And, at last, the epilogue. Hopefully you enjoyed the journey...
Chapter 9
Fare...Well?
"Impossible..." was all she could mutter through her shock and pain. Through blurry vision, she could barely make out the image of the very creature she just thought she destroyed. "But...your halo is still over...huh?" She flipped her head to look over to where the broken halo used to be, but nothing was there, not even the faintest shimmer of light to prove it was there. She couldn't tell if the white sleeve on the wall was the one she threw to the side or hers.
"Yes...believe it, Reimu. I have not left yet. However..." the angel turned away. "This may sound...cliche, or perhaps 'sappy', but...you have done it, by your own strength and willpower. You overcame my influence, and triumphed over an agent of heaven. Although I do not have the honor of being the first angel you have defeated, I am still honored that I lost to one such as you. You truly do deserve the title of Gensokyo's defender."
"Uh, yeah...great." The massive creature was still pinning Reimu down, and she was focused almost entirely on not blacking out, and could hardly register her words.
"I'm serious, you know. No ordinary human could hope to best me in combat, even danmaku. If it were not for you, this world would be plunged into my own darkness. Ugh, I'm disgusting myself with how annoyingly kind I'm being right now..." she chuckled at her musings. Another tear streaked down her cheek, and she casually wiped it away with a finger. She stopped herself before she threw the tear to the ground, and stared at it in awe. "It's...clear..."
The creature's three eyes all turned to look at each other, a bizarre, if not rather comical, sight. Suddenly, Reimu felt a massive weight lift off of her chest, and she took a very gratifying gulp of air. She turned to see the entire host of Dark Matter swarm their revived queen, the colored ones first in line. Reimu heard the angel hit the ground and begin laughing as the horde completely surrounded her in a strange embrace. Slowly, Reimu stood to her feet, cracking her back as she rose. "Well, it was fun and all, but I need to get back home, and it's a long trip. So, have fun with your Dark Matter things, and don't try something like that again." As serious as she tried to make her tone, she couldn't help but feel happier. The Dark Matter not infesting her probably had something to do with that. As she began walking towards the door, a wall of the substance opened, showing Jozero sitting on the ground, surrounded by it.
She walked past, awkwardly aware of the hundreds of eyes staring at her as she went. The last battle apparently brought her closer to the door than she thought, and she took a deep breath. Getting back wouldn't be easy, but it was still part of the journey. "Reimu..." She stopped, her hand barely brushing the handle, as she heard her name. She turned to see Jozero floating off of the ground, the rest of her Dark Matter flying behind her, save the three colored ones and Miracle Matter, which spun much less haphazardly. "Don't bother. Now that my plan failed, there's no need for the palace to be way out here anymore. We're bringing it back to the mainland. It would be much easier for you if you would stay until we make landfall."
Reimu's skepticism quickly gave way to weariness, and she smiled. "That...would be great. Thanks."
Jozero returned the smile, even if it was a bit weak.
She probably hasn't exercised those muscles in a long time... "Wonderful." She snapped her fingers, and the orange and purple Dark Matters shifted into human-like forms again. "Illusion, you lead Reimu to the dining hall, and have her seated for tea. Transmutation, alert Izumi and Tearfang that we're heading back to land."
"Yes, madam!" they chorused, the spirit-like one departing literally through the door, and the one with the image of Orange walking towards Reimu.
"Illusion and Transmutation?"
"Of course. What easier way to name them than by what they do?"
"Hmm...but what about the teal one there?"
"Oh, this one is Possession. It is unable to take full physical form like the other two, but it makes up for it by having more powerful danmaku in its natural state. It's able to completely dominate nearly anything's free will, but it won't do permanent damage. The summer youkai will be fine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I will be putting the tea on. I will join you in the dining hall shortly. Illusion, make Reimu feel welcome, and don't be afraid to make conversation."
"Of course, my lady," the lips Reimu knew were hollow responded. The form of Orange turned back to Reimu before clasping her hand. Despite being just an illusion, her grip was surprisingly solid...and soft. "Right this way, Red-Whi-...er, Reimu Hakurei."
"Uh-huh..." she replied. As she was being gently led, she watched Jozero turn to a different door, the entire company of Dark Matter following her like a cloud...no, more like ducklings following their mother, just not in a straight line.
They went through what Reimu remembered as the third door on their left from the main hall, and entered a smaller corridor. In comparison, this hall felt cramped. Luckily, only two doors down was the large, opulent dining hall. One large buffet table dominated the center of the room, with many, many smaller tables scattered about. All were very fancily decorated, no expense spared. Illusion continued to lead Reimu down past the buffet table to a smaller, round table near another door. She pulled a chair out for Reimu, who accepted it kindly, even if it wasn't how she was used to sitting for tea. Illusion took a seat across the table, slightly to the right. She stared at Reimu blankly, her orders fulfilled until Reimu makes some sort of move or question.
She had to admit, even the smaller tables were very fancy. Well-crafted crystalware glasses and utensils lined each eating area, a small candelabra illuminating the table in the center. The white tablecloths looked spotless, even the napkins folded into what looked like a lotus, on each plate. She looked around, noting that some tables, especially near the center, had flowers that apparently had no fragrance. Whether it was a bouquet or candles, each table looked like it was ready for either a very posh gala or a hundred romantic dates. Over the banquet table was a large, golden chandelier, smaller than the one that almost flattened her in the main hall. She hoped this one was locked in place, unlike the last one.
Reimu turned back to find Illusion still staring at her. Before she had a chance to speak, Illusion quickly broke the silence. "Does the dining hall meet your specifications?"
