Hi my name is siki eiki 'green ranger' yama'xanadu and I have medium forest green hair (that's how I got my name) and dark blue eyes like the bottom of the sea and a lot of people tell me I look like yuka kazami (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the dragon god but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a yama but my face is smooth and beardless. I have pale white skin. I'm also a judge of the dead, and I go to a magic afterlife called Higan in Gensokyo where I rule over it for the sixtieth year (I'm seventeen thousand). I'm a touhou (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Kourindou and I buy all my judgement sticks from there. For example today I was wearing a blue dress with matching ribbons around it and a black cotton skirt, white ribboned socks and black mary janes. I wasn't wearing lipstick or foundation or eyeliner OR eyeshadow because makeup are for whores. I was walking outside Higan. It was snowing and raining so Komachi was slacking, which I was very unhappy about. A lot of sinners stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Siki!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Byakuren Hijiri!
"What's up Byakuren?" I asked.
"Nothing." she said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!