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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #420 on: June 27, 2009, 06:02:14 AM »
>Tell Reimu, the floor is now Lava.
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #421 on: June 27, 2009, 06:07:59 AM »
> Introduce face to palm
> Check inventory
> Ask Reimu to join Party (Bribe her if need be)
> Exits?

>You facepalm; perhaps Okuu is watching and envying.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor (disassembled, out of power)
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles (In Mystia's possession)
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Flail of Cirnobyl
>Wriggle's (Spare) Cape (Worn as cape)
>Fireflies in a Jar
>Eel Bezoar
>You ask Reimu to join you. "Naw," she says, "I hardly get any time to myself, what with the time that Remilia tried to unleash nuclear devastation on the surface or the time where Kaguya took over Youkai mountain. Besides, if you get into something you need me to handle, you probably shouldn't have gotten into it to begin with.
>Obvious Exits are west.

>Tell Reimu, the floor is now Lava.

>"Ah fuck!" she jumps. Then gives you a look. "Hey, don't even joke about that. It happened once, and I still have nightmares."

>_

Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #422 on: June 27, 2009, 09:29:19 AM »
> Ask Reimu if your party may enter for tea.

If affirmative, use this as chance to possibly pilfer from the shrinemaiden's abode, as well as try to discreetly blackmail Yugi regarding Mystia's information if the conversation allows.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #423 on: June 27, 2009, 09:30:09 AM »
>Dont do anything

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #424 on: June 27, 2009, 09:35:50 AM »
> Ask Reimu if your party may enter for tea.

>"It'll be awhile before I get to anything like tea," Reimu says. "But Yugi's going off duty soon enough, if you're desperate for company."
>Yugi looks over from her book long enough to give Reimu a dark look.

>Dont do anything

>Man, that gets old fast.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #425 on: June 27, 2009, 09:38:50 AM »
> Pray to Suwako
> Go back to Rinnosuke
> Tell Mystia she belongs to you now (we need her for Yuyuko)

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #426 on: June 27, 2009, 09:46:03 AM »
> Eat pudding

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #427 on: June 27, 2009, 03:32:54 PM »
> Eat muffin

Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #428 on: June 27, 2009, 03:55:36 PM »
> Eat foot

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #429 on: June 27, 2009, 04:55:52 PM »
>Get ye flask
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #430 on: June 27, 2009, 08:29:59 PM »
> Pray to Suwako
> Go back to Rinnosuke
> Tell Mystia she belongs to you now (we need her for Yuyuko)

>You pray that Suwako protect you and bring ruin upon the houses of your enemies. Hopefully through plagues of frogs.
>You make your way back to Rinnosuke's Shop. He regards you with a grin as you enter. "You certain the fear into Miss Nightbug, didn't you? But no matter, you have my item?"
>You inform Mystia of her new position in the universe. She nods mutely, clearly a bit terrified by this prospect.

> Eat pudding

>There is no pudding

> Eat muffin

>There is no muffin. Alas.

> Eat foot

>If you were that flexible, you wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.

>Get ye flask

>The stars are not right.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #431 on: June 27, 2009, 08:42:39 PM »
> Tell Rinnosuke, Mystia has the item.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #432 on: June 27, 2009, 09:07:24 PM »
> Tell Rinnosuke, Mystia has the item.

>"B-but, Red White gave it to you..." Mystia whispers.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #433 on: June 27, 2009, 09:15:51 PM »
> hit yourself, say "Of course i forgot" hand over the item and say your apologies to Mystia

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #434 on: June 27, 2009, 09:30:54 PM »
> hit yourself, say "Of course i forgot" hand over the item and say your apologies to Mystia

>You smite yourself for your foolishness, then hand the Eel Bezoar over to Rinnosuke. He grins, and goes to display it. "A tad late, Mystia, but we shall overlook that. And you, my good connections agent, please enough that Cement Boot. I am certain Miss Reiuji will be most interested in it. And should anything else take you fancy, do not hesitate to ask. I should note that I do accept trade-ins."
>"Th-thank you for your help," Mystia says in a small voice, looking so relieved you momentarily fear she might faint.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #435 on: June 27, 2009, 09:34:04 PM »
> ask for a spade, so we can dig to the underground, also ask for some kind of weapon for Mystia.