"Well, yeah...it's very nice in here. It's very...formal."
"Very good. Her Highness put great care into designing the room."
"Well, it's nice that Jozero can express herself somehow...never would have guessed it was interior decorating, though..."
Illusion's fake head tilted to the side in confusion. "What do you mean? Lady Jozero is..."
She was cut off as a noise punctured the otherwise complete stillness: the sound of Reimu's stomach growling. "Oh...right, I haven't eaten anything since this morning."
"Would you like for me to order us some snacks?" Illusion offered.
The sudden feeling of hunger intensified at the mention of snacks. "Yes, please! The faster, the better!"
"Alright, one moment." She lifted a small bell off of the table, and rang it twice. Within seconds, a pair of fairy maids flew out of the door closest to them, floating right next to the table. "Bring our guest a sample platter. Hurry, before Lady Jozero returns." The two fairies bowed and flew into a door on the opposite wall. "They will be but a moment."
"So...sample platter?" Although she had a hunch, she just wanted to clarify.
"You've never had one? It's a tray of small portions of many different types of snacks, and you can try them to see which you like. I'm surprised you never have had one before..."
"Well, I don't go out to eat much," Reimu admitted as the closest door opened again. Out came the two fairies from earlier, carrying a platter of many types of sweets. Some were still steaming, others looked chilled. A third fairy maid flew out and shuffled some plates around to make room for the tray. It had to be a quarter of the size of the table. Reimu stared at the plate, practically drooling over it. She couldn't recognize a single item before her, but they all looked so good...
Illusion giggled. "Help yourself." Reimu looked back up with a "Whuh", not having heard her the first time. "I said go ahead, dig in. Let me know which you like so we know what to prepare if you should visit again in the future."
Her eyes lit up as her abdomen pained her, as if asking what she was waiting for. Without another moment to spare, she grabbed a small, dark brown square, and bit into it. The flavor, the rich texture, the sheer sweetness that didn't overpower...if her eyes could glow, they would be lighting up the room right now. And this was only the beginning, there were so many different types of food she couldn't even identify. Even Youmu's sword would have a hard time cutting through her near nonexistent hesitation to keep going at them.
"I trust the snacks are to your liking?" Reimu stopped eating, her face stuffed, and looked at her in silence. She went back to eating immediately. "I...suppose I will take that as a yes. Or you are hungrier than I thought."
What felt like only moments later, all that was left on the tray were wax-paper cups and crumbs. Reimu wiped her mouth with her napkin. "Sorry about that. You...didn't want any, did you?" she said with a pang of guilt.
Luckily, she shook her head. "I don't need to eat. It doesn't mean I can't, but I only do on special occasions. The tray was all for you anyway."
"Heh...thanks." Not a moment later, a door further down the wall opened, and Jozero stepped out, followed by Possession balancing a tray with a teapot and several cups resting on it. The Dark Matter phased through the table, leaving the tray sitting perfectly on the other tray, and Jozero took the seat directly across from Reimu.
She looked at the empty platter under the tea. "So, I trust that the snacks Illusion must have gotten you were to your liking?"
Reimu nodded. "Some of the best desserts I've never had."
Jozero hmmed as she poured the tea into the cups. The tea was still steaming as she handed one to Reimu with a small plate. "I know this isn't your traditional method of drinking and serving tea, and I do apologize for not meeting your custom. I've simply grown so used to this that it didn't even occur to me until I was already halfway done making it."
Reimu gave the tea a sniff, then looked back up at Jozero. "It's no big deal. This is your house, after all, so I should be expected to follow your customs...even if they are a bit strange. So anyway, what kind of tea is this?"
Jozero lowered her cup from taking a sip. "Oh, it's just a lemon and ginger tea. Caffeine-free."
"Huh...not sure if I've ever had it before..." Reimu took a small sip. "Mm, it's good."
"That's good. I thought about making one of the more strange teas we have, but I decided a simple one would do."
"Jeez, this place must be stuffed to the gills with food, then..."
"That's right," Illusion chimed in. "Her Highness takes great care to keep all pantries, refridgerators, and cupboards stocked with all sorts of-"
"Oh hush, you," Jozero interrupted.
Before their conversation could continue, the furthest door on the far wall opened. Reimu could hardly tell who it was, even by squinting, due to the low light in the hall. As the shape in approached, Reimu recognized it as the swordsgirl, whatever Jozero had called her. Or it... "Say Jozero, do those Dark Matters with colors have genders?"
Jozero raised an eyebrow before turning to see her approaching. "Ah, I understand. Well, in a sense, no. If they were to die and dissipate, nothing would be left. They are literally made of dark matter. I just have the ability to bring them to life. However, because the forms they take or borrow are almost always female, I usually refer to one of them as a 'she', or by name."
"So if one possesses, and the other creates illusions, what does the third one do?"
"The third one, Transmutation, can change her form at will to look like anyone, but with the right eye being yellow. She can also take forms she's never seen before." She brought one hand to her chin, and seemed to look past Reimu. "The strangest thing is that the form she usually takes, the one of the sword-wielder, I never thought for her. That can only mean they have their own imaginations and thought patterns..." She snapped back to Reimu. "Oh, sorry. I began rambling. It's not too often I feel in the mood to talk to...well...anyone. And, unfortunately, I won't be like this forever."
Reimu groaned. "Don't tell me you're going to try this whole incident again after we get back just because you'll feel like it then."
