What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)

[Raikaria]

Then she'd melt them down and make a necklace. Which would be ten times more powerful.

What if Kokoro used Majora's Mask?

The Lunarians would be in for a shock visit to the 'impure' Earth.

What if Nue actually WAS an alien?

[Zoriri]

The Lunarians would be in for a shock visit to the 'impure' Earth.

What if Nue actually WAS an alien?

Then the UFO extra stage would have the same plot of "Alien", except with alot more lolis.

What if Yuyuko found her body buried under the Saigyou Ayakashi?

[Raikaria]

Then the UFO extra stage would have the same plot of "Alien", except with alot more lolis.

What if Yuyuko found her body buried under the Saigyou Ayakashi?

We would have a serious problem with the soul-stealing cherry tree waking up.

What if Youmu was a full ghost?

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

What if Youmu was a full ghost?

She would no longer have the advantage of having half of her a (somewhat) separate entity.

What if The Combine found Gensokyo during the Seven-Hour War?

[Unfortunate]

She would no longer have the advantage of having half of her a (somewhat) separate entity.

What if The Combine found Gensokyo during the Seven-Hour War?

It would be the Seven-Minute war as the Combine beat a hasty retreat back to their own dimension.

What if ZUN retired from Touhou?

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

What if ZUN retired from Touhou?

The entire fandom would be like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

what if Utsuho caused an underground Supernova?

[Rei Scarlette]

The entire fandom would be like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

what if Utsuho caused an underground Supernova?

That would be the REAL cause of global warming!

What if someone ripped Miko's shiny new cape? (accidental or intentional, your choice)

[ToyoRai]

What if someone ripped Miko's shiny new cape? (accidental or intentional, your choice)

That would cause the second greatest CHARISMA BREAK next to Remilia

What is Mokou was half.-phoenix and Keine had the spirit of hakutaku?

[Cybeast710]

Aren't they already?

What if Professor Oak was kidnapped and Nue tried to pose as him? Yeah, I'm bored...

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

What if Professor Oak was kidnapped and Nue tried to pose as him? Yeah, I'm bored...

She would be annoyed to death by (Warning, contains strong language, read at own risk)

Spoiler:

GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK

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What if all the EX Bosses were merged into a single entity?

[Ikari]

What if all the EX Bosses were merged into a single entity?

Then "U.N. Fantasia Reaches for the Native Hartmann Alien of Futatsuiwa" would play as you would try to dodge "Ripples of Life, Fujiyama's Mishaguji Roses and Genzanmi Yorimasa's Pompokolin".

What if Koishi cosplayed as Satori and vice versa?

[an unmatched sock]

What if Koishi cosplayed as Satori and vice versa?

Orin would be thoroughly confused, and Utsuho would think that Satori got a lot more laid back, while Koishi suddenly became irritable. And visible.

What if Gensokyo discovered the glory of bacon?

[Rei Scarlette]

Orin would be thoroughly confused, and Utsuho would think that Satori got a lot more laid back, while Koishi suddenly became irritable. And visible.

What if Gensokyo discovered the glory of bacon?

We'd get a Pig Youkai next game. An angry Pig Youkai. Danmaku includes brown muddy puddles, and extra-curly pink lasers.

What if, for whatever reason, Okuu found Marisa's mini-hakkero and shot out a Nuclear-Powered Master Spark?
and how much charisma was broken when half of the SDM happened to be in its path?

[Hatateru]

Boom! Chireiden is the new SDM and Satori takes over the job of charisma breaking all the time because Remi retires.

What if Remilia, Yukari, the Watatsuki sisters (and other Gensokyo big shots) are unamused by Toyosatomimi's claim to be the emperor of the universe?

[GuardianTempest]

Because she is Emprah of the Universe, she would send legions and legions of devout Taoists to prove it to them and Gensokyo undergoes a dark metamorphosis.

What if there is this one little girl in Tokyo who piously believes in Kanako, so much that she inadvertently summons her?

[Kosachi]

Then there would be onbashira EVERYWHERE!

What if Unzan caught a cold?

[game2011]

In a surprise turn of events, he's actually very "soft" at sneezing, so Koishi still has the powerful sneeze in Gensokyo, and maybe even the whole universe.

What if Byakuren's idea of stopping Taoism from spreading in Gensokyo is to go to Miko's mausoleum and beat up everyone there?

BTW, glad to see that the answers are becoming funnier!  Please keep up the good work!

[Hatateru]

She'd have a whale of a time beating up the Taoists, even more so if she manages to rally all the older youkai powerhouses in Gensokyo to help her show them who's boss.

What if Komachi were to beat up Miko or Futo for their "fake" immortality (like what she did to Tenshi)?

[ToyoRai]

What if Komachi were to beat up Miko or Futo for their "fake" immortality (like what she did to Tenshi)?

Every one wold be surprised her going after two people, especially if she doesn't fall asleep-

What if Meiling and Byakuren would fuse together?

[Hatateru]

Shaolin kung fu and arhat boxing all the time. ByakuMeiLing would be the best kung fu master of all time.

What if Patchouli meets Kokoro?

[Kosachi]

What if Patchouli meets Kokoro?

It would create an emotional void so large, it would make a black hole destroying Gensokyo!

What if Youmu went on strike and stopped feeding Yuyuko?

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

What if Youmu went on strike and stopped feeding Yuyuko?

Logically, Yuyuko would have some Myon for dinner.

What if Yukari met her polar opposite?

[Zoriri]

Logically, Yuyuko would have some Myon for dinner.

What if Yukari met her polar opposite?

A Black-haired human boy who never sleeps and has the ability to manipulate openings instead of boarders? +1 Shikigami for Yukari.

What if Miko and Byakuren switched places for the day?

[Hatateru]

Assuming that they hate each other, they'd self mutilate themselves.

What if Fast & Furious Gensokyo style?

[Darkness1]

Assuming that they hate each other, they'd self mutilate themselves.

What if Fast & Furious Gensokyo style?

Then Aya would Illusionary Dominate everyone.

What if Hata no Kokoro got the majoras mask?

EDIT: That's what I get for not checking the previous pages :I

[ShiroiMahotsukai]

Wasn't that the last question on the previous page?

Nevertheless. The Union of Creepy Mask Salesmem would call up their guy in Gensokyou and one unfortunate Miko would be sent on a quest to retrieve it before a great calamity would befall the land in three days. Through her journey dialague would be one way and any creature defeated would drop a mask that let her have even more special powers. Eventually the Silent Miko and her fairy assistant would confront the Mask atop the SDM's clocktower (amid irritated protests from the mistress) and fight to save the world. Then everyone has a party.

What if Gensokyo hosted the next Olympic Games?

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

What if Gensokyo hosted the next Olympic Games?

Gensokyo natives would win all the gold medals.

What if Yukari never existed?

[Cybeast710]

If Imperishable Metamorphosis is anything to go by, Gensokyo never existed and all the youkai died out, because she is the one who created it.

What if Touhou X Pokemon Colosseum?

[ToyoRai]

What if Touhou X Pokemon Colosseum?

Touhoumon Colosseum? Plot of TH14 with Pok?mon?

What if some one in Gnesokyo opened up an opera house?

[ShiroiMahotsukai]

No-one would ever doubt Reimu's involvement in the incidents again. Because they will be played out by semi-competent singers each night of the week until everyone can recite them by heart.

What if the Youkai Mountain became a Youkai Hill