Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III

[MMX]

Previous thread

Let's continue sharing our touhou derps and amazing fuckups!
No rage, plz! Take it easy, or go tho the current rage thread

Let's try to pull EoSD extra no-bombs with Marisa A yeah!

Deaths to Philosopher Stone, Cranberry trap, Laevatein, Kagome Kagome and nonspell after Starbow Break. Capturing the rest including Maze of love from the bottom with Marisa
Well, i feel like skilled enough to pull this, but need some practice to recall how to do things, i guess.

[xForeverFanaticx]

ah fck. I absolutely HATE that fairy just before Patchouli... Need to figure out some way to make my life easier... Question: How did you EVER get a death on Laevatein? O.o

Oddly enough, I once managed to capture all of Patchy's cards as MarisaA. Weird.

EDIT: @@ Tried it again. Got to Starbow Break. I can't micrododge with marisa for Maze of Love... So I must learn the right way O:

For the fairy just before Patchy, I've decided to dodge in the corner rather than plan out power drops for screenclears (just do that before the fairy comes to clear it of the old bullets).

[MMX]

ah fck. I absolutely HATE that fairy just before Patchouli... Need to figure out some way to make my life easier... Question: How did you EVER get a death on Laevatein? O.o

Oddly enough, I once managed to capture all of Patchy's cards as MarisaA. Weird.

EDIT: @@ Tried it again. Got to Starbow Break. I can't micrododge with marisa for Maze of Love... So I must learn the right way O:

For the fairy just before Patchy, I've decided to dodge in the corner rather than plan out power drops for screenclears (just do that before the fairy comes to clear it of the old bullets).

Both fail to Laevatein and micrododging MoL were lulz out of nowhere :V As for pre-Patchouli fairy i recommend stand under her as high as possible, so you get some space behind you to retire. And after dodging every wave - try to move higher for same reason. And of course it's better to anticipate where she'll throw next wall and don't panic while avoiding it.

P.S.: Behold my new epic failure in EoSD extra No comments on this

@Naut: I just thought the old thread is about to reach the limit, while noone posting in it. And i've got a new derp to share, so why not to start a new thread with it. But okay, i've got your point.
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[Naut]

It's not a race to create a new thread. Please wait until the old thread is locked to create a new one.

[Byaaakuren]

Ran into an arrowhead in the beginning of stage 5, ending my run :derp:

[Elysia]

I love getting hit by Swallowtail Butterfly before the lasers even appear.

Seriously, what.

[Zil]

This thread tends to be funny, so I'll get involved here. And what have I done recently?

7 consecutive deaths and game over to LFS! On Hard mode! It's true that I was paying no attention, but wow. I should've kept the replay.

[Byaaakuren]

Lost final life to Byakuren's first Spell Card because I decided to run into a bullet

Spoiler:

On Easy Modo

[Silent Harmony]

You know Youmu's 2nd nonspell? The one were you stand still and then only tap once to dodge all 3 waves of bullets and knives?

Apparently I didn't tap hard enough.

[Phlegeth]

I can't use Reimu in UFO, I had the worst stage four run ever.  I enter it without dieing on the previous levels.  I then proceed to die twice before even reaching Murasa and then to each nonspell.  Got smacked with a anchor not even two seconds into the spell card.  Although on the brightside I did manage to capture the other two spell cards.

[Erppo]

I don't get the title.

[Makai Butterfly]

I don't get the title.

It's a reply to the original title "Derp Thread [III] Cave Edition." They're just saying that Touhou is harder.

As for my derp moment of the day, I JUST NOW realized that Sakuya's Misdirection spell card is basically entirely aimed, so if I don't move an inch until she stops firing, I can just tap to bypass everything.  WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS UNTIL NOW!?  I was always going from one side of the screen to the other to be ready for her when she reappeared on the opposite side, causing the kunais to go everywhere.  THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER!  :toot:

[MMX]

I don't get the title.

The alternative was "I've so totally dodged this!"