Jozero shook her head. "No, don't worry. I have learned my lesson. I will leave Gensokyo at peace, as long as they leave me be as well. Friendly relations will only help." A disembodied hand tapped Jozero on the shoulder. "Ah! Transmutation, what was...oh, yes. I forgot you were there."
"No worries, my queen," she said in her usual quiet voice. Her saying 'my queen' seemed to fit her swordsgirl form. "The task you requested is finished. Tearfang will return shortly, and Izumi is trying to get her bearings on where we need to go."
"Very good. Come, sit with us." She motioned, and a smaller Dark Matter flew from behind her and pulled the chair out.
"Yes, my lady." She sat in the chair, her ghostlike tail curling beneath it. The chair seemed slightly too tall for her.
"So Jozero, how did you get like this, anyway?"
Jozero lowered her cup, and her elite Dark Matters all turned to Reimu. "I'm sorry?"
"You know, the whole darkness and depression and despair and the whole...how did you word it earlier...'If everyone suffers with me, then I won't be the only one' nonsense?"
Jozero stared off for a while before chuckling. "That's not a story for right now, or for just one person to listen to. Remind me, and I will tell it another day. For now, I just want to relax and forget..."
"Oh...alright." Reimu was at a loss for words, since there's hardly anyone in Gensokyo who wouldn't share their story outright, or someone else to share the story. She took another sip of tea and immediately had an idea. "Say, could you bring me some of those dark brown square things that are so delicious?"
"You mean brownies?"
"Uh...sure. Let's go with that."
"Of course. You two," she said addressing her currently morphed servants. "Bring our guest another platter of brownies."
"Yes, madam!" they responded, and both flew towards another random door.
"Does each door just lead to a random place in this castle?" Reimu inquired, since no one has entered or exited from the same door more than once as far as she could remember.
"Well, no. You see, the interior of the castle is-"
She was cut off as the door closest to them burst open, and a girl with silver hair walked towards them. "Lady Jozero, I arrived as soon as...oh." She stopped when she saw Reimu sitting at the table with Jozero. "Greetings, red-white." Reimu could tell she was trying to be polite, but there were definite tones of distaste mixed in.
"Tearfang. How did the patrolling the Ingress thing work out?"
"You were the sole intruder. It was uneventful, except for a few upstart fairies who tried to escape using force when they saw the rift." Although it was hard to tell, her tone sounded sarcastic.
"Now, Tearfang, no need to be rude to our guest," Jozero chimed. "She won fair and square, and like I just said, she is our guest."
Tearfang turned towards the angel. "But, my lady, you can't be serious that-"
"Enough, Tearfang."
Reimu smiled wryly at Tearfang getting scolded, watching her pallid cheeks turn a slight shade of pink. Now that she was closer, she noticed that Tearfang's clothes looked like they still had the damage from when they fought earlier, except all physical wounds were healed.
"But...but to allow her to be here for an extended length of time? You don't think she-"
"I said enough, Tearfang." Jozero was clearly getting annoyed, especially in comparison to how Tearfang's expression and tone only changed in small amounts. "Now go and clean yourself up. I don't know why you're still in tatters when you even returned to the palace..."
"I returned on an errand. I did not have time to change. And I still think that the shrine maiden would be better off-
"Tearfang, I'm not going to turn this into a debacle. Just leave. Please."
The sword girl opened her mouth to continue before shutting it again into a displeased frown. She turned and stalked down the hall through the door she just entered from in a huff. Reimu watched her go, and got to see her pull an illusionary sword out of nowhere and slice a random passerby fairy maid out of frustration. "Is she normally like that?"
"No, not normally," Jozero sighed. "Usually only when she gets conflicting orders or flustered...or in this case both." Both girls laughed at this. "Nonetheless, I apologize for her disturbance." She reached for a brownie. "You don't mind, do you?"
Reimu grabbed the teapot to pour herself another cup and shook her head. They continued in silence for another few minutes until yet another door opened.
Jeez, each door is just a random hallway, isn't it... "Miss Jozero! Is it true that we're goin' back to...Reimu?" she called as she approached. "Bloody hell, you are alive! Not that I doubted ya, but she's not the type to lose easily."
Reimu looked down at her slightly battle-damaged clothes. "Yeah, well, neither am I. And look who looks the worse for wear because of it."
"Haha, yeah. Anyway, 's it true you want to head back to the mainland?"
"Yes, Izumi. Why else would Transmutation tell you that?"
"Well, I just wanted to make sure, since we're almost back to shore."
Reimu nearly spit out her tea, but instead choked it down. "Ruh-really?" she responded, sputtering a bit. She regained her breath a bit before continuing. "That was fa-hast."
"Don't strain yourself too hard, mate. Wouldn't want you to finally get back to land only to drown by tea above the ocean."
"You certa-hainly have a strange sense of humor, don't...don't..." she punctuated her statement with another sneeze, a loud one that echoed through the room. "Ugh...don't you?"
"Yeah...you might want to just go straight home and rest after this, mate. You've had a long day."
"Yeah...rest sounds nice."
"Izumi..." Jozero interrupted. "About when will we make landfall?"
"Oh, right! Real soon, actually. The palace'll be on the ground in no time. I need to hurry back so we can land right. If you two take your time, we should be back before you make it back to the main hall. Well, I'll see ya in a bit." With that, she turned and walked right back from where she entered.
"I wouldn't think such a huge structure would be able to fly this smoothly such a long distance. I didn't even notice when we started moving," Reimu commented.
"That's true. It is a very stabilized fly. Well, if you're done, we should probably head back to the foyer."
