Author Topic: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS) (Read 219997 times)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #900 on:** June 10, 2013, 01:25:27 AM »

Quote from: ShiroiMahotsukai on June 09, 2013, 09:37:17 PM

What if the Youkai Mountain became a Youkai Hill

Then The Scarlet Devil Mansion would be a red Condo, The Forest of Magic would be the Shrubland of Magic, and the Great Hakurei Barrier would be an Insurmountable Waist-High Fence.

What if Lavos or another member of its species emerged in Gensokyo?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #901 on:** June 10, 2013, 07:42:43 PM »

Then this. I made it long ago...

What if someone emerged in Gensokyo with the power to shrink anything?

Raikaria · « **Reply #902 on:** June 10, 2013, 07:58:41 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on June 10, 2013, 07:42:43 PM

Then this. I made it long ago...

What if someone emerged in Gensokyo with the power to shrink anything?

~~Don't we already have Suika? She can kinda do that.~~ Reimu would very quickly shrink any hopes they have of being 'above' her. With needles and danmaku.

What if Suika was actually sober all along?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #903 on:** June 11, 2013, 12:18:32 AM »

Then what the heck is in that gourd?

What if Touhoumon X Fire Emblem?

Ikari · « **Reply #904 on:** June 11, 2013, 12:31:16 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on June 11, 2013, 12:18:32 AM

What if Touhoumon X Fire Emblem?

Player: Okay, now Futo, you'll pair up with Rumia.
Futo: ...But why...?
Player: SO YOUR CHILD CAN HAVE GALEFORCE YOU IDIOT, NOW MARRY HER ALREADY D8
Futo: BUT I'M NOT COMFORTABLE AROUND RUM-
Player: I SAID MARRYYYYYYYYY

And thus many many many OP Touhou characters were born.
And they all had galeforce.

What if Reimu gave her gohei to Marisa, who gave her broom to Sakuya, who gave her knives to Reimu?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #905 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:28:43 AM »

Quote from: Ikari on June 11, 2013, 12:31:16 AM

What if Reimu gave her gohei to Marisa, who gave her broom to Sakuya, who gave her knives to Reimu?

Reimu, now in possession of a bottomless bag of knives, will begin to sell them endlessly for money (until Sakuya finds out).

What if the humans in the Human Village obtained Magitek Armor?

game2011 · « **Reply #906 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:04:49 AM »

Kappas become rich from selling, repairing, and upgrading them. People also don't call Reimu to solve incidents as often as before, because they can do it themselves now with these armors. Because of this, she conspires to destroy all these armors in order to "get her job back". Since the kappas don't want this to happen, they fight Reimu to prevent this from happening, and humans who side with the kappas fight against her as well. Now Gensokyo is in a state of mess... What has science done?!?!?!

What if the truth behind Shinki and co. not showing up again is because Alice betrayed and killed them all?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #907 on:** June 11, 2013, 07:10:02 PM »

They come back to haunt her when she visits Yuyuko.

What if Kyuubey decided to try Gensokyo for its mission of destroying entropy? (I FREAKING HATE KYUUBEY, by the way.)

ToyoRai · « **Reply #908 on:** June 11, 2013, 07:57:42 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on June 11, 2013, 07:10:02 PM

They come back to haunt her when she visits Yuyuko.

What if Kyuubey decided to try Gensokyo for its mission of destroying entropy? (I FREAKING HATE KYUUBEY, by the way.)

If some stuff has to believe, Kyuubey cannot make contracts with Touhou cast since they are magical girls already (even few of them being witches).

What if Kasen tried to destroy Youmu's spirit half?

Zoriri · « **Reply #909 on:** June 11, 2013, 10:51:26 PM »

Quote from: ToyoRai on June 11, 2013, 07:57:42 PM

If some stuff has to believe, Kyuubey cannot make contracts with Touhou cast since they are magical girls already (even few of them being witches).

What if Kasen tried to destroy Youmu's spirit half?

Then Youmu would be either fully alive or half dead. (Or Youmu would have cut off her fake arm before she could.)

What if Marisa actually returned a book to Patchouli for once?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #910 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:10:08 PM »

Quote from: Zoriri on June 11, 2013, 10:51:26 PM

What if Marisa actually returned a book to Patchouli for once?

This.

What if X Parasites started infecting the inhabitants of Gensokyo?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #911 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:22:26 AM »

Then Nue wonders why everyone else is shapeshifting... And promptly makes an army out of the things.

What if Cirno could summon Celsius?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #912 on:** June 13, 2013, 03:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on June 12, 2013, 12:22:26 AM

What if Cirno could summon Celsius?

Spoiler:

Both of them cast Icicle Fall. Cirno casts it offensively and Celsius casts it defensively. This doesn't matter since Cirno's blind spot is still there and Celsius is not using hers to attack, leading to Reimu bashing both on the head with her Gohei.

What if Cirno was merged with the SA-X?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #913 on:** June 13, 2013, 04:37:38 PM »

In that case, Sanae had better ACTUALLY know how to use a damn Power Suit since the SA-X can take a lot and would be hard to stop since it just shoots directly.

What if Okuu got her hands on Samus's Power Suit? What about if Nitori did?

ErASeR MOdER MAxiMUM · « **Reply #914 on:** June 13, 2013, 11:15:27 PM »

What if Touhou characters actually looked like their ZUN art?

