Space Fairy Quest - The Legend of the Red Shirt (Complete)

[Yaersulf]

>Well, if they're hidden all the way down here and we haven't seen them anywhere else, they must be special!
>Pick up one of the prototypes and work out how to make it asplode things (holding it around the right way is optional).

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Well, if they're hidden all the way down here and we haven't seen them anywhere else, they must be special!
>Pick up one of the prototypes and work out how to make it asplode things (holding it around the right way is optional).

>You pick up the closest weapon and aim it at the nearby wall. Now how do you work this thing? Maybe you press this button-
*ZWIP!*
The gun fires a gluey globule, which floats through the air at a slow and gradual pace. Eventually it hits the wall, where it bursts and clings tight to the metal surface.

[Fightest]

> Here's an important question: do we attain the powers of the things that we eat?

[Kilgamayan]

I didn't actually think that would work. .-.

If we're going to keep getting it, then I think we should probably be sporting about it and only use it as a gag solution.

EDIT: No pun intended.

[FinnKaenbyou]

> Here's an important question: do we attain the powers of the things that we eat?

> You never put any points into Blue Magic, unfortunately. It seemed way too gimmicky to you when you were setting up your stats.

I didn't actually think that would work. .-.

If we're going to keep getting it, then I think we should probably be sporting about it and only use it as a gag solution.

EDIT: No pun intended.

(I felt like sending you down to the arsenal and then not giving you a way in was sort of a copout, so. Feel free to make as much or as little of Expendable's culinary ability as you like.)

[LaserTurtle]

>Poke the sticky.
>Its so sticky!
>wait, are we stuck to it?

[Yaersulf]

>Pocket a few of the pineapple-things for later, we've eaten enough recently.

[O4rfish]

>Can we use danmaku?

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Can we use danmaku?

>Danmawhat now?

>Pocket a few of the pineapple-things for later, we've eaten enough recently.

>You give them a quick taste test before stashing them away. A lot harder than you were expecting.
[Got: 3 x Metal Pineapple]

>Poke the sticky.
>Its so sticky!
>wait, are we stuck to it?

>Ehehehe, so sticky-eh?
>You're not just stuck to it - it actively drags your finger further into the goop. Between this and the cupcakes, you have a really bad track record with sticky stuff.

[Yaersulf]

>Try to pull our finger out.
>If it doesn't come out then pull harder!
>If that doesn't work then try and trade a pineapple for our finger.

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Try to pull our finger out.
>If it doesn't come out then pull harder!
>If that doesn't work then try and trade a pineapple for our finger.

>Nnh!
>NNNNNNNH!
>You offer the sticky a pineapple in an attempt to trade with it. It gladly takes your offering, but your finger remains rather stuck. Now that's just plain greedy. >:<

[Fightest]

> Eat the thing. Along with the pineapple. Avoid our finger.

[FinnKaenbyou]

> Eat the thing. Along with the pineapple. Avoid our finger.

>As a seasoned eater, you know the bloodlust that comes with a challenge. If you start eating you can't guarantee you'll stop until the whole meal is finished, your finger included. These are the sacrifices that come with your art.

[Hello Purvis]

>The trick here is to be smarter than the ooze. For instance, if we can generate a pile of sparklies on the floor with our wings, it will be torn between letting go and holding on and missing out.

[Yaersulf]

>Pout at it.
>Shout at it.
>Clout it.

[FinnKaenbyou]

>The trick here is to be smarter than the ooze. For instance, if we can generate a pile of sparklies on the floor with our wings, it will be torn between letting go and holding on and missing out.

>Oh man, that's a great idea! You're so smart.
You flap your wings a bit, forming a small pile of shinies at your feet. You beckon towards them with your other hand as an invitation to the ooze.
It refuses. This thing clearly has no taste.

>Pout at it.
>Shout at it.
>Clout it.

> =<
> YOU LET ME GO RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO BRING OUT THE HOSE. DO YOU WANT THAT? OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
> You use your entire hand to try and smack the glue. It stays firmly in place, but the pineapple you lodged in shakes about a lot. Hey, look, the pin fell out of it!

[Fightest]

> Man, that is a low-quality pineapple. Take out a pin from another pineapple and replace the missing one, that should do it.