Reimu drank the last from her teacup and set it back on its little dish, nodding to Jozero. They both stood and walked towards the door they first entered from, the door unused by everyone else entering the room. The three colored Dark Matters drifted silently behind them. "Hey, what happened to that huge crowd of Dark Matter that followed you into the kitchen when you went to make the tea?"
"Those? I willed them out of existence. They served no further purpose. These three and Miracle Matter are the only ones who aren't weak fighters, an obstacle, or used to infest people. So, I have no qualm with getting rid of them, since I can spawn new ones instantaneously."
Reimu dwelled on that last statement for a bit before shrugging it off. "So, what is Miracle Matter anyway? It looks a lot like you, but...it's a shape, not a person."
"Again, that is a story for another time. It...it's very dear to me, let's put it that way." Reimu decided to leave it at that, partially because she could see the open door at the end of the hall.
They stepped back out into the sunlit main hall, watching small clouds drift by as the palace soared back to its original territory. As they watched, the clouds' movements slowed down, and then they began rising. Jozero turned to the shrine maiden and said "You might want to get off of the ground." They both began floating, and they could see the floor begin to rumble beneath them as the palace landed. The windows and the door rattling made Reimu begin to shake, until it finally stopped. Izumi opened the front doors from the outside, where Reimu saw grass, a river, hills, and trees further in the distance.
She took a few weary steps towards the door. "Finally home..."
"You sure you'll be fine on your way home?"
"Yeah, I'll be fine...I'm just glad to be on solid ground again."
"Alright, then. Take care, Reimu."
She turned to see Jozero and her core Dark Matters in humanoid form, Izumi, and even a now-cleaned-up Tearfang watching her leave. She smiled and waved back at them. As she turned, she saw the beginnings of a red streak go down Jozero's face.
Now's not the time to worry about that. Now's the time to go home. With that thought empowering her, she took a step out into the shining sunlight, the first step back towards her shrine.
Not a single youkai challenged her on her way home. She thought she saw both mushroom youkai as she trekked from the hills to the forest, but they quickly dodged out of sight before she could truly tell. She saw a small group of fairies happily playing above the trees, and smiled. This was the Gensokyo she remembered, where fairies happily shot each other down with danmaku, not a despair-ridden land.
She eventually reached the stairs leading to the familiar sight of the torii of her shrine. The light was gradually dimming as the sun set, and she rubbed her bare arm to try to keep it warm. She slowly began the climb, but stopped as she saw someone walk up and lean against the gate. They looked like they were tossing something up and down in one hand, waiting for something, causing Reimu to grimace.
What now...I'm just getting back from an incident... With no other options, she continued up the stairs. Her suspicions quickly quieted when she noticed the figure was wearing an iconic pointy hat.
"Evenin', Reimu. How was your little trip?" she asked, not even looking in her direction, her hat obscuring her eyes.
"Marisa...thank god, I thought it was someone here to cause trouble."
"Nah, the troublemaker just showed up, ze" she replied, obviously trying to be cryptic and cool. She was tossing her Hakkero up and down repeatedly, as if anxious about something.
Reimu grew skeptical of her friend. "What's that supposed to mean? I've been gone all day solving this incident. And no one followed me here."
"Riiiiight, 'incident-solving'. Tell me, Reimu..." She got up from leaning against the torii, now clutching the hakkero and looking the maiden straight in the eye. "Since when do you go through other peoples' houses when you solve incidents? They're usually outdoors or in huge, lofty buildings."
Reimu racked her brain, trying to figure out what the witch was talking about. She was in that palace, in a typhoon, in that weird dimension thing, over the ocean, flying over a river, through the forest following...who?
Wait, the forest... Her eyes went wide as the connection was made. "Oh, right. That."
"Yeah, what's the deal with you just barging in on Alice right after she gets done bathing? Huh?"
"What? How'd you hear about that? And it wasn't
right after she was done, she had a towel on and was clipping her toenails..."
"Sure, that's what you'd want your friend to think. I heard the whole story about how you snuck into Alice's house and walked in on her like that!" Her face was starting to turn red. "How could you do that, Reimu? It's just uncalled for."
"Look, can we talk about this some other time? I'm really tired, and I don't feel like putting up with this right now." She turned to walk into her shrine, but was cut off by a short laser impacting the ground right in front of her. She whipped back around at Marisa, drawing her gohei. "What the hell?!"
A small amount of smoke was clearing off of the hakkero, and Marisa looked sinister. "Wrong choice of words, 'buddy'."
"How the hell was I supposed to know you had such a thing for Alice?! Don't get me wrong, I could still tell, but I didn't know you were
this obsessive!"
"I-it's not so much of a 'thing' as it is...look, I'm just gonna beat you up and go home about it, alright?" She hopped on her broom, and four magic familiars began rotating around her. "No hard feelings, k?"
Reimu's weariness really set in. Just when she thought she was home free, now Marisa of all people wanted to fight her for a really silly reason. "Who even told you about that anyway?"
Marisa began to reply, then looked around, puzzled. "I...don't remember. But whether or not it's true, I still have to take you down for i-"
"MARISAAA!" yelled a voice from down the stairs. Floating up them was none other than Alice herself, gingerly holding her grimoire and her doll Shanghai following close behind her. "I had a feeling you'd be here...what're you doing?" She turned to Reimu. "And why are you so torn up?"
"Incident."
"Ah. I wasn't even aware one was going on...so that's why you went through my house...I guess..."
"Ah-HA! I knew it! The only other witness has given me all the evidence I need!" She began charging her Hakkero with energy, causing it to glow. "Say your prayers Reimu! ...Y'know, unironically."
