>"Hey, Yukari, can you mess with language borders so that I can understand Pokemon?"
> "Um... Well, I could try, but you probably don't want me poking around your brain. I'm... not much of a brain surgeon," Yukari says. "See, language is one of those artificial barriers, you know, one of the ones that's entirely in your head. Come to think of it... I kind of want to try it now." Yukari starts mumbling, "Note: get Ran to kidnap some fairy volunteers..."
>That would be terrible. You want us to be immortal and insane? Every single animal here is a pokemon.
>Who cares! Myon isn't trustworthy enough to transcribe anyway.
> Hey, you're already immortal, and you have quite a bit of experience with the insane part according to Kaguya. You aren't sure Kaguya's the most impartial judge, but you wonder if decorating your house with her bones was a bit much that year.
>Get our charmander out to help us translate. We should use the guy more anyway since he was our first fiery member.
>Attempt to find out what the hell is up with the Dragonite.
>If they get violent we can educate them on why fire is awesome.
>Yes, plus he's basically part dragon.
> "Now is a pretty bad time," you tell Yukari. "I'll have to call you back."
> "Take care," she says, as you hang up. You send out your Charmeleon, and order him to try to communicate with the dragonite. It begins making a series of barks and growls with what you think is the dragonite leader.
> "Rowr... Urf, urf."
> "Gwouuu," The dragonite responds. "Gwou ru."
> "ruf?"
> "Gwu-huh. Gwou!"
> "Rurf," your Charmeleon says, turning to you. "Grorf rufruf gror."
> Yeah, you didn't catch any of that.
> "Hold on," Kogasa says. "I speak charades. Alright, what's the deal little guy?"
> Your Charmeleon points at the dragonite. "They..." Kogasa says, to Lighter's approval, as he begins pantomining with both arms spinning like a clock. "Clock? Uh... um... Time?" Kogasa asks, the latter receiving the nods of your pokemon. "Time! ok, next word..." she says, as your Charmeleon lies on the ground. "Sleep? pass out? Uh... uh... dead?" Your Charmeleon points at Kogasa and nods. "Ok, time... dead..." she says as Charmeleon motions her on. "Time to die?" Charmeleon shakes its head. "Time after die? Time until die?" Charmeleon nods at the last one. "Alright... They... time until die.... They want the time until we die... They want to know how much time until we die?" Charmeleon claps. "They want to know how much longer we're gonna live!" Kogasa cheers. "Wait, that's rather depressing, actually."
> "They really are like vultures, aren't they?" Nue says. "You know, this would be a lot easier with your Haunter."
> "No," Kogasa says flatly. "No, I do not want him to tell them I taste like chicken and have a bag full of ketchup."
> "Well, maybe your Lucario could use that aura thing? I dunno," Nue says.
>Be the manliest girl ever. Cus that's you, Mokou.
> You like to think it's not that your manly, but that people so rarely see a girl wearing pants in Gensokyo. That must be the reason the fairies get their pronouns mixed up around you, you tell yourself. You would think the bow would be a dead giveaway, but fairies are pretty stupid.
>Find a cat and pet it.
> A cat? Please. Why settle for cat when you could pet a mountain lion!
> You glance through your pokedex, and spot something called a Persian. It's 3 feet tall and weighs 70 pounds. You decide to find one of those things and pet it, whether or not it decides to maul you.
> Right, not the time to be distracted. You look up, and wonder what kind of response to give the dragons above.
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