chest fills with pride as you think about how wonderful your lab is... Until you realize that this brings you no closer to finding a way to activate your cloned doubles.
>Find that catfish from earlier and give it some FALCON PUNCHBURNING FISTS OF JUSTICE
2(+1): You decide that it's time to apply the training that you received from Meiling. You search for the giant catfish and punch it with your burning fists of justice. The fish, rather agitated by its masters attempts to leave it, attacks you in return with much more force.
Roll to dodge!1: You aren't so lucky this time, and the fish is in no mood to laugh along heartily with you. You are crushed.
Smashy has lost the game!>Meditate over coffee and cigarettes to achieve existentialist enlightenment
6: After having dropped out of every subject you picked up and having your near death experience, you decide to partake in the simple pleasure of coffee as you meditate. You think about what you're doing, what you want to achieve in life. And then you realize that it doesn't really matter. You don't need to live up to anyone's expectations but your own. If you believe there to be meaning in your actions, then there is meaning in your actions. It's rather simple, once you think about it.
> Use a max revive on myself.
2: Of course! You just need to use that max revive you kept for situations like this. You reach into your pocket, only to find that you have no hand to reach with.
>Fly to the moon
1(-1): The last thing you want to do is to leave the dirt that Yuuka has taught you to worship. You hug the earth.
>Show that bitch who's boss by killing that witch. Collect Grief Seed afterward.
2(+1): You launch your counterattack and feel all of your hits connect cleanly. There's no way that a normal human should be able survive your barrage, and sure enough Marisa begins to fall to the ground. As she falls, she looks up at you and points her Hakkero in your direction with the last of her energy. "Final... SPARK!" (-1 roll)
Roll to dodge!3(-1): You leap out of the way as fast as you can, but it's still not enough to completely avoid the spark. The spark clips you and this is more than enough to inflict significant damage on you. (Wounded)
>FIND RABBIT THAT MADE CONTRACT WITH PAPER_TOMOE.
4(-1):
It takes far too much effort, but you manage to find the rabbit that made a contract with Paper Tomoe wandering around in the forest. (-1 roll)
>Perform a drive-by bite/wedding combination on Reisen.
3: You drive by Reisen and perform your own conversion/wedding combination ceremony. You're fast enough that Reisen has no idea what just happened. Unfortunately, you can't stop as fast and crash into a nearby wall. (-1 roll)
> Please let me squeeze your boobs! And by yours, I mean everybody's.
2: You're surrounded by breasts to squeeze, and you have the speed to get everything done relatively quickly. The problem is you have no idea where to start and, in your confusion, you reach for your own breasts. Pity you don't have any. You feel rather depressed.
>Begin an underground village.
1(+1): You try as hard as you can to create a village underground, but anything you create with your void powers disappears almost instantly. Perhaps you should stop trying to create something from nothing.
> Build a Gay Bar that hosts text adventures/dating sims, for science.
5: You decide that having just a museum is not enough, and dip into your funds to build a gay bar that hosts various text adventures and dating sims. It's hugely successful. (+1 roll)
>Put on black gloves, Fightest demands it.
3: You have to listen to Fightest, you need to get those gloves on. You force commands into your body, you put on black gloves. Not even death itself can stop you. Unless it manages to stop you, which it just did.
An enraged DevilJho is about to attack! Roll to dodge!Dormio- 3: You've just finished restoring your computer to its former state when a wild DevilJho steps on and crushes it. You're mad. Very mad. (-1 roll)
Hero999- 4(-1): Your fairy empire scatters to escape from the DevilJho. It's rather annoying to see them all run off like that, after you put all that effort into gathering them. (-1 roll)
Marokuu- 3(+1): You're too deep underground for the DevilJho to chase you.
Kilgamayan- 1: The two Mystias both come running towards you and reach you at the same time. The pair look at each other with a confused look on their face before the Mystia on your right grabs your arm and pulls on you. The other Mystia does the same and soon the Mystias are playing tug of war, with you as the rope. Unfortunately, you're nowhere near a match for the strength of the two Mystias, they are youkai after all, and your body gives.