"WAIT!" Alice shouted. "I'm sure she has good reason! It's not like she saw anything, it was just awkward!"
"Y-Yeah!" Reimu stuttered, grateful Alice was on her side.
"Oh great, now you're taking HER side over MINE now? Oh, this Master Spark is gonna feel soooo great...for me, that is."
Well, crap. Reimu floated into the air, ready to fly for her life before she gets annihilated by Marisa's spark. Alice rose too, trying to soothe Marisa, who wasn't paying attention to her. All three of them stopped when they heard a stone bounce along the ground. They turned, and saw a youkai in a black hat walking towards them, probably just going to walk right past them without even a hello. All three slowly dropped to the ground as she approached.
"Koishi?" Reimu was the first to speak.
"Hey...that's right, it was Koishi who told me about you and Alice, ze..." Marisa said, turning to Reimu.
"And now that I look at her, I remember that she's been sneaking around my house for the past few weeks now for some reason...I always find muddy footprints because of her...and here I thought it was Reimu, now..." Alice also commented, also turning to Reimu.
"Yeah, she's the one who helped me with this incident by leading me to the beach...and through Alice's house."
All three turned to Koishi and glared at her. "
KOISHI!!!" they all yelled in unison.
The absent-minded satori spun on her heel without breaking stride, and started running in the opposite direction. She looked over her shoulder to see Alice on one side, and Reimu on the other, and kept running. She was swiftly cut off by Marisa swooping in on her broom. Koishi skidded to a stop, and tried to run to her right, being cut off by Reimu. Alice completed the triangle, and the three circled around the girl menacingly. "Hee hee, you caught me~! Now you all run, and I get to corner you!"
"Not this time, Koishi," Reimu replied.
"You made a mistake involving Alice, let alone just sneaking around in general. Just 'cause no one can perceive you doesn't mean you can just throw away your conscience...or think you will get away with everything," Marisa continued.
"And now you'll pay for getting mud on my carpet every week. As well as what you've done today."
"Heh...uh, guys? This isn't funny...can't you just let me go with a warning or something~?"
The three stopped circling and smirked at Koishi, all drawing spellcards. They all lifted them over their heads. The situation finally sinking in, all she could think of saying at this point is just "Aw, poop."
"Divine Spirit 'Fantasy Seal -Blink-'!"
"Magicannon 'Final Spark'!"
"'Phantom of the Grand Guignol'!"
"KYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" From near the shrine, a bright light shone forth, and a loud, pitiable shriek could be heard...
The sun shone through the slot on the window, on Reimu's sleeping face. The light and warmth disrupting her sleeping conditions, she sat up and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. As the world once again came into focus, she could hear the sounds of birds and cicadas outside, a warm draft blowing in. Reimu smiled and stood up, stretching the inactivity from her joints. "What a great morning. I feel so much better, too," she said to no one in particular. Slowly, she picked up a warm, delicious scent wafting from somewhere outside. "Must be breakfast time." As quickly as she could, she changed into a fresh, clean shrine maiden outfit, glad to finally have two sleeves again. She'll have to make a stop at the Human Village to get a replacement...hopefully an inexpensive one.
She stepped onto the porch, remembering how she had just been pacing around, trying to figure out what was wrong with her. Now, nothing could be less right. The spot Suika had a little tantrum on was slightly depressed, but there wasn't much she could do about it.
At least she fixed the stone outside. Wait...who's that? She just became aware of someone sitting on the torii gate, and oddly enough it wasn't Suika.
Come to think of it, that's where that smell is coming from... She flew to the gate, coming up behind none other than the ghost princess, who turned and smiled at her in greeting. "Hello there, Reimu. Wonderful morning, isn't it?"
"Uh...yeah..."
"Maybe a bit warm for my tastes, but much better than the cold."
"Right. So...why're you here?"
Yuyuko turned to look back over the landscape. "Am I not allowed to get a good view of the living world while enjoying breakfast?" She punctuated her question by taking a dumpling out of a basket on her lap and popping it in her mouth. "Yum." She looked up to catch Reimu staring at the food. "Want some?"
"Huh? Oh, no, no thanks. I'm sure I have something in the shrine to eat for breakfast."
Besides, I know how you are when it comes to food... she added silently.
"Oh, nonsense. Here, I brought a second pair of chopsticks. Dig in~."
At first Reimu didn't know how to respond. Generosity with food wasn't exactly Yuyuko's strong suit. But on the other hand, those dumplings did look rather good..."Alright, since you offered."
The two ate and stared out at the landscape, seeing the occasional youkai or fairy pop above the treetops, and small flashes of danmaku peppering the forest. It looked like there was a larger scuffle happening on what looked like the path to the forest...but the combatants looked equally skilled in danmaku, it seemed. "Oh, what happened to Youmu, by the way?" Reimu asked while taking a bite of another dumpling.
"Feel free to help yourself to as many dumplings as you wish~."
Reimu looked sidelong at her guest. "Uh...you're avoiding the question."
"Hmm? You asked a question?"
"Yes, I did. I asked how Youmu is doing. I'm assuming you got her to Eientei just fine?"
Yuyuko's expression turned distant and wistful, putting a slight chill into the atmosphere. "Y-yes, I got her to Eientei."
Reimu was getting worried and impatient with Yuyuko not answering her question. "Alright, but how is she doing? Just tell me."
"Whom are we talking about again?"
"Youmu!" she nearly yelled, grabbing another dumpling.
