Serious stuff here:
Amid Stuffman's and Strafe's requests to move all donation chests into a centralized building, I'm making plans to extend that community centre of mine to accomodate this over the next few days.
Also, ATM I'm working on some custom death messages for use with ServerEvents - they can get integrated by appending the parts between <death_enabled=true> and </death>. Sadly, there is nothing for specific items, void, or wolves.
Adventures in absurdity go again! We'll backtrack a few days to start with:

Hey, at least it's a recolour.

Oh no, the Komachi sleeping party begins.

Now it becomes Left 4 Death.

How the.....

Eirin practices Dhalsim-style yoga?

All aboard the Mini-AFK Express!

If you need any proof of the mobs being able to spawn behind the wool centre, here. (Mobs spawn in light level 7 and below - use minimum levels here as the 'current' value is borked on non-roofed areas

First action on the anti-crack abuse campaign!

My tower seems to have a new use as a retirement home.
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Now we forward to yesterday's events.

Sleeping near the AFK express works except the bed gets violently disrupted if someone's riding a cart passing by.

This works better, somewhat.

As does this.


I then opt to make floating bunk beds above the rail. It works! ...except....

...if you are in the bottom, another is on top, and you decide to get out, well, you clip right through the bed and the person above. The latter also will seem to get pushed off from his view, but others see him still on the bed.

Same for Strafe.
Of course, this also resulted in some...peculiar (and possibly questionable) scenes, which as a safety precaution I'll just post links without thumbnails to.
First-person view,
This is more disturbing once I realized what BSoD had on.
Flaming cart! Strafe smited Sunny and ended up inadvertently igniting it. Subsequent attempts to light more failed.

Strafe: 'FOR-WARD GLORIOUS CART!'
Then we headed northward, near puremrz's whale for some diving, and later Sunny got the idea to make a giant dirt/ladder pillar to jump off of, and then land at a certain square of water. A few pranks on that device and then she ragequit, welp, :V
I ended up shooting a FRAPS video of what we did (albeit I started late); I'll have that up later.