Author Topic: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS) (Read 219992 times)

game2011 · « **Reply #960 on:** June 26, 2013, 07:43:10 AM »

Just a simple countryside village with nothing special whatsoever...

What if Reimu and Marisa are sworn enemies?

Kosachi · « **Reply #961 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:07:37 AM »

Then Reimu and Sanae would become the dynamic duo, and fight the master spark firing monochromatic witch.

What if Solid Snake snuck into Gensokyo?

Zoriri · « **Reply #962 on:** June 26, 2013, 01:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Kosachi on June 26, 2013, 11:07:37 AM

Then Reimu and Sanae would become the dynamic duo, and fight the master spark firing monochromatic witch.

What if Solid Snake snuck into Gensokyo?

Then everyone would begin fireing at the funny box with a red "!" over it. And also:
Kanako: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

What if Princess Inada wasn't scolding Minoriko?

draganuv15 · « **Reply #963 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:42:05 AM »

Quote from: Zoriri on June 26, 2013, 01:14:57 PM

Then everyone would begin fireing at the funny box with a red "!" over it. And also:
Kanako: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

What if Princess Inada wasn't scolding Minoriko?

She'd be scolding Shizuha. (Sorry my funny is off today

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What if Hina invited you to play Poker?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #964 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:51:03 AM »

I'd join, though I would lose though due to that ONE ability of Hina.

What if Nitori met Miror B. from Pokemon Colosseum?

Blue · « **Reply #965 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:09:23 AM »

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 01:51:03 AM

I'd join, though I would lose though due to that ONE ability of Hina.

What if Nitori met Miror B. from Pokemon Colosseum?

A whole new meaning will be given to "disco machine".
Then Iku will show up and challenge Miror B. to a disco contest.

What if Mokou learned how to Falcon Punch?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #966 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:25:31 AM »

Then shit would insta burn.

What if... Kaguya had quit being a NEET?

Rei Scarlette · « **Reply #967 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:54:57 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on June 28, 2013, 05:25:31 AM

Then shit would insta burn.

What if... Kaguya had quit being a NEET?

Okay, so she quit being a NEET. Now instead of playing videogames all day, she creates them. (shhh, dont tell anyone, but... she also gives her favorite character an unfair advantage over whoever she thinks Mokou is likely to pick)

Now I guess my question will add on to this. What if, while playing a few (un)friendly matches of said game, Mokou found out that Kaguya unbalanced the characters on purpose?!

Kosachi · « **Reply #968 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:45:24 AM »

Quote from: SirBlueberry on June 28, 2013, 05:54:57 AM

Okay, so she quit being a NEET. Now instead of playing videogames all day, she creates them. (shhh, dont tell anyone, but... she also gives her favorite character an unfair advantage over whoever she thinks Mokou is likely to pick)

Now I guess my question will add on to this. What if, while playing a few (un)friendly matches of said game, Mokou found out that Kaguya unbalanced the characters on purpose?!

She would probably have Keine erase all traces of the game ever being created, thus likely reverting Kaguya to her usual NEETy self.

What would reactions be (on both sides) if touhou(s) were to go to a stateside convention?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #969 on:** June 28, 2013, 12:12:21 PM »

Japanese probably curious, Americans questioned (except diehard fans).

What if Touhou was made by an American? AND contained the same cast.

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #970 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:05:31 PM »

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 01:51:03 AM

What if Nitori met Miror B. from Pokemon Colosseum?

YES, I LOVED THAT QUESTION.

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 12:12:21 PM

What if Touhou was made by an American? AND contained the same cast.

Stereotype warning:
Then they'd be even more shot-happy than usual, and drink vodka instead of sake.

What if Tewi played the Pokemon games?

game2011 · « **Reply #971 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:33:58 PM »

Hacked Pokemon, hacked Pokemon everywhere...

What if Reimu goes to the Moriya Shrine, punches Sanae across the face really hard, and then walks away, all without saying anything or making a single sound?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #972 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:58:22 PM »

Quote from: game2011 on June 28, 2013, 01:33:58 PM

What if Reimu goes to the Moriya Shrine, punches Sanae across the face really hard, and then walks away, all without saying anything or making a single sound?

This makes me think of a scene from Mass Effect 2... lol

Everyone stays away from Reimu for the rest of the day, since it is obvious she is in a very bad mood...

What if the Bermuda Triangle is actually a gigantic gap that opens whenever Yukari falls asleep?

Zoriri · « **Reply #973 on:** June 28, 2013, 02:10:04 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 28, 2013, 01:58:22 PM

This makes me think of a scene from Mass Effect 2... lol

Everyone stays away from Reimu for the rest of the day, since it is obvious she is in a very bad mood...

