Author Topic: ALWAYS BET ON DUKE (Read 7694 times)

Edible · « **on:** September 03, 2010, 05:33:33 PM »

ALWAYS

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/09/03/controversial-long-awaited-duke-nukem-forever-will-finally-be-released/

Fuck YEAH.

communist unity (comm-unity) · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2010, 05:38:58 PM »

holy shit YES

I told you sons of bitches that it'd happen. Always count on the duke. :smug:

Moerin · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2010, 05:54:47 PM »

I'll believe it when I see it in store. Otherwise I'm still skeptical that it'll be delayed again. >.>

Oh well, if it does ship, let's just hope it's not as big a disappointment as Chinese Democracy was after all that wait.

Solais · « **Reply #3 on:** September 03, 2010, 06:08:30 PM »

http://kotaku.com/5629655/your-first-look-at-duke-nukem-forever-in-action DUKE NUKEM FOREVER VIDEOS (bad quality)

I cannot MOTHERFUCKING believe it!!!!!

13 YEARS DAMMIT!

I don't care if it's SHIT or not, I'll play it, because this is a friggin LEGEND.

Mounting Jaggis · « **Reply #4 on:** September 03, 2010, 06:09:58 PM »

And here I thought Half-life 2: Episode 3 was going to be released first.

Suikama · « **Reply #5 on:** September 03, 2010, 06:25:53 PM »

holy shit what

Mushyrulez · « **Reply #6 on:** September 03, 2010, 06:32:47 PM »

They're gonna go bankrupt next and we'll wait another 10 years :V

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #7 on:** September 03, 2010, 06:52:10 PM »

Holy shit.

I might actually get Super Marisa World 2 now.

Garlyle · « **Reply #8 on:** September 03, 2010, 07:20:41 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on September 03, 2010, 06:52:10 PM

Holy shit.

I might actually get Super Marisa World 2 now.

........you know, today, absolutely nothing would shock me after this. Nothing could.

Mounting Jaggis · « **Reply #9 on:** September 03, 2010, 08:19:15 PM »

Here's a little comic I decided to make about this. I wish my new graphics tablet would arrive in the mail sooner.

Reddyne · « **Reply #10 on:** September 03, 2010, 09:26:46 PM »

Raise your hand if you remember playing Duke Nukem 3-D on your Windows 3.1-equipped computer and slugged through the demo (since you could never hope to get your hands on a copy of the real thing until a decade after its release) where the game played so slowly that you could've sworn you had entered permanent bullet time even though that wouldn't have been invented for another 4 years. Good God, the memories.

I also remember my cousin getting pissed that I was playing it, typing 'dncashman' and holding the spacebar until the game crashed.

Never thought I would see the day. Always bet on Douk.

axman36 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 03, 2010, 10:16:06 PM »

Whoa, this time they're in polishing phase?

I remember about two or so years ago there was some sorta revival and so everyone decided it was now the end of the world... but hey it might actually come out this time.

Ryuu · « **Reply #12 on:** September 03, 2010, 10:24:41 PM »

Duke Nukem Forever will experience unforeseen delays in the form of corporate sabotage that will cause it to shift hands once again. However, in this time, a new engine will release and the team will decide to rebuild the game in the new engine. This will occur in the span of two years.

DNF will release on December 21, 2012.

shadowbringer · « **Reply #13 on:** September 03, 2010, 11:17:12 PM »

Reddyne: I can remember myself trying to "1cc" Normal Mode (Let's Rock!), but got squished in the Hotel's secret room (the one which parodies Indiana Jones). I haven't bothered trying to 1cc the hardest mode, because the enemies respawn after being killed and I don't know if the game was really tested to see if it was beatable in that mode.. and I didn't like the idea of rushing to the stages' end while trying to save ammo :p

These times made me remember about other old and good games too.. Earthsiege, MDK, Death Rally, Extreme Pinball..

[K]KoaMeow · « **Reply #14 on:** September 03, 2010, 11:45:31 PM »

Holy double damn, I think I just cried in joy.

helvetica · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2010, 12:04:57 AM »

Quote from: Reddyne on September 03, 2010, 09:26:46 PM

Raise your hand if you remember playing Duke Nukem 3-D on your Windows 3.1-equipped computer and slugged through the demo (since you could never hope to get your hands on a copy of the real thing until a decade after its release) where the game played so slowly that you could've sworn you had entered permanent bullet time even though that wouldn't have been invented for another 4 years. Good God, the memories.

I also remember my cousin getting pissed that I was playing it, typing 'dncashman' and holding the spacebar until the game crashed.

Never thought I would see the day. Always bet on Douk.

Pfft I didn't even have Windows on my gaming machine. GUIs are for sissies. :smug: