Yeah hi, Crystal City Beth Israel Hospital? Room for one, please. What? Yes. Yes, that's right. I'm booking a room. November 18th. Yes, non-smoking. Uh huh. Yeah, he's going to foot the bill. What's the problem? Oh. Right. Face trauma from falling down due to walking on obscure Japanese footwear that technically can only be worn by mythical beings that can fly, thus they don't need to walk in the-
hello? Hello? They hung up... weird.