"Oh...yes. Youmu." She closed her eyes, finally giving in to Reimu's prodding. A chilled breeze blew past them as she took a deep breath. "She...passed on. Her face was so...so peaceful when I went to see her, and the doctor at Eientei was so...dignified, when she told me, as if she practiced this sort of thing. I guess you sort of have to be, when it comes to this sort of thing. I remember her leading me into the room she was in...and..." Yuyuko sniffled, a tear running down her cheek.
Reimu spat out the half-chewed dumpling. "Wh-wha-WHAT?! Youmu's...gone?! As in one-hundred percent, not the fifty she was before?" She turned to Yuyuko, only to see her barely able to hold back a smile. "You...That wasn't funny. You, of all people, joking about death...it's just twisted."
"Yes, Youmu was in a state very close to death. She had no control over even her vitals. As soon as I felt something strange far to the east, the darkness that plagued her left, and her breaths became stable and normal, her heart rate and so on. She's still resting, as half-alive as ever. I was on my way to bring her home when I decided to stop here for breakfast. That strange feeling...it felt like what happens when a ghost is about to enter Nirvana, but someone interrupts it, except it felt...much more painful. Like a prison was temporarily broken." She turned to Reimu. "You wouldn't happen to know about that, would you?"
Reimu thought for a bit, but all she could think of was Jozero after she beat her. "As a matter of fact...yes. It was me sending that angel to hell, like you asked me to do."
Yuyuko looked aghast. "What?! Why on earth would you send an angel to hell? Whenever they do something, they have to have a reason for it."
"Yeah, well, her reason sucked. So I beat her up for it. She vanished in a white light, and all her little...things, servants or whatever, banded together to try and kill me because of it. Then she came back before I was pummeled."
"You know, you shouldn't joke about the afterlife. Angels, hell, ghosts and the like are very serious business, unlike life."
"Life and death are pretty serious, too, you know, and you joked about them."
"Yes, but talking of affecting the afterlife like that makes you sound like you think you're a Yama, which'll get you in trouble with a real one."
Reimu started to respond, but stopped. Yuyuko's strange logic made sense for once, and the argument was distracting her from the scenery. So, she shrugged and took another dumpling from the basket. As she brought it up, she felt resistance. She looked, and Yuyuko's chopsticks were also around it. "Uh...Yuyuko?"
"Now I know you aren't trying to take the last dumpling out of your guest's chopsticks, are you?"
"Um...but I had it first?" It sounded more like a question than a complaint. Yuyuko just stared at her, shifting her gaze to the dumpling and back, her face rigid. "Oh, fine." Yuyuko began smiling once again as she brought the liberated dumpling to her mouth.
"Just to let you know, Reimu...the angel didn't seem too bad. I think she was just misguided. Hopefully her defeat will make her realize she could do so much more. Although, it will be impossible for her to reconcile at the moment. She will get her opportunity...but someone needs to show her a path to the light first, instead of the embrace of darkness." The shrine maiden just looked at her for a moment, not sure what she meant. "Oh, poo." she said, looking down at the basket. "I was going to save some of these for Youmu...oh well. I'm sure she's already fed and ready to come home. And if not...well, I'm sure the hospital has a food court we can stop at~." She got up, hanging the basket on her forearm. "We might have to stop there anyway~." Without another word, she lifted off of the gate and flew towards the Bamboo Forest.
Reimu stood up as well, and turned to go back inside, when she saw Suika running for the door, her path wobbling slightly. Reimu was about to call out to her when, in her drunken stupor, she forgot to watch her horns and got stuck on the doorway, falling flat on her back. Reimu chuckled as she got back up and carefully sidled out of the door to make sure she didn't repeat that mistake. "Reimu! Reimu!"
"Yes, what is it, Suika?" She was still laughing at her display. It had been a long time since she ran full speed into the door. "And make sure you watch those horns. They like to get caught in doors, I hear."
"Ha, ha, so funny. Anyway. when's the partyyyy~? Sake ain't gonna drink itself!"
"And thank the gods your gourd is infinite, or the planet would probably be dry by now."
"Oh, stop being silly. So when is it? Huh?"
"It's tonight. You did drop the sparse invites in the Underground to the right people, right?"
"Of course! Who do you think I am?"
"Suika the Forgetful Drunkard," Reimu joked.
"Watch it, even drunk I can still throw a mean left hook!" She began shadow boxing to prove her point, almost losing her balance on the second swing.
"Yeah, yeah, just save your energy. You'll probably need it. We don't need you passing out on us in the middle of a party. Especially after the last time, when you were three times your size and passed out, blocking the entire middle of the room. We had to use you as a table, since you fell on - and broke - the actual table."
"Hey, that was a stressful day. I told you I had to fight a bean fairy that day!"
"Keep telling yourself that, and maybe eventually I'll believe it."
"Heh, you and your sarcasm. One of these days, I tell ya..." she rambled as she meandered to the gate. She gave an uppercut to the air. "Pow! Right in the face! No, wait...I messed that up...uh..." She stopped and thought about it, before ending it with a resounding "Meh." followed by a flying leap to the gate. A sake gourd could barely be seen above the red beams.
The party...after-Incident parties became more popular after the Moriya incident. Although, they usually take place at the culprit's home, not the solver's.
Then again, that palace was way too drab and unhappy for a party. It would have to be painted or decorated first. That reminds me, there's still a lot to prepare for... An "OIIII! REIMU!" startled her out of her planning as the easily-recognizable witch sped up and landed right next to her, Alice in tow. "Big night tonight! Alice, show her what we brought."
Alice smiled and pulled out a large bag. "We got it from Kourindou. I had to pay, since a certain someone tried to hide it under her hat."
