- Field testing fried eel for past week. No noticeable changes in health. Maybe you have to wear it on your face overnight Face now greasy, smells like eels.
- Drink-off between tengu and oni. Found a few of each willing. But what to drink? Options: beer, sake, wine, barley whisky. Whisky in question toxic, causes blindness in frogs.
- Cirno shocked, outrage over mysterious rash of blind frogs.
- Kaguya sent her third messenger rabbit this week asking about an article on her Lunarian stuff. May have to write something after all. Possible angles include:
-- World's Ugliest Flag spotted at Eientei
-- See drawings of clothing pathetically weak humans need to walk on the Moon.
-- Moon peaches or Earth peaches - which tastes better? All the peach trees in Gensokyo are dead. Story? (Can anyone get peaches anywhere else? Who? Where?)
- NEW feature section for paper. Should be investigative articles more interviews gossip. About who*?
- Talk to Suwako/Kanako about monkey-in-the-middle game with Sanae. Wow, "no comment" would have been fine. So rude. Now face smells of eel and frog.
- Surveillance of Sanae and co. ongoing. Sanae still unable to locate missing frog hairclip. REMINDER: Put frog hairclip in conspicuous place near Suwako/Kanako.
* Suwako, clearly jealous of Sanae's accessories.
- Hakurei Shrine hit by streamer bandit again! This is BIG!! R.H. says she has bigger story, will disclose in exchange for squashing this story. This better be good.
- Why would people make a clock that doesn't even work? Maybe ask Rinnosuke how to use it Maybe not a good idea.