I let a couple friends play the PCB Extra today.
HEAVEN OR HELL
ROUND 1
-Hmm, I might as well give it a try. I've never played Touhou, but I love it.
-Don't move at first. Wait.
-What? Aa.. aarg!
-Streaming.
-What is that? Oh, that's over- aaah!
-They're not aiming at you. Don't m-
*pshwiiing
-Ah, I died. Ah- what?
-Bomb. Bomb, damn you, b-
*spoon
-Dang it. Um, what- hey!
-Move slowly so you don't fill the screen with bullets.
-But how do I-
*death
ROUND 2
-Okay, I haven't played Touhou like a month. Let's see...
-Str- If you move like that they fill the screen with bullets!
-Yeah, sure, I know that NOW.
-The second wave isn't aimed at- wwatftwlook! Stop zipping around the screen!
-I can't help it! (Sits at bottom of screen.)
-Stream.
-What?
-Streaming.
-I can't-
-You have to stream. That way you can graze for score.
-I prefer survival over score.
-You're not going to survive if you don't stream.
-No.
-Just do it!
-Shut up!
*game over
/Friend 2 tries Phantasm and is raped in exactly twenty four seconds
/I run a demonstration and get to Princess Tenko before the bell rings with 2/3
Friend one
needs to lrn2focus
Friend two
Needs to lrn2deathbomb lrn2stream lrn2panicbomb lrn2collect lrn2micrododge...