Anyone ever heard of it? No?
The original "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"For anyone who doesn't want to watch a newgrounds video, the basic premise is...
"What if EVERY CHARACTER from EVERY FRANCHISE got together for one bloody free for all over a large area? Who would win?"
The ONLY person who could manage such a feat, in my opinion, is Yukari.
Hence this: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. It would be Yukari's biggest incident, her last hurrah, before she passed on... Taking the multiverse with her, since everyone would die in the tournament.
This song is Alternate Universe, obviously.
I haven't even gotten to the Ultimate Showdown yet in writing, just the reasoning. <--- On paper, that's true. However, I wrote quite a bit more than I had on the original paper.
Also, the tune of the original was mostly a rap, with the chorus having an ACTUAL tune. As such, I've attempted to emulate that style.
(MOST of which is situationally convenient and really not true, but hey, you get to hear Touhou vs. Street Fighter vs. DC Comics vs. Marvel Comics vs. Smash Bros vs. EVERYONE from EVERY show, game, or movie ever!) I could ACTUALLY see Yukari doing this when she dies...
And no, teams do not win. If any one franchise is left, they will turn on one another, because as the original states: "And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be?"
Yukari promises a wish to the victor... but she has no intention of granting it.
As of first creating this, I've only written a few lines...
One more thing. I'll accept fan based lines, since regardless of what I do, I WILL miss someone. That's a fact, there are TOO MANY franchises for one guy to know em all. I am WOEFULLY ignorant about most anime, being a gamer. I'm sure some of you know quite a few! That's where you all come in. You make lines regarding character to character interaction that I haven't done yet... but make sure you follow the pattern of the verse.
The whole thing with the ultimate showdown is that when you weed out the weak (Eggman's mass produced robots or every Leeroy Jenkins clone (games pay him an homage with a LOT of characters, and so does TV.)) and non-powered (civilians, anyone who both A: Wields a sword and B: Doesn't have some form of magical protection or divine protection) , who wins is all up in the air! Alliances, backstabbing, gangbanging! So the result is something even I can't predict! Given enough less powerful members, a group can overpower a more powerful member. (Provided they aren't mooks, 5000 mooks would still all be defeated at once by even a less powerful member.)
So without further ado, here's the beginning. (If it's in parentheses, it's editorial remarks)
One day in Gensokyo, Yukari got bored
The Spell Card rules, she went and tore
After the carnage had slightly settled down (The Human Village was hidden during this)
She called together everyone, wearing a frown
Sick of life, ready to pass on
She prepared her biggest EVER con
"Why not take the fight to the outside world?"
The youkai couldn't believe it, Reimu wanted to hurl.
"I've got an idea for my final day,
An idea you'll love, since you'll all get to play!"
"The timing needed needn't be perfect at all.
When I go down, Gensokyo will fall.
Only the strongest youkai have a chance to survive.
For humanity will capture us dead or alive."
"What? This is a total one eighty!"
Reimu shouted, but no one thought it weighty.
"Not at all, Reimu, I have to confess.
I've kept the truth secret but its time you knew the rest."
"For Gensokyo and the outside world are far from alone.
The other worlds are kept apart by Reimu's home.
The keystone of seperaion enchantments it be,
But when I die, those enhantments will rip free."
"We'll all be cast into the outside world.
Lines that were once straight might as well be curled.
So prepare yourselves, and know this.
I offer the victor of this coming clash a wish."
"Why have you not informed me of that?
And my most pressing concern was my hat!"
"Marisa, I'll never understand you sometimes
But I don't much care, she's got me on the line."
The other youkai were inclined to agree,
not knowing a secret about Yukari's greed.
As the facts she had given them were absolute baloney
It was all a big show, she always was a good phony
The real reason this was going to happen at all
was because she knew she would die sometime next fall
"Why should these worlds go on with plenty?
If I go down, I'm taking them with me!"
No one knew the truth about Yukari's plan
By the time they found out, they'd already be stuck in the can.
The can of battle, you see.
A glorious fight it would be.
As the sun rose on the next day
Yukari began to clear the way
All it took was a gap to make the noose
The fourth wall was destroyed, and ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.
Every screen and photo was abruptly destroyed
Decades of memories completely cloyed.
Then the gap opened, and in came the storm.
The Earth was the battlefield on which the multiverse deformed.
First we had Godzilla, stomping around
Then Superman came in and brought him down to the ground
Someone came in, counting: "1, 2, 3"
The Spy from TF2 stabbed him through the knee.
Koishi came out, laughing and clapping.
The Spy and Superman felt like dancing.
The last thing they sensed before their head hit the ground
was the sound of laughter, and then a big pound
Bella and Edward stood back to back
Facing down a big Tengu pack
Jacob came in, trying to reach her
But got stabbed in the back by his pack mate's sister
He turned around on the ground, asking, "Why would you betray me?"
"Leah" smiled, and said "because I'm not her, you baby."
Nue revealed what she truly had become
Then proceeded to danmaku spear everyone
The Twilight coven minus those two were in a plight
Facing off against the youkai of the night
Leading the charge was the Scarlet Devil
She had a personal vendetta against their mettle.
In the back were Rumia and the SDM crew
Flandre held a sign saying "Twilight, you're screwed!"
Elsewhere in the place, good old Mike Tyson
Was back for a round with a few more fightson
When Hong Meiling came up and challenged him to a duel
He accepted and was killed by danmaku, the fool.
He hit the ground next to foes he already beat on
And somehow, in someway, that included Donkey Kong.
The rest of Punch Out had fought him and lost.
Even plucky Little Mac died in his holocaust.
(*pant pant* Geez, this is fun to write, but hard. I've spent the last 40 minutes making this. And this is just the opening! Some of the Touhous will be killed without a victory, but I haven't gotten to them yet. In the meantime, write lyrics about characters I haven't gotten to yet.
Casualties:
Character: Donkey Kong (Killed by Tyson)
Franchise: Twilight Series (TERMINATED BY SDM)
Franchise: Punch Out (All but Tyson and the referee killed by Tyson. Tyson killed by Meiling,)
Character: TF2's Spy (Killed by Koishi)
Character: Superman (Killed by Koishi)
Character: Godzilla
(1st to die: killed by Superman)Character: Mario (Killed by TF2 Spy. If you're wondering where,
who was the ORIGINAL Punch Out's referee?)
What do you all think? Should I keep going?