"Hey, it woulda worked if you didn't give it away."
"Your hat doesn't stand straight up, stupid! It bends about halfway!"
"...Hold on a sec." Marisa jumped off her broom, and ran to the pond nearby the shrine, an old-looking turtle looking up at her before going back to sleep. "AW, CRAP!" could be heard from the witch.
The pair chuckled at Marisa's antics before focusing back on Alice's bag. "Anyway, Kourin showed us a short moving picture from the Outside World of a party, and they had these strange bottles..." she said as she drew one from the bag. There appeared to be multiple. "Basically, when one wants to start the party, they shake the bottle and jam their thumb under the cork at the mouth of the bottle, prying it open. With any luck, the cork will fly off, and it's supposed to be good luck or something to be hit by the cork after it goes flying. It's apparently alcoholic, even though I haven't tried any. He called it "Champion", for some reason. I guess because they use it at victory parties."
"All right, neat. Well, you should probably take it with you, last thing we need is Suika drinking it all before the party even starts." Marisa had rejoined them, muttering about her hat being dysfunctional and Alice being right. "Why does it need to be at my shrine anyway? Couldn't it be at Alice's house? Or even the Moriya shrine? They're both bigger than my shrine."
And cleaning up after everyone is such a drag... "You know how difficult it is to get up the Youkai Mountain, even with Tengu permission, ze."
"And my house is off-limits to many people. Not that it apparently matters much anymore," she added quietly.
"Yeah...well, you guys should get going. I've got preparations to make for tonight."
"Alright, Reirei. Don't work too hard, you hear? But I don't want this to be a half-assed party, either."
"Yeah, shut up, Marisa. Since when have I disappointed you? Tanabata is always a fun time here, for example."
"Festivals may be parties, but not every party is a festival. Anyway, see ya! Come on, Alice."
"Take care, Reimu. See you tonight!" Alice called as the two whisked away on Marisa's broom.
"Stay safe, you two!" she called after them. She turned back to her shrine and took a deep breath. Once they were gone, Reimu went over a mental checklist of what she needed. She was set on food, no decorations were needed, and everyone who she wanted to be there was given an invitation. Drinks...usually Suika handled that. Yet, perhaps it was her sudden taste for foreign food from the palace the other day, but she wanted something a little more...unique, for this one. Specialty drinks...
Her eyes lit up as realization hit her. "That shark at the river! She ran a drink stand! Oh, wait..." Her excitement was rapidly being quelled by reason. "That stand didn't exactly look mobile...and it's too short of notice for her to pack up and haul everything here...hmm..." She turned to the gate, barely able to see the oni perched on top of it. "Suika can carry large things...maybe she could do something..."
Her mind made up, she flew to the top of the gate. The young oni opened one eye upside down, her face showing only the slightest signs of intoxication. "'Sup, Reimu?"
"Hey Suika, mind coming with me to help with something?"
She rolled onto her stomach, still only keeping one eye open. "Ehh...but the sun's so nice today...
"It's about alcohol."
"In that case, whaddya need help with?"
Reimu beckoned, and headed towards the forest. "I'll explain on the way there."
Reimu shielded her eyes with her hand, barely able to see the stand from atop the hill she stood on. Suika was busy gaping at the giant, dark palace that was inexplicably there. "There it is, Suika. That's the stand down there, by the river."
Suika peered over the hill, looking like a mole was coming out of it. "That little thing? Ah, that'll be easy."
"Just remember what I told you."
"Yeah yeah, I got it. How long's that castle been there?"
Reimu tried to respond, when she realized she didn't know for sure. "I dunno. At least a year or two, I think. Anyway, I'm off."
"Kay," Suika responded, still gazing at the structure. "I wonder how long it took to build it..."
Without a word, Reimu approached the wooden bar-like stand, and saw the owner reading the newest issue of the Bunbunmaru and drinking an unnervingly red smoothie.
Boy, she must get hardly any business at all...I just wonder if anyone even knows she's over here...well, this'll help both of our problems. She stepped up to the seat farthest on the left and waited.
Although it took a minute, Kuhai finally glanced over and noticed she had a customer. "Oh, hey. Sorry 'bout that. Celebrity gossip's interesting, ya know?"
"Actually, I wouldn't. I don't get that piece of garbage newspaper."
The river shark chuckled before setting down her glass and the paper. "Yeah, well, it helps pass the time. Gotta say, you're the first recurring customer I've had in a while. Even though you didn't really buy anything last time. So, what can I get ya?"
Reimu smirked. "I require your services."
Kuhai's business-friendly smile dropped. "Um...excuse me?"
"And your stand."
"Okay, what are you talking about, since it's obviously not what I thought you meant?"
The shrine maiden leaned on the counter. "I'll make it brief. After an incident, usually there's a small party to celebrate yet another incident solved. And, well, this one will be a bit lacking in refreshments. So, I require your services and stand to provide these. Am I going too fast for you?"
"Not at all, I completely understand the language of business opportunity." She smiled as she turned and began packing a cooler with different glasses and loose ingredients. "So, when's this party, anyway?" she asked as she grabbed a basket of limes.
"Tonight."
Kuhai stumbled, losing a couple of fruit. "Tuh-tuh-tonight?! There's no way I can pack up in time!" she stuttered as she frantically began picking the limes back up.
Reimu stood back up, stretching her arms. "Ah, that's not a problem."
"What're you gonna do, carry the stand all by yourself?" Kuhai retorted sarcastically.
"No, I have someone to do that for me." She turned and cupped her hands to her mouth. "HEY, SUIKA!!"