What if the Bermuda Triangle is actually a gigantic gap that opens whenever Yukari falls asleep?

Then Amelia Earhart is actually Remilia Earhart.

What is Remilia met the vampires from Twilight?

Kosachi · « **Reply #974 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:15:03 PM »

She would laugh excessively for at least twenty minutes... Then proceed to show sparkle pants who's boss.

What if the Moriya Shrine and Hakurei Shrine collaborated to make a single massive shrine in the hopes of a complete faith monopoly?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #975 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:27:29 PM »

Quote from: Kosachi on June 28, 2013, 03:15:03 PM

What if the Moriya Shrine and Hakurei Shrine collaborated to make a single massive shrine in the hopes of a complete faith monopoly?

This alliance would end because Reimu would take all the donations for herself and Kanako would take almost all the faith (saving a little bit for Suwako.)

What if Patchouli stole books from Marisa?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #976 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:40:29 PM »

Quote from: Zoriri on June 28, 2013, 02:10:04 PM

What is Remilia met the vampires from Twilight?

Do you mind if I answer that, too?
Cause I made a story about that, along with the Rumia Trigger one

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 28, 2013, 03:27:29 PM

What if Patchouli stole books from Marisa?

Marisa would probably just steal them back.

What if Star Fox found Gensokyo... and danmaku was reflectable by barrel rolling?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #977 on:** June 28, 2013, 06:03:55 PM »

They would be surprised about most of Touhous looking different to people they seen before. Also, I would spam Barrel Rolls and the bosses would be pissed.

What if the Touhou games only had a Easy mode?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #978 on:** June 28, 2013, 06:11:16 PM »

Two possibilities:

A, Easy is the game's easy difficulty. People make patches to make the game harder if they really want that.

B. "Easy" is the game's Lunatic difficulty. The game winds up in the same vein as IWBTG.

What if Megaman wound up in Gensokyo? (Gee, I'm really reaching with my questions, aren't I?)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #979 on:** June 28, 2013, 06:42:39 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on June 28, 2013, 06:11:16 PM

What if Megaman wound up in Gensokyo? (Gee, I'm really reaching with my questions, aren't I?)

He will ultimately lose to Reimu when she unveils her latest spellcard: "Uber Hax Sign ~ Critical Existence Failure"

What if Reimu and Marisa had to travel back in time and team up with their PC-98 versions in order to solve an incident?

K+ ~ Bake-Danuki · « **Reply #980 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:25:06 PM »

Wouldn't that cause problems with the timeline because they would be meeting themselves?

What if Byakuren Hijiri would've forced Nue to become Buddhist?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #981 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:54:03 PM »

Byakuren would die before that happens, if not, then Nue would regret being Buddhist.

What if all forms of alcohol and drugs were banned in Gensokyo?

Kosachi · « **Reply #982 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:57:10 PM »

Anarchy.

What if Yukari went to sleep and never woke up?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #983 on:** June 28, 2013, 08:07:45 PM »

She would have some sort of disorder or something.

What if ROHL (Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor) was canon and/or an official Touhou game?

Zoriri · « **Reply #984 on:** June 28, 2013, 08:16:30 PM »

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 08:07:45 PM

She would have some sort of disorder or something.

What if ROHL (Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor) was canon and/or an official Touhou game?

Then ZUN was either drunk off his ass or not nearly drunk enough when making it.

What if Patchouli uses the Harry Potter books to come up with new spells?

Bang Jan · « **Reply #985 on:** June 28, 2013, 08:36:35 PM »

Then she would merge worlds.

What if Batman visited Gensokyo?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #986 on:** June 28, 2013, 09:02:22 PM »

He would have a relationship with Remilia, SOMEHOW.

What if Gensokyo was infected with Blorbs? (Play M&L 3 to know what that is)

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #987 on:** June 28, 2013, 09:14:38 PM »

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 09:02:22 PM

What if Gensokyo was infected with Blorbs? (Play M&L 3 to know what that is)

Yuyuko's an even BIGGER fatass than usual then, and Marisa gets blamed for the incident, since it's a result of weird mushrooms.

What if Sword Art Online X Touhou? (Yes, I just started watching that)

K+ ~ Bake-Danuki · « **Reply #988 on:** June 29, 2013, 02:23:24 AM »

Then ~~all~~ most characters would be dead, maybe including Kirito (I forgot his name, I think)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #989 on:** June 29, 2013, 03:43:25 AM »

Quote from: K+ ~ Bake-Danuki on June 29, 2013, 02:23:24 AM

Then ~~all~~ most characters would be dead, maybe including Kirito (I forgot his name, I think)

Please add the next "What if?" so other people have something to answer. Thank you.

Author Topic: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS) (Read 219992 times)

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