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Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #436 on: June 27, 2009, 09:40:57 PM »
>Tell Mystia that, as payment for helping her, she now has to marry you.
The solution to all of life's problems!

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #437 on: June 27, 2009, 09:42:23 PM »
> ask for a spade, so we can dig to the underground, also ask for some kind of weapon for Mystia.

>The store presently has:
>A Hobo Penny, placed inside an Empty Wine Bottle
>The Dwarven Backpack
>Banson's Aria
>Your State ID
>Dinged Up Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap
>A Screw
>Nitori's Panties
>Nitori's Cloths
>An Antique Television with Rabbit Ear style Antenna
>An AOL CD, in the old tin cases they used to use
>An Erlenmeyer Flask
>Yukari's Cap
>Assorted Stainless Steel Parts of Something Mechanical
>A copy of Urquhart's Civil Engineering Handbook (Third Edition)
>Border of Life
>A old can of RC Cola
>A Pin-On Gold Star with an Ideogram
>A ream of 500 Pages of 8x12 paper

>Tell Mystia that, as payment for helping her, she now has to marry you.

>"B-but...I...uh...but..." She looks ready to cry again.

>_

Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #438 on: June 27, 2009, 09:46:12 PM »
>Ask Rinnosuke for the Proton Pack.
>Reassure Mystia that you'll take good care of her as your new wife.
The solution to all of life's problems!

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"For hearts long lost and full of fright, for those alone in blackest night, accept our ring and join our fight... Love Conquers All -  with violet light!"

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #439 on: June 27, 2009, 09:55:12 PM »
>Ask Rinnosuke for the Proton Pack.
>Reassure Mystia that you'll take good care of her as your new wife.

>"An excellent choice," says Rinnosuke. "I may be convinced to let it go in exchange for...hmm...that cape you're wearing."
>Mystia seems to be trying hard not to break into tears again

>_

Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #440 on: June 27, 2009, 10:05:44 PM »
>Grudgingly exchance the cape for the proton pack.
>Tell Mystia that if any ghosts try to eat her, they'll have to answer to you now.
The solution to all of life's problems!

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"For hearts long lost and full of fright, for those alone in blackest night, accept our ring and join our fight... Love Conquers All -  with violet light!"

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #441 on: June 27, 2009, 10:08:20 PM »
>ask Rinnosuke how he came into possession of yukari's cap

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #442 on: June 27, 2009, 10:20:13 PM »
>Grudgingly exchance the cape for the proton pack.
>Tell Mystia that if any ghosts try to eat her, they'll have to answer to you now.

>You acquire Dinged Up Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap
>Mystia nods. It's hard to tell if she's reassured, but every little bit helps, right?

>ask Rinnosuke how he came into possession of yukari's cap

>"Ah, as it turns out, a few weeks ago, I came across an item that Miss Yamano simply could not live without. It was...a little pricey, but I think they exchange was a fair one. she has been looking to buy her cap back, of course, which I am certain she will do in good time, should someone else not take an interest in it."

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #443 on: June 27, 2009, 10:32:46 PM »
>"Yamano?"
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #444 on: June 27, 2009, 10:35:29 PM »
>Ask Rinnosuke what he'd be willing to exchange the hat for.  It'll look good on our new wife~
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #445 on: June 27, 2009, 11:22:06 PM »
>"Yamano?"

>We regret to inform you that description possessed a typo. The responsible parties have been sacked.

>Ask Rinnosuke what he'd be willing to exchange the hat for.  It'll look good on our new wife~

>"It would take something rather valuable. I don't think you'd be carrying anything like that."

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #446 on: June 28, 2009, 12:57:35 AM »
>Ask what this "something valuable" is

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #447 on: June 28, 2009, 01:04:59 AM »
>Ask what this "something valuable" is

>"Why, there are all kinds of precious objects in the world. I am sure you can think of something interesting."

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #448 on: June 28, 2009, 01:10:17 AM »
>Hug our new waifu

>Determine if Rinnosuke wants us to do anything else for stuff.


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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #449 on: June 28, 2009, 01:15:55 AM »
>Hug our new waifu

>Determine if Rinnosuke wants us to do anything else for stuff.

>You hug Mystia! She just sorta stands there and shivers a little.

>Rinnosuke ponders for a moment. "I expect I could send you to acquire something interesting for me. What item do you want, precisely? It wouldn't do to over or under compensate you."

>_