[Hello Purvis]

>Afterward, chuck the newly pinless pineapple aside. We'll fix it once we've gotten this mess dealt with.
>Tug, tug. "You know you aren't going to get sparklies like this later. I wouldn't pass up this deal!"

[LaserTurtle]

>Consider the hazards of eating the sticky.
> Attempt to negotiate calmly with the sticky in its native language. Something like "squelch squelch gloop"?

[FinnKaenbyou]

> Man, that is a low-quality pineapple. Take out a pin from another pineapple and replace the missing one, that should do it.

> You can't set a bad impression on the goop if you want it to agree with you! You quickly pull the pin from pineapple #2 and use it to fix pineapple #1.

>Afterward, chuck the newly pinless pineapple aside. We'll fix it once we've gotten this mess dealt with.
>Tug, tug. "You know you aren't going to get sparklies like this later. I wouldn't pass up this deal!"

>You toss the thing away into a distant corner of the room. It lands close to all of the other pineapples. Maybe no-one will notice it?
>The goop seems impressively resistant to your charms, even when you give it a small sample of the sparklies as a taste test. This might be the toughest sale you've ever made.

>Consider the hazards of eating the sticky.
> Attempt to negotiate calmly with the sticky in its native language. Something like "squelch squelch gloop"?

>There are no hazards beyond the fact you may lose your ability to count to ten. (Nothing a quick death wouldn't fix.)
>Your gloop is a bit rusty, but you try your best. "Bloop shlip gghk blll?"
>No response. Now it's just being rude.

>Hey, is that pineapple you threw away beeping? You don't remember pineapples doing that before.

[O4rfish]

>Moe power activate: puppy dog eyes!
>"Oh please let me go, Goop-san!"

[LaserTurtle]

>Is the beeping pineapple out of reach? Man that's the worst.
>It's like when you can't reach your alarm clock when it wakes you up so you can't tell it to shut up.
>Yell at it. You're trying to have a civil conversation with sticky stuff here!

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Moe power activate: puppy dog eyes!
>"Oh please let me go, Goop-san!"

>C'mon, have a heart! Even if you're just a mindless pile of icky goo. :<

>Is the beeping pineapple out of reach? Man that's the worst.
>It's like when you can't reach your alarm clock when it wakes you up so you can't tell it to shut up.
>Yell at it. You're trying to have a civil conversation with sticky stuff here!

>Hey, pineapple! Keep your beeping to yourself, or I'll have to come over there and-
KABOOOOOOOOOOOM

>Man, you really hate it when you're trying to have a discussion with someone and they just blow up in your face.

>There are no longer any pineapples in the room, but there is a large crater where they had been. Pretty much all the racks have fallen over, sending the guns all across the floor. One of the water guns has landed at your feet within reach.

[Kilgamayan]

> Are we hurt?
> Are we still stuck?

[Hello Purvis]

>"See, that's why you need to let go, Goopy."
>Nab that gun and give it a look. Maybe it will show Master Belch here that we mean business.

[FinnKaenbyou]

> Are we hurt?
> Are we still stuck?

>You're alright. You were on the other side of the room from the explosion.
>Sadly, the wall on your side of the room is much more intact than the wall on the other side. If only you'd held on to that pineapple...:<

>"See, that's why you need to let go, Goopy."
>Nab that gun and give it a look. Maybe it will show Master Belch here that we mean business.

>Goopy refuses to give up on his grudges. You wonder if he has any friends. Probably not.
>You pick up the Mk. V Megasoaker - you know that's its name because it's emblazoned in massive letters down one side. A quick pull of the trigger makes it fire a tiny squirt of water.

[Yaersulf]

>Soakinate the Goop!

[Fightest]

> If that doesn't work, goopinate the soak.

[FinnKaenbyou]

>Soakinate the Goop!

>You fire your water gun like a cold-hearted drencher. The goop makes some unhappy burbling sounds as it slides down the wall, leaving both your hand and the pineapple free to move. You pick it up, restocking back to 2 Temper-Tantrum Pineapples.

>There are still guns lying around the ground, but most of them are broken now. The glue gun looks like it's still in working order. Overhead you can hear the sound of chugging steam and fairies squealing, along with the hammering of a wrench.

[Yaersulf]

>Investigate the wall that got asploded.