Sega. We would break in to fort Knox and steal the gold...why? Cause Sega is EVIL! And also do other EEEVIILL acts such as:
Form the group EVIL (Every Villain Is Lemons) with doctor DOOOOOOOOM (ALSO known as Fred Phelps), clone Hitler (Twice!), and open presents before Christmas.
But then we would get beating up and sent to jail by batman, escape Shawshank Redemption style, but get killed by morgen freeman and his bro Gorden freeman for being homophobic assholes. (I am NOT homophobic in real life).
,,,,,,,Or Yukari, but she would probably troll me and my family and friends intell i died horribly from a gap prank and reap me with her gaps. Still, better then working for Fred Phelps.
What if Yukari and Yuyuko were lesbians and accidentally give birth to a child?
What would the child be like and what would Youmu, Ran, Chen And Reimu think about this?