So a couple days ago I said "Man, dots would be so much cooler with like.. A mini-agahnim." So I made one, much to the scorn of people saying I should make blademail. :V
Of course this item probably isn't very balanced right now, so I'm posting it here and see what opinions I can get on it before I submit it to the dots devs, who will probably ignore it and never put it in because of massive extra coding.
Sword of Kusunagi
+10 to all stats
+250hp
+150mp
+10 attack
+3 armor
Improves skills of girls
Recipe
One +10 stat item-1000
Zun Hat-1200
Fruit Knife-400
Grand Dress-250
recipe-1300
Total-4150
Suika-Qi of Oni "Deep Fog Labyrinth" lasts 1 second longer at all levels
Chen-Heaven Sign "Immortal Sage's Rumbling" increased to 42% chance
Ran-Shikigami's Radiance "Fox-Tanuki Youkai Laser" increases damage to 135/170/205/240, and increases bounces by 2.
Yukari-Outer Force "Semi-Bordered Flying Object" deals 10% of the dropped creeps current hp.
Marisa-Ritualise Space "Orreries Solar System" gets an additional familiar.
Reimu-Treasure Sign "Yin-Yang Jade" gets a fourth bounce, also doing 1/3 damage
Yuugi-Oni Sign "Mysterious Powers and Disrupting Spirits" gets an additional +10 strength
Komachi-Soul Sign "Soul Games", you do not take damage for 2 seconds after switching, enemy does take not damage for 1 second.
Eiki-Judgement "Bar of the Ten Kings" becomes every [8-current guilt] from [10-current guilt].
Keine-all skills now have max level 8. Full Moon "Creation of the Future - Lunatic Moon" increases all skill levels by 2/3/4. Ikarunga becomes 7 second cooldown at level 8, Buretsu Crisis becomes 7 second cooldown at level 8, Headbutt becomes 300 bonus damage, 1.0 stun, 750 blink range at level 8.
Mokou-Hourai "Fujiyama Volcano", each attack adds 10/15/20/25% attack speed, phoenix flame becomes 25% chance to proc.
Alice-Shanghai dolls get 6hp with each point of intelligence, New England and Hourai get 5hp per point of intelligence.
Koakuma-Taboo Grimoire Index gets an additional bounce at all levels.
Meiling-Supreme Colour "Colourful Light Chaotic Dance" decreased cooldown to .75 seconds, and increases radius to 275
Patchouli-Sun Sign "Grimoire of the Sun" boosts all spell damage to 21.5%, Moon Sign "Grimoire of the Moon" recovers 35% of the mana cost.
Flandre-Clones now get 3/6/9/12 bonus chaos attack based on the level of Laevateinn
Sakuya-Time Sign "Sakuya's Special Stopwatch" throws two knives side by side instead of one, and each knife now does 70% damage.
Remilia-Scarlet Sign "Bloody Magic Square" converts 12/16/20/24% damage into health.
Lily-Lily's Lake/River of the Wild lasts 5.5/6.0/6.5/7.0 seconds and heals 18/36/54/72 hp.
Lyrica-Gensokyo's Phantasmal Music lowers enemies stats by 4/8/12/16.
Merlin-Maddening Fantasy Music grants 5hp/sec regen.
Lunasa-Violinist "Melancholic Strings" adds 10/20/30/40 magic damage, and her target now takes 3/4/5/6 additional magic % damage from each attack.
Youmu-Enlightened Sword "Rise from Delusion" now decreases armor by 1/2/3/4 per hit.
Yuyuko-Deadly Dance "Law of Mortality" also does 10/20/30/40 damage in a 600 AoE whenever Yuyuko kills a creep.
Kisume-Well Bucket "Well Destructor" only requires 3 charges, and gets a bonus of +25 damage.
Yamame-Disease Sign Miasma-filled Grounds lasts 15 seconds and does 6.5% Yamame's and Spiders damage.
Koishi-Rekindled "The Embers of Love" range increased to 1500 range, and gives 7/10/13/16 increased attack.
Satori-Recollection "Terrible Souvenir" has max charge of 8.
Orin-Resurrected Zombies now gain 10% attack damage based off Orin's attack damage.
Utsuho-Hell's Tokamak reduces magic resistance by an additional 4%
Sanae-Esoterica "Forgotten Ritual" occurs once every 30/25/20/15 seconds and heals hp as well as mp.
Kanako-"Battle Field" now strikes twice every .75 seconds instead of once.
Suwako-Native God "The Red Frog in the Fourth Year of the Houei Era" gets an additional lightning flash at all levels.
Hina-Wound Sign "Exiled Doll" creates 4/5/6/7 dolls.
Shizuha-Autumn Sign "The Autumn Sky and a Maiden's Sleep" bonus damage lasts 30 seconds, and sleeps for 8/7/6/5 seconds.
Minoriko-Honesty Sign "Apple" heals 100+7.5%/150+10%/200+12.5%/250+15% as well as damage/novas for 75/100/125/150
Aya-Agi multiplier becomes .8/1.0/1.2/1.4 for Wind Sign "Wind God Fan".
Hatate-Continuous Shooting "Rapid Shot" lasts 6 seconds.
Momiji-Dog Sign "Rabies" increases to 2.5x critical damage
Nitori-Optics "Photon Cannon Cucumber.II" increases range to 2500 and does 230/310/390/470 damage.
Tenshi-Earthquake "Sword of Worry and Joy" gets a 1/2/3/4% chance to negate all damage for .1 second.
Iku-Light Star "Dragon God's Sigh" increases chance to 14/16/18/20%
Cirno-"Eye! Am the Strongest!" does 90/110/130/150 cold damage and 75/85/95/105 cold area damage to nearby enemies.
Rumia-Sealed "Darkness Cycle" grants an additional 8% evasion and 8% magic resistance.
Wriggle-Wriggle Sign "Night Bug Tornado" summons 7/10/13/16 insects and lasts 9/10.5/12/13.5 seconds.
Mystia-Night-Blindness "Song of the Night Sparrow" to 500 range, and lasts one second longer.
Letty-Cold Sign "Lingering Cold" increases Winter Sign "Flower Wither Away" damage by 5/10/15/20.
Yuuka-Now gains 6 attack per sunflower.
Eirin-"Brain of the Moon" gains +1 int every 71 seconds.
Kaguya-Imperishable Night "Rising World" reduced to 16%+150 mana to revive.
Reisen-Lunatic Gaze "Lunatic Stare Tuning (Illusion Seeker)" Reisen now has 13.5% chance to create copies, copies have 3.5% chance to create copies.
Tewi-Cunning Rabbit "Ancient Duper" lasts 300 seconds and detection range increases to 150 range
Sunny Milk-Light Sign "Blue Deflection" bounces a third time, dealing 150% of its original damage.
Medicine-Confusion Sign "Into Delirium" deals 2.5% of their maximum health as magic damage each second.
Kogasa-Umbrella "Super-Water Repelling Bone-Dry Monster" now grants 10/15/20/25 agility, and lasts one second longer.
Nazrin-Rod Sign "Busy Rod" chance increased to 24/32/40/48%
Murasa-Nice Boat "Spinach" lasts 1.5 seconds longer.
Shou-Vajra of Perfect Buddhism lasts 6 seconds, and gives 12/16/20/24 bonus armour
Byakuren-Light Magic "Star Maelstrom" costs and deals 25% Byakuren's max spirit.
Nue-Nightmare in Heiankyo gives 12.25/26.50/40.75/55.00 bonus magic damage.
I will be submitting it whether anyone says to or not, so don't say "Dude don't submit it, waste of time." Why not try to make it more submit-worthy instead?