>YACHIRU
"Yachiru." Cirno suggests.
"I'd rather not," Yukari replies. "Connecting many different worlds at once is a bit of a hassle. Are you sure?"
"Why did you bring her along?" you ask.
"She's one of the few residents of Gensokyo that knows more about pokemon than me," Yukari replies.
"Yep I'm the smartest."
"She's also disposable."
"HEY!"
> MOKOU
That way we can fight ourselves with the same pokemon and give it contradicting commands until it violently explodes.
"Mokou can't be the main character, because I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER. ME." Cirno declares to the heavens as much as she does to yourself and Yukari. "Mokou will have to be my rival."
"Did you really have to invite her along?" you ask.
"Kind of. Mind tracking how many times she dies for me? I'd like a benchmark for my studies." Yukari replies.
>YUKARI
"Yukari!" Cirno happily squeels.
"Ohoho... that can be arranged."
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1041273/-1girl-blush-cosplay-fusion-koopeex-kyurem-lowres-[/nsfw]
Cirno promptly hides behind Mokou.
>Wonder about the gender of our rival.
>Picture our rival as a being a transsexual.
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/226657/1girl-blonde_hair-eyeball-eyes-fabulous-formal-gap[/nsfw]
> NEET
"How about the NEET princess," you suggest.
"Oh, you know she'll hate it. Camping outdoors for months at a time, far away from civilization and her electronics." Yukari explains, then cracks a sly grin. "But there's no way she could ever refuse the real thing to play with her computers."
Parser note: currently a 4-way tie.
All NSFW because Danbooru is easy but NSFW.