[MTSranger]

Captured VoWG and Source of Rains in the same run.
Died once to opener, 2nd spell, 3rd spell  :derp:

[チソウ タイゼン]

TD Lunatic

> LET US SPIRIT-WHORE YUYUKO

fwooooosh

> WAIT, WHAT WAS HER FIRST CARD AGAIN

[Byaaakuren]

>Dies to Nitori's last card
>Nitori explodes
>Realizes he forgot to pick up the power items
>Enters Stage 4 with less power

[strangedudemeh]

Well, I stopped playing for about 2 months (I kinda lost interest to the games and has other stuff to do) but today I was bored, so I launched EoSD... and of course failed.  :V I died on Stage 2 and continued on Stage 4. But on a plus note, I almost perfected Remilia (except Red Magic, but that's no surprise, as I always fail at it, and some other spell, whose name I forgot)

[pineyappled]

Did I seriously just die to Chen on normal modo?

 :persona:

[MTSranger]

Dropped more than 4 life pieces in stage 4 - so much for working hard to summon red UFOs!

Only 2 pieces, actually, but still doesn't change how derp it is.

[Formless God]

Welp, I died on the last phase of Nue's last spell.
It was a perfect run up to that point.

[Desu_Cake]

Playing TD.
Reached the start of stage 5 with 4 lives.
Lost all 4 lives before reaching Futo.
:getdown:

[チソウ タイゼン]

> enters Mysterious Snake Show

hmmm I wonder if playing as sanae makes this any harder- my history as Reimu is like 5 / 5 on this so I don't see why

> pichuu~un

WHAT

[Drake]

ahahahaha i've been playing ufo lunatic so long that i'm actually playing worse on hard mode just because of the shift in difficulty

[Zengeku]

I need to post in this thread to stay updated about it so...

Dying twice to Nue's survival is pretty stupid. Especially considering that one of them was running into the laser grid while it wasn't moving.

[BT]

Oh hey there Kogasa how do you feel about my shotgunning you this fine da-

*runs into her*

...

I REALLY need to stop doing this. Happens way to often.

[チソウ タイゼン]

Oh hey there Kogasa how do you feel about my shotgunning you this fine da-

*runs into her*

...

I REALLY need to stop doing this. Happens way to often.

*circles right around the first part of shizuha's nonspell
*plans to come down on other side
*misjudges horizontal position
*slides against the left side of her hitbox

[MMX]

Today surely isn't a good day to play touhou.
I feel like a noob, who's just unlocked EoSD extra, dying to everything from deathfairy to books and cant get to Flandre without derps :fail:
And thhen i thought: "Screw this! Let's do a regular run with bombs to get further and practice her last spells!" But i gameovered on Catadioptric

[DeltaSierra4]

These threads indeed look more interesting and fun to read...
So, after not playing danmaku games for about 6 months, I felt like getting back on the game... Did worse in all games (e.g. dying on 1st stage of TD on normal mode, keep hitting fairies where I shouldn't) except for PCB (always died out on 3rd stage on normal mode) because I made it to stage 5 without dying once -- possibly by luck, because I lost all my 7 lives to Youmu.

I guess my fail of the day: Running into youmu's bullets when they turn white and slow down in her spell cards (I think it was "Fasting of the Young Preta") - I confused them with Reisen's spell cards and thought I could just walk into them.

[Chuckolator]

Trying out SanaeB in UFO because I've never used her before, start doing a Normal run.

6 lives, 2 bombs at beginning of Murasa.
3 lives, 1 bomb at end of Murasa.
3 lives, 0 bombs at beginning of Shou.
Game over at second nonspell.

I'd have bombed a lot more if these things were actually hard instead of just clippy and stupidity-prone.

[MMX]

What could be more awesome than perfect EoSD extra stage part, enter Flandre 4/3 with over 80 mln and die to her first nonspell?

Of course - die to Laevatein too! :V

Wtf is wrong with me today? I captured Cranberry Trap and Starbow break in the same sun.