"...Suika?" she repeated. "What's a suika?" Suddenly she started hearing the hanging glasses rattling. She stepped toward the counter to peer under the roof, and she dropped the basket of fruit. "Is that...is that a GIANT?!"
The massive form of the normally small oni trudged forth, hardly leaving a footprint in the earth. She probably rivalled the castle in height right now.
"No, that's Suika. She's an oni who manipulates density."
"Oh, don't tell me...she's gonna carry the whole stand, isn't she?"
"That's the plan. Oh, you might want to get all of your loose items together or secure them. No guarantees all of your stuff will make it otherwise."
"Yeah, I get your point," she replied, and began packing as many things that she couldn't secure into the multiple coolers scattered around, securing them under the front of the counter. She'll have to carry about four glasses, since she ran out of room. She hopped over the counter and began securing the bar stools to the counter. Once the last one was locked, she grabbed the glasses and sat on the middle stool. "Uh...all set...I think..."
Reimu nodded, and flew up to the oni awaiting directions. "Alright Suika, I want the stand to get back home in one piece. Last thing I need is to pay for repairs to her little business. Plus, if you don't break it, I'll spend one of the free drinks she owes me to get you a specialty of your choice."
Suika saluted, and bent down, gingerly plucking the stand from the ground and placing it on her other palm. Reimu flew up to the stand to join Kuhai, who was looking around bewildered. "What, you never flown this high before?"
"
This high?! I can barely get above the treetops, normally! This is incredible!" She then made the mistake of looking down, past her dangling feet, and her hands visibly tensed on the glasses she was holding. "Ooh, and now I'm scared. And a bit woozy."
"Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Took me a while to get over anything that had to do with heights. And I kinda needed to for the Cherry Blossom incident. Even for this incident. It's just something you get used to."
Kuhai laughed nervously. "I'm not sure I want to get used to this. I like land...and water."
After a few minutes of Suika stomping across the Forest of Magic, they were in sight of the shrine. "We're almost there. Any place you would rather be set up at?"
"If you have any bodies of water, it would be great for my stand to be there. I'm not a fan of being away from water for so long. If there's fish, I promise I won't eat 'em. Unless you say I can," she added with a sharp, toothy grin.
Reimu rolled her eyes before instructing Suika to set her down in front of the pond. The giant little oni nodded, and carefully set down the stand, letting it drop into place so the open back was to the pond. Kuhai jumped down and began rearranging everything to her liking, her arms stretching from the coolers so she didn't have to run back and forth. Suika finally shrank to a manageable size.
"Everything all good, Kuhai?"
"Yes ma'am, everything survived. Thanks for the li-" She turned to see a turtle staring inquisitively at her. "Well hi there..." She turned back to Reimu. "Uh, who's that?"
"Hm? Oh, that's Genjii. He used to help me out before I could fly on my own. Yo, Gramps!" she yelled, waving at him.
Kuhai kept hauling things around, eventually picking up the same basket of limes from before."Genjii? Hmm. Not the name I would have given a pet turtle, but to each their own, I suppose..."
"Now who're you calling a pet turtle?"
"GACK!" Kuhai yelped, dropping the limes yet again. "Okay...didn't expect it to talk."
"Genjii, this is Kuhai. I met her on my way to solving the incident that just happened. She's going to be providing drinks for the guests for tonight."
"Ah, another incident solved, just as a Hakurei maiden is ought to do. Good work. What'd you fight this time?"
"I'll tell ya later, I've got some more setting up to do. Oh, Kuhai, don't eat the fish or the turtle either. I wouldn't advise the frogs, either."
"Yeah, gotcha," she halfheartedly replied as she reached into the cooler to shift things around. "Ah crap, a glass broke...I'll have to stop at Kourindou at some point and see if he has another one..."
"Alright, I'll leave you to it. C'mon, Suika. We should check to see what food there'll be tonight." The oni nodded and silently followed, only grunting once when she forgot to turn to not hit the door.
"So, your name is Kuhai, eh?"
"Yep. Kuhai Hoshokusha. I used to be a god, until my faith dropped to almost nothing. The only thing keeping me still kicking is the business. It's a good enough alternative to faith."
"A shark god...not very many of those."
"How 'bout you? I've never heard of a turtle god. Or are you the avatar of the god of this shrine or something?"
Genjii laughed. "Oh, no, I'm just an old man who helps the Hakurei line. When the next one comes around, I'll spring back into action to teach them. As for Reimu, she's fine on her own now, so I'm taking a well-deserved rest," he said, smiling.
Kuhai couldn't help but return the smile as she took count of her supplies. She had more than enough, which meant the stand was all set up and ready for tonight. "Well, I'm sure you must have a ton of stories, and since the stand's all set up, I've got nothing but time." She hopped into the pond, surprised at how deep it actually was, and found a rock to sit on. "So, go ahead. You must be dying to talk to someone."
The old turtle shifted into a more comfortable position. "Well, as a matter of fact, I do have a few tales to tell...I might as well start at the beginning. I call this one 'The Story of the Eastern Wonderland'...
Reimu closed the window, having heard enough. She knew the tale all too well, so she didn't need to hear it again. It was the most talkative she's seen Genjii in a long time. "Well, an old man and a god could probably rival each other in stories. Luckily, the party isn't about past stories, but rather the creation of a new one." She surveyed the grounds, noting Kuhai's stand, the plates of food she and Suika already assembled and the rest that could be thrown together at a moment's noticed, and chuckled. "Looks like tonight's gonna be a long night." She hadn't said those words in a long time, and she grinned as nostalgia flooded her.