>Try to find Nue. If she's not there, well... no, she HAS to be there somewhere!
[3]
> You caught a glimpse of her,... that's it.
>Run to become the President of the USA now. Sooner or later, we'll get there.
[6]
You are elected by everyone in the country. This is seen as evidence of corruption by everyone else, though, so you find your country invaded.
>Reincarnate as a golem made out of husked grains of rice.
[5]
You become a GIANT golem made out of rice, because giant golems are better than not giant golems!
>Well, the aliens are gone. More party! Invite all of the Stage 5 bosses for more fun! Also, beam up another random person in this game to party too because why not!
> invite Stage 5 bosses [5]
They all catch wind of the invitation and board the ship, pledging allegiance to whatever you're up to.
> Invite other player [6]
Your attempt to snag a participant winds up dragging the GM on board. He is not happy to have been interrupted from what he was doing and slips a shrinking potion into your drink, which you fail to save against because he is the GM. He then leaves. Oh well, enjoy your Shinmyoumaru sized body! (No, I don't hate you, reversing it is perfectly possible next turn if you roll well)
>Exactly who am I now?
It feels weird to type I instead of we into a game.
Just some Taoist. A Taoist, nobody really special. You can change that if luck is on your side.
> Become a (4)
[4]
You take the shape of the number 4! That bottom part of you is really good at jumping, thankfully.
> Ask the Yamaxanadu if I can reincarnate
[5]
She approves and fast tracks your reincarnation and gives you a body designed to look like Rumia, but cuter and with your intelligence.
>Soundly reject everyone with a foreign passport.
[2]
Unfortunately, it seems that you don't have authority to do that.
> Melt the polar icecaps.
[6]
Too bad it doesn't matter since you were kinda disintegrated.
> Wander around some more in search of a mobile weapon. Any will do.
[2]
You just don't seem to be having any luck finding weapons in this "Armistice Land".