Author Topic: DEFCON Mafia Thread 2 (Game Over) (Read 72407 times)

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #390 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:26:15 AM »

You know, it's funny, I was actually originally going to kill Dan N4 when he first outed me as the SK as a giant "fuck you".
But then, I realized that Dan's plan could work in my favour and provide me an opportunity to win.
So I took it. Like NNR said a while ago, you really were playing towards my wincon.
Thanks Dan!

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #391 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:26:52 AM »

And, there we have it, a new page!
A fresh start! A clean slate! A new beginning!

Guys I think Zakeri has to be the scum.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #392 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:27:37 AM »

Massaca? Zakeri? Where are you guys?
Go pick your poison already.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #393 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:29:02 AM »

Wait, Massaca, you live in Australia?

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #394 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:32:24 AM »

Massaca, buddy, I know that your heart is already prepared for the choice that you have to make.
Just close your eyes and believe.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #395 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:33:02 AM »

Just believe and you'll see the face of ActionDan enter your mind and you'll know that you want to nuke it.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #396 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:33:55 AM »

Trust me, if you're trying to envision a scenario where town can win, there isn't one.
I've thought long and hard about the scenario I've created and it's really just between Dan and I.
And you know that I should be the real winner here.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #397 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:39:53 AM »

If you really don't want to nuke Dan for some reason, you can nuke Zakeri instead.
I'll nuke Dan in your stead!

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #398 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:40:56 AM »

I wonder if I can get another page like this...

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #399 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:43:54 AM »

Still I have to have something to say. Or do. Maybe.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #400 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:46:16 AM »

I dunno. I think my random train of thought is ending.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #401 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:46:38 AM »

Or, maybe, it's just the beginning?

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #402 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:47:16 AM »

After all, I have complete free reign here!
It's up to Massaca to stop me!
And he can do it by nuking Dan!

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #403 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:48:29 AM »

Also I'll take a moment here to give praise to my lord and saviour: Bledibleh.
Without the profound wisdom and infinite moe that Bledibleh has graced me with, I couldn't have won this game.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #404 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:53:19 AM »

Just nuke Dan already. You know you want your fellow Australian to win.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #405 on:** April 01, 2013, 12:55:18 AM »

Or... perhaps... you're thinking of nuking me?
You're going to stab me in the heart and tell me that this exchange was a lie?

Quote from: Ran Yakumo on March 25, 2013, 03:43:15 AM

ilu

Quote from: Massaca on March 25, 2013, 03:43:30 AM

:blush:

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #406 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:00:36 AM »

If you're hoping for a no lynch so that I nuke Dan before the no lynch and then you nuke me so that Zakeri can win, this is impossible.
After all, you can't launch your nuke during the night since you can't post at night.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #407 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:01:29 AM »

Not that the timing would ever work out anyway since the nuke takes 48 hours to land and I can nightkill so...

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #408 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:02:12 AM »

Also, poor Conq. In both of his games the scumteams have outted themselves.
Well Dan outed me this game but I'm not technically scum so whatever.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #409 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:03:00 AM »

>6 members and 1 guest viewing.
>The only content is me posting for the past couple of hours.
>mfw

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #410 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:03:42 AM »

Now it's 7 members. What the hell?

ActionDan · « **Reply #411 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:04:24 AM »

Massaca can't nuke anyone. He's dead. You killed him.

Everyone is probably just waiting around and probably taking bets on how long it will take Zak to actually come in and vote you

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #412 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:06:28 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on April 01, 2013, 01:04:24 AM

Massaca can't nuke anyone. He's dead. You killed him.

Nobody knows how to read, huh?

Quote from: Conqueror on March 26, 2013, 04:08:42 AM

Fail Safe - Courtesy of Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. If you are targeted by a player with a nuclear launch, you automatically launch a nuclear weapon targeting the player targeting you. If you are killed by the stealth bomber, you may make a single post in the thread containing only the words Nuke: [PLAYERNAME] up to 48 hours after your death. Your launches cannot be recalled or prevented.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #413 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:07:33 AM »

Besides, even with Zakeri, why would he vote for me?
He's still got to make a choice on whether or not he wants to lose to me or you, and losing to me is clearly the superior option.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #414 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:10:29 AM »

But, see, look. Dan just demonstrated how little he knows about this game.
How would you feel to lose to that?
I mean he never posts and all he does is try to play the setup instead of the game.
And you're going to reward him by letting him win?
I don't think that anyone in their right minds would do that.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #415 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:11:01 AM »

And since I have time anyway, I might as well voice my complaints that I was going to post in the postgame.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #416 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:16:57 AM »

So firstly, PX.
PX got pretty mad earlier about being called terrible.
Well, let's face it PX, your performance in the past couple of games has been terrible.
You provide very little contribution to the game and then you lash out when you're voted for it.
If you repeat this pattern every game, how to expect people to take you seriously?
I understand that you have school and work late and that might leave you with very little time to play mafia.
But if that's the case, if mafia really is too much to take on in conjunction with what's going on in your life, you really should replace out or something.
You know that you've lurked it out a lot, so you've earned yourself this reputation.
If you want to be taken seriously again, raging isn't the way to accomplish it.
You're going to have to just play good games and build up a better reputation.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #417 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:17:41 AM »

DrRawr.
I know that you have a pretty good thoughts process, but much like PX, it means absolutely nothing if you can't communicate it.
Just fucking post jesus.

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #418 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:34:49 AM »

I'm going to ##Vote: Actiondan on the basis that we probably should have lynched him day one.
Congrats Dormio :toot:

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #419 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:36:42 AM »

Danke. Also.