Marisa has finally revealed her identity as a trap! Look at how affectionate she is towards Reimu!

What the hell has happened to me...? 2LC of PoDD normal with Marisa. But you know what is AWESOME? From the second part of the ending on, I more or less understood the entire ending. It's not exact, but here's the gist of it:
Marisa: Yo yo yo, I've come to chill with mah main mad miko!
Reimu: Wassu-WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Marisa: This? This be mah new homey. I got her off some red chick. She's the rad rocket Mimi, ICBM mothafucka.
Reimu: Rocket? That ain't part of mah vocab. Give me the 411 on this shit.
Marisa: I ain't got the slightest clue either, chill man. ...BUT ISN'T IT THE CUTEST THING YOU EVER SAW? SO KAWAII DESU NE! ^________________^
Reimu: I guess...maybe...?
Mimi: KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN <3
HAPPY END
Congratulations, you've just spurred on a new phase of gangsta Utsuho.