Like, Gensokyo is actually a land of physically-deformed mashed potato girls and everything ZUN drew was completely accurate.

draganuv15 · « **Reply #915 on:** June 13, 2013, 11:18:44 PM »

Quote from: Angel Mode on June 13, 2013, 11:15:27 PM

What if Touhou characters actually looked like their ZUN art?

Like, Gensokyo is actually a land of physically-deformed mashed potato girls and everything ZUN drew was completely accurate.

Kaguya would still be the prettiest. Also to answer Cybeast's question; Nitori would probably modify it to fire cucumbers!

*shot*

What if ~~my waifu~~ Kaguya were to walk into your bedroom?

ErASeR MOdER MAxiMUM · « **Reply #916 on:** June 13, 2013, 11:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Endless Hunger on June 13, 2013, 11:18:44 PM

What if ~~my waifu~~ Kaguya were to walk into your bedroom?

I would call the police on both of you.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #917 on:** June 14, 2013, 04:04:13 PM »

Quote from: Angel Mode on June 13, 2013, 11:22:31 PM

I would call the police on both of you.

If you're posting here, please put down the next question so that other people can have something to answer.

ErASeR MOdER MAxiMUM · « **Reply #918 on:** June 14, 2013, 07:32:14 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 14, 2013, 04:04:13 PM

If you're posting here, please put down the next question so that other people can have something to answer.

Oh, I forgot. Sorry about that. :ohdear:

What if the reason why everyone looks the way the do is because ZUN was hoping for a claymation adaptation of his games?

Juubi Neion · « **Reply #919 on:** June 15, 2013, 01:33:25 PM »

Quote from: Angel Mode on June 14, 2013, 07:32:14 PM

What if the reason why everyone looks the way the do is because ZUN was hoping for a claymation adaptation of his games?

Then we're going to need a lot of clay.

What would happen if Yukari was actually 17?

Hatateru · « **Reply #920 on:** June 15, 2013, 02:37:41 PM »

She'd have to go to high school.

What if Titans attacked Gensokyo?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #921 on:** June 15, 2013, 04:06:21 PM »

They'd be very confused when Suika started beating the tar out of them.

What if the main character from Braid met Sakuya Izayoi?

chirpy13 · « **Reply #922 on:** June 15, 2013, 07:40:02 PM »

Then she'd have 3 braids wwwwwwww

What if Genji was actually a girl and started having baby turtles and then the pond got too full and turtles started running everywhere and broke Reimu's donation box and Reimu couldn't afford to pay the rent for her shrine because no more donations and then her landlord forecloses and Reimu is left homeless? Where would she go? What would she do? Also, the aforementioned question also poses other very important questions, such as "Who is Reimu's landlord?" "Why didn't Reimu just get a mortgage on the shrine?" and most importantly "How did Genji reproduce if (s)he is the only turtle in Gensokyo?"

ShiroiMahotsukai · « **Reply #923 on:** June 15, 2013, 10:31:53 PM »

Genji was actually a plant-girl-turtle and reproduced via cuttings. Reimu realises that the foreclosure was a fairy prank and she's been supporting them with fake rent for years. Great Fairy Wars then has a sequel "The Revenge of Reimu". In order to pay for her shrine and donation box Reimu uses the reward for rendering Gensokyo temperarily Fairyless and sets up a baby turtle charity (Genjaid) with promises to enlarge the pond so they don't die and using surplus money for home improvements.

What if the Myouren Temple became a Nighclub?

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #924 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:05:28 AM »

Quote from: ShiroiMahotsukai on June 15, 2013, 10:31:53 PM

Genji was actually a plant-girl-turtle and reproduced via cuttings. Reimu realises that the foreclosure was a fairy prank and she's been supporting them with fake rent for years. Great Fairy Wars then has a sequel "The Revenge of Reimu". In order to pay for her shrine and donation box Reimu uses the reward for rendering Gensokyo temperarily Fairyless and sets up a baby turtle charity (Genjaid) with promises to enlarge the pond so they don't die and using surplus money for home improvements.

What if the Myouren Temple became a Nighclub?

Shou would dangle from the ceiling, rotating the pagoda for lighting effects, Byakuren would be the life of the party, and Murasa would be the bouncer. No one messes with the anchors.
Nazrin is obviously the DJ.

What if the Taoists were actually Transformers?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #925 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:19:00 AM »

Seiga would be Optimus Prime.

What if the art for the official games were all made by Tasofro (The people who made the fighting game art).

Kosachi · « **Reply #926 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:24:58 AM »

Then the Buddhists are Decepticons!

What if Kogasa is neither the girl or the umbrella?

Juubi Neion · « **Reply #927 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:39:52 AM »

Then someone must have been sharing mushrooms with Marisa.

What if every fan character was real, and just got eaten by Yuyuko before they could actually interfere with incidents?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #928 on:** June 17, 2013, 03:37:58 AM »

Quote from: Juubi Neion on June 16, 2013, 01:39:52 AM

What if every fan character was real, and just got eaten by Yuyuko before they could actually interfere with incidents?

Yuyuko would, for a few hours, be full.

What if the Saigyou Ayakashi and Exdeath are the same entity, or what if both were born from the same parent tree?

game2011 · « **Reply #929 on:** June 17, 2013, 03:47:54 AM »

Since Yuyuko's body is buried underneath the former, her spirit is also mixed with the evil spirits that compromises of Exdeath. Therefore, we can conclude that the Saigyou Ayashi,Yuyuko, and Exdeath are all the same person. This would also explain why Yuyuko's stomach is a "void" and that she can eat a lot.

What if Miko successfully converted people to Taoism by behaving cutely to win them over?

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