Kilgamayan has lost the game!German Flower Youkai- 2: Yuuka fires off a warning spark at the DevilJho to keep it from approaching her garden. Unfortunately, she drops you in the process. (Wounded)
GuardianTempest- 6: You go on a complete rampage, attempting to crush anyone and anything in your path.
Conqueror- 1: You're too busy laughing at Dormio's suffering to notice the DevilJho breathing heavily behind you. When you do turn around, you do to see a pair of large jaws. You wonder if this was how German Flower Youkai felt.
Conqueror has lost the game!Evans in Blunderland- 1: You continue living the life of a NEET, playing the latest Monster Hunter game on your PSP. You think your volume settings might be busted, because that DevilJho sounds a lot louder than it should. And was it always that dark outside? You take a peek outside to see a large foot coming down to crush you.
Evans in Blunderland has lost the game!Schezo- 6(-1): You pull out another of your weaponry, a flaming greatsword, and swing it at the DevilJho until it goes away.
Youkai Jesus- 1: Unfortunately, you're still in the middle of evolving when you're attacked by the DevilJho. You're absolutely helpless as the DevilJho devours you.
Youkai Jesus has lost the game!DrRawr- 5: The DevilJho is no match for your newly formed butter knife. You even manage to cut away a chunk of the DevilJho to convert into exotic bacon. (+1 roll)
Zengar- 4: You're lucky you unfused with GuardianTempest, the extra bulk would have made it that much harder to run away.
Tapsa- 6(+1): You tear a chunk of the DevilJho's flesh and convert it to trout. You don't know how practical this is, but it feels great.
DollS- 6(+1): With your new army, you repel the DevilJho with ease, and manage to rip off several chunks of its hide which you use to improve your remaining dolls.
yuyukos- 5: You simply 'borrow' a few of Reimu's Yin Yang orbs and launch them at the DevilJho to scare it off. Again, nothing is going to get in the way of your incident.
Zakeri- 4(+1): You're nowhere near the others and manage to avoid the DevilJho as a result.
Purvis- 2: You step out of the crack to get some fresh air after having messed with JOB's name. Pity the DevilJho happened to be passing by and stepped on you. (Wounded)
Squawkers- 6(-1, Wounded): The World Fish fights on your behalf and, powered up by the fact that it's protecting you, easily defeats the DevilJho. Once it's done, the fish comes back and gives you a big hug. (+1 roll)
Pesco- 1: You celebrate your resurrection and how you managed to grab all your gears without incident. You're in the middle of shoving potions back into your belt when a DevilJho rams into you.
Pesco has lost the game!Kitten4u- 4(-1): You try going back to your nap. You still feel rather disgruntled that you woke yourself up for nothing. (-1 roll)
Dorian G.- 1: Having attained enlightenment, you sit in the grassy plain, completely at peace with the world. You don't even notice that you're actually lying on the grass, and that you've been stepped on.
Dorian G. has lost the game!Sanrisa Laser- 2: You sit up after having recovered from Yuuka's 'education', only to be forced down to the earth by something large stepping on you. Good thing you're used to this by now. (Wounded)
Paper Tomoe- 3(Wounded): You valiantly defend the forest's fairies from the DevilJho's assault, but find that due to your injuries from fighting with Marisa, the only way to ensure the forest's safety is to sacrifice yourself in one last ditch attack. You focus your entire life energy into this one shot and fire at the DevilJho. The shot resembles a Master Spark. You see the DevilJho run off after your attack, and you close your eyes, knowing that you've done your job.
Paper Tomoe has lost the game!Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer- 5(-1):
You continue to follow the rabbit you tracked here into a hiding spot. You and the rabbit watch as the DevilJho rampages about the land.Sourfang- 1(-1): You're slowly transforming back into your human form to recover after having crashed into a wall when a passing DevilJho decides that you'd make for a good meal.
Sourfang has lost the game!PX- 4: You outrun the DevilJho with ease.
Amraphenson- 6: You check out what's happening on the surface through the void, and there appears to be something interesting going on. You decide extract and store the essence of the DevilJho into the void. Who knows when it might come in useful.
Hanged Hourai- 4(+1): The fans of your newly constructed museum and gay bar throw themselves at the DevilJho, so that the museum and gay bar may be saved. You're touched by their dedication to your establishments. (+1 roll)
